World Cup cat slung viciously down from table at presser

“Get this FUCKING cat OUT OF HERE!!!!!!”

Cat was not slung viciously at all.

Brazil is a flaming trash pile, a vile place. This is in keeping with that. No surprises at all. Fucking trash bag.

Dollface thread.

That's the wrong way to pick up an adult cat. He could've hurt it that way. Also, the cat was cute, and the reporters sounded upset that it was thrown off the table.

Yea he didnt need to throw the cat off the table but it wasn't really vicious, just the wrong technique. Not nearly as bad as that British footballer cunt who released a video drop kicking a kitten

What is with this vile" yeets" expression I am seeing everywhere now?

Pfft, I have 9 lives, you guys have only one.

Brazil is the second most sensuous place on Earth.

R7 I guess it's a new word in the English language. It seems aptly used in describing how the cat was thrown from the table.

[Quote][Y]eet is being used broadly as a synonym of throw, and is applied especially when the throwing is forceful and includes more than a whiff of “good riddance!” along with it. When you yeet something, you’re not worried about how it lands.

What the first, R9?

The Netherlands 100%.

They've proper fucked their chances now.

England national team meanwhile are adopting D0ha strays, giving them food and names and clothes, and working out how to smuggle them home.

A lovely cat pitch invaded a Championship/EFL match the other night, Wigan vs. Sheff Wednesday.

Players from both teams went to catch her gently, pick her up and give her to someone on the sidelines so she didn't get kicked.

Fuck whatever team that was whose sportsballer threw the cat in the OP. I hope they lose, and then lose, and then lose again.

Karma is a bitch.

Brazil just lost their quarter-final match to Croatia. So yeah, definitely cursed!

Take that, cunts!

He had to show how tough he was! Trash

WTF are you guys going on about?

He gently petted the cat first, then picked it up with both hands, and slowly, mindfully dropped - not threw - it to the ground.

The few reporters groaning weren’t appalled by the action, they just wanted to see the cat stay up on the table longer.

"Yeet" has been around for about a decade, r7. Some kid made a Vine (back when Vine was still around) and said "yeet!" when he threw a bottle, and people started using "yeet" as slang for "throw."

I know slang frightens and confuses the average Datalounger, but there is nothing to be scared of with "yeet." It's harmless.

Painful loss, too. Scoring in extended time then having it pulled back from them in the last four minutes. Then to fuck up penalty kicks.

Looks cursed to me.

Fuck Brazil. Fuck its sportsball team. Fuck its sportsball queens.

Anonymous is going to have a field day with this. Dude broke Rule Zero. You don’t do that to a cat!

Glad they lost.

[quote] He gently petted the cat first, then picked it up with both hands

He picked it up by the scruff with both hands and threw it down. Did you not see the cats face?! You picked it up from the bottom and you gently put it down. This guy tossed the cat like a bag of luggage.

[quote] Did you not see the cats face?!

The cat was speaking cat language to me.

I assume that guy has never handled a cat before. Even so, you'd think he'd know you pick a cat up by putting one hand on each side of it - not from its skin at the top.

Glad they lost.

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And now we wait...

Dave update: apparently he's quite the little hardman, getting in fights with other cats around the team hotel complexes over food and territory.