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DL Fave Tammy Slaton is a Married, Uh, Woman

She registered at John Deere and Quality Farm Supply.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2022 10:12 AM

Truly, a lid for every crockpot!

by Anonymousreply 1November 21, 2022 4:47 PM

Oh, Deere!

by Anonymousreply 2November 21, 2022 10:42 PM

He has now gone into orbit around her.

by Anonymousreply 3November 21, 2022 11:18 PM

They both have TRACH COLLARS!! What the fucking FUCK...??!!!

by Anonymousreply 4November 21, 2022 11:26 PM

How do they have sex?

by Anonymousreply 5November 21, 2022 11:30 PM

Good for them. DL queens can still hold out some hope.

by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2022 11:31 PM

SEXY

by Anonymousreply 7November 21, 2022 11:41 PM

R5 They have an OnlyFans so you can watch.

by Anonymousreply 8November 21, 2022 11:45 PM

For anyone interested, they’re registered at Cinnabon.

by Anonymousreply 9November 22, 2022 12:26 AM

There is a lid for every pot.

This one's just a huge industrial size one

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by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2022 5:59 AM

He doesn’t look happy.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2022 6:05 AM

In the video of them in bed they are not gasping with pleasure, they both have sleep apnea

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2022 6:06 AM

Instead of rice, the guests threw flour on the bride after the ceremony to help hubby locate her wet spot on their wedding night.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2022 6:12 AM

I can smell that picture... eeew

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2022 6:12 AM

Looks strikingly like Ewww.dwin, DL Pariah Brooklyn Seacow. It is uncanny (and unappetizing and unhinged).

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2022 6:25 AM

It's amazing how much the human body can take.

by Anonymousreply 16November 24, 2022 6:28 AM

R16 That statement just morphs itself depending on who signs it. Steve Grand vs Whitney vs Darfur Orphan. Unfortunately Cheryl isn’t the best fit.

by Anonymousreply 17November 24, 2022 6:30 AM

For foreplay, they slurp out each others trach mucus plugs and then eat an entire KFC store out.

by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2022 6:42 AM

I thought she hinted at one time that might be lesbian. I don't follow the show so maybe it was fake news?

by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2022 6:46 AM

Since he probably hasn’t seen his penis since 2004, I’m guessing she straddles his trach pipe when they have sex.

by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2022 6:52 AM

r19 She claims to be pansexual, as in, she will have sex with anything you can fry up in a pan.

by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2022 7:08 AM

Beautiful. Love conquers all hate. We all need love.

by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2022 8:54 AM

The kids will be simply gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2022 10:12 AM
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