Florida man, 36, is arrested after having sex with goldendoodle in front of kids

OK - Which one of you did this?!? I can understand bestiality and car theft, but DESECRATING A NATIVITY SCENE?!? What is this world coming to?

No wonder Florida still executes by electric chair.

This is probably the craziest "Florida Man" story I've heard and that's saying something

Was the Goldendoodle the top? I had to ask, since it's Florida.

R4 That’s my kink! 😂

That's a really bad day, eh?

I bet it was matted and they said it will brush out! To the groomer

The children had just returned from Walt Disney World where they had narrowly missed seeing that principal leap to his death... only to come home to see this!

Here's the article:

Florida man, 36, is arrested after having sex with goldendoodle in front of kids while taking pup out on a walk - before wrecking church's Christmas nativity and trying to steal a car

Chad Mason, 36, was arrested on Sunday after he was caught having sex with a goldendoodle in front of children

Mason had taken the dog out on a walk in an apartment complex located at 2600 block of McMullen when he began to wreak havoc

The 36-year-old then went to a nearby church, wrecked a nativity set and attempted to steal a car nearby

A man was arrested after having sex with a goldendoodle in front of children while taking the dog out for a walk before he ran to a nearby church, wreck a nativity and attempted to steal a car.

Chad Mason, 36, was arrested for charges of lewd exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and criminal mischief to a place of worship after he was caught with the pup while out on a walk in the apartment complex located at 2600 block of McMullen Booth Road.

'He was seen having sex with a dog... when he was confronted by someone at the apartment complex there, he ran from the scene,' The Clearwater Police Department wrote in a statement.

Mason left the neighborhood and fled into the Northwood Presbyterian Chruch nearby, ruined the nativity set up and broke multiple potted plants.

He then left the church and went to a nearby street, destroyed a mailbox and tried to steal a car.

Mason apparently knew the goldendoodle's owner and took the pup out on a walk before he performed the lewd act, according to Fox 13.

The 36-year-old didn't go on his insane spree until he was approached by spectators while he had sex with the dog. A child also saw Mason perform the act. (Stenographer's Question: Does he call his 'act,' "The Aristocrats"?)

It is unclear why he then decided to head into the church.

'He entered Northwood Presbyterian Church and knocked over a nativity display and broke several potted plants, before fleeing into an adjacent neighborhood. That's where he destroyed a mailbox and attempted to steal a car,' police wrote.

Police said that Mason caused about $400 in damages for damaging the nativity set and plants.

He was booked at the Pinellas County Jail.

A Florida law passed last year that made sexual acts involving animals a sex crime.

According to the statute, a violator can be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor and be sentenced to one year of jail time and subjected to a $1,000 fine.

It is unclear what Mason will be sentenced.  THE END

He raped the dog and probably really hurt it. Dogs aren't exactly human size. This ain't funny,

The permanent hairnet tattoo effect, fashioned not from ink but from real hair, is never a good sign.

[quote]This ain't funny

No, r10, it isn't. Makes one wonder why OP would find it so hilarious and include the DM link.

[quote]A Florida law passed last year that made sexual acts involving animals a sex crime.

Only last year?

Are we sure it was sex and not just heavy petting?

[quote] A Florida law passed last year that made sexual acts involving animals a sex crime.

I bet DeSantis is mad cause he lost access to his prize pig.

He looks better than I thought he would.

Gross - not all stories have to be shared, OP

Amateur.

Why is the dog’s breed being touted in the headline and story so much? Would there be less surprise if it was a French bulldog?

They really are great dogs. Mine has the expressive and alluring eyes that both support and entice.

I can’t stop laughing at r20.

Has to be meth.

Has to be white.

Well, at least the article didn’t mention the dog by name.

[quote] A Florida law passed last year that made sexual acts involving animals a sex crime.

[quote]Only last year?

Not raping animals was considered too “woke” for them before.

He touched me... there. In my special area.

At least he didn't take the kids to a drag show or let them read books about Martin Luther King!

It's not his fault, the bitch told him she likes it ruff.

Well, he's all for diversity.

Is the bitch what you would call a Doo-latto?

R21 me too lol

R20 wins this thread.

Seriously though, I hope the dog is okay.

Beware the doodle diddler!

Read the whole article. At the bottom they mention that Florida just passed that law (make sex with animals illegal) last year. The democrats had been trying for over a decade to enact a law that makes it illegal to have sex with an animal. But the republicans kept voting it down.

Wonder if drugs were involved??

Next time, he should head to Hawaii.

But was it a male or female goldendoodle?

[quote]Read the whole article. At the bottom they mention that Florida just passed that law (make sex with animals illegal) last year. The democrats had been trying for over a decade to enact a law that makes it illegal to have sex with an animal. But the republicans kept voting it down.

Animals are a-ok...same sex human partners, absolutely not!

[quote] Next time, he should head to Hawaii.

Is that one of them there sanctuary cities?

But was it a rescue dog?

R38 - I don’t think so, but now it is a “rescued” dog.

He seems nice.

But was it “rape” rape?

R41 Not if it were in Wyoming!

'The Aristocrats', you're killing me R9.

Florida!

He's beautiful, he'll have bitches lined up for him in the slammer.

This is so crazy. About an hour before I read this article, I received a notification in the Neighborhood app alerting us that someone who did this sort of thing was trying to adopt a cat today. The pet store person did a background check and came up with this. Also in Florida.

R45 Which breeds? 🐕 🐩

I was molested!

What? We’re not good enough anymore?

First time in my life I’ve ever been jealous of a dog.

[quote] Mason apparently knew the goldendoodle's owner and took the pup out on a walk before he performed the lewd act, according to Fox 13.

The dog isn’t even legal age! Now that’s fucked up.

This is on-brand for Florida. What a cesspool.

I know this is the DL, but this is sick and so are most of the lame jokes here. The poor animals are defenseless.

He wouldn't have tried it with a pit bull.

When Gay.Com was still around and had the chat rooms I was talking to someone who told me that he had sex with his dog, I told him that was animal abuse. At first I thought he was screwing the dog but it turned out the dog was fucking him, he claimed if the dog didn't like it, the dog wouldn't be doing it. Who knows if he was telling the truth. I ended the conversation.

R53 And now, hymen-less too.

It's always the Trumper-filled Florida.

GROOMER!!

Florida where children can witness public bestiality , but cannot utter the word " Gay" in the classroom....

In the earlier 2000s, there was a Floridian Seancody star (who later went on to mainstream gay porn), who liked to watch dogs fuck his girlfriend. He used the same username all over the internet.

Americans and their animals again! 🙄

People are just flipping out left and right in this country, there are tons of stories of someone snapping and doing some shocking, heinous act. Are we being MKUltraed again? 😮

The OP is the one who keeps telling Joe to just die already in Joe's thread, r12. That's the kind of person OP is.

It's fun that no one has him on ignore.

Now I suppose they’ll be allowed to marry.

Is it the humidity frying their brain cells.?

His head looks slightly deformed. Like he’s special needs. Fetal alcohol syndrome?

Next time he and the goldendoodle should get a motel room so they aren't fucking in front of kids. Problem solved.

HOT DOG Ron DeSantis and this guy 2024?

It's Florida, what do you expect?

R16 He had nice shiny fur and a new collar.

[quote] I know this is the DL, but this is sick and so are most of the lame jokes here. The poor animals are defenseless.

They need to be issued little cans of pepper spray.

R55 Shame there was no webcams on PC’s in those days…

[quote]But was it a rescue dog?

Only after someone pulled it off his dick.

I won't be sucking his dick. But I would otherwise.

Dare I say it?

He's hot!

My cousin got raped by a man and all I got was this "stock photo."

He sounds like a dog groomer.

OP, was it really necessary to mention Florida in the headline? Don't we always assume any crazy story like this is from Florida?

He never visits. He never calls.

"Woof" means NO!

Just shoot him in the head, it's Florida after all, there's more psychos waiting.

Do we know for sure that it wasn’t the dog who made the first move?