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Florida man, 36, is arrested after having sex with goldendoodle in front of kids
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 8, 2022 6:26 AM |
OK - Which one of you did this?!? I can understand bestiality and car theft, but DESECRATING A NATIVITY SCENE?!? What is this world coming to?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 6, 2022 6:31 PM |
No wonder Florida still executes by electric chair.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 6, 2022 6:33 PM |
This is probably the craziest "Florida Man" story I've heard and that's saying something
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 6, 2022 6:34 PM |
Was the Goldendoodle the top? I had to ask, since it's Florida.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 6, 2022 6:36 PM |
R4 That’s my kink! 😂
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 6, 2022 6:41 PM |
That's a really bad day, eh?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 6, 2022 7:04 PM |
I bet it was matted and they said it will brush out! To the groomer
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 6, 2022 7:07 PM |
The children had just returned from Walt Disney World where they had narrowly missed seeing that principal leap to his death... only to come home to see this!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 6, 2022 7:08 PM |
Here's the article:
Florida man, 36, is arrested after having sex with goldendoodle in front of kids while taking pup out on a walk - before wrecking church's Christmas nativity and trying to steal a car
Chad Mason, 36, was arrested on Sunday after he was caught having sex with a goldendoodle in front of children
Mason had taken the dog out on a walk in an apartment complex located at 2600 block of McMullen when he began to wreak havoc
The 36-year-old then went to a nearby church, wrecked a nativity set and attempted to steal a car nearby
A man was arrested after having sex with a goldendoodle in front of children while taking the dog out for a walk before he ran to a nearby church, wreck a nativity and attempted to steal a car.
Chad Mason, 36, was arrested for charges of lewd exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and criminal mischief to a place of worship after he was caught with the pup while out on a walk in the apartment complex located at 2600 block of McMullen Booth Road.
'He was seen having sex with a dog... when he was confronted by someone at the apartment complex there, he ran from the scene,' The Clearwater Police Department wrote in a statement.
Mason left the neighborhood and fled into the Northwood Presbyterian Chruch nearby, ruined the nativity set up and broke multiple potted plants.
He then left the church and went to a nearby street, destroyed a mailbox and tried to steal a car.
Mason apparently knew the goldendoodle's owner and took the pup out on a walk before he performed the lewd act, according to Fox 13.
The 36-year-old didn't go on his insane spree until he was approached by spectators while he had sex with the dog. A child also saw Mason perform the act. (Stenographer's Question: Does he call his 'act,' "The Aristocrats"?)
It is unclear why he then decided to head into the church.
'He entered Northwood Presbyterian Church and knocked over a nativity display and broke several potted plants, before fleeing into an adjacent neighborhood. That's where he destroyed a mailbox and attempted to steal a car,' police wrote.
Police said that Mason caused about $400 in damages for damaging the nativity set and plants.
He was booked at the Pinellas County Jail.
A Florida law passed last year that made sexual acts involving animals a sex crime.
According to the statute, a violator can be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor and be sentenced to one year of jail time and subjected to a $1,000 fine.
It is unclear what Mason will be sentenced. THE END
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 6, 2022 7:12 PM |
He raped the dog and probably really hurt it. Dogs aren't exactly human size. This ain't funny,
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 6, 2022 7:15 PM |
The permanent hairnet tattoo effect, fashioned not from ink but from real hair, is never a good sign.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 6, 2022 7:16 PM |
[quote]This ain't funny
No, r10, it isn't. Makes one wonder why OP would find it so hilarious and include the DM link.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 6, 2022 7:18 PM |
[quote]A Florida law passed last year that made sexual acts involving animals a sex crime.
Only last year?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 6, 2022 7:20 PM |
Are we sure it was sex and not just heavy petting?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 6, 2022 7:22 PM |
[quote] A Florida law passed last year that made sexual acts involving animals a sex crime.
I bet DeSantis is mad cause he lost access to his prize pig.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 6, 2022 7:23 PM |
He looks better than I thought he would.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 6, 2022 7:26 PM |
Gross - not all stories have to be shared, OP
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 6, 2022 7:27 PM |
Amateur.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 6, 2022 7:30 PM |
Why is the dog’s breed being touted in the headline and story so much? Would there be less surprise if it was a French bulldog?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 6, 2022 7:45 PM |
They really are great dogs. Mine has the expressive and alluring eyes that both support and entice.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 6, 2022 7:48 PM |
I can’t stop laughing at r20.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 6, 2022 7:56 PM |
Has to be meth.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 6, 2022 8:02 PM |
Has to be white.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 6, 2022 8:03 PM |
Well, at least the article didn’t mention the dog by name.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 6, 2022 8:15 PM |
[quote] A Florida law passed last year that made sexual acts involving animals a sex crime.
[quote]Only last year?
Not raping animals was considered too “woke” for them before.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 6, 2022 8:33 PM |
He touched me... there. In my special area.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 6, 2022 8:36 PM |
At least he didn't take the kids to a drag show or let them read books about Martin Luther King!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 6, 2022 8:37 PM |
It's not his fault, the bitch told him she likes it ruff.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 6, 2022 8:40 PM |
Well, he's all for diversity.
Is the bitch what you would call a Doo-latto?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 6, 2022 8:45 PM |
R21 me too lol
R20 wins this thread.
Seriously though, I hope the dog is okay.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 6, 2022 8:52 PM |
Beware the doodle diddler!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 6, 2022 9:44 PM |
Read the whole article. At the bottom they mention that Florida just passed that law (make sex with animals illegal) last year. The democrats had been trying for over a decade to enact a law that makes it illegal to have sex with an animal. But the republicans kept voting it down.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 6, 2022 9:47 PM |
Wonder if drugs were involved??
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 6, 2022 9:48 PM |
But was it a male or female goldendoodle?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 6, 2022 9:51 PM |
[quote]Read the whole article. At the bottom they mention that Florida just passed that law (make sex with animals illegal) last year. The democrats had been trying for over a decade to enact a law that makes it illegal to have sex with an animal. But the republicans kept voting it down.
Animals are a-ok...same sex human partners, absolutely not!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 6, 2022 9:54 PM |
[quote] Next time, he should head to Hawaii.
Is that one of them there sanctuary cities?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 6, 2022 9:59 PM |
But was it a rescue dog?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 6, 2022 10:00 PM |
R38 - I don’t think so, but now it is a “rescued” dog.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 6, 2022 10:16 PM |
He seems nice.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 6, 2022 10:23 PM |
But was it “rape” rape?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 6, 2022 10:34 PM |
R41 Not if it were in Wyoming!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 6, 2022 10:36 PM |
'The Aristocrats', you're killing me R9.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 6, 2022 10:48 PM |
Florida!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 6, 2022 10:57 PM |
He's beautiful, he'll have bitches lined up for him in the slammer.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 6, 2022 11:01 PM |
This is so crazy. About an hour before I read this article, I received a notification in the Neighborhood app alerting us that someone who did this sort of thing was trying to adopt a cat today. The pet store person did a background check and came up with this. Also in Florida.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 6, 2022 11:08 PM |
R45 Which breeds? 🐕 🐩
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 6, 2022 11:12 PM |
I was molested!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 6, 2022 11:14 PM |
First time in my life I’ve ever been jealous of a dog.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 6, 2022 11:17 PM |
[quote] Mason apparently knew the goldendoodle's owner and took the pup out on a walk before he performed the lewd act, according to Fox 13.
The dog isn’t even legal age! Now that’s fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 6, 2022 11:24 PM |
This is on-brand for Florida. What a cesspool.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 6, 2022 11:27 PM |
I know this is the DL, but this is sick and so are most of the lame jokes here. The poor animals are defenseless.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 6, 2022 11:28 PM |
He wouldn't have tried it with a pit bull.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 6, 2022 11:31 PM |
When Gay.Com was still around and had the chat rooms I was talking to someone who told me that he had sex with his dog, I told him that was animal abuse. At first I thought he was screwing the dog but it turned out the dog was fucking him, he claimed if the dog didn't like it, the dog wouldn't be doing it. Who knows if he was telling the truth. I ended the conversation.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 6, 2022 11:35 PM |
R53 And now, hymen-less too.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 6, 2022 11:55 PM |
It's always the Trumper-filled Florida.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 7, 2022 1:08 AM |
GROOMER!!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 7, 2022 1:29 AM |
Florida where children can witness public bestiality , but cannot utter the word " Gay" in the classroom....
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 7, 2022 1:57 AM |
In the earlier 2000s, there was a Floridian Seancody star (who later went on to mainstream gay porn), who liked to watch dogs fuck his girlfriend. He used the same username all over the internet.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 7, 2022 2:06 AM |
Americans and their animals again! 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 7, 2022 2:48 AM |
People are just flipping out left and right in this country, there are tons of stories of someone snapping and doing some shocking, heinous act. Are we being MKUltraed again? 😮
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 7, 2022 3:20 AM |
The OP is the one who keeps telling Joe to just die already in Joe's thread, r12. That's the kind of person OP is.
It's fun that no one has him on ignore.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 7, 2022 3:25 AM |
Now I suppose they’ll be allowed to marry.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 7, 2022 3:33 AM |
Is it the humidity frying their brain cells.?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 7, 2022 3:35 AM |
His head looks slightly deformed. Like he’s special needs. Fetal alcohol syndrome?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 7, 2022 5:23 AM |
Next time he and the goldendoodle should get a motel room so they aren't fucking in front of kids. Problem solved.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 7, 2022 5:33 AM |
HOT DOG Ron DeSantis and this guy 2024?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 7, 2022 5:33 AM |
It's Florida, what do you expect?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 7, 2022 5:43 AM |
R16 He had nice shiny fur and a new collar.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 7, 2022 5:56 AM |
[quote] I know this is the DL, but this is sick and so are most of the lame jokes here. The poor animals are defenseless.
They need to be issued little cans of pepper spray.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 7, 2022 8:12 AM |
R55 Shame there was no webcams on PC’s in those days…
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 7, 2022 10:38 AM |
[quote]But was it a rescue dog?
Only after someone pulled it off his dick.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 7, 2022 11:49 AM |
I won't be sucking his dick. But I would otherwise.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 7, 2022 3:49 PM |
Dare I say it?
He's hot!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 7, 2022 4:00 PM |
My cousin got raped by a man and all I got was this "stock photo."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 7, 2022 4:08 PM |
He sounds like a dog groomer.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 7, 2022 4:09 PM |
OP, was it really necessary to mention Florida in the headline? Don't we always assume any crazy story like this is from Florida?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 7, 2022 4:28 PM |
He never visits. He never calls.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 7, 2022 4:28 PM |
"Woof" means NO!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 7, 2022 4:28 PM |
Just shoot him in the head, it's Florida after all, there's more psychos waiting.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 7, 2022 5:35 PM |
Do we know for sure that it wasn’t the dog who made the first move?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 8, 2022 6:26 AM |