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Bathing/showering mistakes

Please read the linked article and let it soak into your stubborn brains. This is basically a guideline on bathing dos /don'ts.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 27, 2022 4:07 PM

I'm here to remind you of the mess you made when you went away. . .

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2022 2:03 PM

OP is letting us know why he smells bad.

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2022 2:04 PM

And now I have:

Don't use soap in your vagina

Running through my head to the tune of "I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy."

Thanks, OP. Thank you SO much.

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2022 2:12 PM

Don’t forget the instructions for cleaning your penis.

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by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2022 3:01 PM

Sigh, a nice long hot shower or bath is one of the few remaining pleasures of life.

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2022 3:04 PM

[quote] You should clean your loofah weekly by soaking it in diluted bleach for five minutes and rinsing well. Although it’s convenient to store your loofah in the shower, it’s safer to shake it out and hang it somewhere cool where it will dry faster. You should replace a natural loofah at least every 3 to 4 weeks and a plastic one every 2 months.

As if.

by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2022 3:08 PM

R4–I was expecting better “Pictures.”

by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2022 3:12 PM

Same, r7

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2022 3:13 PM

[quote]it’s safer to shake it out and hang it somewhere cool

I’ve tried, but the coolness factor of these clubs nowadays seem to change each week.

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2022 4:05 PM

This club has everything: drying loofahs...

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2022 5:10 PM

I need instructions on how to wash my asshole.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2022 5:23 PM

You sure do.

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2022 5:27 PM

How does one avoid drowning?

by Anonymousreply 13November 27, 2022 3:29 PM

Were you been raised by wolfs or apes, not to know these basics???

by Anonymousreply 14November 27, 2022 3:34 PM

With that sentence structure, were you?

by Anonymousreply 15November 27, 2022 3:36 PM


by Anonymousreply 16November 27, 2022 3:36 PM

R14 is Yoda.

by Anonymousreply 17November 27, 2022 3:43 PM

Kiehl’s Creme de Corpse all over my body after bathing. My most fave body lotion.

by Anonymousreply 18November 27, 2022 3:46 PM

It doesn’t work I’ve tried it all.

by Anonymousreply 19November 27, 2022 3:47 PM

R18, just remember there’s a fine line between rubbing lotion on yourself and rubbing yourself with lotion.

I’ve crossed that line.

by Anonymousreply 20November 27, 2022 3:48 PM

Uggh, the "don't shower every day" people don't need more platforming, thanks.

Every adult should rinse off in the shower once a day, every single day. You don't need extremely hot water or lots of lathering with soap. In and out. You should use soap on your pits and your privates, and cleanse your face. In and out. The end.

The rest of the planet will thank you.

by Anonymousreply 21November 27, 2022 4:07 PM
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