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Ezra Miller in Playboy

How many of you jerked off to this?

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by Anonymousreply 136January 23, 2023 7:50 AM

I only jerk to Hustles

by Anonymousreply 1November 28, 2022 7:20 AM

Nobody. NEXT!

by Anonymousreply 2November 28, 2022 7:23 AM

I didn't.

by Anonymousreply 3November 28, 2022 7:29 AM

The moment I found out he had poor hygiene put an end to my EM masturbation sessions. I was devastated but I do have standards. This was before the disgusting allegations about him started to come out.

by Anonymousreply 4November 28, 2022 7:45 AM

The photographer wisely diverted attention from his Minnie-Driver-shaped-head with what looks like leeches and spiders.

by Anonymousreply 5November 28, 2022 7:51 AM

In lacy pink lingerie yet still has dirty feet!

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by Anonymousreply 6November 28, 2022 7:58 AM

With those creepy symbols on him? Blecch. He surely stinks to high heaven too.

by Anonymousreply 7November 28, 2022 8:26 AM

I bet he doesn't clean himself when he bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 8November 28, 2022 8:31 AM

R8 Zac Efron and Garrett Clayton are both guilty of doing that!

by Anonymousreply 9November 28, 2022 8:43 AM

A douche is a gay bottom's best friend.

by Anonymousreply 10November 28, 2022 8:55 AM

Isn't Ezra straight pedo? They don't bottom as much as I know.

by Anonymousreply 11November 28, 2022 9:32 AM

Ezra's probably bottomed for Hollywood execs.

by Anonymousreply 12November 28, 2022 9:39 AM

He’s woefully unattractive and has a horrendously dark energy about him. Hard pass!

by Anonymousreply 13November 28, 2022 9:40 AM

He looks great! Only because you can't see his face.

by Anonymousreply 14November 28, 2022 10:05 AM

I like men who look like men. I guess that excludes the non-binaries.

by Anonymousreply 15November 28, 2022 10:07 AM

He has a nice hairy chest and pubes.

by Anonymousreply 16November 28, 2022 10:09 AM

Does he even wash?

by Anonymousreply 17November 28, 2022 10:10 AM

Not after fucking according to one of his exes. Which means he reeks of dried pussy juice.🤮

by Anonymousreply 18November 28, 2022 10:12 AM

Presenting hole!

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by Anonymousreply 19November 28, 2022 10:18 AM

.....

by Anonymousreply 20November 28, 2022 4:33 PM

Gays on the spectrum are not appealing no matter how much they try to present themselves as quirky fashionistas.

by Anonymousreply 21November 28, 2022 4:36 PM

He should have gone full frontal.

by Anonymousreply 22November 28, 2022 7:57 PM

Beautiful body

by Anonymousreply 23November 28, 2022 7:59 PM

Bare butt!

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by Anonymousreply 24November 28, 2022 8:27 PM

He looks like he smells like a skid row bum. Dude/whatever is GROSS AS HELL

by Anonymousreply 25November 28, 2022 8:28 PM

Eee. Outie.

by Anonymousreply 26November 28, 2022 9:17 PM

He’s a loser and I know someone who “mentored” him. The biggest asshole to ever live

by Anonymousreply 27November 28, 2022 9:27 PM

Really? Worse than Hitler?

by Anonymousreply 28November 28, 2022 9:31 PM

Points for pubes.

by Anonymousreply 29November 28, 2022 9:34 PM

Why is Playboy giving this criminal a platform?

by Anonymousreply 30November 28, 2022 11:02 PM

Playboy has a history of catering to pedophiles. In the 70s they published Sugar'n' Spice which featured underage girls. One issue included nudes of 10 year old Brooke Shields.

by Anonymousreply 31November 28, 2022 11:25 PM

Not without a wiener shot.

by Anonymousreply 32November 28, 2022 11:34 PM

That is pretty got

by Anonymousreply 33November 28, 2022 11:39 PM

Years ago some DLers claimed Ezra was a needy bottom.

by Anonymousreply 34November 29, 2022 9:12 PM

I'd still hit it!

by Anonymousreply 35November 30, 2022 9:24 PM

Same r35

by Anonymousreply 36November 30, 2022 11:56 PM

Just soap him down before hand!

by Anonymousreply 37December 1, 2022 3:39 AM

Mentally ill people are a turn off. I have compassion for them, but they're not masturbation material.

by Anonymousreply 38December 1, 2022 4:24 AM

R38 They're amazing in bed but not worth it in all other areas.

by Anonymousreply 39December 1, 2022 8:47 AM

He was a very pretty teen but is aging out and all the stories about him just makes him repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 40December 1, 2022 9:00 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 41December 2, 2022 5:27 AM

Blind Item-The A- list singer/actor is recruiting for his cult this week and already has a dozen or so that are waiting to be shipped out to his compound.

by Anonymousreply 42December 3, 2022 6:40 AM

Sounds more like Jared Leto than Ezra Miller.

by Anonymousreply 43December 3, 2022 10:47 PM

Ezra is a Jared wanna be.

by Anonymousreply 44December 3, 2022 10:53 PM

Maybe, but he hasn't achieved A- list status, and certainly not as a singer.

by Anonymousreply 45December 3, 2022 11:11 PM

Ezra has a band so he qualifies.

by Anonymousreply 46December 4, 2022 12:56 AM

How does he maintain that body? I don't picture him as the type to work out.

by Anonymousreply 47December 7, 2022 6:34 AM

Cut or uncut, though?

If cut, it explains a lot about his mental pathology.

by Anonymousreply 48December 7, 2022 7:15 AM

He's Jewish

by Anonymousreply 49December 7, 2022 7:16 AM

Actually r48, you meant to say uncut. If he has bad hygiene, then imagine how rancid his foreskin would be.

by Anonymousreply 50December 7, 2022 7:19 AM

Drugs and mental illness are great for keeping you skinny.

by Anonymousreply 51December 7, 2022 7:58 AM

R50 I meant penile mutilation often causes psychological pathology, while intactness might cause physiological pathology.

by Anonymousreply 52December 7, 2022 8:10 AM

r50 Given his bad hygiene, his dick is going to be rancid whether he has a foreskin or not.

by Anonymousreply 53December 7, 2022 4:43 PM

I could give him a sponge bathe if he’s dirty

by Anonymousreply 54December 8, 2022 12:43 AM

Why is this in Playboy?

Do they think straight men will be turned on by this?

by Anonymousreply 55December 8, 2022 12:51 AM

Playboy is promoting trans persons now.

by Anonymousreply 56December 8, 2022 2:57 AM

I wouldn't bang him unless he bathed, took lithium and klonopin and wore socks.

by Anonymousreply 57December 8, 2022 9:17 AM

I wouldn't bang him if Henry Cavill made a threesome with him a condition of dating.

by Anonymousreply 58December 8, 2022 8:21 PM

What if Ezra just watches from the closet?

by Anonymousreply 59December 8, 2022 8:56 PM

Would he have any of his many, many guns with him?

by Anonymousreply 60December 11, 2022 12:37 AM

The grooming minors thing aside, if Ezra trimmed his toenails and had better hygiene. He'd be the sexiest man in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 61December 11, 2022 12:52 AM

The unmitigated harlotry.

by Anonymousreply 62December 11, 2022 2:24 AM

Another pic from Playboy showing the rear view

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by Anonymousreply 63December 11, 2022 5:02 AM

Legs in the air

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by Anonymousreply 64December 11, 2022 5:03 AM

Is this a recent photshoot?

by Anonymousreply 65December 11, 2022 5:17 AM

It's from 2018

by Anonymousreply 66December 11, 2022 5:19 AM

It's unbelievable to me he was doing photo shoots like this four years ago and Warner would still not admit to themselves he was going to be a problem.

by Anonymousreply 67December 11, 2022 5:24 AM

Four years ago he was considered a trans gender icon and WB was eager to cash in.

by Anonymousreply 68December 11, 2022 5:26 AM

[quote] I like men who look like men. I guess that excludes the non-binaries.

I wonder if those "non-binaries" get any sex?

The smell of their madness must surely repel any possible mating.

by Anonymousreply 69December 11, 2022 5:41 AM

I notice his feet are black

by Anonymousreply 70December 11, 2022 6:13 AM

R70, it’s been reported that he believes the government is tracking him through his shoes and goes barefoot everywhere. He’ll even step on broken glass and bleed out, leaving other people to clean up for him.

Seriously. That’s a legitimate rumor.

by Anonymousreply 71December 11, 2022 8:38 AM

Where did you hear that?

by Anonymousreply 72December 11, 2022 8:53 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 73December 11, 2022 8:47 PM

There was controversy when he was cast. Some people thought a pot smoking, non-binary, polyamourous actor shouldn't play a superhero.

by Anonymousreply 74December 11, 2022 8:50 PM

r63, that ain’t nothing but a teaspoon of ass and I would bet money he doesn’t douche before taking cock up his dirty ass.

by Anonymousreply 75December 15, 2022 7:31 PM

Dirty dirty crazy boy, very sexy, just for FUCKING. Would use ropes, toys, wax, piss, and pimp him out. Whatever get a rise out of him and me.

by Anonymousreply 76December 15, 2022 7:44 PM

I've had dirty boys like that presenting with unclean holes. Just work their douching into the humiliating sex play. Don't let them get away with presenting fudge packed fuck holes. Punish them.

by Anonymousreply 77December 15, 2022 7:46 PM

This is sexier. And I'm not even joking. For one thing, he's a legitimate superhero. For another, you can bet his feet are clean.

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by Anonymousreply 78December 15, 2022 8:01 PM

This is not Ezra Miller in Playboy.

It is Ezra Miller in British GQ.

by Anonymousreply 79December 15, 2022 8:02 PM

How did I not see any of these besides the pink rabbit one?

by Anonymousreply 80December 15, 2022 8:07 PM

Is British GQ a porno mag?

by Anonymousreply 81December 15, 2022 10:42 PM

He looks like he probably smells in the OP photo. His skin looks to be coated with a fine layer of mung.

by Anonymousreply 82December 15, 2022 10:45 PM

Hmmm, at R19 he's got his poonanny cracked open. I hope he wore a panty liner.

by Anonymousreply 83December 15, 2022 11:14 PM

He likes being coy, revealing half his ass crack.

by Anonymousreply 84December 16, 2022 4:30 AM

I'd rather see Grant Gustin in these poses. It'd be way sexier.

by Anonymousreply 85December 16, 2022 4:40 AM

^Grant Gustin

by Anonymousreply 86December 16, 2022 4:52 AM

He has a nice body

by Anonymousreply 87December 16, 2022 5:16 AM

Love don't go away

Come back this way

And stay forever and ever

Please stay....

by Anonymousreply 88December 16, 2022 6:08 AM

He's cute and has a great body. However, too much baggage no one needs.

by Anonymousreply 89December 16, 2022 3:23 PM

He has a spankable little butt.

by Anonymousreply 90December 17, 2022 5:04 AM

Since when does PLAYBOY feature pictorials of near naked sexy men ? Have they lost their straight male audience ?

by Anonymousreply 91December 18, 2022 3:33 AM

I think Playboy has an identity issue since Hefner stepped down and even more so after he died and they are pandering to everybody but pleasing nobody. Regardless of the male models, trans models, obese models, etc etc. Nobody is buying a magazine to look at hot nude women anymore and the journalism which it was also famous can easily just be found in Rolling Stone and The Atlantic or various websites.

by Anonymousreply 92December 18, 2022 3:39 AM

IT IS NOT PLAYBOY. IT IS BRITISH GQ.

by Anonymousreply 93December 18, 2022 3:50 AM

The weird thing is he has a nice body, and he has a great face. But those photos were just not hot at all.

by Anonymousreply 94December 18, 2022 3:51 AM

He's beautiful but his aura is menacing not sexual.

by Anonymousreply 95December 18, 2022 4:10 AM

I’d rather see him in bondage gear

by Anonymousreply 96December 18, 2022 6:52 AM

R96 Them lol

by Anonymousreply 97December 18, 2022 7:20 AM

If he's trans why doesn't he shave his chest?

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by Anonymousreply 98December 19, 2022 5:46 AM

I really believe he's just using the trans angle to get away with preying on women. He's the modern hetero Michael Jackson. With guns.

by Anonymousreply 99December 19, 2022 6:49 AM

I think he’s grotesque, physically and as a human being.

by Anonymousreply 100December 19, 2022 8:31 AM

Imagine a straight dude picks up the latest issue of Playboy, flips directly to the centerfold only to discover Ezra, clad only in heels, spreading his cheeks apart exposing his asshole.

by Anonymousreply 101December 19, 2022 8:41 AM

If a straight man isn't aroused by Ezra's mussy then he is transphobic and must be cancelled!

by Anonymousreply 102December 19, 2022 8:54 AM

Who is this intended for? Straight people aren't turned by it and it doesn't seem like gays find it sexy either.

by Anonymousreply 103December 19, 2022 7:59 PM

Can someone tell me what is wrong with his feet? I've seen references to how disgusting they are but no photos. Are they infected or misshapen?

by Anonymousreply 104December 19, 2022 8:04 PM

They look fine in the GQ pics. He likes to walk around barefoot so sometimes they do appear gross and neglected.

by Anonymousreply 105December 19, 2022 8:06 PM

[quot] If he's trans why doesn't he shave his chest?

How dare you body shame a womxn for not conforming to patriarchal standards of personal grooming and hair removal! Next you'll be saying they should smile more!

by Anonymousreply 106December 20, 2022 2:20 AM

Well it couldn't hurt!

by Anonymousreply 107December 21, 2022 4:06 AM

I think he's schizophrenic or takes drugs that cause a schizophrenic like state of mind and is reluctant to wear shoes because he believes that they are government mind control devices.

by Anonymousreply 108December 22, 2022 7:53 AM

He's fixated on being the Messiah who's going to save Indigenous peoples. Maybe going barefoot is supposed to connect him to the Earth.

by Anonymousreply 109December 22, 2022 8:05 PM

Was Goodbye Horses playing during the photoshoot?

by Anonymousreply 110December 24, 2022 3:06 AM

Feet are points of contact with the ground, good conductors of the magical or spiritual fluid with which a holy man is charged.

by Anonymousreply 111December 25, 2022 1:12 PM

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by Anonymousreply 112December 25, 2022 11:39 PM

Walking around barefoot does not create nasty looking feet like his. He just doesn't like to cut his toenails

by Anonymousreply 113December 25, 2022 11:43 PM

In R6 and R64 the soles of his feet are black. I assume it's done on purpose, maybe to hide his jagged toenails.

by Anonymousreply 114December 25, 2022 11:48 PM

I'd like to see his pink rosebud.

by Anonymousreply 115December 28, 2022 6:08 PM

[quote]It's unbelievable to me he was doing photo shoots like this four years ago and Warner would still not admit to themselves he was going to be a problem.

Seriously. Nobody at Warner Bros. ever said "this guy is batshit, perhaps we shouldn't cast him in a multi-billion dollar franchise."

by Anonymousreply 116December 28, 2022 6:55 PM

I imagine several people at Warner were saying that, but he clearly has someone protecting him. Which actually should make it fairly easy to work out who, given how many top-level departures there have been since the Discovery takeover. Who's still there who would've had that kind of power back then and still has it now?

by Anonymousreply 117December 28, 2022 7:10 PM

He was also in the Fantastic Beasts franchise which has mercifully been canceled.

by Anonymousreply 118December 29, 2022 5:31 AM

For someone who likes to act all edgy he’s sure been in some mainstream pieces of crap

by Anonymousreply 119December 29, 2022 5:33 AM

He has a cult full of concubines to support.

by Anonymousreply 120December 29, 2022 5:35 AM

As well as babies allegedly on the way.

by Anonymousreply 121December 29, 2022 6:23 AM

With those genes they'll be the prettiest inmates in the asylum!

by Anonymousreply 122December 29, 2022 9:10 PM

So they're having sex orgies on this farm?

by Anonymousreply 123December 30, 2022 6:38 AM

His nipples are erect in the first pic.

by Anonymousreply 124January 3, 2023 5:34 AM

I didn’t jerk off to it, but I did throw up to it.

by Anonymousreply 125January 3, 2023 5:39 AM

He's fun!

I think he really needs to go full Jim Jones.

by Anonymousreply 126January 3, 2023 5:47 AM

Maybe if he gained 50 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 127January 4, 2023 4:53 AM

I'm guessing he's 8 inches cut with a piercing.

by Anonymousreply 128January 11, 2023 2:13 AM

I hope he does another spread.

by Anonymousreply 129January 12, 2023 5:43 AM

I'd like to see him pose as a sexy schoolmarm.

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by Anonymousreply 130January 13, 2023 11:00 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 131January 15, 2023 4:47 AM

He sounds exhausting

by Anonymousreply 132January 15, 2023 11:42 AM

Has he transitioned yet?

by Anonymousreply 133January 16, 2023 8:59 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 134January 23, 2023 5:23 AM

Ezra Miller is OP and R134.

by Anonymousreply 135January 23, 2023 7:44 AM

He's a freak - lock him up.

by Anonymousreply 136January 23, 2023 7:50 AM
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