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Simon Cowell's new face is nightmare fuel

Was he under the car with Jay Leno when the burning gasoline spewed out?

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by Anonymousreply 245February 2, 2023 2:12 PM

Fucking hell!

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2022 9:19 PM

WTF is that link?

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2022 9:20 PM

LOL, R2 -- there's always pearl clutching and fainting onto the divan when someone links to the NY Post or Daily Mail, so I chose the first link that had a good photo that WASN'T them.

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2022 9:22 PM

JFC. He looks like Jackie Earle Haley in that dastardly Nightmare on Elm Street remake from a decade or more back.

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by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2022 9:23 PM

I can’t get beyond that hideous hairpiece he’s been wearing for 20 years now.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2022 9:24 PM

Why does someone with as much money as Simon Cowell get such bad plastic surgery?

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2022 9:25 PM

I don't think that's him @ OP

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2022 9:25 PM

Lots of Botox and filler. People just don’t know when to tone it down.

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2022 9:26 PM

He needs a paper bag.

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2022 9:26 PM

Hold me Dr. Kervorkian, I'm scared.

by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2022 9:27 PM

"I'll have what Kenny Rogers had!"

by Anonymousreply 11December 1, 2022 9:29 PM

Who's face is MORE of a nightmare his or Bob Newhart?

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by Anonymousreply 12December 1, 2022 9:30 PM

Going to the same clinic as Jocelyn and Madonna

by Anonymousreply 13December 1, 2022 9:30 PM


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by Anonymousreply 14December 1, 2022 9:30 PM

BOGO is a bad idea for cosmetic procedures

by Anonymousreply 15December 1, 2022 9:31 PM

Even his lips look "done".

And for a man, that is ALOT of filler.

The worst are his eyes.

I keep hearing Mia Farrow screaming in Rosemary's baby.

by Anonymousreply 16December 1, 2022 9:32 PM

he finally got the face he deserves, and he paid for it!

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by Anonymousreply 17December 1, 2022 9:33 PM

he's hot

by Anonymousreply 18December 1, 2022 9:36 PM

It won't be long before he looks like this (he's almost there now...)

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by Anonymousreply 19December 1, 2022 9:37 PM

In that photo at r14, he looks like he's in the middle of a transformation from human into a werewolf.

by Anonymousreply 20December 1, 2022 9:37 PM

I'm broke and completely forgotten. I'm also grossly obese with worse plastic surgery than Simon Cowell.

by Anonymousreply 21December 1, 2022 9:38 PM

That hair. Dyed hamster-gold and too short to part down the middle. Hideous.

by Anonymousreply 22December 1, 2022 9:39 PM

R6 I think sometimes we are seeing them when it's not settled and then their dumb enough to still apply contouring makeup. They look ridiculous but his face is probably still healing.

by Anonymousreply 23December 1, 2022 9:41 PM

[quote]That hair

Oh, I thought it as an area rug.

by Anonymousreply 24December 1, 2022 9:42 PM

He got the heavy lids removed. That's the worst. So he looks like a freak.

by Anonymousreply 25December 1, 2022 9:42 PM

[quote]his face is probably still healing.

Well, it couldn't get much more injured looking.

by Anonymousreply 26December 1, 2022 9:43 PM

He’s hilarious.

I honestly don’t understand why anyone would do this. I prefer the prospect of getting old.

by Anonymousreply 27December 1, 2022 9:46 PM

Simon's using Peter Burns as his role model.

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by Anonymousreply 28December 1, 2022 9:46 PM

Simon's using Mr. Burns as his role model.

by Anonymousreply 29December 1, 2022 9:48 PM

Yet he kept that baboon butt hairdo?

by Anonymousreply 30December 1, 2022 9:49 PM

Too much filler!

by Anonymousreply 31December 1, 2022 10:31 PM

He looks...Simonized.

by Anonymousreply 32December 1, 2022 10:41 PM

Can cosmetic surgery actually make your eyes further apart?

by Anonymousreply 33December 1, 2022 10:41 PM

Why do people do this? Does he think he looks good? Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 34December 1, 2022 11:00 PM

[quote]That hair. Dyed hamster-gold and too short to part down the middle. Hideous.

Babe, that's clearly a reflection from the nearby light source. He's never ever parting with the black colour.

by Anonymousreply 35December 1, 2022 11:22 PM

Kenny Rogers redux

by Anonymousreply 36December 1, 2022 11:25 PM

Simon Cowell is aging gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 37December 1, 2022 11:31 PM

He looks hot actually for Satan

by Anonymousreply 38December 1, 2022 11:32 PM

Jesus Christ, the lips and the unnatural beard shape around them.

I guess he's going for the classic Emmett Kelly look.

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by Anonymousreply 39December 1, 2022 11:35 PM

This cannot be real.


by Anonymousreply 40December 1, 2022 11:36 PM

Oh hunny 🤡

by Anonymousreply 41December 1, 2022 11:40 PM

The Ultracuts haircut and v-neck Hanes T were tragic enough. The facial work is downright ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 42December 1, 2022 11:41 PM

Lol R39!

by Anonymousreply 43December 1, 2022 11:42 PM

We’ve said it a thousand times here: men with eye work will always look weird.

by Anonymousreply 44December 1, 2022 11:49 PM

Clooney doesn't look weird.

by Anonymousreply 45December 1, 2022 11:53 PM

Again?!? He got a ton of bad work done not that long ago. Guess he’s doubling down on the fug.

by Anonymousreply 46December 1, 2022 11:58 PM

From OP's article...

[quote] The TV mogul, 63, looked completely unrecognisable as he sported an incredibly smooth complexion, bright white teeth, and enhanced features which could have been a result of cosmetic work.

COULD have been a result of cosmetic work??!! Sure, Jan. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 47December 2, 2022 12:07 AM

I'm melting....MELTING!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 48December 2, 2022 12:09 AM

Maybe he had a stroke on both sides of his face.

by Anonymousreply 49December 2, 2022 12:17 AM

That’s a “no” from me, dawg.

by Anonymousreply 50December 2, 2022 12:18 AM

He looks like someone is using his skin as a suit, like the alien bug in Men in Black

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by Anonymousreply 51December 2, 2022 12:24 AM

He looks like the output of an AI photo generator.

by Anonymousreply 52December 2, 2022 12:26 AM

Mason Verger lives

by Anonymousreply 53December 2, 2022 12:29 AM

Simon, you look gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 54December 2, 2022 12:39 AM

She has always been the ugliest cunt to ever fall out of a poon. I have never hated someone as much as her looks. Puke.

by Anonymousreply 55December 2, 2022 12:56 AM

He clearly lost too much weight while having work done to his face. A recipe for disaster!

by Anonymousreply 56December 2, 2022 1:20 AM

Oh it's much more than that R56!

by Anonymousreply 57December 2, 2022 1:22 AM

So people who know this stuff - will the fuller and Botox fade/disappear over time so his face becomes normal again? I know Botox eventually wears off - and that to me is the most obvious thing. The drooping eyes and overly flat skin seem like Botox. If that wore of, does he return to seeming human?

by Anonymousreply 58December 2, 2022 1:27 AM

[Quote]Can cosmetic surgery actually make your eyes further apart?

He had a brow lift.

by Anonymousreply 59December 2, 2022 1:33 AM

Thierry Mugler's eyes looked further apart once he had that boxer's nose installed.

by Anonymousreply 60December 2, 2022 1:40 AM

To quote Diana Ross when Michael Jackson started with his plastic surgery in the 80s...

"Why is that boy foolin' with his face ?"

by Anonymousreply 61December 2, 2022 1:43 AM

His face is a tragedy. He should wear a bag permanently.

by Anonymousreply 62December 2, 2022 1:48 AM

He is still kind of hot. He looks like he has a big schlong sometimes too.

by Anonymousreply 63December 2, 2022 1:50 AM

He should've gone to see Lisle Von Rhuman instead.

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by Anonymousreply 64December 2, 2022 1:53 AM

Unfortunate creatures.

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by Anonymousreply 65December 2, 2022 1:55 AM

He looks like a mash-up of Don Jr. and Eric.

by Anonymousreply 66December 2, 2022 1:56 AM

The super rich are super weird.

They have no idea how freaky they look

by Anonymousreply 67December 2, 2022 2:05 AM

I agree the work is terrible, but isn't he closeted? Why did he not take care of his natural face as every self respecting gay man does?

by Anonymousreply 68December 2, 2022 2:06 AM

It's not weird. They're all told that it will "settle."

by Anonymousreply 69December 2, 2022 2:06 AM

Take care of his natural face?

by Anonymousreply 70December 2, 2022 2:07 AM

r67 the super rich know what they look like. The eye adjusts within the world of showbiz and the rich. Expensive faces and bodies and expensive upkeep are "worn" and evaluated and appreciated or not.

by Anonymousreply 71December 2, 2022 3:00 AM

This cannot be real.

by Anonymousreply 72December 2, 2022 3:05 AM

That is not Simon Cowell. Wth? If it is him, he finally got the face he deserves.

by Anonymousreply 73December 2, 2022 3:16 AM

From grifting to grafting.

by Anonymousreply 74December 2, 2022 3:19 AM

He looks like he got stung by a swarm of bees.

by Anonymousreply 75December 2, 2022 3:32 AM

The bees are coming, the bees are coming. Whew, their following that asshole!

by Anonymousreply 76December 2, 2022 3:40 AM

When dewy meets doughy.

by Anonymousreply 77December 2, 2022 3:42 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 78December 2, 2022 3:47 AM

I thougt Cowell resembled George Michael, but clearly Michael was more attractive.

by Anonymousreply 79December 2, 2022 3:51 AM

And to think I used to feel a flattered when people told me I looked him.

by Anonymousreply 80December 2, 2022 3:56 AM

A real life potato head.

I want to give meany a second chance, make over. Ditch the bad haircut and go gray. Shave the houseless guy, beard. Don oversized, eyeglasses. Get permanent makeup tattoos. Can he buy a new personality?

by Anonymousreply 81December 2, 2022 4:03 AM

When I saw the picture I couldn’t even remember what he looked like. There is no resemblance to his former face. It’s disturbing on many levels.

by Anonymousreply 82December 2, 2022 4:03 AM

He got the Kenny Rogers Roaster special.

by Anonymousreply 83December 2, 2022 4:04 AM

He he he ^.

by Anonymousreply 84December 2, 2022 4:05 AM

I think a full beard might actually help the situation. And some sunglasses and a hat.

by Anonymousreply 85December 2, 2022 4:08 AM

Proof positive that trying to beat time is a losing fight

by Anonymousreply 86December 2, 2022 4:11 AM

True, but why did they beat him up?

by Anonymousreply 87December 2, 2022 4:12 AM

Wow, that brow lift!

He went for the full "Nancy Pelosi".

by Anonymousreply 88December 2, 2022 4:17 AM

What a fuggo!

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by Anonymousreply 89December 2, 2022 4:17 AM

Are we sure that's really him or was his skin stolen and worn as a disguise by an alien bug creature? He looks like Edgar from the first "Men in Black."

by Anonymousreply 90December 2, 2022 4:22 AM

Oops...didn't see R51 beat me to it. Like minds.

by Anonymousreply 91December 2, 2022 4:25 AM

so many people write about cheap vs. expensive plastic surgery. As if spending a lot of money means you will get good results. ANY PLASTIC SURGERY can make the person look worse. And a small amount of people, especially those over 60, die on the table.

It took years for everyone to figure out that 1 in 3000 Brazilian butt lift patients died from the surgery. And imagine how many survivors came close to dying or had massive problems and disfigurement.

Every year, there are procedures that have been done for years that get taken off the market. And even then, some doctors continue to offer them.

by Anonymousreply 92December 2, 2022 4:30 AM

Fingers crossed that Scowell's lift settles like Melanie Griffith's did.

by Anonymousreply 93December 2, 2022 4:40 AM

It's the greed that disgusts me. You lived a very privileged and charmed life, why can't people let go of being hot and cool when it is no longer appropriate. It makes me think way less of them. Like, oh it was just all about that for you all along wasn't it.

by Anonymousreply 94December 2, 2022 4:43 AM

There's been something off about his features for ages now, but this is next level ugly. Whatever he stuck in his cheeks needs removing. He looks waxy (waxen?)

by Anonymousreply 95December 2, 2022 4:43 AM

Those fake bright white Chicklet teeth aren't helping either.

by Anonymousreply 96December 2, 2022 4:44 AM

How is this man so famous? I've never bought an album from any music acts he's associated with, nor have I watched any of his syndicated shows. How is he a thing?

by Anonymousreply 97December 2, 2022 4:48 AM

Conspiracy theorists say this is his clone and "plastic surgery" is the excuse to pass off malfunctions.

If only these people wrote novels instead of manifestos.

by Anonymousreply 98December 2, 2022 4:51 AM

And I don't know ANYONE who would admit to doing so, either.

by Anonymousreply 99December 2, 2022 4:56 AM

The problem with face work settling is that then it keeps settling and settling and you have to have it lifted all over again like Jane Fonda or Joan Rivers.

The Hollywood moral is we'd rather you look like some woebegone freakish accident than actually old which is the worst crime a human can commit.

by Anonymousreply 100December 2, 2022 4:58 AM

My complication had a little complication!

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by Anonymousreply 101December 2, 2022 5:04 AM

[Quote] It's the greed that disgusts me. You lived a very privileged and charmed life, why can't people let go of being hot and cool when it is no longer appropriate. It makes me think way less of them. Like, oh it was just all about that for you all along wasn't it.

No one wants to be thrown on the scrap heap.

No one is making threads about Debbie Harry's face lifts. It isn't the vanity that people abhors, it's bad results (e.g. Cowell, Kenny Rogers, Burt Reynolds).

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by Anonymousreply 103December 2, 2022 5:09 AM

Bitch isn't going to be judging anyone, anytime soon.

by Anonymousreply 104December 2, 2022 5:11 AM

[quote]ANY PLASTIC SURGERY can make the person look worse. And a small amount of people, especially those over 60, die on the table.

R92 Are you saying that he died on the table during surgery? That would explain a lot.

by Anonymousreply 105December 2, 2022 5:12 AM

If plastic surgery screws up and is more likely to make you unrecognisable I think of go for an entirely new look if I ever have it.

by Anonymousreply 106December 2, 2022 5:15 AM

Damn it!!!!! Is he auditioning for Mask 2? I was planning on that being my comeback role in 2024!

by Anonymousreply 107December 2, 2022 5:18 AM

"I'm melting! MELTING! Oh, what a world! What a world!"

by Anonymousreply 108December 2, 2022 5:21 AM

Dober-man redux.

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by Anonymousreply 109December 2, 2022 5:33 AM

Omg, he was actually handsome back in the 90s. What an idiot.

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by Anonymousreply 110December 2, 2022 10:42 AM

He's all kinds of ugly. What a vain, stupid man.

by Anonymousreply 111December 2, 2022 10:48 AM

I used to think he was so hot 💀

by Anonymousreply 112December 2, 2022 10:56 AM

The only way to explain this freak show that this cunt looks like now is that her face was actually removed and then she had some structural skull work done, after which it was re-attached. She looks exactly like the few people who've had an actual face transplant from a donor after some tragic accident.

by Anonymousreply 113December 2, 2022 11:58 AM

He looks like his plastic surgeon uses a blowtorch and angle grinder.

by Anonymousreply 114December 2, 2022 12:04 PM

Simon has never been good looking so I don't understand the vanity

by Anonymousreply 115December 2, 2022 12:06 PM

R102, no it is just that to me. it isn't the vanity it's the lack of something more meaningful in their lives at that point. don't you have a family to love or some birds at the park to feed at that point? if you're hot over the age of 40 I think of you as a monster, you hate your family and your kids etc.

by Anonymousreply 116December 2, 2022 1:39 PM

Listen to this frau cunt at 116. Not every man wants or needs an old parasite poon or rug rats to have meaning in their lives. Sometimes just fucking a few tight young bimbos will suffice.

by Anonymousreply 117December 2, 2022 2:18 PM

R117 I'm a straight man

by Anonymousreply 118December 2, 2022 2:44 PM

Well, I think this interesting. Women are constantly undergoing surgery to look younger because society judges them on their looks. Men are judged more by how much money they make (and their height). Thus, men are much less likely to have plastic surgery. Of those men who do have plastic surgery, it seems like most of them are gay.

But there have been some high-profile straight men having plastic surgery: Sylvester Stallone, Kenny Rogers, Simon Cowell. The problem is that plastic surgery has a feminizing effect on men's faces. But I think it's interesting that they're feeling the pressure that was previously reserved for women.

by Anonymousreply 119December 2, 2022 2:53 PM

R118 LOL. Straight men and blacks have never posted on here.

by Anonymousreply 120December 2, 2022 2:58 PM

Of course, R119. Plastic surgeons and cosmetics companies realized they were leaving fully half of their potential earnings on the table by not pushing this shit on men.

Where there's money, there's "changing attitude$" and "evolving beauty $tandards."

by Anonymousreply 121December 2, 2022 3:01 PM

R120 it's what I call "pay to gay". as in i pay datalounge for the privilege of posting to gay men. if you haven't noticed the rest of the internet is now fully schizophrenic and psycho.

by Anonymousreply 122December 2, 2022 3:03 PM

I agree with the previous poster that said it's not good to lose that much weight, while undoing procedures. Not only does he look like a wax figure but his eyes are too far apart now and he has a huge bobble head now too. Looking like a human lollipop isn't attractive.

Why do Simon and Gordon Ramsey insist on that tight t-shirt look constantly? It's like their uniform.

by Anonymousreply 123December 2, 2022 3:06 PM

He'll have a new gig.

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by Anonymousreply 124December 2, 2022 3:17 PM

Simon Cowell to his surgeon: Give me that Care Bear look.

by Anonymousreply 125December 2, 2022 3:26 PM

He has an oozing wound on his chin. Yikes

by Anonymousreply 126December 2, 2022 3:34 PM

Are these having fillers put in their nose? Why does his nose look bigger?

by Anonymousreply 127December 2, 2022 3:36 PM

I don't think being invested in looking good is an indication that you lack meaningful pursuits or relationships.

by Anonymousreply 128December 2, 2022 3:59 PM

I saw the video and honestly don’t believe it’s him — and I still recognize Madonna, and various other victims of botched plastic surgery. It’s as if the bone structure of his entire face changed, particularly his jawline, which used to be strong and masculine, but now looks like a “before” picture. Maybe it’s fat loss, or muscle wasting, but I really think it’s an impersonator pulling a colossal prank. Does he have a brother?

by Anonymousreply 129December 2, 2022 4:08 PM

Y'all are mean! I think Marjorie Taylor-Greene looks terrific here.

by Anonymousreply 130December 2, 2022 4:27 PM

He must be using either a British or L.A. plastic surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 131December 2, 2022 4:35 PM

R100, didn’t River die from a supposedly minor plastic surgery?

by Anonymousreply 132December 2, 2022 4:52 PM

* Rivers

by Anonymousreply 133December 2, 2022 4:54 PM

No she died from a routine endoscopy.

by Anonymousreply 134December 2, 2022 5:05 PM

Plastic surgery for men goes back to as far as I know to Richard Barthelmess. And it's clear there have been others. Not to appear younger but to appear 'rested.' It seems lately that's not good enough. You need to look at the least 10 years younger.

by Anonymousreply 135December 2, 2022 5:06 PM

Eye jobs are never a good idea for men. They tend to the "Frankenstein Tranny" look afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 136December 2, 2022 5:46 PM

Simon had some work done around his eyes a few years ago.

I'm not up on all the proper language for describing plastic surgery is. All I can say is the skin right below his eyes looked tighter and slightly different from what he looked like a few years earlier. The end result was his eyes looked to be open wider than what I was used to seeing on Simon's face.

by Anonymousreply 137December 2, 2022 6:13 PM

He's been messing with his nose too.

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by Anonymousreply 138December 2, 2022 6:36 PM

I have already explained. What he did now was remove all the excess upper eyelid skin. The result is horrific and of course it is. It even looked horrific when young Jared Kushner did it. Men shouldn't do it and its bad medical practice for surgeons to offer it.

by Anonymousreply 139December 2, 2022 6:48 PM

Jared with hooded eyes, then Jared with plastic surgery eyes. Horrid.

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by Anonymousreply 140December 2, 2022 6:50 PM

He always had such a good body, too.

Shame no one will ever notice it again after this hack-job.

It's the worst celebrity facelift since Doris Roberts was turned into a melted clown mask.

by Anonymousreply 141December 2, 2022 6:50 PM

He can't be blamed for the ineptitude of the student doctors who obviously practiced on his face during a training session.

by Anonymousreply 142December 2, 2022 6:56 PM

People finally get the face that shows their character. We think it is botched plastic surgery but in fact it might simply be plastic surgery revealing character.

by Anonymousreply 143December 2, 2022 6:58 PM

R142 I was thinking of all the losers he laughed out of the American Idol auditions over the years.

Maybe one of those failures became a medical doctor instead, oozed their way up the ladder of celebrity plastic surgeons, and finally got their revenge on this fucker!

Now THAT would be a good season of AHS, Murphy!

by Anonymousreply 144December 2, 2022 6:59 PM

R140, I don't think that picture shows before-and-after plastic surgery. In the second pic, it looks like he lost a lot of weight, and his upper eye lid is "hollowed". That happened to me in my 30s. In his case, he his eyelid is hanging low. This is known as "ptosis". A plastic surgeon can lift the upper eyelid to show more of the eyeball. Health insurance will pay for this procedure because it improves the person's field of vision. Then the next step would be to inject a small amount of fat into the upper eyelid to fill in the hollowed out space.

by Anonymousreply 145December 2, 2022 7:06 PM

Yeah, but you're wrong. Jared was always thin. he didn't loose a drastic amount of weight. His droopy eyes were "fixed", and he removed his dimples.

by Anonymousreply 146December 2, 2022 7:09 PM

It is true Jared had Thyroid Cancer in the White House years. But that doesn't dramatically alter the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 147December 2, 2022 7:10 PM

He's a runner with low body fat. The White House was stressful; he might be the type who stops eating when he's stressed.

by Anonymousreply 148December 2, 2022 7:12 PM


Fucking pathetic imbecile

by Anonymousreply 149December 2, 2022 7:25 PM

He always looks so dirty.

by Anonymousreply 150December 2, 2022 7:33 PM

The surgery wasn't deadly, r132...it was the selfies.

by Anonymousreply 151December 2, 2022 8:02 PM

R100 Some have suggested that a couple decades from now freakish plastic surgery will be so linked with wealth that it it will become a status symbol. Something to be aspired more so than looking normal or even regular pretty.

by Anonymousreply 152December 2, 2022 10:04 PM

There are restaurants in Gstaad, Monte Carlo, Palm Beach, where that future is NOW.

by Anonymousreply 153December 2, 2022 10:08 PM

Sounds very Twilight Zone, r152.

by Anonymousreply 154December 2, 2022 10:08 PM

What's all this fuss about?

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by Anonymousreply 155December 2, 2022 10:09 PM

It makes me sick to say it but there was a time when Jared was a good looking guy.

by Anonymousreply 156December 2, 2022 10:16 PM

Simon Cowell's new face is DL fuel. I just cannot believe the guy pictured in 95 at the Sun link is the same monster we see now. Those dodgy cheekbones need to be taken OUT, stat. I don't know how else he can fix what he's done. He reminds me of a melting candle.

Did anyone else think his story of a crush on Dannii Minogue (who herself got her entire face remodelled and bought herself tits in 97) a farce? A PR exercise for both of them?

The link below claims DM had a nosejob but it's clear she's tinkered with her eyes, cheeks and mouth, too. When she first arrived in London decades ago, she was known as the chubby, plain Minogue. It's a shame she changed her whole face and body, but in Australia she was known to be an obnoxious brat.

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by Anonymousreply 157December 2, 2022 10:17 PM

It's terrible as he was extremely handsome and if he let himself age naturally, I think he still would be. They've ruined his face. I hope he's suing them.

by Anonymousreply 158December 2, 2022 10:18 PM

It's not a shame. Dannii extended her career by having her nose bobbed.

by Anonymousreply 159December 2, 2022 10:20 PM

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. He's an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 160December 2, 2022 10:25 PM

Simon another huge asshole who was a good looking guy. Hope he realizes he fucked up his looks for good and now needs to go out with a paper bag over his head.

by Anonymousreply 161December 2, 2022 10:25 PM

He might not realize how awful he looks if mirrors keep shattering every time his reflection appears in them...

by Anonymousreply 162December 2, 2022 11:17 PM

Why are people calling Simon an asshole. Because he told the truth to delusional Americans.

by Anonymousreply 163December 2, 2022 11:20 PM

They took down the video. He knows. What I find interesting is when they "own up" to the bad work, even joke about it, but then keep getting OTT work. See also: Kloey Latanzee.

by Anonymousreply 164December 2, 2022 11:21 PM

How the hell did we get from this to... whatever the fuck it is we have today?

The man is only 63, for fuck's sake.

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by Anonymousreply 165December 2, 2022 11:45 PM

"NOW a warning?"...

by Anonymousreply 166December 2, 2022 11:50 PM

I understand what happened to his eyes, but how did his nose get so huge???

by Anonymousreply 167December 3, 2022 12:00 AM

Why, he looks positively simian!

by Anonymousreply 168December 3, 2022 12:08 AM

He looks like Barney Rubble.

by Anonymousreply 169December 3, 2022 12:21 AM

^^ I mean, Fred Flintsone!

by Anonymousreply 170December 3, 2022 12:22 AM

She’s lovely

by Anonymousreply 171December 3, 2022 12:24 AM

I wonder if he hooked up with Philip Schofield back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 172December 3, 2022 12:58 AM

Survived the grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 173December 3, 2022 1:06 AM

Girlfriend needs a caftan for his entire face.

by Anonymousreply 174December 3, 2022 1:12 AM

R78 it always feels strange when people refer to Andy Ridgeley only by his name, rather than his full title, 'Andy Ridgeley, from Wham!'

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by Anonymousreply 175December 3, 2022 1:20 AM

Ye should donate his terrorist fashion mask to him.

by Anonymousreply 176December 3, 2022 1:22 AM

Yes, op, but so was his old face alongside his personality.

He and Jeff Bald Asshole destroyed music and for that they must fry in hell for the rest of the the existence of the universe.

by Anonymousreply 177December 3, 2022 1:23 AM

He was kind of good looking before. What a shame. He should sue the clinic.

by Anonymousreply 178December 3, 2022 1:32 AM

When people get plastic surgery you can never tell what the results might be. It's a crap shoot. If he looks like shit it's his own damn fault.

by Anonymousreply 179December 3, 2022 2:34 AM

Hopefully somewhere, that chavvy little smurf Louis Tomlinson is cackling his tiny head off and gleefully spinning in his office chair while he scrolls to see the botches.

by Anonymousreply 180December 3, 2022 2:38 AM

I would rather be naturally ugly than cosmetically disfigured like this. And then charged for the outcome!

by Anonymousreply 181December 3, 2022 3:18 AM

[quote]I still recognize Madonna, and various other victims of botched plastic surgery....

You lost all credibilty there. Madonna is no longer recognizable as human, never mind her former self.

Same with the strango who can't see that Jared had an upper eye job. He had no body fat before or after. He had a cute expression in his slightly sagging eyes before. He didn't look old at all - just a bit puppy dog. After he looks hollow and unattractive, creepy. Nothing else would bring this result.

by Anonymousreply 182December 3, 2022 3:18 AM

Jared now looks as creepy as he actually is.

by Anonymousreply 183December 3, 2022 3:23 AM

Lesson in vanity. I’ve often wondered - but the less than 20% chance of looking anything like this scares me off from any cosmetic procedures forever. I’ll work out and eat healthy and accept that I’m just not that yoing anymore.

by Anonymousreply 184December 3, 2022 3:25 AM

Didn't Jared have cancer?

by Anonymousreply 185December 3, 2022 3:30 AM

If I had the money I would look into a neck lift.

by Anonymousreply 186December 3, 2022 3:30 AM

[quote]You lost all credibility there. Madonna is no longer recognizable as human, never mind her former self.

You’ve got a point, R182, but since her decline was in stages, my eyes adapted to each new version of Madonna. Simon, on the other hand, was a shock — he went from zero to sixty quick in comparison. He also has the uncanny valley look of someone who’s *almost* human-looking, which, IMO, is more disturbing than Madonna’s exaggerated cartoon toy appearance.

by Anonymousreply 187December 3, 2022 3:41 AM

I'm wondering if it isn't vanity that leads people to extreme plastic surgery but rather they get addicted to the painkillers. Maybe that's what's going on with Simon Cowell.

by Anonymousreply 188December 3, 2022 3:42 AM

And to think some of you gave me shit for my face. Come stand next to me, Simon

by Anonymousreply 189December 3, 2022 6:46 AM

I've never poked fun at your face, Tammy. I'd still poke you up the ass.

by Anonymousreply 190December 3, 2022 7:05 AM

I ‘ll admit Tammy Cruise is starting to look damn good right now.

by Anonymousreply 191December 3, 2022 7:27 AM

There was just that one period where Crazy Tom Cruise looked like his face was expanding and melting, but then everything settled and he's looked fine since. He should have just stayed out of the public eye for a few months, maybe had Scientology serfs carry him around anonymously in a palanquin if he needed to leave home.

by Anonymousreply 192December 3, 2022 9:42 PM

I think it really is just weight loss/illness (the back injury) a very bad eye job and WAYYYYYY to much fillers and botox. That sheen on his face is Botox sheen. This man is shot up with Botox like nothing I have ever seen.

He has lost a lot of weight- look at his neck.. Even some weight gain could help him out.

by Anonymousreply 193December 3, 2022 9:59 PM

Agree, 193, but I'd add atrocious cheek implants to the list.

by Anonymousreply 194December 3, 2022 10:52 PM

Really, his face has become terribly disturbing. It looks like a facial reconstruction done by a mortuary school trainee, or a sculpture of Simon by the little Spanish grandma who turned Jesus into Monkey Christ.

by Anonymousreply 195December 3, 2022 11:01 PM

and his teeth!!!

by Anonymousreply 196December 3, 2022 11:04 PM

My friend has a theory that a lot of this bad plastic surgery is necessary because the reptilian form can't keep up with bio-chemistry of aging humans. Yes many of these celebs are actually cloned reptiles. The founding fathers were also reptiles in human form. They have a vast secret society including freemasons and the illuminat.

by Anonymousreply 197December 4, 2022 12:27 AM

R197 Usually, I would not believe it, but after having seen Madonna and Cowell ...

by Anonymousreply 198December 4, 2022 1:45 AM

Oh and R197 - Serious question: Can you ask your friend how the reptilian form can keep up with a child becoming an adult? Or are the humans just replaced by reptilians when they're adults? As a connoisseur of conspiracy theories, I'd love to know.

by Anonymousreply 199December 4, 2022 1:47 AM

Is oh god he got terrible plastic better than boy he got old?

by Anonymousreply 200December 4, 2022 1:47 AM

Finally that snarky condescending cunt has the face he deserves.

by Anonymousreply 201December 4, 2022 1:53 AM

If he’s still “healing” after face fixing then why did he leave the house?

by Anonymousreply 202December 4, 2022 2:46 AM

Looks like monster.

by Anonymousreply 203December 4, 2022 3:09 AM

[quote] My friend has a theory that a lot of this bad plastic surgery is necessary because the reptilian form can't keep up with bio-chemistry of aging humans. Yes many of these celebs are actually cloned reptiles. The founding fathers were also reptiles in human form. They have a vast secret society including freemasons and the illuminat.

r197 🤣

by Anonymousreply 204December 4, 2022 3:11 AM

He looks like a skinny and oily panda bear.

by Anonymousreply 205December 4, 2022 3:22 AM

I can't stand those white v-neck T-shirts he always wears. Like, I'm sure he can afford something better.

by Anonymousreply 206December 4, 2022 5:44 AM

In addition to all the other procedures, he has had a severe chemical peel. Something that not many people are willing to risk anymore. Not only because of the healing time - but unpredictable results.

Botox does not make your face shiny all over and you don't get botox injected ALL over your face. Chemical peels are a painful 4 weeks of full scabbing and controlled burn conditions, followed by a year of sensitve, tight and very shiny "fresh" skin.

Facelifts take 3 months to look human and over a year to get feeling back.

Nose jobs take almost two years to completely heal the bones and cartilage and stop internal swelling. The nose is not the most painful plastic surgery if all goes well - but it does take the longest to fully recover from. That area of the face has so much blood flow that swelling, congestion and sinus pain can take well over a year to settle down. Simon's nose job is not recent.

His droppy eyes are a casualty of permanent botox damage. But the new eyelift gives him some upper lid and the asymetry of a decomposed body face. He might look better in six months. But nah. He one who is always getting something done. Like Joan Rivers and Cher his face never looks healed.

I know abit about some of this stuff in my profession. What I don't understand is why anyone thought Simon Cowell was EVER goodlooking? He always had fat tits with far apart eyes and planet of the Apes hair. He used to be ugly - now he's thinner and deformed. With some eyelid. If god didn't give a man hollow upper eyelids - 65 is no age to buy yourself some.

The facial burn peel will end up being his most successful procedure. His skin looks FRESH. Cuz it is.

by Anonymousreply 207December 4, 2022 5:49 AM

that hair is fake?

by Anonymousreply 208December 4, 2022 5:52 AM

Oh my

by Anonymousreply 209December 4, 2022 5:58 AM

He's starting to look like Bruce Cambell's horrifying character in Escape From LA.

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by Anonymousreply 210December 4, 2022 6:03 AM

R207 has nailed it I believe.

They are right about the chemical peel-

He still has botox up the wazoo..

Its the scooped out eyes and weight loss that is the worst.

I actually dug his spaced apart eyes and found him pretty handsome 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 211December 4, 2022 4:47 PM

[quote] He still has botox up the wazoo..

r211 Ewww. He botox'd his poop chute?

by Anonymousreply 212December 4, 2022 5:18 PM

oh, r207,

what are your thoughts on the wire facelift?


by Anonymousreply 213December 4, 2022 5:22 PM

Check out Jax Taylor. Horrendous work and teeth.

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by Anonymousreply 214December 4, 2022 5:35 PM

Cowell is such a queen.

by Anonymousreply 215December 4, 2022 5:47 PM

The guy at r214 looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 216December 4, 2022 6:18 PM

Well, this didn't last long.

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by Anonymousreply 217December 4, 2022 6:26 PM

R12, so at some point between age EIGHTY-SIX and NINETY-TWO, Newhart's management told him he needs a FACELIFT?

Here he is in 2017...

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by Anonymousreply 218December 4, 2022 6:44 PM

R217, that's an old article, from April.

by Anonymousreply 219December 4, 2022 6:45 PM

He now looks like a villain from a Dickens novel.

by Anonymousreply 220December 4, 2022 6:48 PM

R207, he looked fine 20-25 years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 221December 4, 2022 6:49 PM

And even better 35 years ago...

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by Anonymousreply 222December 4, 2022 6:51 PM

Why did he have '70s hair in the '80s?

by Anonymousreply 223December 4, 2022 6:52 PM

I heard that it isn't just bad plastic surgery.

He is very sick and trying to cover it with plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 224December 4, 2022 7:03 PM

R222 So he was dating Tracy Chapman? She looks beautiful with her Planet of the Apes beau.

by Anonymousreply 225December 4, 2022 7:06 PM

I look forward to his appearance in Suicide Squad 3.

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by Anonymousreply 226December 4, 2022 7:06 PM

There are no words.

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by Anonymousreply 227December 4, 2022 7:09 PM

Fighting ageing and the ravages of heavy smoking over the decades. Only so much one can do.

by Anonymousreply 228December 4, 2022 7:17 PM

I thought you had spelled it incorrectly but it looks like both spellings are correct.

by Anonymousreply 229December 4, 2022 7:19 PM

Let's not try and pretend Cowell was ever good-looking. He wasn't.

Delighted to see he's destroyed his face. He deserves it.

by Anonymousreply 230December 4, 2022 7:21 PM

Is he sick?

He looks like Haley Joel Osment’s character from A.I., when the android ate the spinach and his face started sagging.

by Anonymousreply 231December 4, 2022 11:22 PM

Yes, I know, R219. In April he said no more fillers. That's why I said that vow didn't last long.


by Anonymousreply 232December 4, 2022 11:40 PM

He looks like a cookie sniffer.

by Anonymousreply 233December 4, 2022 11:49 PM

He has a son? That queen?! And with more work done than Dolly Parton and Marlo Thomas combined?

by Anonymousreply 234December 5, 2022 1:19 AM

He and Marjorie Taylor Greene should have a baby and hit the road with a travelin' show!

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by Anonymousreply 236January 14, 2023 3:27 AM

Why do they do this crap to their faces ?! It’s hideous and looks not human

by Anonymousreply 237January 14, 2023 6:05 AM

Being hit head on by a Mack truck is not a good look.

by Anonymousreply 238January 14, 2023 8:55 AM

R223, it's England, dear.

by Anonymousreply 239January 19, 2023 12:38 PM

someone mentioned Jared had cancer. There is no evidence of that. It is a claim he made in his book and that disclosure was meant to garner sympathy. May be a lie.

by Anonymousreply 240January 25, 2023 7:51 AM

r222 Ewww, he had Farrah Fawcett hair!!!

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by Anonymousreply 242January 30, 2023 3:33 AM

He was always fug, now he's Fug.

by Anonymousreply 243January 30, 2023 3:52 AM

Sex with me eleven times with me in one night? What does that mean exactly? He entered her 11 times during one session of love making? She had a pad and pencil on the night table and kept count? Or did they have 11 sessions of lovemaking in one evening.? They kept going out for dinner, dessert, a movie... in one evening?

by Anonymousreply 244February 1, 2023 9:30 AM

R244, what that means exactly is that she's lying her ass off. I assume she was paid to do so, but maybe she's just looking for some pathetic Marla Maples-style notoriety.

Anyone out there who's a glutton for punishment might enjoy this video of a plastic surgeon analyzing what Simon had done to his face, and what went so badly wrong.

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