Real life super villains

I‘m annoyed that the janny keeps deleting threads on this dude.

So professional

Oh myyyyy

Saints preserve us!

It's that dastardly drag of a diabolical dandy!

A thieving transsexual of tremendous travesty!

Begora! It's...the BAGGAGE HANDLER!

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

Someone is gonna have to come up with moniker for this bag snatcher. He looks like Seth McFarlane and Matt Damon had a kid. He couldn't even steal an expensive bag. Idiot.

anti-conversion therapy activist? Isn’t T gay conversion therapy?

Hilarious how the liberal media won’t run this. But if it were a Trump official it would be everywhere.

What is this thing? Burn it with fire!!

Tell Beldar and Primat to come get mouth, I mean their spawn.

Checked baggage maybe, but never carry-on because he's too basic.

From atop his dasterdly corporate empire, Gotham is preyed upon by.... The Twatter!

R8 Muriel has deleted at least three threads about him so far.

Fire his ass...... immediately.

Narrator: A bright sunny afternoon in downtown Gotham. As citizens hurry back from their lunchbreaks and appointments, young Barbara Gordon visits her father at Gotham City Hall.

Commissioner Gordon: Hello Barbara. I trust you had a lovely visit to Minneapolis-St. Paul for the librarian convention?

Barbara: Why Daddy, I just had a simply marvelous time but I'm afraid my luggage was lost. That lovely Vera Bradley suitcase you bought me for my birthday.

Commissioner Gordon: Oh my dear I am so sorry to hear that. You know how unreliable the airlines are these days.

Barbara: Well, you see Daddy, that's just it. My luggage is missing but all my clothes turned up in a local hotel room all folded and tucked neatly in dresser drawers. How strange. Well I better be getting back to work now.

Commissioner Gordon: Did you hear that Chief?

Chief O'Hara: Indeed I did. I'm willing to stake me badge on it being that dastardly handiwork of that non-binary devil themself, The Baggage Handler!

Commissioner Gordon: To the batphone!

R14 No, no, no. We're going to spend inordinate amounts of man hours on sending cease and desist letters to every publisher and website owner we can find who is allowing discussion of this incident.

We will not sit idly by while a brave transgender person is cyber bullied just because he stole a woman's clothing and wandered around wearing it for a month. Mistakes happen. Let it go.

What a lunatic. He needs to get canned from his job ASAP.

It’s a crime to take the wrong luggage? I’ve done it before. The suitcase looked just like mine.

Lol R15!

They didn't take the wrong luggage, r18. They had none of their own, so essentially shopped for a suitcase (Vera Bradley) full of women's clothing at the baggage carousel.

It already IS an actual Batman villain!

Vincent Price is such an inspiration.

Special Guest Villain

Sam Brinton

as

The Baggage Handler

Extra Special Guest Villainess

Rachel Levine

as

The Admiral

[Quote]It’s a crime to take the wrong luggage? I’ve done it before. The suitcase looked just like mine.

Ditto. I returned it to the airport the next day with an apology card and a plaque of chocolate tucked in a side pocket.

I was told this happens regularly.

He's gross and disgusting, but that's a far right Indian organization, it's bad when hindus become hate filled fascists but the Muslim are definitely much worse, I admit it.

R24 Did you use the bag for a month?

R18, did immediately you remove the name tags on the wrong luggage you mistakenly grabbed?

Did you take two different trips with the luggage you mistakenly took? Even after you realized it wasn’t yours?

Because that’s what this guy did. They have it all on video.

He’s a snatch bagger!

Oops I mean bag snatcher

Snatch snatcher?

R26. Are you challenged, hun?

Well played, r25.

Censor the information in left-wing media.

When someone does publish the info, dismiss the story outright because it came from a non-liberal source. 👍

R29 Now you're thinking like a U.S. government official 😎

[Quote]Brinton was appointed as the Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the US Department of Energy earlier this year.

Shit is my specialty!

Hasn't DJT been up for DL Villian of the Year at our Annual Awards Gala for 7 years in row losing only once to Carey Mulligan?

It's always something. How many times does it have to be said: these issues come in multiples. Telling people they are crazy or bigoted for being wary of them is straight up ignorance.

This thread will self-destruct in...

Why though? Can we not discuss the latest news and current events? This isn’t China.

The Penguin: WAH WAH WAHHHH!!! I'm terribly sorry Baggage Handler, but your admittance to The United Underworld is hereby denied.

The Riddler: As confounding and perplex as I look at things and my devious riddles of profoundment, even I must confess you confuse me.

The Catwoman: Listen Toots, there's only room for one pussy on this team.

The Joker: Frankly, I don't need the competition. WOO HAHAHAHAHHHHH!!!

This makes me so sad.

[quote] Brinton was appointed as the Assistant Secretary

So he was basically dressing for the job. He has the blouses of what an assistant secretary wears.

Welcome to Revenge of the Nerds V, r35

Now in HD 🤡

This thread cracks me up!

R15 Pure gold 🤣

[Int. Gotham Arena- an NBA game has been brought to a standstill. The Admiral's massive moon face looms on the Jumbotron]

Levine: ...and that...Bat....Man...is why if I am not crowned Miss Gotham by low tide tonight the little cisgendered proles of this city will be drowning in Chinese fentanyl by nautical dawn!

[Courtside, a lone Gotham PD officer rushes away through stunned crowd:]

Robin (to himself): Holy athwartships Batman, how are we gonna sail out of this one?

I tried to do an Elon Musk one, but I think he might be Bruce Wayne. Go ahead and imagine him in a batsuit.

Meh, R42.

Leave the satire to R15.

💃 Well, it's certainly no Lady Chablis !

🙈 OMG ....... Kill it NOW !

I hate this thing. Freak who steals luggage. It’s fugly. No wonder other countries hate us.

Whether he is convicted or not, he has admitted to stealing and lying to law enforcement. He needs to be fired immediately. Though there may be some procedures that have to be followed - though maybe not since he's only been in the job less than 6 months. Maybe still in probationary period. Any civil service experts in the house? I'm pretty sure he can be transferred out of his position to one where his security clearance isn't needed.

Now I really am curious how he got hired, who was pushing for him and was he hiding anything in his background - maybe not hiding but political pressure to ignore it.

After I realized his connection to Chasten Buttigieg I imagined that maybe Pete was pushing for his hiring. Please don't let Pete have been this stupid.

What connection to Chasten Buttigieg.

Kinda serving it up on a plate for the republic party and their fascist network Fox.

We never learn.

I thought this was Matt Damon at first glance.

[quote] Hilarious how the liberal media won’t run this. But if it were a Trump official it would be everywhere.

They’re not going to report anything bad about a trans person regardless of political affiliation.

Maybe forget the eccentrics when hiring.

He looks like Matt Damon is Damon was bald and wore lipstick.

He is an embarrassment.

Why would Biden hire him?

^^^ Whaddya mean "why"?

He does look like Matt Damion.

This makes my front hole ache.

What kind of freak methodically goes to a baggage carousel when he has no checked bags to purposefully make off with someone's luggage?

He's a nutter.

A tranny freak.

Can him and give him jail time.

R59 Sadly, it's unlikely that he'll set foot in prison over this but, if he does, rest assured he will have declared himself a woman during trial and sentencing.

Unbelievable (sort of)

Btw, Miss Thang looks like Brain from Pinky and the Brain

“Ooooh a bag that looks like mine! I’m sure she’s got some hot panties for me! 🥵 “

If only there'd been some sign that things weren't well with them.

R64 It’s not unusual, it’s not unusual, it’s not unusual… 🎶

Will Robin be destroyed by the disastrous puberty blockers?

Will Batman now have a wardess?

Tune in tomorrow night

Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!

Be warned... the eleganza extravaganza is yet to come!

Introducing Kamala Harris as... The Giggler!

Can Batman defend Gotham from the tax-dodging gentrification of... Ultra MAGA?

Tucker led with this tonight

Why were you watching?

They really thought nobody would be paying attention to them and everything they were doing? Are they serious? Most people who pull these tricks try to blend in and dress more understated. Like I could see a 19 yo behaving this way, but it's really sad that someone is like this in their 30s.

[quote] Can him and give him jail time.

He won't be going to jail as long as he's in control of our nuclear waste. Right now he holds all the power.

R51 That's his daytime alter ego.

[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

[quote]Can him and give him jail time.

[quote]He won't be going to jail as long as he's in control of our nuclear waste. Right now he holds all the power.

Are you kidding? This creep is hardly a single point of failure. He could be strangled with his husband's pantyhose tonight and the federal government would have a replacement ready tomorrow.

Didn't she realize that that airports have security and cameras? and she's hardly inconspicuous so she would be easy to pick out when they reviewed the video

First time offender. Not going to jail. But may be given suspended prison time in case he fucks up in probation.

BUT that lying to police was not smart.

This guy will not make it through probation. Did you notice he was given the chance to voluntarily return the suitcase with specific instructions how to do it and after weeks he still didn't do that. This guy is all kinds of fucked up plus He seems to be a pathological liar and he has been given a pass long enough so that he has come to expect passes as his right.

His Twitter profile really does make him look like a supervillain. Not a Party Central costume supervillain, but a truly deranged and evil man. If he hasn't already harmed anyone, he will.

r78 "Followed by" equally freaky ppl, like that "Dr. PhD [bold]she/him[bold]"

R74 (Bellowing:) Tell me about Ye!!! Why does he wear the mask?!!!

Jesus Christ, did he get fired yet??? Like, I know he's a government employee and they're tough to fire but this is ridiculous and won't start to subside until he's been terminated.

Our government won't fire him. They'll likely hire an assistant or two, to travel with him to keep his nose clean.

I dunno, R82. Separate from the gender stuff he's a complete loony based on this very weird behavior. Can they really keep him if he pleads guilty to this (he won't go to trial)?

Does anyone else see a likeness to Hillary Swank? Relation?

[quote]What kind of freak methodically goes to a baggage carousel when he has no checked bags to purposefully make off with someone's luggage?

An untreated sex offender.

I used to think that men stealing women's clothes from laundromats and off of clotheslines was a harmless prank until a forensic psychologist informed me that this is a major red flag for serious sexual predators. I read a case history of a man who was eventually convicted of raping and murdering a child. He had been stealing women's underwear from his neighbors' houses and then embarked upon a series of felony offenses culminating in the murder of his victim whom he had abducted and raped.

The bag snatcher was looking for a suitcase at the baggage claim that appeared to belong to a woman and stole it deliberately. There is no innocent explanation for his actions. It's not a mistake: he didn't check any bags himself and therefore had no reason to be in the baggage claim area. He is a security risk: his behavior indicates that he is willing to risk his career and reputation for the sake of his sexual paraphilia. And I can guarantee that this is not his first offense-- it's just the first time he's been caught. He is an untreated sex offender.

He doesn't look sane regardless of how he's dressed or made up. He has a psycho grin.

R86 For me it’s the forehead. I shave my head too but it looks better on my head. Less real estate at the top.

I don’t know her?

[quote]Does anyone else see a likeness to Hillary Swank? Relation?

Same trailer park.

If I was ever to just bump into him in the street, I’m not sure I could stop myself from bursting out laughing.

Either that or vomiting.

Sometimes, it's hard to be a woman.

I really didn’t need that Clymer picture this morning.

Does Clymer have a job? His Wiki entry ends with the less than six month stint years ago with Catholics for Choice.

Even that left wing organization couldn’t stand him. Also when he was a guy he was accused of mistreatment of women. Not the best person to work for an organization which works for women’s right, er, for pregnant people’s rights. But the same entry goes out of its way to say he’s Episcopal.

I imagine Clymer makes their money from speaking gigs and shit like that…you know, grifting.

I thought this was a movie still.

Wow that thing is truly horrific. I’d run if I saw it. And it steals luggage.

If ever I am feeling like I’m a bit odd, feeling down about my looks, getting older etc. I only have to look at these bunch of loons and freaks and I feel completely sane and good about myself.

Charlotte used to work for HRC, but got fired. Probably because of those yellow teeth.

Charlotte worked for HRC before Catholics for Choice. After CFC there was a brief fellowship at I think Georgetown. But the trail’s gone cold after that.

Hopefully the dentist is CC’s next stop

He should be fired. Period. Hiring someone harmful just to be window dressing is the height of stupidity. It shows Biden is not serious about work.

[quote] when he was a guy he was accused of mistreatment of women.

You don’t think he…ya know…changed his identity to get out of those accusations, do you?

I mean, does that ever happen? Would someone ever claim a T identity to avoid consequences of any bad deeds? Well, other than Mx. Anderson…the NB that shot up Club Q.

Seems like identifying as a woman has rewarded CC hand$omely.

[quote]Our government won't fire him. They'll likely hire an assistant or two, to travel with him to keep his nose clean.

Yes, a very responsible use of taxpayer money.

R59, R85 that was illuminating. We had a guy that escalated this way.

Russell Williams: The evidence showed he had broken into at least 82 houses to steal women's and girls' underwear. This behaviour later escalated to sexual assaults and later still to the rapes and murder.

R102 I’m wondering if the gig has run out.

[quote] Seems like identifying as a woman has rewarded CC hand$omely.

How so? How much could he possibly make from these window dressing gigs?

Trans are against Crest white strips because of the chemicals.

That is a particularly horrifying example of how offenses can escalate, R104. Earlier today someone on Twitter uploaded various court filings from the Dana Rivers triple homicide case in Oakland. Apparently Rivers was found at the scene of the murders wearing bloodstained clothing he had taken off one of the women he had just stabbed.

Alarms went off when I heard about the person who is the subject of this thread. I realize that the bag snatcher's presentation invites humorous comment, and to many people the act of purloining a stranger's suitcase from an airport seems more pathetic than pathological, but this sort of behavior actually indicates something sinister beneath his clownish exterior.

Isn’t there always something sinister behind a clownish exterior?

PROTECT TRANS CRIMINALS!!

[Quote]Our government won't fire him. They'll likely hire an assistant or two, to travel with him to keep his nose clean.

Are you crazy? If you can't trust an employee, you don't hire a nanny to watch them you get rid of them!

One look at his getup and accessories, all I could think of is “Where does he get all those wonderful toys?”

The thing about Charlotte Clymer is that she was much more attractive as a man.

She has the type of face/body that makes it impossible to pull off femininity.

[quote] The thing about Charlotte Clymer is that she was much more attractive as a man.

This!! As a man, he was kinda cute. HCFMY. As a woman, he’s horrifying. It’s a waste.

No doubt he’ll “detransition” if it ever becomes profitable to do so.

I remember Charlotte tweeting that she was so excited to be shopping for dangly earrings and headbands.

I thought "that is a man's idea of what makes a woman."

IKR, R12?

I wonder if there are any women who recognized their stolen clothes in his photos.

Soooooo creeeeepy. Ugh.

I meant r112

The gender thing notwithstanding, there is NOTHING about how this person has chosen to express their gender that says, "This is a serious person."

Why would they be hired?

[quote]I remember Charlotte tweeting that she was so excited to be shopping for dangly earrings and headbands.

For me it's the fact that he thinks only women can shop for dangly earrings and headbands.

Why did this person decide to go bald. They do not have the head and face for it at all. They are horrifying to look at.

R120, no amount of hair can make that face less tragic.

All the threads about this loser and criminal keep getting deleted. Why is he being protected??

A member of the club.

Why was this person ever let out of prison.? Was there supposed to be supervision? This murder was completely predictable. But, instead they gave this POS the keys to a facility full of women soi he had a fuller menu to choose from this time.

Do people really think most sexual paraphiliac behavior is harmless? Most of it is not.

You could park an A380 on that chrome dome!

OK am I missing something here? I did a price check and you can buy one of these bags go for about 200 dollars. Could he not afford a 200-dollar Roller Bag?

R125, “he” was either cheap, broke, a kleptomaniac, or saw a fabulous bag he had to have right now!

That’s my kink!

M can play... them... in a future biopic.

R125, please see my post at R85.

Holy cow, r183.

I had to stop reading the article…I can’t handle them using feminine pronouns to describe this homicidal POS

How did this turn into a pearl clutching thread?

I love pearls. Besides looking fabulous in them what else would you do . . . er, um. never mind.

Is this kook on the unemployment line yet?

No, he's got protection like none of us could ever dream of and he'll quietly move from this to a Democratic think tank position without ever missing a single paycheck.

[quote]No, he's got protection like none of us could ever dream of and he'll quietly move from this to a Democratic think tank position without ever missing a single paycheck.

You're probably right. However, paraphilia is all about escalation. The offenses he commits today won't provide a fraction of the thrill a year or five down the road. Eventually he'll do something truly heinous and will hopefully be caught and put away. Of course the gender cult will still defend him and ensure he's sent to a woman's prison.

(^.^) he might have fun in a men's prison actually

To the Batmobile!

Now that this supervillain has struck again in Las Vegas of all places, won’t anybody do anything? Who’s the superhero in Vegas?

He strikes again!

If anything this dude emphasizes how most whoa-men are just clowns. Make-up. Pointy shoes. And their costumes. Most lipstick is probably toxic so how nice to have a billion dollar industry based on that garbage.

He must have thought he hit the motherlode when he snatched a bag full of caftans.