Bottom does Botox to tighten up his gaping coinslot

I really think we've all learned something today.

The less you know…

If you had any reading skills, OP, you would have learned the botox has nothing to do with a banged open, gaping slut hole. You're projecting your own issues, or your father's, on this cute bottom. Who has mangled bussy lips due to deflated hemorrhoids.

R3 Hiss away, you fat whore!

Um, it seems to me that paralyzing muscles responsible for controling the expulsion of poop may not be the best idea.

Contrary to DL common wisdom, I prefer being able to both clench and unclench my butthole as necessary.

TMI?

TMEverything.

R5, go squat over a mirror and look at the angry oozy entanglement of swollen asscunt veins hanging there and figure out that the injection doesn't affect any "muscles."

Take your continence issues elsewhere.

R4 and OP - well this fat whore can read, at least.

Well, get a bucket of KFC and eat your fucking feelings about it

[quote] Botox can be used for people who complain of having an anal sphincter that’s too tight

A few needles to your hole and you no longer are limited to guys with needle dicks.

THIS is why they hate us. Hell this is why I hate us.

You just know Aaron Schock had this done

How deaf/dumb/blind was this guy's doctor that she couldn't figure out he was gay?

Anal rejuvenation is an old whore's best friend. It's been around for decades and there's nothing embarrassing about it.

I give zee approval!

Bussy be best.

R12 that whore's coinslot does it all

He is hot as fuck...But I couldn't listen to him speak more than 3 minutes

Gurlina!!!

Good lord! Tone it down Kweenie!!

Holely hell!

What many find cute, I find sad and disturbing.

In what universe is this queen “straight presenting” as he claims in the video?

Vicky Hartzler’s head just exploded

I'm getting this done

R23 She learned about male prolapse. She never seen them that go in that big before.

He knows the homosex, when the man go up inside the man

Just because you can share information doesn't always mean you should.

Chin for days

This is why we can’t have nice things!

[quote][R5], go squat over a mirror and look at the angry oozy entanglement of swollen asscunt veins hanging there and figure out that the injection doesn't affect any "muscles."

LOL - r7 clearly doesn't know what botox does or how it works:

Let me explain: Botox injections block certain chemical signals from nerves, mostly signals that cause muscles to contract.

As for having an oozy entanglement of anything down there - um, no. Not all of us abuse our holes so angrily that we've left them a bloody mess.

Oh, dear, R30.

Apparently YOU don't understand that what Botox does depends on where it is shot. Keep trying not to look like.... what you are.

How about taking one in the kisser, you presumptuous stalactite-bottom?

Calm down, Mary.

Did it hit a nerve - lol. Get it. Hit a nerve.

I wonder if he'll be sharing his experience in one of these Botox commercials.

I love his gayccent and sense of humor. In real life, he would keep me amused non-stop.

R14 = Miss Helen Lawson

I found Nick quite charming. He's genuine. He's cute. He's truthful. Has a good sense of humor.

Sam Brinton had this done as well.

R37 Had a stylish overnight bag for the procedure. Same bag, different woman’s clothes!

A coinslot is a buttcrack, you miserable moron. It's the tasteful little bit that flashes just above the waistline of a skimpy speedo on a boy with thick cheeks.

An asshole looks nothing at all like a coinslot, and is never called that, AND you're as blind as you are drunk if you think it is.

R39 - you're completely wrong. I used very large butt plugs when I was in my 20s and now I have a coin slot for an anus. When I had a colonoscopy, the doctor actually said, "nice slit".

R39 Sorry, I wasn't all up on my slutty bottomless pit of need whore terms.

This is the commercial I want to see! Let’s face it, the vain subjects of the Botox ads are all figurative assholes; it would be a stitch to see this gentleman cooing about his anus as the camera lovingly lingers on a peculiar, absolutely smooth sphincter.

For anyone who didn't get r6's joke, watch this video

OK, I'll be the one to say it: pics or it didn't happen.

He claims his "buttoned doctor" couldn't immediately tell he was a flamer? Was his doctor Helen Keller??!!

*butthole doctor... damn autocorrect!

Why does everyone feel the need to SHARE EVERYTHING? This is why I hate social media. Some things I just don’t want to know about people. And TikTok is a disease upon humanity.

I’ve been following him on instagram for awhile - he’s totally hot but wow when he talks and gestures he is pure, common gay stereotypes. Doesn’t come across as even slightly intelligent - just picks up gay phrases and mannerisms from the bar crowd. Damn shame because he is very handsome and actually makes the mustache work.

Nick is hotter than Javi.

Okay...

Yay! Sex positive whore tells all!

Which is more embarrassing, admitting to hemorrhoids or the botox?