I’m thankful for Chris Watts part 2

I wonder if Chris Watts is thankful for all the BBC he's getting in the slammer...or wherever...

It is weird how he is one of those people that is definitely not as cute without the facial hair. I hope he hasn't gotten all fat while in the slammer.

I had no idea the original pic went below his belly button! Game. Changer. I have to wholly adjust my wanking strategy now.

Obligatory RIP wife.

His eyes look dead

OMG

White boi with flava!!

What's happened to his lower abdomen? Surgical scars, shanking scars?

R7 He used to be quite chubby - perhaps that's it?

he should be wearing grey shorts!

Link to previous thread:

Hot to death!

I wonder how often they really do have sex?

This really touched me in the last thread:

[quote] Incredible how many of us he's managed to bring together in adoration despite our vast differences. What an amazing gift to our community.

#SoTrue

Chris should have rolled the dice and moved off on his own instead of putting Shazamarama Bing Bong out of her misery, and subsequently getting blamed for it. Because once out of Colorado he’d undoubtedly have been discovered and made into a big Hollywood star.

I truly yearn to see him in a Hallmark Christmas movie.

Do you get abdominal scarring like that from Lipo?

(He used to be a fat guy).

I don’t see any scarring?

[quote]R14 He used to be a fat guy

He’s big boned!

And you’d eat your feelings, too, if you were yoked to that shrieking harpy Shan’ann. That woman put him through hell.

She’s the type who probably purposefully goaded him into killing her, just so he’d be blamed.

For me, the fascination with this case was how fucking stupid Chris was. The Boulder police could have solved this case.

And his claim that he planned it for weeks? The only way he could've made it more obvious is if he strangled Shanananananana during one of her Instagram live videos.

His hair is greying in prison. I wonder if he will be allowed to color/dye it?

While this lady slanders Our Chris terribly, she’s a professional profiler and at least admits he’s a “damn good looking man.”

It’s important to know your enemy - we have to accept this is the kind of blasphemous junk being peddled out there. Watch with a friend so you feel safe! And trigger warning: it includes photos of the awful Shazam and her wispy headed demon spawn.

Discussion of Him begins at [bold]23:00 mark

Do you think the wife and kids are in hell for what they did to that adorable man ?

R20, the kids are in limbo or maybe an upper circle of hell. Shan’Ann is way, way down.

Shan’ann lead a somewhat chequered life - she worked for a shady car repair/tire dealership (?) business, secured funds to build a house who knows how, cleared out of there practically in the middle of the night, had some illness that was never documented as being real, went bankrupt once and was filing for it again, completely alienated her in-laws, made up her kid’s allergy (Thrive products are full of nuts), was deep into MLM schemes (Lularoe and Thrive)…

People who choose lives like that too often come to unsavory ends.

The wages of sin…

Dear Jesus, we are thankful for Chris Watts and everything he has done. Amen

I can give him ass babies and make him happy. He can shoke me to death with his big D., or fuck my brains out.

The love for Chris is dying down

Not for me

I will Gladly celebrate this demon’s death

Wrong thread, r28. I think there’s a Shan’Ann one floating around though.

He’s currently have man-sex in prison, right? We have confirmation he’s enjoying the pole and the hole to this day, yes?

Blessings on your house for this thread OP. Love to my Chris.

I'd like to see him DIG his way through my ESCAPE TUNNEL!

Thirsty fraus on here gonna be thirsty...

His stomach has a lot of excess skin on it

I wonder what body part Chris worked out today...feels like a chest day.

Well, I hope he has a high wattage Christmas on the horizon!

Why/how is he even posting these pics in the first place?

Why not? He’s got all the time now in prison. What else is he gonna do but workout and post sexy snaps?

I wish someone would kill that prick. I hope its painful too.

Does Chris have a steady boyfriend in prison?

[...]

I'm sending jail love letters, but I don't know where to send money ? How can I support my Chris through his ordeal ? TIA

I love that even during his intake, he’s flexing for the camera. Look at his sucked in stomach and perked up chest.

Loving r42

Chris Watts was working out a lot in the weeks/months leading up to the murders for his new girlfriend, Nichol. There are a lot of texts between them where he talks about what he's eating and so on.

Ugh I love a self-improvement bro who’s not afraid of bold moves in the pursuit of greater fulfillment and happiness.

I want him to show me what love is. With his cock and his fist, until there's nothing left of my bussy but a bruised, prolapsed mess.

There, I said what we were all thinking.

Why did they edit out the photos of the cavity search. That’s usually routine in intake photos nude of all crevices. And giant back tattoos? WTF? Why does he have so many trashy tattoos?

R48, I think they work for him.

he's so beautiful inside and out...[sigh]. I hope that bitch rots in hell

Chris is at your door!!

You can order him on Amazon?

Does he have an Amazon wishlist for Christmas?

Chris is young. We all make mistakes when we’re young.

fem boys in prison eating out his brown hole. and loving it, as he cums into the warden's mouth.

[quote] We all make mistakes when we’re young.

Exactly. So he went slightly overboard. Who didn't do something they wish they hadn't ? I'm sure he didn't mean ill. Why should he pay for the rest of his life, for a single second of slipping ? It's so unfair. i love you Chris.. We're all Chris

R52 You sure can!

That's amazing. But just a reminder that behind those perfect looking people.. could be people who are having real problems like bankruptcy, not getting along and at worst lurking something sinister.

His prison life is absolutely miserable. He’s in protective custody and even amongst other high powered prisoners, he’s despised . He killed a pregnant woman and two small children( his own daughters ) in a particularly brutal and violent way . The guards detest him and he rarely leaves his small cell . His looks are long gone .

R58 did they really look perfect though?

Wrong thread, r59. You're not welcome here.

[quote]His prison life is absolutely miserable.

The poor thing! Life just isn't fair!

[quote]Wrong thread, R59. You're not welcome here.

Fuck off, hall monitor. You're not in charge here.

R59 How the hell would you know? You go visit him?

sexy, straight man cock!

If ever there was a “rush to judgment” it was in Chris Watts’ case. He wasn’t even granted a trial!

Because he pleaded guilty, R66. That was his choice.

R67, He didn't do it, but he saw an opportunity to escape Frauland and took it. Who can blame him.

R68 He clearly did do it e.g. how would he know where the bodies were? He pleaded guilty because the evidence was so overwhelming that a jury would be crazy to find him not-guilty. And it meant that he would not get the death penalty.

Watts is virtually ignored in prison . They detest him

Wait...? There was a 'part one' to this bullshit? I thought it was a joke. I read a few of the comments and thought, 'Those are funny.' Then I read some more and thought, "Those are borderline sick, but maybe funny to some.' Then I read some more comments and thought, 'There are some sick fucks here.' Then I laughed.

[quote]If ever there was a “rush to judgment” it was in Chris Watts’ case. He wasn’t even granted a trial!

No suspect in the U.S. is ever denied a trial, moron. You were probably kidding, but with the rampant stupidity on display in this thread, who can tell?

R72, there are a lot of questions about this case. Nothing’s for certain.

R71 - part one was much funnier.

[quote]r72 No suspect in the U.S. is ever denied a trial, moron.

But there was [italic]no trial. [/italic]

#proof

I just want to pose ONE question to this monster of monsters: "May I be your sole prison bitch, to the exclusion of all others? One vicious slap for Yes, kill me for No." Because I'd hate to live in a world where he's wasted on lesser queens around me. He deserves oral and anal excellence every single time, not just occasionally. And I would provide that for him, without fail.

RIP wife very sad gone too soon better place now etc.

R75 That's not the same thing. There was no trial because Chris Watts chose to forfeit his right to one. He wasn't 'denied' one.

[quote]R71 Wait...? There was a 'part one' to this bullshit?

Our “Thriving for Justice” thread got to 11 or 12 versions back when Chris was first framed. It really pulled us all together in what was a difficult time for everyone.

I think we all agree on one thing - Chris was driven to this, and deserves a certain level of forgiveness.

It's weird that he agreed to take a polygraph test and confessed so quickly. Why? If he'd just kept quiet he'd have had a good chance of winning a trial at least. It seems unlikely that someone would have tracked down where the bodies were.

R79, I quibble with “certain level of.” Forgiveness and freedom, full stop, are what Chris deserves. He’s earned them. This travesty of justice has gone on long enough.

I think this is an instance where people will never really know the full truth

Maybe he’ll receive a Presidential Pardon? It all happened a long time ago, and cooler heads may now prevail.

Do we absolutely know for sure that the Miranda Rights were read to him correctly?

He's a true martyr of Matriarchy. A martyr I tell you. He took one for the team. He's our hero. We love you Chris. You suffer for all of us. Here's my hole.

I wish I could believe this continuing obsession is all a parody of some of the crazier celebrity obsessives but I think a whole lot of you are just sick fucks.

I want him inside me, quite deeply. Then I want to switch and get inside him, also quite deeply. Certainly deeper than any of you thirsty queens assembled here are capable of. He can rearrange my innards any which way he wants, I'd drop [italic]all[/italic] my walls for him.

This thread is hilarious.

I read that he is an evangelical prison preacher now. Praise Jesus!

He smothered his 3 year old daughter in front of his 5 year old daughter. That’s horrific

Looks, life’s hard. Bitch.

He's just a very impulsive and mischievous guy. I'm not saying he was railroaded but you never heard about the trial much while it was going on. He looks great though.

He deported himself like a true gentleman throughout his non-trial.

I wonder if he’ll play Hot Joseph in the prison Nativity Play this year? Just don’t let him near Mary or the kid.

Funny how fraus can kill any number of babies they want and it's BASC HUMAN RIGHTS and a guy kills 3 and he's a MONSTER. ...double standards much ?

I'm thankful for Chris Watts being locked up for the rest of his miserable life.

Don't forget a holiday card to him, folks. I can't think of a gift for him - maybe some cute aloe socks - god knows those floors do not help with foot skin, and I bet the lotion they use is cheap.

Cute socks is a good idea R97, I was thinking training gear. Maybe a compression t-shirt, he would look so good in that.

For Christmas, I'm sending him a Buche de Noel, with a file inside and my address, so he can stop by to thank me when he's escaped.

It’s sad that there are some Chris haters on the thread. I hope they consider something I think on often: “Chris” is just one letter away from “Christ.”

R99 how clever of you. I wouldn't mind sampling his buche myself. (I bet the cream filling is tasty)

is he related to Naomi ? is he white ? what's his ethnicity ?

"He smothered his 3 year old daughter in front of his 5 year old daughter. That’s horrific "

You mean hot. Easy typo.

My buche de noel for Chris

That's beautiful, r104. He will appreciate it very much indeed.

Fat frau killer, qu'est-ce c'est ? papapapam papapam papapapapam, better run run, run run, runawayyyyyyyyyyyy

thank you R05....are....you....Chris ?????? <3 <3 <3

I want to become an American citizen just so I can also become one of those notorious single-issue voters. And my single voting issue would be Chris receiving a full presidential pardon. It is actually His cock I'd secretly pledge my allegiance to at my naturalisation ceremony.

He really did take one for the team. Worship starts here v

You'll be deported, R108. The last line of the citizenship oath is "I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God"

We have enough fucked-up Americans, both born here and on this thread, without wanting more.

Your obvious mental illness is also reason to reject your application.

[quote]Don't forget a holiday card to him, folks. I can't think of a gift for him - maybe some cute aloe socks - god knows those floors do not help with foot skin, and I bet the lotion they use is cheap.

I vote for this as the most frau-ish reply to this thread. I simply cannot imagine any straight dude or lesbian thinking of something like that.

R90 He was fair and treated them both equally. I don't think he favored one over another if that's what you're implying.

R110 " Your obvious mental illness is also reason to reject your application. "

Yet here you are hanging out in this thread, replying frequently

Can the humorless 'tards leave? This thread is for people in on the joke

Sometimes I wake up in the night thinking of Chris, and I smile knowing it means he’s thinking of me, too. Then we have sexy time together in our minds.

We’ll get through this 👍

R115 "We’ll get through this"

We want conjugal visit video!

I don't think Shambla truly appreciated what a lovable scamp she landed.

A lot of housewives lack a sense of humor, and have lost - or just selfishly ignore - the art of indulging hubs. Plus she insisted on working (what with all the Thrive and Lula Roe nonsense) and that probably hurt Chris’ feelings, undercutting his masculinity.

Is he even aware of how big he is in the homosexual community, or are the prison guards cruelly withholding that fact from him? Surely that's a (protected) class action suit waiting to happen?

I could never love a man stupid enough to dump his dead wife and children at his workplace.

R115 Gorl, you need to give it up.

Chris is INNOCENT. Shanana FRAMED him!

We're none of us perfect

Last thread came up blank with dick pics of this sexy motherfucker but does anybody have the feets?

R124 Yes

feets are in the YT video I posted upthread, you stupid cumdump

For all the guys out there who were once, or still are, married to fraus : how many times did you think, when she was "giving it to you" , bitch, if you take one step closer to the opened window, you're outta here ? (I lived on 5th floor). It takes all your strenght of character not to slip. Team Chris, we're all Chris

I always had this notion that prison showers are the sexiest place on earth, like big, spacious, white tiled gang showers filled with hot brutal hunks, until I saw a documentary about life in jail. Those showers are not a place where you would want to go if you're not forced to. Filthy, crumbling , ran-down dumps full of germs, and other unidentified textures. Pron and Hollywood lied to me.

R128 Same - I wanted the sexiness of Oz, but without the meanness and violence

R128 doesn’t sound much diff than the average gay bar bathroom and let’s not lie, we’ve all done it there.

R130, yes, but in the dark, you can always pretend that you've lost the sense of smell. Them showers aren't dark, unfortunately

R97: Don't forget a holiday card to him, folks. I can't think of a gift for him - maybe some cute aloe socks - god knows those floors do not help with foot skin, and I bet the lotion they use is cheap.

Thrive patches? I fear he may have become a bit chubby from prison food and cinnamon buns from the prison commissary.

[quote] he may have become a bit chubby from prison food and cinnamon buns

How dare you ?? How very dare you ??? never !

What's fat is my cock going into his ass. There, there, Chris, tell me all about that awful Shania and the ugly dolls as I pound that hole. They were so mean to you weren't they. Poor guy.

Legit question - can prisoners buy lube?

I think the whole point of prison fuck is to assert your authority over faggits. = no lube.Everybody can hear the screaming from the shower/cell #6

R136 Is a happy little ray of sunshine, isn't he/she?

They have shampoo and lotion in prison. R136 is silly.

Speaking of showers, does Chris have any preference for a special body wash? I'd like to send him some if he's running low.

Axe makes a number of them. "Hawaiian Vibe" or "Caribbean Chill"? There's also one called "Anarchy," which might be just right for him.

No More Tears

R139 probably something musky and very masc will do

R139- I believe you should send him the one called " Prettiest on the Pod.

"fury Bros"

R1 Chris doesn’t bottom, retard.

R144-Wrll he does now! 😂

I bet it took the prison Alpha to deflower our Chris

R146- He taught Chris a passion he had never known.

"Shanana couldn't give you THAT, could she ?"

R148- Who?

So my beloved Chris has to remain in prison while that cunt Griner gets to walk free, talk about misplaced priorities.

R150- Disgusting, isn't it? He has served his time! Free him before he gains his previous weight back! We only have a very small window of time here.

What do they want from him? He's shown remorse. This is ridiculous.

sexy

R152 Seriously! (and thank you for making me laugh)

If they freed his chains he could marry again and raise happy children (with good hair), proving he can do it RIGHT this time!

But our modern society only wants to focus on the negative.

They will NEVER let him go. Would you ?

Some posters here just don't get this thread.

OR his dick! (unfortunately)

Isn't the penal system's function supposed to be rehabilitation? He has had a perfect record since his incarceration. When did we abandon our Christian principles like charity and forgiveness in favor of this petty vindictiveness?

Well said, R159

I know this thread is supposedly satirical, but it's obvious that there are some very damaged people here taking it a bit too seriously.

penal...mmmmm

Kim Kardashian will lobby Biden successfully! for a pardon. Then marry Chris.

YUM!

Such a beautiful man, inside and out, I have no doubt.

Si, is our Chris officially a GAY ICON yet ?

His birthday is in May, so that's plenty of time for several of you to figure out how to get a meetup going to visit him in Waupun, Wisconsin! Let him know that he has support deep and wide here.

I hope he’s keeping up a regular workout routine. I should mail my Jane Fonda tapes.

R166 Cuntbone is one word.

joking aside, he really is a victim of matriarchy. Women are designed to be pregnant, or to be taking care of babies,(and elderly) all their lives. Men provide. But our society is so degenerate, that women run in circles doing shit and being crazy. In europe, and most middle eastern countries, a woman would know better than to disrespect her husband. She'd be stoned by the whole community. We don't lead a natural life. Sad.

R170 Also all kidding aside - I do think there's this weird pressure to "have a family" instead of just fucking enjoying each other. Then the kids come - so much money, so much hassle, loss of all spontaneity. That person you had fun with, loved, and could have built a beautiful life now all boils down to - money, frantically taking care of offspring. I would go insane also.

She married a sadistic psychopath. Tragic but it happens. Men kill their wives all of the time. But to stomp your innocent toddlers through an opening the size of a dinner plate and listen to them drop 20 feet down into a dark tank of toxic crude oil is evil. Bella was most likely still alive when he dropped her into that tank after forcing her to ride for 45 minutes in his work truck with her dead mother at her feet and watching him choke her beloved baby sister to death. He could have just given them an overdose of Benadryl. Idgaf who or what his wife was, that was inhuman. However, this thread is parody and nothing more. I think it is funny, but others may not. Scrolling on by this thread is always an option.

R172 fascinating contribution

R172’s “insights” are pure speculation.

Was he [italic]there? [/italic] No.

R172 just making up dumb shit.

I actually don't know his story, but a man that good-looking , surely, is innocent

R172 It must be awful to be so constantly judgmental. I feel sorry for you.

Chris cannot be contained. He will find a guard with bangs.

I want to be his personal sperm bank where he and he alone can make a deposit. I don't think I can put it much more clearly than that.

R177 Gorl I’m cackling 😂

These threads are a reminder of why I love DL.

We as a community are always wanting to be accepted by the larger society, despite our differences. I must say I am shocked by the critical responses aimed at Chris here, where we refuse to extend the same tolerance.

Think about it.

You KNOW Genet would have been head over hills in love with our Chris.

R172 you saw the Tubi documentary too.

Shazam was just oversharing and creating a fake image for her "brand" that could never live up to the reality.

Yeah but to drop those girls down in the oil tanks through those tiny holes is cold. And the girls love their dad.

R172 you saw the Tubi documentary too?

Shazam was just over sharing on social media projecting an image that was not reality.

But to do that to those girls are just plain cold and heartless

I don't want to read that, he didn't do anything to the girls

Shambla killed them.

SHAMBALALA KILLED THEM AND KILLED HERSELF? SHE WAS A GONE GIRL

That’s what Chris FIRST told the police. And they try to question witnesses as soon as possible, before the memories fade.

If he doesn't promise to write me back, then I am not sending him any Christmas gifts.

he does write back R189, he does, he's lovely like that. This year I've sent him a box of chocolate and 25 000 $ in cash, and he sent me a beautiful poem, he's written himself. quote : We came into the world like brother and brother, And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another

The truth is revealed: Chris took the fall for Grift’An to spare her family the heartache. A prince. An absolute prince.

watch and tell : this hottie at 22:10 is pulling our leg, right ? he knows how sexy he is, he knows he could have said no. Try and watch without getting a boner

He paid the ultimate price. Uncomplainingly. With dignity.

He’s kind of like the BRF in that way.

Poor Chris. He just wanted to go once around the garden but ended up with autumn harvest.

Has anyone mailed him a Christmas card yet?

Make sure it's one that plays music when it's opened! Those are very cheery.

If you mail something now, it still has a chance of arriving to him before Christmas. You must hurry, though.

Thinking of Chris this evening. Also thinking of our other sweetie, Scott Peterson. 🎄❤️🙏

My thoughts are with you, r198.

Shocking and inconceivable that Scott was blatantly railroaded in court again today. [italic]No new trial! [/italic] As if finding out what really happened weren’t important!

Oh I’d swallow his seed - in a fuck’n heartbeat.

He really is sexy. Yummy. Very fuckable.

He was only trying to cleanse the world of worthless trash. People should be thankful he wiped them out when he did.

Merry Christmas to our guy!

cum is used as lube for his manly asshole.

I wonder if it will be revealed in Idaho’s Bryan Kohberger trial that he was a serial killer, and guilty of killing Shazam and the girls.

Then Our Chris would walk free!

R205 I don't think LE is serious about finding the true killer. It doesn't fit with their narrative. They all hate Chris.

I must slightly disagree. I don't think LE hates Chris. Deep down they crush on him too. But finding the real killer at this point would require far too much effort and, thanks to the bitch, ,Chris doesn't have enough to fund endless trips for donuts and coffee.

I just showed my mom the netflix doc on this, she had no idea about him, which is odd because she usually knows the high profile cases. Anyhow, I was doing a video dive and I have to say, her "hey guyz!" bullshit is mesmerizing. It really made me want to try thrive! Oh and I think she changed her name to Sha'nann to go with the bullshit, pretentious, Le-vel. I have to say, the one kid is cute in this video, climbing to get water and getting stuck. Starting at 0:50. I stopped after that. I still can't believe this dumbfuck didn't use this shitty thrive as his defense. I bet he wouldn't have wasted his family before the bullshit caffeine overload.

Oh also, who was Dan Peterson again? I read his name on other threads and was cracking up. Was he also into the Davy Blackburn case?