Will Todd Chrisley survive prison?

What exactly did they do?

There is no doubt in my mind this man is a big MO and might have the time of his life.

R1 Took out loans using false names and businesses. Fraud. 30 million.

Why did he have his own TV show? He seems like a nonentity to me. I only saw a minute or two here and there and did not get the appeal.

I remember when his reality show started. I'd never heard of him and wondered how and why he had a show. I still can't figure it out. Was he "someone"?

He's Charlie Nobody, that's who!

It's a country club. Sunday brunch?

Couldn't happen to a more deserving douche.

Why do you care, OP?

He's not spending the next 10 years at Riker's. Sounds more like boot camp. With communal showers and a gym. She'll be fine.

The whole situation makes you wonder who will take care of son Grayson (16) and granddaughter Chloe (10). Faye likely isn't up to it; Savannah (25) and Chase (26) are too immature, although I suppose they might do in a pinch. Who does that leave?

(OT: My favorite "character" on the show was Savannah's hockey stud, Nic, who apparently is no longer in the picture.)

[quote] Chrisley could pick up a new hobby or two during his stay.

That’s if he’s lucky. An untreatable STD or two is more likely.

[quote]My favorite "character" on the show was Savannah's hockey stud, Nic

What a surprise.

Will they be allowed to attend Chase's wedding?

This "prison" is little more than a dormitory with a yellow "stripe" painted at the edge of the property (all the way around the property)......if you cross the yellow line, that was an escape attempt.......if you are not in your dorm during roll call, that is an escape attempt.....otherwise it is kind of like living in a public housing development with a bunch of guys you don't know....and eating horrible, horrible hospital food.......it will be a HUGE change of lifestyle for him........he WILL NOT enjoy it one bit......

He'll do less than half that time with parole and good behavior OP.

R16 Doesn't Federal prison require at least 85% of the sentence to be complete, even with parole and good behaviour?

[quote] There is no doubt in my mind this man is a big MO and might have the time of his life.

He's definitely gay. Federal prison sounds like easy time. I sometimes work with inmates in state jail / state prison and that's a different story. It's the length of time that will get to him.

No hair dye, no Botox, no fillers, no more cosmetic dentistry.

He might end up losing weight and getting in shape, though.

R17. That is correct. He will not be out in a year or two. He must serve 85% of his sentence.

Country Club Prison. Even his lawyer said the other day "If I had to go to prison, Todds is the one I would choose". Nightline mopped them up last week.

[quote]r6 He's Charlie Nobody, that's who!

I’m tired of hearing about how great Dr. Phil is!

They should have called the show, "My Gay Dad".

Is there a difference between buff and prison buff?

Christ, he ugly and gay as the day is long.

R24. Without Botox for the next 12 years he's about to get alot uglier. Curious as to why the wife was assigned to a medical facility/prison camp at the last minute.

Because she's a rich white bitch and had a fake mental breakdown. If she were a poor black ho she would have arrived at prison on time.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

I've noticed in the past few weeks that reruns of their ridiculous TV show have stopped on E and Bravo.

Rape can happen in all prisons...

His ass is bout to be torn up. Ain't no lube in jail either. His prison name is Fifi.

How does one take out a loan using false names. They essentially had to be stealing innocent people's social security numbers. And if so they should be locked away for life.

R30, The prison he is going to men don't get raped.

Yes, and perversely the freaking fuck will have every fucking network after him for a reality show. He is SO freaking gay. That will be part of his comeback shit. Look for him to to go through a self-discovery of gayness as part of the comeback when he gets out in a year.

Yes, that's right. He will be out sometime in 2024, and out of the closet also.

R33, you've nailed it. That's exactly how this will play out.

R32 what about consensual homosex?

R5, I think the whole shtick was that this big flamboyant millionaire was married to a woman with a shit load of kids. And then the southern thing gave it twist, like is he gay or just a Nellie southern dude. He had that larger than life personna, and networks saw something they thought, in my opinion, would be like the next Kardashians or Nick and Jessica.

R35, Likely. That goes in all prisons or any setting where men, regardless of orientation, are unable to have access to women.

R13 Savannah has been given the kids

I see an unsupervised Grayson going off the deep end . He really didn't want to be a part of the show, but, as a small child, had no choice. Too bad, because he is the only Chrisley who is not an attention-seeking whore.

R30 You can't rape the willing, honey.

R33 Maybe he'll transition to a woman in that reality show. Call it "Belle of the No Balls". He can run around saying things like "fiddle dee dee" and fanning himself like Aunt Pitty Pat.

For the hundredth time: It’s a federal sentence and he has to serve 85% of it before he can even be considered for release. He won’t have a new reality show within a year, but maybe in 10 years.

It goes on in all prisons, boarding schools, all male colleges and the military. Todd is open for business! He will love getting that regular dick so much he'll never even be able to pretend to like pussy ever again.

Maybe he will win an appeal. I want a new series where they are dirt poor and the kids have to work and they have to live in squalor.

I bet Louis Theroux will do a show about them.

Why should the kids have to suffer?

No more filming Chase in the shower for Todd.

Tod Chrisley will be in this country club of a prison for at least ten years and 73 days. This means that he will be eligible for parole no sooner than March 31, 2033.

It's an easy prison he's going to, but that's a long time to be away.

He deserves it.

Todd is too ugly to be raped. He may have dalliances with other fat Mos. Guys who are raped in prison are small or femme like.

No one gets raped at FPC Pensacola.

They do offer intramural sports, weight training and fitness, music, and crafts. Inmates can also play racquetball, bocce ball, and horseshoes. Movies are shown weekly in the camp's theaters.

Funny story, when Bey first came out as a solo artist that fall she was doing a show in NYC. My mom's old boss used to be involved in concert promotion, shows what have you. He said Bey was all giggles and smiles, seemingly this shy girl next door. He went up to her and started singing, 🎶 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and there like 🎶. Anyways she rolled her eyes and walked away seething. He thought that Kelis song was her. He didn't know better; he was a middle aged white man in the early aughts.

Omg DL is going to ban me for mixing up my threads. This stupid trash Samsung. I'm getting a google phone. IPhones are trash too.

"I would never have sex with Mark Braddock, he looks like a toad."

Isn't this kind of like the Oscar Wilde defense: "I didn't kiss him because he was ugly."

R46 My guess is the kids need to suffer because they are spoiled, worthless pieces of shit. Now, that is not entirely their fault. They got a damn side show carnie act as parents. But a bit of good ol' suffering will do them good. Maybe they will amount to something on their own someday. But only if they work hard. Time to wake up and smell that mothafucking coffee, Chrisley family.

He’ll be the Cellblock Bossy Bottom.

[quote]Maybe he will win an appeal. I want a new series where they are dirt poor and the kids have to work and they have to live in squalor.

You do realize if they are actually on a reality show they are getting paid, and not minimum wage.

I wonder if he'll grow tits in prison like Richard Speck.

"Ah look Savannah, yew no longuh got thee nye-cest rack in thee famly."

[quote][R46] My guess is the kids need to suffer because they are spoiled, worthless pieces of shit.

Which one is a piece of shit, the 16 yr old or the 10 yr old?

R58 All of the children.

He will be out in 2024. Fact.

[quote]r50 No one gets raped at FPC Pensacola. They do offer intramural sports, weight training and fitness, music, and crafts. Inmates can also play racquetball, bocce ball, and horseshoes. Movies are shown weekly in the camp's theaters.

Why do prisons like that even exist?

[quote]All of the children.

The twink seems to be the only non-fake one of the bunch.

Oh, and FPC Pensacola also has a Sunday brunch.

No kidding.

I know plenty of people living on the streets of Boston who would find FPC Pensacola a luxury getaway.

Idiot at R64.

Sure. She knows "plenty" of people living on the streets.

What a poser. Every breath it takes.

R65, care to say anything else? You don't think I know "plenty" of people living on the streets?

It's 'poseur' by the way.

Really, you're the idiot. But I'm dying to hear more.

Also, R65, using 'she' and then 'it' shows was a little girly bitch you are.

Now answer my question above.

Anyone hear how he's doing? Are the cakes acceptable at the afternoon tea?

He'll enjoy playing "train" in prison...He can make some knee pads during arts and craft class!

[quote] Why did he have his own TV show?

Because a large percentage of TV viewers in the US are lovers of shit programming.

My prediction is that they will divorce at some point. If you can divorce a spouse while you and the spouse are both in prison they'll probably split up in a couple of years. Face it, once she gets out of prison she's not going to wait years more for him.

He'll not only survive......he will THRIVE!

If he hasn't already, he'll soon be flitting around the prison yard singing "yummy yummy yummy, I got cum in my tummy"

It won't be long before Todd will need a support garment to hold his prolapsed poonanny. Maybe wearing a jock strap backwards will give him the support he'll need.