RONAN is becoming the new Madonna

Facetune’d six ways to Sunday

RONAN THE CARB-BARIAN!

He's pretty.

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yasssss hunty, face beat!

He looks like a Ken doll gone wrong.

Hope he was able to get some of that BBD.

He has looked like a wax figure for the past 10 years, but that photo from OP looks fully computer-generated. There must be a filter, right? He looks horrifying. Almost as scary as his mom on her recent "date nite":

He's just growing up.

I thought it was Derek Hough

You mean Ginch-like creature Derek Hough

Is he depicted in the new "She Said" movie? Maybe Kristen Stewart should have played him.

Not a wrinkle to be seen!

Is she transitioning? She looks more and more like a recovering alcoholic power dyke everyday.

[quote] I thought it was Derek Hough

Why is that? They really don’t look that much alike.

Who's the hottie on the right?

Ronan looks like a different person every week. Sometimes he looks like Frank, other times like Derek Hough. Other times like Cybill Shepherd or Dianne weist

Also he occasionally looks like a computer generated image.

Ronan will transition if that loopy CUNT mother of his demands it.

She insisted he have his legs broken, stretched, and reset so he'd be a few inches taller as an adult.

"I'll get the Zac Efron, please..."

Is the other guy the one who fucks him senseless every night?

Chin implant? Yikes.

R21 He wishes. Ronan has been engaged for 5+ years to some obnoxious podcaster/speechwriter from the Obama days. The hottest action they get is bickering over the Sunday New York Times.

You've met middle-aged Kentucky lesbians with a more active sex life than Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovett.

Has he sported hideous grills yet?

Are we really supposed to believe that Woody Allen was the crazy one in this batshit family?

R25 well we’re supposed to, but…anyone with a thinking cap on probably knows a little bit better.

How much plastic surgery and fillers has he had he’s not even 35? Sheesh.

The sexy black gent in the OP's photo is hot daddy Jelani Cobb, author, MSNBC contributor and Dean of the Columbia School of Journalism

I am getting a bit of a Christopher Atkins vibe

He changes his 'look' every month or so and MIA IS BITCH!

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr.DeMille.

R15 It was my reaction to that photo. You're right, they don't look much alike except they both have blond hair and blue eyes, and are both 5'10" and are around the same age. So my gut reaction was that it was a clean shaven Derek Hough. Can't explain it beyond that.

W&W, r2.

OMG WTH

This is why you never let other people take your photo with their phone that you have no access or control. Who knows what filters they will use.

[quote] "Facetune’d six ways to Sunday"

I can't look at it, R1. And to think I once thought him attractive!

That's what he looks like when he takes the photo himself.

This is what he looks like when someone else takes the picture. Far left. Courtesy of Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.

In a couple of these shots he looks like a mash-up of Shaun and David Cassidy in a very, VERY bad way.

I don’t see him in that photo. Are you talking about the fat balding lesbian?

If you swipe left there’s a vintage photo of them decades ago when they were younger. He looked so much better.

Damn r4! Since Roman rarely takes pics with that pudgy fugly obnoxious husband of his, Jon Lovett, I thought they had broken up and Ronan proceeded to find better.

I don't think he is, but he looks like he could be transitioning; he kind of reminds me of Bruce just before Caitlin showed up.

The sad thing is, I don't think he/she wants to be a serious person; he/she just wants to be a celeb, partying with equally obnoxious Susan Sarandon, which is kind of sad because I think there as a time that he wanted to be a serious person.

I thought he was cute in his MSNBC days, but he just looks plasticky now. Not a fan of his longer hairdos of late, but to each his own.

I think it's one of his better more recent photos.

He has Frank’s eyes.

R44 = idiot

His real eye color is shown in the photo at r33

He's six months away from either a TRANSition or a cocaine overdose.

And that cunt Mia will blame it all on Woodsy.

Serious men have short, trim haircuts. Long hair says "I'm trying to look young!" or "I'm on a journey to find my true gender identity."

This just screams "daddy issues" and being unhinged.

Do we still think his accusations and assertions against Woody are credible - I don't think so.

Nose job? Caps? Extensions?

r33 this thread is about Ronan Farrow. Why did you post a picture of Jane Lynch?

R48 He never accused Woody of anything personally. He merely backed up his lunatic sister's nonsense, but always in an indirect and vague sense - as if he knew it was unreliable, but loved his sister enough to pretend it happened.

Not even Woody Allen would touch this freak.

Who says Woody didn't molest Dylan?

He looks like a South African sponsor of apartheid.

R52 Social workers, police officers, Moses Farrow, and Woody himself.

Many eyewitnesses said Woody was obsessed with Dylan and they were creeped out about it.

I don't know why, but I don't think he has experienced the pleasure of active insertion.

But Mia's upbringing would have left him with the cleanest bottom in the dungeon.

At least to start.

R55 What does that even mean? You can twist that vague claim to suit any accusation.

A neighbor or nanny having a "funny feeling" about someone isn't evidence of a crime. It's irrational gossip.

The people who investigate crimes looked into this. They looked for over a year, and interviewed dozens of people including the victim herself. They came to the easy and unanimous conclusion that no sexual abuse took place.

You can go ahead and keep believing these randos and their funny feelings. I'll believe the trained social workers and detectives who know what they're doing.

[quote]Serious men have short, trim haircuts. Long hair says "I'm trying to look young!" or "I'm on a journey to find my true gender identity."

JFC you need to get out more.

This isn’t photoshopped at all.

He's very cute - that weird facetune filter wasn't necessary

If Ronan is going through something, his husband can’t be making it better. Or maybe its marriage issues. Imagine being married to that yappy ass fug.

He has man boobs! Yick!

[quote] He has man boobs

Link please.

R61 They're not yet married. They've been together/engaged for several years now.

Long enough to make you wonder why they haven't sealed the deal.

Wow r64, that’s interesting. Didn’t know that.

Yes, r49.

R52, her brother says it was all part of the sickness of control and Mommy's viciousness about losing her pussy warmer and "I'm not alone" man, who happened to be famous and the only man who would go near here.

It's more like MADONNA is becoming the new Ronan.

[quote] Not a wrinkle to be seen!

His skincare routine includes moisturizing with half a stick of European creamy butter.

I think Mia is nuts, but I also think Woody molested Dylan. There were flaws in the Yale/New Haven investigation, such as all the notes being destroyed (which never happens in an investigation such as this) and people connected to the case, such as other psychiatrists and social workers, said the whole thing was handled terribly.

Watching "Manhattan" now, it's just amazing how this film was so critically respected. Teenage Mariel Hemingway and fortysomething Woody Allen? It looks disgusting, viewing it from a modern perspective. If this film were made today it would torn to shreds.

R70 Good for you. Your opinion is worthless, so hang on to as much of it as you wish.

Is the Mia/Woody/Dylan saga going to become gay men's JFK Assassination? Will queens be dissecting it half a century later, penning lengthy rants about this or that forgotten piece of evidence?

r71? Get some sleep, hon.

R71 the answer to your second paragraph is a resounding YES.

Balding. Plus his hair is baby fine.

r36 hahahaa he is chubs

in the OPs pic his face has been smoothed out so that any individuality is no longer there.

You know she's smart and serious because she rocks the working-woman ash-blonde bob that every woman in every corrner office has.

Maybe Ronan is the Clark and Madonna is the Super

Love Mia!

But really Ronan is one of those people that has to be thin to be cute, as well as cannot wear long hair. He needs to be thin, with short hair.

I just can't believe that Ronan is Woody's biological son.

I think Ronan should change his name back to Satchel.

Looking at that family Thanksgiving photo, where’s Ronan’s fiancé? Hmmm.

R63 the link is at R36

Thank you, R83.

R84 You're welcome

R27, just a brilliant man with an incredible voice.

He looks like it's next stop Tommy Dorfman. SAD!

R80 I'm inclined to believe he is his son. If not, he would've screenshotted the 23 and me results and posted them on Twitter by now. The fact that he hasn't says volumes.

He has a beautiful smile. He is handsome too.

I think Ronan is very handsome.