Who's gonna shoot the bride first?
USA! USA!! USA!!!
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Who's gonna shoot the bride first?
USA! USA!! USA!!!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 25, 2023 10:40 AM |
They're not just whistlin' Dixie.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2022 8:00 PM |
[quote]Let's Be the Deplorable Version of a Shotgun Wedding
Is there any other kind of shotgun wedding?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2022 8:01 PM |
The blondie and the little one are gonna kill the bride to get to the cake
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 23, 2022 8:31 PM |
Not very ladylike.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2022 8:32 PM |
I guess the one on the far right didn't bring a good gift to the bridal shower
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2022 8:49 PM |
The little one on the left would blow her own tits right off from that gun's recoil.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2022 9:02 PM |
I am the cigarette breaks
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 25, 2023 12:54 AM |
These firearms make them look fat 🐽 🐽 fatter
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 25, 2023 12:56 AM |
And short 🐷
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 25, 2023 12:56 AM |
Look at them all trying to fend off their horny brother-husbands.
“Not now, Cletus! I wants ta be in the photee-graph.”
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 25, 2023 1:07 AM |
Their 4 year old child who is serving as ring-bearer but then pulls out a gun from his little tux to celebrate. I'm not sure if he shoots mom or dad or both.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 25, 2023 1:31 AM |
Conservatism is a mental illness and the GOP is a cult.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 25, 2023 1:37 AM |
When I see shit like this I first wonder whether it is an article by the Onion, and then I realize that gun culture in America is beyond something even they would parody.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 25, 2023 1:39 AM |
Lovely ladies
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 25, 2023 3:44 AM |
When the groom is also your cousin and your stepbrother you know it's a deplorable wedding 😳
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 25, 2023 8:26 AM |
When your richest relative invites you over to help take the wheels off his new house you know it's a deplorable wedding
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 25, 2023 8:28 AM |
When the bride models her wedding after Mama June's you know you're at a deplorable wedding
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 25, 2023 8:33 AM |
Heifers!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 25, 2023 8:40 AM |
Charming...
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