Trump's greatest tweets: a curated retrospective.

The curious dichotomy of the homophobic ally.

A brutal, cold compassion reminiscent of Dostoyevsky's "The Idiot."

As an aside, I can't believe this exists 🤣

Controversial, yet so brave.

Someone find the Barney Frank nipple one.

There's something about this tweet I do genuinely like. It manages to sum up my feelings on quite a lot of shit.

R6 ye shall receive.

Or r5, whatever.

[quote] Or [R5], whatever.

That the Trump spirit!

Does Sudafed make somebody attempt to be a comedian as a side effect?

Well, there’ll be more to come:

Some things are better left unsaid.

Accept everyone, flaws and all ❤️

R4 Of course the irony is that Trump drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day. I do admire him for being teetotal though.. then again, he shares that with Hitler and Putin.

Threatening to nuke another country doesn't violate the Twitter's terms of service.

You know what? You're welcome.

Bobo won't commit to supporting him, saying Ronda has more to offer America.

A moment in history.

R14 He has had a feud going with Coca-cola for a couple of years now and has supposedly gone to drinking tea.

R19 I missed that.. what was the feud about? It's funny to imagine him drinking tea with McD's.

I'm so happy his Twitter was restored. His derangement should be fully on display. The hatred and division this living demon created should be fully on display. The need to re-open The State Lunatic Asylum IS FULLY ON DISPLAY on his Twitter alone.

R20 Unfortunately I don't remember and the Google results are too garbled for me to bother digging through. There was a MAGA boycott of Coke that went on for about a year 2020-21 and he was photographed drinking iced tea repeatedly for months. For all Inknow the boycott is still on.

It was the "Be Less White" thing R22. It was not a slogan created by Coca-Cola. But facts really don't matter when it comes to the nation's special needs cases aka MAGA.

This?

What was the one where he called Stormy Daniels “horseface”?

World's greatest train wreaks: a curated retrospective

And from Japan...

And from our British friends...

As an English eldergay, my personal favourite was the one in which Trump referred to the Prince of Whales.

And from the MSM...

R29 Once upon a time there used to be a fantastic Wall Street Journal article about his tweeting process where they revealed that he intentionally spells words wrong in order to draw attention to his tweets. It has long since been memory holed unfortunately 😢

They also revealed that he doesn't do the actual tweeting. He drafts the tweets as memos and his secretary actually posts them. This was circa 2014-ish.

And everybody's favorite: The Trump Train Wreak...

R29 it was deleted.

^ That's not fair, Trump hadn't had his covfefe yet 😠

R25 Quite the œuvre.

Ah, what the hell. For old time's sake.

Covfefe was deleted but here's an article about it. The article is total bullshit by the way, as previously mentioned, because Trump drafted that tweet offline and an assistant posted it. You can also schedule tweets, so the whole thing was planned in advance by Trump (whatever the fuck he was doing?)

I'll have a lot to answer for on my deathbed and more to be proud of on my deathbed.

I've sinned, hurt others, been hurt by others, have had to ask for forgiveness and forgive.

I'll be at peace with myself.

I will because I always placed value on myself as an American. So much that I never saw Donald Trump as anything other than the low-life trash he is, nor was I ever a kind with anybody who would support him.

And from our latest train wreck: "Elon buys a Twitter"

The "covfefe" hullabaloo amuses me to this day. He quite obviously meant "kerfuffle" but couldn't think of the proper word and so saved a close approximation thereof in his drafts in order to review and tweet it out later. The way libs freaked out and QAnon latched onto it (to this day) reminds me just how dumb as fuck as a species we can be sometimes.

R37 Mary!

Fap, fap, fap

R39 What did the QAnons have to say about it?

^ 😂 What would you guess? 🤔

I still don't know what the fuck QAnon even is.

Proud Mary! ,r40

^ It's a club for people who used to believe in UFOs, but exchanged Trump for little green men

Ever notice that no one's been probed in years? 🤔

They think Trump is an alien?

^ No, just a God ☹️

I mean, literally? No one ever has a straightforward answer to what it is, and people get accused of Qanonning for the most random shit.

^ I'm trying to make this easy for you 🙄 The people who used to buy and believe this shit are now what's called Qanon

Get it?

[quote] I mean, literally? No one ever has a straightforward answer to what it is, and people get accused of Qanonning for the most random shit.

Let me google that for you

Another... What happened to Steve? 🤔

This one is actually true... 😜

God I loved the Weekly World News back in the day. It was fucking awesome.

This is all so detailed.

[Quote]Followers of the conspiracy theory say that the Trump administration secretly fought the cabal of pedophiles, and would conduct mass arrests and executions of thousands of cabal members on a day known as "the Storm" or "the Event". QAnon supporters have named Democratic politicians, Hollywood actors, high-ranking government officials, business tycoons, and medical experts as members of the cabal. QAnon has also claimed that Trump stimulated the conspiracy of Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election to enlist Robert Mueller to join him in exposing the sex trafficking ring, and to prevent a coup d'état by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros. QAnon is described as antisemitic or rooted in antisemitic tropes, due to its fixation on Jewish financier George Soros and conspiracy theories about the Rothschild family, a frequent target of antisemites. Many also consider it antisemitic due to its strong resemblance to the antisemitic blood libel, the myth that Jews harvest the blood of children for ritual purposes.

^ Fake!... Not a word about Hillary's alien baby 😠

I was disappointed by the lack of aliens.

Remember when he accused Joe Scarborough of murder?

[Quote]Later Wednesday, House Republican Conference Chair Liz Cheney (Wyo.) urged Trump to stop raising the conspiracy theory.

[Quote]“I do think the president should stop tweeting about Joe Scarborough. I think we’re in the middle of a pandemic. He’s the commander in chief of this nation, and it’s causing great pain to the family of the young woman who died,” Cheney told reporters outside the Capitol.

^ I had forgotten what an awful old gossip Queen he was 🙄

Damn you, OP. Now I can’t help but secretly pray he returns to Twitter.

Morning Joe had candidate trump as a featured guest on his talk show dozens of times. How many times do you think candidate Trump was asked substantive questions about his candidacy for president???

Well, it's Morning Joe so...

So?

Lie down with a dog, get up with fleas

R33 Not from my hard drive, it wasn't.

R29

R29 that was our favorite too!!

OP is a Defacturd sock puppet I had blocked months ago. Everyone else should do the same. He’s a MAGA asshole.

[Quote]Prince of Whales

But he is, Blanche, he is.

Can anyone find the one where he called Kim Jong Un short and fat?

Almost half of these tweets didn’t pull up for me, Twitter says they’ve been removed. Is someone trying to do a purge/clean-up of his old tweets or am I just having a technical glitch? I deleted my Twitter account on Friday so I’m no longer logged in….

They're all showing up for me. Do you have the app?

R39. Don’t be obtuse: the word was intended as ‘coverage.’

Twitter is having technical issues with tweets sometimes not showing up (you have to refresh to see them). Likely because Elon has fired so many people.

^ I noticed that and all I do is read them and Tweets suddenly disappear

We're missing some legendary Trump Truths©

[Quote]Without her “Stylist” she’d be NOTHING. Bad everything, and NO TALENT!

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