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Astronauts

Do they jerk off in space on long missions?

I mean imagine going months with no release. I'd die.

This would have been one hell of a topic for Christa McAuliffe to have taught from the shuttle!

by Anonymousreply 5December 9, 2022 2:13 PM

Now that’s a true question for Chris Hadfield!

by Anonymousreply 1December 8, 2022 3:46 PM

That would be an amazing spectacle in zero gravity. The other astronauts would be slo-motion dodging the strings of cum, Matrix-style. (Well, maybe not all of them would.)

by Anonymousreply 2December 8, 2022 4:07 PM

What impertinent question. When in dark maw of space cosmonauts only concerned with technical and science aspects except drunkard Yuri Gagarin. He was "horn dog".

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by Anonymousreply 3December 9, 2022 2:18 AM

Does it get stuck in your hair? Or does it go down the drain?

by Anonymousreply 4December 9, 2022 2:56 AM

If the Challenger had made orbit...

"Good morning, boys and girls. Today I'm going to teach you a new lesson about space. Now this is a special one because it combines both your Science and Health classes. Now this may be new to you or it could be something you are already quite familiar with as your bodies approach puberty. Masturbation. Can you say that word, boys and girls? Mast- ur- bay-shen. Funny sounding word, right? Well today we're going to show you how to do it in zero gravity space as well as the steps for a tidy clean up. Joining me today in this experiment is my fellow astronaut and mission specialist, Ron McNair..."

by Anonymousreply 5December 9, 2022 2:13 PM
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