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Soccer players look scuzzy

I’m watching the World Cup at a friends house and I never realized how sleazy looking soccer players were before. They look like they reek of axe body spray and have musty balls.

by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2022 4:57 PM


Me think sweaty balls taste good!

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2022 9:13 PM

agree with OP, they look like manufactured bros.

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2022 9:19 PM

They always have douchey hair too and I picture euro trash accents coming out of their mouths.

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2022 9:55 PM

Oi know, OPay, 'mazin innit? Oi loov it, oi do.

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by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2022 9:56 PM

And I bet their toes are jacked up from kicking balls all day long. A lot of them have missing toenails.

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2022 10:03 PM

the Iranian team all look like male fashion models. except good looking

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2022 10:04 PM

OP hasn't thought about this enough.

If a handsome mega-rich lean topflight footballer was playfully chasing ME round laughing in the sun, I would be happier than any girl has ever been.

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by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2022 4:57 PM
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