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Trump's greatest tweets: a curated retrospective.

Join us as we bear witness to the psyche of the man... the myth... the sassy bastard... the 45th President of the United States.

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by Anonymousreply 79March 18, 2023 5:02 PM

The curious dichotomy of the homophobic ally.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2022 1:32 AM

A brutal, cold compassion reminiscent of Dostoyevsky's "The Idiot."

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by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2022 1:34 AM

As an aside, I can't believe this exists 🤣

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by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2022 1:35 AM

Controversial, yet so brave.

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by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2022 1:41 AM

Someone find the Barney Frank nipple one.

by Anonymousreply 5November 20, 2022 1:44 AM

There's something about this tweet I do genuinely like. It manages to sum up my feelings on quite a lot of shit.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2022 1:46 AM

R6 ye shall receive.

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by Anonymousreply 7November 20, 2022 1:49 AM

Or r5, whatever.

by Anonymousreply 8November 20, 2022 1:49 AM

[quote] Or [R5], whatever.

That the Trump spirit!

by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2022 1:50 AM

Does Sudafed make somebody attempt to be a comedian as a side effect?

by Anonymousreply 10November 20, 2022 1:50 AM

Well, there’ll be more to come:

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by Anonymousreply 11November 20, 2022 2:00 AM

Some things are better left unsaid.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2022 2:00 AM

Accept everyone, flaws and all ❤️

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by Anonymousreply 13November 20, 2022 2:02 AM

R4 Of course the irony is that Trump drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day. I do admire him for being teetotal though.. then again, he shares that with Hitler and Putin.

by Anonymousreply 14November 20, 2022 2:06 AM

Threatening to nuke another country doesn't violate the Twitter's terms of service.

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by Anonymousreply 15November 20, 2022 2:09 AM

You know what? You're welcome.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 20, 2022 2:10 AM

Bobo won't commit to supporting him, saying Ronda has more to offer America.

by Anonymousreply 17November 20, 2022 2:12 AM

A moment in history.

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by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2022 2:13 AM

R14 He has had a feud going with Coca-cola for a couple of years now and has supposedly gone to drinking tea.

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2022 9:41 AM

R19 I missed that.. what was the feud about? It's funny to imagine him drinking tea with McD's.

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2022 9:55 AM

I'm so happy his Twitter was restored. His derangement should be fully on display. The hatred and division this living demon created should be fully on display. The need to re-open The State Lunatic Asylum IS FULLY ON DISPLAY on his Twitter alone.

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2022 10:02 AM

R20 Unfortunately I don't remember and the Google results are too garbled for me to bother digging through. There was a MAGA boycott of Coke that went on for about a year 2020-21 and he was photographed drinking iced tea repeatedly for months. For all Inknow the boycott is still on.

by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2022 10:21 AM

It was the "Be Less White" thing R22. It was not a slogan created by Coca-Cola. But facts really don't matter when it comes to the nation's special needs cases aka MAGA.

by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2022 10:35 AM


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by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2022 10:49 AM

What was the one where he called Stormy Daniels “horseface”?

by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2022 11:11 AM

World's greatest train wreaks: a curated retrospective

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by Anonymousreply 26November 20, 2022 11:14 AM

And from Japan...

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by Anonymousreply 27November 20, 2022 11:23 AM

And from our British friends...

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by Anonymousreply 28November 20, 2022 11:27 AM

As an English eldergay, my personal favourite was the one in which Trump referred to the Prince of Whales.

by Anonymousreply 29November 20, 2022 11:37 AM

And from the MSM...

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by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2022 11:38 AM

R29 Once upon a time there used to be a fantastic Wall Street Journal article about his tweeting process where they revealed that he intentionally spells words wrong in order to draw attention to his tweets. It has long since been memory holed unfortunately 😢

They also revealed that he doesn't do the actual tweeting. He drafts the tweets as memos and his secretary actually posts them. This was circa 2014-ish.

by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2022 11:44 AM

And everybody's favorite: The Trump Train Wreak...

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by Anonymousreply 32November 20, 2022 11:46 AM

R29 it was deleted.

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by Anonymousreply 33November 20, 2022 11:48 AM

^ That's not fair, Trump hadn't had his covfefe yet 😠

by Anonymousreply 34November 20, 2022 11:50 AM

R25 Quite the œuvre.

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by Anonymousreply 35November 20, 2022 11:54 AM

Ah, what the hell. For old time's sake.

Covfefe was deleted but here's an article about it. The article is total bullshit by the way, as previously mentioned, because Trump drafted that tweet offline and an assistant posted it. You can also schedule tweets, so the whole thing was planned in advance by Trump (whatever the fuck he was doing?)

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by Anonymousreply 36November 20, 2022 11:58 AM

I'll have a lot to answer for on my deathbed and more to be proud of on my deathbed.

I've sinned, hurt others, been hurt by others, have had to ask for forgiveness and forgive.

I'll be at peace with myself.

I will because I always placed value on myself as an American. So much that I never saw Donald Trump as anything other than the low-life trash he is, nor was I ever a kind with anybody who would support him.

by Anonymousreply 37November 20, 2022 12:05 PM

And from our latest train wreck: "Elon buys a Twitter"

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by Anonymousreply 38November 20, 2022 12:07 PM

The "covfefe" hullabaloo amuses me to this day. He quite obviously meant "kerfuffle" but couldn't think of the proper word and so saved a close approximation thereof in his drafts in order to review and tweet it out later. The way libs freaked out and QAnon latched onto it (to this day) reminds me just how dumb as fuck as a species we can be sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 39November 20, 2022 12:24 PM

R37 Mary!

by Anonymousreply 40November 20, 2022 12:24 PM

Fap, fap, fap

by Anonymousreply 41November 20, 2022 12:25 PM

R39 What did the QAnons have to say about it?

by Anonymousreply 42November 20, 2022 12:26 PM

^ 😂 What would you guess? 🤔

by Anonymousreply 43November 20, 2022 12:28 PM

I still don't know what the fuck QAnon even is.

by Anonymousreply 44November 20, 2022 12:30 PM

Proud Mary! ,r40

by Anonymousreply 45November 20, 2022 12:33 PM

^ It's a club for people who used to believe in UFOs, but exchanged Trump for little green men

Ever notice that no one's been probed in years? 🤔

by Anonymousreply 46November 20, 2022 12:33 PM

They think Trump is an alien?

by Anonymousreply 47November 20, 2022 12:34 PM

^ No, just a God ☹️

by Anonymousreply 48November 20, 2022 12:36 PM

I mean, literally? No one ever has a straightforward answer to what it is, and people get accused of Qanonning for the most random shit.

by Anonymousreply 49November 20, 2022 1:25 PM

^ I'm trying to make this easy for you 🙄 The people who used to buy and believe this shit are now what's called Qanon

Get it?

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by Anonymousreply 50November 20, 2022 1:31 PM

[quote] I mean, literally? No one ever has a straightforward answer to what it is, and people get accused of Qanonning for the most random shit.

Let me google that for you

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by Anonymousreply 51November 20, 2022 1:32 PM

Another... What happened to Steve? 🤔

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by Anonymousreply 52November 20, 2022 1:33 PM

This one is actually true... 😜

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by Anonymousreply 53November 20, 2022 1:35 PM

God I loved the Weekly World News back in the day. It was fucking awesome.

by Anonymousreply 54November 20, 2022 1:37 PM

This is all so detailed.

[Quote]Followers of the conspiracy theory say that the Trump administration secretly fought the cabal of pedophiles, and would conduct mass arrests and executions of thousands of cabal members on a day known as "the Storm" or "the Event". QAnon supporters have named Democratic politicians, Hollywood actors, high-ranking government officials, business tycoons, and medical experts as members of the cabal. QAnon has also claimed that Trump stimulated the conspiracy of Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election to enlist Robert Mueller to join him in exposing the sex trafficking ring, and to prevent a coup d'état by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros. QAnon is described as antisemitic or rooted in antisemitic tropes, due to its fixation on Jewish financier George Soros and conspiracy theories about the Rothschild family, a frequent target of antisemites. Many also consider it antisemitic due to its strong resemblance to the antisemitic blood libel, the myth that Jews harvest the blood of children for ritual purposes.

by Anonymousreply 55November 20, 2022 1:43 PM

^ Fake!... Not a word about Hillary's alien baby 😠

by Anonymousreply 56November 20, 2022 1:47 PM

I was disappointed by the lack of aliens.

by Anonymousreply 57November 20, 2022 1:49 PM

Remember when he accused Joe Scarborough of murder?

[Quote]Later Wednesday, House Republican Conference Chair Liz Cheney (Wyo.) urged Trump to stop raising the conspiracy theory.

[Quote]“I do think the president should stop tweeting about Joe Scarborough. I think we’re in the middle of a pandemic. He’s the commander in chief of this nation, and it’s causing great pain to the family of the young woman who died,” Cheney told reporters outside the Capitol.

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by Anonymousreply 58November 20, 2022 2:32 PM
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by Anonymousreply 59November 20, 2022 2:33 PM
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by Anonymousreply 60November 20, 2022 2:34 PM

^ I had forgotten what an awful old gossip Queen he was 🙄

by Anonymousreply 61November 20, 2022 3:42 PM

Damn you, OP. Now I can’t help but secretly pray he returns to Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 62November 20, 2022 4:01 PM

Morning Joe had candidate trump as a featured guest on his talk show dozens of times. How many times do you think candidate Trump was asked substantive questions about his candidacy for president???

by Anonymousreply 63November 20, 2022 4:05 PM

Well, it's Morning Joe so...

by Anonymousreply 64November 20, 2022 4:33 PM


Lie down with a dog, get up with fleas

by Anonymousreply 65November 20, 2022 4:38 PM

R33 Not from my hard drive, it wasn't.


by Anonymousreply 66November 20, 2022 6:18 PM

R29 that was our favorite too!!

by Anonymousreply 67November 20, 2022 6:23 PM

OP is a Defacturd sock puppet I had blocked months ago. Everyone else should do the same. He’s a MAGA asshole.

by Anonymousreply 68November 20, 2022 6:26 PM

[Quote]Prince of Whales

But he is, Blanche, he is.

by Anonymousreply 69November 20, 2022 6:35 PM

Can anyone find the one where he called Kim Jong Un short and fat?

by Anonymousreply 70November 20, 2022 6:37 PM

Almost half of these tweets didn’t pull up for me, Twitter says they’ve been removed. Is someone trying to do a purge/clean-up of his old tweets or am I just having a technical glitch? I deleted my Twitter account on Friday so I’m no longer logged in….

by Anonymousreply 71November 20, 2022 6:51 PM

They're all showing up for me. Do you have the app?

by Anonymousreply 72November 20, 2022 6:59 PM

R39. Don’t be obtuse: the word was intended as ‘coverage.’

by Anonymousreply 73November 20, 2022 7:37 PM

Twitter is having technical issues with tweets sometimes not showing up (you have to refresh to see them). Likely because Elon has fired so many people.

by Anonymousreply 74November 20, 2022 8:45 PM

^ I noticed that and all I do is read them and Tweets suddenly disappear

by Anonymousreply 75November 20, 2022 8:55 PM

We're missing some legendary Trump Truths©

by Anonymousreply 76March 18, 2023 4:52 PM

[Quote]Without her “Stylist” she’d be NOTHING. Bad everything, and NO TALENT!

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by Anonymousreply 77March 18, 2023 4:56 PM

Asking for donations:

[QUOTE]If you are doing poorly, as so many of you are, do not send anything. If you are doing well, which was made possible through the great policies of the Trump Administration, send your contribution to donaldjtrump.com/ .

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by Anonymousreply 78March 18, 2023 4:57 PM

[Quote] Happy Thanksgiving to all. Even the haters and the losers!

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