How many of you jerked off to this?
Ezra Miller in Playboy
|by Anonymous||reply 136||January 23, 2023 7:50 AM|
I only jerk to Hustles
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 28, 2022 7:20 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 28, 2022 7:23 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 28, 2022 7:29 AM|
The moment I found out he had poor hygiene put an end to my EM masturbation sessions. I was devastated but I do have standards. This was before the disgusting allegations about him started to come out.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 28, 2022 7:45 AM|
The photographer wisely diverted attention from his Minnie-Driver-shaped-head with what looks like leeches and spiders.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 28, 2022 7:51 AM|
In lacy pink lingerie yet still has dirty feet!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 28, 2022 7:58 AM|
With those creepy symbols on him? Blecch. He surely stinks to high heaven too.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 28, 2022 8:26 AM|
I bet he doesn't clean himself when he bottoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 28, 2022 8:31 AM|
R8 Zac Efron and Garrett Clayton are both guilty of doing that!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 28, 2022 8:43 AM|
A douche is a gay bottom's best friend.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 28, 2022 8:55 AM|
Isn't Ezra straight pedo? They don't bottom as much as I know.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 28, 2022 9:32 AM|
Ezra's probably bottomed for Hollywood execs.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 28, 2022 9:39 AM|
He’s woefully unattractive and has a horrendously dark energy about him. Hard pass!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 28, 2022 9:40 AM|
He looks great! Only because you can't see his face.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 28, 2022 10:05 AM|
I like men who look like men. I guess that excludes the non-binaries.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 28, 2022 10:07 AM|
He has a nice hairy chest and pubes.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 28, 2022 10:09 AM|
Does he even wash?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 28, 2022 10:10 AM|
Not after fucking according to one of his exes. Which means he reeks of dried pussy juice.🤮
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 28, 2022 10:12 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 28, 2022 10:18 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 28, 2022 4:33 PM|
Gays on the spectrum are not appealing no matter how much they try to present themselves as quirky fashionistas.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 28, 2022 4:36 PM|
He should have gone full frontal.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 28, 2022 7:57 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 28, 2022 7:59 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 28, 2022 8:27 PM|
He looks like he smells like a skid row bum. Dude/whatever is GROSS AS HELL
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 28, 2022 8:28 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 28, 2022 9:17 PM|
He’s a loser and I know someone who “mentored” him. The biggest asshole to ever live
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 28, 2022 9:27 PM|
Really? Worse than Hitler?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 28, 2022 9:31 PM|
Points for pubes.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 28, 2022 9:34 PM|
Why is Playboy giving this criminal a platform?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 28, 2022 11:02 PM|
Playboy has a history of catering to pedophiles. In the 70s they published Sugar'n' Spice which featured underage girls. One issue included nudes of 10 year old Brooke Shields.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 28, 2022 11:25 PM|
Not without a wiener shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 28, 2022 11:34 PM|
That is pretty got
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 28, 2022 11:39 PM|
Years ago some DLers claimed Ezra was a needy bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 29, 2022 9:12 PM|
I'd still hit it!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 30, 2022 9:24 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 30, 2022 11:56 PM|
Just soap him down before hand!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||December 1, 2022 3:39 AM|
Mentally ill people are a turn off. I have compassion for them, but they're not masturbation material.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||December 1, 2022 4:24 AM|
R38 They're amazing in bed but not worth it in all other areas.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||December 1, 2022 8:47 AM|
He was a very pretty teen but is aging out and all the stories about him just makes him repulsive.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||December 1, 2022 9:00 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||December 2, 2022 5:27 AM|
Blind Item-The A- list singer/actor is recruiting for his cult this week and already has a dozen or so that are waiting to be shipped out to his compound.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||December 3, 2022 6:40 AM|
Sounds more like Jared Leto than Ezra Miller.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||December 3, 2022 10:47 PM|
Ezra is a Jared wanna be.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||December 3, 2022 10:53 PM|
Maybe, but he hasn't achieved A- list status, and certainly not as a singer.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||December 3, 2022 11:11 PM|
Ezra has a band so he qualifies.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||December 4, 2022 12:56 AM|
How does he maintain that body? I don't picture him as the type to work out.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||December 7, 2022 6:34 AM|
Cut or uncut, though?
If cut, it explains a lot about his mental pathology.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||December 7, 2022 7:15 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||December 7, 2022 7:16 AM|
Actually r48, you meant to say uncut. If he has bad hygiene, then imagine how rancid his foreskin would be.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||December 7, 2022 7:19 AM|
Drugs and mental illness are great for keeping you skinny.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||December 7, 2022 7:58 AM|
R50 I meant penile mutilation often causes psychological pathology, while intactness might cause physiological pathology.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||December 7, 2022 8:10 AM|
r50 Given his bad hygiene, his dick is going to be rancid whether he has a foreskin or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||December 7, 2022 4:43 PM|
I could give him a sponge bathe if he’s dirty
|by Anonymous||reply 54||December 8, 2022 12:43 AM|
Why is this in Playboy?
Do they think straight men will be turned on by this?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||December 8, 2022 12:51 AM|
Playboy is promoting trans persons now.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||December 8, 2022 2:57 AM|
I wouldn't bang him unless he bathed, took lithium and klonopin and wore socks.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||December 8, 2022 9:17 AM|
I wouldn't bang him if Henry Cavill made a threesome with him a condition of dating.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||December 8, 2022 8:21 PM|
What if Ezra just watches from the closet?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||December 8, 2022 8:56 PM|
Would he have any of his many, many guns with him?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||December 11, 2022 12:37 AM|
The grooming minors thing aside, if Ezra trimmed his toenails and had better hygiene. He'd be the sexiest man in Hollywood.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||December 11, 2022 12:52 AM|
The unmitigated harlotry.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||December 11, 2022 2:24 AM|
Another pic from Playboy showing the rear view
|by Anonymous||reply 63||December 11, 2022 5:02 AM|
Legs in the air
|by Anonymous||reply 64||December 11, 2022 5:03 AM|
Is this a recent photshoot?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||December 11, 2022 5:17 AM|
It's from 2018
|by Anonymous||reply 66||December 11, 2022 5:19 AM|
It's unbelievable to me he was doing photo shoots like this four years ago and Warner would still not admit to themselves he was going to be a problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||December 11, 2022 5:24 AM|
Four years ago he was considered a trans gender icon and WB was eager to cash in.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||December 11, 2022 5:26 AM|
[quote] I like men who look like men. I guess that excludes the non-binaries.
I wonder if those "non-binaries" get any sex?
The smell of their madness must surely repel any possible mating.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||December 11, 2022 5:41 AM|
I notice his feet are black
|by Anonymous||reply 70||December 11, 2022 6:13 AM|
R70, it’s been reported that he believes the government is tracking him through his shoes and goes barefoot everywhere. He’ll even step on broken glass and bleed out, leaving other people to clean up for him.
Seriously. That’s a legitimate rumor.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||December 11, 2022 8:38 AM|
Where did you hear that?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||December 11, 2022 8:53 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||December 11, 2022 8:47 PM|
There was controversy when he was cast. Some people thought a pot smoking, non-binary, polyamourous actor shouldn't play a superhero.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||December 11, 2022 8:50 PM|
r63, that ain’t nothing but a teaspoon of ass and I would bet money he doesn’t douche before taking cock up his dirty ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||December 15, 2022 7:31 PM|
Dirty dirty crazy boy, very sexy, just for FUCKING. Would use ropes, toys, wax, piss, and pimp him out. Whatever get a rise out of him and me.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||December 15, 2022 7:44 PM|
I've had dirty boys like that presenting with unclean holes. Just work their douching into the humiliating sex play. Don't let them get away with presenting fudge packed fuck holes. Punish them.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||December 15, 2022 7:46 PM|
This is sexier. And I'm not even joking. For one thing, he's a legitimate superhero. For another, you can bet his feet are clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||December 15, 2022 8:01 PM|
This is not Ezra Miller in Playboy.
It is Ezra Miller in British GQ.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||December 15, 2022 8:02 PM|
How did I not see any of these besides the pink rabbit one?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||December 15, 2022 8:07 PM|
Is British GQ a porno mag?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||December 15, 2022 10:42 PM|
He looks like he probably smells in the OP photo. His skin looks to be coated with a fine layer of mung.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||December 15, 2022 10:45 PM|
Hmmm, at R19 he's got his poonanny cracked open. I hope he wore a panty liner.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||December 15, 2022 11:14 PM|
He likes being coy, revealing half his ass crack.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||December 16, 2022 4:30 AM|
I'd rather see Grant Gustin in these poses. It'd be way sexier.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||December 16, 2022 4:40 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 86||December 16, 2022 4:52 AM|
He has a nice body
|by Anonymous||reply 87||December 16, 2022 5:16 AM|
Love don't go away
Come back this way
And stay forever and ever
|by Anonymous||reply 88||December 16, 2022 6:08 AM|
He's cute and has a great body. However, too much baggage no one needs.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||December 16, 2022 3:23 PM|
He has a spankable little butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||December 17, 2022 5:04 AM|
Since when does PLAYBOY feature pictorials of near naked sexy men ? Have they lost their straight male audience ?
|by Anonymous||reply 91||December 18, 2022 3:33 AM|
I think Playboy has an identity issue since Hefner stepped down and even more so after he died and they are pandering to everybody but pleasing nobody. Regardless of the male models, trans models, obese models, etc etc. Nobody is buying a magazine to look at hot nude women anymore and the journalism which it was also famous can easily just be found in Rolling Stone and The Atlantic or various websites.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||December 18, 2022 3:39 AM|
IT IS NOT PLAYBOY. IT IS BRITISH GQ.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||December 18, 2022 3:50 AM|
The weird thing is he has a nice body, and he has a great face. But those photos were just not hot at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||December 18, 2022 3:51 AM|
He's beautiful but his aura is menacing not sexual.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||December 18, 2022 4:10 AM|
I’d rather see him in bondage gear
|by Anonymous||reply 96||December 18, 2022 6:52 AM|
R96 Them lol
|by Anonymous||reply 97||December 18, 2022 7:20 AM|
If he's trans why doesn't he shave his chest?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||December 19, 2022 5:46 AM|
I really believe he's just using the trans angle to get away with preying on women. He's the modern hetero Michael Jackson. With guns.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||December 19, 2022 6:49 AM|
I think he’s grotesque, physically and as a human being.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||December 19, 2022 8:31 AM|
Imagine a straight dude picks up the latest issue of Playboy, flips directly to the centerfold only to discover Ezra, clad only in heels, spreading his cheeks apart exposing his asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||December 19, 2022 8:41 AM|
If a straight man isn't aroused by Ezra's mussy then he is transphobic and must be cancelled!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||December 19, 2022 8:54 AM|
Who is this intended for? Straight people aren't turned by it and it doesn't seem like gays find it sexy either.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||December 19, 2022 7:59 PM|
Can someone tell me what is wrong with his feet? I've seen references to how disgusting they are but no photos. Are they infected or misshapen?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||December 19, 2022 8:04 PM|
They look fine in the GQ pics. He likes to walk around barefoot so sometimes they do appear gross and neglected.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||December 19, 2022 8:06 PM|
[quot] If he's trans why doesn't he shave his chest?
How dare you body shame a womxn for not conforming to patriarchal standards of personal grooming and hair removal! Next you'll be saying they should smile more!
|by Anonymous||reply 106||December 20, 2022 2:20 AM|
Well it couldn't hurt!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||December 21, 2022 4:06 AM|
I think he's schizophrenic or takes drugs that cause a schizophrenic like state of mind and is reluctant to wear shoes because he believes that they are government mind control devices.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||December 22, 2022 7:53 AM|
He's fixated on being the Messiah who's going to save Indigenous peoples. Maybe going barefoot is supposed to connect him to the Earth.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||December 22, 2022 8:05 PM|
Was Goodbye Horses playing during the photoshoot?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||December 24, 2022 3:06 AM|
Feet are points of contact with the ground, good conductors of the magical or spiritual fluid with which a holy man is charged.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||December 25, 2022 1:12 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 112||December 25, 2022 11:39 PM|
Walking around barefoot does not create nasty looking feet like his. He just doesn't like to cut his toenails
|by Anonymous||reply 113||December 25, 2022 11:43 PM|
In R6 and R64 the soles of his feet are black. I assume it's done on purpose, maybe to hide his jagged toenails.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||December 25, 2022 11:48 PM|
I'd like to see his pink rosebud.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||December 28, 2022 6:08 PM|
[quote]It's unbelievable to me he was doing photo shoots like this four years ago and Warner would still not admit to themselves he was going to be a problem.
Seriously. Nobody at Warner Bros. ever said "this guy is batshit, perhaps we shouldn't cast him in a multi-billion dollar franchise."
|by Anonymous||reply 116||December 28, 2022 6:55 PM|
I imagine several people at Warner were saying that, but he clearly has someone protecting him. Which actually should make it fairly easy to work out who, given how many top-level departures there have been since the Discovery takeover. Who's still there who would've had that kind of power back then and still has it now?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||December 28, 2022 7:10 PM|
He was also in the Fantastic Beasts franchise which has mercifully been canceled.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||December 29, 2022 5:31 AM|
For someone who likes to act all edgy he’s sure been in some mainstream pieces of crap
|by Anonymous||reply 119||December 29, 2022 5:33 AM|
He has a cult full of concubines to support.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||December 29, 2022 5:35 AM|
As well as babies allegedly on the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||December 29, 2022 6:23 AM|
With those genes they'll be the prettiest inmates in the asylum!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||December 29, 2022 9:10 PM|
So they're having sex orgies on this farm?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||December 30, 2022 6:38 AM|
His nipples are erect in the first pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||January 3, 2023 5:34 AM|
I didn’t jerk off to it, but I did throw up to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||January 3, 2023 5:39 AM|
I think he really needs to go full Jim Jones.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||January 3, 2023 5:47 AM|
Maybe if he gained 50 pounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||January 4, 2023 4:53 AM|
I'm guessing he's 8 inches cut with a piercing.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||January 11, 2023 2:13 AM|
I hope he does another spread.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||January 12, 2023 5:43 AM|
I'd like to see him pose as a sexy schoolmarm.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||January 13, 2023 11:00 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 131||January 15, 2023 4:47 AM|
He sounds exhausting
|by Anonymous||reply 132||January 15, 2023 11:42 AM|
Has he transitioned yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||January 16, 2023 8:59 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 134||January 23, 2023 5:23 AM|
Ezra Miller is OP and R134.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||January 23, 2023 7:44 AM|
He's a freak - lock him up.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||January 23, 2023 7:50 AM|