Join us as we bear witness to the psyche of the man... the myth... the sassy bastard... the 45th President of the United States.
Trump's greatest tweets: a curated retrospective.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||March 18, 2023 6:02 PM|
The curious dichotomy of the homophobic ally.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 20, 2022 2:32 AM|
A brutal, cold compassion reminiscent of Dostoyevsky's "The Idiot."
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 20, 2022 2:34 AM|
As an aside, I can't believe this exists 🤣
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 20, 2022 2:35 AM|
Controversial, yet so brave.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 20, 2022 2:41 AM|
Someone find the Barney Frank nipple one.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 20, 2022 2:44 AM|
There's something about this tweet I do genuinely like. It manages to sum up my feelings on quite a lot of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 20, 2022 2:46 AM|
R6 ye shall receive.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 20, 2022 2:49 AM|
Or r5, whatever.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 20, 2022 2:49 AM|
[quote] Or [R5], whatever.
That the Trump spirit!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 20, 2022 2:50 AM|
Does Sudafed make somebody attempt to be a comedian as a side effect?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 20, 2022 2:50 AM|
Well, there’ll be more to come:
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 20, 2022 3:00 AM|
Some things are better left unsaid.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 20, 2022 3:00 AM|
Accept everyone, flaws and all ❤️
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 20, 2022 3:02 AM|
R4 Of course the irony is that Trump drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day. I do admire him for being teetotal though.. then again, he shares that with Hitler and Putin.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 20, 2022 3:06 AM|
Threatening to nuke another country doesn't violate the Twitter's terms of service.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 20, 2022 3:09 AM|
You know what? You're welcome.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 20, 2022 3:10 AM|
Bobo won't commit to supporting him, saying Ronda has more to offer America.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 20, 2022 3:12 AM|
A moment in history.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 20, 2022 3:13 AM|
R14 He has had a feud going with Coca-cola for a couple of years now and has supposedly gone to drinking tea.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 20, 2022 10:41 AM|
R19 I missed that.. what was the feud about? It's funny to imagine him drinking tea with McD's.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 20, 2022 10:55 AM|
I'm so happy his Twitter was restored. His derangement should be fully on display. The hatred and division this living demon created should be fully on display. The need to re-open The State Lunatic Asylum IS FULLY ON DISPLAY on his Twitter alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 20, 2022 11:02 AM|
R20 Unfortunately I don't remember and the Google results are too garbled for me to bother digging through. There was a MAGA boycott of Coke that went on for about a year 2020-21 and he was photographed drinking iced tea repeatedly for months. For all Inknow the boycott is still on.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 20, 2022 11:21 AM|
It was the "Be Less White" thing R22. It was not a slogan created by Coca-Cola. But facts really don't matter when it comes to the nation's special needs cases aka MAGA.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 20, 2022 11:35 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 20, 2022 11:49 AM|
What was the one where he called Stormy Daniels “horseface”?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 20, 2022 12:11 PM|
World's greatest train wreaks: a curated retrospective
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 20, 2022 12:14 PM|
And from Japan...
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 20, 2022 12:23 PM|
And from our British friends...
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 20, 2022 12:27 PM|
As an English eldergay, my personal favourite was the one in which Trump referred to the Prince of Whales.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 20, 2022 12:37 PM|
And from the MSM...
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 20, 2022 12:38 PM|
R29 Once upon a time there used to be a fantastic Wall Street Journal article about his tweeting process where they revealed that he intentionally spells words wrong in order to draw attention to his tweets. It has long since been memory holed unfortunately 😢
They also revealed that he doesn't do the actual tweeting. He drafts the tweets as memos and his secretary actually posts them. This was circa 2014-ish.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 20, 2022 12:44 PM|
And everybody's favorite: The Trump Train Wreak...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 20, 2022 12:46 PM|
R29 it was deleted.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 20, 2022 12:48 PM|
^ That's not fair, Trump hadn't had his covfefe yet 😠
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 20, 2022 12:50 PM|
R25 Quite the œuvre.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 20, 2022 12:54 PM|
Ah, what the hell. For old time's sake.
Covfefe was deleted but here's an article about it. The article is total bullshit by the way, as previously mentioned, because Trump drafted that tweet offline and an assistant posted it. You can also schedule tweets, so the whole thing was planned in advance by Trump (whatever the fuck he was doing?)
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 20, 2022 12:58 PM|
I'll have a lot to answer for on my deathbed and more to be proud of on my deathbed.
I've sinned, hurt others, been hurt by others, have had to ask for forgiveness and forgive.
I'll be at peace with myself.
I will because I always placed value on myself as an American. So much that I never saw Donald Trump as anything other than the low-life trash he is, nor was I ever a kind with anybody who would support him.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 20, 2022 1:05 PM|
And from our latest train wreck: "Elon buys a Twitter"
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 20, 2022 1:07 PM|
The "covfefe" hullabaloo amuses me to this day. He quite obviously meant "kerfuffle" but couldn't think of the proper word and so saved a close approximation thereof in his drafts in order to review and tweet it out later. The way libs freaked out and QAnon latched onto it (to this day) reminds me just how dumb as fuck as a species we can be sometimes.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 20, 2022 1:24 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 20, 2022 1:24 PM|
Fap, fap, fap
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 20, 2022 1:25 PM|
R39 What did the QAnons have to say about it?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 20, 2022 1:26 PM|
^ 😂 What would you guess? 🤔
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 20, 2022 1:28 PM|
I still don't know what the fuck QAnon even is.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 20, 2022 1:30 PM|
Proud Mary! ,r40
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 20, 2022 1:33 PM|
^ It's a club for people who used to believe in UFOs, but exchanged Trump for little green men
Ever notice that no one's been probed in years? 🤔
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 20, 2022 1:33 PM|
They think Trump is an alien?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 20, 2022 1:34 PM|
^ No, just a God ☹️
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 20, 2022 1:36 PM|
I mean, literally? No one ever has a straightforward answer to what it is, and people get accused of Qanonning for the most random shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 20, 2022 2:25 PM|
^ I'm trying to make this easy for you 🙄 The people who used to buy and believe this shit are now what's called Qanon
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 20, 2022 2:31 PM|
[quote] I mean, literally? No one ever has a straightforward answer to what it is, and people get accused of Qanonning for the most random shit.
Let me google that for you
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 20, 2022 2:32 PM|
Another... What happened to Steve? 🤔
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 20, 2022 2:33 PM|
This one is actually true... 😜
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 20, 2022 2:35 PM|
God I loved the Weekly World News back in the day. It was fucking awesome.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 20, 2022 2:37 PM|
This is all so detailed.
[Quote]Followers of the conspiracy theory say that the Trump administration secretly fought the cabal of pedophiles, and would conduct mass arrests and executions of thousands of cabal members on a day known as "the Storm" or "the Event". QAnon supporters have named Democratic politicians, Hollywood actors, high-ranking government officials, business tycoons, and medical experts as members of the cabal. QAnon has also claimed that Trump stimulated the conspiracy of Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election to enlist Robert Mueller to join him in exposing the sex trafficking ring, and to prevent a coup d'état by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros. QAnon is described as antisemitic or rooted in antisemitic tropes, due to its fixation on Jewish financier George Soros and conspiracy theories about the Rothschild family, a frequent target of antisemites. Many also consider it antisemitic due to its strong resemblance to the antisemitic blood libel, the myth that Jews harvest the blood of children for ritual purposes.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 20, 2022 2:43 PM|
^ Fake!... Not a word about Hillary's alien baby 😠
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 20, 2022 2:47 PM|
I was disappointed by the lack of aliens.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 20, 2022 2:49 PM|
Remember when he accused Joe Scarborough of murder?
[Quote]Later Wednesday, House Republican Conference Chair Liz Cheney (Wyo.) urged Trump to stop raising the conspiracy theory.
[Quote]“I do think the president should stop tweeting about Joe Scarborough. I think we’re in the middle of a pandemic. He’s the commander in chief of this nation, and it’s causing great pain to the family of the young woman who died,” Cheney told reporters outside the Capitol.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 20, 2022 3:32 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 20, 2022 3:33 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 20, 2022 3:34 PM|
^ I had forgotten what an awful old gossip Queen he was 🙄
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 20, 2022 4:42 PM|
Damn you, OP. Now I can’t help but secretly pray he returns to Twitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 20, 2022 5:01 PM|
Morning Joe had candidate trump as a featured guest on his talk show dozens of times. How many times do you think candidate Trump was asked substantive questions about his candidacy for president???
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 20, 2022 5:05 PM|
Well, it's Morning Joe so...
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 20, 2022 5:33 PM|
Lie down with a dog, get up with fleas
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 20, 2022 5:38 PM|
R33 Not from my hard drive, it wasn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 20, 2022 7:18 PM|
R29 that was our favorite too!!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 20, 2022 7:23 PM|
OP is a Defacturd sock puppet I had blocked months ago. Everyone else should do the same. He’s a MAGA asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 20, 2022 7:26 PM|
[Quote]Prince of Whales
But he is, Blanche, he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 20, 2022 7:35 PM|
Can anyone find the one where he called Kim Jong Un short and fat?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 20, 2022 7:37 PM|
Almost half of these tweets didn’t pull up for me, Twitter says they’ve been removed. Is someone trying to do a purge/clean-up of his old tweets or am I just having a technical glitch? I deleted my Twitter account on Friday so I’m no longer logged in….
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 20, 2022 7:51 PM|
They're all showing up for me. Do you have the app?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 20, 2022 7:59 PM|
R39. Don’t be obtuse: the word was intended as ‘coverage.’
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 20, 2022 8:37 PM|
Twitter is having technical issues with tweets sometimes not showing up (you have to refresh to see them). Likely because Elon has fired so many people.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 20, 2022 9:45 PM|
^ I noticed that and all I do is read them and Tweets suddenly disappear
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 20, 2022 9:55 PM|
We're missing some legendary Trump Truths©
|by Anonymous||reply 76||March 18, 2023 5:52 PM|
[Quote]Without her “Stylist” she’d be NOTHING. Bad everything, and NO TALENT!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||March 18, 2023 5:56 PM|
Asking for donations:
[QUOTE]If you are doing poorly, as so many of you are, do not send anything. If you are doing well, which was made possible through the great policies of the Trump Administration, send your contribution to donaldjtrump.com/ .
|by Anonymous||reply 78||March 18, 2023 5:57 PM|
[Quote] Happy Thanksgiving to all. Even the haters and the losers!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||March 18, 2023 6:02 PM|