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Piss enemas - hot or not?

My husband and me have been playing around with this recently. I hadn't done it in about a decade when a top improvised me as a human urinal when I was at a music festival in Amarillo. I tried again in a steam room. The top was a heavier, daddy type. Maybe early 70s with a huge belly and a nice big uncut cock. His treasure trail was silver. He fucked me (cockring and a load of Cialis) and then pissed up my ass. I shat out his load of piss and cum on the steam room floor while two middle eastern dudes were making out, jerking off and fingering each other's holes. It was super hot. I usually don't get action this hot: I'm 60 this year, overweight, and femmy.

I do like the idea of fluids bouncing about in my mancunt. I get a frisson of pleasure when I do an all-takers, status irrelevant cumdump event at a hotel and then sneak out into the lobby to shit out the loads in a deserted conference hall or business centre. It's super hot and transgressive. Maybe I still gots a fantasy a for it from when I was in HS. You see I grew up in a flyoveristani shithole. My daddy was a hard, masculine man, inured to the hardships of ranch life. He was 6'4" and built like a shit brickhouse on steroids. His thighs was wider than my waist, and I couldn't hardly wrap my hands round his biceps. He was a violent rancher, a mascular raging alcoholic and an inveterate homophobe. He would often beat me severely for being obviously gay, effeminate and fat. He treated me like a worthless faggot, a punching bag and a human onahole. My asshole was his cocksleeve. He used me like a human cumrag! He would parade me down main street in small town Nebraska in the 1970s wearing a gingham dress and patent leather shoes and frilly sox. He would pull up the hem of the dress and expose my puny, inferior cocklet to the wide-eyed amazement of passers by. These were horny, erect, masc men who would shout lewd homophobic comments and degrade me with misogynistic blame language. Once when I was in the 10th grade my daddy fucked me up the ass in the morning for being gay. He assaulted me at the breakfast table while my giggling sisters laughed and called me humiliating homophobic slurs. When my mom - a gross midwestern ladnwhale - protested, my grandaddy beat her senseless with a bike chain until she shit herself and passed out. My sisters giggled and pointed while my daddy reamed my hole and hosed my pussy down with his hot straight load.

Then I went to school and halfway through homoroom I let out a loud, ripe fart. My jock classmate said, "Fuck, bro, it stinks like shit in here!"

I let out another wet, juicy fart. I was shitting out my father's load! This was so degrading! I was shitting out his hot straight load in class!!! I have never been so fucking degraded. Cum was running down the leg of my pants and my tiny cocklet was hard and all the jocks was screaming homophobic insults. Then the principal came and his titanic erection was tenting his pants and he began to smack me about the head and took his cock out and beg

by Anonymousreply 35November 27, 2022 2:58 AM

Oh wow.

by Anonymousreply 1November 21, 2022 10:21 AM

OP, maybe your writing classes are not all that good.

by Anonymousreply 2November 21, 2022 10:40 AM

Jesus Christ, there are websites where you can post your terrible erotic fiction. Stop inflicting it on us.

by Anonymousreply 3November 21, 2022 10:44 AM

Boring. Next time put some effort into it.

by Anonymousreply 4November 21, 2022 10:51 AM

Shit brick house troll is back! Yay!!

by Anonymousreply 5November 21, 2022 11:37 AM

Minus several million / 10

by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2022 11:39 AM

That's disgusting OP butt I love it! I had a bottom buddy who really got off on me pissing in his hole

by Anonymousreply 7November 21, 2022 11:43 AM

Miss Gene Hackman is feeling awfully chatty today.

by Anonymousreply 8November 21, 2022 12:11 PM

Miss Lindzsay Graham is posting for us again DL!

by Anonymousreply 9November 21, 2022 12:21 PM

Candace, We have a script we want you to look at.

by Anonymousreply 10November 21, 2022 12:32 PM

You already posted this little bubble of mental illness before OP. Iirc you had a fat brother or smth?

Are you jacking off to this???

by Anonymousreply 11November 21, 2022 12:32 PM

Could you get an STD from having multiple guys piss in your asshole?

by Anonymousreply 12November 21, 2022 5:38 PM

OP, Gurl! you nasty.

by Anonymousreply 13November 21, 2022 5:45 PM

PENEMA 😩

by Anonymousreply 14November 21, 2022 5:55 PM

The use of "frisson" added a nice literary touch, Miss OP.

by Anonymousreply 15November 21, 2022 6:04 PM

A 70-year-old guy is not daddy, in fact, he's a gramps!

By the way, was OP the perv who started a thread about the gays and incest yesterday?

by Anonymousreply 16November 21, 2022 6:12 PM

R15 🤣

by Anonymousreply 17November 21, 2022 6:58 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2022 1:15 PM

I’ll pray for your nasty ass.

by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2022 2:03 PM

People are gross

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2022 2:18 PM

My husband and me! You fat illiterate cunt.

by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2022 2:19 PM

Agreed, r15, though, given the matter at hand, I wish Miss Mary OP had exercised a soupçon of discretion and kept a Depend disposable undergarment close at hand.

by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2022 2:41 PM

I got an STI just from reading this.

by Anonymousreply 23November 22, 2022 2:47 PM

The florid nature of your writing, OP, is unpleasant for your readers. Concise text gives clarity to the reader and maintains their interest.

You could have just written "Fat, desperate and unfuckable" and saved us all hundreds of words and five minutes of our lives.

by Anonymousreply 24November 22, 2022 2:50 PM

LOL

by Anonymousreply 25November 22, 2022 3:06 PM

R24 you got that right

by Anonymousreply 26November 22, 2022 3:18 PM

[quote]His thighs was wider than my waist, and I couldn't hardly wrap my hands round his biceps. He was a violent rancher, a mascular raging alcoholic and an inveterate homophobe.

Trying to work out who would play this character in the Ryan Murphy adaptation

by Anonymousreply 27November 22, 2022 3:23 PM

r27 evan peters of course

by Anonymousreply 28November 22, 2022 3:30 PM

I got a herpes lesion just reading this.

by Anonymousreply 29November 22, 2022 3:42 PM

This is even better than "Wuthering Heights".

by Anonymousreply 30November 22, 2022 4:16 PM

It's nice that the mother and sisters were included in this entry; I feel like I'm getting to know the family better.

by Anonymousreply 31November 22, 2022 4:31 PM

R31 sisters have been prominent before

by Anonymousreply 32November 23, 2022 6:39 AM

R32 my momma was useless and did nothing to stop the abuse. My sisters participated in it cruelly and brutally. It was they clothes that I had to wear down Main Street and them truckers said what beautiful ‘daughters’ my daddy had referring cruelly to us. My sisters also enjoyed my daddy beating momma shitless. Once he had a hangover on account of him havin done hisself too much booze. The phone started ringing and my daddy done grabbed the receiver and beat momma across the head with it until she shit herself and passed out. The call was from her sister and in could hear frantic screaming over the phone and from my momma until the telltale wet juicy farting noise of her voiding her bowels under her caftan. It was a pretty meaty chud and she just lay in her own shit for a few hours until my daddy done tell my sisters to clean her up.

by Anonymousreply 33November 23, 2022 8:59 PM

Bumpsky

by Anonymousreply 34November 27, 2022 2:51 AM

Nyetsky

by Anonymousreply 35November 27, 2022 2:58 AM
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