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Do you wish you could just tase people who annoy you?

I love to watch videos of people getting tased. It’s so satisfying. I often fantasize about tasing people who are uncooperative or otherwise irritate me.

by Anonymousreply 11November 23, 2022 1:01 PM

Yes, taser would be my personal choice. Don't want to permanently harm the offenders, just incapacitate till I'm through doing whatever.

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2022 4:37 AM

If it's not permanent, why even bother?

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2022 4:38 AM

Taser are portable and more discreetly, fashionable than are pickaxes.

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2022 4:41 AM

I hope Santa brings me my first tazer for Xmas. I've been out goingly nice part of the year. I don't want to permanently harm anyone, just give offenders the dropsies while I finish whatever.

by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2022 4:44 AM

Well if you must... keep your tasering outside the home. They do tend to soil themselves and unless you plan to go full dominatrix and make them clean it up... its inconvenient

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2022 5:04 AM

Yes, OP, I positively salivate at the thought of tasting people. I'd like to remove their ribs and grill them.

Ohhh...tase. My bad.

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2022 5:16 AM

I like watching folks get pepper sprayed when they're being obnoxious. Not when the cops do it to peaceful protesters. But when someone really deserves it. It's funny watching them thrash around.

by Anonymousreply 7November 23, 2022 5:25 AM

It makes me sad that the cops don't have a way to quickly incapacitate people that doesn't hurt.

i wish that chloroform actually worked like it did on the old "Wonder Woman" TV show, where all anyone had to do was put a handkerchief with some in it over someone's nose and they would pass out instantly.

by Anonymousreply 8November 23, 2022 5:30 AM

[quote]I often fantasize about tasing people who are uncooperative or otherwise irritate me.

What kind of shitty life do you lead that this would be your fantasy? Assistant night manager at a Times Square McDonald's? Or the person who serves giant ladles of a mashed potato-like slop at a men's correctional facility?

by Anonymousreply 9November 23, 2022 5:42 AM

I just want to punch them right in the face 😠

by Anonymousreply 10November 23, 2022 6:12 AM

No because I simply couldn't afford that many taser batteries.

by Anonymousreply 11November 23, 2022 1:01 PM
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