Aaron Taylor-Johnson Will Reportedly Be the Next 'James Bond'

This can't be true. He isn't even on the list.

We all know how he got the part.

Anyone else feel the urge to lick his face? And other parts?

I want to lick THIS....

This may well be true (and, if so, I hope all future Bond films include [italic]male[/italic] nude scenes), but using Deuxmoi as a source is laughable. She’ll post any bullshit gossip/made-up story she’s sent without checking to see if it’s even plausible - people make a sport of sending her ridiculous anonymous “scoops” just to see if she’ll post them, and she [italic]does[/italic] (she also features Enty on her podcast, which should tell you something).

I was hoping for Tom Ellis.

[quote] I want to lick THIS....

It is a prosthetic.

Sorry Aaron, but the role is MINE!

Henry pissing his pants.

A jew boy as Bond????? Never!!!!

Dear God in Heaven, NOOO! This man can’t act for shit plus I thought the Wilson/Broccoli family went on record saying that the next Bond will be a man of color.

Apparently the next movie’s title will be “Had to Reschedule Mortality at the Last Minute Due to a Conflict.”

Is he still married to his old lady?

I hope he’s campy like Roger Moore

Isn't this about the 8th actor who " Will Reportedly Be the Next 'James Bond'"

Talk about failing up

He's gorgeous and has tremednous physical presence, but he's not much of an actor.

if they choose him, it would be like George Lazenby all over again.

Just because someone is sex on wheels doesn't mean he can carry a Hollywood movie.

If he gets cast, Bond will definitely go full frontal. It’s why you hire him.

NEW VALUATION:

He exceeds 007; I’d say he’s Agent 008.75

Did his mother wife help him get the part?

I personally thought George Lazenby was a great James Bond and definitely a FAAAR better actor than Aaron Whatever. Aaron can’t act for shit. I wouldn’t pay a dime to see him in a James Bond film. There’s too many far more talented actors to choose from.

I thought the Broccolis decided to go with a man of color. Dev Patel is British and would be a far better choice.

[quote] I thought the Broccolis decided to go with a man of color.

They haven't said that yet.

I have no idea where you got that idea.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is also British, r21.

r23, yes, a British man who CAN’T ACT FOR SHIT!

Sam better watch out. Barbara Broccoli is 62.

Will he shit on the porch? Again?

Asking for a friend.

I’ll be stunned if it’s a white man. They should go with that hot guy from Crazy Rich Asians.

R28 I agree

Now I’d like to see HIM come out of the ocean in a square cut! Just saw him in Bullet Train and he was pretty entertaining and gorgeous to boot.

He opens his mouth and it’s all over. He sounds like a girl.

R31 I think he sounds more like a child than a girl. There's some arrested development going on there.

“ Now let me just say THIS — I love Aaron Taylor Johnson. He is a very hot, very fun actor, and he has a VERY big… career ahead of him, but when he open up his mouth????? It’s giving chimney sweep from 1855 whose balls never dropped. That’s not James Bond babe”

Aaron is very nice and sexy looking but he has no presence at all. Again and again he is forced upon us and it’s fail after fail.

I fell in love with AT-J as Vronsky in "Anna Karenina".

Paradoxically, he had all the animation of a log of wood, while being so charismatic. Whenever he was on screen, I couldn't take my eyes off of him.

That's James Bond.

[quote]It’s giving chimney sweep from 1855 whose balls never dropped.

Is that his real voice or is he kidding around? He doesn't sound anything like that in any roles I've ever seen him in.

Who?

He doesn’t look heterosexual.

At least it’s not a black trans woman 👩

R38 he’s not.

And do remember how much everyone complained when Daniel Craig was named the new Bond.

The ONLY good Bonds were-

Sean Connery

Roger Moore

[quote] Whenever he was on screen, I couldn't take my eyes off of him. That's James Bond.

No that's the diametric opposite of Bond. Bond was written as an utterly ordinary man who could easily blend in with the crowd to perform his missions. Not as a man lit by a spotlight at all times.

When I wrote the first one in 1953, I wanted Bond to be an extremely dull, uninteresting man to whom things happened; I wanted him to be a blunt instrument ... when I was casting around for a name for my protagonist I thought by God, [James Bond] is the dullest name I ever heard. — Ian Fleming, The New Yorker, 21 April 1962[5]

Exotic things would happen to and around him, but he would be a neutral figure—an anonymous, blunt instrument wielded by a government department."

GQ has come out AGAINST ATJ!

YES!

R43, be that as it may, the James Bond from the movies is the opposite of that, a charismatic action figure who most women want to go to bed with within 5 seconds of meeting him.

This Aaron man child does not fit either way.

R46 a bashful, borderline incel with a long meaty schlong, which he doesn’t know how to use, is exactly what the Gen Z #metoo folks want.

Will ATJ shower for the role?

Give him a pressure wash, dental cleaning, and test him for STDs - he'll be fine.

is that the new double oh seven? More like double oh seven soft.

I think this could turn out to be an excellent casting.

DubEl Ohhh Sheven

r51, Shut up Ms. Lindsey!

If he gets this, he will be the first Bond actor whose cock I wanted to suck.

GQ wants Bond to be a jig. That’s literally their only objection to this guy.

Just listened to a few clips of this man talking to see what all the bitchery about his voice was about and you bitches weren't kidding - he really does sound like a 12 year old. Yikes!

Yeah, he was good in "Anna Karenina" and "Nowhere Boy" but that's because he played preening mama's boys with a fixation on an older woman.

Gee, I wonder how he managed to tap into those roles.

Taylor-Johnson is otherwise lacklustre and would be a dud as Bond.

Of the under-40s in the running, Jack Lowden might be the best actor while Sope Dirisu has the understated confidence and masculinity so many of the others lack.

Either of those two would suffice.

Hell, if they're looking to really do a 180 on the previous version then Nicholas Hoult could be a 21st Century Roger Moore.

Racist, transphobic weirdo at r39. Trans people never get cast in anything.

No charisma.

Agree, he's talented but uncharismatic as hell. Bond reboot will be dead in the water.

It's Bond. What does acting have to do with it?

r61, Daniel Craig gave great acting performances as Bond which is why he’s my favorite Bond. Aaron Whatever would be a HUGE step down.

"What does acting have to do with it?"

It's a personality part.

Moore had lots of it, although no one would be crying out for his Hamlet.

Craig is more glum, but gave a BAFTA-nominated performance.

So Bond requires a mixture of skill and charisma.

What exactly would Taylor-Johnson bring to the part, exactly? Little personality and not a great deal of talent.

Enough of this reinventing Bond shit. They should focus on the "007" designation and make it a revolving door of actors and send it directly to a streaming service.

R57, not bad suggestion but i think Jack O’Connell would be best.

R28, the actor who played Michael is way hotter than the lead of the movie.

They wouldn't use this guy with the Mommywife... No one's ever said he's talented, either.

R65, Jack O'Connell is awesome, I like him in everything I've seen him in

"He's the world's best assassin," "How does he do it?" "He butt fucks them till they bleed to death." "Oh my." James Bond in the Spy who booffed me.

I think it's hilarious dataloungers are believing an unconfirmed report from a news source no one has ever heard of. "Hypebeast"??

R62 Yeah the Bond franchise made billions off of people who wanted to see great acting.

Is Toby Stephens of "Black Sails" too old to be Bond? I think he'd be great.

[quote] And do remember how much everyone complained when Daniel Craig was named the new Bond.

I actually suggested he be Bond before he was chosen.

This entire franchise is really outdated though.

R70, this is being reported in lots of other places

R72 yes. He's a great actor but he's way too old. He'd make a great M or something like that.

This villain's henchman, Rimjob? Some of these scenes we have ... so I'm captured and on a table with stirrups?

Is he trying to make me talk?

He looks like Bond but sounds like Pussy Galore. Nothing that can't be fixed with 3 packs of Gitanes a day.

R77 Regular intense anal stimulation will deepen his voice.

Did someone say M?

He and the wife are both unattractive. She is a tad horsey and will give that mare from Sex and The City a run for the money.

I love Jack O'Connell but he's also too young looking to play Bond.

I don’t know this guy, but I agree with R49. From the pictures shared here, he looks dirty and needs a major cleanup before going on screen and portraying the suave James Bond to whom we have become accustomed.

I know Idris Elba is pissed he aged out of this. That fugmug Daniel Craig just couldn't retire.

R82 Remember people said the same thing about Daniel Craig. They also said he was too ugly. But DC is best Bond acting wise.

Actors adapt to their roles. And great actors overcome any perceived shortcomings.

Pierce Brosnan was the peak of the series in his first 3

[quote]I know Idris Elba is pissed he aged out of this.

No more so than Sophie Grégoire Trudeau was pissed. It would have been such a good time for her to make her big jump.

I'm going to be the next Bond. Bet on it!

R86 what are you talking about

He's to chav for this part. Might as well make Bhad Bhabie a bond girl. Its on that level.

He looks smarmy at OP: James out-on-bond

ATJ is gorgeous and sexy. Best James Bond yet.

Sam Heughan must be frothing at the mouth and wishing Craig had retired sooner.

[quote] She is a tad horsey

A tad?! A TAD?!!?

R92 Nah, he lost interest when he found out that there would be no assrape in the movie.

I heard his dick is so long they had to draw up a separate contract.

R95 It's true. I had the fortune to measuring it, taking pictures of it, and stroking it to it's full potential. I did sneak into the contract that he needs to fulfill my desires with said penis whenever I request him.

LOL, his dick isn't that big

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Poor guy is gonna be in the producer's trailer every day.

r97 -- Mr. Magoo

[quote] Is Toby Stephens of "Black Sails" too old to be Bond? I think he'd be great.

Not only is he too old now but he played a Bond villain in Die Another Day.

Tom Mison would be the better choice for Bond.

This "available for fellatio" clause seems kinda sketchy.

Notice that not a SINGLE other news source has picked this up.

This story is bullshit.

[R103] Sorry, ATJ. You already signed away on it. Can't cry 'buyer's remorse' now, toots! You're mine, all mine !

R100 = hasn't seen that many dicks

r104 and bitches keep starting new threads about it because of course no one searches, Im sure by February we'll have yet another thread about ATJ being James Bond, his long dick and old ass wife. Aint like we got shit else to talk about!

When the casting director's couch has stirrups, you know you're in trouble.

R105 I don't know about this ...

*notices erection*

Et tu, Brute?

So does this mean the new Bond girls will be grannies?

LOL@r110! Excellent question!

I'll sign up to be a Bond Granny

Honestly, how am I supposed to get ready for a scene when someone is always showing up to suck my dick?

Twitter Is Going Crazy Over A Rumor That Aaron Taylor-Johnson Cheated On His Wife With Joey King.

I thought he was into older women, not younger

I saw that rumor and assumed it was laying the groundwork for his future Bond stint as a hot newly single commodity.

I am back to remind you of my candidate.

Leo Suter. 29. 6'2" (3 more than ATJ). Oxford educated. Good actor. Looks great in tuxedo. Single.

Anyone got Barbara Parley's digits?

R115 I mean...you do realize that "Being into" is completely different than just fucking somebody, right?

Another Gay Bond?....Did Hollywood run out of straight actors?

It’s weird that the person who posted the original rumor referred to King as a “tween.” I thought a tween was someone aged around 11-13 and King is in her 20s.