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How to douche ? A guy will top me tonight . I am having constipation all day. I am running out of time . Should I cancel it ?

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2022 5:41 PM


by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2022 1:31 AM

What a shitty problem!

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2022 1:37 AM

No, OP, just wait until he gets there, and then he'll get to experience "reverse surprise anal."

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2022 1:42 AM

I don't think I douched for the entire decade between 1970-1980.

It worked out fine.

by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2022 2:14 AM

Right. I never douched until the mid to late , 80s. It was not the usual practice back then.

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2022 2:35 AM

Hey I thought this thread was about The Beatles

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by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2022 2:38 AM

Hey douche. Don't make it bad.

by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2022 2:42 AM

“Eight Douches A Week”

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2022 3:51 AM

Glycerine Suppositories can take care of this.

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2022 5:41 PM
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