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Happy Thanksgiving y'all

It's that day when we celebrate bringing our wonderful culture to this land and creating the best country in the motherfuckin world. So crank that Lee Greenwood song, get that turkey in the oven and crack open some brewskis.

What y'all thankful for?

by Anonymousreply 36November 26, 2022 5:19 AM

Cram your “y’all” up your giblets cavity.

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2022 2:32 AM

we dont like you

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2022 2:33 AM

Sunshine and salt water splashin’ on my cooter!

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2022 2:33 AM

I'm grateful that our ancestors had the foresight to slaughter those pesky Indians.

by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2022 2:33 AM

[quote]It's that day when we celebrate bringing our wonderful culture to this land and creating the best country in the motherfuckin world.

Canadian Thanksgiving was actually last month.

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2022 2:34 AM

You, OP! And the snarkers!

And all the other denizens of DL!

by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2022 2:35 AM

Got the Toby Keith playing loud and proud! Fuck yeah!

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by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2022 2:42 AM

Thankful for my Elmer. 40 years together and not a cross word ever between us.

He's out milking the cows as we speak and I've just taken the apple and cinnamon pie out of the oven.

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🦃

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2022 2:44 AM

The best attorneys in the field of non disclosure agreements

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2022 2:45 AM

I'm thankful that I do not like Lee Greenwood

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2022 2:46 AM

R8, just stop. You know what he's really doing to those cows. We all know.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2022 2:51 AM

Thankful that I and my loved ones made it out of covid relatively unscathed.

Thankful I wasn't impacted too much economically (yet).

and thankful for noticing I hadn't seen my (rescue) Dachshund for ten minutes when he had fallen in the pool this summer.

Now he wears a Safety Turtle pool alarm on his collar!

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2022 2:55 AM

No matter what, I'll always be thankful I'm not a humorless Canadian.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2022 3:03 AM

Jesus and guns.

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2022 3:07 AM

R13, it seems like you've already got the humorless part down.

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2022 4:45 AM

This is a typical thanksgiving at my house

Btw Happy Thanksgiving or not everybody

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by Anonymousreply 16November 24, 2022 12:48 PM

Happy Thanksgiving, to one and to all ❤️

by Anonymousreply 17November 24, 2022 1:48 PM

However way you spend the day....with family (and no drama)....or with friends....or alone, have a Happy Thanksgiving to all! 😘

by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2022 1:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2022 1:59 PM

I'm thankful for people like OP that remind me how far down the crapper "the best country in the motherfuckin world" has gone in the past 15-20 years.

Thanks for the reminder.

by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2022 1:59 PM

I thankful for all you bitches on Datalounge who make me smile every day. Happy Thanksgiving!

by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2022 2:01 PM

OP- In the north only Black people say


by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2022 2:18 PM

R22 the entire southern half of the country also says y'all. Every race.

by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2022 2:43 PM

I’m thankful Covid wiped out a swath of Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2022 3:08 PM

I am thankful my partner, as usual, triggered over something, that escalates to an argument, and ruins every holiday. Today was a record: triggered by 8:46 a.m. The argument? What time to put the turkey in. He's already got the oven on. We were going to inject the bird, and use an oven turkey bag. So I said, read the instructions from the oven turkey bag ( I already know the answer from past experience). He comes back in the bedroom , 'I even took pictures' and says 4 hours, registering 185 degrees in the dark meat. Instructions from off the turkey. I said, no you need to read the instructions from the turkey oven bag. I Google the instructions, and I said it's 2 to 2 1/2 registering 165 degrees. He's adamant NO, and it's escalates to my tone and how I talk to him, and he can't get past the point that he was not correct, and move on to planning the meal. In fact, start there partner. Plan WITH me, not winging it haphazardly like he was about to do. Because, frankly, he has no organizing big meal skills, but wants to act like he does. And he does this every holiday, or a family meal get together. Every time. I always have to deal with getting past his bullshit.

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by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2022 3:42 PM
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by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2022 3:45 PM

R25, we're married to the same man!

Marijuana helps.

by Anonymousreply 27November 24, 2022 4:02 PM

You and our gang, both, R12!

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. We are thankful for your love and care.

by Anonymousreply 28November 24, 2022 4:14 PM

I've lived in Texas since I was in my twenties, moving from an adjacent state, and I've never said "ya'll".

Some people used to say it, not all, even in the south. Now it's become part of that fake instant-authenticity package, where any asshole says it and it's supposed to put the recipients at ease because he or she sounds 'down home'. Since the mid-2010s or so, about the time the country clubbers on Duck Dynasty and their cosplay bushy beards were peaking as "regular folk", people got the idea that they looked and sounded more real if they emulated this. It's become an affectation among some of the worst people I've encountered-- easier to convince the rubes you sound like the real deal: salesmen, my neighbor from somewhere else-- people who want to gain trust. I've heard that people in the north have started saying ya'll and trying to defend it as a natural spread of dialect.

Long story short: ya'll outside of rural areas in the south = phoney baloneys.

by Anonymousreply 29November 24, 2022 4:18 PM

What R12 and all doxie lovers know...

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by Anonymousreply 30November 24, 2022 4:19 PM

I'm thankful the mid term elections didn't turn out to be the Democrat blood bath as predicted....and most of trump's election deniers never made it.

by Anonymousreply 31November 24, 2022 4:24 PM

R29 is this season's Official Datalounge Jive Turkey!

Gobble Gobble and Cock A Doodle Do, you all.

by Anonymousreply 32November 24, 2022 4:37 PM

Thankful for cosmetic surgery

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by Anonymousreply 33November 24, 2022 11:41 PM

R27 There's not enough marijuana! If I didn't get high, I would explode.

He's leaving for West Virginia to visit family on Black Friday. On Thanksgiving Day, I told him to leave now, or I'm leaving. He didn't leave so I did. I went to the movies. I saw the new Knives Out.

Now today, Black Friday, he's packed and ready to leave. He was only going to go for a couple of days. I just asked him to visit for a week. I need a long break from him. I am thinking I may uncouple while he's gone, and set up the 2nd bedroom for him, and we just become roommates. Love shouldn't be this hurtful.

I also live with my now 91 year old mother, who also treats me like shit. Not just now. It's been my whole life. Combine that with this behavior of my partner, I am always unhappy and in a state of high anxiety and stress. I'm facing my second cancer: first thyroid (removed) and now prostate. Not the worse ones to get, at least.

Personally, if I didn't have my daughters, and now my new granddaughter, I would just kill myself.

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by Anonymousreply 34November 25, 2022 12:18 PM

R34 oh hunny. Hugs

by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2022 12:51 PM

R34, 🤗.

by Anonymousreply 36November 26, 2022 5:19 AM
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