Anniconda

A couple of tabloid hog hasbeens... perfect match.

He should borrow some filler from her

Lol explains the glow

Her face looks like it's filled with corn syrup.

I would actually really like this couple. I like both and they look good together. Hoping its true

Ugh stop it, Jenny. He is an alky loser and you dont need a faux relationship. Just go scissor Sheryl Crowe on a Mexican beach and stop trying so hard

He looks drunk

Hawt. They'd make a sexy couple.

Does she like donkey dick??

[quote]Ugh stop it, Jenny. He is an alky loser

And she is a pothead, so big deal.

Still, they look better than Madonna.

How long can she stay on that wild thumping mechanical bull?

Then fuck his bundle!

It’s the closest he’ll get to having sex with Brad Pitt.

You sure about that?

She's beginning to look filler bloated.

Jennifer "Wildenstein" Aniston at 53.

Enjoying seeing it.

Maybe Jen will FINALLY get pregnant...

Or die trying 😏

I thought he was Armie.

Will she go back to Brad???

He looks worse than Jen here. Rubbery, old, drunk, lurch.

Isn’t/wasn’t she good friends with Chelsea Handler. If so, she certainly doesn’t mind someone who likes a tipple.

Also, I like Hammiston but would also accept Jenniconda.

Jennifer Is Pregnant with Jon’s Baby!

If he really slams it home up little Jens cooter, her filler is going to ooze out her eyes, ears, nose and mouth.

She's sizing him up before constricting him to death and swallowing him whole.

He couldn’t leave you with anything less than triplets

All that money and crap plastic surgery.

They looked stoned.

Jen, Jen, Jen. This is the Year Of Tom Cruise, a man who desperately needs a good PR “girlfriend,” and you’re slumming with “Fletch”???

Her work looks terrible,

Her work sure does look terrible, and he has old-man neck.

Why has Jen given herself the Meg Ryan treatment.

Ok she looks like shit but doesn’t he look way worse? Like a drunk ventriloquist dummy?

He won't have to learn a new first name to say during sex since he was with Jennifer Breastfalldt all those years

If you’ve had a terrible time getting pregnant, this would have to be the nuclear ☢️ option.

Is that his real hair?

Aniston is such an attention whore but she's likable oddly. She has never seemed warm or down to earth to me. Just someone who wanted fame and was motivated by her shitty neglectful parents who destroyed her self-esteem to prove them wrong. She's like Jennifer Lopez in that regard but unlike JLo, she doesn't have much delusions of her talent. She takes roles that are good for her limits as an actress. She's in on the joke and tells her fans what they want to hear. Idk she's definitely a marketing genius. As for Hamm, his time in the spotlight ended a decade ago. Mad Men was a good show tho.

Anniston's fillers are distracting. I know she had smoker's lines, but this is overkill. She's in Delta Burke territory now.

Hamm, on the other hand, could use some filler under his eyes. And it's more obvious than ever that his frontal hair is either a transplant or a wiglet/ hair system (I'm going with transplant, as we saw his hair wet and underwater on many scenes in MM).

JH is a serioysly underrated actor. The spotlight should not have left him.

Good lord, who’s urging a man to get filler? No one should use filler. No one.

They both look icky to me, but I’d love for them to get together. I like them, just not their current looks. I think they’d make a nice couple.

R34 I forgot about her. He’s used to woman with bad facial work, then.

R40, the areas under his eyes look like sinkholes and make appear every bit the aging drunk he is. A bit of filler in just those spots, judiciously applied, would be undetectable and shave off a decade or more.

No one is suggesting he go full-blown Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Is that the “100 years old!” filter?

Every time she’s moved to another man his appendage is gotten bigger.

R45, That’s why we love her.

They can be drunks together!