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Jack Grealish, part 23 - The Slatternly Lion

What an opening! (no, not Jack's hole...this time) The English national football team progress mightily with a 6-2 win in their first game of the 2022 World Cup, and Jack plays a part in the victory with his first ever World Cup goal. Brilliant work, Jack, bab, you're a star and an angel (as well as a naughty devil..)

This beginning looks so--dare we say it?--promising. Come the 18th of December, will Jules Rimet be gleaming for the Three Lions, as brightly as Jack's skin when covered in nacreous layers? Or will the outcome for England. once again and as ever, be broken hearts, coronets, and whatever cathartic fucking and sucking Jack can partake in before he gets deported?

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by Anonymousreply 53November 28, 2022 10:58 PM


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by Anonymousreply 1November 22, 2022 2:46 PM

For anyone who missed the recent topless photoshoot....

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by Anonymousreply 2November 22, 2022 3:52 PM

Johnny Marr interviewed Jack for his HOMME+ shoot, where they bantered back and forth about Jack's star quality. Johnny told Jack, "everyone [who the magazine asked] have you PEGGED as a drummer"....cheers for the visuals and the confirmation, Mr. Marr ;)

Also let us appreciate the magazine saucily titling their promo drop for this Jack-centric centrefold issue as 'It's Cumin Home'. Both an innuendo and a Jack-calibre mispelling.

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by Anonymousreply 3November 22, 2022 4:00 PM

Jack’s got a sweet side to him.

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by Anonymousreply 4November 22, 2022 9:45 PM

R4 Jack is a study in contrasts innhe? If we may say, a dichotomy (he dunno what that means, though)

Never know with him if you're going to be getting the filthy but sweet angel or the cute naughty demon....and isn't that half the fun?

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by Anonymousreply 5November 22, 2022 10:10 PM

In the desert heat, Jack's got his juicy legs out constantly. How is anyone getting anything done in training?

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by Anonymousreply 6November 22, 2022 10:12 PM

Am actually really warming to Sash. Think she looks proper cute and fit in the crowd, with her little England top and her WAG sunnies and her tacky jewellery.

She & Jack really do look like siblings, though. Bit like that phenomenon when people start to look like their pet dog or vice versa when they've lived together long enough..

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by Anonymousreply 7November 22, 2022 10:22 PM

is he going to present hole?

by Anonymousreply 8November 22, 2022 10:53 PM

Well his remembering his promise to the lad with Cerebral Palsy indicates he has more on his mind than Shagging and football.

by Anonymousreply 9November 23, 2022 2:35 AM

True R9. Add that to his family (especially his beloved little sister), his Avengers crew, gear & nitr0us, dodgy outfits, DJing, and Hendo, and that's nine priorities to juggle, in one tiny brain.

We've had it wrong all this time. Jack's not head-empty, he's actually head so full it's making me confused and BSOD.

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by Anonymousreply 10November 23, 2022 2:41 AM

^^making HIM confused, that should say. See, even me thinking about everything Jack has to do is enough to confuse.

Poor Jack, come here baby and let us give you a cwtch and some headscritches to distract you and calm you down from all the buzzy thoughts...

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by Anonymousreply 11November 23, 2022 2:44 AM

Love how the stylists at HOMME+ defaulted to a stereotypical few looks for Jack--horny delinquent 6th Former, cute soulful working class C.19 trade, and prettyboy rockstar exhibitionist.

At least two of those have been done before for his photoshoots. Seems like everyone's got Jack's number in that respect. He's just a cheeky low-class lad who wants sex and adulation as a priority.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 23, 2022 12:32 PM

Am curious to know why Jack's been teasing and chatting up Trent so much during this camp. Usually they have a frosty relationship and don't interact. This time around, though, Jack's putting in effort and trying to get Trent to warm and open up. Perhaps Hendo's been thinking about a threesome, both for professional and personal reasons i.e. wanting his two favourite boys to get along better and get on the same page, so they play better and give him a few less headaches?

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by Anonymousreply 13November 23, 2022 12:34 PM

How well-trained and good is our Slut? Instantly assumes doggy whenever the whistle blows or an exercise begins.

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by Anonymousreply 14November 23, 2022 7:38 PM

It's Madders 26th birthday today, so Jack will no doubt be letting his good mate smash his back doors in to celebrate. What's better than a hot sweaty fuck to mark a milestone?

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by Anonymousreply 15November 23, 2022 7:54 PM

Those thighs are good for catching and holding balls....both types....

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by Anonymousreply 16November 23, 2022 8:42 PM

R9 here's a follow-up call between Jack & Finlay. Adorable and heartwarming.

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by Anonymousreply 17November 23, 2022 9:58 PM

Dunno how Jack's concentrating a jot with Hendo always steps away looking like *that*, in every training session, around the hotel, at the pool...I'd be a quivering wet wreck.

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by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2022 2:41 AM

Roy Keane is at it AGAIN with the digs about Ireland NT. Apparently, losing Jack is a pain one never gets over...

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by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2022 9:12 AM

Pins out for the people...

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by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2022 9:13 AM

Thighs in action

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by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2022 1:25 PM

R21 the way edits from that account always have Donna Summer playing over them lol

by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2022 4:40 PM

More pictorial evidence of Jack holding his pen that deranged way he does (to autograph shirts for kids). That's my beautiful big-hearted semi-literate girlfriend!

And it just tickles me that England NT are all looking at Jack like he's an alien species for it, though they've probably seen him do it before. Because Jack's never not the Main Character, even for mad reasons.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2022 4:45 PM

All the players have to stretch daily, but Jack has special added ones he has to perform to make sure he's limber as a fucktoy should be.

Those thighs can't just look incredible, they have to bend and spread and squat and take the weight of strong men, sometimes at a moment's notice.

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by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2022 4:48 PM

that hole isn't going to just present itself, Jack ...

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by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2022 4:53 PM

Jack getting a check-up before tomorrow's game (and orgy afterward) vs. USA. Sexual health screening included as standard, we're sure.

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by Anonymousreply 26November 25, 2022 2:17 AM

Hendo is training with Jack so naturally and expertly, like they work as duo team every week year round. Which they do, in a way, only in private and carnally, not on a football pitch in front of crowds.

Hope they both get to start in the match tomorrow, would be a lovely experience and a beautiful memory for them regardless of the result. To go out on a world stage and perform next to your lover and significant other is a really powerful thing that not everyone gets a chance to do.

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by Anonymousreply 27November 25, 2022 2:20 AM

If Jack starts today, who on the USA team is likely to be distracted by his flirty ways on the pitch?

by Anonymousreply 28November 25, 2022 12:47 PM

R28 Jack isn’t too fussy—a thick hard vascular athlete cock is a cock, after all—but if he can have his druthers then his favourite types of men tend to be either alpha type Captains or tall serious older midfielders & defenders. Pulisic (a good close friend and teammate to some of Jack’s England mates) would seem the obvious choice, and/or otherwise Ream, Roldan & Zimmerman.

He’ll certainly want (and have instruction ) to target all four with his sultry honeytrap wiles and bratty lascivious attention-seeking behaviours when given opportunity, and will tease the others on the US team to the best of his slutty ability. The bigger question is, will the American boys fall for it, or be able to withstand it?

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by Anonymousreply 29November 25, 2022 2:10 PM

What a letdown of a scoreline.

Still, in terms of Jack content (and Hendo/Jack content), we had a pretty decent night.

Jack was the star tonight, and he'll get the star treatment from all the boys in the dressing-room.

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by Anonymousreply 30November 25, 2022 9:17 PM

Baby really wanted to taste and service Tyler Adams' cock...

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by Anonymousreply 31November 25, 2022 9:46 PM

^^even dove for the shorts....slag

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by Anonymousreply 32November 25, 2022 9:52 PM

US Captain Pulisic gave Jack's inner thighs a quick stroke in front of the world.

Assuming that traditional Skipper's rights means he gets first go of Jack in the orgy tonight?

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by Anonymousreply 33November 25, 2022 9:54 PM

I watched the match today and could only think of all of the comments and photos from DataLounge. The first time I've actually enjoyed a match!

The moment at R31 and R32 was most entertaining!

by Anonymousreply 34November 25, 2022 10:37 PM

R34 lovely to hear! Though the match itself wasn't really a belter (especially for longtime England fans), it warms the cockles of me cold heart to know that all our silliness and sexy nonsense posting has helped someone have a good time watching a game.

Jack is built for entertainment like he's built for sex. Magnetic to see him run about and fall down dramatically and cause havoc. That's why everyone loves him on the World Stage, even if they hate the English or Manchester City.

by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2022 10:42 PM

It gave me a giggle to notice Jack 'struggling' to get his match shirt on completely seconds before his subbing on. Saucy naughty boy...

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by Anonymousreply 36November 25, 2022 10:54 PM

Wouldn't one just love to eat his sweaty ass?

by Anonymousreply 37November 25, 2022 10:59 PM

Forsooth, one would.

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by Anonymousreply 38November 25, 2022 11:14 PM

something's itchy

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by Anonymousreply 39November 25, 2022 11:34 PM

You can tell Hendo's a true professional as well as very secure in his Alpha status, because he didn't even flinch or stop and drop to his knees when Jack stepped forward cock first and teased him with a flash of that famous body naked and inches from Jordan's face. Hendo just teased him back, slowly rising to his feet with a long scan of what Jack put on show, ghosting breath over Jack's bare skin (no way Jack didn't feel that), before snapping his attention away and getting straight back to the job at hand. Because Jordan knew he was having as much of that body and that arse as he wants later, after the work is done. That's Daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 40November 26, 2022 2:11 AM

R40, I caught that moment during the match as it was being shown and immediately thought of all the DL threads on Jack and his ways.

by Anonymousreply 41November 26, 2022 2:29 AM

Here’s a sweet sidebar story and bit of trivia: Hendo’s old coach at Sunderland Black Cats academy, John Herdman, has said that in Jordan’s youth/U19 days he played much more like Jack, as a dribbler who fearlessly took on players and won fouls, so John is surprised to see Hendo become the upright passer and runner he has at Liverpool.

It’s obviously true, as we saw a rare glimpse of that younger freer and more wild version of Hendo in yesterday’s match, when Jordan subbed on with Jack. It did take everyone aback for a minute when Jordan suddenly drove at the US midfield and won a foul. Not what anyone expects from 32-year old dilfy Captain Sensible!

Perhaps that’s part of the attraction to Jack for Hendo—not just Jack’s undeniable beauty and sex appeal and need to be dominated, or his golden heart beating underneath, or his star quality, but also because in some small way Jack reminds Jordan of who he used to be or could have been. Aww.

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by Anonymousreply 42November 26, 2022 12:40 PM

Hendo told Josh Denzel earlier on his episode of Lions' Den that Jack makes him laugh the most of anyone in the squad (18.15 timestamp). Presh.

They're lucky to have that. Being able to have a good laugh with a partner really helps make a brilliant connection, and arguably makes sex even better.

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by Anonymousreply 43November 26, 2022 4:51 PM

[quote] something's itchy

R39 those raw loads when they start to dry and leak out can be very uncomfy...

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by Anonymousreply 44November 26, 2022 4:52 PM

So Jack does his prepping in training sessions, it would seem. Saves time when it comes to dressing-room service and fun, if nothing else.

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by Anonymousreply 45November 27, 2022 1:16 AM

Full body side-on image of the R40 GIF in case anyone needs it. The only real 'Gutter' in this tournament!!!

Shorts are still too long though, perhaps why we're playing so badly. Is that modesty FIFA have enforced to keep the government happy? Jack in the Euros last year had his usual skintight booty shorts on.

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by Anonymousreply 46November 27, 2022 1:35 AM

The best thing about seeing Jack in training is when he does his floor exercises, because every time he makes sure to position himself right next to his teammates doing a different drill while he spreads his legs and stretches and rolls around. He wants everyone in that gym to get an eyeful and a smell of him all worked up and putting himself on display. It's really shameless.

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by Anonymousreply 47November 27, 2022 2:10 AM

Jack literally doesn't understand how word association games work. Even when you explain them to him like he's 5 years old, then give him extra time to work it out and practise a round.

That's my slutty, stupid, special baby. If it's not about being the GOAT or being a Jezebel he doesn't want to know! Nor should he! Leave my angel be and stop making him do brain training, he can't do it.

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by Anonymousreply 48November 27, 2022 2:49 AM

Looks so pretty in the setting sunlight. And firm. And biteable.

Must be hard for all the boys in training to look away when Jack's racing around them in tempting circles...

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by Anonymousreply 49November 27, 2022 8:33 PM

Jack, darling, you might as well just eschew clothes off the pitch at this point. You clearly don't want to cover up. I'm sure the Em!rs will understand.

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by Anonymousreply 50November 27, 2022 9:27 PM

If shaving one's pubes is gay, then Ben White is definitely the one in the England squad.

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by Anonymousreply 51November 27, 2022 11:38 PM

^^ah wrong thread....well, sort of ;)

Reckon Jack's had a fantastic time under that body, some time in the last fortnight. And reckon Ben like all the other lads has had a cheeky stroke to Jack's modelling shoots...

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