I'm the wealthy white woman with an ethereal attitude.
Let's be a Homeworthy / Quintessence video
|by Anonymous||reply 29||March 23, 2023 8:38 AM|
I'm the insistence from the neurotic looking homeowner that this is a really 'relaxed household'.
Nothing says relaxed like books arranged in shelves according to the colour of their spines (for visual effect).
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 20, 2022 7:01 PM|
I'm the stacks of books laid on their back completely covering the coffee table.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 20, 2022 7:09 PM|
I'm Susanna Salk's bare shanks inside clunky boots, clomping up the front porch steps to greet her host.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 20, 2022 7:18 PM|
I'm Bunny Williams -- the last surviving person with a stupid early 20th century debutante name like Bunny.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 20, 2022 8:32 PM|
I thought DLers would be all over this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 21, 2022 6:46 AM|
I'm the terrified looking Golden Retriever in the background.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 23, 2022 1:48 PM|
I'm the name Hollis Loudon Puig. I sound faintly like I should be attending parties with Didi Von Cuntington
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 23, 2022 1:58 PM|
I'm the people Susanna visits over and over, including the aforementioned Bunny Williams, as well as Nina Campbell, Johnson Hartig, TImothy Corrigan and Ted Kennedy Watson. If only someone would tell us we've run out of things to say.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 23, 2022 2:03 PM|
I'm the elderqueen who decorates like Jayne Wrightsman on a meth bender.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||December 6, 2022 1:46 PM|
I'm one of two types: either a pearl-clutching queen who seems like every Datalounge MARY! come to life; or a bottle blonde middle-aged woman who you know has at least one MAGA hat in the closet, if not a white Klan hood.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||March 22, 2023 5:10 PM|
r5, i've never heard of the subject ever
|by Anonymous||reply 11||March 22, 2023 5:11 PM|
I'm the fifty throw pillows that frau and hubby must remove before getting into bed every night.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||March 22, 2023 5:11 PM|
I'm the random surface in a totally impractical place (like a bathroom or kitchen) containing a stack of coffee table design books lying horizontally.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||March 22, 2023 5:12 PM|
I'm the Brunschwig and Fils Les Touches fabric being namedropped.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||March 22, 2023 5:13 PM|
I'm the numerous patterns displayed together....with a lot of color on the walls, plus several collections....in one room. Somehow, it all works tastefully.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||March 22, 2023 5:16 PM|
I am Susanna S*lk's huge gawk and 'I LOVE THAT!' response to anything the homeowner says, usually before they've even finished saying it.
"My grandparents died in the Holocaus- "
"I LOVE THAT!"
|by Anonymous||reply 16||March 22, 2023 5:16 PM|
I'm the mentioned but never seen husband you know just hates everything the tour-giving wife is fawning over.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||March 22, 2023 5:18 PM|
I'm the cat or dog, who shows up, like on cue....or is asleep on a bed or couch...looking cozy and adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||March 22, 2023 5:21 PM|
I'm the melatonin capsule broken into the pet food on the day the cameras arrive.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||March 22, 2023 5:22 PM|
I'm the very comprehensively stocked bar.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||March 22, 2023 5:25 PM|
I'm the Tasteful Friends Datalounge thread it prompts.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||March 22, 2023 5:26 PM|
I'm the homeowner who can't afford the Hamptons or Malibu, but is determinedly trying to make Wilmington or Highland Park or Buckhead sound just as exclusive and desirable.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||March 22, 2023 5:28 PM|
I'm the husband's desk chair that was thrown out and replaced with an uncomfortable Chinese Chippendale reproduction.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||March 22, 2023 5:31 PM|
I'm the obligatory style: a very frauey take on Hollywood Regency.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||March 22, 2023 5:34 PM|
[quote] I am Susanna S*lk's huge gawk and 'I LOVE THAT!' response to anything the homeowner says, usually before they've even finished saying it.
I'm the rolled back head and eyes that accompany that.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||March 22, 2023 9:20 PM|
I’m mauve. All the baby boomer doyennes who do these videos make a point of talking about how much they hate me.
I’m the color of living rooms circa 1988 that they wouldn’t have been caught dead in and, more painfully, of dumpy party dresses foisted on them by chilly mothers who figured there was no point trying to make a purse out of a sow’s ear who can be relied on to do precisely nothing at parties but stare at the furniture and menstruate embarrassingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||March 22, 2023 10:05 PM|
It does take a certain refinement to menstruate with panache.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||March 22, 2023 10:08 PM|
Not that any of these broads can remember that.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||March 22, 2023 10:09 PM|
I’m Bunny Williams’ crazily expensive homeware line.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||March 23, 2023 8:38 AM|