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Let's Be the Deplorable Version of a Shotgun Wedding

Who's gonna shoot the bride first?

USA! USA!! USA!!!

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by Anonymousreply 19April 25, 2023 10:40 AM

They're not just whistlin' Dixie.

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2022 8:00 PM

[quote]Let's Be the Deplorable Version of a Shotgun Wedding

Is there any other kind of shotgun wedding?

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2022 8:01 PM

The blondie and the little one are gonna kill the bride to get to the cake

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2022 8:31 PM

Not very ladylike.

by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2022 8:32 PM

I guess the one on the far right didn't bring a good gift to the bridal shower

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2022 8:49 PM

The little one on the left would blow her own tits right off from that gun's recoil.

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2022 9:02 PM

I am the cigarette breaks

by Anonymousreply 7April 25, 2023 12:54 AM

These firearms make them look fat 🐽 🐽 fatter

by Anonymousreply 8April 25, 2023 12:56 AM

And short 🐷

by Anonymousreply 9April 25, 2023 12:56 AM

Look at them all trying to fend off their horny brother-husbands.

“Not now, Cletus! I wants ta be in the photee-graph.”

by Anonymousreply 10April 25, 2023 1:07 AM

Their 4 year old child who is serving as ring-bearer but then pulls out a gun from his little tux to celebrate. I'm not sure if he shoots mom or dad or both.

by Anonymousreply 11April 25, 2023 1:31 AM

Conservatism is a mental illness and the GOP is a cult.

by Anonymousreply 12April 25, 2023 1:37 AM

When I see shit like this I first wonder whether it is an article by the Onion, and then I realize that gun culture in America is beyond something even they would parody.

by Anonymousreply 13April 25, 2023 1:39 AM

Lovely ladies

by Anonymousreply 14April 25, 2023 3:44 AM

When the groom is also your cousin and your stepbrother you know it's a deplorable wedding 😳

by Anonymousreply 15April 25, 2023 8:26 AM

When your richest relative invites you over to help take the wheels off his new house you know it's a deplorable wedding

by Anonymousreply 16April 25, 2023 8:28 AM

When the bride models her wedding after Mama June's you know you're at a deplorable wedding

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by Anonymousreply 17April 25, 2023 8:33 AM

Heifers!

by Anonymousreply 18April 25, 2023 8:40 AM

Charming...

by Anonymousreply 19April 25, 2023 10:40 AM
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