I'm the bar of soap he keeps dropping in the shower in front of the other inmates.
Let's be Todd Chrisley in prison.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 27, 2022 12:16 AM |
Im the thrice convicted murderer who says "This is too sick even for me" when Miss Todd sashays in fresh from the shower and "drops" her towel.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 22, 2022 1:27 AM |
1. I'm the sign-up sheet for quarterly Botox and filler appointments.
2. I'm Todd's tears when he takes a closer look and realizes #1 is actually a sign-up sheet for GED classes.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 22, 2022 1:47 AM |
I'm the entirety of the script for the film Kiss of the Spiderwoman being lived out in real life...
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 22, 2022 1:56 AM |
Come on Gurls ! Be better !
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2022 6:56 PM |
I'm the library computer used to launch Todd's next fraud.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2022 7:01 PM |
I'm the orange jumpsuit that is so UGLY and unfashionable. Whatever will Todd do now that he can't look stylish?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2022 7:02 PM |
I'm Chase, boosting prisoner morale by offering conjugal visits.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 23, 2022 7:43 PM |
I am the dripping hole that demands general population placement. Watch my veneers, Nushawn!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 23, 2022 7:44 PM |
I’m the lavender scented stationery Todd uses when responding to his Write-A-Prisoner admirers.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 23, 2022 7:56 PM |
I'm the Daisy Dukes that Todd will fashion out of his prison-issued dungarees.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 27, 2022 12:07 AM |
I'm the cellmate who keeps waking up with Todd in his bunk , which gets explained away as Todd not allowed his "sleepwalking" meds in prison.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 27, 2022 12:16 AM |