Armie Hammer update

I offer my services to check his equipment is in full working order.

He can eat me anytime, anywhere. And I will return the favor.

Yikes. Armand's looking rough.

I thought that was a picture of him vacuuming.

Oh, I don't want him to lose his fine round ass!

Is that a mosquito net?

Are you dense R6?

He seems thin.

It just looks like he skips leg day.

I hope he doesn't have any downstairs neighbors who are having to listen to those balls bounce on the hardwood floor/ceiling.

King

R8

Only Dataloungers would consider him to be thin, OP.

Who's sucking his toes these days?

Not me, unfortunately. 😔

Only fat, old DL residents like OP would consider him to be skin and bones.

R14 can you imagine what a huge foot freak you must grow up to become if your earliest memories are sucking on your father's toes and rubbing up against his huge soles. ?

CHICKEN LEGS!

R16, feeling attacked.

[quote] [R14] can you imagine what a huge foot freak you must grow up to become if your earliest memories are sucking on your father's toes and rubbing up against his huge soles. ?

You must not have children. From birth until about 7 years old, most of your job as a parent is keeping them from putting things in their mouth. He will not even remember that incident.

R19 - speaking for your obese self?

I sense burning jealousy there!

He cleans up decently…

I'm downloading CMBYN in 4K HDR as I type this.

Who should have played Oliver instead of Armie?

R24 Jake Gyllenhaal

[quote] Who should have played Oliver instead of Armie?

Someone who didn't look 38 years old.

R17 I sucked toes and still do

The guy @R19 is just asking to be bronskied!

I'm watching CMBYN now and his legs were scrawny in that too. Watch him run down the stairs at the very beginning.

I bet he will have a comeback in some euro film. Europeans don't really care about this stuff.

Europeans care whether or not the person can act though.

Was he in Moscow, ID a week or so ago?

He's hot

r31 Luca didn't

Is he still in rehab? Is that dump "house arrest"? Is he still a practicing cannibal?

He's still hot and I hope he makes a comeback.

I want him in me quite deeply.

[R24] Will Smith.

R36 Maybe in 10 years?

What happened to Armie Hammer was shameful. You take down one person for a fantasy kink, and everybody is fair game. Tick tock, whores.

In my mind Armie and Dan Abrams are my foot gods. I worship them every night.

r40 It wasn't about the fantasy kink though, was it? It was about sexually abusing his partners.

Whomst did he abuse, and how R42?

Do you think he is ashamed that the cannibalistic fetish rumors of his are now known around the world or do you think he secretly gets turned on by the fact that everyone knows?

R44 he wanted to get caught

His downfall is because he sent those texts from VERIFIED SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS

If he didn’t want to get caught, he would have used burner accounts like normal people

He looks the same as he always does. What's the difference supposed to be OP?

He needs to present hole and hole in one.

Yes indeed R47. And cock. We must see cock.

r43 Watch the House of Hammer documentary. He deliberately went after girls with no experience of kink, convinced them to try it, and then did things with them he did not discuss beforehand, and did not have consent for.

^Oh my Heavens! WHY didn't you include a Trigger Warning!! I'm going to throw up!!

id still let him tie me up, spit on me, slap me, choke me, gag me with his big fingers and forcefully sit on my face

Auntie Preachy, please. Bitch was setting him up!

R21, purr purr R21.

Keep trying. Maybe it'll wear you out.

Love them.

R52 - but no one can ever turn you old fat fart away from starting dozens of stupid threads a day!

Is OP the ugly, fat cunt who always starts threads about actors looking the worse for wear every day?

Yes, that must be it, the fat "every-actor-is-ugly" troll

You know, a stan created a post on some old Hollywood actor who was definitely unattractive. I chimed in how he was so ugly and got chastised for it.

[quote]Luca didn't

Hammer only got CMBYN because of whichever round of personal drama and bad publicity the original casting choice, Shia LaBeouf, was going through at the time. With the clock ticking and aware that the subject matter was going to limit the pool, Luca okayed Hammer, whom he'd seen in The Social Network.

Those distant days when film producers went with Armie Hammer because of someone else's bad publicity...

That's quite the rewriting of history, r59. Luca wanted Hammer for Call Me, he has some weird obsession with him. It's not like he just settled on him because of some deadline. Luca went after him and courted him for the role:

[quote]I saw him in “The Social Network,” like everybody, and then cultivated my passion for Armie with the movies he made afterwards. I always found him a very sophisticated actor, with a great range. So when I came to think of Oliver, because everybody swoons for this boy in the movie, I thought we could use that quality, his incredible charm. But also we could play with it. Not just have the beautiful boy but someone who could create irony and have plenty of range.

[quote]Yes, but how did you get him?

[quote]That’s a funny story. He’s very well-mannered. When I asked him through his agent, he was going to pass. But then we spoke, and at the end of the conversation, he said to me: “I’m in!”….Then the agent called him and said: “What’s going on – you were going to pass?” And Armie said: “Well, the conversation was too good. I couldn’t pass.”

'Sophisticated actor with a great range' literally only someone who wanted to fuck him would say that about Hammer

Horrible legs!

I will watch him if he shows up in Peter Greenaway movie, presenting dong and shithole.

R61 fuck right off!

I never knew he was uncut.

Paw Hammer just bit the dust. Does this make son Armie one of the richest bros on earth?

R64 - where's the dick pic, I must have missed it!

It's a bad fake

Oh, Daddy's dead! He might have money again.

R63 = Armie Hammer.

His father died of shame.

R69 Please. Your mother would too if she had a morbidly obese daughter like you.

Did the father die because of the cannibal rumors?

Michael Hammer was a walking melanoma warning.

His sister Casey wrote in her book that he molested her.

I have to wonder how bitter he is that Luca didn’t cast him in his newly-released cannibal movie “Bones and All”.

Hi Charmie @ R70. You pitiful turd.

Now Armie still looks 99 times better than fattard R74 at her prettiest. hahahaha

There's always OnlyFans for him to fall onto.

Who's he having for Thanksgiving?

Looks fine.

R75 ‘s parents will die of shame too, if they haven’t already.

The pics @75??!!! It is not warm enough in Los Angeles for open toe sandals !!!!!

Armie is an entitled, flagrant narcissist with a kinky foot fetish who is exposing his toes to tease and tantalise before telling us to fuck off!

Because he’s in Italy, R80.

Those sandals @ R75 look beyond hideous on him.

[quote] Because he’s in Italy, [R80].

Dear, I think he's in the Venice neighborhood of Los Angeles. Why would he be in Italy?

I think he looks adorable, and healthy.

He's still 99 times hotter than 99% of old fat farts on DL. And that is an undisputable FACT!

R79 can only choke on her pensioner's sticky saliva and be bitter and resentful until the day she dies.

R83, you’re probably right, but the article isn’t clear.

The article says "his neighborhood", so obviously it's LA. Why would he move to Italy?

Luca said he still wants to do the CMBYN sequel with Armie. There was a blind item recently saying that frail Timmy was hanging out with Armie again.

LOL the idiot read “Venice” and thought they meant Venice Italy

Fuck off, R89.

R80 is a sad excuse

Whoever it is r77, you can bet that it’s white meat!

Cut or uncut, though? I need to know before I wish him happy holidays.

He looks severely depressed.

He's Jewish, cut you idiot!

I'd climb that glorious tree. Love him.

He’s not Jewish, you moron

His parents are Evangelicals

Still cut.

So, is Mark Rylance playing Armie?

One of his grandparents was a Russian Jew, or something like that.

He looks fine. Perfectly normal body, dunno about his mind though

R24 vin Diesel

i'm sorry, but he is so fucking hot. i hope he finds a kinky sub girl who is well versed in ethical bdsm

R103 Why would you be sorry?

Who is bumping old Armie Hammer threads for no reason?

Freak.

So, have you seen that new guy Arnie in Sales...

He's dreamy!

Cricket legs in Cayman

A whole downfall for nothing

He needs a Manwich.

AIDS?