It’s a 5 bedroom, 4 bathroom home. And it’s quite nice!!!
Tasteful Friends! Celina, TX home posted for $604k
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 9, 2022 2:37 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 7, 2022 9:17 PM |
This is a DISTASTEFUL FRIENDS thread!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 7, 2022 9:19 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 7, 2022 9:43 PM |
This is a tasteless enemies thread.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 7, 2022 9:46 PM |
They INCREASED the price by $55,000? What for, fumigation?
I bet that master smells like a locker room 🤮
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 7, 2022 9:46 PM |
They have a sex room.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 7, 2022 9:47 PM |
Hellen Keller would love it!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 7, 2022 9:47 PM |
R6 It’s because the gays will pay more.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 7, 2022 9:48 PM |
R8 wtf. I doubt Celina, TX has a big gay scene. You seem really delusional
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 7, 2022 9:50 PM |
What's the point of this thread? Was someone fisted in this house?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 7, 2022 9:50 PM |
Just awful.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 7, 2022 9:50 PM |
The people who own this are straight, this is NOT a Gay house
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 7, 2022 9:51 PM |
At first, as I scrolled through the photos I was unimpressed. Remove the Christmas crap and it looks like any other middle-class Texas suburban house. But then the master bedroom photo popped up and I was like WTF?
Also, the photographer needs to clean their lens. There are flare/dust spots all over the pictures.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 7, 2022 9:54 PM |
Is that a fucking sling in the bedroom? As if the house wasn't hideous enough.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 7, 2022 9:54 PM |
^ Yes, the whole master is set up like a dungeon. I can imagine what it looked like before they cleaned it up for pictures 😬
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 7, 2022 9:57 PM |
What fresh suburban Texas frau hell is this?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 7, 2022 10:02 PM |
It's better than I'd thought it would be for this category of home. I don't like the dark bedroom, though it's something different.
I like to go down Zillow rabbit holes of places I've visited. I was in Dallas in October; stayed in Irving (first ring suburb). So I looked at a LOT of Irving homes on Zillow and could not believe how uniformly - no matter the style or what the outside looked like - I hated the interiors. There were minimal exceptions. As far as Dallas neighborhoods on Zillow, there were a lot of places I thought were great among a lot that were meh to horrifying.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 7, 2022 10:10 PM |
Is that Melania's dancing pole in the bedroom near the sling? Sick fucks. Aunt Ida was right: The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 7, 2022 10:15 PM |
^ Not to mention they have kids in that house... Groomers! 😠
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 7, 2022 10:20 PM |
I can hear my mom saying that she'd never buy it without taking the solar panels off. She's definitely form over function. "They're ugly."
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 7, 2022 10:20 PM |
The owners are going through a divorce.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 7, 2022 10:23 PM |
The wife was convicted of conspiracy to distribute meth earlier in 2022.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 7, 2022 10:25 PM |
@r21, Must have gotten bored with the same ol', same ol' sexual kinks
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 7, 2022 10:26 PM |
R23 They should have renovated the sex room first. Maybe some new gloryholes or something?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 7, 2022 10:35 PM |
It's hideous and incredibly tacky. Looks like a cheap build and the black accents everywhere are awful. The yard is literal dirt.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 7, 2022 10:40 PM |
R21/R22 is correct. I did a little property record snooping and Google searching of my own. The couple is going through a divorce and the wife does have a meth conviction. And the husband was charged with Terroristic Threat of Family / Household in 2021.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 7, 2022 10:40 PM |
R26 Just class acts the lot of them!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 7, 2022 11:43 PM |
It’s dreadful. And the exterior is ugly so I wouldn’t even bother to worry about renovating the inside of the meth den.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 8, 2022 12:13 AM |
Wasn't it used in one of those Paranormal Activity sequels?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 8, 2022 12:22 AM |
Am I.missing somethimg? Wheres the sling?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 8, 2022 12:22 AM |
I saw neither a sling nor a stripper pole. Where was that?
I did, however, see a hideous gray faux stone (?) bathroom. WTF was that MEANT to look like? Should have been on an episode of Nailed It!
I guess at least they didn't mount the tv over the fireplace...
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 8, 2022 12:28 AM |
The master bedroom pictures have been removed from the Zillow listing! I guess someone told the agent that pictures of the sex dungeon wouldn't help sell it.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 8, 2022 1:03 AM |
Why would anyone pay over half a million to live in a fucking shithole like Celina?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 8, 2022 2:11 AM |
You SHO is ugly!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 8, 2022 2:19 AM |
OMG and not in a good way.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 8, 2022 4:00 AM |
It's a garage with a house attached. Supremely ugly from the street.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 8, 2022 4:30 AM |
Apparently Zillow or the real estate agent took down the picture of the gray bedroom with the whips on the wall, the sex sling, and the stripper pole. That's hilarious!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 9, 2022 1:22 AM |
Please do a mobile home in Needles, CA next, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 9, 2022 1:31 AM |
In 2095, this will be re-created in "The Museum of American Stupidity" as an exhibit of what imbeciles in Texas lived in during the "Great Stupidity".
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 9, 2022 1:33 AM |
In our family, only the chauffeur sleeps over the garage.
But thank you anyway, I'm sure.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 9, 2022 1:55 AM |
Ted Cruz Modern.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 9, 2022 2:37 AM |