Skin and bones. Is he getting enough people to eat?
Armie Hammer update
|by Anonymous||reply 101||November 26, 2022 4:05 AM|
I offer my services to check his equipment is in full working order.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 20, 2022 11:07 PM|
He can eat me anytime, anywhere. And I will return the favor.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 20, 2022 11:12 PM|
Yikes. Armand's looking rough.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 20, 2022 11:12 PM|
I thought that was a picture of him vacuuming.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 20, 2022 11:14 PM|
Oh, I don't want him to lose his fine round ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 21, 2022 2:15 AM|
Is that a mosquito net?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 21, 2022 2:40 AM|
Are you dense R6?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 21, 2022 2:43 AM|
He seems thin.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 21, 2022 2:44 AM|
It just looks like he skips leg day.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 21, 2022 2:44 AM|
I hope he doesn't have any downstairs neighbors who are having to listen to those balls bounce on the hardwood floor/ceiling.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 21, 2022 2:46 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 21, 2022 3:36 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 21, 2022 10:47 AM|
Only Dataloungers would consider him to be thin, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 21, 2022 1:00 PM|
Who's sucking his toes these days?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 21, 2022 1:07 PM|
Not me, unfortunately. 😔
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 21, 2022 1:50 PM|
Only fat, old DL residents like OP would consider him to be skin and bones.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 21, 2022 1:57 PM|
R14 can you imagine what a huge foot freak you must grow up to become if your earliest memories are sucking on your father's toes and rubbing up against his huge soles. ?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 21, 2022 2:27 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 21, 2022 2:30 PM|
R16, feeling attacked.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 21, 2022 2:40 PM|
[quote] [R14] can you imagine what a huge foot freak you must grow up to become if your earliest memories are sucking on your father's toes and rubbing up against his huge soles. ?
You must not have children. From birth until about 7 years old, most of your job as a parent is keeping them from putting things in their mouth. He will not even remember that incident.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 21, 2022 2:57 PM|
R19 - speaking for your obese self?
I sense burning jealousy there!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 21, 2022 2:58 PM|
He cleans up decently…
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 21, 2022 3:31 PM|
I'm downloading CMBYN in 4K HDR as I type this.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 21, 2022 3:55 PM|
Who should have played Oliver instead of Armie?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 21, 2022 3:56 PM|
R24 Jake Gyllenhaal
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 21, 2022 3:57 PM|
[quote] Who should have played Oliver instead of Armie?
Someone who didn't look 38 years old.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 21, 2022 4:03 PM|
R17 I sucked toes and still do
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 21, 2022 4:06 PM|
The guy @R19 is just asking to be bronskied!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 21, 2022 4:20 PM|
I'm watching CMBYN now and his legs were scrawny in that too. Watch him run down the stairs at the very beginning.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 21, 2022 6:19 PM|
I bet he will have a comeback in some euro film. Europeans don't really care about this stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 21, 2022 6:28 PM|
Europeans care whether or not the person can act though.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 21, 2022 6:32 PM|
Was he in Moscow, ID a week or so ago?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 21, 2022 6:55 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 21, 2022 6:56 PM|
r31 Luca didn't
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 21, 2022 7:08 PM|
Is he still in rehab? Is that dump "house arrest"? Is he still a practicing cannibal?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 21, 2022 7:12 PM|
He's still hot and I hope he makes a comeback.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 21, 2022 10:11 PM|
I want him in me quite deeply.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 21, 2022 10:13 PM|
[R24] Will Smith.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 21, 2022 10:14 PM|
R36 Maybe in 10 years?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 21, 2022 10:31 PM|
What happened to Armie Hammer was shameful. You take down one person for a fantasy kink, and everybody is fair game. Tick tock, whores.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 21, 2022 10:34 PM|
In my mind Armie and Dan Abrams are my foot gods. I worship them every night.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 21, 2022 10:46 PM|
r40 It wasn't about the fantasy kink though, was it? It was about sexually abusing his partners.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 21, 2022 10:53 PM|
Whomst did he abuse, and how R42?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 21, 2022 10:56 PM|
Do you think he is ashamed that the cannibalistic fetish rumors of his are now known around the world or do you think he secretly gets turned on by the fact that everyone knows?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 21, 2022 10:56 PM|
R44 he wanted to get caught
His downfall is because he sent those texts from VERIFIED SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS
If he didn’t want to get caught, he would have used burner accounts like normal people
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 22, 2022 12:11 AM|
He looks the same as he always does. What's the difference supposed to be OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 22, 2022 12:13 AM|
He needs to present hole and hole in one.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 22, 2022 12:18 AM|
Yes indeed R47. And cock. We must see cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 22, 2022 12:19 AM|
r43 Watch the House of Hammer documentary. He deliberately went after girls with no experience of kink, convinced them to try it, and then did things with them he did not discuss beforehand, and did not have consent for.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 22, 2022 12:42 AM|
^Oh my Heavens! WHY didn't you include a Trigger Warning!! I'm going to throw up!!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 22, 2022 12:43 AM|
id still let him tie me up, spit on me, slap me, choke me, gag me with his big fingers and forcefully sit on my face
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 22, 2022 12:46 AM|
Auntie Preachy, please. Bitch was setting him up!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 22, 2022 12:56 AM|
R21, purr purr R21.
Keep trying. Maybe it'll wear you out.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 22, 2022 1:01 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 22, 2022 1:12 AM|
R52 - but no one can ever turn you old fat fart away from starting dozens of stupid threads a day!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 22, 2022 2:13 AM|
Is OP the ugly, fat cunt who always starts threads about actors looking the worse for wear every day?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 22, 2022 4:01 AM|
Yes, that must be it, the fat "every-actor-is-ugly" troll
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 22, 2022 2:44 PM|
You know, a stan created a post on some old Hollywood actor who was definitely unattractive. I chimed in how he was so ugly and got chastised for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 22, 2022 2:49 PM|
Hammer only got CMBYN because of whichever round of personal drama and bad publicity the original casting choice, Shia LaBeouf, was going through at the time. With the clock ticking and aware that the subject matter was going to limit the pool, Luca okayed Hammer, whom he'd seen in The Social Network.
Those distant days when film producers went with Armie Hammer because of someone else's bad publicity...
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 22, 2022 3:02 PM|
That's quite the rewriting of history, r59. Luca wanted Hammer for Call Me, he has some weird obsession with him. It's not like he just settled on him because of some deadline. Luca went after him and courted him for the role:
[quote]I saw him in “The Social Network,” like everybody, and then cultivated my passion for Armie with the movies he made afterwards. I always found him a very sophisticated actor, with a great range. So when I came to think of Oliver, because everybody swoons for this boy in the movie, I thought we could use that quality, his incredible charm. But also we could play with it. Not just have the beautiful boy but someone who could create irony and have plenty of range.
[quote]Yes, but how did you get him?
[quote]That’s a funny story. He’s very well-mannered. When I asked him through his agent, he was going to pass. But then we spoke, and at the end of the conversation, he said to me: “I’m in!”….Then the agent called him and said: “What’s going on – you were going to pass?” And Armie said: “Well, the conversation was too good. I couldn’t pass.”
'Sophisticated actor with a great range' literally only someone who wanted to fuck him would say that about Hammer
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 22, 2022 4:38 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 22, 2022 4:58 PM|
I will watch him if he shows up in Peter Greenaway movie, presenting dong and shithole.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 22, 2022 5:17 PM|
R61 fuck right off!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 22, 2022 8:35 PM|
I never knew he was uncut.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 23, 2022 1:41 AM|
Paw Hammer just bit the dust. Does this make son Armie one of the richest bros on earth?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 23, 2022 1:58 AM|
R64 - where's the dick pic, I must have missed it!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 23, 2022 2:11 AM|
It's a bad fake
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 23, 2022 2:14 AM|
Oh, Daddy's dead! He might have money again.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 23, 2022 2:16 AM|
R63 = Armie Hammer.
His father died of shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 23, 2022 2:20 AM|
R69 Please. Your mother would too if she had a morbidly obese daughter like you.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 23, 2022 3:39 AM|
Did the father die because of the cannibal rumors?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 23, 2022 9:33 AM|
Michael Hammer was a walking melanoma warning.
His sister Casey wrote in her book that he molested her.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 23, 2022 10:27 AM|
I have to wonder how bitter he is that Luca didn’t cast him in his newly-released cannibal movie “Bones and All”.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 23, 2022 10:50 AM|
Hi Charmie @ R70. You pitiful turd.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 23, 2022 11:51 AM|
Now Armie still looks 99 times better than fattard R74 at her prettiest. hahahaha
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 24, 2022 10:38 AM|
There's always OnlyFans for him to fall onto.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 24, 2022 11:03 AM|
Who's he having for Thanksgiving?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 24, 2022 11:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 24, 2022 11:56 AM|
R75 ‘s parents will die of shame too, if they haven’t already.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 24, 2022 12:18 PM|
The pics @75??!!! It is not warm enough in Los Angeles for open toe sandals !!!!!
Armie is an entitled, flagrant narcissist with a kinky foot fetish who is exposing his toes to tease and tantalise before telling us to fuck off!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 24, 2022 3:04 PM|
Because he’s in Italy, R80.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 24, 2022 3:37 PM|
Those sandals @ R75 look beyond hideous on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 24, 2022 3:39 PM|
[quote] Because he’s in Italy, [R80].
Dear, I think he's in the Venice neighborhood of Los Angeles. Why would he be in Italy?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 24, 2022 3:46 PM|
I think he looks adorable, and healthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 24, 2022 3:52 PM|
He's still 99 times hotter than 99% of old fat farts on DL. And that is an undisputable FACT!
R79 can only choke on her pensioner's sticky saliva and be bitter and resentful until the day she dies.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 24, 2022 4:48 PM|
R83, you’re probably right, but the article isn’t clear.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 24, 2022 5:02 PM|
The article says "his neighborhood", so obviously it's LA. Why would he move to Italy?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 24, 2022 5:18 PM|
Luca said he still wants to do the CMBYN sequel with Armie. There was a blind item recently saying that frail Timmy was hanging out with Armie again.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 24, 2022 5:20 PM|
LOL the idiot read “Venice” and thought they meant Venice Italy
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 24, 2022 5:20 PM|
Fuck off, R89.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 24, 2022 6:16 PM|
R80 is a sad excuse
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 24, 2022 9:18 PM|
Whoever it is r77, you can bet that it’s white meat!
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 24, 2022 11:32 PM|
Cut or uncut, though? I need to know before I wish him happy holidays.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 25, 2022 7:48 PM|
He looks severely depressed.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 25, 2022 8:03 PM|
He's Jewish, cut you idiot!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 25, 2022 8:07 PM|
I'd climb that glorious tree. Love him.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 25, 2022 8:10 PM|
He’s not Jewish, you moron
His parents are Evangelicals
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 25, 2022 8:28 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 25, 2022 8:48 PM|
So, is Mark Rylance playing Armie?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 25, 2022 8:51 PM|
One of his grandparents was a Russian Jew, or something like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||November 26, 2022 3:45 AM|
He looks fine. Perfectly normal body, dunno about his mind though
|by Anonymous||reply 101||November 26, 2022 4:05 AM|