Title suggestions for Streisand's autobiogrpahy ?

UGLY

Always on the Right Side

Shades of White.

My Good Side.

Actress Who Sings.

Woman In Love (With Herself)

Scenes from a Mall

I Feel Like a Faggot (And I Birthed One).

Buttah Face

Don't Tell Me Not to Live

Annoying Girl

The Way We Write.

[R7] 'Scenes From A Mall' ? I think you're getting her mixed up with Bette Midler who starred in that atrocious movie.

How are you not know about my personal mall!

SHREW

"The Nose Knows"

"I've Always Had a Nose for Show Business"

[Quote] Scenes From A Mall' ? I think you're getting her mixed up with Bette Midler who starred in that atrocious movie.

Babs has her own mall, hon.

For this megalomaniac, I’d say ‘ME’ but I’m guessing Kate Hepburn would be reluctant to share with Babs another milestone, even if from beyond the grave.

Perhaps ‘Moi’.

The Good Book, Barbra

I Was So Ugly As A Child (I Never Got A Doll)

Not So Funny Cunt

It's coming out next spring on her birthday, OP.

A Piece of I

Everything Was Almost Coming Up Roses

To All The Men I've Loved Before (Who Were Out Of My League)

[quote]It's coming out next spring on her birthday, OP.

That's what was said last year. It was to be released on her 80th Birthday. It wasn't.

BTW, I think [R16] has won the thread, but keep it coming !

My Life as an Underdog

"The A, and I"

My fans could overlook my nose so why can't you?

"Nose Hair"

By the star who is best known for her face & her coiffure.

Mentl

I AM ME

"Get the name right bitches!"

Exhausting

"Stoney End"

'My Good Side' by BS. Based on her notorious behavior for sitting in the interviewers' seats on talk shows. The mall puns are also golden. Any autobio of herd would be sweetened and candy-coated, anyway.

PAPA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Second Hand Prose.

She can finally be the beneficiary:

The Streisand Effect

Like Grains of StreiSAND!

Hello Gorgeous

My birthday just happens to be 4/24/52. Marked from birth to be gay!

NUTS!

The Most Important Life in All of Human History, by the Woman who Lived It

“Like Buttah”

“I’m the Greatest Star”

Can she re-use My Name is Barbra?

"The Queen of Cheap"

A Me Grows In Brooklyn

The Way it Was….as remembered by Barbra Streisand

Angelina Scarangella Tells All!

"New York, New York" or "Rent-a-Cop"

Only My Good Side

Yenta writes a book - "It's All About Me!!!!!!"

Evergreen

The Mirror Has Two Noses

A Schnozz is Born.

Hello, Gorgeous (what she said to her Oscar)

Mentl

"Malibu Barbra: The Star, The Myth, The Legend"

Barbra's Bible

[italic]Bitch, Bitch, Bitch[/italic] by Barbra Streisand

I Believe in the Power of Monochromatic Frames as a Background for the Truth of the Moment

Simply Barbra.

Too Ugly for Ice Cream

A Nose for Noise

I Want Another Expensive Piece Of Art.

Nothing Left Unchewed.

I Got The Goy- My Journey

"The Way We Bore" (takeoff on her film with Redford)

It's Either This or Another Tour...

"If a Girl Isn't Pretty"

MAD magazine wants its 1973 spoof title back, R68.

Send in the Clones

Call Me Barbra.

Don't Forget Me

Sub-title Especially those under 45 who have no idea who I am

R74 Her fans need a memoir to remind themselves of who she is because they have THE dementia!

Like Butter!

Relic

I've Never Heard of You Either! by Barbra Streisand

A Lazy Woman

A Bore is Starred

[quote]A Me Grows In Brooklyn

LOVE THIS !!!!!!

Mom Always Liked Roslyn Best: A Lifetime of Complaints

I was a cheap assed cunt.

"For Babs Sake."

LOWENSTEIN: My Story

Forever Ugly

From Brooklyn to Queens

“Never Really Funny Girl: My Life as a dramatic actress who sings”

“OY” !

"As Ever - ME!"

“Unpretty: A Memoir”

"A Nose for Genius"

"Simply Me"

On a glitter-flecked faux-alabaster dust jacket over a giant-format coffee table book bound in vintage cream-colored Corinthian leather with gold lettering and gold and silver silk-ribbon book marks.

I was molested

I wonder what the cover will look like. Babs in her youth or the over plastic surgery altered Babs that she likes so much.

I can just see the marketing for it: “Avigdor! wait no more! At last the Streisand autobiography is here!”

[Quote] I wonder what the cover will look like.

Barbra, Barbra: A Young Girl’s Journey From Midwood to Malibu

[bold]Barbra's After-40 Guide to Sex Like Butter. With James Brolin.[/bold]

On A Clear Day You Can See...Flatbush.

My Left Face.

Singing power-mad asshole

Wasted Breath

How about "Enough is Enough?" Second choice: "The Mirror Has Had Two Face Lifts!"

^^How about Enough of that two faced butch in the mirror?

I Paint Microphones

Funny Old Bag

My Life with Barry Dennen.

Nuts

[quote]My Life with Barry Dennen.

There's probably A LOT about that in Streisand's autobiography. She claims they were never a "couple" nor slept together.

The title will be "Memories" or "Mem'ries" since she's big on singing about her 'memories'.

I can't imagine Dennen ever sleeping with Babs simply because his desires lay elsewhere though I can imagine Babs wanting very much to sleep with him. And it turned out she could have the most magnetic and handsome of men. What man who listens to Fanny Brice wants to sleep with a woman? Maybe in 1928.

Not bad, R111.

[italic]The Mirror Has Two Filters: Too Ugly for Ice Cream

"Avigdor, WAIT! My Lessons On Life And Love"

The book is delayed because Barbra can't find a font that matches the motif of her writing room.

[Quote] And it turned out she could have the most magnetic and handsome of men.

Could she have had those men without her fame and fortune?

Um, no.

Malibu Barbra

A Boeing tried to land on my nose!

Did anyone else hear the rumor that she used to have a sycophant follow her around to whisper in her ear how great she was?

One Very Special Person

At Least My Hands Are Beautiful

The Biography Album

My Heart Belongs To Me

Buy this Book, Peons (My Mall Needs Remodeling).

[quote]I can't imagine Dennen ever sleeping with Babs simply because his desires lay elsewhere though I can imagine Babs wanting very much to sleep with him

Dennen later married a woman, so his "desires" didn't have much to do with his behavior for a while. I can imagine Barbra wanting to sleep with him for career advancement if there was any, but really, Dennen was a FUG.

Dennen was better looking than her, at least.

"Hello, Barby!"

R111 "Mem'ries" is PERFECT.

Fucker Face

Control

Don’t hate me because I’m ugly

Rose’s Turn: A Gypsy Life

I don't think many gypsies live in compounds of mansions in Malibu with private shopping malls connecting them underneath.

[quote]Did anyone else hear the rumor that she used to have a sycophant follow her around to whisper in her ear how great she was?

She still has the same one. He's called James Brolin.

Funny Crone

Jinglebellsjinglebells

That'll Be $39.95 And It Wouldn't Kill Ya to Add a Tip Either!

My Son Will Come Out Tomorrow: Notes from the Prince of Tides set.

"Secondhand Barbra: You'll Cry a River Over Me"

My Coloring Book (All Off White).

R70 was joking but it's actually a pretty good title.

I Cloned My Dog, I'm Next

She had a career with Sidney Chaplin before Funny Girl even opened. And I doubt Omar Sharif and Ryan O'Neal were interested in her fortune. They did not marry her. Yes her fame, talent and personal charisma were important. When she turned on the charm I have no doubt she was enormous fun to be with. And we can see from Owl she had a very nice body.

They fucked the woman who was the reason they had a job...

She had an average body.

Has Time Rewritten Every Line?

The Way I Am

From Yentl to Yenta by Babs

My Name is Barbra

Funny Lady

The Way I Still Am

The Main Event

For Barbra's Sake

"Groomer"

Mamma'ries

THE TRUTH

(Like anyone cares)

I know I'm a gay man and no expert on woman's bodies but it looks like a very nice appealing body to me. I mean you think a va va voom Jayne Mansfield body is the ideal female shape?

Me, Myself, I

Misty Watercolor Memories

"Evergreen: The Ageless Beauty Of Barbra Streisand"

Guilty

She could split it into two volumes:

Volume 1 - The Barbra Book

Volume 2 - Back to Barbra

"B.S.- I Love Me"

Babs Nose Best

A Nose for It

Oh, My Mall I Love It So

The Streisand Effect

r164 meet r39

R158, I hope Babs devotes a chapter about how her hairstylist achieved those frizzies on her thin, flat, straight hair.

R157, love the thought; technically, it's Misty Water-Colored Memories

Evergreen

The Mirror Has Two Faces, Three Chins, and a Saggy Ass

I Can Get It For You Wholesale, My Life

Sweet 'N' Saucy Streisand.

She'll call it Hello, Gorgeous. She won't be able to resist the allure of having the word "gorgeous" superimposed on her face on the book cover.

Of course, what she should call it is "Barbra is STILL My Name!"

So far I think the suggestions of "Memories" and "Evergreen" are very possible.

I Crimped My Hair and I Went Down the Stoney End

Let's Hear It For Me!

Alternate title: Ooblie Booblie

How Lucky Can You Get

"Wow, wow, wow, fellas... Look at the ol' girl now fellas..."

R166 “It got curlier as I got older.”

"I'm coming out of makeup, the lights already burning"

Very funny, R178. And fuller - she had more hair at 75 than she had at 25.

R180 it must be something she’s sensitive about.

You Don’t Bring Me Flowers…But you Will buy my book!

Daddy’s Girl

"People, Can You Hear Me ? "

HELLO GORGEOUS!

The Streisand Effect

"Harpo Marx Meets Barbra Streisand". She wore this dreadful frizzy Harpo Marx 'do for about 10 years.

An outline of her profile circa 1969. No words. Just the image on the cover, and spine.

^ That’s already been done

The Delicatessen Diaries

R189 that might be the point; recognition factor.

Tits & Ass: My Story

Bossyboots

[Quote] Tits & Ass

Voice 10, Looks 3.

[quote]that might be the point; recognition factor.

Yes. Since no one under 50 knows who she is.

"Seth Rogan's Mother In That Flop Movie You Gave In And Watched On Streaming."

Forty replies before we got "Hello, Gorgeous"?

Bro, are we even gay?

Where is "charlie? DEAD?

Give it to Me Wholesale With an Additional 50% Percent Off and I'll Take It

The Way I Is

Really. Keep it simple, Babs;

My Story

Second Hand Nose

I'll Never Be A Grandmother - But I DON'T Blame My Gay Son.

Just Leave Everything to Me

R203, I think she considers Josh Brolin's children her grandkids.

I Stayed too Long at the Fair

She seems very much to have wanted to be a grandmother and yes she considers Josh Brolin's kids to be her grandkids. I wonder how her son feels about this. Is he fine with it, does it make him feel a bit rejected and not measuring up to be the son she wanted?

I am the only son in my family and I have 3 sisters. And yes my parents tried to love me but it was a struggle for them and for me and the fact that I had no children as an only son caused a bitterness that did not openly express itself.

The title of all titles for Streisand's autobiography:

"A Bagel on a Plate Full of Onion Rolls".

Thread closed.

[quote]she considers Josh Brolin's kids to be her grandkids. I wonder how her son feels about this.

He feels absolutely fine and lives off his trust fund provided by his mother.

Bargain Bin

R207, your parents were mentally ill.

Not loving your kids because they didn’t have kids is narcissism. Shame on them.

Barbra with Only 2 "A's"

Yes my parents were mentally ill and total narcissists.

Pussy

If Only My Face Could Catch Up With My Nose

Barbra Joan of Malibu Farm

I am an Artist, not an Egotist

My Autobiography *

* though people today don't understand the difference between a biography and an autobiography

Sand. Like Sand on the Beach.

Barbrarians At The Gate

"With One Book (I Can Break Your Heart)"

Does she consider Josh Brolin's kids her grandkids -- or does she consider Josh Brolin's grandkids her grandkids?

How old are Josh Brolin's kids?

Second Hand Granny

I just watched her speech for the JFK School of Gov’t back and ‘94. Find it on YouTube. It’ll give you an idea of what is important to Streisand- she’s really not in reality, much of her image.

A Great Big Clump of Talent

Streisandisms

You Gained a Star!

R223, the little ones are GIRLS, the little girl(s) Barbra always wanted. She dresses them up like girly dolls. If one (or both) turns out to be a tomboy, Miss Streisand will PLOTZ.

It’s Barbra

BS: Wetter Than Ever

"See You Next Tuesday, The Barbra Streisand Story"

or

"Hat, Sir by Barbra Streisand"

Mecha-Streisand

The Nose and I

"Don't Pee on My Nose and Tell Me It's Raining"

Dirty Jew Cunt

Summer Me, Winter Me- Volume One

"Enough. Enough!"

Do-Re-ME-ME-ME!!!

"I Need $$$ For Another Painting."

Second Hand Nose

The Apple of My Father’s Eye

"Life Cycle of a Woman In Love Named Streisand"

BABTASTIC: My Loves, My Achievements

Barbra with a Z

Barbra With a Schnozz

"Songbird Streisand"

Was she dyslexic? 'Cause then "My Autobiogrpahy" would work fine.

The Days of Whining and Noses

You Think I'm a Cunt, Try Directing Bacall

The Demon Barbra of Fleet Street

Joanie From The Block

Flatbush Barbie

"Straight Outta Brooklyn"

And They Say I'm a Bitch! or You Should Have Met My Mother!

Interim reading, "The Mirror of Difference".

Garrett Stewart notes the gender and ethnic stereotypes that Streisand shattered as the first openly Jewish superstar,

Barbra, Please!

Not The Shiksa Next Door

She IS the ethnic stereotype

Pretty Woman.

The Memoir Has Two Faces

Isn't that Meghan's autobiography, R262?

My First 2,000 Men

Yoo Hoo, Mrs. Bloom -- Look Who's Kissing Robert Redford!

"Move Over, Judy Garland"

I Had A Hot Ass, But I Couldn't Live Forever

EGOTcha! My Life As A Superstar

by Barbra Streisand

I'm a Complete Original. Hear that Lena Horne and Judy Garland?

I don’t know about suggestions but I’d probably pick “Barbara Joan Streisand” as the title she might choose.

Old Bignose is back

Don’t Rain on My Palatial Malibu Estate!

Color Me Best-Seller

You Just Yhink You Hate Me.

And she’ll have a song by the same title released the same day as the book.

(Think)

The Streisand Affect

Enter Cunting

“It’s pronounced Strei-sand”

"No, I'm Not Kaye Ballard"

Oh, I can pronounce it perfectly. C-U-N-T.

Never Second Best

Dat’s Da Suck Job!

My Life from A to Me.

If a Girl Isn't Pretty

"My Incidentals Are Much Bigger Than Two Lentils"

"On A Queer Day, You Can Read My Memoir Forever"

"People, Can You Hear Me ?"

In a Streisand State of Mind

Give Me Your Money

On a Clear Day You Can See a Funny Girl Singing Hello Dolly Forever

40 cents ouch!

Hello Gorgeous!

ME ME ME, all about ME!

The Way I Was

Santa Barbra

Diana Always Said Don't

I Can Get It For You Retail: Scenes from the Mall of My Life

Funny Girl

A Nose By Any Other Name

Spare'd

It's here!

R45 wins.

Is she using an old pic for the cover?

The Pre-Dick-Tions of Nostril-Domus

I've Got a Mustache, You Need a Beard! When Streisand Met Don Johnson

Sue Mengers on Permanent Hold

Scenes From a Mall in My Basement

OP, you forgot "A Bore is Starred" :-)

I ME MINE

(George Harrison)

Or how about "They Call Me Me-Me."

The Jewess Speaketh

Told you bitches ~ see my post at R45.

I gave you credit, R310.

🎶 “My name is BAAAAAAR bruhh” 🎶

Major Barbra

R45 won!

The Way I Was

What's Up Doc?

The Main Event

Diana Wasn’t Kind

"Rue-Barb Pie".

As in you will rue the day you go for Barb's pie.

It's mine!

"Aren't You All Just Being Nosy?"

A Memoir For Peeping Toms Everywhere

“The Music That Makes Me Dance” would have been a great title.

The Art Purchases That Make Me Work

R319 - WHY?

Spill The Tea, Babs

"The Music That Makes Me Dance" has very little recognition amongst the general public. The song was cut from the movie.

"Don't Pinch My Nose. Don't Pinch These Cheeks."

BJs for All

Yentl Soup