Investigations into Trump

If he gets elected in 2024, he will pardon himself for all federal crimes (the first two).

4 and 5 are civil cases--he'll wriggle out of them by paying a fine but accepting no guilt.

The GA case is tougher but he'll have to make his allies put pressure on GA politicos to drop it.

[quote] Insightment

Incitement, OP.

Trump always whines to his abject supporters that he faces the worst witch-hunt in American history.

However, he rather fuels that narrative with his lifelong wearing of a black pointed hat, his bristly broomstick, and his cackling attempts to cast spells.

To be fair, he is an idiot.

Or a shitiot, as the case may be.

Regarding Georgia election interference:

[quote]WASHINGTON – A Texas man who was the first arrest by a Justice Department task force that investigates threats to election workers has been sentenced to two years in prison over posts made following the 2020 election, federal prosecutors announced Wednesday.

[quote]Chad Christopher Stark, 55, was accused of posting threatening messages on Craigslist about killing government officials in Georgia. He pleaded guilty earlier this year to one count of communicating interstate threats.

more at link

And he got re-sued by E. Jean Carroll. And was adjudicated a RAPIST!

6. All that cocaine Kimmy and I left in the White House.

Oh wait. Fuck!

I meant “But Hunter Biden left his cocaine lying around in the White House”

He’s God to me! Trump can grab me anywhere!

#5 is the case related to Stormy Daniels, right?