This is a real movie poster from an actual Hollywood studio, y’all.
Chris Pine’s Dungeons and Dragons will be a career killer
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 26, 2023 6:27 PM|
I am sure it will be a perfectly fine moving picture show.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||December 5, 2022 2:28 PM|
He was never any great shakes as an actor…next stop, LIFETIME.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||December 5, 2022 2:29 PM|
Yeah, they got a lot of big-ish name stars, but it looks terrible.
Given how poorly the last D&D movie did, without a much clearer marketing that differentiates it from your run of the mill sword and sorcery movie, few people are going to go running to see it.
The trailers look awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||December 5, 2022 2:30 PM|
This is a movie with no audience. No one who doesn't play D&D gives a shit, and anyone who [italic]does[/italic] play D&D is going to be super-critical of the slightest wrinkle. These people are the hardcore nerds. They eat Marvel fanbois for breakfast.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||December 5, 2022 3:17 PM|
Wow people will make any shit a movie these days
|by Anonymous||reply 5||December 5, 2022 3:24 PM|
R4 nailed it.
There are people who are going to ask "what rule set are they using? That is no longer true in the 5th edition etc."
|by Anonymous||reply 6||December 5, 2022 3:47 PM|
I can't imagine this is going to be of interest to D&D players, either, but I'm kind of out of the loop on RPGs these days. Last I knew, though, they shrugged off the films in the same way they shrug off D&D board games, as not being anything really worth acknowledging.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||December 5, 2022 4:29 PM|
[quote]They eat Marvel fanbois for breakfast.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||December 5, 2022 4:31 PM|
GRAPHIC DESIGN IS OUR PASSION
|by Anonymous||reply 9||December 5, 2022 4:45 PM|
In whatever medieval parallel universe this takes place, there fortunately seems to be a lot of hair gel.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||December 5, 2022 4:47 PM|
The comic book movies were hit and miss, even stuff like Superman and Batman that did well the first couple movies.
The didn't consistently become juggernauts until Iron Man.
I can see the uninitiated execs at studios thinking that any medieval knights and sorcery movie has an audience after LotR and GoT.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||December 5, 2022 4:54 PM|
Ooh I hope him and the Black guy with the big sword make out.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||December 5, 2022 6:03 PM|
Of course they only made this to piggyback on the popularity of LOTR and GOT. It looks dreadful.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||December 28, 2022 6:34 PM|
Shocked they left out stars like the rock, who claim they are really into D&D because it might be a help to have actual players be in the movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||December 28, 2022 6:37 PM|
Hugh Grant looks weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||December 28, 2022 7:00 PM|
Hugh Grant must have some gambling debts to pay off or something
|by Anonymous||reply 16||December 28, 2022 7:25 PM|
Chris Pine and Michelle Rodriguez? This will be gayer than a bag of dicks
|by Anonymous||reply 17||December 28, 2022 7:26 PM|
By now, Chris Pine is one of those guys even your Aunt Edna in Bumfucke is pretty sure is gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||December 28, 2022 7:28 PM|
More films with Nepo Babies!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||December 28, 2022 8:10 PM|
Poor Rege-Jean Page! I bet "Bridgerton" is looking pretty good now. Hollywood buzz is so fleeting. He did a David Caruso.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||December 28, 2022 8:17 PM|
r20 they all think they're going to be major movie stars. And then reality hits that they never should've left their big hit show.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||December 28, 2022 8:33 PM|
In RJP’s case he was only going to be brought as a minor character in subsequent seasons
Still, he likely damaged his reputation.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||December 28, 2022 9:26 PM|
Dungeons and Dragqueens (the Stephen Sondheim Story) might be more fun
|by Anonymous||reply 23||December 28, 2022 9:38 PM|
Might be hard to believe, but the poster and trailers fit right in with some of the more comedic superhero/fantasy movies, like Thor Ragnorak. Those are big hits, even if older audiences/non-fanboys don't really care for them. Yes, D&D is a game, but fits in the genre.
A few jokes combined with showing off some nice atmosphere and creature effects is basic for this genre of fantasy/action.
Whoever is marketing this knows exactly what they need to do to attract comic book fans. These movies can't rely on hardcore nerds alone for profits: there aren't enough of them on Earth.
R16, maybe Hugh realizes playing the fantasy villain is fun, easy, and pretty lucrative? As well as paying off old debts.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||December 29, 2022 12:07 AM|
This movie looks excruciating. Just sitting through the trailer was a chore. And Chris Pine has a Southern California accent in everything he does.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||January 23, 2023 9:22 PM|
Was the previous Dungeons and Dragons movie a Uwe Bill production?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||January 26, 2023 12:47 AM|
[quote]R26: Was the previous Dungeons and Dragons movie a Uwe Bill production?
Nope. Gerry Lively. The first one was directed by Courtney Solomon.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 26, 2023 6:27 PM|