Zach Wilson, Quarterback for the New York Jets

Best friends with Dax Milne.

Why is it that hot guys are always best friends???

Dax and Zach.

Basic young white guys who will lose their looks by 30.

Dax is hotter than Zach.

Meh ...

Gay Face

R3, but if you can have them before 30, it's very nice.

Are they MAGA supporters?

r2 - boys in love

Mormon?

Such a delightful young man. Spoiled asshole whose uncle founded Jet Blue and whose mom is alt-right.

Is he a Wilson Brothers grandchild?

R11, just as I thought. It appears he is a right-wing asshole. Major turn off.

[quote]All-American boy, 23 years old.

So he must be penilely mutilated then.

Mormon. Or leave out the middle M and you’ve nailed it.

Average white guy in a sport full of hot black studs

They both look hard of thinking.

Who would have thought OP's "hot" guy would turn out to be a right-wing netball?

Everybody.

Wilson looks like he's a member of the Young Republicans group. He's a major league cherry boy, that's for sure.

Thank you for introducing me to DAX.

DAX ROMANA!!!

Bland and blond, shitty QB.

They’re just average looking guys. Maybe they have decent bodies but at least one of them isn’t getting any. Is he married yet?

OP didn't say he was hawt as fuck, or model handsome. All-American style.

Dax has strong, smooth, and sexy legs.

Cute enough, hot disposition. Don’t usually like blondes but I’d slam until I finish. Dax I’d take a little more time with.

Dax in the snow!

Dax seems like a cheerful and enthusiastic young man.

Dax is too pretty for sportsball. I hope it doesn't fuck up his brain.

VPL?

I can't tell.

Such a bland white boy. He’s no Jalen Hurts

Are most quarterbacks white?

[quote] Are they MAGA supporters?

R8 watches way too much MSNBC.

Is he a returned missionary?

Wilson is M.A.G.A and his mother is even worse. She bat shit crazy. Basically she's a better looking MTG.

Neither is pretty, just young

Do these boys have a joint TikTok?

He's a whiny bitch who just got benched by the Jets...for being a whiny bitch.

According to his disgruntled ex-girlfriend, he was screwing his mom's best friend.

I’m repeatedly amazed how the US as a nation worships pretty white athletes like this. The gays, I get, but everyone else? Are they all f@gs?

R39 Go back to school. Almost ALL cultures venerate and admire handsome healthy strong young men. It's hard wired from millions of years of evolution. Young men are visually the peacocks of the human race. And they traditionally have essential roles to play in individual lives and in the development and progress of a culture.

American football attracts intense interest because the young men are symbols of warriors. This connects deeply to instinctual value systems.

MayB u need skoolin.

R40 Oh my.

I don’t think Ryan Lochte is furthering any progress in culture anytime soon!!

R42 uh, yes it does.

I don’t think Zach is going to last as a starting QB. He’s pretty bad. The ex-bf is better looking.

How is a 23 year old the quarterback?!

R43 only that weird Jack Grealish stalker on here - and he’s thick as shit too - and NOT worshipped and idolised.

Dax looks like a combo of Justin Hartley and one of my cousins. Weird combination.

R23 That was my thought too—kid is handsome, but he’s honestly going up against 220+ pound guys?

We need to rescue DAX and get him into a trade school

R46 have you ever travelled abroad and if so, where?

he's a sweet twink

Twunk

A couple of cookie smelling faces.

Dax Milne is (was?) Wilsons best friend, teammate, and roommate at BYU, and is now dating Abbey Gile, who was Wilson’s high school sweetheart and ex-girlfriend.

Not great, Milne. To be clear, you simply never date any of your friends ex-girlfriends. It never works out and it ALWAYS ends badly. You’re breaking the unwritten rule of Bro Code and it should never happen.

Regardless, the more important part of this story was the reason that Wilson and his ex-girlfriend broke up in the first place.

There had to be a reason outside the fact that everyone at BYU tends to be of mormon faith and they all have these gigantic love circles.

If you don’t believe me, just watch “Big Love” on HBO Max (RIP Bill Paxton).

So anyways, Abbey Gile walked away from Zach Wilson, who is supposed to be an NFL star and then started dating his best friend, who’s a fringe roster guy on the Washington Commanders.

As it turns out, Zach Wilson and Abbey Gile broke up because Zach Wilson was banging his mom’s friends.

How do we know that? Well, Abbey Gile just came out and told us in the comments. She wasn’t going to sit back and take all the criticism from the internet saying that she ruined everything so she straight up just said Wilson was having sex with his moms friends.

This girl learned her boyfriend was sleeping with his moms friends and probably said “you know what? Now I’m going to fuck your best friend.”

Tough to pick a side here. Part of me wants to give props to Zach Wilson for having sex with his moms friends but I do love the fact that Abbey was out there exposing him and now banging Zach’s best friend.

The real loser in this situation is Dax Milne. Wake up bro. You’re being used by your best friends ex-girlfriend to get back at him. Are you really that dumb? You can’t be sticking around through this drama. Gile literally explained that on social media and you’re still sticking around? Pathetic.

Dax is the only innocent angel here.

He's so adorable.

I want to rim him for hours.

He deserves that much!

Oh, and the girl is a whore, darlin'!

NY Jets' Zach Wilson's Ex Abby Gile Is Sharing Cute Photos With Her New Boyfriend, NFL's Dax Milne

What a shitty write @R53.

Anyone who uses "anyways," should be given the death penalty. No trial, just right to the chair.

writer*

R49 I’m from “abroad”.

I never thought it was possible for an NFL player to be adorable.

But Dax really is adorable.

I worry about him getting pounded by these hulks on the football field.

Dax has weird coloring.

Is Dax mulatto?

No, R62.

He's high yellow.

Zach has been benched and will not be playing this Sunday.

Aw, how cute.

Zach (2nd from left, all black) and Dax (far right) freshman year at BYU.

Dax is tiny, compared to the other guys.

I volunteer to mentor these guys

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

EEEK, R67!!!!!

How dare you frighten us with that horrid photo!!!!!!

You're an awful person.

I'm a Jet fan.

Fuck this little punk POS.

Privileged little bastard is fucking up our season.

Zach is hot. Zach please take your shirt off and call me bad names.

[quote] He's high yellow.

Explain this phrase please.

Dax has such a nice smile.

And I enjoy seeing him shirtless.

Is he Mor-man?

Part colored, could pass as white.

What kind of name is Milne?

Is it Jewish?

I haven’t been this excited since Helen Hunt took off her blouse.

Milne is English and Scottish, like A.A. Milne, author of "Winnie the Pooh".

[quote] Dax is too pretty for sportsball. I hope it doesn't fuck up his brain.

He's MAGAt spawn; brain's already fucked up.

R72 Check out his friend Gunner Romney in that photo. HOT.

Jack Nickelson is bio dad?

Sizemeat verificata?

Rightwing fagomagata.

Are Zach and Dax both brain damaged from playing tho'?

Did he win his sportsball game today? Was there macho ass slapping involved? Brojobs later in the shower? A visit to the Chicken Ranch later?

[quote] Check out his friend Gunner Romney in that photo. HOT.

Of the Salt Lake City Romneys?

R14 We can only hope.

[quote]I volunteer to mentor these guys—Aaron Rodgers

You're sounding like a "groomer," Aaron.

Do you think that Dax would be open to letting me rim him for one hour?

That ass deserves some tender loving care.

[quote]But Dax really is adorable.

Not if he's a deplorable.

Dax deserves his own thread. He’s better looking.

Not only better looking, he seems to have charm and a personality. His gorgeous young physical condition makes up for the missing upper lip and the "surprised!" expressions.

Every one of these girls always has the exact same look.

Ewww, you fuckers have really bad taste.

AWG that will fall apart in 5 years. 10 if he's lucky.