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Matteo Lane was cute before he became a ghastly cliché

Hate him now. Stupid ducklips in every photo.

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by Anonymousreply 33April 7, 2023 3:29 PM

"Whiny Christmas"

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by Anonymousreply 1December 16, 2022 5:35 PM

Ok OP, I agree. He is cute there as a out of shape and poorly groomed twink. But that look only sells for a few years on the meat market.

by Anonymousreply 2December 16, 2022 6:08 PM

She's hot.

by Anonymousreply 3December 24, 2022 12:02 AM

He has talked in the past about "hair surgery"...did he have his scalp closed or something because of thinning hair? His 'do is a bit odd looking. Still cute though.

by Anonymousreply 4December 24, 2022 12:04 AM

He's still cute - he just needs to STFU

by Anonymousreply 5December 24, 2022 12:06 AM

He was not cute before, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6December 24, 2022 12:07 AM

All the comedians I've ever met or known were bottomless pits of insecurity and approval-seeking, with depressive tendencies. Every. Single. One. The scale of perfectionism exhibited in his bodily transformation tells a story.

by Anonymousreply 7December 24, 2022 12:07 AM

He’s had way too many threads here. He’s a terrible comic, not handsome, and I don’t care if he shows his ass/abs all the time.

by Anonymousreply 8December 24, 2022 12:17 AM

For some reason this guy keeps popping up in my youtube suggestions lately & I find him not even remotely funny, clever or unique. His material is just typical, prosaic gay tropes with predictable attitude.

by Anonymousreply 9December 24, 2022 12:18 AM

He's funny sometimes but annoying as well.

by Anonymousreply 10December 24, 2022 12:20 AM

I like how he's genuinely shameless about being an exclusive bottom.

by Anonymousreply 11December 24, 2022 12:34 AM

Do you think his butt has been augmented? It doesn't look fake-fake but it is pronounced.

by Anonymousreply 12December 24, 2022 5:41 AM

I just found him on YouTube. I usually find gay comics (especially flamboyant ones) exhausting, but I think he's funny. His videos and shorts are just the right length; I'm not sure I could sit through an hour-long set.

by Anonymousreply 13January 22, 2023 5:04 PM

Those droopy, puffy eyes give me fetal alcohol syndrome vibes.

by Anonymousreply 14January 22, 2023 5:22 PM

So pasty though.

by Anonymousreply 15January 22, 2023 6:12 PM

I’m guessing he doesn’t give a crap about what you shut-in, lazy losers think about him. That being said, the new Instagram posts of him and Isaac Mizrahi together are unbearable to watch.

by Anonymousreply 16January 22, 2023 6:29 PM

R16 hi Matteo!

by Anonymousreply 17January 22, 2023 6:30 PM

At 16 he was adorably hot and didn’t know it. At 36 he thinks he is way hotter than he actually is. I’ll take the former any day.

by Anonymousreply 18January 22, 2023 6:39 PM

He must meet tons of guys who are into him, but it must be tough to trust any of them. Gays like these can have a hard time finding a partner (if they want one).

by Anonymousreply 19January 22, 2023 6:54 PM

I've watched a few of his cooking videos too. Loved the one with fried chicken cutlets.

by Anonymousreply 20January 22, 2023 7:06 PM

Calling him basic is generous. He’s not worth commentary about anything whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 21January 22, 2023 7:26 PM

I’m more of a Kenneth Williams guy myself

by Anonymousreply 22February 23, 2023 2:53 PM

Looks like he should be living in Indiana or West Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 23February 23, 2023 2:58 PM

r23 he does (did) have a thing for dirty hipster redneck pigs but seems to prefer the trade among the islands of greece

by Anonymousreply 24February 23, 2023 3:38 PM

His Liza Minnelli is funny.

by Anonymousreply 25February 23, 2023 3:51 PM

Feeling jealous OP? Insecure?

Why the hate?

by Anonymousreply 26February 23, 2023 4:00 PM

R26 = Matteo.

by Anonymousreply 27February 23, 2023 4:02 PM

I had no idea he had surgery!

by Anonymousreply 28February 23, 2023 4:12 PM

On his scalp r28. To remove his bald spot.

by Anonymousreply 29February 23, 2023 5:30 PM

Did he admit to that?

by Anonymousreply 30February 23, 2023 5:48 PM

He did on some podcast. Maybe even on instagram.

by Anonymousreply 31February 23, 2023 6:13 PM

His face looks different as well.

by Anonymousreply 32February 23, 2023 8:18 PM

Bump…he goes into detail about his hair transplant surgery here…

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