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Vairst Letty, do you dry- or wet-brine your poosey before everyone sits down to eat it?

Vairst Letty - what’s the best way to handle your partner constantly using whores? You know the ones you need to pay to have sex with you.

Sorry for the late reply too r1. Architect is very busy during World Cup. For the dooshe, use one part fresca and one part Scope. It make the poosey minty fresh! So everyone can enjoy fragrances.

r2, such lady is Blessing! She give me more time for Shopping, staring and walking my Barron.

Vairst Letty, only you can help me now. My boyfriend has invited six friends to our Thanksgiving dinner! I'm a gay man, so of course I have plenty of food, china, silver, and wine. The problem is that after dinner they will have me for dessert as a pass-around bottom, and I haven't had any time to prep. What do you do when company wants to come and you know your back door isn't as fresh as it needs to be?

You let me down, Vairst Letty!! I was forced to service all those guys and it Wasn't Pretty.

R5 She's busy in her tanning bed. My advice is to do what I did for decades -- lie back and think of the Rose Garden. Or a lovely pearl necklace. Oh wait...

Sorry to r5. I had busy day performing architecture for Arab friends. In future, remember in brain this hint: Chanel Number five hide the smell of Number Two.

Melania, I desperately need your help. I'm a billionaire with a HUGE social media following, the biggest ever. It's the day after Thanksgiving and my ex-wife came over with my ugliest daughter and now she won't leave. She's obsessed with me. How do I get rid of her? If it helps, she's staying in the guest room at the top of a a very tall winding staircase. The staircase is HUGE. It's the best staircase ever.

Oh yeah. I'm not a gay. The gays love me tough. Little fruitcakes.