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Armie Hammer update

Skin and bones. Is he getting enough people to eat?

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by Anonymousreply 101November 26, 2022 4:05 AM

I offer my services to check his equipment is in full working order.

by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2022 11:07 PM

He can eat me anytime, anywhere. And I will return the favor.

by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2022 11:12 PM

Yikes. Armand's looking rough.

by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2022 11:12 PM

I thought that was a picture of him vacuuming.

by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2022 11:14 PM

Oh, I don't want him to lose his fine round ass!

by Anonymousreply 5November 21, 2022 2:15 AM

Is that a mosquito net?

by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2022 2:40 AM

Are you dense R6?

by Anonymousreply 7November 21, 2022 2:43 AM

He seems thin.

by Anonymousreply 8November 21, 2022 2:44 AM

It just looks like he skips leg day.

by Anonymousreply 9November 21, 2022 2:44 AM

I hope he doesn't have any downstairs neighbors who are having to listen to those balls bounce on the hardwood floor/ceiling.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 21, 2022 10:47 AM

Only Dataloungers would consider him to be thin, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13November 21, 2022 1:00 PM

Who's sucking his toes these days?

by Anonymousreply 14November 21, 2022 1:07 PM

Not me, unfortunately. 😔

by Anonymousreply 15November 21, 2022 1:50 PM

Only fat, old DL residents like OP would consider him to be skin and bones.

by Anonymousreply 16November 21, 2022 1:57 PM

R14 can you imagine what a huge foot freak you must grow up to become if your earliest memories are sucking on your father's toes and rubbing up against his huge soles. ?

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by Anonymousreply 18November 21, 2022 2:30 PM

R16, feeling attacked.

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by Anonymousreply 19November 21, 2022 2:40 PM

[quote] [R14] can you imagine what a huge foot freak you must grow up to become if your earliest memories are sucking on your father's toes and rubbing up against his huge soles. ?

You must not have children. From birth until about 7 years old, most of your job as a parent is keeping them from putting things in their mouth. He will not even remember that incident.

by Anonymousreply 20November 21, 2022 2:57 PM

R19 - speaking for your obese self?

I sense burning jealousy there!

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by Anonymousreply 21November 21, 2022 2:58 PM

He cleans up decently…

by Anonymousreply 22November 21, 2022 3:31 PM

I'm downloading CMBYN in 4K HDR as I type this.

by Anonymousreply 23November 21, 2022 3:55 PM

Who should have played Oliver instead of Armie?

by Anonymousreply 24November 21, 2022 3:56 PM

R24 Jake Gyllenhaal

by Anonymousreply 25November 21, 2022 3:57 PM

[quote] Who should have played Oliver instead of Armie?

Someone who didn't look 38 years old.

by Anonymousreply 26November 21, 2022 4:03 PM

R17 I sucked toes and still do

by Anonymousreply 27November 21, 2022 4:06 PM

The guy @R19 is just asking to be bronskied!

by Anonymousreply 28November 21, 2022 4:20 PM

I'm watching CMBYN now and his legs were scrawny in that too. Watch him run down the stairs at the very beginning.

by Anonymousreply 29November 21, 2022 6:19 PM

I bet he will have a comeback in some euro film. Europeans don't really care about this stuff.

by Anonymousreply 30November 21, 2022 6:28 PM

Europeans care whether or not the person can act though.

by Anonymousreply 31November 21, 2022 6:32 PM

Was he in Moscow, ID a week or so ago?

by Anonymousreply 32November 21, 2022 6:55 PM

He's hot

by Anonymousreply 33November 21, 2022 6:56 PM

r31 Luca didn't

by Anonymousreply 34November 21, 2022 7:08 PM

Is he still in rehab? Is that dump "house arrest"? Is he still a practicing cannibal?

by Anonymousreply 35November 21, 2022 7:12 PM

He's still hot and I hope he makes a comeback.

by Anonymousreply 36November 21, 2022 10:11 PM

I want him in me quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 37November 21, 2022 10:13 PM

[R24] Will Smith.

by Anonymousreply 38November 21, 2022 10:14 PM

R36 Maybe in 10 years?

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by Anonymousreply 39November 21, 2022 10:31 PM

What happened to Armie Hammer was shameful. You take down one person for a fantasy kink, and everybody is fair game. Tick tock, whores.

by Anonymousreply 40November 21, 2022 10:34 PM

In my mind Armie and Dan Abrams are my foot gods. I worship them every night.

by Anonymousreply 41November 21, 2022 10:46 PM

r40 It wasn't about the fantasy kink though, was it? It was about sexually abusing his partners.

by Anonymousreply 42November 21, 2022 10:53 PM

Whomst did he abuse, and how R42?

by Anonymousreply 43November 21, 2022 10:56 PM

Do you think he is ashamed that the cannibalistic fetish rumors of his are now known around the world or do you think he secretly gets turned on by the fact that everyone knows?

by Anonymousreply 44November 21, 2022 10:56 PM

R44 he wanted to get caught

His downfall is because he sent those texts from VERIFIED SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS

If he didn’t want to get caught, he would have used burner accounts like normal people

by Anonymousreply 45November 22, 2022 12:11 AM

He looks the same as he always does. What's the difference supposed to be OP?

by Anonymousreply 46November 22, 2022 12:13 AM

He needs to present hole and hole in one.

by Anonymousreply 47November 22, 2022 12:18 AM

Yes indeed R47. And cock. We must see cock.

by Anonymousreply 48November 22, 2022 12:19 AM

r43 Watch the House of Hammer documentary. He deliberately went after girls with no experience of kink, convinced them to try it, and then did things with them he did not discuss beforehand, and did not have consent for.

by Anonymousreply 49November 22, 2022 12:42 AM

^Oh my Heavens! WHY didn't you include a Trigger Warning!! I'm going to throw up!!

by Anonymousreply 50November 22, 2022 12:43 AM

id still let him tie me up, spit on me, slap me, choke me, gag me with his big fingers and forcefully sit on my face

by Anonymousreply 51November 22, 2022 12:46 AM

Auntie Preachy, please. Bitch was setting him up!

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by Anonymousreply 52November 22, 2022 12:56 AM

R21, purr purr R21.

Keep trying. Maybe it'll wear you out.

by Anonymousreply 53November 22, 2022 1:01 AM

Love them.

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by Anonymousreply 54November 22, 2022 1:12 AM

R52 - but no one can ever turn you old fat fart away from starting dozens of stupid threads a day!

by Anonymousreply 55November 22, 2022 2:13 AM

Is OP the ugly, fat cunt who always starts threads about actors looking the worse for wear every day?

by Anonymousreply 56November 22, 2022 4:01 AM

Yes, that must be it, the fat "every-actor-is-ugly" troll

by Anonymousreply 57November 22, 2022 2:44 PM

You know, a stan created a post on some old Hollywood actor who was definitely unattractive. I chimed in how he was so ugly and got chastised for it.

by Anonymousreply 58November 22, 2022 2:49 PM

[quote]Luca didn't

Hammer only got CMBYN because of whichever round of personal drama and bad publicity the original casting choice, Shia LaBeouf, was going through at the time. With the clock ticking and aware that the subject matter was going to limit the pool, Luca okayed Hammer, whom he'd seen in The Social Network.

Those distant days when film producers went with Armie Hammer because of someone else's bad publicity...

by Anonymousreply 59November 22, 2022 3:02 PM

That's quite the rewriting of history, r59. Luca wanted Hammer for Call Me, he has some weird obsession with him. It's not like he just settled on him because of some deadline. Luca went after him and courted him for the role:

[quote]I saw him in “The Social Network,” like everybody, and then cultivated my passion for Armie with the movies he made afterwards. I always found him a very sophisticated actor, with a great range. So when I came to think of Oliver, because everybody swoons for this boy in the movie, I thought we could use that quality, his incredible charm. But also we could play with it. Not just have the beautiful boy but someone who could create irony and have plenty of range.

[quote]Yes, but how did you get him?

[quote]That’s a funny story. He’s very well-mannered. When I asked him through his agent, he was going to pass. But then we spoke, and at the end of the conversation, he said to me: “I’m in!”….Then the agent called him and said: “What’s going on – you were going to pass?” And Armie said: “Well, the conversation was too good. I couldn’t pass.”

'Sophisticated actor with a great range' literally only someone who wanted to fuck him would say that about Hammer

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by Anonymousreply 60November 22, 2022 4:38 PM

Horrible legs!

by Anonymousreply 61November 22, 2022 4:58 PM

I will watch him if he shows up in Peter Greenaway movie, presenting dong and shithole.

by Anonymousreply 62November 22, 2022 5:17 PM

R61 fuck right off!

by Anonymousreply 63November 22, 2022 8:35 PM

I never knew he was uncut.

by Anonymousreply 64November 23, 2022 1:41 AM

Paw Hammer just bit the dust. Does this make son Armie one of the richest bros on earth?

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by Anonymousreply 65November 23, 2022 1:58 AM

R64 - where's the dick pic, I must have missed it!

by Anonymousreply 66November 23, 2022 2:11 AM

It's a bad fake

by Anonymousreply 67November 23, 2022 2:14 AM

Oh, Daddy's dead! He might have money again.

by Anonymousreply 68November 23, 2022 2:16 AM

R63 = Armie Hammer.

His father died of shame.

by Anonymousreply 69November 23, 2022 2:20 AM

R69 Please. Your mother would too if she had a morbidly obese daughter like you.

by Anonymousreply 70November 23, 2022 3:39 AM

Did the father die because of the cannibal rumors?

by Anonymousreply 71November 23, 2022 9:33 AM

Michael Hammer was a walking melanoma warning.

His sister Casey wrote in her book that he molested her.

by Anonymousreply 72November 23, 2022 10:27 AM

I have to wonder how bitter he is that Luca didn’t cast him in his newly-released cannibal movie “Bones and All”.

by Anonymousreply 73November 23, 2022 10:50 AM

Hi Charmie @ R70. You pitiful turd.

by Anonymousreply 74November 23, 2022 11:51 AM

Now Armie still looks 99 times better than fattard R74 at her prettiest. hahahaha

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by Anonymousreply 75November 24, 2022 10:38 AM

There's always OnlyFans for him to fall onto.

by Anonymousreply 76November 24, 2022 11:03 AM

Who's he having for Thanksgiving?

by Anonymousreply 77November 24, 2022 11:52 AM

Looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 78November 24, 2022 11:56 AM

R75 ‘s parents will die of shame too, if they haven’t already.

by Anonymousreply 79November 24, 2022 12:18 PM

The pics @75??!!! It is not warm enough in Los Angeles for open toe sandals !!!!!

Armie is an entitled, flagrant narcissist with a kinky foot fetish who is exposing his toes to tease and tantalise before telling us to fuck off!

by Anonymousreply 80November 24, 2022 3:04 PM

Because he’s in Italy, R80.

by Anonymousreply 81November 24, 2022 3:37 PM

Those sandals @ R75 look beyond hideous on him.

by Anonymousreply 82November 24, 2022 3:39 PM

[quote] Because he’s in Italy, [R80].

Dear, I think he's in the Venice neighborhood of Los Angeles. Why would he be in Italy?

by Anonymousreply 83November 24, 2022 3:46 PM

I think he looks adorable, and healthy.

by Anonymousreply 84November 24, 2022 3:52 PM

He's still 99 times hotter than 99% of old fat farts on DL. And that is an undisputable FACT!

R79 can only choke on her pensioner's sticky saliva and be bitter and resentful until the day she dies.

by Anonymousreply 85November 24, 2022 4:48 PM

R83, you’re probably right, but the article isn’t clear.

by Anonymousreply 86November 24, 2022 5:02 PM

The article says "his neighborhood", so obviously it's LA. Why would he move to Italy?

by Anonymousreply 87November 24, 2022 5:18 PM

Luca said he still wants to do the CMBYN sequel with Armie. There was a blind item recently saying that frail Timmy was hanging out with Armie again.

by Anonymousreply 88November 24, 2022 5:20 PM

LOL the idiot read “Venice” and thought they meant Venice Italy

by Anonymousreply 89November 24, 2022 5:20 PM

Fuck off, R89.

by Anonymousreply 90November 24, 2022 6:16 PM

R80 is a sad excuse

by Anonymousreply 91November 24, 2022 9:18 PM

Whoever it is r77, you can bet that it’s white meat!

by Anonymousreply 92November 24, 2022 11:32 PM

Cut or uncut, though? I need to know before I wish him happy holidays.

by Anonymousreply 93November 25, 2022 7:48 PM

He looks severely depressed.

by Anonymousreply 94November 25, 2022 8:03 PM

He's Jewish, cut you idiot!

by Anonymousreply 95November 25, 2022 8:07 PM

I'd climb that glorious tree. Love him.

by Anonymousreply 96November 25, 2022 8:10 PM

He’s not Jewish, you moron

His parents are Evangelicals

by Anonymousreply 97November 25, 2022 8:28 PM

Still cut.

by Anonymousreply 98November 25, 2022 8:48 PM

So, is Mark Rylance playing Armie?

by Anonymousreply 99November 25, 2022 8:51 PM

One of his grandparents was a Russian Jew, or something like that.

by Anonymousreply 100November 26, 2022 3:45 AM

He looks fine. Perfectly normal body, dunno about his mind though

by Anonymousreply 101November 26, 2022 4:05 AM
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