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My student told me I better paint my nails if I wanna keep my man

Is he right?

by Anonymousreply 8May 21, 2023 1:28 AM

A trim is always appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 1December 8, 2022 9:47 PM

Yes. Yes OP. Your student is 100% correct.

*The best way to dry your painted nails is to insert your hands into a kiln. Let us know how it goes!

by Anonymousreply 2December 8, 2022 9:47 PM

The only way nail polish can keep your man from straying is if you put it on his zipper so that it jams.

by Anonymousreply 3December 8, 2022 9:48 PM

How old is your student? 4th grade?

by Anonymousreply 4December 8, 2022 10:17 PM

If you want some guy who’ll drop you for unpainted nails, you go right ahead.

by Anonymousreply 5December 8, 2022 10:20 PM

And after that you stop saying "my man", and then he doesn't leave you! :D

by Anonymousreply 6December 8, 2022 11:47 PM

UPDATE:

I painted my nails and KEPT MY MAN.

by Anonymousreply 7May 21, 2023 1:17 AM

Kept him from retaining his lunch, I imagine.

by Anonymousreply 8May 21, 2023 1:28 AM
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