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I want to be underwhelmed. Winter edition. ⛄️

A place to post underwhelming stuff.

by Anonymousreply 600February 2, 2023 2:53 PM

I’m drinking an acrylic tumbler full of Pepsi Zero Sugar with lots of ice in it!

by Anonymousreply 1December 5, 2022 7:20 PM

Strongly considering updating my Grindr profile to “He had a hot ass but couldn’t live forever….”

by Anonymousreply 2December 5, 2022 7:21 PM

I’m enjoying a tall tumbler of Pepsi Zero Sugar w/ “lotsa” ice!

by Anonymousreply 3December 5, 2022 7:21 PM

I'm the crocheted tree ornaments Grandma made every year.

by Anonymousreply 4December 5, 2022 7:37 PM

My Scrub Daddy is supposedly top rack dishwasher safe however I hesitate to toss it in there. It just seems wrong.

by Anonymousreply 5December 5, 2022 9:05 PM

In my experience, most daddies prefer the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 6December 5, 2022 9:53 PM

R5 I bought a case of scrub daddies last year and am still using the 1st. I use it all of the time too.

by Anonymousreply 7December 5, 2022 10:52 PM

My taint is feelin itchy.

by Anonymousreply 8December 5, 2022 11:45 PM

Feelin bitchy

by Anonymousreply 9December 5, 2022 11:50 PM

I have decided to make bacon cheeseburger bites for a holiday potluck.

by Anonymousreply 10December 6, 2022 12:12 AM

Emojis are whelming.

by Anonymousreply 11December 6, 2022 12:22 AM

R1 and R3 I believe that any of the 'zero' drinks induce diarrhea. This is from personal experience and I just want to share.

by Anonymousreply 12December 6, 2022 12:44 AM

I made gingerbread (pepparkakor) cookie dough today and froze it, so I have a stockpile to bake for holiday parties in the next couple weeks.

Love my Scrub Daddy as well, but have never put it through the wash.

by Anonymousreply 13December 6, 2022 12:47 AM

I'm very particular about my bananas. I like them heavily freckled. I peel them and eat them ONLY sliced on a smaller plate 😋

by Anonymousreply 14December 6, 2022 12:50 AM

I like green bananas 🍌

by Anonymousreply 15December 6, 2022 2:53 AM

As a cook I murdered many bananas in all stages of life. They are good for my clawhand in cold weather.

by Anonymousreply 16December 6, 2022 5:10 AM

I prefer slightly underripe bananas. If you ever see those red-skinned (purplish / magenta color) bananas in the store, try them. They’re delicious.

by Anonymousreply 17December 6, 2022 5:16 AM

My iPhone X needs a new battery. Given that it’s 5+ years old, I’ve waded into phone shopping and I’m so confused. Sorry if I whelmed.

by Anonymousreply 18December 6, 2022 6:29 AM

Just get a new battery. I just replaced the battery on my iPhone 6S.

by Anonymousreply 19December 6, 2022 6:52 AM

But the new one is shiny.

by Anonymousreply 20December 6, 2022 6:54 AM

replacing batteries in old ass tech is stupid.

by Anonymousreply 21December 6, 2022 1:34 PM

I'm on the hunt for Nabisco Famous Chocolate Wafers so I can make my annual Christmas Icebox Cake with them. They get harder and harder to find each year.

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by Anonymousreply 22December 6, 2022 2:56 PM

R22 that sounds delicious I love making old fashioned foods. I’m going to make a WW2 cake.

by Anonymousreply 23December 6, 2022 3:21 PM

Leaving us without the bottom panel seems a bit whelming r22.

by Anonymousreply 24December 6, 2022 3:30 PM

I am enjoying this…

Watermelon cucumber mint herbal tea.

by Anonymousreply 25December 6, 2022 8:26 PM

Why does a bright light make me sneeze? 😤

That happens to most people with gray or blue eyes.

by Anonymousreply 26December 6, 2022 10:59 PM

[quote][R1] and [R3] I believe that any of the 'zero' drinks induce diarrhea. This is from personal experience and I just want to share.

R12 I agree. Those 'zero' drinks should be used pre-colonoscopy. They will clean you out.

by Anonymousreply 27December 6, 2022 11:01 PM

r22, apparently my local chain has them, Market District in Pittsburgh. $6.49 a box. Amazon has them too, but you have to buy four, and they're more than $10 a box.

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by Anonymousreply 28December 6, 2022 11:14 PM

Can you just use Oreos?

by Anonymousreply 29December 6, 2022 11:16 PM

R29 Is this supposed to be multiple choice?

by Anonymousreply 30December 6, 2022 11:20 PM

A whole bag of Oreo!

by Anonymousreply 31December 6, 2022 11:22 PM

R29, I am not R22 but, no, you can't use Oreos. The thin-ness of the Famous Chocolate Wafer soaks uo the whipped cream and creates an entirely new texture - a party in your mouth!

by Anonymousreply 32December 6, 2022 11:40 PM

[quote] a party in your mouth!

And everyone is coming!

by Anonymousreply 33December 6, 2022 11:42 PM

[quote]Just get a new battery. I just replaced the battery on my iPhone 6S.

R19 I wish I'd have done the same. Instead, I was comfortable with by 6S but bought a 14.

by Anonymousreply 34December 7, 2022 12:15 AM

I'm going to go in the kitchen soon and make my sandwiches for not Wednesday but Thursday's lunch.

by Anonymousreply 35December 7, 2022 12:16 AM

Thanks r28. I'm going to check out The Fresh Market tomorrow and some other smaller grocery stores around here I don't usually frequent. If I don't find any by next week I'll have to relent and order the four boxes from Amazon and hope they aren't all crushed when they arrive.

by Anonymousreply 36December 7, 2022 12:36 AM

R35 Why are you making a sandwich for two days in the future?

by Anonymousreply 37December 7, 2022 12:52 AM

R37- Tomorrow I have to make my salads for the week which can take up to 45 minutes. I don't want to have to make my sandwiches for Thursday as well.

by Anonymousreply 38December 7, 2022 1:05 AM

I’m watching Shelley Hack videos.

by Anonymousreply 39December 7, 2022 1:07 AM

I was just going to post what I posted on last year's Winter (sic, for fuck's sake), but I didn't feel like searching for it.

So.

Voila.

by Anonymousreply 40December 7, 2022 1:16 AM

I hate little dicks so much

by Anonymousreply 41December 7, 2022 2:22 AM

I’m going to warm up my soup now.

by Anonymousreply 42December 7, 2022 2:39 AM

My cats are sleeping, saving energy for their nightly 3 a.m. zoomies.

by Anonymousreply 43December 7, 2022 2:54 AM

It's raining on prom night. My hair is a mess and mascara flows right down my nose because of the storm. I don't even have my corsage oh gee, it fell down the sewer with my sister's id-

by Anonymousreply 44December 7, 2022 4:32 AM

My 8 lb cat has a bottomless pit of a stomach. I am starting to think he is a Trojan cat and there is a crew of space aliens in him recording data. Friskies are sustaining the whole operation.

by Anonymousreply 45December 7, 2022 6:39 AM

R45, we tell ourselves that it’s a response to Winter. If he’s healthy, he’ll shitzoom the calories. Perhaps you should suggest he try squatting over the toilet. He doesn’t have to learn how to flush - just use the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 46December 7, 2022 7:13 AM

[quote] Why does a bright light make me sneeze?

I have the same tendency. Apparently the wires in our brain for light sensitivity are near to those that control sneezing, and some of us have them bunched a little too close together, so one can trigger the other.

by Anonymousreply 47December 7, 2022 12:23 PM

Anna's Swedish Ginger Thins ( or whatever they are called) may also be used for a variation of the Famous Chocolate Wafer cake.

by Anonymousreply 48December 7, 2022 2:00 PM

I'm going to make a tuna melt for lunch.

I'll be using Land O Lakes American Cheese. Not Kraft American cheese singles, I don't like them. I believe a good old fashioned tuna melt is made with American cheese not some fancy schmancy cheese, not even cheddar.

by Anonymousreply 49December 7, 2022 4:02 PM

I bought Celestial Tension Tamer tea last night because I thought the dragon was cute. It's the cheapest tea you can buy. Had it for breakfast with saltine crackers and a banana.

by Anonymousreply 50December 7, 2022 4:05 PM

I'm off to pick up my grocery order at Kroger. They're out of elbow macaroni and sliced cheese, no subs offered.

by Anonymousreply 51December 7, 2022 4:16 PM

Egads r51. Every single brand of elbow macaroni and every type and brand of sliced cheese? What about the deli counter, can’t you get cheese there or are they out too? This is far from underwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 52December 7, 2022 4:55 PM

Cavatappi is better than elbow macaroni.

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by Anonymousreply 53December 7, 2022 4:59 PM

My slice of frozen (homemade) banana bread is thawing on the counter. I'll have it after lunch.

by Anonymousreply 54December 7, 2022 5:40 PM

Whelm warning:

I ordered a pair of iPods Pro via Chase’s Apple Rewards and they sent me used ones. Probably some kind of fraud by an employee. But Chase won’t take them back until I submit evidence of fraud. Why put the burden on me?

by Anonymousreply 55December 7, 2022 7:08 PM

^When I paired them with my iPhone I got a warning “The owner of these iPods will be able to track your movements.” No thank you.

by Anonymousreply 56December 7, 2022 7:11 PM

That’s unsettling r55.

You may already researched it, but maybe Apple’s explanation can help you prove you got used ones.

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by Anonymousreply 57December 7, 2022 7:32 PM

I’m craving something sweet so am making some rye toast with butter and blackberry jam. I’ve had too many carbs today and it’s not even 3 pm yet.

by Anonymousreply 58December 7, 2022 7:41 PM

My face is so cold that I'm sitting here with my pyjama top pulled up over my nose.

by Anonymousreply 59December 7, 2022 8:05 PM

I’ve never seen an episode of “Bones” until today.

by Anonymousreply 60December 7, 2022 8:27 PM

Hot r59.

by Anonymousreply 61December 7, 2022 8:30 PM

R61 R59 Made himself a house 😂

by Anonymousreply 62December 7, 2022 8:44 PM

I have decided to do something about my feet.

by Anonymousreply 63December 7, 2022 8:51 PM

Itchy cooter

by Anonymousreply 64December 7, 2022 8:51 PM

We share 65% of our DNA with birds 🐦.

I like birds therefore I like being fairly closely related to birds.

Shocking is that we share a significant portion of our DNA with something we eat.

Bananas 🍌 which we share 50% of our DNA with.

by Anonymousreply 65December 7, 2022 9:19 PM

If we find birds creepy, r65, is that indicative of low self-esteem?

by Anonymousreply 66December 7, 2022 9:37 PM

Interesting r65. I’ve always thought that if I had been a dinosaur, I would’ve been a Pterodactyl.

by Anonymousreply 67December 7, 2022 9:47 PM

[quote] I bought Celestial Tension Tamer tea last night because I thought the dragon was cute. It's the cheapest tea you can buy.

I have been searching for a tasty caffeine-free tea to replace my coffee addiction. I had been avoiding Celestial Seasonings b/c of its past (founder believed in 6 different races and a hierarchy within same). However, I just found that I like "Country Peach Passion" (Celestial Seas.). Don't laugh at the name. I like the smell more than the flavor.

Anyway, apparently, CS was sold to Hain. Hopefully, Hain is an OK company.

If anyone has recommendations on caffeine-free tea, I'd really appreciate it.

So far, I like the Country Peach Passion and rooibos tea.

by Anonymousreply 68December 7, 2022 10:01 PM

[quote] I'm going to make a tuna melt for lunch. I'll be using Land O Lakes American Cheese. Not Kraft American cheese singles, I don't like them. I believe a good old fashioned tuna melt is made with American cheese not some fancy schmancy cheese, not even cheddar.

I agree that a tuna melt should be made with processed cheese. I have a hard time finding the Land O Lakes American cheese. I think my local supermarket's deli might have something like it.

IMO, the best bread for a tuna melt is rye, which is kind of fancy schmancy.

by Anonymousreply 69December 7, 2022 10:05 PM

I resisted the lure of the shiny new iPhone and fixed my old one for $69. Feeling virtuous.

by Anonymousreply 70December 7, 2022 11:40 PM

Two days ago I ate an entire 48 oz container of peanut butter moose tracks ice cream and felt okay, but last night had a nightmare about parasitic worms.

by Anonymousreply 71December 8, 2022 12:36 AM

A whelming indulgence led to a whelming nightmare, R71.

by Anonymousreply 72December 8, 2022 12:42 AM

My cat has a few hair mats that I only notice when he cuddles. When I approach with scissors any other times it's like Brigadoon.

by Anonymousreply 73December 8, 2022 3:18 AM

[quote] I resisted the lure of the shiny new iPhone and fixed my old one for $69. Feeling virtuous.

That's almost exactly what it cost me to replace my iPhone 6S battery. I didn't feel virtuous, though.

by Anonymousreply 74December 8, 2022 3:26 AM

I can’t get the taste of raw onion out of my mouth

by Anonymousreply 75December 8, 2022 3:30 AM

You need Clorets, R75. It's the breath deodorant!

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by Anonymousreply 76December 8, 2022 5:04 AM

I gained a pound overnight- I'm annoyed by this 😐

by Anonymousreply 77December 8, 2022 1:34 PM

I've had a cold all week.

by Anonymousreply 78December 9, 2022 5:18 AM

[quote]I gained a pound overnight- I'm annoyed by this.

Do you eat in your sleep?

by Anonymousreply 79December 9, 2022 8:31 AM

I like this kitchen hack, I'm going to try it.

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by Anonymousreply 80December 9, 2022 8:37 AM

^brilliant!

by Anonymousreply 81December 9, 2022 3:51 PM

A shortbus just pulled up in front of my house. I don’t have any children!

by Anonymousreply 82December 9, 2022 3:56 PM

It just drove off without depositing a child, thank God.

by Anonymousreply 83December 9, 2022 3:57 PM

I'm trying not to eat this entire panettone with cherries this morning. But it is very, very good.

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by Anonymousreply 84December 9, 2022 4:25 PM

R84 save some and make French toast tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 85December 9, 2022 4:29 PM

I sense most wouldn’t know good silk stockings from a cheap ol pair of tights.

by Anonymousreply 86December 9, 2022 4:38 PM

That is a great idea, r85.

- r84

by Anonymousreply 87December 9, 2022 4:40 PM

R84- I might try Aunt Eula's Pecan Pie

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by Anonymousreply 88December 9, 2022 4:49 PM

At R80, I don't see what's so ingenious / useful about that kitchen hack. You might need something that's in that drawer. The drawer is sticking out and may be sloped downwards.

Also, she had a sales sticker on the underside of her baking sheet. That's a pet peeve of mine. People on videos, drinking from a mug, and there's a fucking sticker on the underside of their mug. Peel it off, get some Goo Gone, have some pride.

by Anonymousreply 89December 9, 2022 5:39 PM

If you find yourself in the vicinity of an Aldi this week, I highly recommend picking up a box or three of Benton's Fudge Covered Peppermint Creme cookies. Just as good if not better than Trader Joe's. They go fast.

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by Anonymousreply 90December 9, 2022 5:41 PM

R90, those do look good. Frankly, though, I find the "fudge" covered Oreos to be good, as well.

by Anonymousreply 91December 9, 2022 5:46 PM

[quote]get some Goo Gone, have some pride

Surprisingly enough, my pride is not remotely connected to Goo Gone.

by Anonymousreply 92December 9, 2022 5:58 PM

[quote]At [R80], I don't see what's so ingenious / useful about that kitchen hack.

r89, how very dare you disparage the staff of America's Test Kitchen. They have soldiered on after the shocking departure of bowtie guy and have come out on the other side stronger and better.

by Anonymousreply 93December 9, 2022 6:26 PM

My birthday today. PIgging out a chicken curry and a beer. Screw the calories today.

by Anonymousreply 94December 9, 2022 6:44 PM

[quote]It just drove off without depositing a child, thank God.

Can you imagine if it had dropped one off? That would have been terribly whelming.

by Anonymousreply 95December 9, 2022 6:54 PM

I'm cold and just bumped up the thermostat a bit.

by Anonymousreply 96December 9, 2022 7:07 PM

Happy birthday r94

by Anonymousreply 97December 9, 2022 7:26 PM

Chicken curry isn't fattening, r94. Have dessert if you're really a Fat Troll.

by Anonymousreply 98December 9, 2022 7:48 PM

Just ordered a chocolate cake with peppermint buttercream icing from Caroline’s Cakes to be delivered for my small Christmas gathering on 12/24.

by Anonymousreply 99December 9, 2022 7:51 PM

Shingles doesn’t care.

by Anonymousreply 100December 9, 2022 7:53 PM

For Chrismukkah, one of my best friends is sending me Sloppy Joes from Town Hall Deli in South Orange, NJ. They're nothing like what people outside the Essex-Union-Morris tri-county area think of as Sloppy Joes.

I'm getting corned beef and turkey, in addition to the cole slaw and Russian dressing. I can't figure out, though, how they're going to make a trip of 350 miles without getting too sloppy to eat. They're scheduled to arrive next Friday.

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by Anonymousreply 101December 9, 2022 8:03 PM

R89, seems you might have become a tad OVERwhelmed.

R90 the peppermint would overwhelm me, sadly. But, tomorrow is going to be my first trip, ever, to Aldi! So your post was somewhat fortuitous.

R101 love "sloppy joes". I live in Union County. First time I saw that I thought, "that's no stinkin' sloppy joe". But I shut up and ate it and overwhelmingly enjoyed it!

by Anonymousreply 102December 9, 2022 10:03 PM

I'm jealous, R101! I'm watching my weight (hopefully, going in a negative direction), and would love one of those! I usually get a ham and swiss or turkey and swiss SJ. The cole slaw makes or breaks the sandwich, IMO. Too dry and the sandwich whole sandwich is dry; too wet and the sandwich definitely becomes a SLOPPY joe! Enjoy!

I live in Morris County and there are plenty of delis that make them. Finding the best one is the key. I have a deli within walking distance of my house. In the Summer, I can sometimes justify the calories by walking there and back. It's about 1 1/2 miles roundtrip.

by Anonymousreply 103December 9, 2022 10:43 PM

R48- Anna's Swedish Ginger Thins is my name on OF. Coincidentally, I can also be used as a substitute for Famous Chocolate Wafers in a pinch.

by Anonymousreply 104December 9, 2022 10:56 PM

I have been drinking Assam tea. Darjeeling was getting a little disingenuous.

by Anonymousreply 105December 10, 2022 12:02 AM

r103 Cosmo, I'm more jealous. You can have a sloppy Joe anytime you like. I have to have them sent to me one state away (350 miles). Please, go and enjoy one as soon as you can. Town Deli is supposed to be the original source, so why not take a drive to South Orange!

by Anonymousreply 106December 10, 2022 12:06 AM

I enjoy a Manwich sloppy joe on a brioche roll. Yummy and not overwhelming; just good, good.

by Anonymousreply 107December 10, 2022 3:13 AM

I’m planning to go Christmas shopping at Marshall’s tomorrow and they open at 8 am. I should probably go to bed.

by Anonymousreply 108December 10, 2022 5:03 AM

I’m taking care of tasks long delayed. New meds must be working.

by Anonymousreply 109December 10, 2022 7:01 PM

R109- One of those TASKS was to start taking your meds.

by Anonymousreply 110December 10, 2022 7:24 PM

No, it wasn’t. I’ve been taking (other) meds all along.

by Anonymousreply 111December 10, 2022 7:29 PM

I had a long week dealing with difficult people! But I did get some See's Scotchmallows to have around the house this weekend.

by Anonymousreply 112December 10, 2022 7:42 PM

I’ve gone on an olive buying spree. I need to pick up the proper cheeses and crackers. I’m not feeling a need for cured meats this season.

by Anonymousreply 113December 10, 2022 8:22 PM

I have lost 47 pounds since May 2021 and I have not binged or eaten sweets in 91 days- I'm trying to save myself until Christmas Day when I will allow myself to INDULGE and BULGE - a bit.

by Anonymousreply 114December 10, 2022 8:24 PM

I'm sitting at my computer typing sentences at the datalounge. I'm quite thirsty but I'm to lazy to get up and go into the kitchen to drink a glass of water.

by Anonymousreply 115December 10, 2022 9:22 PM

I just made split pea soup. My favorite.

by Anonymousreply 116December 10, 2022 9:23 PM

I almost choked on a piece of chicken earlier and it left me reassessing my life.

Had I died I estimate no one would become alarmed until Wednesday when I'm due in the office. That's four days. The stench would be awful by then, no? At least my house is clean and organized and my important papers can easily be found in my home office, I actually have a binder labeled as such in clear view.

I should probably look into that Life Alert thingy. My dachshunds won't eat me, right? Just cats do that.

by Anonymousreply 117December 10, 2022 11:14 PM

Dachshunds are sweet

by Anonymousreply 118December 11, 2022 12:09 AM

Dachshunds are meat eaters. They will eat you, R117.

by Anonymousreply 119December 11, 2022 1:23 AM

Dechoker, R117.

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by Anonymousreply 120December 11, 2022 2:32 AM

I got my Christmas tree today. I put the lights on but will wait for it to settle a bit before putting the ornaments on. I just made some homemade hot chocolate and I am cradling the mug while reading DL and watching the Jet game. It’s snowing lightly here but heavily in Buffalo where they are playing.

by Anonymousreply 121December 11, 2022 8:48 PM

How picturesque red 121

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by Anonymousreply 122December 11, 2022 9:41 PM

What are you wearing r121?

by Anonymousreply 123December 11, 2022 9:44 PM

I found Peppermint Taffy edibles in my farmy flyover state. I took two (30mg total) and sat in the bath. Then I cracked open the fruity pebble treat and had a piece of that. I feel good.

by Anonymousreply 124December 11, 2022 9:51 PM

My entire eBay history dating to 1998 has been erased. No feedback. No purchase/sale history. I ordered something today and got a “congratulations on your first purchase” message. Well, I never.

by Anonymousreply 125December 11, 2022 10:12 PM

I would have been worried about slipping below the water and drowning, R124.

by Anonymousreply 126December 11, 2022 10:17 PM

R123, then I was wearing jeans and a half zip sweater and socks. Now I am free balling in basketball shorts and a hoodie, barefoot.

Now I am cradling my mug of tea, watching All Creatures Great and Small in the cozy glow of the Christmas lights.

by Anonymousreply 127December 12, 2022 2:16 AM

I just had a session with my therapist, Miss Monkey. I told her how I felt like everyone was an asshole but me. She said “you’re an asshole”. I looked at her and said you’re a cunt. Then I walked out.

by Anonymousreply 128December 12, 2022 6:10 PM

And how did you feel about that r128?

by Anonymousreply 129December 12, 2022 6:17 PM

I’m mad as hell r129.

by Anonymousreply 130December 12, 2022 6:23 PM

I went to a thrift store today. I scored a nice piece of Roseville pottery for only $5.99.

by Anonymousreply 131December 12, 2022 11:20 PM

Found out I got speeding ticket. After getting edibles.

by Anonymousreply 132December 12, 2022 11:25 PM

R132 serves you right.

by Anonymousreply 133December 12, 2022 11:36 PM

A couple of months ago, my brother asked the family (12-15 people) to save tomorrow to celebrate his 60th birthday which occurred over the weekend while he was traveling with his girlfriend. Today, the host, my cousin, sent out a confirmation/reminder and my brother writes “tomorrow or Wednesday?” Sorry, I double booked a work dinner for tomorrow. Can we do it Wednesday (No, we cannot).

Should I drink the bottle of Macallan I bought him?

by Anonymousreply 134December 12, 2022 11:56 PM

Yikes, R134, is that the kind of thing your brother normally does?

by Anonymousreply 135December 13, 2022 12:17 AM

Open the bottle r134 but don’t drink it all. Or give it to the cousin who likely went to a lot of trouble to plan a party no one attended. Who has a milestone birthday on a weeknight?

by Anonymousreply 136December 13, 2022 12:23 AM

Send him a $10 gift certificate to a store that’s out of business.

by Anonymousreply 137December 13, 2022 12:44 AM

R137 “We mailed the card, but I guess we forgot to close the envelope. Don’t you hate it when that happens? So very sorry!”

by Anonymousreply 138December 13, 2022 2:20 AM

My pussy stinks.

Not that there's any news in that.

by Anonymousreply 139December 13, 2022 2:34 AM

I don’t recall him doing anything quite so egregious, but he is generally careless with other people’s feelings.

by Anonymousreply 140December 13, 2022 2:46 AM

It's Christmas season and I'm sending cards. I receive fewer every year but I refuse to be overwhelmed by this fact.

by Anonymousreply 141December 13, 2022 8:37 AM

Who knew moving a safe could be so expensive?

by Anonymousreply 142December 13, 2022 2:47 PM

I just rubbed some lotion on my feet. It left white stuff around the rims of my socks.

by Anonymousreply 143December 13, 2022 3:20 PM

It's almost 11:15 am ET. The morning is flying by.

by Anonymousreply 144December 13, 2022 4:14 PM

It rubs the lotion on its skin or wlaw it gwts the hose again!

by Anonymousreply 145December 13, 2022 10:44 PM

^^Wow. My autocorrect is on fire!

by Anonymousreply 146December 13, 2022 10:45 PM

You can be kind to yourself in this thread, 146

by Anonymousreply 147December 13, 2022 10:55 PM

Oh god it’s raining. Oh god it’s raining.

by Anonymousreply 148December 14, 2022 12:03 AM

^^Noah??

by Anonymousreply 149December 14, 2022 12:23 AM

I wear only one contact lens. Right eye.

by Anonymousreply 150December 14, 2022 12:37 AM

Get a colored one, r150. Heterochromia is all the rage.

by Anonymousreply 151December 14, 2022 12:52 AM

Oh god it’s r̶a̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶.

5" new snow here. Power was out earlier. Apparently the power co's solar isn't working.

by Anonymousreply 152December 14, 2022 1:24 AM

My smoke detector alarm just woke me up. There is no smoke, but how can I go to sleep—just in case?

by Anonymousreply 153December 14, 2022 9:23 AM

You could resign yourself to burning to death.

by Anonymousreply 154December 14, 2022 10:46 AM

I scraped off all the ugly white caulk the handyman used to seal my new bathtub fixtures. I’ll redo it with clear caulk which will look much better against the tiles.

by Anonymousreply 155December 14, 2022 4:09 PM

r153, try changing the battery. If it's a combo smoke/carbon monoxide detector and it still goes off with a new battery, call the fire department, get out of the house and take any pets out with you. It could be carbon monoxide. Sorry to overwhelm. Even the battery change is whelming but it could save your life.

by Anonymousreply 156December 14, 2022 4:38 PM

It’s supposed to be a ten-year disposable one. You can’t replace the battery—you just replace the detector. I’ve already replaced the first after 2 years. This one lasted three. I have networked smoke detectors in the hallways which did not go off, so I was pretty confident there was no fire.

by Anonymousreply 157December 14, 2022 4:44 PM

Your pet’s silent but deadly gaseous emissions?

by Anonymousreply 158December 14, 2022 4:50 PM

Went on a date last night. Very nice guy, I’m not sure what the catch is.

by Anonymousreply 159December 14, 2022 5:02 PM

I just spoke with a friend-ish who says he hasn't been out of the house in five days and hasn't showered or washed his face but has brushed his teeth. If you're at the sink brushing your teeth, why not just wash your face too? This does not compute for me.

by Anonymousreply 160December 14, 2022 6:54 PM

^Way too messy. I know exactly what he means.

by Anonymousreply 161December 14, 2022 6:56 PM

You’re nasty

by Anonymousreply 162December 14, 2022 8:42 PM

Maybe his dog licks his face clean.

by Anonymousreply 163December 14, 2022 9:03 PM

I let my dog chew a mole off my neck because I just didn't want to bother with the drama.

by Anonymousreply 164December 15, 2022 1:50 AM

I cut my finger today whilst using a new SHARP knife while making my salads for the week.

by Anonymousreply 165December 15, 2022 2:21 AM

Making salads for a week? Isn't the lettuce somewhat wilted by Friday?

by Anonymousreply 166December 15, 2022 2:23 AM

R166- The salads I make today I won't finish until Monday. The salad I eat on Monday is always still perfectly good to eat.

by Anonymousreply 167December 15, 2022 2:25 AM

What sort of lettuce(s) do you use, r167?

by Anonymousreply 168December 15, 2022 2:35 AM

R168- Green leaf or Red Leaf - it depend which looks better that week.

by Anonymousreply 169December 15, 2022 3:06 AM

I caved and ordered Greek food from Door Dash. I wasn’t even that hungry and we all know how pricey that service can be. I think Im just lonely and experiencing general frustration. I had a few bites and put it in the fridge.

by Anonymousreply 170December 15, 2022 3:28 AM

Aww, sorry R170. I know how that feels. I love Greek food, though. What did you get?

by Anonymousreply 171December 15, 2022 3:31 AM

I'm erect 🍆 right now.

by Anonymousreply 172December 15, 2022 6:27 AM

R172 I'm underwhelmed. I'd rather hear what the Greek food guy ordered.

by Anonymousreply 173December 15, 2022 6:37 AM

Making salads days in advance?

Where do you live? An Applebees mop closet?

by Anonymousreply 174December 15, 2022 1:50 PM

I can’t decide which cookie to bake. Bored with the usual recipes.

by Anonymousreply 175December 15, 2022 2:04 PM

I'm wondering how bad this tooth is going to have to get before I try to do something about it.

by Anonymousreply 176December 15, 2022 2:12 PM

I found the correct product to remove the rust stains from my shower stall’s grout. It is Bar Keeper’s Friend spray with a scrub brush. Just a quick scrub. Rust melts away without affecting the color of the grout.

by Anonymousreply 177December 15, 2022 2:16 PM

My partner bought a pork butt roast for Christmas.

I don't think so. Even though I did find a nice Estonian recipe for it.

Honest. I'm too lazy to lie.

by Anonymousreply 178December 15, 2022 2:38 PM

I'm headed to The Fresh Market. I read they were voted one of the worst places to work. Maybe that's why they place music in the store, to drown out the employees' sobs.

by Anonymousreply 179December 15, 2022 3:08 PM

I had a good scrubbing last night by MY Scrub Daddy last night.

Afterwards, we did the dishes.

by Anonymousreply 180December 15, 2022 3:17 PM

I put one teaspoon of Trader Joe's Organic Free Trade Cacao Powder in my bowl of Organic Sprouted Oatmeal this morning and now my breathing has changed. This never occurred before I started putting the Cacao powder in my Oatmeal on Monday. I wonder if I might be allergic or have an intolerance to the Cacao powder.

by Anonymousreply 181December 15, 2022 4:42 PM

yeh R176. I've got one throbbing (so to speak) and it needs extracting but my dental insurance year starts Jan 1 so I'm NSAIDing myself until then.

by Anonymousreply 182December 15, 2022 11:35 PM

^Re dental insurance and the bad tooth, aren't they going to say, "Unh-uh, sucker, this tooth has been bad for months and there is no way it's going to be covered by your insurance policy!" Just curious about that, for personal reasons.

by Anonymousreply 183December 15, 2022 11:40 PM

R183 no, it's an annual pot of money through my workplace and you use it until it runs out. it only depends on when you file. if your dentist did something and it's not cosmetic, they'll pay.

by Anonymousreply 184December 15, 2022 11:48 PM

I slept for about 15 hours. I don’t know what happened.

by Anonymousreply 185December 16, 2022 12:08 AM

A new massage therapist almost killed me today.

by Anonymousreply 186December 16, 2022 12:33 AM

I work from home , and hook up on Grindr alot despite my advancing years . I am trying to come up with a algorithm to predict the best day next week for hook ups so I can preschedule myself for " conference calls " , take my cialis at the optimal interval and maintain some sense of discretion with he comings and goings to my house

by Anonymousreply 187December 16, 2022 2:27 AM

R187- To what year have you advanced to?

by Anonymousreply 188December 16, 2022 2:31 AM

I was in a supermarket today and a song came on by a band I don't know and instead of using musical instruments it sounded like they used jack hammers. It was just awful.

by Anonymousreply 189December 16, 2022 2:37 AM

Swackhammer

by Anonymousreply 190December 16, 2022 2:40 AM

Careful, r187.

by Anonymousreply 191December 16, 2022 4:32 AM

I nearly posted a whelming question and I. stopped. in. time.

It was close.

An unwieldy phrase refused to land and I erased it all.

We’re better off without it.

by Anonymousreply 192December 16, 2022 6:46 AM

[quote]A new massage therapist almost killed me today.

I hope you're not planning to go back to let them finish the job.

by Anonymousreply 193December 16, 2022 8:02 AM

[quote]Time for snacks and weed

It's ALWAYS time for snacks and weed.

by Anonymousreply 194December 16, 2022 9:27 AM

The weather outside is frightful.

by Anonymousreply 195December 16, 2022 3:45 PM

I thought my recycle bin had been stolen but it was on the other side of the street behind a car.

by Anonymousreply 196December 16, 2022 3:59 PM

Ol bitch massage therapist reminded me of Zora Stafford.

by Anonymousreply 197December 16, 2022 4:00 PM

[quote]The weather outside is frightful.

I hope the fire is so delightful.

by Anonymousreply 198December 16, 2022 8:10 PM

I bought a new bed.

by Anonymousreply 199December 16, 2022 8:24 PM

I bought the Dawn (dish soap) in the EZ-Squeeze bottle. I actually like how it works. (Bottle is stored upside-down, no cap.)

by Anonymousreply 200December 16, 2022 9:05 PM

I frequently see a Kroger grocery delivery truck in my neighborhood. Which is odd since there are no Kroger supermarkets in this state.

by Anonymousreply 201December 16, 2022 9:49 PM

Kroger operates under many brand names.

by Anonymousreply 202December 16, 2022 10:03 PM

[quote]I bought the Dawn (dish soap) in the EZ-Squeeze bottle. I actually like how it works. (Bottle is stored upside-down, no cap.)

Must everything change? I find the old bottle perfectly EZ to squeeze.

by Anonymousreply 203December 16, 2022 10:04 PM

I'm Canadian, so EZ doesn't work here.

by Anonymousreply 204December 16, 2022 10:35 PM

You just add a little water to the bottle when it gets down to the bottom and the stuff is so slow it won't come out of the bottle. That solves the problem. All liquid soap products are nearly all water anyway.

by Anonymousreply 205December 16, 2022 10:36 PM

I do that too, R205.

by Anonymousreply 206December 16, 2022 10:38 PM

It’s also about not having to invert the bottle each time. Further, it’s easier to regulate the amount that squeezes out. With the old bottle, too much was coming out. I don’t have a dishwasher and I wash a lot of dishes.

In Canada, I guess they’d have to call it “E-Zee Squeeze.”

by Anonymousreply 207December 16, 2022 11:15 PM

We had our staff holiday party tonight at a local restaurant. We had a pretty good buffet, made some small talk, and tried not to say anything stupid to the boss(es). Some people did shots. I had two glasses of wine. There was a Yankee Swap. I came home.

by Anonymousreply 208December 16, 2022 11:26 PM

I threw snowballs to my dog today and she caught them in her mouth. She loves that.

by Anonymousreply 209December 16, 2022 11:32 PM

I went to the dentist for a cleaning yesterday. I need to get a filling on my bottom, left, rear-most molar. It will be my first filling.

by Anonymousreply 210December 16, 2022 11:46 PM

[quote]There was a Yankee Swap. I came home.

Which Yankee did you come home with?

by Anonymousreply 211December 16, 2022 11:48 PM

[quote]It’s also about not having to invert the bottle each time.

I'm pretty easily whelmed, but even I have never found inverting a bottle to be terribly exhausting.

But I'm glad you're enjoying it, R207. Really.

by Anonymousreply 212December 17, 2022 2:57 AM

E Zed?

by Anonymousreply 213December 17, 2022 4:15 AM

^^Yes! We don't have any Zees here. Too cold!

by Anonymousreply 214December 17, 2022 4:23 AM

As a tiny kitchen user, my small sanitation bucket (plastic coffee can) holds soapy water. I also use the bucket for a vinegar wipe-down on surfaces

by Anonymousreply 215December 17, 2022 5:23 AM

[quote]I went to the dentist for a cleaning yesterday. I need to get a filling on my bottom, left, rear-most molar. It will be my first filling.

R210 Does this qualify as a humble-brag, or just a normal brag?

by Anonymousreply 216December 17, 2022 7:30 AM

Most than half my teeth are filled, R216, and don't even ask how many crowns I have. I've lost count.

by Anonymousreply 217December 17, 2022 8:15 AM

I wish Goldbelly would send me a 20% code so I could justify ordering a $90 rum cake from Montilio's.

by Anonymousreply 218December 17, 2022 2:51 PM

Lovely day here, cold but sunny. Thinking about going to Macy’s to buy a coat for the coat drive our building is holding.

by Anonymousreply 219December 17, 2022 2:54 PM

R217- I went to a dentist in 2017 who told me I would need crowns one day. I said to him- Will that make me a KING 🤴?

He said - NO, it will make you a QUEEN 👸!

I laughed but he was married with kids and he had a bit of a gay accent himself.

by Anonymousreply 220December 17, 2022 3:13 PM

My amarylli have bloomed and they are beautiful - no leaves, though. Am I the only person who loves foliage as much as blooms?

by Anonymousreply 221December 17, 2022 5:09 PM

You'll get plenty of leaves r221.

by Anonymousreply 222December 17, 2022 5:10 PM

I just left Brea Mall in CA

by Anonymousreply 223December 17, 2022 5:29 PM

In central flyoverstan, one is at peace in a bitterly cold tundra…

by Anonymousreply 224December 17, 2022 5:46 PM

Lunch for today will be two cans of King Oscar 🤴 Mackerel in Olive Oil and a bowl of trail mix with plantains.

by Anonymousreply 225December 17, 2022 6:22 PM

I was at a party last night. I am visiting a friend tonight for dinner. I’m going out for lunch tomorrow.

I have a cold and really just want to lie in bed until I begin to feel better.

by Anonymousreply 226December 17, 2022 6:28 PM

R225, I like Season brand skinless, boneless mackerel (in oil). I flake it, mix it with a bit of mayo and a couple spoons of sweet pickle relish, black pepper, & Tabasco. Good on an open-faced sandwich or on Triscuit.

by Anonymousreply 227December 17, 2022 6:45 PM

Do your friends a favor r226 and stay home.

by Anonymousreply 228December 17, 2022 6:49 PM

[quote]You'll get plenty of leaves R221.

I've had amaryllis bulbs that have bloomed beautifully but with only a few stubby leaves at the base of the flower stalk. But, yes, leaves have been prominent with most of them.

by Anonymousreply 229December 17, 2022 7:56 PM

[quote]I have a cold and really just want to lie in bed until I begin to feel better.

This is one of those days in which I also want to lie in bed until I begin to feel better, and I don't even have a cold.

by Anonymousreply 230December 17, 2022 7:58 PM

I felt better after I had some roast chicken for lunch.

by Anonymousreply 231December 17, 2022 8:16 PM

I just replaced the solenoid valve on my kitchen faucet. It would have been much easier without the directions which are outdated and show parts that are not there.

by Anonymousreply 232December 17, 2022 8:26 PM

R226 superspreader

by Anonymousreply 233December 17, 2022 9:56 PM

The parts are coming from INSIDE THE FAUCET r232.

by Anonymousreply 234December 17, 2022 9:57 PM

I'm feeling nostalgic and have decided to add Waldorf Salad to my Christmas menu.

by Anonymousreply 235December 18, 2022 11:28 AM

if you are sick. have a cold (sick). have an upset stomach with diarrhea (sick). have a weird headache (sick). Slightly or sore throat (sick). Cough (sick). have chills and/or body aches (sick).

Do not go to any xmas gathering even if it means you are home alone and miss your anticipated celebration that you bought and prepared for.

You are spreading sickness to others that could potentially die or get severely ill from it.

by Anonymousreply 236December 18, 2022 12:13 PM

I’m up so early!

by Anonymousreply 237December 18, 2022 12:46 PM

I’ve hired College Hunks to move a safe. That’s the name of the business. (It’s a franchise.). I’m not actually expecting the guys to be in college or to be hunks. Kind of false advertising.

by Anonymousreply 238December 18, 2022 1:07 PM

They won the bid with an estimate of two men, but three showed up. Tsk tsk. Fortunately, though it was a beast of a job, it didn’t take that much time. One was sort of cute.

by Anonymousreply 239December 18, 2022 2:25 PM

lentils salad with merguez for lunch

by Anonymousreply 240December 18, 2022 2:57 PM

Dorothy said to buy you something crotchless

by Anonymousreply 241December 18, 2022 3:16 PM

R239, you smell middle class, but I’ll always remember the security around Peg’s Bells.

A friend’s mom (big hair, lit cigarette, cordless phone always attached to ear) had very old and very valuable commemorative bells WORTH MORE THAN OUR LIVES that she kept in a safe beneath shelf upon shelf of lesser bells. This was inside a 1500 sqf ranch with addition, so every wall was fucking packed already.

She blocked off the wheels so as to not disturb the precious treasure inside.

by Anonymousreply 242December 18, 2022 4:23 PM

Dysfunction Junction

by Anonymousreply 243December 18, 2022 5:09 PM

R240: Exacerbated *rattlesnake* merguez? (0:28) I've ALWAYS wanted to try some:

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by Anonymousreply 244December 18, 2022 5:11 PM

No gentleman callers so far today. Enjoying my drinky poos in my every weekend suite at Maralago.

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by Anonymousreply 245December 18, 2022 5:17 PM

R233- I thought a superspreader was a

BOTTOM SLUT

by Anonymousreply 246December 18, 2022 5:20 PM

I made a tasty snack today. Triscuit cracker spread with ricotta, then topped with a slice of roasted red pepper (the kind that come in a jar) and a kalamata olive. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 247December 19, 2022 2:01 AM

Can't we keep the horribly whelming "Lady G" off the underwhelmed threads?

by Anonymousreply 248December 19, 2022 3:10 AM

^No.

by Anonymousreply 249December 19, 2022 4:57 AM

I am flying out to spend Christmas with relatives. And I absolutely hate flying. I think I am on the verge of having a mild nervous breakdown.

For the last hour or so, I have been posting photographs of famous people that I am distantly related to. I am sure people think I am nuts, but it keeps my mind off the flying adventure this Tuesday.

by Anonymousreply 250December 19, 2022 5:02 AM

R250

Sorry, that wasn't very clear (see, I told you I am having a nervous breakdown, it is affecting my writing).

I have been posting photographs (on another site) of famous people that I am *very* distantly related to

I am sure the other members think that I lost my mind, and they are correct.

by Anonymousreply 251December 19, 2022 5:07 AM

It's so HOT 🥵 in here.

by Anonymousreply 252December 19, 2022 5:21 AM

I gave the gift of loose tobacco to some rando in the parking lot. Dude was looking for butts and pissed looking. Nicotine withdrawal is awful.

I’m patting myself on the back. I share the Christmas cancer spirit all year. Look at the good I do.

by Anonymousreply 253December 19, 2022 5:41 AM

I get it, r250. A dear friend just invited me to Vermont, and while I’m looking forward to seeing him, my stomach is already churning at the thought of traveling there in January. Winter travel whelms.

by Anonymousreply 254December 19, 2022 9:42 AM

Kalamata olives are good for you.

High in oleic acid and fiber with some antimicrobial and antiviral properties.

by Anonymousreply 255December 19, 2022 9:49 AM

I’ve quarantined myself, refused yesterday’s lunch invitation, was bedridden yesterday in the manner of the consumption-afflicted heroine of a sentimental Victorian novel and I still have a cold. It feels terminal at this point.

Goodbye, cruel world.

by Anonymousreply 256December 19, 2022 10:00 AM

Have you heaved your bosoms r256?

by Anonymousreply 257December 19, 2022 11:48 AM

I have a 9AM blood donation appointment today. Double red blood cells.

I'm so thoughtful, helping people I don't even know.

by Anonymousreply 258December 19, 2022 11:59 AM

I'm drinking a LaCroix Tangerine sparkling water. It is tied for my favorite flavor with Waterloo Grape which makes me feel like a kid drinking a grape soda.

by Anonymousreply 259December 21, 2022 3:20 PM

The flavored LaCroix's give me unbearable, almost existential, heartburn. I don't know why it could be. I don't have a sensitive stomach, have eaten things that others have sworn gave them food poisoning, with total impunity, but LaCroix Tangerine and Raspberry both make me feel horrible for hours. I'm leery of what the flavoring agents must be...

by Anonymousreply 260December 21, 2022 3:33 PM

I put the recycling out last night, but in the morning I realized I put out paper and they were collecting cans and bottles! My recycling bin for those was already full, so keeping them another two weeks would be a disaster. So I bolted out of bed at 7:30, confusing the cat who was waiting for breakfast, threw on some clothes and made the switch. Tried to explain to the cat that it wasn’t time for breakfast. It was a good thing I hauled my ass out of bed when I did, since the recycling crew came very early this week while I was recovering from the exertion. The cat got breakfast at her usual time.

by Anonymousreply 261December 21, 2022 3:35 PM

We had an electricity outage in my area. Power was out for about 5 hours. My main concern was for the food in my fridge. I had just done some batch cooking & didn't want it to go to waste. I think the food is OK. Luckily, I hadn't opened / closed my fridge for a while before we lost power. When the power went out, I didn't open the fridge.

Realized that my pantry (room-temp foods) is lacking. Nothing to eat, no snacks, whatsoever. I ended up going to the convenience store and getting some crunchy Cheetos and a slice of cheesecake.

by Anonymousreply 262December 21, 2022 6:08 PM

Food in a closed refrigerator is fine for probably 24 hours.

by Anonymousreply 263December 21, 2022 6:13 PM

R263, thanks!

CDC says 4 hours for refrigerator (after that, throw it out, according to CDC). 24 to 48 hours for freezer, depending on how full.

I am not going to throw away anything in my fridge and freezer.

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by Anonymousreply 264December 21, 2022 6:18 PM

The weird thing is that, once the power went back on, I couldn't hear my refrigerator / freezer cycling back on, making noise, etc. That was actually a good sign, to me, that things were sufficiently cold in there (jibing with the thermostat).

by Anonymousreply 265December 21, 2022 6:19 PM

Today I'm having my favorite meal of the week. Lunch is Wild Caught Alaska Sockeye Salmon which I bake in the oven after I've coated it with Extra Virgin Olive oil, and put a mixture of Dijon Mustard mixed with brown sugar on top ( NYT recipe) I squeeze some lemon juice on it and serve- yum. I also have a bowl of trail mix ( nuts and dried fruit) and I throw in some Trader Joes freeze dried bananas, blueberries and strawberries. The trail mix also contains some Kirkland Signature Butter Toffee Cashews- yum 😋

by Anonymousreply 266December 21, 2022 7:30 PM

I just unsubscribed from Not Another Cooking Show on YT. I realized he reminds me of someone from my youth I'd rather forget.

by Anonymousreply 267December 21, 2022 8:30 PM

R209 I threw snowballs at my cat , she glared at me and went inside and peed on my new area rug

by Anonymousreply 268December 22, 2022 2:26 AM

I bought sheets and pillows for my new bed today.

by Anonymousreply 269December 22, 2022 2:37 AM

I'm having a little trouble following the flow of these "I Want to Be Underwhelmed" threads...

by Anonymousreply 270December 22, 2022 3:04 AM

With the arctic cold front moving in, I stocked up the fridge. But now I want to snack, because of all the good food I know is there.

by Anonymousreply 271December 22, 2022 3:05 AM

I'm thrilled to have discovered the period British detective series "Dagliesh" set in the mid-1970s.

It fills an "Endeavour" sized hole in me that I didn't even know was there.

by Anonymousreply 272December 22, 2022 3:08 AM

I washed my bed linens today.

Few things make me feel quite so comfortable as washing the bed linens, remaking the bed, and climbing into the freshly-made bed.

by Anonymousreply 273December 22, 2022 3:09 AM

[quote]I'm having a little trouble following the flow of these "I Want to Be Underwhelmed" threads...

R270 I agree. Most of them are overwhelming but still enjoying.

by Anonymousreply 274December 22, 2022 3:16 AM

I just tried on an XXL warm coat I bought at Costco yesterday. I've lost about 52 pounds since May 2021 so I'm NOT XXL myself anymore. The coat was not too big on me. It's just the right size.

by Anonymousreply 275December 22, 2022 3:30 AM

Yay, R275 for losing 52 pounds. Good for you.

by Anonymousreply 276December 22, 2022 3:34 AM

R276- Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 277December 22, 2022 3:35 AM

We can’t help it if some of you are easily overwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 278December 22, 2022 4:47 AM

My cat likes snowballs the size of a walnut in the shell. He and his sister enjoy rolling them around the yard until they literally fall apart. I really need to teach then how to correctly roll them around the yard to build a clowder of little cat snowmen.

by Anonymousreply 279December 22, 2022 6:29 AM

The pasties I ordered arrived today. I plan to perform wearing them at the NYE party in Maralago coming up.

by Anonymousreply 280December 22, 2022 8:09 AM

[quote]I threw snowballs at my cat , she glared at me and went inside and peed on my new area rug

Serves you right.

by Anonymousreply 281December 22, 2022 9:09 AM

At the cleaners today, a young lady brought in a Christmas tablecloth. She wanted it hemmed & pressed! The seamstress started on it, and the customer casually mentions her table linen is very delicate, fragile & old…at least twenty years old!

by Anonymousreply 282December 22, 2022 9:48 AM

I’m about to eat a bowl of cornflakes, because I am hungry. However, I am also a little nervous as I had bad indigestion last night.

by Anonymousreply 283December 22, 2022 10:22 AM

Cereal awakens the hunger monster in me.

by Anonymousreply 284December 22, 2022 10:23 AM

I'm sitting here in northern NJ just waiting for the rain to start. I'm hoping the wind doesn't cause a power outage. May need to check my tablet to make sure I have something downloaded, just in case.

by Anonymousreply 285December 22, 2022 2:50 PM

It’s cold, I could wear my fully lined wool pants to work, but they stew my junk. They’re great for attending hockey games.

by Anonymousreply 286December 22, 2022 3:08 PM

[quote]they stew my junk

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 287December 22, 2022 3:10 PM

Since Cosmo brought up the topic of power outage, I'll report back on my 5-hour power outage and its effect on my refrigerator and foods. My yogurt (Fage 5%), which normally has a bit of liquid (separation) on top, had more than the usual amount of liquid on top. I ate it anyway (yesterday) and I'm fine.

I also bought more candles to have on hand.

by Anonymousreply 288December 22, 2022 6:35 PM

I put some Jose Maran argan oil on my taint

by Anonymousreply 289December 22, 2022 11:49 PM

There’s an eggnog shortage!

by Anonymousreply 290December 23, 2022 12:40 AM

I just ate three medjool dates. They were so good. Big and juicy and plump.

I heard years ago that dates should be eaten in threes for good luck. Or maybe that's a figment of my imagination, after all this time I don't even know for sure.

by Anonymousreply 291December 23, 2022 8:57 PM

My cat keeps nibbling at the red netting around my 6 in. potted Christmas trees.

by Anonymousreply 292December 23, 2022 10:43 PM

^^He’ll piss on them and use the dirt around them for a litter box.

by Anonymousreply 293December 23, 2022 11:22 PM

R292, it’s a power move. Just remind them that you’re worried they are stupid and will eat plastic and die with bits of non-recyclable fibers sticking out of their butthole. The offensive faux concern should put the beast off track for a moment.

My cute boots arrived.

by Anonymousreply 294December 24, 2022 4:10 AM

Were they wrapped in red netting r294?

by Anonymousreply 295December 24, 2022 9:14 AM

I'm watching Home Alone 2 at my parents' house.

Macaulay: Could I just see my mother? I'll never want another thing as long as I live. I just want my mother.

My sister: He'll want quite a lot of heroin, too.

by Anonymousreply 296December 25, 2022 9:40 PM

Yawn r296

by Anonymousreply 297December 25, 2022 11:44 PM

Something I ate at my friends house for linner yes it was a LATE lunch early dinner at 4pm- made me VORACIOUSLY thirsty. It's 12:10 am and I'm still very thirsty.

What the hell did they put in the food?

by Anonymousreply 298December 26, 2022 5:11 AM

Did the hosts put out a salt lick for the guests, R298?

by Anonymousreply 299December 26, 2022 7:54 AM

Yesterday the uninvited arrogant date of one of my Christmas dinner guests went into my fridge and announced he was taking home one of my two jugs of Wawa Peach Iced Tea because he really liked it.

Note to self: Next time you host dinner for SINGLE friends so that won't be alone on a holiday specify "No DATES" as that disqualifies them from attendance at SINGLES ONLY gathering of established friends. Or at the very least, pre-approval and pre-screening of "plus one" is required.

by Anonymousreply 300December 26, 2022 12:39 PM

R300 people really have no manners anymore. Who opens someone's fridge and helps themselves? Oh yeah, ill-mannered, boors, that's who.

by Anonymousreply 301December 26, 2022 12:41 PM

The weirdly lively tenor of the beginning and late middle of this latest "Underwhelmed. Winter edition" thread extremely whelmed me. I didn't read the rest. Too whelmed.

by Anonymousreply 302December 26, 2022 1:07 PM

R299- Maybe it was the baked ham of which I had several servings.

by Anonymousreply 303December 26, 2022 2:16 PM

Maybe?

by Anonymousreply 304December 26, 2022 2:17 PM

R302 was looking for the “I want to be catatonic” thread.

by Anonymousreply 305December 26, 2022 2:40 PM

R300–not everyone is blessed with a Wawa.

by Anonymousreply 306December 26, 2022 2:42 PM

[quote]not everyone is blessed with a Wawa.

"Wawa to the American Indian meant wild goose. To you, it means the finest in dairy products."

by Anonymousreply 307December 26, 2022 6:04 PM

To me it means vagina.

by Anonymousreply 308December 26, 2022 6:24 PM

R304- That might have done it?

by Anonymousreply 309December 26, 2022 6:26 PM

I'm hungry . I will eat lunch pretty soon but not until I'm done preparing my dinner.

by Anonymousreply 310December 26, 2022 6:30 PM

I just ate some cheese

by Anonymousreply 311December 26, 2022 8:31 PM

Hide the dildos

by Anonymousreply 312December 27, 2022 12:30 AM

I showed up to Christmas dinner without food or gifts and looked great.

by Anonymousreply 313December 27, 2022 12:46 AM

I cleaned, cooked and prepped 4 hrs on Christmas Eve and then cooked 4 hours while hungover on Christmas Day. But it was all worth it.

by Anonymousreply 314December 27, 2022 5:25 AM

I think I am getting a dimple.

by Anonymousreply 315December 27, 2022 5:36 AM

In Central Flyoverstan, it’s zero degrees and I just enjoyed a peppermint taffy edible. It’s sinking in and my repression and uptightedness is evaporating.

by Anonymousreply 316December 27, 2022 5:54 AM

[quote]It’s sinking in and my repression and uptightedness is evaporating.

As are your basic grammar skills.

by Anonymousreply 317December 27, 2022 8:01 AM

[quote]I just ate some cheese

[quote]Hide the dildos

Are these two things related?

by Anonymousreply 318December 27, 2022 8:41 AM

I dreamt I was in a job interview and they asked me about a job that I dreamt I had over a year ago which I never held in real life.

by Anonymousreply 319December 27, 2022 12:32 PM

I gained 3.5 lbs this week due to overindulgence—time to call Jenny Craig.

by Anonymousreply 320December 27, 2022 12:36 PM

I'm working from home today and tomorrow, then I'm off until January 3rd. I was going to go the office tomorrow but said, fuck it.

by Anonymousreply 321December 27, 2022 1:12 PM

A WW2 cake, I've learned, is "eggless, almost fatless, and milkless." What the fuck IS in it then?

by Anonymousreply 322December 27, 2022 1:22 PM

R119 Dachshunds don't show much initiative. I don't think they would get around to eating you--or him, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 323December 27, 2022 1:31 PM

Dachshunds can turn on emergency blinkers, house fans, and operate curtains. They are attention whores.

by Anonymousreply 324December 27, 2022 5:36 PM

My hands are looking wrinkly.

by Anonymousreply 325December 27, 2022 5:40 PM

Underwhelm is the name of my existence.

by Anonymousreply 326December 27, 2022 6:27 PM

Bane*

by Anonymousreply 327December 27, 2022 6:27 PM

The first time I bought that Season brand of sardines at Costco, I really liked them. When I bought them again recently, I didn't like them quite as much.

by Anonymousreply 328December 27, 2022 6:31 PM

Dachshunds wouldn't eat their owner's corpse because it would interfere with their sleep (under the sofa pillows, with their rear ends shamelessly poking out from under the pillows).

by Anonymousreply 329December 27, 2022 6:34 PM

R329- That's not an underwhelming thing to say it's a WHELMING thing to say.

by Anonymousreply 330December 27, 2022 6:35 PM

R330 I'm sorry. I figured a post about something NOT happening was underwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 331December 27, 2022 7:47 PM

I think I'll grow a beard. A real one, on my face.

by Anonymousreply 332December 27, 2022 8:44 PM

[quote]I gained 3.5 lbs this week due to overindulgence—time to call Jenny Craig.

Amateur. I can gain 3.5 pounds overnight.

by Anonymousreply 333December 27, 2022 9:22 PM

R333- I stuffed my face on Christmas day. Yesterday morning I weighed myself and I gained FOUR pounds- this morning I weighed myself ( I ate my usual food for Monday) yet I lost none of the weight I gained. I'm still up four pounds from Sunday morning. Oh well.

by Anonymousreply 334December 27, 2022 9:30 PM

R325 Strivectin Crepe Control hand cream.

by Anonymousreply 335December 27, 2022 9:43 PM

My Dachshund, Duke, is a love bug. He says Happy Holidays to everyone here.

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by Anonymousreply 336December 27, 2022 9:47 PM

Wow! Just watching a marathon of The West Wing on HLN (again!). President Bartlett just said the Marriage Recognition Act will be a law. And it is! I know this isn't underwhelming but I didn't know where else to post it.

by Anonymousreply 337December 27, 2022 9:58 PM

R337 Best network series, ever.

by Anonymousreply 338December 27, 2022 10:04 PM

I brushed my poosie hair.

by Anonymousreply 339December 27, 2022 10:12 PM

OP you misspelled “underwhelming.”

by Anonymousreply 340December 27, 2022 10:30 PM

It's 10:05 pm and I'm already hungry for breakfast tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 341December 28, 2022 3:05 AM

It’s 8pm and I should flip my fish fingers

by Anonymousreply 342December 28, 2022 3:37 AM

[quote]I should flip my fish fingers

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 343December 28, 2022 8:55 AM

Last day of work for the year! WooHoo!

by Anonymousreply 344December 28, 2022 1:14 PM

R341 "It's 10:05 pm and I'm already hungry for breakfast tomorrow."

You can't have a little snack?

by Anonymousreply 345December 28, 2022 4:14 PM

R345- I don't want to be the size of Ralph Kramden when the maid looks at him and says-

THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE HE EATS A LOT OF LATE NIGHT SNACKS

by Anonymousreply 346December 28, 2022 5:27 PM

I’m dry

by Anonymousreply 347December 28, 2022 6:07 PM

I don't find exposed daschaund behinds whelming, FWIW.

by Anonymousreply 348December 29, 2022 3:42 AM

I used a sample moisturizer on my face and it smells like cheap tequila. I have to wash it off now.

by Anonymousreply 349December 29, 2022 3:47 AM

I love staying in bed as long as possible.

by Anonymousreply 350December 29, 2022 4:17 PM

Hunnicunt

by Anonymousreply 351December 30, 2022 2:02 AM

R349 I tried a new peel off mask yesterday too. It was a cool gold tone while on, but it was a little too drying.

by Anonymousreply 352December 30, 2022 2:10 AM

Lately, I'm enjoying baked potato soup made with whole cream, as well as my usual butternut squash soup.

by Anonymousreply 353December 30, 2022 2:16 AM

I think I lost a Q-tip in my right ear.

Maybe it's found that old hair pin.

by Anonymousreply 354December 30, 2022 2:19 AM

My friend pisses me off because he’s a sheep and only likes entertainment that is in at the moment. Has no discretionary taste of his own.

by Anonymousreply 355December 30, 2022 4:14 PM

Sometimes, I start watching TV and I just can’t stop.

by Anonymousreply 356December 30, 2022 10:24 PM

I keep finding fig seeds in my teeth and gums and I haven't had a fig in two months.

by Anonymousreply 357December 31, 2022 12:30 AM

I was gaming and my dog just let me know he needed to go out about six hours ago.

In the worst way.

by Anonymousreply 358December 31, 2022 12:33 AM

I went with the Progresso Chicken Gumbo because it's the holidays.

by Anonymousreply 359December 31, 2022 12:37 AM

R356- Sometimes I start posting on the datalounge and CAN'T stop.

by Anonymousreply 360December 31, 2022 1:29 AM

I’m not shilling, but a barbacoa bowl after a cold day of client bullshit really hits the spot.

by Anonymousreply 361December 31, 2022 3:01 AM

Tomorrow my friend is coming over for New Years Eve day and we will eat some triple cream brie, gorgonzola cheese on toasted French bread and some other appetizers before going onto our main course of Chinese Food. Dessert will be peach crumb pie, pecan pie and some apple pie with homemade whipped cream.

I hope this doesn't make you dl people think I'm a FAT WHORE.

by Anonymousreply 362December 31, 2022 6:01 AM

^ Not at all, as long as you're hosting - but I'd find that menu completely whelming if I had to provide it.

by Anonymousreply 363December 31, 2022 6:03 AM

R363- Why is my menu whelming?

by Anonymousreply 364December 31, 2022 6:27 AM

How come 3 kinds of pies, R362? Sounds decadent, but good.

by Anonymousreply 365December 31, 2022 6:49 AM

R365- I have the apple and crumb pies individually wrapped in aluminum foil in my freezer- I bought them from some pie people at a farmers market - they are very tasty pies. I also bought a pecan pie at nuts.com and put it in the freezer. All of these pies are good on their own but homemade whipped cream enhances their flavor.

by Anonymousreply 366December 31, 2022 7:00 AM

I don’t count sheep to fall asleep. I count gentleman callers.

by Anonymousreply 367December 31, 2022 9:47 AM

R362, Are you going to get high first?

by Anonymousreply 368December 31, 2022 11:28 AM

Three pies/two people? That’s my kind of party!

by Anonymousreply 369December 31, 2022 12:51 PM

R368- The sugar from the pies 🥧 and the whipped cream will give me a SUGAR high- that’s what a fat whore seeks out.

by Anonymousreply 370December 31, 2022 1:53 PM

R362 my gall bladder exploded just from reading your menu.

Strong, heavy cheese appetizers before Chinese food does not sound good. Three kinds of pies and whipped cream for two people is whelming indeed.

by Anonymousreply 371December 31, 2022 2:07 PM

It’s a troll menu. We don’t go for trolls here.

by Anonymousreply 372December 31, 2022 2:12 PM

R371- I take a 4.2 mile walk on Saturday and after I'm done feasting I will take a second walk in the evening ( I will be done feasting by 2:30pm or so but it will take me a while to recover from the feasting) of 2.5 miles.

by Anonymousreply 373December 31, 2022 2:43 PM

I've just eaten my last meal of the year, and it was from McDonald's. Pure class all the way.

by Anonymousreply 374December 31, 2022 6:52 PM

Why 4.2 miles and not 4 or 5 miles, r373?

by Anonymousreply 375December 31, 2022 6:54 PM

R375- I measured it once in my car then I extended it a bit - that's my guesstamite as to the current length of my walk.

by Anonymousreply 376December 31, 2022 6:58 PM

How remarkably specific, r376.

by Anonymousreply 377December 31, 2022 7:06 PM

My percolator periodically whines when it’s done brewing.

by Anonymousreply 378December 31, 2022 7:23 PM

Do you always know when you’re gonna fart?

by Anonymousreply 379December 31, 2022 11:45 PM

R379?

R379 Nasty!

by Anonymousreply 380December 31, 2022 11:48 PM

I keep waking up in the early morning with leg cramps.

They run in my mother's family, like arthritis and migraines. We assume it's from the Jewish line because nothing killed the pork-gobbling Protestant and Catholic Germans except alcoholism, war and collapsing coal mines.

Back to the thread's intent, I think I'll take an aspirin.

by Anonymousreply 381January 1, 2023 12:00 AM

I’m still watching The West Wing on HLN. At 8 pm ET, I will switch over to Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.

by Anonymousreply 382January 1, 2023 12:08 AM

I like that show where Julia Child and Jacques Pépin cook as a team. I seem to be able to watch any episode over and over. I like how she pronounces his name "Jack" when she knows perfectly well how to say "Jacques" in the French way.

by Anonymousreply 383January 1, 2023 12:32 AM

Happy New Year underwhelmers.

by Anonymousreply 384January 1, 2023 6:32 PM

Meh.

by Anonymousreply 385January 1, 2023 11:33 PM

I bought supermarket cookies. They were terrible, so I threw them in the garbage, but not before eating six.

by Anonymousreply 386January 1, 2023 11:35 PM

As a teenager, I thought Tim Burton's Big Fish was a masterpiece of cinema. I rewatched it the other night. WTF was teenage me thinking?

by Anonymousreply 387January 2, 2023 1:49 AM

Did I fish the cookies out of the garbage and eat four more? Why do you ask?

by Anonymousreply 388January 2, 2023 10:21 AM

Think how many cookies you'd have eaten by now if they weren't terrible, R386.

by Anonymousreply 389January 2, 2023 10:32 AM

This morning I think I will devote an hour or two to planning an extended Fall train trip with three friends.

Separate roomettes all the way, baby! Coach seats would be whelming.

by Anonymousreply 390January 2, 2023 12:44 PM

r390 that sounds like fun. I know a couple who did that this past Fall.

by Anonymousreply 391January 2, 2023 12:48 PM

All of them.

by Anonymousreply 392January 2, 2023 2:44 PM

I'm mesmerized by "The Bad Seed" 2018 remake starring Rob Lowe on now on the LFMOV channel.

Top that for pitiful underwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 393January 2, 2023 3:24 PM

I'm debating whether I should have a cup of coffee right now (3pm). The pondering is overwhelming me, but this post is pretty underwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 394January 2, 2023 7:55 PM

I think I need to make a trip to Costco. I reduced monthly trips to quarterly trips (during summer & holiday season). I hope to keep it that way. For now, the membership is still worth it, for my needs.

by Anonymousreply 395January 2, 2023 8:22 PM

I know you were all on the edge of your seats wondering, "will he, won't he".

I made myself a nice Irish coffee.

by Anonymousreply 396January 2, 2023 8:30 PM

I'm thirty-five and drank four glasses of rosé on New Year's Day. Woke up in the middle of the night feeling like DEATH, although at least I didn't throw up. Felt much better in the morning (no hangover or anything) but still slightly nauseous. I am definitely getting old.

by Anonymousreply 397January 3, 2023 1:39 AM

My cat is the best snuggler. I can’t fall asleep but she is spooning me and purring her face off.

by Anonymousreply 398January 3, 2023 4:59 AM

I bought a blanket for $9.00.

by Anonymousreply 399January 3, 2023 5:05 AM

I find the "Agatha Christie's Poirot" series with David Suchet very cozy and not whelming.

by Anonymousreply 400January 3, 2023 5:14 AM

I keep playing the theme to Father Knows Best played by some old queen on the piano- over and over.

by Anonymousreply 401January 3, 2023 5:52 AM

Back to work today but working from home. Time for cheese toast and coffee. I've decided to ease back into work which means I will do the bare minimum.

by Anonymousreply 402January 3, 2023 2:04 PM

R402 as you should (do the bare minimum). I start back tomorrow, but also WFH.

by Anonymousreply 403January 3, 2023 2:47 PM

Meeting new guys in my local area. One is around my age and appears to be a bit green. I’m going to reveal personal details about myself that may intimidate him, but I want to share them just to see the reaction mainly.

by Anonymousreply 404January 3, 2023 2:57 PM

Cosmo, R402, how do you make your "cheese toast"?

by Anonymousreply 405January 3, 2023 6:19 PM

R405, it's easy. I slice extra sharp cheddar cheese from the block, put it on a piece of bread, and put the bread and cheese in the toaster oven until the cheese is bubbly on top. You can use any hard cheese you like; I prefer extra sharp cheddar or gruyere. If you want to live a little, put some crispy bacon on top when it comes out of the toaster oven.

by Anonymousreply 406January 3, 2023 6:57 PM

Toasted bread, cheese on top, nuke 30 secs.

by Anonymousreply 407January 3, 2023 7:08 PM

I’m about the become whelmed. I’ve had two large mugs of tea so far and was going for a third. I accidentally bought probiotic tea. My stomach is gurgling now.

by Anonymousreply 408January 3, 2023 7:30 PM

We really don't need to hear "the rest of the story," R408.

by Anonymousreply 409January 3, 2023 7:49 PM

R407, that may work, too. I've never nuked bread. This was a quick breakfast from childhood; we didn't have a microwave back then (I'm 60).

by Anonymousreply 410January 3, 2023 9:40 PM

There was an article in the DM today about something called "Viking toast". I didn't read it, but it looked like it had onions on it. Never heard of it before.

by Anonymousreply 411January 3, 2023 9:52 PM

Probably onions and pickled herring on a dark rye buried under an old shoe for 3 months. Those crazy Vikings...

by Anonymousreply 412January 4, 2023 3:25 AM

The highlight of my day was my kitty pissing in the box when the incredibly small amount of plastic fake litter the Vet gave me was in the box. I thought sure he would shit on it also. Well, now I take his piss vial to the Vet tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 413January 4, 2023 4:12 AM

R413, I hope your kitty is OK. I've never had to provide a urine sample; just stool. Cos is sending your kitty head butts and nose boops to make him feel better.

by Anonymousreply 414January 4, 2023 1:33 PM

My next apartment needs better stairwells.

I was feeling melodramatic so I put the back of my hand to my forehead as I climbed the stairs serpentine serpentine - pausing for a sigh every few steps. I ran out of space before my performance was done. Thank goodness this building is filled with elevator goers.

by Anonymousreply 415January 6, 2023 3:26 AM

I got a Covid booster. This was my 4th shot. I hope I don't start feeling tired. I took 2 Aleve and have been drinking water.

by Anonymousreply 416January 6, 2023 4:25 AM

Went food shopping today. My local Shop Rite no longer carries Edy's ice cream. They did have French Vanilla from Turkey Hill so I bought that. Apparently, Baskin Robbins no longer makes or sells French Vanilla.

I did see a Vienetta, though. Someone mentioned that on the thread about foods that are no longer available. Was it always made by Good Humor? I don't remember that.

by Anonymousreply 417January 6, 2023 8:16 PM

I made the mistake of watching a YouTube video about Costco's top ten bakery items. There's something called a "Tuxedo Cake" that I've never tried. It's reasonably-sized, for a Costco item. Has anyone tried this?

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by Anonymousreply 418January 6, 2023 8:35 PM

R417- Go to Stop and Shop instead. They would probably carry that item.

by Anonymousreply 419January 6, 2023 9:10 PM

Thanks, R417. I do have a S&S near me. I don't buy ice cream very often but I remembered that Edy's made a slow churned variety that was lower in calories. I was just shocked not to see any in the freezer section. Guess they had to make room for the oat milk/almond milk/vegan "ice cream" offerings. I used to be able to buy mini containers of Edy's ice cream as well as Haagen Dazs but they stopped selling them years ago.

by Anonymousreply 420January 6, 2023 9:43 PM

R420- I was SHOCKED today. I bought a pint of a new variety of Ben & Jerry's ice cream at Hmart ( Korean Supermarket) . It's not an upscale store and my mouth was agape when I saw the price on the cash register - $8.49 !

by Anonymousreply 421January 6, 2023 10:18 PM

Perhaps my comment does not belong on this thread because I was not underwhelmed I was OVERwhelmed by the price they charged.

by Anonymousreply 422January 6, 2023 10:19 PM

Celena Cherry from Honeyz replied to a comment I left on her Instagram. My inner twelve-year-old died and went to heaven.

by Anonymousreply 423January 6, 2023 11:03 PM

What happened to your outer 89 year old Kit?

by Anonymousreply 424January 6, 2023 11:44 PM

My inner bitch just stood up and high-fived me.

by Anonymousreply 425January 7, 2023 12:23 AM

Shrugged it off, R424

by Anonymousreply 426January 7, 2023 1:21 AM

A pair of shoes will arrive some time next week and that’s when I should purchase the correct color belt. I do not have to piss away money.

by Anonymousreply 427January 7, 2023 7:03 AM

I got a cordless vacuum for Christmas. Haven't opened the box. Not in a rush.

by Anonymousreply 428January 7, 2023 10:27 AM

I shaved for the first time since Tuesday.

by Anonymousreply 429January 7, 2023 3:08 PM

R429- I just shaved last night.

by Anonymousreply 430January 7, 2023 4:40 PM

I often don't mind washing the dishes. It's meditative.

by Anonymousreply 431January 7, 2023 5:42 PM

Blow through $20 of edibles today and eat left over pizza and snacks.

by Anonymousreply 432January 7, 2023 5:57 PM

R432- Edible whats?

Flowers, insects ?

by Anonymousreply 433January 7, 2023 6:11 PM

Edibles are hippie-lettuce infused candies, R433.

by Anonymousreply 434January 7, 2023 10:31 PM

I’ve had a cold/chest infection for over 2 weeks, and my ears are blocked. I’m fed up. My diet is currently 90 mint candies, as they are all I can taste.

by Anonymousreply 435January 7, 2023 10:52 PM

90 PER CENT

by Anonymousreply 436January 7, 2023 10:53 PM

You might recover more quickly if you had some soup.

by Anonymousreply 437January 8, 2023 7:14 PM

My Christmas Tree is still up and lit. I just don’t give a fuck this year.

by Anonymousreply 438January 8, 2023 8:40 PM

I took the ornaments off my Christmas tree and packed them away. I left the tree up with lights on until Wednesday night and will put it on the curb for Thursday morning pick up.

by Anonymousreply 439January 8, 2023 9:53 PM

I took my Christmas wreath off my door and packed my Santa away til next year. I have 2 battery-operated ceramic Christmas trees that will remain until the batteries die.

by Anonymousreply 440January 8, 2023 10:33 PM

I gave my Xmas tree to some goats today. They ate it in about 15 minutes

by Anonymousreply 441January 8, 2023 11:07 PM

R441 - and vice-versa!

by Anonymousreply 442January 8, 2023 11:13 PM

I had no Christmas decorations to dismantle.

by Anonymousreply 443January 9, 2023 12:49 AM

I just flipped my Xmas tree off

by Anonymousreply 444January 9, 2023 12:59 AM

I’m giving my amaryllis plants bigger pots now that they’re done blooming. I’m going to put my two rescue plants (found in the gutter, calling for help!) in their old pots after I’ve washed everything with vinegar.

I was tempted to put on an over-sized oxford shirt and pretend I was Martha Stewart, but I was distracted by weed and the roles we play in helping others using reasonable number self-selection models.

by Anonymousreply 445January 9, 2023 2:48 AM

R443 - or vice-versa!

by Anonymousreply 446January 9, 2023 3:51 AM

First full week of work since the first week in December. Good news is I am off next Monday for MLK Jr.'s birthday.

by Anonymousreply 447January 9, 2023 2:07 PM

R447- Thanks for reminding me. I better find out today if the office is going to be closed a week for today. I once drove all the way into the city and got to the office and the lights were off and there was a pile of mail at the entrance- the office was closed and no one had informed me it was going to be closed on that day- hurtin

by Anonymousreply 448January 9, 2023 2:09 PM

Yikes, R448! I remember being in HS and waiting for the local news radio station to announce that school was closed. They once announced it so late that I was already dressed, contacts in, make-up on, and hair done only to find out there was no school. I was pissed!

by Anonymousreply 449January 9, 2023 3:35 PM

R449- Are you a drag queen?

by Anonymousreply 450January 9, 2023 3:36 PM

No, R450; I am female.

by Anonymousreply 451January 9, 2023 5:08 PM

I had to reschedule bringing my car to the auto body shop at the last minute today. The lady just sighed. I said I’m sorry for the inconvenience, but she just hung up. Now I feel bad.

by Anonymousreply 452January 9, 2023 6:09 PM

I just changed the oil in my car. Replaced with full synthetic, new oil filter, and changed out both filters: air and cabin

That saved me about $70.

by Anonymousreply 453January 9, 2023 6:50 PM

R453, Wow, I haven’t done that since high school!

by Anonymousreply 454January 9, 2023 6:57 PM

A friend of mine has just posted a photo of a tearful Scarlett O'Hara with the caption "After all, tomorrow is another day!" That's some next-level vaguebooking.

by Anonymousreply 455January 9, 2023 7:32 PM

You feel a need for her to be more specific r455?

by Anonymousreply 456January 9, 2023 9:29 PM

R452- Oh, okay

by Anonymousreply 457January 9, 2023 9:45 PM

I just read the word “bigliest” on the internet and I think I’m going to omit some of my clever slang terms for awhile.

“Bigliest” annoys me; the word erased anything else that person posted.

by Anonymousreply 458January 10, 2023 2:34 AM

My cat's paws are like furry little mukluks.

by Anonymousreply 459January 10, 2023 2:36 AM

I applied for a job I'm really not qualified for, don't really want, but comes with a significant pay increase. I had an awful interview and I've been waiting for a week from a kind letter from the recruiter saying thanks, but they've decided to hire another candidate.

Thai morning she emailed to update me that I'm still in the running. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 460January 12, 2023 8:59 PM

Good for you, R460

by Anonymousreply 461January 12, 2023 9:27 PM

I hope it's not a job in the medical field.

by Anonymousreply 462January 12, 2023 9:34 PM

R460 when you don't care about losing, that's when you always win (or some such nonsense).

by Anonymousreply 463January 12, 2023 9:47 PM

[quote]I hope it's not a job in the medical field.

Oh. It totally is!!

by Anonymousreply 464January 13, 2023 3:46 AM

What’s My Line 2023

“Is it a job in a Legitimate Medical Field or is it that DBT crap?”

by Anonymousreply 465January 13, 2023 4:17 PM

I am almost overwhelmed by how delicious this caramel pecan king cake is! And my brother made sure my piece had the baby.

by Anonymousreply 466January 13, 2023 5:42 PM

R453- You changed your own oil?

You sound so BUTCH 💪

by Anonymousreply 467January 13, 2023 6:40 PM

I love chipotle mayo.

by Anonymousreply 468January 13, 2023 7:03 PM

R466 that's right, King Cake season is shortly upon us!

by Anonymousreply 469January 13, 2023 9:32 PM

We are doing fondue and champagne tonight.

by Anonymousreply 470January 14, 2023 10:54 PM

Today I did not eat breakfast because I had to drive into the city to go on a gallery tour. I ate a fairly measly lunch and I don't eat dinner on Saturdays so today should be a maximum weight loss day.

by Anonymousreply 471January 14, 2023 11:56 PM

I was fixated on Johnny Walker Red for the last week. Bought a bottle. Meh. It’s under the sink.

by Anonymousreply 472January 15, 2023 3:50 AM

I had four hours of sleep last night and still can’t fall asleep tonight. No alarm set so hopefully can sleep in bit tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 473January 15, 2023 5:00 AM

My apartment’s crow gang are hopping around the bed of a new tenant’s pickup truck.

One of them gave me a head nod.

by Anonymousreply 474January 15, 2023 8:05 PM

I don’t want to whelm or insult;

that should be “ crow gang IS hopping around”.

There were four of the little fuckers inspecting the new truck.

Sorry for my error.

by Anonymousreply 475January 15, 2023 8:09 PM

Don't feel too bad about yourself, R475. The British often pair what Americans regard as singular nouns with plural verbs.

"The audience are enjoying the show."

by Anonymousreply 476January 15, 2023 8:18 PM

R476- They also don't usually put THE before the word Hospital

AND

They drive on the wrong side of the road.

by Anonymousreply 477January 15, 2023 8:28 PM

[quote]They drive on the wrong side of the road.

No, they drive on the left side of the road. If they were driving on the wrong side of the road, it would mean that they were driving on the right side.

by Anonymousreply 478January 15, 2023 8:40 PM

R478- The rest of EUROPE drives on the correct side of the road. Even Sweden came to it's senses in 1967.

by Anonymousreply 479January 15, 2023 9:15 PM

You don't sound American-centric at all R479.

It sounds so parochial to say the British drive on the wrong side of the road, You sound limited.

by Anonymousreply 480January 15, 2023 10:04 PM

R480- Buck would NEVER drive on the wrong side of the road

by Anonymousreply 481January 15, 2023 11:27 PM

What do you call the sex act where two guys lick each others (rim) assholes at the same time?

by Anonymousreply 482January 16, 2023 12:16 AM

R482- ANAL9

by Anonymousreply 483January 16, 2023 12:22 AM

I have been chuckling all day about one of the signatures in the Jack Nicholson thread: Webra Dinger.

by Anonymousreply 484January 16, 2023 1:14 AM

I haven’t showered today but it’s clean sheet night so I guess I have to before bed.

by Anonymousreply 485January 17, 2023 3:08 AM

Tomorrow I finish the last of my homemade Roasted Eggplant 🍆 Lasagna with Marinara Sauce recipe that I got from the NYT. I even started a thread about it.

by Anonymousreply 486January 17, 2023 3:29 AM

Having some homemade hot chocolate before bed. I hope it doesn’t keep me awake.

by Anonymousreply 487January 17, 2023 4:05 AM

I took an Uber for 10 minutes an hour ago and I still smell like the air-freshener. Ew.

by Anonymousreply 488January 17, 2023 8:03 PM

R488 It was sprayed on the car seats then.

by Anonymousreply 489January 17, 2023 9:21 PM

Ew.

by Anonymousreply 490January 17, 2023 9:23 PM

r488 r489 and r490 whelm. Can't stand "scented" air. I grade asthma-ubers down one star.

by Anonymousreply 491January 17, 2023 10:25 PM

Perhaps others might find it an improvement r488.

by Anonymousreply 492January 17, 2023 10:39 PM

What others?

by Anonymousreply 493January 17, 2023 10:45 PM

I’ve become addicted to Doritos Sweet Chili chips and I have a feeling they are not good for me.

by Anonymousreply 494January 18, 2023 10:43 PM

R494 I believe your feeling may be spot on! But enjoy those chips (they sound delicious...I may have to try them).

by Anonymousreply 495January 18, 2023 10:53 PM

Went to the market and they DIDN’T HAVE ANY, so I’m trying Pop Corners Sweet Chili—a poor substitute.

by Anonymousreply 496January 18, 2023 11:09 PM

I wish I had a piece of cake.

by Anonymousreply 497January 18, 2023 11:21 PM

Umm, cake.

by Anonymousreply 498January 18, 2023 11:26 PM

"Selfish Shellfish" -- say 10X quickly.

by Anonymousreply 499January 19, 2023 12:31 AM

R498- You can't have your cake 🎂 and eat it too.

by Anonymousreply 500January 19, 2023 1:00 AM

I'm not going anywhere anymore.

by Anonymousreply 501January 19, 2023 5:28 AM

Me either r501. I just accept it now.

by Anonymousreply 502January 19, 2023 10:39 PM

R502 nursing home or incarcerated?

by Anonymousreply 503January 19, 2023 10:41 PM

[quote]You can't have your cake 🎂 and eat it too.

I can. And do.

by Anonymousreply 504January 19, 2023 10:43 PM

R503, I meant it figuratively. Literally, I go to the store and stuff.

by Anonymousreply 505January 19, 2023 10:49 PM

Dollar Tree has new arrivals of fairy garden merchandise.

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by Anonymousreply 506January 20, 2023 12:48 AM

I have to get up early tomorrow because I have to bring my Subaru Crosstrek in for servicing.

by Anonymousreply 507January 20, 2023 2:09 AM

[quote]Dollar Tree has new arrivals of fairy garden merchandise.

The very definition of "dust collectors."

by Anonymousreply 508January 20, 2023 3:09 AM

If I’d put the time and effort into a line of work that actually gave me money and status instead of struggling for decades to make it as a creative, I would have had a happier and more rewarding life.

by Anonymousreply 509January 20, 2023 3:31 AM

By the way I'm not a Lesbian, just a run of the mill datalounge gay boy.

by Anonymousreply 510January 20, 2023 3:33 AM

Those are the pretty ones, R510. We have many successful lesbians in the PNW and you see them consistantly.

I just saw a car painted cornflower blue. My “two years late on trends” senses tell me we’re in for another “Good Old Days” phase of geese with ribbons around their necks, quacker factory, and more stupid looking footwear.

Don’t be overwhelmed - I’m usually wrong.

by Anonymousreply 511January 20, 2023 4:34 AM

Only overwhelmed by r511 because I don't know what any of that means.

I'm having some minestrone I got at the deli. It's too salty.

by Anonymousreply 512January 20, 2023 7:17 PM

[quote]I'm having some minestrone I got at the deli. It's too salty.

A bit of lemon juice can cut the excess salt flavor.

But then you'd have lemony minestrone.

by Anonymousreply 513January 20, 2023 7:59 PM

I got a check for $100 from a ambulatory surgery center where I had cataract surgery a few months ago. No explanation. Just a check.

by Anonymousreply 514January 20, 2023 8:54 PM

R514, if you're in the US, check your explanation of benefits statement from your medical provider.

I received by vacation payout today. The majority of it went into my household account. I have to reconfigure my split direct deposit directive. I want most of my money to go into my savings account.

by Anonymousreply 515January 20, 2023 9:37 PM

I filed my business taxes.

by Anonymousreply 516January 21, 2023 8:17 AM

More snow is coming to New England tonight and tomorrow 6 to 10 inches and another storm on Wednesday. We got 8 inches this past Friday and it was the first snowstorm of the winter season. It's beautiful but a pain in the ass since it hasn't been the light, fluffy stuff.

by Anonymousreply 517January 22, 2023 5:56 PM

R517- I live just north of NYC and we've had ZERO snow this winter. Not even a dusting. We had an inch and a half on Sunday December 11- that's it. That wasn't even winter yet.

by Anonymousreply 518January 22, 2023 11:27 PM

New Underwhelmed Thread. Please Click The Link And Continue.

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by Anonymousreply 519January 22, 2023 11:48 PM

Still plenty of room left here r519.

by Anonymousreply 520January 22, 2023 11:51 PM

I'm watching an old episode of "Monk".

I'm still sad this TV series ended.

by Anonymousreply 521January 23, 2023 2:15 AM

I love watching old TV movies of the week from the 1970s on YouTube on a rainy Sunday.

by Anonymousreply 522January 23, 2023 2:32 AM

I can’t fall asleep. I think the decaf latte I had after dinner was fully caffeinated.

by Anonymousreply 523January 23, 2023 5:54 AM

I am currently watching snow flurries in Morris County, NJ. It's way too warm to amount to anything but it is pretty. I want one snowfall this winter that looks like yesterday's Bills vs. Bengals game in Orchard Park, NY. It was really beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 524January 23, 2023 3:51 PM

This is the kind of snow I like r524, just enough for effect and not to create dangerous conditions. It's been snowing for the past couple of hours north of NYC but not sticking,

by Anonymousreply 525January 23, 2023 5:58 PM

Right now for dinner I'm eating Ezekiel No Salt Bread with no sugar no salt organic smooth peanut butter with organic strawberries.

by Anonymousreply 526January 24, 2023 1:49 AM

I have dry, itchy winter skin. My back especially itches between my shoulders where it is hard to reach.

by Anonymousreply 527January 24, 2023 4:28 AM

The Oscar noms will be announced tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 528January 24, 2023 4:30 AM

We have two "underwhelmed" threads. It whelms.

by Anonymousreply 529January 24, 2023 4:44 AM

Very sloppy transitioning.

by Anonymousreply 530January 24, 2023 2:45 PM

[quote]We have two "underwhelmed" threads. It whelms.

Someone incorrectly thought he was doing us a service by starting a new thread when there were only 519 posts on this one. I suggest that we finish this one first to discourage such whelming behavior.

by Anonymousreply 531January 24, 2023 7:50 PM

I found a butterscotch candy whose flavor I like as much as Callard & Bowser. Their manufacturing process is less than perfect, however, producing candies that can shred your tongue. If anyone wants the info, I'll post it. (I thought I'd offer it this way so we can add more posts, and get to the prematurely released new thread sooner.)

by Anonymousreply 532January 24, 2023 7:57 PM

The wind is blowing so hard it sounds like monsters.

by Anonymousreply 533January 24, 2023 8:50 PM

I'm looking outside at a really gloomy-looking sky. We're expecting some wacky weather in northwest NJ. Snow and then rain.

by Anonymousreply 534January 24, 2023 9:37 PM

R531 is stupid and ugly.

by Anonymousreply 535January 24, 2023 10:07 PM

R534- I'm just north of NYC. Fucked up weather tomorrow.

Wednesday up to 2 inches of snow then Wednesday night up to 2 inches of rain.

by Anonymousreply 536January 24, 2023 10:09 PM

Even after all these years, Bubba Higgins is still a hottie, in reruns of "Mama's Family".

by Anonymousreply 537January 24, 2023 11:37 PM

I must have liked a funny chihuahua video at some point, because now Instagram is mercilessly spamming me with them. I have nothing against chihuahuas, but I'm not sure I need 100% chihuahua-based content all day long.

by Anonymousreply 538January 26, 2023 12:25 AM

I knew I shouldn’t have gone for that third chocolate chip cookie.

by Anonymousreply 539January 26, 2023 1:57 AM

I didn't feel like going out for dinner, so I had the potato chips, blueberry muffin and Butterfinger bar that I had available at home instead.

by Anonymousreply 540January 26, 2023 2:14 AM

I have to eat and I’m not hungry - just bitchy.

by Anonymousreply 541January 26, 2023 2:48 AM

I don’t think I’ve eaten all day.

by Anonymousreply 542January 26, 2023 3:48 AM

[quote]I don’t think I’ve eaten all day.

Are you one of those people who often "forget to eat"?

by Anonymousreply 543January 26, 2023 3:53 AM

R543, I cook everything; it’s nice to keep the kitchen clean by “forgetting to eat” every once in awhile - much like leftovers, except I don’t have to clean anything up and I can claim fasting points if religious loons are lurking about.

by Anonymousreply 544January 26, 2023 3:57 AM

No, 543 I’m not. I’ve slept a lot today and didn’t feel like going downstairs.

by Anonymousreply 545January 26, 2023 4:21 AM

I never forget to eat. I think it's anorexic people who say that.

by Anonymousreply 546January 26, 2023 4:24 AM

If I’m in the middle of a book or “project”, I don’t think about eating. Eating is for a lounge atmosphere - added to music, booze, and smoking.

by Anonymousreply 547January 26, 2023 4:54 AM

[quote]I think it's anorexic people who say that.

I think it's virtue-signalers who say that.

by Anonymousreply 548January 26, 2023 8:20 AM

^ whelming

by Anonymousreply 549January 26, 2023 9:08 AM

It's a humble brag. "I was so busy today, I forgot to eat."

by Anonymousreply 550January 26, 2023 9:15 AM

I had to deal with a self-absorbed arrogant service person yesterday - it seems to be the norm.

by Anonymousreply 551January 26, 2023 9:32 AM

Sometimes I wish food has evolved to pill form like on The Jetsons. I like to eat but pretty much hate everything associated with food procurement. On days when I am really busy and focused I will just have protein shakes and bars. A pill would be easier.

by Anonymousreply 552January 26, 2023 2:16 PM

I wonder whatever happened to that Judy Jetson?

She seemed kind of fast to me...

by Anonymousreply 553January 26, 2023 10:30 PM

I overcooked the chicken, but I served it and ate it anyway.

by Anonymousreply 554January 26, 2023 11:03 PM

I just Dremel-ed the callouses on my heels. Handy little dee-vice!

by Anonymousreply 555January 27, 2023 12:48 AM

Last night I dreamt that my iPad was broken (folded in half like a wallet) and I couldn’t find the Apple Store. I was wandering on foot in a dystopian urban area and someone tried to shoot me.

by Anonymousreply 556January 27, 2023 2:39 PM

This is AMERICA. Shoot them right back!

by Anonymousreply 557January 27, 2023 4:26 PM

Sometimes I'm just not that hungry.

by Anonymousreply 558January 27, 2023 5:10 PM

^ Ozempic® user Chelsea Handler

by Anonymousreply 559January 28, 2023 1:00 AM

I like gummies.

by Anonymousreply 560January 28, 2023 1:28 AM

I’m mad as hell

by Anonymousreply 561January 28, 2023 2:06 AM

My new vape toy requires maintenance and it’s a sticky gooey mess. You don’t take them in for service.

by Anonymousreply 562January 28, 2023 2:15 AM

I thought by watching Endeavour Series 1 Episode 1 I was seeing the young Morse’s introduction, but NOOOOOOO. I have to look for the pilot episode which preceded 1/1 and is not available on Amazon Prime without a separate subscription to a PBS streaming service. So confusing.

by Anonymousreply 563January 28, 2023 10:30 PM

I found it on the PBS app. It’s not even listed as the pilot but as “Special.” Perhaps it was originally produced as a one-off film. The solution to the murder involves crosswords and opera. DCI Thursday is the Gov, but no one else at the station in the beginning of the series is there. Not even Strange. I suppose that’s why 1/1 begins with Bright’s arrival, talking about cleaning house.

by Anonymousreply 564January 29, 2023 12:40 AM

I am heading out to drop off three bags of stuff I want to get rid of. I can probably fill three more bags but that would be whelming. This is a good start.

by Anonymousreply 565January 29, 2023 2:33 PM

It’s going to be a patty melt with salad tonight, but I need cooked rice for tomorrow. Rice Cooker super powers activated.

by Anonymousreply 566January 30, 2023 12:20 AM

I should have questioned the amount of white pepper in those pork potstickers I made.

by Anonymousreply 567January 30, 2023 12:24 AM

I think I might be pregnant, although I can't imagine how.

by Anonymousreply 568January 30, 2023 12:26 AM

Love that ass baby with what little time you share, R568.

by Anonymousreply 569January 30, 2023 12:28 AM

R567 white pepper makes my mouth itch.

by Anonymousreply 570January 30, 2023 12:54 AM

I never knew there was such a thing as white pepper. LSNED.

by Anonymousreply 571January 30, 2023 1:01 AM

Yes, R571. And for some people there is even more they can learn every day than the average person, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 572January 30, 2023 1:10 AM

I already knew about white pepper, but I just learned what LSNED means!

LSNED indeed r571!

by Anonymousreply 573January 30, 2023 1:41 AM

It’s “Skeleton Key” for my Sunday 9pm movie. I get to vape nicotine every time Gena Rowlands lights up.

by Anonymousreply 574January 30, 2023 5:05 AM

I loved "The Skeleton Key", what a great film in a very spooky atmosphere.

by Anonymousreply 575January 30, 2023 10:30 PM

^ that is a good scary movie

Kate Hudson before she got fat.

Geena Rowlands before she got...to be 92 years old.

by Anonymousreply 576January 31, 2023 2:05 PM

It's damp and foggy here...a good time to watch a scary movie.

by Anonymousreply 577January 31, 2023 2:06 PM

I've thought that Gena Rowland's role in that movie is kind of a metaphor for gay me...

I'll tell you why...but SPOILER ALERT if you haven't watched it...

(She's always looking for a new, younger, and more attractive body)

by Anonymousreply 578January 31, 2023 2:14 PM

[quote]It's damp and foggy here...a good time to watch a scary movie.

Fuck you. I keep the air here in pristine condition!

by Anonymousreply 579January 31, 2023 2:44 PM

R579- It's Mariel

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by Anonymousreply 580January 31, 2023 5:41 PM

Free fucks! Free fucks!

by Anonymousreply 581January 31, 2023 10:44 PM

I’m not going to take out the recycling tonight. I’ll just take out twice as much in two weeks.

by Anonymousreply 582February 1, 2023 5:28 AM

I have an ingrown hair on the back of my thigh that is very painful

by Anonymousreply 583February 1, 2023 5:52 AM

My doctor is 94 years old.

by Anonymousreply 584February 1, 2023 1:30 PM

Race to the finish r584?

by Anonymousreply 585February 1, 2023 2:06 PM

In about 18 minutes I shall be taking my 4.2 mile walk. It's only 27 degrees this morning so I better take my gloves and my neck warmer.

by Anonymousreply 586February 1, 2023 2:11 PM

I always laugh a little when r586 posts about his 4.2 mile walk.

by Anonymousreply 587February 1, 2023 2:15 PM

^whelming

by Anonymousreply 588February 1, 2023 2:15 PM

Reminder of our premature continuation.

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by Anonymousreply 589February 1, 2023 2:29 PM

Honey on buttered toast this morning with just enough coffee grounds to make a half pot of coffee. It’s percolating now. Will the coffee be weak?

by Anonymousreply 590February 1, 2023 3:02 PM

[quote]I have an ingrown hair on the back of my thigh that is very painful

Get PRID salve from any drugstore. If you want to be whelmed, and I mean really whelmed, allow it to get super infected.

by Anonymousreply 591February 1, 2023 5:03 PM

It was cold, so I wore wool socks to stretch some tight boots. I’m hopping in the shower; I can smell my own feets.

by Anonymousreply 592February 2, 2023 3:33 AM

Had to have one of the showers worked on. I can still smell the plumbers. One of the smells I don't like.

by Anonymousreply 593February 2, 2023 3:39 AM

I'm going upstairs in a moment to lift weights- Looking HOT is hard work- I've lost 50 pounds since May 2021 . I was lifting weights when I was a FAT WHORE too but now I'm very careful about what I eat. I'm 57 years old so I don't know who's going to find me hot but I make the effort anyway.

by Anonymousreply 594February 2, 2023 3:49 AM

Is there a new thread?

by Anonymousreply 595February 2, 2023 6:25 AM

See r589

by Anonymousreply 596February 2, 2023 6:27 AM

Thanks, R596.

by Anonymousreply 597February 2, 2023 6:42 AM

R594 is whelming me. I don't come here to be whelmed.

Maybe the new thread will be more serene.

by Anonymousreply 598February 2, 2023 7:39 AM

My cat just gave me a silent meow. Like actually vocalizing it would be too much effort. Kind of the cat equivalent to a head nod humans give instead of saying hi.

by Anonymousreply 599February 2, 2023 2:51 PM

I’m last.

by Anonymousreply 600February 2, 2023 2:53 PM
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