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World’s most terrifying mall Christmas tree

What were they thinking?

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by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2022 2:12 AM

It’s hungry for heathens and Jehovah’s Witnesses!

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2022 7:48 PM

Feed me.

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2022 7:55 PM

^^ Audrey Tree

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2022 8:07 PM

They aren't weird, they are just Canadian.

by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2022 8:09 PM

COCKSUCKING LIPS!

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2022 8:09 PM

I know this tree - he’s a porn star named Peter Pine. Thomas the Tank Engine and friends did a train on him once. Sap everywhere!

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2022 8:21 PM

My friend Julie made all the children cry when she performed a soaring version of "Somewhere That's Green," then jumped down the tree's throat.

by Anonymousreply 7November 23, 2022 9:23 PM

This is the best mall Christmas tree.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 23, 2022 10:33 PM

I'm just not getting the reason for the season.

by Anonymousreply 9November 23, 2022 10:35 PM

I like it.

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2022 12:06 AM

Oh it's in Dartmouth. They're different out east, even for Canadians.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2022 2:12 AM
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