I'm evil. Pure fucking evil. I'm everywhere.
Let's be Qatar!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 25, 2022 5:00 PM |
I'm horrible Anglo expats from the UK, South Africa and Australia, braying about how jolly it is to finally have a maid who really puts her back into it.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2022 1:43 PM |
I'm gold-plating. I adorn unlikely things, such as breakfast muffins, toilet paper and band-aids.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2022 1:44 PM |
I'm Morgan Freeman, selling right the fuck out.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 23, 2022 1:45 PM |
I'm Dantean levels of architectural horror.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2022 1:46 PM |
I'm workers washing in a Turkish toilet (hole in floor) because there is no shower.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2022 1:47 PM |
I'm no beer. Surprise!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2022 1:47 PM |
I'm the deadly Kafala system. Half step up from slavery.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 23, 2022 1:49 PM |
I foster terrible human rights violations, yet at the same time I’m too high minded to allow the drinking of beer in my stadiums.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 23, 2022 1:49 PM |
I'm the al Thani family, counting our $75 million that we bilked out of Budweiser while laughing at the stupid, gullible Westerners.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 23, 2022 1:50 PM |
We’re four official tops in your hotel room, and we’re ready to par-tea!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 23, 2022 1:50 PM |
R7 Kafala, practiced all over the Gulf and Middle East is not "half a step up from slavery". It is the continuation of the identical slavery practiced by Muslims over a millennium.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 23, 2022 1:52 PM |
I'm HAF Sheikh Mohammed bin Hamad bin Khalifa al Thani
Just don't think about the 3 million slaves in my realm. Or do, if that gets you off!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 23, 2022 1:53 PM |
I'm your passport. You won't be seeing me again for a while.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 23, 2022 1:54 PM |
I'm David Beckham, I'm a shitbag.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 23, 2022 1:55 PM |
I'm the grim urban hellscape that extends in every direction until the next equally fucked up country.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 23, 2022 1:55 PM |
I'm 120 degrees in the shade.
There is no shade.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 23, 2022 1:56 PM |
We're the gay men and women of Qatar. Whose, like gays in every Muslim country, live lives of daily terror at exposure. Who are distraught that the West, who support and champion gay rights, threw us under a bus in fear of a yellow card.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 23, 2022 1:58 PM |
I'm all of the extravagantly-priced yet tawdry architecture.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 23, 2022 1:58 PM |
I'm rising sea levels and temperatures.
They're coming to get you, Barbara.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 23, 2022 1:58 PM |
I'm Steve Bannon, impressed and inspired!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 23, 2022 1:59 PM |
I’m all the gay sex happening in the royal palace
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 23, 2022 2:10 PM |
I can't decide whether I'm pronounced Ka-tar or Kutter or Gutter. It seems to change day by day.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 23, 2022 2:12 PM |
I'm the corpses of non Qatar nationals, worked to death on hundreds of unsafe construction sites.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 23, 2022 2:14 PM |
I’m primitive, ridiculous people running around in gowns murdering each other over slights, riding camels, but then noticing sticky black stuff under the sand.
Then fast forward a century, and I’m the same devious buffoon, but with billions of dollars.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 23, 2022 2:14 PM |
I'm the shitty muslim religion, second only to christianity in making the world hellish.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 23, 2022 2:15 PM |
Can you get a hot dog there?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 23, 2022 2:15 PM |
Sure thing, R27. Lock a poodle in your Porsche for an hour.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 23, 2022 2:16 PM |
R23 it’s Cut-aR
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 23, 2022 2:17 PM |
Both of which came from Judaism, the most empty and arrogant religion of them all, r26.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 23, 2022 2:18 PM |
I'm hair-trigger tempers balanced atop a mountain of resentment and the bottomless pit of a national inferiority complex.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 23, 2022 2:22 PM |
I’m Janet’s undeniable presence.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 23, 2022 2:24 PM |
I'm a Qatar prince's bodyguards beating the shit out of an Austrian businessman in a hotel bar for not agreeing to fuck him.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 23, 2022 2:26 PM |
I'm Dubai.
I'm worse.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 23, 2022 2:26 PM |
I'm the opulent yet dreary and tasteless shopping malls that provide the only activity for the female population.
Those not chained to the vacuum cleaner at home, that is.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 23, 2022 2:28 PM |
Hoya, oim Jack, from Englund. Oi caime ovah to play football. Oi onlay joost got here, and, uhhh...there’s lowds of sand abowt, ain’t there? Oi weren't sure if it was real or not til oi tooched it. It was sow hot when oi did!
When oi got off the plane, somewon gave me a boonch of roses, as loike, a presunt, sow oi sed, “that’s noice of yow, oi’ll let you fook me if you loike”. Ownlay fair, ya get me?
Yesterdai oi went onna a camel’s back, it wuz big and scarey. To be fair, oi roide big hairy animals in moy spare toime quoite a lot, but usuallay oi do that inna bed...
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 23, 2022 2:40 PM |
I was going to ask, R34, for a comparison between the biggest/tourist-y city or cities in Qatar and Dubai UAE. People from all over the globe go to Dubai to party and seem to get away with a lot that would technically be forbidden or illegal. Same with Qatar? I mean under everyday circumstances, not necessarily when the World Cup is happening.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 23, 2022 2:41 PM |
I'm the unlucky few (hopefully) visitors that will run afoul of some Qatari law or rule while at the World Cup and my world will be turned up side down because I happened to be in the wrong place with the wrong authorities and the law will actually be enforced.
We're the residents of Qatar who face such life-altering consequences on a daily basis and in much higher numbers.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 23, 2022 2:45 PM |
I'm Lindsay Lohan. If you want a beer, you better come with me!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 23, 2022 4:24 PM |
I'm Nicki Minaj, motionless like a roach in a corner, hoping nobody notices I am part of this shit show while watching Maluma get chased with a can of Raid.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 23, 2022 5:06 PM |
what a shit show
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 23, 2022 5:50 PM |
It's like Nazi Olympics 2.0
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 23, 2022 5:51 PM |
[quote] I'm the opulent yet dreary and tasteless shopping malls
Richard Ashcroft said about this years ago tbf. He warned us. Did we fuck listen.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 23, 2022 6:09 PM |
I am sand, the only thing passing for nature in this hellhole.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 23, 2022 6:31 PM |
I'm the giant gold phallus in the souq, pretending to be a thumb
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 23, 2022 6:40 PM |
I love the discreet boys
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 23, 2022 6:48 PM |
I'm the Qatar football team.
I suck even by the standards of Qatar.
I'd lose a match to the Darfur Orphan. The Vassar College Croquet Club could beat my sorry ass. Kathy Griffin and Amber Heard would win over me in a fight with a pile of octopus shit (although the pile of shit might get the drop on them both immediately afterward). I couldn't lick a fucking stamp.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 24, 2022 7:22 PM |
[quote] I’m primitive, ridiculous people running around in gowns murdering each other over slights.
That's DL in a sentence gurl we can't throw stones!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 25, 2022 12:10 AM |
Yank “soccer” team begging it to Taylor Swift. Men used to go to war
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 25, 2022 4:22 PM |
I'm Harry Kane's big gay bougie Rolly for all the haters at FIFA!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 25, 2022 4:52 PM |
I am the baby incubators Bush claim were disconnected by the bad Arabs ( with live babies in them ) in order to get Americans psyched into getting into yet another war
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 25, 2022 5:00 PM |