Bathing/showering mistakes

I'm here to remind you of the mess you made when you went away. . .

OP is letting us know why he smells bad.

And now I have:

Don't use soap in your vagina

Running through my head to the tune of "I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy."

Thanks, OP. Thank you SO much.

Don’t forget the instructions for cleaning your penis.

Sigh, a nice long hot shower or bath is one of the few remaining pleasures of life.

[quote] You should clean your loofah weekly by soaking it in diluted bleach for five minutes and rinsing well. Although it’s convenient to store your loofah in the shower, it’s safer to shake it out and hang it somewhere cool where it will dry faster. You should replace a natural loofah at least every 3 to 4 weeks and a plastic one every 2 months.

As if.

R4–I was expecting better “Pictures.”

Same, r7

[quote]it’s safer to shake it out and hang it somewhere cool

I’ve tried, but the coolness factor of these clubs nowadays seem to change each week.

This club has everything: drying loofahs...

I need instructions on how to wash my asshole.

You sure do.

How does one avoid drowning?

Were you been raised by wolfs or apes, not to know these basics???

With that sentence structure, were you?

Wolfs?

R14 is Yoda.

Kiehl’s Creme de Corpse all over my body after bathing. My most fave body lotion.

It doesn’t work I’ve tried it all.

R18, just remember there’s a fine line between rubbing lotion on yourself and rubbing yourself with lotion.

I’ve crossed that line.

Uggh, the "don't shower every day" people don't need more platforming, thanks.

Every adult should rinse off in the shower once a day, every single day. You don't need extremely hot water or lots of lathering with soap. In and out. You should use soap on your pits and your privates, and cleanse your face. In and out. The end.

The rest of the planet will thank you.