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Jake Gyllenhaal is in love

Ready to settle down. Won't be long now until he has that cunt knocked up.

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by Anonymousreply 224December 6, 2022 2:39 PM

Lmao this old homo ain't loving nothing with a puss.

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2022 4:06 AM

Oh, Jake.

You're far too old to be doing this.

Just be yourself, and come out already.

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2022 4:08 AM

Jake Gaylenhaal has a new film to promote so he's in love.

Fixed for OP

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2022 4:09 AM

Men dating women half their age has started to look down upon, finally after 1000s of years. But even I know this shit is fake. Jake likes cock.

by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2022 4:11 AM

Ah gays, they're falling like dominoes for you, aren't they? Taylor Lautner. Engaged! Shawn Mendes. Dating Women! And now your precious Jake. At least you still have your Bomers and NPH.

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2022 4:45 AM

So any of these assholes date women their own age? Is that a bearding thing? Dating young girls in order to look more virile?

by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2022 4:56 AM

He looks really good I must admit.

by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2022 5:04 AM

R5 Lmao as if miss Shawna bearding with more women means anything, and taylor Lautner is still gay. Giving yourself w&w won't make these fags you drool over str8 fat frau.

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2022 5:14 AM

Appearing with Ripa and Ryan the other morning, Jake said he was preparing the family turkey this Thanksgiving and that he would “spatchcock” it, which had everyone giggling.

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2022 5:19 AM

I have that twinkle in my eye when a man is handsome. Really wearing the sunglasses to look everywhere I really want to. And maybe hide a good stoning sesh.

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2022 5:40 AM

Lautner doubled down and got married.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2022 5:44 AM

Good for Taylor! And good for Jake! I love thinking about the smug smiles wiped off your faces when you realize hot actors are ultimately straight.

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2022 5:48 AM

That leather jacket plus the scarf thing he's wearing = gay gay gay.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2022 6:33 AM

R14 I for one think it’s a great look!

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2022 6:49 AM

Can't stand the fake ass cocksucker.

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2022 7:15 AM

If fucking Jake can't find love, is there any hope for us riff-raff?

by Anonymousreply 16November 24, 2022 7:21 AM

Jake is looking long in the tooth these days.

by Anonymousreply 17November 24, 2022 7:42 AM

[quote]Won't be long now until he has that cunt knocked up.

jealous gurl ^

by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2022 7:44 AM

weird baggy jeans they're both wearing - please don't let this be the new fashion, oh, well, who cares?

by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2022 7:46 AM

R12 Yeah just like very str8 pussy loving Travolta, lmao No one but loser fraus like you belive these fags are str8.

by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2022 8:40 AM

Younger women are more easy to impress and control, not to mention lacking the life experience to identify red flags.

by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2022 8:56 AM

Does anyone know the new movie he’s promoting?

by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2022 9:03 AM

Staged bullshit.

The photography is by BrosNYC.

The photographer gets paid to take pap pics for TV shows.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2022 9:29 AM

R19 Baggy jeans are back.

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2022 9:33 AM

Never thought he was gay. No closeted gay actor would agree to star in Brokeback Mountain.

by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2022 9:59 AM

Let’s hear it for Jake’s PR sliding in at r25. Well I’m persuaded.

by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2022 10:08 AM

R26 You got me. I am being paid by the comment.

by Anonymousreply 27November 24, 2022 10:18 AM

I miss the old days...

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by Anonymousreply 28November 24, 2022 12:30 PM

[quote]Never thought he was gay. No closeted gay actor would agree to star in Brokeback Mountain.

exactly what I think

but the gurls round here fell in love with his gayness in that movie and won't let it go.

by Anonymousreply 29November 24, 2022 12:32 PM

“Jake Gyllenhall on rare outing”

Very good, Daily Mail, very good.

by Anonymousreply 30November 24, 2022 12:33 PM

Well said, a blue, blue moon

by Anonymousreply 31November 24, 2022 12:35 PM

He's starting to look old.

Anyway, someone I know that worked with him says he is bi and hooked up with both male and fans pretty regularly during a play they both worked on.

by Anonymousreply 32November 24, 2022 12:38 PM

is this "discussion" yet another seacow creation

by Anonymousreply 33November 24, 2022 12:42 PM

Why is she a "cunt," OP?

by Anonymousreply 34November 24, 2022 12:48 PM

Wow!! It’s almost like he has a movie to promote the very same week this article was published!!

Jake, you gay.

by Anonymousreply 35November 24, 2022 12:51 PM

I’m a little bit of a Jake Stan… he really has worn baggy pants ever since he started being photographed. Always kinda wanted to see him in tighter pants, but it honestly just hasn’t happened in 15 years

by Anonymousreply 36November 24, 2022 12:55 PM

When can I let go of her hand? How long does the Disney contract stipulate?

by Anonymousreply 37November 24, 2022 1:00 PM

His outfit is awful. It makes me think maybe he is straight after all.

by Anonymousreply 38November 24, 2022 1:02 PM

[quote]I’m a little bit of a Jake Stan… he really has worn baggy pants ever since he started being photographed. Always kinda wanted to see him in tighter pants, but it honestly just hasn’t happened in 15 years

It has actually - I remember admiring his slim hips in the movie Lovely & Amazing, the only time I thought he was at all appealing.

by Anonymousreply 39November 24, 2022 1:32 PM

The group of pics from R28 convinced me. They way Jake looks at him sealed the deal for me. Straight men don't look at each other that way.

by Anonymousreply 40November 24, 2022 4:39 PM

Bad week for DL. First Shawn and now Jake.

by Anonymousreply 41November 24, 2022 4:51 PM

R41 Lovin’ the irony

by Anonymousreply 42November 24, 2022 4:53 PM

And don't forget that Taylor Lautner got married. You boyses' gaydar needs some fine tuning lol

by Anonymousreply 43November 24, 2022 4:55 PM

Miss Gyllenhaal is tearing up dat pussy, trying to get the world to believe he is str8!!

Next thing u know, Miss Semencrest will be "caught" fucking a real girl in the ABC studio just to make dumbasses believe she is str8!!

by Anonymousreply 44November 24, 2022 5:01 PM

R43 Lovin’ you too!

Closets gonna closet!

by Anonymousreply 45November 24, 2022 5:12 PM

R25 it's lik a double agent thing

by Anonymousreply 46November 24, 2022 5:26 PM

It’s true! It’s true!

Jake wouldn’t bullshit Howard Stern, would he?

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by Anonymousreply 47November 24, 2022 6:03 PM


I meant out of costume. If he’s not on the beach, he’s wearing baggy pants.

by Anonymousreply 48November 24, 2022 7:57 PM

R43 And Tom Hiddleston and Alexander Skarsgård had babies.

by Anonymousreply 49November 24, 2022 8:29 PM

R47, There was a time when Howard Stern would have seen through and mocked Jake, but the Howard Stern we once knew has been neutered.

by Anonymousreply 50November 24, 2022 8:51 PM

Where's your evidence Jake is gay? Meanwhile, there's a mountain of proof that he's straight. So I'll ask it again, where's your evidence that Jake is gay? Pics of him kissing another guy? Gay sex tape? Where is your proof?

by Anonymousreply 51November 24, 2022 9:25 PM

Calm your tits R51

by Anonymousreply 52November 24, 2022 9:28 PM

R51, Let’s ask Reese Witherspoon.

by Anonymousreply 53November 24, 2022 9:38 PM

How old is that woman at R51 ?

by Anonymousreply 54November 24, 2022 10:01 PM

R43 lol one dated taylor swift and the other dated a lesbian, who needs fine tuning again? You dumb fraus believe anything. I.e. you str8 women will never have a better gaydar than actual gay men.

by Anonymousreply 55November 25, 2022 5:05 AM

R29 We're not your gurls, stupid dumb fat frau cow. No one wants your frau kind here.

by Anonymousreply 56November 25, 2022 5:07 AM

R41 LOL, shawn mendes ain't fooling anyone. Doesn't matter how many beards he is set up with. But your the frau that's always screaming in Shawna threads that he's str8. Lmao.

by Anonymousreply 57November 25, 2022 5:12 AM

Not digging the bomber jacket look on him. He looks like a puffed-up pillow.

On another note, he's been dating the model since she was 22 and he was 37...getting a wee bit cringey.

by Anonymousreply 58November 25, 2022 5:25 AM

both of their jackets are hideous. a match made in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 59November 25, 2022 5:27 AM


by Anonymousreply 60November 25, 2022 5:41 AM

[quote] We're not your gurls, stupid dumb fat frau cow. No one wants your frau kind here.

You sound so MANLY.

by Anonymousreply 61November 25, 2022 6:19 AM

[quote]Why is she a "cunt," OP?

I was talking about her pussy. But now that you mention it, I have no doubts that she's a cunt too.

by Anonymousreply 62November 25, 2022 7:14 AM

Poor Seacow, still a sad cunt after all these years. Must be the anal fissures.

by Anonymousreply 63November 25, 2022 7:46 AM

R61 so do you, tennis-player.

by Anonymousreply 64November 25, 2022 9:36 AM

Jake doesn't have child-bearing hips, so I believe R32 who says he is a bi. I think the same about A. G.. But C.H. has an "hourglass-figure" and dresses like a f*****. He could be the real hollywood gay here but no one is suspecting it...

There is this link from 2004 that revealed ALL gays and bisexuals of hollywood. The link was once posted here. Is there an updated version?

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by Anonymousreply 65November 25, 2022 9:40 AM

In love with a woman? But he's a fag.

by Anonymousreply 66November 25, 2022 9:42 AM

Does not bathe!

by Anonymousreply 67November 25, 2022 1:33 PM

Can’t-keep-their-hands-off-each-other couples for the months before & after movie 🍿 release dates 🤔

by Anonymousreply 68November 25, 2022 1:57 PM

My bisexual ex rarely washed himself too. I tolerated it but now I feel digusted that I allowed that. R67

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by Anonymousreply 69November 25, 2022 3:53 PM

He's very hairy. His ass and balls must stink. I dibr care how handsome he is that's a turnoff.

by Anonymousreply 70November 25, 2022 4:01 PM

R70 in the netflix movie Velvet Buzzsaw, his arse was waxed or shaved. Maybe for the director?

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by Anonymousreply 71November 25, 2022 4:05 PM

He looks even better as he ages.

by Anonymousreply 72November 25, 2022 4:10 PM

I miss his old nose. It made him look adorable.

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by Anonymousreply 73November 25, 2022 4:13 PM

He probably wants kids. Whatever your underlying sexuality, if you want children and aren’t exclusively homosexual, it isn’t that much of a stretch to mate.

by Anonymousreply 74November 25, 2022 4:18 PM

Oy! Jacob Benjamin the remake has your name on it.

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by Anonymousreply 75November 25, 2022 5:20 PM

From my experience in Hollywood, people should be surprised if any actor is actually straight! They all seem rather flexible with sexuality. Babies are rarely concieved the traditional way with many opting for surrogacy, so having a baby is no indication of straightness either.

by Anonymousreply 76November 25, 2022 5:33 PM

Looks like I won't be Mrs. Jake Gyllenhaal any time soon.

by Anonymousreply 77November 25, 2022 5:36 PM

I hope the PERSON he's in love with is a TOTAL TOP otherwise it won't work.

by Anonymousreply 78November 25, 2022 6:35 PM

He's a stuck-up asshole. His sister is an even bigger stuck-up asshole. Their mother is a raging bitch.

by Anonymousreply 79November 25, 2022 6:53 PM

To R79, how do you really feel about them?

You made me laugh!!

by Anonymousreply 80November 25, 2022 7:13 PM


by Anonymousreply 81November 25, 2022 7:28 PM

with COCK

by Anonymousreply 82November 25, 2022 7:42 PM

Even if his ass is shave if he doesn't bathe he smells of swamp-ass.

by Anonymousreply 83November 25, 2022 7:55 PM

R55 What lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 84November 25, 2022 9:37 PM

R76 From your experience? And what experience do you have in Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 85November 25, 2022 9:38 PM

What a Plain Jane, how in the world is this woman a model? She's not attractive in the least.

Quelle surprise, yet another contract 'relationship' with yet another unknown 'model'. Haven't we gone through this many times before with Clooney, Leo DeCrappio and Lord knows all the other closeted actors. Who gives a flying fuck about all these lame photo ops.

Jake needs to emerge from that big lonely dark closet!

by Anonymousreply 86November 25, 2022 9:44 PM

R69 that shit it so elitist. Wealthy people circlejerking and fetishising and 'trending' the habits or deprivation of the poor. Fuck them.

by Anonymousreply 87November 25, 2022 9:57 PM

A quick shower only takes three minutes, there's no excuse not to bathe daily.

by Anonymousreply 88November 25, 2022 10:01 PM

[quote]What a Plain Jane, how in the world is this woman a model? She's not attractive in the least.

jealous gurl ⬆️

actually she's very attractive and a perfect match.

by Anonymousreply 89November 25, 2022 10:03 PM

It's been 17 years since BBM and he's still just dating around?

by Anonymousreply 90November 25, 2022 10:13 PM

R77 Don’t fret none honey. You can be the second Mrs. Gyllenhaal. You know, the trophy wife.

by Anonymousreply 91November 25, 2022 10:14 PM

What makes her a cunt, OP? Seriously I'd like to know. He's what 23 years older than her? Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 92November 25, 2022 10:19 PM

She's so basic looking.

by Anonymousreply 93November 25, 2022 10:19 PM

So is he R93. He ain't nothing to write home about, except for the fact that be is a very good actor.

by Anonymousreply 94November 25, 2022 10:23 PM

Jealous of a plain woman? The person who thinks he's "very attractive" needs eyeglasses or to get their eyes checked.

People are commenting on this woman's dreary plain looks because she's not model material.

My comments have nothing to do with how attractive Jake is compared to her, because he's not attractive either! Few people think he's any sort of Adonis.I've always found JG ugly and that bad nose job sure doesn't help.

by Anonymousreply 95November 25, 2022 10:47 PM

"The person who thinks she's very attractive..."

by Anonymousreply 96November 25, 2022 10:49 PM

R90 I'm a hard cock to get over.

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by Anonymousreply 97November 25, 2022 11:09 PM

She’s a model.

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by Anonymousreply 98November 25, 2022 11:22 PM
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by Anonymousreply 99November 25, 2022 11:32 PM

Oh young gay bearding!

Well, he's not so young, but still gay bearding...so romantic!

by Anonymousreply 100November 25, 2022 11:48 PM

Nothing like a beard, who is half your age, to say,

"Hey World, I'm a middle-aged man who's not comfortable being gay!"

by Anonymousreply 101November 25, 2022 11:50 PM

Why does DL thinks Jake is gay but didn't thought the same about, let's say, Heath Ledger?

by Anonymousreply 102November 26, 2022 12:28 AM

Because Heath Ledger wasn't gay, R102. Are you stupid? You think anyone who plays a gay role must be gay?

by Anonymousreply 103November 26, 2022 12:38 AM

[quote]She’s a model.

"Model" is a pretty broad category these days.

by Anonymousreply 104November 26, 2022 12:39 AM

Have they fucked yet or did he say he’s saving sex for marriage…

by Anonymousreply 105November 26, 2022 12:47 AM

He seems very dumb. I just read an article where he was interviewed about a new part he plays in something with Dennis Quaid and he didn't remember that Quaid played his father in an earlier movie.

by Anonymousreply 106November 26, 2022 1:18 AM

I wanna see his butt hole.

by Anonymousreply 107November 26, 2022 2:24 AM

I wonder what his boyfriend thinks about this publicity stunt

by Anonymousreply 108November 26, 2022 2:31 AM

Huh, I’ll be darn. I just assumed he was gay along with Seacrest and lil Leo. Maybe I was wrong.

by Anonymousreply 109November 26, 2022 2:36 AM

His head is huge

by Anonymousreply 110November 26, 2022 2:49 AM

Why does he waste his time with these dumb shiksas? He should hook with a nice Jewish celeb like Deb Messing and become a Jewish Hollywood power couple.

by Anonymousreply 111November 26, 2022 4:24 AM

R103 According to DL, yes.

by Anonymousreply 112November 26, 2022 5:33 AM

Love conquers all. Good for you Jake.

by Anonymousreply 113November 26, 2022 5:44 AM

[quote]She’s a model.

No one said she wasn't a model. They are saying, she's isn't very attractive.

Today's models don't have to be gorgeous and today's models can, and do, get tons of plastic surgery, IE: Bella 'Lugosi' Hadid.

by Anonymousreply 114November 26, 2022 5:53 AM

R110 So is his cock.

by Anonymousreply 115November 26, 2022 5:54 AM

I’m around the same age as Jake and it makes me feel old knowing he’s 41!

by Anonymousreply 116November 26, 2022 6:05 AM

r115 - Hi, Jake!

by Anonymousreply 117November 26, 2022 6:09 AM

He's not relevant. His sell-by date expired years ago. Why are we still talking about him?

by Anonymousreply 118November 26, 2022 6:15 AM

His best acting was done for those pap shots of him walking in the fall and smiling with Taylor Swift

by Anonymousreply 119November 26, 2022 6:17 AM

Taylor Swish.

by Anonymousreply 120November 26, 2022 6:51 AM

She’s having my baby, what a wonderful way of saying how much I love you

by Anonymousreply 121November 26, 2022 7:03 AM

I will always love him for Brokeback Mountain

by Anonymousreply 122November 26, 2022 7:35 AM

[quote]Huh, I’ll be darn. I just assumed he was gay along with Seacrest and lil Leo. Maybe I was wrong.

Were you born yesterday?

by Anonymousreply 123November 26, 2022 8:29 AM

Does he have hobbies or just smell?

by Anonymousreply 124November 26, 2022 8:58 AM

R73 Oy, Yakow, you’ve cut off your nose to spite your race!

by Anonymousreply 125November 26, 2022 9:32 AM

Lol, just rlike richard madden, lee pace, went worth miller, that guy from heart stoper show Etc.. And these fraus don't learn.

by Anonymousreply 126November 26, 2022 10:20 AM

41 year old straight guys don't have a stylist dress them before they go out for a walk.

by Anonymousreply 127November 26, 2022 10:36 AM

Reminds me of when Matthew Perry announced he was in love and engaged....and then a few months passed and it all ended.

by Anonymousreply 128November 26, 2022 10:45 AM

R126 Dl is always right? If by 1 in 200 times you consider always, then yes.

That guy from heart stoper is openly bi.

by Anonymousreply 129November 26, 2022 12:16 PM

What's with these fraus in thread mocking gays for calling them gay or bi. What makes you think he is straight, did he tell that to you? What kind of moron you are to think anyone in the Hollywood acting industry could be completely straight?

by Anonymousreply 130November 26, 2022 5:21 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal is an embarrassment and a fraud. They always pick stupid and unworldly girls to compensate for their insecurities.

by Anonymousreply 131November 26, 2022 5:29 PM

I wonder how he moans when he cums inside her vagina...

by Anonymousreply 132November 26, 2022 5:37 PM

Even as a straight woman I know Jake is closeted. Those frau coming here arguing about his supposed straightness are dumb ugly fat cows who can't get a man. Basically the typical faghag.

by Anonymousreply 133November 26, 2022 5:41 PM

R133 I have never seen that man in an actual relationship with a woman, I swear to god.

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by Anonymousreply 135November 26, 2022 6:13 PM

Minka Kelly never dated a man for a check.

Right Trevor Noah? Derek Jeter? Josh Radnor? Chris Evans? Donald Faison?

by Anonymousreply 136November 26, 2022 6:31 PM

R133 You are not a straight woman.

by Anonymousreply 137November 26, 2022 6:41 PM

R137 no sexism on this forum please. Not all women think alike.

by Anonymousreply 138November 26, 2022 6:45 PM

R138 No sexism? That poster, pretending to be a woman, called women, cows.

by Anonymousreply 139November 26, 2022 7:06 PM

R136 Minka is a huge attention whore, apparently it's why chris evans dumped her twice.

by Anonymousreply 140November 26, 2022 7:16 PM

R140 wait what? He took a dumb in her vagina twice?

by Anonymousreply 141November 26, 2022 7:19 PM

[quote]What's with these fraus in thread mocking gays for calling them gay or bi.

They are people too limited to understand the meaning of the word "gossip," despite being on a gay gossip site.

by Anonymousreply 142November 26, 2022 7:24 PM

Oy! Can't believe kweens are still obsessed with this old fagela.

by Anonymousreply 143November 26, 2022 8:18 PM

It was [bold]SO RIDICULOUS[/bold] - when Heath Ledger died someone started a "What about Jake?" thread or something even more desperate sounding as though Jake was his widow. It clocked up tons of posts, so concerned was everyone for Jake's predicament. Some people round here are just typical obsessed soap opera queens who believe the characters actors play are real people...just like Jake and his character's gayness.

by Anonymousreply 144November 26, 2022 8:31 PM

[quote]just like Jake and his character's gayness.

This is where you lost me. Jake is gay.

by Anonymousreply 145November 27, 2022 3:41 AM

R114 Models haven’t been beautiful since the 90’s super model days.

Fashion designers got jealous super models were taking all the attention away from their clothes.

Miuccia Prada was the one in the late 90’s who invented the bland runway model. She wanted the models to all look the same, be the same size and height and just blend so they didn’t distract from the clothes.

It’s evolved a bit now but “unique” looking models have been integrated since. And now you’ve got the social media models like Gigi which is a necessary evil today.

But yeah models haven’t had to be stunning since the 90’s.

by Anonymousreply 146November 27, 2022 3:56 AM

Beards are not necessarily for hiding closet cases, there’s other factors that go into faking relationships.

I posted an article a few weeks ago in a Chris Evans thread. Chris Evans was announced Sexiest Man Alive, then goes public with his new girlfriend the same day her Netflix show premieres.

If a male actor is struggling with his career or wants to promote a movie, he will fake a relationship for good press or to get his face out there. And they work with lesser known models / actresses who want the opportunity to be in the spotlight.

What DL fails to realize too is that straight single men in their late 30’s and 40’s who’ve never been married are most likely whores. Having a fake steady girlfriend is great for a male celebrity whore just as much as being a closet case.

by Anonymousreply 147November 27, 2022 4:09 AM

R139 I am a woman and yes you are a fat ugly cow that reads too many tabloid magazines.

by Anonymousreply 148November 27, 2022 5:39 AM

R147 your comment makes no sense. No straight man will hire a beard to pretend to be his girlfriend. That is what closet cases do. You fraus are something else.

by Anonymousreply 149November 27, 2022 5:42 AM

R147 I’m not a frau and yes, it makes sense.

If you were an agent or a publicist and you had a male actor as a client who was in his 30’s / 40’s and single because he was probably whoring on Tinder and didn’t want a girlfriend because he wanted to be free, getting a girlfriend for PR would be a great move for publicity.

I don’t get gay vibes from Jacob Elordi but his relationships are definitely PR strategies.

by Anonymousreply 150November 27, 2022 5:47 AM

R147 For you…

‘The main clue you would see is a high-profile male dating a woman who is not high-profile and all of a sudden overnight they’re the most talked-about girl in Hollywood.’

The women end up taking the deal in order to become a star, with Jack admitting one of his clients benefited so much so, she’s now a household name. ‘It was more of a mutual agreement between the agents and we had a male who actually had a movie coming out and it was getting a lot of bad reviews and slack and they wanted to take the negativity of the movie away and make it more about him,’ he explained.

‘We found him a girl, a one year deal, he finished off the press and a little bit after that they went their separate ways. She did not want to do a two-year deal.’ As Jack explained, ‘it worked’, and not only did the press no longer give a flying flop about his lackluster movie, the woman in the situation ‘went from being the third-billed after any audition’ to being a leading lady.

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by Anonymousreply 151November 27, 2022 5:48 AM

R150 like I stated your comment makes no sense. It seems you are projecting what you hope those actors lives should look like. You still type like a frau who hopes her favorite male celebs are hetero and a whore when there is no evidence of that.

by Anonymousreply 152November 27, 2022 6:00 AM

R152 Sounds like a reflection of yourself.

I know there’s closeted actors, my point is not every single fake PR relationship means the actor is gay.

by Anonymousreply 153November 27, 2022 6:09 AM


Not all. But this one is a bearding situation

by Anonymousreply 154November 27, 2022 6:13 AM

Sexy bisexual stud. Bisexuals always get the wrath of aging gay men if they decide to settle down with a woman.

by Anonymousreply 155November 27, 2022 6:17 AM

Another lavender arrangement.

by Anonymousreply 156November 27, 2022 6:19 AM

I do believe celebs can do pr stunts for just publicity if not for saving their closeted ass. That doesn't need to be the only reason.

by Anonymousreply 157November 27, 2022 6:52 AM

R148 I don't read tabloid magazines, you nimrod.

by Anonymousreply 158November 27, 2022 7:12 AM

R158 you type like one ugly fat frau.

by Anonymousreply 159November 27, 2022 10:53 AM

R151 I wonder who the leading lady is from the article is... Danica Patrick?

by Anonymousreply 160November 27, 2022 10:57 AM

Granted, my gaydar isn't very reliable but I've never had the thought that Jake was gay.

by Anonymousreply 161November 27, 2022 11:16 AM

R146, please get back to the Ugly Models thread. This thread is about Jake being closeted and his choices in contract GFs. His latest contract GF is rather boring.

btw, Jeanne dumped a good looking hot straight man for Jake, she must be getting paid a lot of money to be in this fake relationship.

by Anonymousreply 162November 27, 2022 11:30 AM

This girl is way too beautiful for Toothy-Tile.

Also, she’s French. WTF does a French girl have in common with Toothy-Tile?

by Anonymousreply 163November 27, 2022 11:53 AM

Jake has an amazing, delectable ass. I’d love to pound his man pussy !

by Anonymousreply 164November 27, 2022 12:04 PM

She's she is a fashion victim clown. Next pic.

by Anonymousreply 165November 27, 2022 12:11 PM

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by Anonymousreply 166November 27, 2022 12:11 PM

R166. A picture is worth a thousand words. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 167November 27, 2022 3:20 PM

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This bitch hates DailyMail and never misses an opportunity to tell people not to click on an image posted from that site. STFU already, cunt. If you don't want to click on it, then don't.

by Anonymousreply 168November 27, 2022 3:45 PM

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by Anonymousreply 169November 27, 2022 6:27 PM

Wow! The red-hot passion between the two of them at R166 burned a hole in my screen!

by Anonymousreply 170November 27, 2022 6:30 PM

They make those Ryan Seacrest/Teri Hatcher photos look passionate.

by Anonymousreply 171November 27, 2022 6:50 PM

R169 giving me froy Richard vibes

by Anonymousreply 172November 27, 2022 8:47 PM

Jake is not at all in love.

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by Anonymousreply 173November 28, 2022 5:58 AM

Jake Gyllenhaal is promoting something. We are being played. He does this often. I find the PR game distasteful.

by Anonymousreply 174November 28, 2022 11:30 PM

Jake is in love....with himself.

Rest assured, there will be a new 'model GF' in a few months.

by Anonymousreply 175November 28, 2022 11:51 PM

Sturridge is too pretty for him. He needs some lying "spiritual advisor" like Bieber has.

by Anonymousreply 176November 29, 2022 2:58 AM

Why don't Jake come out? Now that he's not a A-lister no more, what is holding the man back?

by Anonymousreply 177November 29, 2022 5:42 AM

He still thinks hes an A-lister

by Anonymousreply 178November 29, 2022 5:43 AM

[quote]Why don't Jake come out? Now that he's not a A-lister no more, what is holding the man back?

Poor grammar? Oh, no, that's what's holding you back.

by Anonymousreply 179November 29, 2022 7:42 AM

R177 his love for pussy

by Anonymousreply 180November 29, 2022 2:26 PM

Only if you consider him a singularity R179.

by Anonymousreply 181November 29, 2022 2:33 PM

I bet she behaves like a real shiksa in the sack. Spreads her legs willingly.

by Anonymousreply 182November 29, 2022 2:39 PM

R180 what is there to love about pussy?

by Anonymousreply 183November 29, 2022 6:06 PM

R183 Maybe Jake wants to feel manly from time to time and insert his Jew rod into a vagina? From the other thread, we know from the linked youtube video that many women wouldn't want anything to do with a bisexual guy, so if he were to come out, he would lose access to vag. I understand him. Poor Jake.

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by Anonymousreply 184November 29, 2022 6:20 PM

"If you are bisexual, in order to feel manly from time to time, insert your rod into a vagina. " -R184

by Anonymousreply 185November 29, 2022 6:38 PM

R185 some argue he could be straight-curious but idk

by Anonymousreply 186November 29, 2022 6:44 PM

R183 Absolutely everything. The nature's greatest creation. Pussy makes the world go around. Wars have been started over pussy

by Anonymousreply 187November 29, 2022 7:20 PM
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by Anonymousreply 188November 30, 2022 8:13 AM

What's with all the feet freaks on here?

by Anonymousreply 189November 30, 2022 2:16 PM

I'm so happy for him. No, he is not the best looking guy in the world, but he does have a mad crazy sex appeal that many better looking guys lack. I'm glad he was able to find a woman who makes him happy and satisfies his needs. We should all want that for ourselves, and I'm thrilled that he has found that.

by Anonymousreply 190November 30, 2022 3:32 PM

R190 Miss Pollyanna loves to swallow PR pablum. 🤡👍🤮🤮🤮

by Anonymousreply 191November 30, 2022 3:52 PM

R190 = Maggie Gyllenhaal

by Anonymousreply 192November 30, 2022 4:08 PM

[quote]I'm so happy for him. No, he is not the best looking guy in the world, but he does have a mad crazy sex appeal that many better looking guys lack. I'm glad he was able to find a woman who makes him happy and satisfies his needs. We should all want that for ourselves, and I'm thrilled that he has found that.

This appears to have been posted by the frauiest frau who ever fraued.

by Anonymousreply 193December 1, 2022 7:57 AM

[quote]This appears to have been posted by the frauiest frau who ever fraued.

Naaaay, it's probably the same moron who was all over that Chris Watts Thanksgiving thread. One post after another going on about the cold blooded murderer's big cock, how "hot" he is, how it was the wife's fault Chris Watt's murdered her and their two kids etc.

This poster is yet another DL troll with a satire post.

by Anonymousreply 194December 1, 2022 8:43 AM

R193 The Frau is all over Shawn mendes page too. Calling him straight and trashing people who think he is not straight. It has become her part time job.

by Anonymousreply 195December 2, 2022 7:08 AM

You’d be forgiven for not knowing this news of a girlfriend came out just in time for the release of Jake’s latest film. It was a box office bomb.

by Anonymousreply 196December 2, 2022 2:06 PM

R196, wrong - they've been dating since late 2019.

by Anonymousreply 197December 4, 2022 11:32 AM

R197 what don't you understand about her being pushed now, as part of the film PR? Clearly explained by several posters at the start of the thread.

by Anonymousreply 198December 4, 2022 11:37 AM

R197 they’ve been dating every week Jake is releasing a project since 2019, yes.

by Anonymousreply 199December 4, 2022 11:46 AM

I see Gyllenhaal has been shopping at Aeropostale at the mall again, in 1992.

by Anonymousreply 200December 4, 2022 11:46 AM

It's nice to see Jake in love. Even nicer that it's a woman. Frankly, I don't care if he's straight or gay. I have no stake in this game. I say live and let live, but I think his career would be hurt if he were gay, so I'm just happy that he's straight because that means his career won't suffer. Jake is one of my favorite actors, and I like seeing him work constantly in quality projects.

by Anonymousreply 201December 4, 2022 4:06 PM

I must say that R201 writes pretty well for someone who is clearly in the third grade.

by Anonymousreply 202December 4, 2022 7:11 PM

R201 do you think we can't see your previous replies? Dumb Frau claiming that he's straight and recklessly bashing people who don't agree with you, do you get off to the imagination that he's straight? Get psychiatric help , you need it.

by Anonymousreply 203December 4, 2022 7:23 PM

You boys are so pathetic. You think everybody is gay. Well I'm here to tell you that Jake, like most men, is not gay and probably gets physically ill at the thought of two men being together sexually. Besides even if he were gay, do you honestly think he'd give any of you ugly femme pieces of shit a second look? I mean, hop a flight to reality, boys.

by Anonymousreply 204December 4, 2022 11:36 PM

Why are you on this site?

by Anonymousreply 205December 5, 2022 8:23 PM

Is he saying the truth or are they covering for each other?

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by Anonymousreply 206December 5, 2022 8:27 PM

[quote]Is he saying the truth or are they covering for each other?

Of course he's telling the truth. What reason would his BFF have to lie?

by Anonymousreply 207December 5, 2022 8:35 PM

R206 Why is everyone in the comment section using the phrase Toothy Tile? What the fuck is a Toothy Tile?

by Anonymousreply 208December 5, 2022 9:03 PM

R208 a decade ago or so there were blind times about a closeted actor. He was called toothy tile. People argued it could have been about Jakey G but I think it was about Chris Evans because of his big teeth. Are there any links to the original blind items? Apparently the creator called Marakesh or something had to manipulate his blind items later on, describing toothy tile as being a single dad with a secret child. He did that because his blinds were to obvious and allegedly outed Jakey G. As I said, I don't believe it was Jakey G but others may disagree.

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by Anonymousreply 209December 5, 2022 9:08 PM

Jake is straight. I saw him kiss his girlfriend on the lips at nobu.

by Anonymousreply 210December 5, 2022 9:22 PM

[quote]Jake is straight. I saw him kiss his girlfriend on the lips at nobu.

You're aware that Nobu is a public space, aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 211December 5, 2022 9:25 PM

R211 that frau is clueless or trolling.

by Anonymousreply 212December 6, 2022 12:39 AM

He's probably bi. Would fit, wouldn't it?

by Anonymousreply 213December 6, 2022 12:42 AM

Oh, it’ll fit.

by Anonymousreply 214December 6, 2022 9:47 AM

The gossip girls on DL just love to assume that everyone's gay unless proven otherwise. Grow up, gals.

by Anonymousreply 215December 6, 2022 10:24 AM

Dumb cunts the world over believed Rock Hudson was the straightest straight who ever straighted. Until he wasn't.

by Anonymousreply 216December 6, 2022 10:28 AM

R215 = closeted gay guy.

by Anonymousreply 217December 6, 2022 10:32 AM

R216 Had to go back to the 1960's, huh? Times have changed.

by Anonymousreply 218December 6, 2022 10:41 AM

Times change. Dumb cunts don't.

by Anonymousreply 219December 6, 2022 10:44 AM

R219 true, but you COULD change if you wanted to.

by Anonymousreply 220December 6, 2022 10:45 AM

But, I don't want to.

by Anonymousreply 221December 6, 2022 10:48 AM

[quote]Why is everyone in the comment section using the phrase Toothy Tile? What the fuck is a Toothy Tile?

I see there are lots of newbies here re DL, the celeb gossip world and Toothy Tile.

Here you go: "Toothy was all but revealed in less than a year. According to the blogs, the gossips, and everyone with a commenter handle, Toothy Tile was Jake Gyllenhaal."

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by Anonymousreply 222December 6, 2022 12:05 PM

There's such a sweetness and tenderness to Jake. He comes off as very sensitive and nurturing, so I get why it's taken a while for him to find his soul mate/true love. Guys like him tend to be doormats for women, who just use him for a shoulder to cry on, a sounding board, or sex, to put it crudely, and spit him out afterwards. The women he dated in the past definitely DID NOT deserve him. Jeanne seems to appreciate him. I sincerely hope this is the real thing for Jake. Of course he's still as handsome as ever, but he's not getting any younger, so it's getting time for him to settle down with the right girl and have kids. Crossing my fingers this could be the one!

by Anonymousreply 223December 6, 2022 2:26 PM

extensive toothy tile threads here.

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