I’m watching the World Cup at a friends house and I never realized how sleazy looking soccer players were before. They look like they reek of axe body spray and have musty balls.
Soccer players look scuzzy
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 24, 2022 3:57 PM |
And…
Me think sweaty balls taste good!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2022 8:13 PM |
agree with OP, they look like manufactured bros.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2022 8:19 PM |
They always have douchey hair too and I picture euro trash accents coming out of their mouths.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 23, 2022 8:55 PM |
Oi know, OPay, 'mazin innit? Oi loov it, oi do.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2022 8:56 PM |
And I bet their toes are jacked up from kicking balls all day long. A lot of them have missing toenails.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2022 9:03 PM |
the Iranian team all look like male fashion models. except good looking
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2022 9:04 PM |
OP hasn't thought about this enough.
If a handsome mega-rich lean topflight footballer was playfully chasing ME round laughing in the sun, I would be happier than any girl has ever been.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 24, 2022 3:57 PM |