Simon Cowell's new face is nightmare fuel

Fucking hell!

WTF is that link?

LOL, R2 -- there's always pearl clutching and fainting onto the divan when someone links to the NY Post or Daily Mail, so I chose the first link that had a good photo that WASN'T them.

JFC. He looks like Jackie Earle Haley in that dastardly Nightmare on Elm Street remake from a decade or more back.

I can’t get beyond that hideous hairpiece he’s been wearing for 20 years now.

Why does someone with as much money as Simon Cowell get such bad plastic surgery?

I don't think that's him @ OP

Lots of Botox and filler. People just don’t know when to tone it down.

He needs a paper bag.

Hold me Dr. Kervorkian, I'm scared.

"I'll have what Kenny Rogers had!"

Who's face is MORE of a nightmare his or Bob Newhart?

Going to the same clinic as Jocelyn and Madonna

Rough.

BOGO is a bad idea for cosmetic procedures

Even his lips look "done".

And for a man, that is ALOT of filler.

The worst are his eyes.

I keep hearing Mia Farrow screaming in Rosemary's baby.

he finally got the face he deserves, and he paid for it!

he's hot

It won't be long before he looks like this (he's almost there now...)

In that photo at r14, he looks like he's in the middle of a transformation from human into a werewolf.

I'm broke and completely forgotten. I'm also grossly obese with worse plastic surgery than Simon Cowell.

That hair. Dyed hamster-gold and too short to part down the middle. Hideous.

R6 I think sometimes we are seeing them when it's not settled and then their dumb enough to still apply contouring makeup. They look ridiculous but his face is probably still healing.

[quote]That hair

Oh, I thought it as an area rug.

He got the heavy lids removed. That's the worst. So he looks like a freak.

[quote]his face is probably still healing.

Well, it couldn't get much more injured looking.

He’s hilarious.

I honestly don’t understand why anyone would do this. I prefer the prospect of getting old.

Simon's using Peter Burns as his role model.

Simon's using Mr. Burns as his role model.

Yet he kept that baboon butt hairdo?

Too much filler!

He looks...Simonized.

Can cosmetic surgery actually make your eyes further apart?

Why do people do this? Does he think he looks good? Jesus.

[quote]That hair. Dyed hamster-gold and too short to part down the middle. Hideous.

Babe, that's clearly a reflection from the nearby light source. He's never ever parting with the black colour.

Kenny Rogers redux

Simon Cowell is aging gracefully.

He looks hot actually for Satan

Jesus Christ, the lips and the unnatural beard shape around them.

I guess he's going for the classic Emmett Kelly look.

This cannot be real.

Right??

Oh hunny 🤡

The Ultracuts haircut and v-neck Hanes T were tragic enough. The facial work is downright ridiculous.

Lol R39!

We’ve said it a thousand times here: men with eye work will always look weird.

Clooney doesn't look weird.

Again?!? He got a ton of bad work done not that long ago. Guess he’s doubling down on the fug.

From OP's article...

[quote] The TV mogul, 63, looked completely unrecognisable as he sported an incredibly smooth complexion, bright white teeth, and enhanced features which could have been a result of cosmetic work.

COULD have been a result of cosmetic work??!! Sure, Jan. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

I'm melting....MELTING!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe he had a stroke on both sides of his face.

That’s a “no” from me, dawg.

He looks like someone is using his skin as a suit, like the alien bug in Men in Black

He looks like the output of an AI photo generator.

Mason Verger lives

Simon, you look gorgeous.

She has always been the ugliest cunt to ever fall out of a poon. I have never hated someone as much as her looks. Puke.

He clearly lost too much weight while having work done to his face. A recipe for disaster!

Oh it's much more than that R56!

So people who know this stuff - will the fuller and Botox fade/disappear over time so his face becomes normal again? I know Botox eventually wears off - and that to me is the most obvious thing. The drooping eyes and overly flat skin seem like Botox. If that wore of, does he return to seeming human?

[Quote]Can cosmetic surgery actually make your eyes further apart?

He had a brow lift.

Thierry Mugler's eyes looked further apart once he had that boxer's nose installed.

To quote Diana Ross when Michael Jackson started with his plastic surgery in the 80s...

"Why is that boy foolin' with his face ?"

His face is a tragedy. He should wear a bag permanently.

[...]

He should've gone to see Lisle Von Rhuman instead.

Unfortunate creatures.

He looks like a mash-up of Don Jr. and Eric.

The super rich are super weird.

They have no idea how freaky they look

I agree the work is terrible, but isn't he closeted? Why did he not take care of his natural face as every self respecting gay man does?

It's not weird. They're all told that it will "settle."

Take care of his natural face?

r67 the super rich know what they look like. The eye adjusts within the world of showbiz and the rich. Expensive faces and bodies and expensive upkeep are "worn" and evaluated and appreciated or not.

This cannot be real.

That is not Simon Cowell. Wth? If it is him, he finally got the face he deserves.

From grifting to grafting.

He looks like he got stung by a swarm of bees.

The bees are coming, the bees are coming. Whew, their following that asshole!

When dewy meets doughy.

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I thougt Cowell resembled George Michael, but clearly Michael was more attractive.

And to think I used to feel a flattered when people told me I looked him.

A real life potato head.

I want to give meany a second chance, make over. Ditch the bad haircut and go gray. Shave the houseless guy, beard. Don oversized, eyeglasses. Get permanent makeup tattoos. Can he buy a new personality?

When I saw the picture I couldn’t even remember what he looked like. There is no resemblance to his former face. It’s disturbing on many levels.

He got the Kenny Rogers Roaster special.

He he he ^.

I think a full beard might actually help the situation. And some sunglasses and a hat.

Proof positive that trying to beat time is a losing fight

True, but why did they beat him up?

Wow, that brow lift!

He went for the full "Nancy Pelosi".

What a fuggo!

Are we sure that's really him or was his skin stolen and worn as a disguise by an alien bug creature? He looks like Edgar from the first "Men in Black."

Oops...didn't see R51 beat me to it. Like minds.

so many people write about cheap vs. expensive plastic surgery. As if spending a lot of money means you will get good results. ANY PLASTIC SURGERY can make the person look worse. And a small amount of people, especially those over 60, die on the table.

It took years for everyone to figure out that 1 in 3000 Brazilian butt lift patients died from the surgery. And imagine how many survivors came close to dying or had massive problems and disfigurement.

Every year, there are procedures that have been done for years that get taken off the market. And even then, some doctors continue to offer them.

Fingers crossed that Scowell's lift settles like Melanie Griffith's did.

It's the greed that disgusts me. You lived a very privileged and charmed life, why can't people let go of being hot and cool when it is no longer appropriate. It makes me think way less of them. Like, oh it was just all about that for you all along wasn't it.

There's been something off about his features for ages now, but this is next level ugly. Whatever he stuck in his cheeks needs removing. He looks waxy (waxen?)

Those fake bright white Chicklet teeth aren't helping either.

How is this man so famous? I've never bought an album from any music acts he's associated with, nor have I watched any of his syndicated shows. How is he a thing?

Conspiracy theorists say this is his clone and "plastic surgery" is the excuse to pass off malfunctions.

If only these people wrote novels instead of manifestos.

And I don't know ANYONE who would admit to doing so, either.

The problem with face work settling is that then it keeps settling and settling and you have to have it lifted all over again like Jane Fonda or Joan Rivers.

The Hollywood moral is we'd rather you look like some woebegone freakish accident than actually old which is the worst crime a human can commit.

My complication had a little complication!

[Quote] It's the greed that disgusts me. You lived a very privileged and charmed life, why can't people let go of being hot and cool when it is no longer appropriate. It makes me think way less of them. Like, oh it was just all about that for you all along wasn't it.

No one wants to be thrown on the scrap heap.

No one is making threads about Debbie Harry's face lifts. It isn't the vanity that people abhors, it's bad results (e.g. Cowell, Kenny Rogers, Burt Reynolds).

*abhor

Bitch isn't going to be judging anyone, anytime soon.

[quote]ANY PLASTIC SURGERY can make the person look worse. And a small amount of people, especially those over 60, die on the table.

R92 Are you saying that he died on the table during surgery? That would explain a lot.

If plastic surgery screws up and is more likely to make you unrecognisable I think of go for an entirely new look if I ever have it.

Damn it!!!!! Is he auditioning for Mask 2? I was planning on that being my comeback role in 2024!

"I'm melting! MELTING! Oh, what a world! What a world!"

Dober-man redux.

Omg, he was actually handsome back in the 90s. What an idiot.

He's all kinds of ugly. What a vain, stupid man.

I used to think he was so hot 💀

The only way to explain this freak show that this cunt looks like now is that her face was actually removed and then she had some structural skull work done, after which it was re-attached. She looks exactly like the few people who've had an actual face transplant from a donor after some tragic accident.

He looks like his plastic surgeon uses a blowtorch and angle grinder.

Simon has never been good looking so I don't understand the vanity

R102, no it is just that to me. it isn't the vanity it's the lack of something more meaningful in their lives at that point. don't you have a family to love or some birds at the park to feed at that point? if you're hot over the age of 40 I think of you as a monster, you hate your family and your kids etc.

Listen to this frau cunt at 116. Not every man wants or needs an old parasite poon or rug rats to have meaning in their lives. Sometimes just fucking a few tight young bimbos will suffice.

R117 I'm a straight man

Well, I think this interesting. Women are constantly undergoing surgery to look younger because society judges them on their looks. Men are judged more by how much money they make (and their height). Thus, men are much less likely to have plastic surgery. Of those men who do have plastic surgery, it seems like most of them are gay.

But there have been some high-profile straight men having plastic surgery: Sylvester Stallone, Kenny Rogers, Simon Cowell. The problem is that plastic surgery has a feminizing effect on men's faces. But I think it's interesting that they're feeling the pressure that was previously reserved for women.

R118 LOL. Straight men and blacks have never posted on here.

Of course, R119. Plastic surgeons and cosmetics companies realized they were leaving fully half of their potential earnings on the table by not pushing this shit on men.

Where there's money, there's "changing attitude$" and "evolving beauty $tandards."

R120 it's what I call "pay to gay". as in i pay datalounge for the privilege of posting to gay men. if you haven't noticed the rest of the internet is now fully schizophrenic and psycho.

I agree with the previous poster that said it's not good to lose that much weight, while undoing procedures. Not only does he look like a wax figure but his eyes are too far apart now and he has a huge bobble head now too. Looking like a human lollipop isn't attractive.

Why do Simon and Gordon Ramsey insist on that tight t-shirt look constantly? It's like their uniform.

He'll have a new gig.

Simon Cowell to his surgeon: Give me that Care Bear look.

He has an oozing wound on his chin. Yikes

Are these having fillers put in their nose? Why does his nose look bigger?

I don't think being invested in looking good is an indication that you lack meaningful pursuits or relationships.

I saw the video and honestly don’t believe it’s him — and I still recognize Madonna, and various other victims of botched plastic surgery. It’s as if the bone structure of his entire face changed, particularly his jawline, which used to be strong and masculine, but now looks like a “before” picture. Maybe it’s fat loss, or muscle wasting, but I really think it’s an impersonator pulling a colossal prank. Does he have a brother?

Y'all are mean! I think Marjorie Taylor-Greene looks terrific here.

He must be using either a British or L.A. plastic surgeon.

R100, didn’t River die from a supposedly minor plastic surgery?

* Rivers

No she died from a routine endoscopy.

Plastic surgery for men goes back to as far as I know to Richard Barthelmess. And it's clear there have been others. Not to appear younger but to appear 'rested.' It seems lately that's not good enough. You need to look at the least 10 years younger.

Eye jobs are never a good idea for men. They tend to the "Frankenstein Tranny" look afterwards.

Simon had some work done around his eyes a few years ago.

I'm not up on all the proper language for describing plastic surgery is. All I can say is the skin right below his eyes looked tighter and slightly different from what he looked like a few years earlier. The end result was his eyes looked to be open wider than what I was used to seeing on Simon's face.

He's been messing with his nose too.

I have already explained. What he did now was remove all the excess upper eyelid skin. The result is horrific and of course it is. It even looked horrific when young Jared Kushner did it. Men shouldn't do it and its bad medical practice for surgeons to offer it.

Jared with hooded eyes, then Jared with plastic surgery eyes. Horrid.

He always had such a good body, too.

Shame no one will ever notice it again after this hack-job.

It's the worst celebrity facelift since Doris Roberts was turned into a melted clown mask.

He can't be blamed for the ineptitude of the student doctors who obviously practiced on his face during a training session.

People finally get the face that shows their character. We think it is botched plastic surgery but in fact it might simply be plastic surgery revealing character.

R142 I was thinking of all the losers he laughed out of the American Idol auditions over the years.

Maybe one of those failures became a medical doctor instead, oozed their way up the ladder of celebrity plastic surgeons, and finally got their revenge on this fucker!

Now THAT would be a good season of AHS, Murphy!

R140, I don't think that picture shows before-and-after plastic surgery. In the second pic, it looks like he lost a lot of weight, and his upper eye lid is "hollowed". That happened to me in my 30s. In his case, he his eyelid is hanging low. This is known as "ptosis". A plastic surgeon can lift the upper eyelid to show more of the eyeball. Health insurance will pay for this procedure because it improves the person's field of vision. Then the next step would be to inject a small amount of fat into the upper eyelid to fill in the hollowed out space.

Yeah, but you're wrong. Jared was always thin. he didn't loose a drastic amount of weight. His droopy eyes were "fixed", and he removed his dimples.

It is true Jared had Thyroid Cancer in the White House years. But that doesn't dramatically alter the eyes.

He's a runner with low body fat. The White House was stressful; he might be the type who stops eating when he's stressed.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Fucking pathetic imbecile

He always looks so dirty.

The surgery wasn't deadly, r132...it was the selfies.

R100 Some have suggested that a couple decades from now freakish plastic surgery will be so linked with wealth that it it will become a status symbol. Something to be aspired more so than looking normal or even regular pretty.

There are restaurants in Gstaad, Monte Carlo, Palm Beach, where that future is NOW.

Sounds very Twilight Zone, r152.

What's all this fuss about?

It makes me sick to say it but there was a time when Jared was a good looking guy.

Simon Cowell's new face is DL fuel. I just cannot believe the guy pictured in 95 at the Sun link is the same monster we see now. Those dodgy cheekbones need to be taken OUT, stat. I don't know how else he can fix what he's done. He reminds me of a melting candle.

Did anyone else think his story of a crush on Dannii Minogue (who herself got her entire face remodelled and bought herself tits in 97) a farce? A PR exercise for both of them?

The link below claims DM had a nosejob but it's clear she's tinkered with her eyes, cheeks and mouth, too. When she first arrived in London decades ago, she was known as the chubby, plain Minogue. It's a shame she changed her whole face and body, but in Australia she was known to be an obnoxious brat.

It's terrible as he was extremely handsome and if he let himself age naturally, I think he still would be. They've ruined his face. I hope he's suing them.

It's not a shame. Dannii extended her career by having her nose bobbed.

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. He's an asshole.

Simon another huge asshole who was a good looking guy. Hope he realizes he fucked up his looks for good and now needs to go out with a paper bag over his head.

He might not realize how awful he looks if mirrors keep shattering every time his reflection appears in them...

Why are people calling Simon an asshole. Because he told the truth to delusional Americans.

They took down the video. He knows. What I find interesting is when they "own up" to the bad work, even joke about it, but then keep getting OTT work. See also: Kloey Latanzee.

How the hell did we get from this to... whatever the fuck it is we have today?

The man is only 63, for fuck's sake.

"NOW a warning?"...

I understand what happened to his eyes, but how did his nose get so huge???

Why, he looks positively simian!

He looks like Barney Rubble.

^^ I mean, Fred Flintsone!

She’s lovely

I wonder if he hooked up with Philip Schofield back in the day.

Survived the grease fire.

Girlfriend needs a caftan for his entire face.

R78 it always feels strange when people refer to Andy Ridgeley only by his name, rather than his full title, 'Andy Ridgeley, from Wham!'

Ye should donate his terrorist fashion mask to him.

Yes, op, but so was his old face alongside his personality.

He and Jeff Bald Asshole destroyed music and for that they must fry in hell for the rest of the the existence of the universe.

He was kind of good looking before. What a shame. He should sue the clinic.

When people get plastic surgery you can never tell what the results might be. It's a crap shoot. If he looks like shit it's his own damn fault.

Hopefully somewhere, that chavvy little smurf Louis Tomlinson is cackling his tiny head off and gleefully spinning in his office chair while he scrolls to see the botches.

I would rather be naturally ugly than cosmetically disfigured like this. And then charged for the outcome!

[quote]I still recognize Madonna, and various other victims of botched plastic surgery....

You lost all credibilty there. Madonna is no longer recognizable as human, never mind her former self.

Same with the strango who can't see that Jared had an upper eye job. He had no body fat before or after. He had a cute expression in his slightly sagging eyes before. He didn't look old at all - just a bit puppy dog. After he looks hollow and unattractive, creepy. Nothing else would bring this result.

Jared now looks as creepy as he actually is.

Lesson in vanity. I’ve often wondered - but the less than 20% chance of looking anything like this scares me off from any cosmetic procedures forever. I’ll work out and eat healthy and accept that I’m just not that yoing anymore.

Didn't Jared have cancer?

If I had the money I would look into a neck lift.

[quote]You lost all credibility there. Madonna is no longer recognizable as human, never mind her former self.

You’ve got a point, R182, but since her decline was in stages, my eyes adapted to each new version of Madonna. Simon, on the other hand, was a shock — he went from zero to sixty quick in comparison. He also has the uncanny valley look of someone who’s *almost* human-looking, which, IMO, is more disturbing than Madonna’s exaggerated cartoon toy appearance.

I'm wondering if it isn't vanity that leads people to extreme plastic surgery but rather they get addicted to the painkillers. Maybe that's what's going on with Simon Cowell.

And to think some of you gave me shit for my face. Come stand next to me, Simon

I've never poked fun at your face, Tammy. I'd still poke you up the ass.

I ‘ll admit Tammy Cruise is starting to look damn good right now.

There was just that one period where Crazy Tom Cruise looked like his face was expanding and melting, but then everything settled and he's looked fine since. He should have just stayed out of the public eye for a few months, maybe had Scientology serfs carry him around anonymously in a palanquin if he needed to leave home.

I think it really is just weight loss/illness (the back injury) a very bad eye job and WAYYYYYY to much fillers and botox. That sheen on his face is Botox sheen. This man is shot up with Botox like nothing I have ever seen.

He has lost a lot of weight- look at his neck.. Even some weight gain could help him out.

Agree, 193, but I'd add atrocious cheek implants to the list.

Really, his face has become terribly disturbing. It looks like a facial reconstruction done by a mortuary school trainee, or a sculpture of Simon by the little Spanish grandma who turned Jesus into Monkey Christ.

and his teeth!!!

My friend has a theory that a lot of this bad plastic surgery is necessary because the reptilian form can't keep up with bio-chemistry of aging humans. Yes many of these celebs are actually cloned reptiles. The founding fathers were also reptiles in human form. They have a vast secret society including freemasons and the illuminat.

R197 Usually, I would not believe it, but after having seen Madonna and Cowell ...

Oh and R197 - Serious question: Can you ask your friend how the reptilian form can keep up with a child becoming an adult? Or are the humans just replaced by reptilians when they're adults? As a connoisseur of conspiracy theories, I'd love to know.

Is oh god he got terrible plastic better than boy he got old?

Finally that snarky condescending cunt has the face he deserves.

If he’s still “healing” after face fixing then why did he leave the house?

Looks like monster.

[quote] My friend has a theory that a lot of this bad plastic surgery is necessary because the reptilian form can't keep up with bio-chemistry of aging humans. Yes many of these celebs are actually cloned reptiles. The founding fathers were also reptiles in human form. They have a vast secret society including freemasons and the illuminat.

r197 🤣

He looks like a skinny and oily panda bear.

I can't stand those white v-neck T-shirts he always wears. Like, I'm sure he can afford something better.

In addition to all the other procedures, he has had a severe chemical peel. Something that not many people are willing to risk anymore. Not only because of the healing time - but unpredictable results.

Botox does not make your face shiny all over and you don't get botox injected ALL over your face. Chemical peels are a painful 4 weeks of full scabbing and controlled burn conditions, followed by a year of sensitve, tight and very shiny "fresh" skin.

Facelifts take 3 months to look human and over a year to get feeling back.

Nose jobs take almost two years to completely heal the bones and cartilage and stop internal swelling. The nose is not the most painful plastic surgery if all goes well - but it does take the longest to fully recover from. That area of the face has so much blood flow that swelling, congestion and sinus pain can take well over a year to settle down. Simon's nose job is not recent.

His droppy eyes are a casualty of permanent botox damage. But the new eyelift gives him some upper lid and the asymetry of a decomposed body face. He might look better in six months. But nah. He one who is always getting something done. Like Joan Rivers and Cher his face never looks healed.

I know abit about some of this stuff in my profession. What I don't understand is why anyone thought Simon Cowell was EVER goodlooking? He always had fat tits with far apart eyes and planet of the Apes hair. He used to be ugly - now he's thinner and deformed. With some eyelid. If god didn't give a man hollow upper eyelids - 65 is no age to buy yourself some.

The facial burn peel will end up being his most successful procedure. His skin looks FRESH. Cuz it is.

that hair is fake?

Oh my

He's starting to look like Bruce Cambell's horrifying character in Escape From LA.

R207 has nailed it I believe.

They are right about the chemical peel-

He still has botox up the wazoo..

Its the scooped out eyes and weight loss that is the worst.

I actually dug his spaced apart eyes and found him pretty handsome 20 years ago.

[quote] He still has botox up the wazoo..

r211 Ewww. He botox'd his poop chute?

oh, r207,

what are your thoughts on the wire facelift?

tia

Check out Jax Taylor. Horrendous work and teeth.

Cowell is such a queen.

The guy at r214 looks fine.

Well, this didn't last long.

R12, so at some point between age EIGHTY-SIX and NINETY-TWO, Newhart's management told him he needs a FACELIFT?

Here he is in 2017...

R217, that's an old article, from April.

He now looks like a villain from a Dickens novel.

R207, he looked fine 20-25 years ago.

And even better 35 years ago...

Why did he have '70s hair in the '80s?

I heard that it isn't just bad plastic surgery.

He is very sick and trying to cover it with plastic surgery.

R222 So he was dating Tracy Chapman? She looks beautiful with her Planet of the Apes beau.

I look forward to his appearance in Suicide Squad 3.

There are no words.

Fighting ageing and the ravages of heavy smoking over the decades. Only so much one can do.

I thought you had spelled it incorrectly but it looks like both spellings are correct.

Let's not try and pretend Cowell was ever good-looking. He wasn't.

Delighted to see he's destroyed his face. He deserves it.

Is he sick?

He looks like Haley Joel Osment’s character from A.I., when the android ate the spinach and his face started sagging.

Yes, I know, R219. In April he said no more fillers. That's why I said that vow didn't last long.

Duh.

He looks like a cookie sniffer.

He has a son? That queen?! And with more work done than Dolly Parton and Marlo Thomas combined?

He and Marjorie Taylor Greene should have a baby and hit the road with a travelin' show!

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Why do they do this crap to their faces ?! It’s hideous and looks not human

Being hit head on by a Mack truck is not a good look.

R223, it's England, dear.

someone mentioned Jared had cancer. There is no evidence of that. It is a claim he made in his book and that disclosure was meant to garner sympathy. May be a lie.

r222 Ewww, he had Farrah Fawcett hair!!!

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He was always fug, now he's Fug.

Sex with me eleven times with me in one night? What does that mean exactly? He entered her 11 times during one session of love making? She had a pad and pencil on the night table and kept count? Or did they have 11 sessions of lovemaking in one evening.? They kept going out for dinner, dessert, a movie... in one evening?

R244, what that means exactly is that she's lying her ass off. I assume she was paid to do so, but maybe she's just looking for some pathetic Marla Maples-style notoriety.

Anyone out there who's a glutton for punishment might enjoy this video of a plastic surgeon analyzing what Simon had done to his face, and what went so badly wrong.