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The Enematic Janet Jackson

I remember Janet appeared on Oprah on 1997 and revealed that she and her family were big fans of coffee enemas. She said that every Sunday they would go into the Valley and get some.

I was puzzled as to why on Earth she would chose to reveal this in front of millions of people. What was she thinking?

by Anonymousreply 24December 12, 2022 12:27 AM

“Enematic?” Is that some new spring-loaded anal projectile marketed by Fleet?

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2022 11:44 AM

Adjective

enematic (comparative more enematic, superlative most enematic)

Of or pertaining to enemas.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2022 11:45 AM

YASS, ENEMA QUEEEEEN and Coffee ICON!!

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2022 11:47 AM

This is it

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by Anonymousreply 4December 9, 2022 10:34 AM

She had the coffee doo doos!

by Anonymousreply 5December 9, 2022 10:35 AM

[quote]The Emetic Janet Jackson

FTFY

by Anonymousreply 6December 9, 2022 10:36 AM

Eeew

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by Anonymousreply 7December 9, 2022 10:37 AM

[quote]The Emetic Janet Jackson

That also works.

by Anonymousreply 8December 9, 2022 10:38 AM

Love Will Never Doo Without You.

by Anonymousreply 9December 9, 2022 10:43 AM
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by Anonymousreply 10December 9, 2022 10:55 AM

Because shit constantly leaks from her well-worn holes.

by Anonymousreply 11December 9, 2022 10:56 AM

Oprah looked so disgusted and awkward when Janet said that

by Anonymousreply 12December 9, 2022 12:14 PM

Wasn’t that a Pointer Sisters hit? Enematic? Or am I thinking of I’m So Exited?

by Anonymousreply 13December 9, 2022 12:44 PM

Mae West used to have a coffee enema every day. She said that was her secret to staying young.

by Anonymousreply 14December 9, 2022 6:36 PM

Whereas Michael was all about the 'Jesus juice'.

by Anonymousreply 15December 9, 2022 8:28 PM

Love Will Never Doo Doos Without You

by Anonymousreply 16December 10, 2022 3:57 AM

R13 = Larry King

by Anonymousreply 17December 10, 2022 4:20 AM
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by Anonymousreply 18December 10, 2022 11:04 AM

Can you do a face morph of Janet onto Gabourey Sidibe?

by Anonymousreply 19December 10, 2022 11:48 AM

That's Precious!

by Anonymousreply 20December 10, 2022 11:49 AM

They’re not good for your health if done regularly.

by Anonymousreply 21December 11, 2022 8:36 AM

Stealth scat thread!

by Anonymousreply 22December 11, 2022 8:40 AM

Janet is recording an Ella Fitzgerald tribute album?

by Anonymousreply 23December 11, 2022 8:46 AM

Janet made coffee shits!

by Anonymousreply 24December 12, 2022 12:27 AM
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