Putin Shits Himself

Now, THAT'S what I call a MAN!

It would be great if we found out he eventually died a very painful death.

Wonder if someone gave him a great big shove down those stairs.

$10 says he and Trump shared advice on adult diaper brands.

So what. My husband makes the shit in his pants every day.

Miss me bitches?

Fell or was pushed?

Why do all our world leaders have problems with bowel control?

Do Trudeau and Macron, R7?

All? No, just the evil ones. They're full of shit.

Shittin Poops Himself

Poopin' Putin

Sounds like a Donald J Trump Saturday night

Windows are more effective than stairs (Ivana excepted).

I would hate to be so famous that soiling myself is news.

For some reason, I just thought of Office Space and this:

LOL I've been calling him Poo10 and Poo-tin for years! Am I precognitive?!!

No, R16, you just have a way with (a) word.

Shitler and Pooping Putin. Who wore it better?

Descalaefication!

“There’s only one way to rock,” stated Putin, a longtime Sammy Hagar fan.

It’s not even old age, it’s because he’s an inbred Mongolioid.

Hahahahaha!

He's lucky he didn't come down with a case of defenestration.

“Russian President Vladimir Putin fell down the stairs and soiled himself this week”

MARY!

(Translated from the Russian) “SIRI! FIRE THE NUKES!”

This is way off topic but I still get a little weirded out that he looked like this before all the plastic surgery about 15 years ago.

This is all working out very well for him.

When did I eat beets?

When did I eat beets?

It wasn't me! It was HIM!

😁 Seriously, Putin was showing off for guests at a state dinner by doing an imitation of his BFF Donald Trump, playing a few rounds on the Golf Course @ Mar-A-Lago.

I don’t care if it’s true or not, it’s fantastic propaganda. Oh, and I certainly hope it’s true and that he dies soon…while pooping himself.

Stinky bum!

Anus comradillus.

I really hope this is a sign that karma is coming for him.

Trump next, I hope.

Shits fired!

So how- exactly- do we know this?

We can smell it from here, r36.

🎸🥁🎤The beets go on. Yeah, the beets go on.

[quote] Why do all our world leaders have problems with bowel control?

Depends.

(applause)

It didn't have to happen.

Hope he dies soon.

R40 I don't get the Smothers Brothers connection but listened to it. Tom was adorable back in the day and played it a little "gay" in my opinion. Dick was the straight man. One could easily get a crush on the Tom Smothers type back in college.

I am fascinated that it looks like he has Parkinson's with the shaking, which is the same thing Hitler had.

This story may be just fabricated as part of the propaganda war.

The more important issue is that the bombs are still exploding.

IN HIS PANTS!

Too bad there wasn't an open window for him to fall out of.

Hope springs eternal.

Do you think it was a failed assassination attempt?

And how did it leak? Someone on the inside is trying to do him in.

[quote]And how did it leak?

Mainly out the leg sides, but a bit over the waist band.

"Why do all our world leaders have problems with bowel control?"

"Do Trudeau and Macron, [R7]?"

They do, but only for a couple of hours after fucking each other. Macron is usually a top, so his hole is a bit less ravaged...

Trump is 76 and Putin is 70. Not that surprising they would have health issues.

I saw it from my house.

I feel sorry for the panties he accidentally shit!!!

I like blue

BOMBS AWAY!!

Shitler II.

Pootin is such a pervert he probably loved sitting around in his own shit.

Shitty little PutinE.

What comes after him may be even worse.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

💩 [italic] Official Seal of the Russian Dick-Tater

If he dies in his own shit it will be the death he deserves.

Elon read this story and is uncontrollably crying.

A fitting end. I hope he’s fully aware of his body falling apart and the end coming soon.

"an anti-Kremlin Telegram channel with apparent links to his security team reported"

In related news, Putin's entire Security team has disappeared.

Too bad, so sad.

I wonder who he blamed it on and had murdered on the spot.

Big deal. Trump has been shitting in his diapers even before he ran for president.

[QUOTE]If he dies in his own shit it will be the death he deserves.

Extemporaneous shitting as a result of targetted, viscious tearing and disfiguring due to anal rape like that Colonel Muammar Gaddafi received is said to be Putin's greatest fear.

Who is to say he will not receive such treatment from those around him who resent the living hell out of him for fucking up their cozy, thieving lives with a totally tone deaf Ukraine invasion?

Bitch/fucker is a dead man walking.

Poopy Diaper Putin

Any photos or video?

Like Reagan in his final Alzheimer's befuddled days, it's very possible that Putin is being "guided" by both the voices screaming inside his head AND the voices whispering in his ears.

At this stage, who knows how much of what's happening is really him vs people surrounding him and manipulating him. Are the whispers mitigating his worst impulses or exacerbating them for their own purposes.

The fall of autocrats like Putin can be a double edged sword. While I think the world will likely be better off without him, I also recognize that his successor could be a whole lot worse. I mean, think of the type of lunatic that someone would have to be to be able to consolidate power after him to take control.

Maybe they all have bowel problems when they get off opiates. Once they pop that cork, kablooey.

Haha the picture in the original post looks like he's actually pooping his pants as that pictures being taken.

Vladismear Poopstain

(Hee!) ^^^

I saw it from my outhouse.

I smelled it from my porch.

Vlad's friend Julie suggested butter chicken for dinner and then told him that the 5th shot of vodka would be fine. She's such a cunt!

Poo Poo Putin!

Pooty Poop Poot.

Stealth scat recreation.

May it happen again, the soiling and the rolling, but let it be caught on film. Rootin' Tootin' Pootin Stumbles Down the Stairs One More Time! If the CIA are responsible for Putin's misfortune, I'd like to take a moment to thank and praise them. Well done!

Puny Putin Pulls a Potty Pratfall! Stay tuned!

I remember my mother saying that the neighborhood whore was “soiled”. Gosh, if only she had known about me.

He has only 6 months left to live. Taking Ukraine back is his ultimate goal so if Russia will not have won the war before his death, he will Iikely use nuclear as he would have nothing to lose by that time. He will die die to cancer in 2023 due to a very reliable source

When did I have borscht?

I'm actually glad to remove this vile piece of shit from my vile pieces of shit, but I still would list.

Falling downstairs? Pooping is pants... gross. It's like he's now a dried-up old queen now. bOnEr KillEr!

Vlad, get yourself a hot piece of ass like Hope Hicks. She hoses me down after the shits run down my leg, puts on a fresh pair of diapers, and then sucks me off. Afterwards I get TWO SCOOPS of ice cream and the MOST BEAUTIFUL chocolate cake!

Just don't have her buy cases of diapers at that socialist shithole Costco--they actually try and pay their workers a living wage. Buy them in bulk at Sams Club, it's still a capitalist paradise!

Ehehehhehe... Shitty Putin shit his pants. I hope his asshole prolapses and falls off !

I wonder if they'll tell us when he dies or will it be something similar to North Korea where they are clearly using a double.

I hope this happens multiple times a day to him and his minders let him sit and fester in his own foul mess of feces.

Didn’t one of the George Bushes do this at a state dinner abroad at one point?

Unfortunately I don't trust the source which is an out-of-country anti Putin guy.

Parkinsons, stomach cancer, bowel cancer, etc. ?? Seems excessive. Normally Putin goes to Switzerland for medical care

No, r92. GHWB threw up.

R94 It’s always out one end or the other, I guess George thought was more dignified?

I know a dictator who fell down the steps and shit himself.

And then he died.

Was he rushing the shitter when he had his spill?

Poison?

[quote] So what. My husband makes the shit in his pants every day.

How nice for you, summerguy.

Anyone see the movie The Death of Stalin?

Dookie!

Must have been Greg’s recipe

ffffttt!

Vladimir Putin To Undergo 'Emergency Colon Surgery' After Rumors Russian Leader Fell Down Stairs & 'Soiled Himself'

[quote] Due to his ongoing health problems, Putin is purportedly planning to step down from power “in the next 13 months.”

I can't imagine his political rivals allowing him to live after stepping down. Whoever takes his place would want to cement his position by eliminating his predecessor. So if he's planning to step down, it'll be on his deathbed.

Why is Prince dead and this genocidal piece of shit still alive? If I thought God existed I swear I’d become a Satanist.

Tip to Russian oligarchs and government officials: No one's going to know he drank polonium tea if he's already collapsing and pooping on himself.

Let's get the show on the road.

I dont wish ill on anyone,but in this case I sincerely hope it colon cancer and he dies a miserable,screaming death.And I hope he releases all the receipts he has on trump out of sheer spite.

Soiled himself? Oh dear, I’m just clutching my pearls! LAUGHING 😂

"Emergency colon surgery" means cancer. Pootie must have neglected his coloscopies.

R110 He’s got a blown out hole!

The fall down the stairs loosened his prolapse and the doctors have to stuff it back in, again.

What the fuck?

R113, I guess fucking is the root of the problem here. Someone has been plowing Putin's ass too much, resulting in anal incontinence.

So much for his dreams of living forever and reunifying the great soviet union of his bygone glory days.

Thanks to Vlad, the country's coffers and defenses have been bled dry, the world hates Russia again, Russia is seen as dying on the vine, Finland finally felt empowered enough to reject it and apply to join NATO, the little comedian-actor rival Vlad is an worldwide hero, and Putin is poopin' his pants like the only ally he has left, Donald J. Trump, who no doubt is mere days away from announcing "I like dictators who don't shit their pants! I like dictators who don't get ass cancer!"

Great life choices, Vladimir.

I believe Putin started planning to invade Ukraine after he learned he had advanced or terminal cancer. While it was delusional thinking to turn back the hands of time to before the Soviet Union collapsed, it was also because of their inability to have so much of the government's revenue go to military in order to keep up with the USA< which they never could anyway.

The end is delicious. How satisfying it is to see shitty Poopooty get his.

Сюрприз терминальный анал!

LOLOLOLOLOL, R118

r119

The US House of Representatives introduced a resolution calling for Russia's expulsion from the UN Security Council.

Russia has violated the UN Charter by waging a war of aggression, which casts doubt on its right to a seat in the Security Council, the resolution reads.

They should introduce a resolution calling for Putin to wear biodegradable diapers.

[quote] a seat in the Security Council

Which will apparently have to be hosed down after he leaves.

He’s probably inbred so it’s a genetic thing.