A place to post underwhelming stuff.
I want to be underwhelmed. Winter edition. ⛄️
|by Anonymous||reply 600||February 2, 2023 2:53 PM|
I’m drinking an acrylic tumbler full of Pepsi Zero Sugar with lots of ice in it!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||December 5, 2022 7:20 PM|
Strongly considering updating my Grindr profile to “He had a hot ass but couldn’t live forever….”
|by Anonymous||reply 2||December 5, 2022 7:21 PM|
I’m enjoying a tall tumbler of Pepsi Zero Sugar w/ “lotsa” ice!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||December 5, 2022 7:21 PM|
I'm the crocheted tree ornaments Grandma made every year.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||December 5, 2022 7:37 PM|
My Scrub Daddy is supposedly top rack dishwasher safe however I hesitate to toss it in there. It just seems wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||December 5, 2022 9:05 PM|
In my experience, most daddies prefer the bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||December 5, 2022 9:53 PM|
R5 I bought a case of scrub daddies last year and am still using the 1st. I use it all of the time too.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||December 5, 2022 10:52 PM|
My taint is feelin itchy.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||December 5, 2022 11:45 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||December 5, 2022 11:50 PM|
I have decided to make bacon cheeseburger bites for a holiday potluck.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||December 6, 2022 12:12 AM|
Emojis are whelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||December 6, 2022 12:22 AM|
R1 and R3 I believe that any of the 'zero' drinks induce diarrhea. This is from personal experience and I just want to share.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||December 6, 2022 12:44 AM|
I made gingerbread (pepparkakor) cookie dough today and froze it, so I have a stockpile to bake for holiday parties in the next couple weeks.
Love my Scrub Daddy as well, but have never put it through the wash.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||December 6, 2022 12:47 AM|
I'm very particular about my bananas. I like them heavily freckled. I peel them and eat them ONLY sliced on a smaller plate 😋
|by Anonymous||reply 14||December 6, 2022 12:50 AM|
I like green bananas 🍌
|by Anonymous||reply 15||December 6, 2022 2:53 AM|
As a cook I murdered many bananas in all stages of life. They are good for my clawhand in cold weather.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||December 6, 2022 5:10 AM|
I prefer slightly underripe bananas. If you ever see those red-skinned (purplish / magenta color) bananas in the store, try them. They’re delicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||December 6, 2022 5:16 AM|
My iPhone X needs a new battery. Given that it’s 5+ years old, I’ve waded into phone shopping and I’m so confused. Sorry if I whelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||December 6, 2022 6:29 AM|
Just get a new battery. I just replaced the battery on my iPhone 6S.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||December 6, 2022 6:52 AM|
But the new one is shiny.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||December 6, 2022 6:54 AM|
replacing batteries in old ass tech is stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||December 6, 2022 1:34 PM|
I'm on the hunt for Nabisco Famous Chocolate Wafers so I can make my annual Christmas Icebox Cake with them. They get harder and harder to find each year.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||December 6, 2022 2:56 PM|
R22 that sounds delicious I love making old fashioned foods. I’m going to make a WW2 cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||December 6, 2022 3:21 PM|
Leaving us without the bottom panel seems a bit whelming r22.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||December 6, 2022 3:30 PM|
I am enjoying this…
Watermelon cucumber mint herbal tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||December 6, 2022 8:26 PM|
Why does a bright light make me sneeze? 😤
That happens to most people with gray or blue eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||December 6, 2022 10:59 PM|
[quote][R1] and [R3] I believe that any of the 'zero' drinks induce diarrhea. This is from personal experience and I just want to share.
R12 I agree. Those 'zero' drinks should be used pre-colonoscopy. They will clean you out.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||December 6, 2022 11:01 PM|
r22, apparently my local chain has them, Market District in Pittsburgh. $6.49 a box. Amazon has them too, but you have to buy four, and they're more than $10 a box.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||December 6, 2022 11:14 PM|
Can you just use Oreos?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||December 6, 2022 11:16 PM|
R29 Is this supposed to be multiple choice?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||December 6, 2022 11:20 PM|
A whole bag of Oreo!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||December 6, 2022 11:22 PM|
R29, I am not R22 but, no, you can't use Oreos. The thin-ness of the Famous Chocolate Wafer soaks uo the whipped cream and creates an entirely new texture - a party in your mouth!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||December 6, 2022 11:40 PM|
[quote] a party in your mouth!
And everyone is coming!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||December 6, 2022 11:42 PM|
[quote]Just get a new battery. I just replaced the battery on my iPhone 6S.
R19 I wish I'd have done the same. Instead, I was comfortable with by 6S but bought a 14.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||December 7, 2022 12:15 AM|
I'm going to go in the kitchen soon and make my sandwiches for not Wednesday but Thursday's lunch.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||December 7, 2022 12:16 AM|
Thanks r28. I'm going to check out The Fresh Market tomorrow and some other smaller grocery stores around here I don't usually frequent. If I don't find any by next week I'll have to relent and order the four boxes from Amazon and hope they aren't all crushed when they arrive.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||December 7, 2022 12:36 AM|
R35 Why are you making a sandwich for two days in the future?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||December 7, 2022 12:52 AM|
R37- Tomorrow I have to make my salads for the week which can take up to 45 minutes. I don't want to have to make my sandwiches for Thursday as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||December 7, 2022 1:05 AM|
I’m watching Shelley Hack videos.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||December 7, 2022 1:07 AM|
I was just going to post what I posted on last year's Winter (sic, for fuck's sake), but I didn't feel like searching for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||December 7, 2022 1:16 AM|
I hate little dicks so much
|by Anonymous||reply 41||December 7, 2022 2:22 AM|
I’m going to warm up my soup now.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||December 7, 2022 2:39 AM|
My cats are sleeping, saving energy for their nightly 3 a.m. zoomies.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||December 7, 2022 2:54 AM|
It's raining on prom night. My hair is a mess and mascara flows right down my nose because of the storm. I don't even have my corsage oh gee, it fell down the sewer with my sister's id-
|by Anonymous||reply 44||December 7, 2022 4:32 AM|
My 8 lb cat has a bottomless pit of a stomach. I am starting to think he is a Trojan cat and there is a crew of space aliens in him recording data. Friskies are sustaining the whole operation.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||December 7, 2022 6:39 AM|
R45, we tell ourselves that it’s a response to Winter. If he’s healthy, he’ll shitzoom the calories. Perhaps you should suggest he try squatting over the toilet. He doesn’t have to learn how to flush - just use the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||December 7, 2022 7:13 AM|
[quote] Why does a bright light make me sneeze?
I have the same tendency. Apparently the wires in our brain for light sensitivity are near to those that control sneezing, and some of us have them bunched a little too close together, so one can trigger the other.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||December 7, 2022 12:23 PM|
Anna's Swedish Ginger Thins ( or whatever they are called) may also be used for a variation of the Famous Chocolate Wafer cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||December 7, 2022 2:00 PM|
I'm going to make a tuna melt for lunch.
I'll be using Land O Lakes American Cheese. Not Kraft American cheese singles, I don't like them. I believe a good old fashioned tuna melt is made with American cheese not some fancy schmancy cheese, not even cheddar.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||December 7, 2022 4:02 PM|
I bought Celestial Tension Tamer tea last night because I thought the dragon was cute. It's the cheapest tea you can buy. Had it for breakfast with saltine crackers and a banana.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||December 7, 2022 4:05 PM|
I'm off to pick up my grocery order at Kroger. They're out of elbow macaroni and sliced cheese, no subs offered.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||December 7, 2022 4:16 PM|
Egads r51. Every single brand of elbow macaroni and every type and brand of sliced cheese? What about the deli counter, can’t you get cheese there or are they out too? This is far from underwhelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||December 7, 2022 4:55 PM|
Cavatappi is better than elbow macaroni.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||December 7, 2022 4:59 PM|
My slice of frozen (homemade) banana bread is thawing on the counter. I'll have it after lunch.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||December 7, 2022 5:40 PM|
I ordered a pair of iPods Pro via Chase’s Apple Rewards and they sent me used ones. Probably some kind of fraud by an employee. But Chase won’t take them back until I submit evidence of fraud. Why put the burden on me?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||December 7, 2022 7:08 PM|
^When I paired them with my iPhone I got a warning “The owner of these iPods will be able to track your movements.” No thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||December 7, 2022 7:11 PM|
That’s unsettling r55.
You may already researched it, but maybe Apple’s explanation can help you prove you got used ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||December 7, 2022 7:32 PM|
I’m craving something sweet so am making some rye toast with butter and blackberry jam. I’ve had too many carbs today and it’s not even 3 pm yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||December 7, 2022 7:41 PM|
My face is so cold that I'm sitting here with my pyjama top pulled up over my nose.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||December 7, 2022 8:05 PM|
I’ve never seen an episode of “Bones” until today.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||December 7, 2022 8:27 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||December 7, 2022 8:30 PM|
R61 R59 Made himself a house 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 62||December 7, 2022 8:44 PM|
I have decided to do something about my feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||December 7, 2022 8:51 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 64||December 7, 2022 8:51 PM|
We share 65% of our DNA with birds 🐦.
I like birds therefore I like being fairly closely related to birds.
Shocking is that we share a significant portion of our DNA with something we eat.
Bananas 🍌 which we share 50% of our DNA with.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||December 7, 2022 9:19 PM|
If we find birds creepy, r65, is that indicative of low self-esteem?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||December 7, 2022 9:37 PM|
Interesting r65. I’ve always thought that if I had been a dinosaur, I would’ve been a Pterodactyl.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||December 7, 2022 9:47 PM|
[quote] I bought Celestial Tension Tamer tea last night because I thought the dragon was cute. It's the cheapest tea you can buy.
I have been searching for a tasty caffeine-free tea to replace my coffee addiction. I had been avoiding Celestial Seasonings b/c of its past (founder believed in 6 different races and a hierarchy within same). However, I just found that I like "Country Peach Passion" (Celestial Seas.). Don't laugh at the name. I like the smell more than the flavor.
Anyway, apparently, CS was sold to Hain. Hopefully, Hain is an OK company.
If anyone has recommendations on caffeine-free tea, I'd really appreciate it.
So far, I like the Country Peach Passion and rooibos tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||December 7, 2022 10:01 PM|
[quote] I'm going to make a tuna melt for lunch. I'll be using Land O Lakes American Cheese. Not Kraft American cheese singles, I don't like them. I believe a good old fashioned tuna melt is made with American cheese not some fancy schmancy cheese, not even cheddar.
I agree that a tuna melt should be made with processed cheese. I have a hard time finding the Land O Lakes American cheese. I think my local supermarket's deli might have something like it.
IMO, the best bread for a tuna melt is rye, which is kind of fancy schmancy.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||December 7, 2022 10:05 PM|
I resisted the lure of the shiny new iPhone and fixed my old one for $69. Feeling virtuous.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||December 7, 2022 11:40 PM|
Two days ago I ate an entire 48 oz container of peanut butter moose tracks ice cream and felt okay, but last night had a nightmare about parasitic worms.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||December 8, 2022 12:36 AM|
A whelming indulgence led to a whelming nightmare, R71.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||December 8, 2022 12:42 AM|
My cat has a few hair mats that I only notice when he cuddles. When I approach with scissors any other times it's like Brigadoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||December 8, 2022 3:18 AM|
[quote] I resisted the lure of the shiny new iPhone and fixed my old one for $69. Feeling virtuous.
That's almost exactly what it cost me to replace my iPhone 6S battery. I didn't feel virtuous, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||December 8, 2022 3:26 AM|
I can’t get the taste of raw onion out of my mouth
|by Anonymous||reply 75||December 8, 2022 3:30 AM|
You need Clorets, R75. It's the breath deodorant!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||December 8, 2022 5:04 AM|
I gained a pound overnight- I'm annoyed by this 😐
|by Anonymous||reply 77||December 8, 2022 1:34 PM|
I've had a cold all week.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||December 9, 2022 5:18 AM|
[quote]I gained a pound overnight- I'm annoyed by this.
Do you eat in your sleep?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||December 9, 2022 8:31 AM|
I like this kitchen hack, I'm going to try it.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||December 9, 2022 8:37 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 81||December 9, 2022 3:51 PM|
A shortbus just pulled up in front of my house. I don’t have any children!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||December 9, 2022 3:56 PM|
It just drove off without depositing a child, thank God.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||December 9, 2022 3:57 PM|
I'm trying not to eat this entire panettone with cherries this morning. But it is very, very good.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||December 9, 2022 4:25 PM|
R84 save some and make French toast tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||December 9, 2022 4:29 PM|
I sense most wouldn’t know good silk stockings from a cheap ol pair of tights.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||December 9, 2022 4:38 PM|
That is a great idea, r85.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||December 9, 2022 4:40 PM|
R84- I might try Aunt Eula's Pecan Pie
|by Anonymous||reply 88||December 9, 2022 4:49 PM|
At R80, I don't see what's so ingenious / useful about that kitchen hack. You might need something that's in that drawer. The drawer is sticking out and may be sloped downwards.
Also, she had a sales sticker on the underside of her baking sheet. That's a pet peeve of mine. People on videos, drinking from a mug, and there's a fucking sticker on the underside of their mug. Peel it off, get some Goo Gone, have some pride.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||December 9, 2022 5:39 PM|
If you find yourself in the vicinity of an Aldi this week, I highly recommend picking up a box or three of Benton's Fudge Covered Peppermint Creme cookies. Just as good if not better than Trader Joe's. They go fast.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||December 9, 2022 5:41 PM|
R90, those do look good. Frankly, though, I find the "fudge" covered Oreos to be good, as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||December 9, 2022 5:46 PM|
[quote]get some Goo Gone, have some pride
Surprisingly enough, my pride is not remotely connected to Goo Gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||December 9, 2022 5:58 PM|
[quote]At [R80], I don't see what's so ingenious / useful about that kitchen hack.
r89, how very dare you disparage the staff of America's Test Kitchen. They have soldiered on after the shocking departure of bowtie guy and have come out on the other side stronger and better.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||December 9, 2022 6:26 PM|
My birthday today. PIgging out a chicken curry and a beer. Screw the calories today.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||December 9, 2022 6:44 PM|
[quote]It just drove off without depositing a child, thank God.
Can you imagine if it had dropped one off? That would have been terribly whelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||December 9, 2022 6:54 PM|
I'm cold and just bumped up the thermostat a bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||December 9, 2022 7:07 PM|
Happy birthday r94
|by Anonymous||reply 97||December 9, 2022 7:26 PM|
Chicken curry isn't fattening, r94. Have dessert if you're really a Fat Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||December 9, 2022 7:48 PM|
Just ordered a chocolate cake with peppermint buttercream icing from Caroline’s Cakes to be delivered for my small Christmas gathering on 12/24.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||December 9, 2022 7:51 PM|
Shingles doesn’t care.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||December 9, 2022 7:53 PM|
For Chrismukkah, one of my best friends is sending me Sloppy Joes from Town Hall Deli in South Orange, NJ. They're nothing like what people outside the Essex-Union-Morris tri-county area think of as Sloppy Joes.
I'm getting corned beef and turkey, in addition to the cole slaw and Russian dressing. I can't figure out, though, how they're going to make a trip of 350 miles without getting too sloppy to eat. They're scheduled to arrive next Friday.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||December 9, 2022 8:03 PM|
R89, seems you might have become a tad OVERwhelmed.
R90 the peppermint would overwhelm me, sadly. But, tomorrow is going to be my first trip, ever, to Aldi! So your post was somewhat fortuitous.
R101 love "sloppy joes". I live in Union County. First time I saw that I thought, "that's no stinkin' sloppy joe". But I shut up and ate it and overwhelmingly enjoyed it!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||December 9, 2022 10:03 PM|
I'm jealous, R101! I'm watching my weight (hopefully, going in a negative direction), and would love one of those! I usually get a ham and swiss or turkey and swiss SJ. The cole slaw makes or breaks the sandwich, IMO. Too dry and the sandwich whole sandwich is dry; too wet and the sandwich definitely becomes a SLOPPY joe! Enjoy!
I live in Morris County and there are plenty of delis that make them. Finding the best one is the key. I have a deli within walking distance of my house. In the Summer, I can sometimes justify the calories by walking there and back. It's about 1 1/2 miles roundtrip.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||December 9, 2022 10:43 PM|
R48- Anna's Swedish Ginger Thins is my name on OF. Coincidentally, I can also be used as a substitute for Famous Chocolate Wafers in a pinch.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||December 9, 2022 10:56 PM|
I have been drinking Assam tea. Darjeeling was getting a little disingenuous.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||December 10, 2022 12:02 AM|
r103 Cosmo, I'm more jealous. You can have a sloppy Joe anytime you like. I have to have them sent to me one state away (350 miles). Please, go and enjoy one as soon as you can. Town Deli is supposed to be the original source, so why not take a drive to South Orange!
|by Anonymous||reply 106||December 10, 2022 12:06 AM|
I enjoy a Manwich sloppy joe on a brioche roll. Yummy and not overwhelming; just good, good.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||December 10, 2022 3:13 AM|
I’m planning to go Christmas shopping at Marshall’s tomorrow and they open at 8 am. I should probably go to bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||December 10, 2022 5:03 AM|
I’m taking care of tasks long delayed. New meds must be working.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||December 10, 2022 7:01 PM|
R109- One of those TASKS was to start taking your meds.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||December 10, 2022 7:24 PM|
No, it wasn’t. I’ve been taking (other) meds all along.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||December 10, 2022 7:29 PM|
I had a long week dealing with difficult people! But I did get some See's Scotchmallows to have around the house this weekend.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||December 10, 2022 7:42 PM|
I’ve gone on an olive buying spree. I need to pick up the proper cheeses and crackers. I’m not feeling a need for cured meats this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||December 10, 2022 8:22 PM|
I have lost 47 pounds since May 2021 and I have not binged or eaten sweets in 91 days- I'm trying to save myself until Christmas Day when I will allow myself to INDULGE and BULGE - a bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||December 10, 2022 8:24 PM|
I'm sitting at my computer typing sentences at the datalounge. I'm quite thirsty but I'm to lazy to get up and go into the kitchen to drink a glass of water.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||December 10, 2022 9:22 PM|
I just made split pea soup. My favorite.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||December 10, 2022 9:23 PM|
I almost choked on a piece of chicken earlier and it left me reassessing my life.
Had I died I estimate no one would become alarmed until Wednesday when I'm due in the office. That's four days. The stench would be awful by then, no? At least my house is clean and organized and my important papers can easily be found in my home office, I actually have a binder labeled as such in clear view.
I should probably look into that Life Alert thingy. My dachshunds won't eat me, right? Just cats do that.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||December 10, 2022 11:14 PM|
Dachshunds are sweet
|by Anonymous||reply 118||December 11, 2022 12:09 AM|
Dachshunds are meat eaters. They will eat you, R117.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||December 11, 2022 1:23 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 120||December 11, 2022 2:32 AM|
I got my Christmas tree today. I put the lights on but will wait for it to settle a bit before putting the ornaments on. I just made some homemade hot chocolate and I am cradling the mug while reading DL and watching the Jet game. It’s snowing lightly here but heavily in Buffalo where they are playing.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||December 11, 2022 8:48 PM|
How picturesque red 121
|by Anonymous||reply 122||December 11, 2022 9:41 PM|
What are you wearing r121?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||December 11, 2022 9:44 PM|
I found Peppermint Taffy edibles in my farmy flyover state. I took two (30mg total) and sat in the bath. Then I cracked open the fruity pebble treat and had a piece of that. I feel good.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||December 11, 2022 9:51 PM|
My entire eBay history dating to 1998 has been erased. No feedback. No purchase/sale history. I ordered something today and got a “congratulations on your first purchase” message. Well, I never.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||December 11, 2022 10:12 PM|
I would have been worried about slipping below the water and drowning, R124.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||December 11, 2022 10:17 PM|
R123, then I was wearing jeans and a half zip sweater and socks. Now I am free balling in basketball shorts and a hoodie, barefoot.
Now I am cradling my mug of tea, watching All Creatures Great and Small in the cozy glow of the Christmas lights.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||December 12, 2022 2:16 AM|
I just had a session with my therapist, Miss Monkey. I told her how I felt like everyone was an asshole but me. She said “you’re an asshole”. I looked at her and said you’re a cunt. Then I walked out.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||December 12, 2022 6:10 PM|
And how did you feel about that r128?
|by Anonymous||reply 129||December 12, 2022 6:17 PM|
I’m mad as hell r129.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||December 12, 2022 6:23 PM|
I went to a thrift store today. I scored a nice piece of Roseville pottery for only $5.99.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||December 12, 2022 11:20 PM|
Found out I got speeding ticket. After getting edibles.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||December 12, 2022 11:25 PM|
R132 serves you right.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||December 12, 2022 11:36 PM|
A couple of months ago, my brother asked the family (12-15 people) to save tomorrow to celebrate his 60th birthday which occurred over the weekend while he was traveling with his girlfriend. Today, the host, my cousin, sent out a confirmation/reminder and my brother writes “tomorrow or Wednesday?” Sorry, I double booked a work dinner for tomorrow. Can we do it Wednesday (No, we cannot).
Should I drink the bottle of Macallan I bought him?
|by Anonymous||reply 134||December 12, 2022 11:56 PM|
Yikes, R134, is that the kind of thing your brother normally does?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||December 13, 2022 12:17 AM|
Open the bottle r134 but don’t drink it all. Or give it to the cousin who likely went to a lot of trouble to plan a party no one attended. Who has a milestone birthday on a weeknight?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||December 13, 2022 12:23 AM|
Send him a $10 gift certificate to a store that’s out of business.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||December 13, 2022 12:44 AM|
R137 “We mailed the card, but I guess we forgot to close the envelope. Don’t you hate it when that happens? So very sorry!”
|by Anonymous||reply 138||December 13, 2022 2:20 AM|
My pussy stinks.
Not that there's any news in that.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||December 13, 2022 2:34 AM|
I don’t recall him doing anything quite so egregious, but he is generally careless with other people’s feelings.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||December 13, 2022 2:46 AM|
It's Christmas season and I'm sending cards. I receive fewer every year but I refuse to be overwhelmed by this fact.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||December 13, 2022 8:37 AM|
Who knew moving a safe could be so expensive?
|by Anonymous||reply 142||December 13, 2022 2:47 PM|
I just rubbed some lotion on my feet. It left white stuff around the rims of my socks.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||December 13, 2022 3:20 PM|
It's almost 11:15 am ET. The morning is flying by.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||December 13, 2022 4:14 PM|
It rubs the lotion on its skin or wlaw it gwts the hose again!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||December 13, 2022 10:44 PM|
^^Wow. My autocorrect is on fire!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||December 13, 2022 10:45 PM|
You can be kind to yourself in this thread, 146
|by Anonymous||reply 147||December 13, 2022 10:55 PM|
Oh god it’s raining. Oh god it’s raining.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||December 14, 2022 12:03 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 149||December 14, 2022 12:23 AM|
I wear only one contact lens. Right eye.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||December 14, 2022 12:37 AM|
Get a colored one, r150. Heterochromia is all the rage.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||December 14, 2022 12:52 AM|
Oh god it’s r̶a̶i̶n̶i̶n̶g̶.
5" new snow here. Power was out earlier. Apparently the power co's solar isn't working.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||December 14, 2022 1:24 AM|
My smoke detector alarm just woke me up. There is no smoke, but how can I go to sleep—just in case?
|by Anonymous||reply 153||December 14, 2022 9:23 AM|
You could resign yourself to burning to death.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||December 14, 2022 10:46 AM|
I scraped off all the ugly white caulk the handyman used to seal my new bathtub fixtures. I’ll redo it with clear caulk which will look much better against the tiles.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||December 14, 2022 4:09 PM|
r153, try changing the battery. If it's a combo smoke/carbon monoxide detector and it still goes off with a new battery, call the fire department, get out of the house and take any pets out with you. It could be carbon monoxide. Sorry to overwhelm. Even the battery change is whelming but it could save your life.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||December 14, 2022 4:38 PM|
It’s supposed to be a ten-year disposable one. You can’t replace the battery—you just replace the detector. I’ve already replaced the first after 2 years. This one lasted three. I have networked smoke detectors in the hallways which did not go off, so I was pretty confident there was no fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||December 14, 2022 4:44 PM|
Your pet’s silent but deadly gaseous emissions?
|by Anonymous||reply 158||December 14, 2022 4:50 PM|
Went on a date last night. Very nice guy, I’m not sure what the catch is.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||December 14, 2022 5:02 PM|
I just spoke with a friend-ish who says he hasn't been out of the house in five days and hasn't showered or washed his face but has brushed his teeth. If you're at the sink brushing your teeth, why not just wash your face too? This does not compute for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||December 14, 2022 6:54 PM|
^Way too messy. I know exactly what he means.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||December 14, 2022 6:56 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 162||December 14, 2022 8:42 PM|
Maybe his dog licks his face clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||December 14, 2022 9:03 PM|
I let my dog chew a mole off my neck because I just didn't want to bother with the drama.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||December 15, 2022 1:50 AM|
I cut my finger today whilst using a new SHARP knife while making my salads for the week.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||December 15, 2022 2:21 AM|
Making salads for a week? Isn't the lettuce somewhat wilted by Friday?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||December 15, 2022 2:23 AM|
R166- The salads I make today I won't finish until Monday. The salad I eat on Monday is always still perfectly good to eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||December 15, 2022 2:25 AM|
What sort of lettuce(s) do you use, r167?
|by Anonymous||reply 168||December 15, 2022 2:35 AM|
R168- Green leaf or Red Leaf - it depend which looks better that week.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||December 15, 2022 3:06 AM|
I caved and ordered Greek food from Door Dash. I wasn’t even that hungry and we all know how pricey that service can be. I think Im just lonely and experiencing general frustration. I had a few bites and put it in the fridge.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||December 15, 2022 3:28 AM|
Aww, sorry R170. I know how that feels. I love Greek food, though. What did you get?
|by Anonymous||reply 171||December 15, 2022 3:31 AM|
I'm erect 🍆 right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||December 15, 2022 6:27 AM|
R172 I'm underwhelmed. I'd rather hear what the Greek food guy ordered.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||December 15, 2022 6:37 AM|
Making salads days in advance?
Where do you live? An Applebees mop closet?
|by Anonymous||reply 174||December 15, 2022 1:50 PM|
I can’t decide which cookie to bake. Bored with the usual recipes.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||December 15, 2022 2:04 PM|
I'm wondering how bad this tooth is going to have to get before I try to do something about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||December 15, 2022 2:12 PM|
I found the correct product to remove the rust stains from my shower stall’s grout. It is Bar Keeper’s Friend spray with a scrub brush. Just a quick scrub. Rust melts away without affecting the color of the grout.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||December 15, 2022 2:16 PM|
My partner bought a pork butt roast for Christmas.
I don't think so. Even though I did find a nice Estonian recipe for it.
Honest. I'm too lazy to lie.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||December 15, 2022 2:38 PM|
I'm headed to The Fresh Market. I read they were voted one of the worst places to work. Maybe that's why they place music in the store, to drown out the employees' sobs.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||December 15, 2022 3:08 PM|
I had a good scrubbing last night by MY Scrub Daddy last night.
Afterwards, we did the dishes.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||December 15, 2022 3:17 PM|
I put one teaspoon of Trader Joe's Organic Free Trade Cacao Powder in my bowl of Organic Sprouted Oatmeal this morning and now my breathing has changed. This never occurred before I started putting the Cacao powder in my Oatmeal on Monday. I wonder if I might be allergic or have an intolerance to the Cacao powder.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||December 15, 2022 4:42 PM|
yeh R176. I've got one throbbing (so to speak) and it needs extracting but my dental insurance year starts Jan 1 so I'm NSAIDing myself until then.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||December 15, 2022 11:35 PM|
^Re dental insurance and the bad tooth, aren't they going to say, "Unh-uh, sucker, this tooth has been bad for months and there is no way it's going to be covered by your insurance policy!" Just curious about that, for personal reasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||December 15, 2022 11:40 PM|
R183 no, it's an annual pot of money through my workplace and you use it until it runs out. it only depends on when you file. if your dentist did something and it's not cosmetic, they'll pay.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||December 15, 2022 11:48 PM|
I slept for about 15 hours. I don’t know what happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||December 16, 2022 12:08 AM|
A new massage therapist almost killed me today.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||December 16, 2022 12:33 AM|
I work from home , and hook up on Grindr alot despite my advancing years . I am trying to come up with a algorithm to predict the best day next week for hook ups so I can preschedule myself for " conference calls " , take my cialis at the optimal interval and maintain some sense of discretion with he comings and goings to my house
|by Anonymous||reply 187||December 16, 2022 2:27 AM|
R187- To what year have you advanced to?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||December 16, 2022 2:31 AM|
I was in a supermarket today and a song came on by a band I don't know and instead of using musical instruments it sounded like they used jack hammers. It was just awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||December 16, 2022 2:37 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 190||December 16, 2022 2:40 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 191||December 16, 2022 4:32 AM|
I nearly posted a whelming question and I. stopped. in. time.
It was close.
An unwieldy phrase refused to land and I erased it all.
We’re better off without it.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||December 16, 2022 6:46 AM|
[quote]A new massage therapist almost killed me today.
I hope you're not planning to go back to let them finish the job.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||December 16, 2022 8:02 AM|
[quote]Time for snacks and weed
It's ALWAYS time for snacks and weed.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||December 16, 2022 9:27 AM|
The weather outside is frightful.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||December 16, 2022 3:45 PM|
I thought my recycle bin had been stolen but it was on the other side of the street behind a car.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||December 16, 2022 3:59 PM|
Ol bitch massage therapist reminded me of Zora Stafford.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||December 16, 2022 4:00 PM|
[quote]The weather outside is frightful.
I hope the fire is so delightful.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||December 16, 2022 8:10 PM|
I bought a new bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||December 16, 2022 8:24 PM|
I bought the Dawn (dish soap) in the EZ-Squeeze bottle. I actually like how it works. (Bottle is stored upside-down, no cap.)
|by Anonymous||reply 200||December 16, 2022 9:05 PM|
I frequently see a Kroger grocery delivery truck in my neighborhood. Which is odd since there are no Kroger supermarkets in this state.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||December 16, 2022 9:49 PM|
Kroger operates under many brand names.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||December 16, 2022 10:03 PM|
[quote]I bought the Dawn (dish soap) in the EZ-Squeeze bottle. I actually like how it works. (Bottle is stored upside-down, no cap.)
Must everything change? I find the old bottle perfectly EZ to squeeze.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||December 16, 2022 10:04 PM|
I'm Canadian, so EZ doesn't work here.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||December 16, 2022 10:35 PM|
You just add a little water to the bottle when it gets down to the bottom and the stuff is so slow it won't come out of the bottle. That solves the problem. All liquid soap products are nearly all water anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||December 16, 2022 10:36 PM|
I do that too, R205.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||December 16, 2022 10:38 PM|
It’s also about not having to invert the bottle each time. Further, it’s easier to regulate the amount that squeezes out. With the old bottle, too much was coming out. I don’t have a dishwasher and I wash a lot of dishes.
In Canada, I guess they’d have to call it “E-Zee Squeeze.”
|by Anonymous||reply 207||December 16, 2022 11:15 PM|
We had our staff holiday party tonight at a local restaurant. We had a pretty good buffet, made some small talk, and tried not to say anything stupid to the boss(es). Some people did shots. I had two glasses of wine. There was a Yankee Swap. I came home.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||December 16, 2022 11:26 PM|
I threw snowballs to my dog today and she caught them in her mouth. She loves that.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||December 16, 2022 11:32 PM|
I went to the dentist for a cleaning yesterday. I need to get a filling on my bottom, left, rear-most molar. It will be my first filling.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||December 16, 2022 11:46 PM|
[quote]There was a Yankee Swap. I came home.
Which Yankee did you come home with?
|by Anonymous||reply 211||December 16, 2022 11:48 PM|
[quote]It’s also about not having to invert the bottle each time.
I'm pretty easily whelmed, but even I have never found inverting a bottle to be terribly exhausting.
But I'm glad you're enjoying it, R207. Really.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||December 17, 2022 2:57 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 213||December 17, 2022 4:15 AM|
^^Yes! We don't have any Zees here. Too cold!
|by Anonymous||reply 214||December 17, 2022 4:23 AM|
As a tiny kitchen user, my small sanitation bucket (plastic coffee can) holds soapy water. I also use the bucket for a vinegar wipe-down on surfaces
|by Anonymous||reply 215||December 17, 2022 5:23 AM|
[quote]I went to the dentist for a cleaning yesterday. I need to get a filling on my bottom, left, rear-most molar. It will be my first filling.
R210 Does this qualify as a humble-brag, or just a normal brag?
|by Anonymous||reply 216||December 17, 2022 7:30 AM|
Most than half my teeth are filled, R216, and don't even ask how many crowns I have. I've lost count.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||December 17, 2022 8:15 AM|
I wish Goldbelly would send me a 20% code so I could justify ordering a $90 rum cake from Montilio's.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||December 17, 2022 2:51 PM|
Lovely day here, cold but sunny. Thinking about going to Macy’s to buy a coat for the coat drive our building is holding.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||December 17, 2022 2:54 PM|
R217- I went to a dentist in 2017 who told me I would need crowns one day. I said to him- Will that make me a KING 🤴?
He said - NO, it will make you a QUEEN 👸!
I laughed but he was married with kids and he had a bit of a gay accent himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||December 17, 2022 3:13 PM|
My amarylli have bloomed and they are beautiful - no leaves, though. Am I the only person who loves foliage as much as blooms?
|by Anonymous||reply 221||December 17, 2022 5:09 PM|
You'll get plenty of leaves r221.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||December 17, 2022 5:10 PM|
I just left Brea Mall in CA
|by Anonymous||reply 223||December 17, 2022 5:29 PM|
In central flyoverstan, one is at peace in a bitterly cold tundra…
|by Anonymous||reply 224||December 17, 2022 5:46 PM|
Lunch for today will be two cans of King Oscar 🤴 Mackerel in Olive Oil and a bowl of trail mix with plantains.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||December 17, 2022 6:22 PM|
I was at a party last night. I am visiting a friend tonight for dinner. I’m going out for lunch tomorrow.
I have a cold and really just want to lie in bed until I begin to feel better.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||December 17, 2022 6:28 PM|
R225, I like Season brand skinless, boneless mackerel (in oil). I flake it, mix it with a bit of mayo and a couple spoons of sweet pickle relish, black pepper, & Tabasco. Good on an open-faced sandwich or on Triscuit.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||December 17, 2022 6:45 PM|
Do your friends a favor r226 and stay home.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||December 17, 2022 6:49 PM|
[quote]You'll get plenty of leaves R221.
I've had amaryllis bulbs that have bloomed beautifully but with only a few stubby leaves at the base of the flower stalk. But, yes, leaves have been prominent with most of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||December 17, 2022 7:56 PM|
[quote]I have a cold and really just want to lie in bed until I begin to feel better.
This is one of those days in which I also want to lie in bed until I begin to feel better, and I don't even have a cold.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||December 17, 2022 7:58 PM|
I felt better after I had some roast chicken for lunch.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||December 17, 2022 8:16 PM|
I just replaced the solenoid valve on my kitchen faucet. It would have been much easier without the directions which are outdated and show parts that are not there.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||December 17, 2022 8:26 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 233||December 17, 2022 9:56 PM|
The parts are coming from INSIDE THE FAUCET r232.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||December 17, 2022 9:57 PM|
I'm feeling nostalgic and have decided to add Waldorf Salad to my Christmas menu.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||December 18, 2022 11:28 AM|
if you are sick. have a cold (sick). have an upset stomach with diarrhea (sick). have a weird headache (sick). Slightly or sore throat (sick). Cough (sick). have chills and/or body aches (sick).
Do not go to any xmas gathering even if it means you are home alone and miss your anticipated celebration that you bought and prepared for.
You are spreading sickness to others that could potentially die or get severely ill from it.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||December 18, 2022 12:13 PM|
I’m up so early!
|by Anonymous||reply 237||December 18, 2022 12:46 PM|
I’ve hired College Hunks to move a safe. That’s the name of the business. (It’s a franchise.). I’m not actually expecting the guys to be in college or to be hunks. Kind of false advertising.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||December 18, 2022 1:07 PM|
They won the bid with an estimate of two men, but three showed up. Tsk tsk. Fortunately, though it was a beast of a job, it didn’t take that much time. One was sort of cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||December 18, 2022 2:25 PM|
lentils salad with merguez for lunch
|by Anonymous||reply 240||December 18, 2022 2:57 PM|
Dorothy said to buy you something crotchless
|by Anonymous||reply 241||December 18, 2022 3:16 PM|
R239, you smell middle class, but I’ll always remember the security around Peg’s Bells.
A friend’s mom (big hair, lit cigarette, cordless phone always attached to ear) had very old and very valuable commemorative bells WORTH MORE THAN OUR LIVES that she kept in a safe beneath shelf upon shelf of lesser bells. This was inside a 1500 sqf ranch with addition, so every wall was fucking packed already.
She blocked off the wheels so as to not disturb the precious treasure inside.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||December 18, 2022 4:23 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 243||December 18, 2022 5:09 PM|
R240: Exacerbated *rattlesnake* merguez? (0:28) I've ALWAYS wanted to try some:
|by Anonymous||reply 244||December 18, 2022 5:11 PM|
No gentleman callers so far today. Enjoying my drinky poos in my every weekend suite at Maralago.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||December 18, 2022 5:17 PM|
R233- I thought a superspreader was a
|by Anonymous||reply 246||December 18, 2022 5:20 PM|
I made a tasty snack today. Triscuit cracker spread with ricotta, then topped with a slice of roasted red pepper (the kind that come in a jar) and a kalamata olive. Yum!
|by Anonymous||reply 247||December 19, 2022 2:01 AM|
Can't we keep the horribly whelming "Lady G" off the underwhelmed threads?
|by Anonymous||reply 248||December 19, 2022 3:10 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 249||December 19, 2022 4:57 AM|
I am flying out to spend Christmas with relatives. And I absolutely hate flying. I think I am on the verge of having a mild nervous breakdown.
For the last hour or so, I have been posting photographs of famous people that I am distantly related to. I am sure people think I am nuts, but it keeps my mind off the flying adventure this Tuesday.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||December 19, 2022 5:02 AM|
Sorry, that wasn't very clear (see, I told you I am having a nervous breakdown, it is affecting my writing).
I have been posting photographs (on another site) of famous people that I am *very* distantly related to
I am sure the other members think that I lost my mind, and they are correct.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||December 19, 2022 5:07 AM|
It's so HOT 🥵 in here.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||December 19, 2022 5:21 AM|
I gave the gift of loose tobacco to some rando in the parking lot. Dude was looking for butts and pissed looking. Nicotine withdrawal is awful.
I’m patting myself on the back. I share the Christmas cancer spirit all year. Look at the good I do.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||December 19, 2022 5:41 AM|
I get it, r250. A dear friend just invited me to Vermont, and while I’m looking forward to seeing him, my stomach is already churning at the thought of traveling there in January. Winter travel whelms.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||December 19, 2022 9:42 AM|
Kalamata olives are good for you.
High in oleic acid and fiber with some antimicrobial and antiviral properties.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||December 19, 2022 9:49 AM|
I’ve quarantined myself, refused yesterday’s lunch invitation, was bedridden yesterday in the manner of the consumption-afflicted heroine of a sentimental Victorian novel and I still have a cold. It feels terminal at this point.
Goodbye, cruel world.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||December 19, 2022 10:00 AM|
Have you heaved your bosoms r256?
|by Anonymous||reply 257||December 19, 2022 11:48 AM|
I have a 9AM blood donation appointment today. Double red blood cells.
I'm so thoughtful, helping people I don't even know.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||December 19, 2022 11:59 AM|
I'm drinking a LaCroix Tangerine sparkling water. It is tied for my favorite flavor with Waterloo Grape which makes me feel like a kid drinking a grape soda.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||December 21, 2022 3:20 PM|
The flavored LaCroix's give me unbearable, almost existential, heartburn. I don't know why it could be. I don't have a sensitive stomach, have eaten things that others have sworn gave them food poisoning, with total impunity, but LaCroix Tangerine and Raspberry both make me feel horrible for hours. I'm leery of what the flavoring agents must be...
|by Anonymous||reply 260||December 21, 2022 3:33 PM|
I put the recycling out last night, but in the morning I realized I put out paper and they were collecting cans and bottles! My recycling bin for those was already full, so keeping them another two weeks would be a disaster. So I bolted out of bed at 7:30, confusing the cat who was waiting for breakfast, threw on some clothes and made the switch. Tried to explain to the cat that it wasn’t time for breakfast. It was a good thing I hauled my ass out of bed when I did, since the recycling crew came very early this week while I was recovering from the exertion. The cat got breakfast at her usual time.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||December 21, 2022 3:35 PM|
We had an electricity outage in my area. Power was out for about 5 hours. My main concern was for the food in my fridge. I had just done some batch cooking & didn't want it to go to waste. I think the food is OK. Luckily, I hadn't opened / closed my fridge for a while before we lost power. When the power went out, I didn't open the fridge.
Realized that my pantry (room-temp foods) is lacking. Nothing to eat, no snacks, whatsoever. I ended up going to the convenience store and getting some crunchy Cheetos and a slice of cheesecake.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||December 21, 2022 6:08 PM|
Food in a closed refrigerator is fine for probably 24 hours.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||December 21, 2022 6:13 PM|
CDC says 4 hours for refrigerator (after that, throw it out, according to CDC). 24 to 48 hours for freezer, depending on how full.
I am not going to throw away anything in my fridge and freezer.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||December 21, 2022 6:18 PM|
The weird thing is that, once the power went back on, I couldn't hear my refrigerator / freezer cycling back on, making noise, etc. That was actually a good sign, to me, that things were sufficiently cold in there (jibing with the thermostat).
|by Anonymous||reply 265||December 21, 2022 6:19 PM|
Today I'm having my favorite meal of the week. Lunch is Wild Caught Alaska Sockeye Salmon which I bake in the oven after I've coated it with Extra Virgin Olive oil, and put a mixture of Dijon Mustard mixed with brown sugar on top ( NYT recipe) I squeeze some lemon juice on it and serve- yum. I also have a bowl of trail mix ( nuts and dried fruit) and I throw in some Trader Joes freeze dried bananas, blueberries and strawberries. The trail mix also contains some Kirkland Signature Butter Toffee Cashews- yum 😋
|by Anonymous||reply 266||December 21, 2022 7:30 PM|
I just unsubscribed from Not Another Cooking Show on YT. I realized he reminds me of someone from my youth I'd rather forget.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||December 21, 2022 8:30 PM|
R209 I threw snowballs at my cat , she glared at me and went inside and peed on my new area rug
|by Anonymous||reply 268||December 22, 2022 2:26 AM|
I bought sheets and pillows for my new bed today.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||December 22, 2022 2:37 AM|
I'm having a little trouble following the flow of these "I Want to Be Underwhelmed" threads...
|by Anonymous||reply 270||December 22, 2022 3:04 AM|
With the arctic cold front moving in, I stocked up the fridge. But now I want to snack, because of all the good food I know is there.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||December 22, 2022 3:05 AM|
I'm thrilled to have discovered the period British detective series "Dagliesh" set in the mid-1970s.
It fills an "Endeavour" sized hole in me that I didn't even know was there.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||December 22, 2022 3:08 AM|
I washed my bed linens today.
Few things make me feel quite so comfortable as washing the bed linens, remaking the bed, and climbing into the freshly-made bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||December 22, 2022 3:09 AM|
[quote]I'm having a little trouble following the flow of these "I Want to Be Underwhelmed" threads...
R270 I agree. Most of them are overwhelming but still enjoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||December 22, 2022 3:16 AM|
I just tried on an XXL warm coat I bought at Costco yesterday. I've lost about 52 pounds since May 2021 so I'm NOT XXL myself anymore. The coat was not too big on me. It's just the right size.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||December 22, 2022 3:30 AM|
Yay, R275 for losing 52 pounds. Good for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||December 22, 2022 3:34 AM|
R276- Thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||December 22, 2022 3:35 AM|
We can’t help it if some of you are easily overwhelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||December 22, 2022 4:47 AM|
My cat likes snowballs the size of a walnut in the shell. He and his sister enjoy rolling them around the yard until they literally fall apart. I really need to teach then how to correctly roll them around the yard to build a clowder of little cat snowmen.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||December 22, 2022 6:29 AM|
The pasties I ordered arrived today. I plan to perform wearing them at the NYE party in Maralago coming up.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||December 22, 2022 8:09 AM|
[quote]I threw snowballs at my cat , she glared at me and went inside and peed on my new area rug
Serves you right.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||December 22, 2022 9:09 AM|
At the cleaners today, a young lady brought in a Christmas tablecloth. She wanted it hemmed & pressed! The seamstress started on it, and the customer casually mentions her table linen is very delicate, fragile & old…at least twenty years old!
|by Anonymous||reply 282||December 22, 2022 9:48 AM|
I’m about to eat a bowl of cornflakes, because I am hungry. However, I am also a little nervous as I had bad indigestion last night.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||December 22, 2022 10:22 AM|
Cereal awakens the hunger monster in me.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||December 22, 2022 10:23 AM|
I'm sitting here in northern NJ just waiting for the rain to start. I'm hoping the wind doesn't cause a power outage. May need to check my tablet to make sure I have something downloaded, just in case.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||December 22, 2022 2:50 PM|
It’s cold, I could wear my fully lined wool pants to work, but they stew my junk. They’re great for attending hockey games.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||December 22, 2022 3:08 PM|
[quote]they stew my junk
|by Anonymous||reply 287||December 22, 2022 3:10 PM|
Since Cosmo brought up the topic of power outage, I'll report back on my 5-hour power outage and its effect on my refrigerator and foods. My yogurt (Fage 5%), which normally has a bit of liquid (separation) on top, had more than the usual amount of liquid on top. I ate it anyway (yesterday) and I'm fine.
I also bought more candles to have on hand.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||December 22, 2022 6:35 PM|
I put some Jose Maran argan oil on my taint
|by Anonymous||reply 289||December 22, 2022 11:49 PM|
There’s an eggnog shortage!
|by Anonymous||reply 290||December 23, 2022 12:40 AM|
I just ate three medjool dates. They were so good. Big and juicy and plump.
I heard years ago that dates should be eaten in threes for good luck. Or maybe that's a figment of my imagination, after all this time I don't even know for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||December 23, 2022 8:57 PM|
My cat keeps nibbling at the red netting around my 6 in. potted Christmas trees.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||December 23, 2022 10:43 PM|
^^He’ll piss on them and use the dirt around them for a litter box.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||December 23, 2022 11:22 PM|
R292, it’s a power move. Just remind them that you’re worried they are stupid and will eat plastic and die with bits of non-recyclable fibers sticking out of their butthole. The offensive faux concern should put the beast off track for a moment.
My cute boots arrived.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||December 24, 2022 4:10 AM|
Were they wrapped in red netting r294?
|by Anonymous||reply 295||December 24, 2022 9:14 AM|
I'm watching Home Alone 2 at my parents' house.
Macaulay: Could I just see my mother? I'll never want another thing as long as I live. I just want my mother.
My sister: He'll want quite a lot of heroin, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||December 25, 2022 9:40 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 297||December 25, 2022 11:44 PM|
Something I ate at my friends house for linner yes it was a LATE lunch early dinner at 4pm- made me VORACIOUSLY thirsty. It's 12:10 am and I'm still very thirsty.
What the hell did they put in the food?
|by Anonymous||reply 298||December 26, 2022 5:11 AM|
Did the hosts put out a salt lick for the guests, R298?
|by Anonymous||reply 299||December 26, 2022 7:54 AM|
Yesterday the uninvited arrogant date of one of my Christmas dinner guests went into my fridge and announced he was taking home one of my two jugs of Wawa Peach Iced Tea because he really liked it.
Note to self: Next time you host dinner for SINGLE friends so that won't be alone on a holiday specify "No DATES" as that disqualifies them from attendance at SINGLES ONLY gathering of established friends. Or at the very least, pre-approval and pre-screening of "plus one" is required.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||December 26, 2022 12:39 PM|
R300 people really have no manners anymore. Who opens someone's fridge and helps themselves? Oh yeah, ill-mannered, boors, that's who.
|by Anonymous||reply 301||December 26, 2022 12:41 PM|
The weirdly lively tenor of the beginning and late middle of this latest "Underwhelmed. Winter edition" thread extremely whelmed me. I didn't read the rest. Too whelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||December 26, 2022 1:07 PM|
R299- Maybe it was the baked ham of which I had several servings.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||December 26, 2022 2:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 304||December 26, 2022 2:17 PM|
R302 was looking for the “I want to be catatonic” thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||December 26, 2022 2:40 PM|
R300–not everyone is blessed with a Wawa.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||December 26, 2022 2:42 PM|
[quote]not everyone is blessed with a Wawa.
"Wawa to the American Indian meant wild goose. To you, it means the finest in dairy products."
|by Anonymous||reply 307||December 26, 2022 6:04 PM|
To me it means vagina.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||December 26, 2022 6:24 PM|
R304- That might have done it?
|by Anonymous||reply 309||December 26, 2022 6:26 PM|
I'm hungry . I will eat lunch pretty soon but not until I'm done preparing my dinner.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||December 26, 2022 6:30 PM|
I just ate some cheese
|by Anonymous||reply 311||December 26, 2022 8:31 PM|
Hide the dildos
|by Anonymous||reply 312||December 27, 2022 12:30 AM|
I showed up to Christmas dinner without food or gifts and looked great.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||December 27, 2022 12:46 AM|
I cleaned, cooked and prepped 4 hrs on Christmas Eve and then cooked 4 hours while hungover on Christmas Day. But it was all worth it.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||December 27, 2022 5:25 AM|
I think I am getting a dimple.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||December 27, 2022 5:36 AM|
In Central Flyoverstan, it’s zero degrees and I just enjoyed a peppermint taffy edible. It’s sinking in and my repression and uptightedness is evaporating.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||December 27, 2022 5:54 AM|
[quote]It’s sinking in and my repression and uptightedness is evaporating.
As are your basic grammar skills.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||December 27, 2022 8:01 AM|
[quote]I just ate some cheese
[quote]Hide the dildos
Are these two things related?
|by Anonymous||reply 318||December 27, 2022 8:41 AM|
I dreamt I was in a job interview and they asked me about a job that I dreamt I had over a year ago which I never held in real life.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||December 27, 2022 12:32 PM|
I gained 3.5 lbs this week due to overindulgence—time to call Jenny Craig.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||December 27, 2022 12:36 PM|
I'm working from home today and tomorrow, then I'm off until January 3rd. I was going to go the office tomorrow but said, fuck it.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||December 27, 2022 1:12 PM|
A WW2 cake, I've learned, is "eggless, almost fatless, and milkless." What the fuck IS in it then?
|by Anonymous||reply 322||December 27, 2022 1:22 PM|
R119 Dachshunds don't show much initiative. I don't think they would get around to eating you--or him, I guess.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||December 27, 2022 1:31 PM|
Dachshunds can turn on emergency blinkers, house fans, and operate curtains. They are attention whores.
|by Anonymous||reply 324||December 27, 2022 5:36 PM|
My hands are looking wrinkly.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||December 27, 2022 5:40 PM|
Underwhelm is the name of my existence.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||December 27, 2022 6:27 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 327||December 27, 2022 6:27 PM|
The first time I bought that Season brand of sardines at Costco, I really liked them. When I bought them again recently, I didn't like them quite as much.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||December 27, 2022 6:31 PM|
Dachshunds wouldn't eat their owner's corpse because it would interfere with their sleep (under the sofa pillows, with their rear ends shamelessly poking out from under the pillows).
|by Anonymous||reply 329||December 27, 2022 6:34 PM|
R329- That's not an underwhelming thing to say it's a WHELMING thing to say.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||December 27, 2022 6:35 PM|
R330 I'm sorry. I figured a post about something NOT happening was underwhelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 331||December 27, 2022 7:47 PM|
I think I'll grow a beard. A real one, on my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||December 27, 2022 8:44 PM|
[quote]I gained 3.5 lbs this week due to overindulgence—time to call Jenny Craig.
Amateur. I can gain 3.5 pounds overnight.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||December 27, 2022 9:22 PM|
R333- I stuffed my face on Christmas day. Yesterday morning I weighed myself and I gained FOUR pounds- this morning I weighed myself ( I ate my usual food for Monday) yet I lost none of the weight I gained. I'm still up four pounds from Sunday morning. Oh well.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||December 27, 2022 9:30 PM|
R325 Strivectin Crepe Control hand cream.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||December 27, 2022 9:43 PM|
My Dachshund, Duke, is a love bug. He says Happy Holidays to everyone here.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||December 27, 2022 9:47 PM|
Wow! Just watching a marathon of The West Wing on HLN (again!). President Bartlett just said the Marriage Recognition Act will be a law. And it is! I know this isn't underwhelming but I didn't know where else to post it.
|by Anonymous||reply 337||December 27, 2022 9:58 PM|
R337 Best network series, ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 338||December 27, 2022 10:04 PM|
I brushed my poosie hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||December 27, 2022 10:12 PM|
OP you misspelled “underwhelming.”
|by Anonymous||reply 340||December 27, 2022 10:30 PM|
It's 10:05 pm and I'm already hungry for breakfast tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||December 28, 2022 3:05 AM|
It’s 8pm and I should flip my fish fingers
|by Anonymous||reply 342||December 28, 2022 3:37 AM|
[quote]I should flip my fish fingers
|by Anonymous||reply 343||December 28, 2022 8:55 AM|
Last day of work for the year! WooHoo!
|by Anonymous||reply 344||December 28, 2022 1:14 PM|
R341 "It's 10:05 pm and I'm already hungry for breakfast tomorrow."
You can't have a little snack?
|by Anonymous||reply 345||December 28, 2022 4:14 PM|
R345- I don't want to be the size of Ralph Kramden when the maid looks at him and says-
THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE HE EATS A LOT OF LATE NIGHT SNACKS
|by Anonymous||reply 346||December 28, 2022 5:27 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 347||December 28, 2022 6:07 PM|
I don't find exposed daschaund behinds whelming, FWIW.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||December 29, 2022 3:42 AM|
I used a sample moisturizer on my face and it smells like cheap tequila. I have to wash it off now.
|by Anonymous||reply 349||December 29, 2022 3:47 AM|
I love staying in bed as long as possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 350||December 29, 2022 4:17 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 351||December 30, 2022 2:02 AM|
R349 I tried a new peel off mask yesterday too. It was a cool gold tone while on, but it was a little too drying.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||December 30, 2022 2:10 AM|
Lately, I'm enjoying baked potato soup made with whole cream, as well as my usual butternut squash soup.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||December 30, 2022 2:16 AM|
I think I lost a Q-tip in my right ear.
Maybe it's found that old hair pin.
|by Anonymous||reply 354||December 30, 2022 2:19 AM|
My friend pisses me off because he’s a sheep and only likes entertainment that is in at the moment. Has no discretionary taste of his own.
|by Anonymous||reply 355||December 30, 2022 4:14 PM|
Sometimes, I start watching TV and I just can’t stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||December 30, 2022 10:24 PM|
I keep finding fig seeds in my teeth and gums and I haven't had a fig in two months.
|by Anonymous||reply 357||December 31, 2022 12:30 AM|
I was gaming and my dog just let me know he needed to go out about six hours ago.
In the worst way.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||December 31, 2022 12:33 AM|
I went with the Progresso Chicken Gumbo because it's the holidays.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||December 31, 2022 12:37 AM|
R356- Sometimes I start posting on the datalounge and CAN'T stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||December 31, 2022 1:29 AM|
I’m not shilling, but a barbacoa bowl after a cold day of client bullshit really hits the spot.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||December 31, 2022 3:01 AM|
Tomorrow my friend is coming over for New Years Eve day and we will eat some triple cream brie, gorgonzola cheese on toasted French bread and some other appetizers before going onto our main course of Chinese Food. Dessert will be peach crumb pie, pecan pie and some apple pie with homemade whipped cream.
I hope this doesn't make you dl people think I'm a FAT WHORE.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||December 31, 2022 6:01 AM|
^ Not at all, as long as you're hosting - but I'd find that menu completely whelming if I had to provide it.
|by Anonymous||reply 363||December 31, 2022 6:03 AM|
R363- Why is my menu whelming?
|by Anonymous||reply 364||December 31, 2022 6:27 AM|
How come 3 kinds of pies, R362? Sounds decadent, but good.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||December 31, 2022 6:49 AM|
R365- I have the apple and crumb pies individually wrapped in aluminum foil in my freezer- I bought them from some pie people at a farmers market - they are very tasty pies. I also bought a pecan pie at nuts.com and put it in the freezer. All of these pies are good on their own but homemade whipped cream enhances their flavor.
|by Anonymous||reply 366||December 31, 2022 7:00 AM|
I don’t count sheep to fall asleep. I count gentleman callers.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||December 31, 2022 9:47 AM|
R362, Are you going to get high first?
|by Anonymous||reply 368||December 31, 2022 11:28 AM|
Three pies/two people? That’s my kind of party!
|by Anonymous||reply 369||December 31, 2022 12:51 PM|
R368- The sugar from the pies 🥧 and the whipped cream will give me a SUGAR high- that’s what a fat whore seeks out.
|by Anonymous||reply 370||December 31, 2022 1:53 PM|
R362 my gall bladder exploded just from reading your menu.
Strong, heavy cheese appetizers before Chinese food does not sound good. Three kinds of pies and whipped cream for two people is whelming indeed.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||December 31, 2022 2:07 PM|
It’s a troll menu. We don’t go for trolls here.
|by Anonymous||reply 372||December 31, 2022 2:12 PM|
R371- I take a 4.2 mile walk on Saturday and after I'm done feasting I will take a second walk in the evening ( I will be done feasting by 2:30pm or so but it will take me a while to recover from the feasting) of 2.5 miles.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||December 31, 2022 2:43 PM|
I've just eaten my last meal of the year, and it was from McDonald's. Pure class all the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 374||December 31, 2022 6:52 PM|
Why 4.2 miles and not 4 or 5 miles, r373?
|by Anonymous||reply 375||December 31, 2022 6:54 PM|
R375- I measured it once in my car then I extended it a bit - that's my guesstamite as to the current length of my walk.
|by Anonymous||reply 376||December 31, 2022 6:58 PM|
How remarkably specific, r376.
|by Anonymous||reply 377||December 31, 2022 7:06 PM|
My percolator periodically whines when it’s done brewing.
|by Anonymous||reply 378||December 31, 2022 7:23 PM|
Do you always know when you’re gonna fart?
|by Anonymous||reply 379||December 31, 2022 11:45 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 380||December 31, 2022 11:48 PM|
I keep waking up in the early morning with leg cramps.
They run in my mother's family, like arthritis and migraines. We assume it's from the Jewish line because nothing killed the pork-gobbling Protestant and Catholic Germans except alcoholism, war and collapsing coal mines.
Back to the thread's intent, I think I'll take an aspirin.
|by Anonymous||reply 381||January 1, 2023 12:00 AM|
I’m still watching The West Wing on HLN. At 8 pm ET, I will switch over to Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||January 1, 2023 12:08 AM|
I like that show where Julia Child and Jacques Pépin cook as a team. I seem to be able to watch any episode over and over. I like how she pronounces his name "Jack" when she knows perfectly well how to say "Jacques" in the French way.
|by Anonymous||reply 383||January 1, 2023 12:32 AM|
Happy New Year underwhelmers.
|by Anonymous||reply 384||January 1, 2023 6:32 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 385||January 1, 2023 11:33 PM|
I bought supermarket cookies. They were terrible, so I threw them in the garbage, but not before eating six.
|by Anonymous||reply 386||January 1, 2023 11:35 PM|
As a teenager, I thought Tim Burton's Big Fish was a masterpiece of cinema. I rewatched it the other night. WTF was teenage me thinking?
|by Anonymous||reply 387||January 2, 2023 1:49 AM|
Did I fish the cookies out of the garbage and eat four more? Why do you ask?
|by Anonymous||reply 388||January 2, 2023 10:21 AM|
Think how many cookies you'd have eaten by now if they weren't terrible, R386.
|by Anonymous||reply 389||January 2, 2023 10:32 AM|
This morning I think I will devote an hour or two to planning an extended Fall train trip with three friends.
Separate roomettes all the way, baby! Coach seats would be whelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 390||January 2, 2023 12:44 PM|
r390 that sounds like fun. I know a couple who did that this past Fall.
|by Anonymous||reply 391||January 2, 2023 12:48 PM|
All of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 392||January 2, 2023 2:44 PM|
I'm mesmerized by "The Bad Seed" 2018 remake starring Rob Lowe on now on the LFMOV channel.
Top that for pitiful underwhelmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 393||January 2, 2023 3:24 PM|
I'm debating whether I should have a cup of coffee right now (3pm). The pondering is overwhelming me, but this post is pretty underwhelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 394||January 2, 2023 7:55 PM|
I think I need to make a trip to Costco. I reduced monthly trips to quarterly trips (during summer & holiday season). I hope to keep it that way. For now, the membership is still worth it, for my needs.
|by Anonymous||reply 395||January 2, 2023 8:22 PM|
I know you were all on the edge of your seats wondering, "will he, won't he".
I made myself a nice Irish coffee.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||January 2, 2023 8:30 PM|
I'm thirty-five and drank four glasses of rosé on New Year's Day. Woke up in the middle of the night feeling like DEATH, although at least I didn't throw up. Felt much better in the morning (no hangover or anything) but still slightly nauseous. I am definitely getting old.
|by Anonymous||reply 397||January 3, 2023 1:39 AM|
My cat is the best snuggler. I can’t fall asleep but she is spooning me and purring her face off.
|by Anonymous||reply 398||January 3, 2023 4:59 AM|
I bought a blanket for $9.00.
|by Anonymous||reply 399||January 3, 2023 5:05 AM|
I find the "Agatha Christie's Poirot" series with David Suchet very cozy and not whelming.
|by Anonymous||reply 400||January 3, 2023 5:14 AM|
I keep playing the theme to Father Knows Best played by some old queen on the piano- over and over.
|by Anonymous||reply 401||January 3, 2023 5:52 AM|
Back to work today but working from home. Time for cheese toast and coffee. I've decided to ease back into work which means I will do the bare minimum.
|by Anonymous||reply 402||January 3, 2023 2:04 PM|
R402 as you should (do the bare minimum). I start back tomorrow, but also WFH.
|by Anonymous||reply 403||January 3, 2023 2:47 PM|
Meeting new guys in my local area. One is around my age and appears to be a bit green. I’m going to reveal personal details about myself that may intimidate him, but I want to share them just to see the reaction mainly.
|by Anonymous||reply 404||January 3, 2023 2:57 PM|
Cosmo, R402, how do you make your "cheese toast"?
|by Anonymous||reply 405||January 3, 2023 6:19 PM|
R405, it's easy. I slice extra sharp cheddar cheese from the block, put it on a piece of bread, and put the bread and cheese in the toaster oven until the cheese is bubbly on top. You can use any hard cheese you like; I prefer extra sharp cheddar or gruyere. If you want to live a little, put some crispy bacon on top when it comes out of the toaster oven.
|by Anonymous||reply 406||January 3, 2023 6:57 PM|
Toasted bread, cheese on top, nuke 30 secs.
|by Anonymous||reply 407||January 3, 2023 7:08 PM|
I’m about the become whelmed. I’ve had two large mugs of tea so far and was going for a third. I accidentally bought probiotic tea. My stomach is gurgling now.
|by Anonymous||reply 408||January 3, 2023 7:30 PM|
We really don't need to hear "the rest of the story," R408.
|by Anonymous||reply 409||January 3, 2023 7:49 PM|
R407, that may work, too. I've never nuked bread. This was a quick breakfast from childhood; we didn't have a microwave back then (I'm 60).
|by Anonymous||reply 410||January 3, 2023 9:40 PM|
There was an article in the DM today about something called "Viking toast". I didn't read it, but it looked like it had onions on it. Never heard of it before.
|by Anonymous||reply 411||January 3, 2023 9:52 PM|
Probably onions and pickled herring on a dark rye buried under an old shoe for 3 months. Those crazy Vikings...
|by Anonymous||reply 412||January 4, 2023 3:25 AM|
The highlight of my day was my kitty pissing in the box when the incredibly small amount of plastic fake litter the Vet gave me was in the box. I thought sure he would shit on it also. Well, now I take his piss vial to the Vet tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 413||January 4, 2023 4:12 AM|
R413, I hope your kitty is OK. I've never had to provide a urine sample; just stool. Cos is sending your kitty head butts and nose boops to make him feel better.
|by Anonymous||reply 414||January 4, 2023 1:33 PM|
My next apartment needs better stairwells.
I was feeling melodramatic so I put the back of my hand to my forehead as I climbed the stairs serpentine serpentine - pausing for a sigh every few steps. I ran out of space before my performance was done. Thank goodness this building is filled with elevator goers.
|by Anonymous||reply 415||January 6, 2023 3:26 AM|
I got a Covid booster. This was my 4th shot. I hope I don't start feeling tired. I took 2 Aleve and have been drinking water.
|by Anonymous||reply 416||January 6, 2023 4:25 AM|
Went food shopping today. My local Shop Rite no longer carries Edy's ice cream. They did have French Vanilla from Turkey Hill so I bought that. Apparently, Baskin Robbins no longer makes or sells French Vanilla.
I did see a Vienetta, though. Someone mentioned that on the thread about foods that are no longer available. Was it always made by Good Humor? I don't remember that.
|by Anonymous||reply 417||January 6, 2023 8:16 PM|
I made the mistake of watching a YouTube video about Costco's top ten bakery items. There's something called a "Tuxedo Cake" that I've never tried. It's reasonably-sized, for a Costco item. Has anyone tried this?
|by Anonymous||reply 418||January 6, 2023 8:35 PM|
R417- Go to Stop and Shop instead. They would probably carry that item.
|by Anonymous||reply 419||January 6, 2023 9:10 PM|
Thanks, R417. I do have a S&S near me. I don't buy ice cream very often but I remembered that Edy's made a slow churned variety that was lower in calories. I was just shocked not to see any in the freezer section. Guess they had to make room for the oat milk/almond milk/vegan "ice cream" offerings. I used to be able to buy mini containers of Edy's ice cream as well as Haagen Dazs but they stopped selling them years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 420||January 6, 2023 9:43 PM|
R420- I was SHOCKED today. I bought a pint of a new variety of Ben & Jerry's ice cream at Hmart ( Korean Supermarket) . It's not an upscale store and my mouth was agape when I saw the price on the cash register - $8.49 !
|by Anonymous||reply 421||January 6, 2023 10:18 PM|
Perhaps my comment does not belong on this thread because I was not underwhelmed I was OVERwhelmed by the price they charged.
|by Anonymous||reply 422||January 6, 2023 10:19 PM|
Celena Cherry from Honeyz replied to a comment I left on her Instagram. My inner twelve-year-old died and went to heaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 423||January 6, 2023 11:03 PM|
What happened to your outer 89 year old Kit?
|by Anonymous||reply 424||January 6, 2023 11:44 PM|
My inner bitch just stood up and high-fived me.
|by Anonymous||reply 425||January 7, 2023 12:23 AM|
Shrugged it off, R424
|by Anonymous||reply 426||January 7, 2023 1:21 AM|
A pair of shoes will arrive some time next week and that’s when I should purchase the correct color belt. I do not have to piss away money.
|by Anonymous||reply 427||January 7, 2023 7:03 AM|
I got a cordless vacuum for Christmas. Haven't opened the box. Not in a rush.
|by Anonymous||reply 428||January 7, 2023 10:27 AM|
I shaved for the first time since Tuesday.
|by Anonymous||reply 429||January 7, 2023 3:08 PM|
R429- I just shaved last night.
|by Anonymous||reply 430||January 7, 2023 4:40 PM|
I often don't mind washing the dishes. It's meditative.
|by Anonymous||reply 431||January 7, 2023 5:42 PM|
Blow through $20 of edibles today and eat left over pizza and snacks.
|by Anonymous||reply 432||January 7, 2023 5:57 PM|
R432- Edible whats?
Flowers, insects ?
|by Anonymous||reply 433||January 7, 2023 6:11 PM|
Edibles are hippie-lettuce infused candies, R433.
|by Anonymous||reply 434||January 7, 2023 10:31 PM|
I’ve had a cold/chest infection for over 2 weeks, and my ears are blocked. I’m fed up. My diet is currently 90 mint candies, as they are all I can taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 435||January 7, 2023 10:52 PM|
90 PER CENT
|by Anonymous||reply 436||January 7, 2023 10:53 PM|
You might recover more quickly if you had some soup.
|by Anonymous||reply 437||January 8, 2023 7:14 PM|
My Christmas Tree is still up and lit. I just don’t give a fuck this year.
|by Anonymous||reply 438||January 8, 2023 8:40 PM|
I took the ornaments off my Christmas tree and packed them away. I left the tree up with lights on until Wednesday night and will put it on the curb for Thursday morning pick up.
|by Anonymous||reply 439||January 8, 2023 9:53 PM|
I took my Christmas wreath off my door and packed my Santa away til next year. I have 2 battery-operated ceramic Christmas trees that will remain until the batteries die.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||January 8, 2023 10:33 PM|
I gave my Xmas tree to some goats today. They ate it in about 15 minutes
|by Anonymous||reply 441||January 8, 2023 11:07 PM|
R441 - and vice-versa!
|by Anonymous||reply 442||January 8, 2023 11:13 PM|
I had no Christmas decorations to dismantle.
|by Anonymous||reply 443||January 9, 2023 12:49 AM|
I just flipped my Xmas tree off
|by Anonymous||reply 444||January 9, 2023 12:59 AM|
I’m giving my amaryllis plants bigger pots now that they’re done blooming. I’m going to put my two rescue plants (found in the gutter, calling for help!) in their old pots after I’ve washed everything with vinegar.
I was tempted to put on an over-sized oxford shirt and pretend I was Martha Stewart, but I was distracted by weed and the roles we play in helping others using reasonable number self-selection models.
|by Anonymous||reply 445||January 9, 2023 2:48 AM|
R443 - or vice-versa!
|by Anonymous||reply 446||January 9, 2023 3:51 AM|
First full week of work since the first week in December. Good news is I am off next Monday for MLK Jr.'s birthday.
|by Anonymous||reply 447||January 9, 2023 2:07 PM|
R447- Thanks for reminding me. I better find out today if the office is going to be closed a week for today. I once drove all the way into the city and got to the office and the lights were off and there was a pile of mail at the entrance- the office was closed and no one had informed me it was going to be closed on that day- hurtin
|by Anonymous||reply 448||January 9, 2023 2:09 PM|
Yikes, R448! I remember being in HS and waiting for the local news radio station to announce that school was closed. They once announced it so late that I was already dressed, contacts in, make-up on, and hair done only to find out there was no school. I was pissed!
|by Anonymous||reply 449||January 9, 2023 3:35 PM|
R449- Are you a drag queen?
|by Anonymous||reply 450||January 9, 2023 3:36 PM|
No, R450; I am female.
|by Anonymous||reply 451||January 9, 2023 5:08 PM|
I had to reschedule bringing my car to the auto body shop at the last minute today. The lady just sighed. I said I’m sorry for the inconvenience, but she just hung up. Now I feel bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||January 9, 2023 6:09 PM|
I just changed the oil in my car. Replaced with full synthetic, new oil filter, and changed out both filters: air and cabin
That saved me about $70.
|by Anonymous||reply 453||January 9, 2023 6:50 PM|
R453, Wow, I haven’t done that since high school!
|by Anonymous||reply 454||January 9, 2023 6:57 PM|
A friend of mine has just posted a photo of a tearful Scarlett O'Hara with the caption "After all, tomorrow is another day!" That's some next-level vaguebooking.
|by Anonymous||reply 455||January 9, 2023 7:32 PM|
You feel a need for her to be more specific r455?
|by Anonymous||reply 456||January 9, 2023 9:29 PM|
R452- Oh, okay
|by Anonymous||reply 457||January 9, 2023 9:45 PM|
I just read the word “bigliest” on the internet and I think I’m going to omit some of my clever slang terms for awhile.
“Bigliest” annoys me; the word erased anything else that person posted.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||January 10, 2023 2:34 AM|
My cat's paws are like furry little mukluks.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||January 10, 2023 2:36 AM|
I applied for a job I'm really not qualified for, don't really want, but comes with a significant pay increase. I had an awful interview and I've been waiting for a week from a kind letter from the recruiter saying thanks, but they've decided to hire another candidate.
Thai morning she emailed to update me that I'm still in the running. 🙄
|by Anonymous||reply 460||January 12, 2023 8:59 PM|
Good for you, R460
|by Anonymous||reply 461||January 12, 2023 9:27 PM|
I hope it's not a job in the medical field.
|by Anonymous||reply 462||January 12, 2023 9:34 PM|
R460 when you don't care about losing, that's when you always win (or some such nonsense).
|by Anonymous||reply 463||January 12, 2023 9:47 PM|
[quote]I hope it's not a job in the medical field.
Oh. It totally is!!
|by Anonymous||reply 464||January 13, 2023 3:46 AM|
What’s My Line 2023
“Is it a job in a Legitimate Medical Field or is it that DBT crap?”
|by Anonymous||reply 465||January 13, 2023 4:17 PM|
I am almost overwhelmed by how delicious this caramel pecan king cake is! And my brother made sure my piece had the baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 466||January 13, 2023 5:42 PM|
R453- You changed your own oil?
You sound so BUTCH 💪
|by Anonymous||reply 467||January 13, 2023 6:40 PM|
I love chipotle mayo.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||January 13, 2023 7:03 PM|
R466 that's right, King Cake season is shortly upon us!
|by Anonymous||reply 469||January 13, 2023 9:32 PM|
We are doing fondue and champagne tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 470||January 14, 2023 10:54 PM|
Today I did not eat breakfast because I had to drive into the city to go on a gallery tour. I ate a fairly measly lunch and I don't eat dinner on Saturdays so today should be a maximum weight loss day.
|by Anonymous||reply 471||January 14, 2023 11:56 PM|
I was fixated on Johnny Walker Red for the last week. Bought a bottle. Meh. It’s under the sink.
|by Anonymous||reply 472||January 15, 2023 3:50 AM|
I had four hours of sleep last night and still can’t fall asleep tonight. No alarm set so hopefully can sleep in bit tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 473||January 15, 2023 5:00 AM|
My apartment’s crow gang are hopping around the bed of a new tenant’s pickup truck.
One of them gave me a head nod.
|by Anonymous||reply 474||January 15, 2023 8:05 PM|
I don’t want to whelm or insult;
that should be “ crow gang IS hopping around”.
There were four of the little fuckers inspecting the new truck.
Sorry for my error.
|by Anonymous||reply 475||January 15, 2023 8:09 PM|
Don't feel too bad about yourself, R475. The British often pair what Americans regard as singular nouns with plural verbs.
"The audience are enjoying the show."
|by Anonymous||reply 476||January 15, 2023 8:18 PM|
R476- They also don't usually put THE before the word Hospital
They drive on the wrong side of the road.
|by Anonymous||reply 477||January 15, 2023 8:28 PM|
[quote]They drive on the wrong side of the road.
No, they drive on the left side of the road. If they were driving on the wrong side of the road, it would mean that they were driving on the right side.
|by Anonymous||reply 478||January 15, 2023 8:40 PM|
R478- The rest of EUROPE drives on the correct side of the road. Even Sweden came to it's senses in 1967.
|by Anonymous||reply 479||January 15, 2023 9:15 PM|
You don't sound American-centric at all R479.
It sounds so parochial to say the British drive on the wrong side of the road, You sound limited.
|by Anonymous||reply 480||January 15, 2023 10:04 PM|
R480- Buck would NEVER drive on the wrong side of the road
|by Anonymous||reply 481||January 15, 2023 11:27 PM|
What do you call the sex act where two guys lick each others (rim) assholes at the same time?
|by Anonymous||reply 482||January 16, 2023 12:16 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 483||January 16, 2023 12:22 AM|
I have been chuckling all day about one of the signatures in the Jack Nicholson thread: Webra Dinger.
|by Anonymous||reply 484||January 16, 2023 1:14 AM|
I haven’t showered today but it’s clean sheet night so I guess I have to before bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 485||January 17, 2023 3:08 AM|
Tomorrow I finish the last of my homemade Roasted Eggplant 🍆 Lasagna with Marinara Sauce recipe that I got from the NYT. I even started a thread about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 486||January 17, 2023 3:29 AM|
Having some homemade hot chocolate before bed. I hope it doesn’t keep me awake.
|by Anonymous||reply 487||January 17, 2023 4:05 AM|
I took an Uber for 10 minutes an hour ago and I still smell like the air-freshener. Ew.
|by Anonymous||reply 488||January 17, 2023 8:03 PM|
R488 It was sprayed on the car seats then.
|by Anonymous||reply 489||January 17, 2023 9:21 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 490||January 17, 2023 9:23 PM|
r488 r489 and r490 whelm. Can't stand "scented" air. I grade asthma-ubers down one star.
|by Anonymous||reply 491||January 17, 2023 10:25 PM|
Perhaps others might find it an improvement r488.
|by Anonymous||reply 492||January 17, 2023 10:39 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 493||January 17, 2023 10:45 PM|
I’ve become addicted to Doritos Sweet Chili chips and I have a feeling they are not good for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 494||January 18, 2023 10:43 PM|
R494 I believe your feeling may be spot on! But enjoy those chips (they sound delicious...I may have to try them).
|by Anonymous||reply 495||January 18, 2023 10:53 PM|
Went to the market and they DIDN’T HAVE ANY, so I’m trying Pop Corners Sweet Chili—a poor substitute.
|by Anonymous||reply 496||January 18, 2023 11:09 PM|
I wish I had a piece of cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 497||January 18, 2023 11:21 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 498||January 18, 2023 11:26 PM|
"Selfish Shellfish" -- say 10X quickly.
|by Anonymous||reply 499||January 19, 2023 12:31 AM|
R498- You can't have your cake 🎂 and eat it too.
|by Anonymous||reply 500||January 19, 2023 1:00 AM|
I'm not going anywhere anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 501||January 19, 2023 5:28 AM|
Me either r501. I just accept it now.
|by Anonymous||reply 502||January 19, 2023 10:39 PM|
R502 nursing home or incarcerated?
|by Anonymous||reply 503||January 19, 2023 10:41 PM|
[quote]You can't have your cake 🎂 and eat it too.
I can. And do.
|by Anonymous||reply 504||January 19, 2023 10:43 PM|
R503, I meant it figuratively. Literally, I go to the store and stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 505||January 19, 2023 10:49 PM|
Dollar Tree has new arrivals of fairy garden merchandise.
|by Anonymous||reply 506||January 20, 2023 12:48 AM|
I have to get up early tomorrow because I have to bring my Subaru Crosstrek in for servicing.
|by Anonymous||reply 507||January 20, 2023 2:09 AM|
[quote]Dollar Tree has new arrivals of fairy garden merchandise.
The very definition of "dust collectors."
|by Anonymous||reply 508||January 20, 2023 3:09 AM|
If I’d put the time and effort into a line of work that actually gave me money and status instead of struggling for decades to make it as a creative, I would have had a happier and more rewarding life.
|by Anonymous||reply 509||January 20, 2023 3:31 AM|
By the way I'm not a Lesbian, just a run of the mill datalounge gay boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 510||January 20, 2023 3:33 AM|
Those are the pretty ones, R510. We have many successful lesbians in the PNW and you see them consistantly.
I just saw a car painted cornflower blue. My “two years late on trends” senses tell me we’re in for another “Good Old Days” phase of geese with ribbons around their necks, quacker factory, and more stupid looking footwear.
Don’t be overwhelmed - I’m usually wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 511||January 20, 2023 4:34 AM|
Only overwhelmed by r511 because I don't know what any of that means.
I'm having some minestrone I got at the deli. It's too salty.
|by Anonymous||reply 512||January 20, 2023 7:17 PM|
[quote]I'm having some minestrone I got at the deli. It's too salty.
A bit of lemon juice can cut the excess salt flavor.
But then you'd have lemony minestrone.
|by Anonymous||reply 513||January 20, 2023 7:59 PM|
I got a check for $100 from a ambulatory surgery center where I had cataract surgery a few months ago. No explanation. Just a check.
|by Anonymous||reply 514||January 20, 2023 8:54 PM|
R514, if you're in the US, check your explanation of benefits statement from your medical provider.
I received by vacation payout today. The majority of it went into my household account. I have to reconfigure my split direct deposit directive. I want most of my money to go into my savings account.
|by Anonymous||reply 515||January 20, 2023 9:37 PM|
I filed my business taxes.
|by Anonymous||reply 516||January 21, 2023 8:17 AM|
More snow is coming to New England tonight and tomorrow 6 to 10 inches and another storm on Wednesday. We got 8 inches this past Friday and it was the first snowstorm of the winter season. It's beautiful but a pain in the ass since it hasn't been the light, fluffy stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 517||January 22, 2023 5:56 PM|
R517- I live just north of NYC and we've had ZERO snow this winter. Not even a dusting. We had an inch and a half on Sunday December 11- that's it. That wasn't even winter yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 518||January 22, 2023 11:27 PM|
New Underwhelmed Thread. Please Click The Link And Continue.
|by Anonymous||reply 519||January 22, 2023 11:48 PM|
Still plenty of room left here r519.
|by Anonymous||reply 520||January 22, 2023 11:51 PM|
I'm watching an old episode of "Monk".
I'm still sad this TV series ended.
|by Anonymous||reply 521||January 23, 2023 2:15 AM|
I love watching old TV movies of the week from the 1970s on YouTube on a rainy Sunday.
|by Anonymous||reply 522||January 23, 2023 2:32 AM|
I can’t fall asleep. I think the decaf latte I had after dinner was fully caffeinated.
|by Anonymous||reply 523||January 23, 2023 5:54 AM|
I am currently watching snow flurries in Morris County, NJ. It's way too warm to amount to anything but it is pretty. I want one snowfall this winter that looks like yesterday's Bills vs. Bengals game in Orchard Park, NY. It was really beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 524||January 23, 2023 3:51 PM|
This is the kind of snow I like r524, just enough for effect and not to create dangerous conditions. It's been snowing for the past couple of hours north of NYC but not sticking,
|by Anonymous||reply 525||January 23, 2023 5:58 PM|
Right now for dinner I'm eating Ezekiel No Salt Bread with no sugar no salt organic smooth peanut butter with organic strawberries.
|by Anonymous||reply 526||January 24, 2023 1:49 AM|
I have dry, itchy winter skin. My back especially itches between my shoulders where it is hard to reach.
|by Anonymous||reply 527||January 24, 2023 4:28 AM|
The Oscar noms will be announced tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 528||January 24, 2023 4:30 AM|
We have two "underwhelmed" threads. It whelms.
|by Anonymous||reply 529||January 24, 2023 4:44 AM|
Very sloppy transitioning.
|by Anonymous||reply 530||January 24, 2023 2:45 PM|
[quote]We have two "underwhelmed" threads. It whelms.
Someone incorrectly thought he was doing us a service by starting a new thread when there were only 519 posts on this one. I suggest that we finish this one first to discourage such whelming behavior.
|by Anonymous||reply 531||January 24, 2023 7:50 PM|
I found a butterscotch candy whose flavor I like as much as Callard & Bowser. Their manufacturing process is less than perfect, however, producing candies that can shred your tongue. If anyone wants the info, I'll post it. (I thought I'd offer it this way so we can add more posts, and get to the prematurely released new thread sooner.)
|by Anonymous||reply 532||January 24, 2023 7:57 PM|
The wind is blowing so hard it sounds like monsters.
|by Anonymous||reply 533||January 24, 2023 8:50 PM|
I'm looking outside at a really gloomy-looking sky. We're expecting some wacky weather in northwest NJ. Snow and then rain.
|by Anonymous||reply 534||January 24, 2023 9:37 PM|
R531 is stupid and ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 535||January 24, 2023 10:07 PM|
R534- I'm just north of NYC. Fucked up weather tomorrow.
Wednesday up to 2 inches of snow then Wednesday night up to 2 inches of rain.
|by Anonymous||reply 536||January 24, 2023 10:09 PM|
Even after all these years, Bubba Higgins is still a hottie, in reruns of "Mama's Family".
|by Anonymous||reply 537||January 24, 2023 11:37 PM|
I must have liked a funny chihuahua video at some point, because now Instagram is mercilessly spamming me with them. I have nothing against chihuahuas, but I'm not sure I need 100% chihuahua-based content all day long.
|by Anonymous||reply 538||January 26, 2023 12:25 AM|
I knew I shouldn’t have gone for that third chocolate chip cookie.
|by Anonymous||reply 539||January 26, 2023 1:57 AM|
I didn't feel like going out for dinner, so I had the potato chips, blueberry muffin and Butterfinger bar that I had available at home instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 540||January 26, 2023 2:14 AM|
I have to eat and I’m not hungry - just bitchy.
|by Anonymous||reply 541||January 26, 2023 2:48 AM|
I don’t think I’ve eaten all day.
|by Anonymous||reply 542||January 26, 2023 3:48 AM|
[quote]I don’t think I’ve eaten all day.
Are you one of those people who often "forget to eat"?
|by Anonymous||reply 543||January 26, 2023 3:53 AM|
R543, I cook everything; it’s nice to keep the kitchen clean by “forgetting to eat” every once in awhile - much like leftovers, except I don’t have to clean anything up and I can claim fasting points if religious loons are lurking about.
|by Anonymous||reply 544||January 26, 2023 3:57 AM|
No, 543 I’m not. I’ve slept a lot today and didn’t feel like going downstairs.
|by Anonymous||reply 545||January 26, 2023 4:21 AM|
I never forget to eat. I think it's anorexic people who say that.
|by Anonymous||reply 546||January 26, 2023 4:24 AM|
If I’m in the middle of a book or “project”, I don’t think about eating. Eating is for a lounge atmosphere - added to music, booze, and smoking.
|by Anonymous||reply 547||January 26, 2023 4:54 AM|
[quote]I think it's anorexic people who say that.
I think it's virtue-signalers who say that.
|by Anonymous||reply 548||January 26, 2023 8:20 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 549||January 26, 2023 9:08 AM|
It's a humble brag. "I was so busy today, I forgot to eat."
|by Anonymous||reply 550||January 26, 2023 9:15 AM|
I had to deal with a self-absorbed arrogant service person yesterday - it seems to be the norm.
|by Anonymous||reply 551||January 26, 2023 9:32 AM|
Sometimes I wish food has evolved to pill form like on The Jetsons. I like to eat but pretty much hate everything associated with food procurement. On days when I am really busy and focused I will just have protein shakes and bars. A pill would be easier.
|by Anonymous||reply 552||January 26, 2023 2:16 PM|
I wonder whatever happened to that Judy Jetson?
She seemed kind of fast to me...
|by Anonymous||reply 553||January 26, 2023 10:30 PM|
I overcooked the chicken, but I served it and ate it anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 554||January 26, 2023 11:03 PM|
I just Dremel-ed the callouses on my heels. Handy little dee-vice!
|by Anonymous||reply 555||January 27, 2023 12:48 AM|
Last night I dreamt that my iPad was broken (folded in half like a wallet) and I couldn’t find the Apple Store. I was wandering on foot in a dystopian urban area and someone tried to shoot me.
|by Anonymous||reply 556||January 27, 2023 2:39 PM|
This is AMERICA. Shoot them right back!
|by Anonymous||reply 557||January 27, 2023 4:26 PM|
Sometimes I'm just not that hungry.
|by Anonymous||reply 558||January 27, 2023 5:10 PM|
^ Ozempic® user Chelsea Handler
|by Anonymous||reply 559||January 28, 2023 1:00 AM|
I like gummies.
|by Anonymous||reply 560||January 28, 2023 1:28 AM|
I’m mad as hell
|by Anonymous||reply 561||January 28, 2023 2:06 AM|
My new vape toy requires maintenance and it’s a sticky gooey mess. You don’t take them in for service.
|by Anonymous||reply 562||January 28, 2023 2:15 AM|
I thought by watching Endeavour Series 1 Episode 1 I was seeing the young Morse’s introduction, but NOOOOOOO. I have to look for the pilot episode which preceded 1/1 and is not available on Amazon Prime without a separate subscription to a PBS streaming service. So confusing.
|by Anonymous||reply 563||January 28, 2023 10:30 PM|
I found it on the PBS app. It’s not even listed as the pilot but as “Special.” Perhaps it was originally produced as a one-off film. The solution to the murder involves crosswords and opera. DCI Thursday is the Gov, but no one else at the station in the beginning of the series is there. Not even Strange. I suppose that’s why 1/1 begins with Bright’s arrival, talking about cleaning house.
|by Anonymous||reply 564||January 29, 2023 12:40 AM|
I am heading out to drop off three bags of stuff I want to get rid of. I can probably fill three more bags but that would be whelming. This is a good start.
|by Anonymous||reply 565||January 29, 2023 2:33 PM|
It’s going to be a patty melt with salad tonight, but I need cooked rice for tomorrow. Rice Cooker super powers activated.
|by Anonymous||reply 566||January 30, 2023 12:20 AM|
I should have questioned the amount of white pepper in those pork potstickers I made.
|by Anonymous||reply 567||January 30, 2023 12:24 AM|
I think I might be pregnant, although I can't imagine how.
|by Anonymous||reply 568||January 30, 2023 12:26 AM|
Love that ass baby with what little time you share, R568.
|by Anonymous||reply 569||January 30, 2023 12:28 AM|
R567 white pepper makes my mouth itch.
|by Anonymous||reply 570||January 30, 2023 12:54 AM|
I never knew there was such a thing as white pepper. LSNED.
|by Anonymous||reply 571||January 30, 2023 1:01 AM|
Yes, R571. And for some people there is even more they can learn every day than the average person, apparently.
|by Anonymous||reply 572||January 30, 2023 1:10 AM|
I already knew about white pepper, but I just learned what LSNED means!
LSNED indeed r571!
|by Anonymous||reply 573||January 30, 2023 1:41 AM|
It’s “Skeleton Key” for my Sunday 9pm movie. I get to vape nicotine every time Gena Rowlands lights up.
|by Anonymous||reply 574||January 30, 2023 5:05 AM|
I loved "The Skeleton Key", what a great film in a very spooky atmosphere.
|by Anonymous||reply 575||January 30, 2023 10:30 PM|
^ that is a good scary movie
Kate Hudson before she got fat.
Geena Rowlands before she got...to be 92 years old.
|by Anonymous||reply 576||January 31, 2023 2:05 PM|
It's damp and foggy here...a good time to watch a scary movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 577||January 31, 2023 2:06 PM|
I've thought that Gena Rowland's role in that movie is kind of a metaphor for gay me...
I'll tell you why...but SPOILER ALERT if you haven't watched it...
(She's always looking for a new, younger, and more attractive body)
|by Anonymous||reply 578||January 31, 2023 2:14 PM|
[quote]It's damp and foggy here...a good time to watch a scary movie.
Fuck you. I keep the air here in pristine condition!
|by Anonymous||reply 579||January 31, 2023 2:44 PM|
R579- It's Mariel
|by Anonymous||reply 580||January 31, 2023 5:41 PM|
Free fucks! Free fucks!
|by Anonymous||reply 581||January 31, 2023 10:44 PM|
I’m not going to take out the recycling tonight. I’ll just take out twice as much in two weeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 582||February 1, 2023 5:28 AM|
I have an ingrown hair on the back of my thigh that is very painful
|by Anonymous||reply 583||February 1, 2023 5:52 AM|
My doctor is 94 years old.
|by Anonymous||reply 584||February 1, 2023 1:30 PM|
Race to the finish r584?
|by Anonymous||reply 585||February 1, 2023 2:06 PM|
In about 18 minutes I shall be taking my 4.2 mile walk. It's only 27 degrees this morning so I better take my gloves and my neck warmer.
|by Anonymous||reply 586||February 1, 2023 2:11 PM|
I always laugh a little when r586 posts about his 4.2 mile walk.
|by Anonymous||reply 587||February 1, 2023 2:15 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 588||February 1, 2023 2:15 PM|
Reminder of our premature continuation.
|by Anonymous||reply 589||February 1, 2023 2:29 PM|
Honey on buttered toast this morning with just enough coffee grounds to make a half pot of coffee. It’s percolating now. Will the coffee be weak?
|by Anonymous||reply 590||February 1, 2023 3:02 PM|
[quote]I have an ingrown hair on the back of my thigh that is very painful
Get PRID salve from any drugstore. If you want to be whelmed, and I mean really whelmed, allow it to get super infected.
|by Anonymous||reply 591||February 1, 2023 5:03 PM|
It was cold, so I wore wool socks to stretch some tight boots. I’m hopping in the shower; I can smell my own feets.
|by Anonymous||reply 592||February 2, 2023 3:33 AM|
Had to have one of the showers worked on. I can still smell the plumbers. One of the smells I don't like.
|by Anonymous||reply 593||February 2, 2023 3:39 AM|
I'm going upstairs in a moment to lift weights- Looking HOT is hard work- I've lost 50 pounds since May 2021 . I was lifting weights when I was a FAT WHORE too but now I'm very careful about what I eat. I'm 57 years old so I don't know who's going to find me hot but I make the effort anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 594||February 2, 2023 3:49 AM|
Is there a new thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 595||February 2, 2023 6:25 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 596||February 2, 2023 6:27 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 597||February 2, 2023 6:42 AM|
R594 is whelming me. I don't come here to be whelmed.
Maybe the new thread will be more serene.
|by Anonymous||reply 598||February 2, 2023 7:39 AM|
My cat just gave me a silent meow. Like actually vocalizing it would be too much effort. Kind of the cat equivalent to a head nod humans give instead of saying hi.
|by Anonymous||reply 599||February 2, 2023 2:51 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 600||February 2, 2023 2:53 PM|