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Tasteful Friends! Celina, TX home posted for $604k

It’s a 5 bedroom, 4 bathroom home. And it’s quite nice!!!

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by Anonymousreply 41December 9, 2022 2:37 AM

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

by Anonymousreply 1December 7, 2022 9:17 PM

This is a DISTASTEFUL FRIENDS thread!

by Anonymousreply 2December 7, 2022 9:19 PM

😳

by Anonymousreply 3December 7, 2022 9:43 PM

This is a tasteless enemies thread.

by Anonymousreply 4December 7, 2022 9:46 PM

They INCREASED the price by $55,000? What for, fumigation?

I bet that master smells like a locker room 🤮

by Anonymousreply 5December 7, 2022 9:46 PM

They have a sex room.

by Anonymousreply 6December 7, 2022 9:47 PM

Hellen Keller would love it!

by Anonymousreply 7December 7, 2022 9:47 PM

R6 It’s because the gays will pay more.

by Anonymousreply 8December 7, 2022 9:48 PM

R8 wtf. I doubt Celina, TX has a big gay scene. You seem really delusional

by Anonymousreply 9December 7, 2022 9:50 PM

What's the point of this thread? Was someone fisted in this house?

by Anonymousreply 10December 7, 2022 9:50 PM

Just awful.

by Anonymousreply 11December 7, 2022 9:50 PM

The people who own this are straight, this is NOT a Gay house

by Anonymousreply 12December 7, 2022 9:51 PM

At first, as I scrolled through the photos I was unimpressed. Remove the Christmas crap and it looks like any other middle-class Texas suburban house. But then the master bedroom photo popped up and I was like WTF?

Also, the photographer needs to clean their lens. There are flare/dust spots all over the pictures.

by Anonymousreply 13December 7, 2022 9:54 PM

Is that a fucking sling in the bedroom? As if the house wasn't hideous enough.

by Anonymousreply 14December 7, 2022 9:54 PM

^ Yes, the whole master is set up like a dungeon. I can imagine what it looked like before they cleaned it up for pictures 😬

by Anonymousreply 15December 7, 2022 9:57 PM

What fresh suburban Texas frau hell is this?

by Anonymousreply 16December 7, 2022 10:02 PM

It's better than I'd thought it would be for this category of home. I don't like the dark bedroom, though it's something different.

I like to go down Zillow rabbit holes of places I've visited. I was in Dallas in October; stayed in Irving (first ring suburb). So I looked at a LOT of Irving homes on Zillow and could not believe how uniformly - no matter the style or what the outside looked like - I hated the interiors. There were minimal exceptions. As far as Dallas neighborhoods on Zillow, there were a lot of places I thought were great among a lot that were meh to horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 17December 7, 2022 10:10 PM

Is that Melania's dancing pole in the bedroom near the sling? Sick fucks. Aunt Ida was right: The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life!

by Anonymousreply 18December 7, 2022 10:15 PM

^ Not to mention they have kids in that house... Groomers! 😠

by Anonymousreply 19December 7, 2022 10:20 PM

I can hear my mom saying that she'd never buy it without taking the solar panels off. She's definitely form over function. "They're ugly."

by Anonymousreply 20December 7, 2022 10:20 PM

The owners are going through a divorce.

by Anonymousreply 21December 7, 2022 10:23 PM

The wife was convicted of conspiracy to distribute meth earlier in 2022.

by Anonymousreply 22December 7, 2022 10:25 PM

@r21, Must have gotten bored with the same ol', same ol' sexual kinks

by Anonymousreply 23December 7, 2022 10:26 PM

R23 They should have renovated the sex room first. Maybe some new gloryholes or something?

by Anonymousreply 24December 7, 2022 10:35 PM

It's hideous and incredibly tacky. Looks like a cheap build and the black accents everywhere are awful. The yard is literal dirt.

by Anonymousreply 25December 7, 2022 10:40 PM

R21/R22 is correct. I did a little property record snooping and Google searching of my own. The couple is going through a divorce and the wife does have a meth conviction. And the husband was charged with Terroristic Threat of Family / Household in 2021.

by Anonymousreply 26December 7, 2022 10:40 PM

R26 Just class acts the lot of them!

by Anonymousreply 27December 7, 2022 11:43 PM

It’s dreadful. And the exterior is ugly so I wouldn’t even bother to worry about renovating the inside of the meth den.

by Anonymousreply 28December 8, 2022 12:13 AM

Wasn't it used in one of those Paranormal Activity sequels?

by Anonymousreply 29December 8, 2022 12:22 AM

Am I.missing somethimg? Wheres the sling?

by Anonymousreply 30December 8, 2022 12:22 AM

I saw neither a sling nor a stripper pole. Where was that?

I did, however, see a hideous gray faux stone (?) bathroom. WTF was that MEANT to look like? Should have been on an episode of Nailed It!

I guess at least they didn't mount the tv over the fireplace...

by Anonymousreply 31December 8, 2022 12:28 AM

The master bedroom pictures have been removed from the Zillow listing! I guess someone told the agent that pictures of the sex dungeon wouldn't help sell it.

by Anonymousreply 32December 8, 2022 1:03 AM

Why would anyone pay over half a million to live in a fucking shithole like Celina?

by Anonymousreply 33December 8, 2022 2:11 AM

You SHO is ugly!

by Anonymousreply 34December 8, 2022 2:19 AM

OMG and not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 35December 8, 2022 4:00 AM

It's a garage with a house attached. Supremely ugly from the street.

by Anonymousreply 36December 8, 2022 4:30 AM

Apparently Zillow or the real estate agent took down the picture of the gray bedroom with the whips on the wall, the sex sling, and the stripper pole. That's hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 37December 9, 2022 1:22 AM

Please do a mobile home in Needles, CA next, OP.

by Anonymousreply 38December 9, 2022 1:31 AM

In 2095, this will be re-created in "The Museum of American Stupidity" as an exhibit of what imbeciles in Texas lived in during the "Great Stupidity".

by Anonymousreply 39December 9, 2022 1:33 AM

In our family, only the chauffeur sleeps over the garage.

But thank you anyway, I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 40December 9, 2022 1:55 AM

Ted Cruz Modern.

by Anonymousreply 41December 9, 2022 2:37 AM
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