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RONAN is becoming the new Madonna

He’s unrecognizable!

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by Anonymousreply 90November 25, 2022 8:53 PM

Facetune’d six ways to Sunday

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2022 10:50 PM

RONAN THE CARB-BARIAN!

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2022 10:51 PM

He's pretty.

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2022 10:51 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2022 10:53 PM

yasssss hunty, face beat!

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2022 10:54 PM

He looks like a Ken doll gone wrong.

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2022 10:57 PM

Hope he was able to get some of that BBD.

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2022 10:57 PM

He has looked like a wax figure for the past 10 years, but that photo from OP looks fully computer-generated. There must be a filter, right? He looks horrifying. Almost as scary as his mom on her recent "date nite":

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by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2022 10:58 PM

He's just growing up.

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2022 10:59 PM

I thought it was Derek Hough

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2022 11:01 PM

You mean Ginch-like creature Derek Hough

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2022 11:31 PM

Is he depicted in the new "She Said" movie? Maybe Kristen Stewart should have played him.

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2022 11:35 PM

Not a wrinkle to be seen!

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2022 11:56 PM

Is she transitioning? She looks more and more like a recovering alcoholic power dyke everyday.

by Anonymousreply 14November 20, 2022 12:02 AM

[quote] I thought it was Derek Hough

Why is that? They really don’t look that much alike.

by Anonymousreply 15November 20, 2022 2:23 AM

Who's the hottie on the right?

by Anonymousreply 16November 20, 2022 2:54 AM

Ronan looks like a different person every week. Sometimes he looks like Frank, other times like Derek Hough. Other times like Cybill Shepherd or Dianne weist

by Anonymousreply 17November 20, 2022 2:57 AM

Also he occasionally looks like a computer generated image.

by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2022 2:57 AM

Ronan will transition if that loopy CUNT mother of his demands it.

She insisted he have his legs broken, stretched, and reset so he'd be a few inches taller as an adult.

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2022 3:00 AM

"I'll get the Zac Efron, please..."

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2022 3:14 AM

Is the other guy the one who fucks him senseless every night?

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2022 3:21 AM

Chin implant? Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2022 3:23 AM

R21 He wishes. Ronan has been engaged for 5+ years to some obnoxious podcaster/speechwriter from the Obama days. The hottest action they get is bickering over the Sunday New York Times.

You've met middle-aged Kentucky lesbians with a more active sex life than Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovett.

by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2022 3:24 AM

Has he sported hideous grills yet?

by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2022 3:26 AM

Are we really supposed to believe that Woody Allen was the crazy one in this batshit family?

by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2022 3:28 AM

R25 well we’re supposed to, but…anyone with a thinking cap on probably knows a little bit better.

How much plastic surgery and fillers has he had he’s not even 35? Sheesh.

by Anonymousreply 26November 20, 2022 3:33 AM

The sexy black gent in the OP's photo is hot daddy Jelani Cobb, author, MSNBC contributor and Dean of the Columbia School of Journalism

by Anonymousreply 27November 20, 2022 3:45 AM

I am getting a bit of a Christopher Atkins vibe

by Anonymousreply 28November 20, 2022 4:08 AM

He changes his 'look' every month or so and MIA IS BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 29November 20, 2022 4:15 AM

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr.DeMille.

by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2022 5:52 PM

R15 It was my reaction to that photo. You're right, they don't look much alike except they both have blond hair and blue eyes, and are both 5'10" and are around the same age. So my gut reaction was that it was a clean shaven Derek Hough. Can't explain it beyond that.

by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2022 6:17 PM

W&W, r2.

by Anonymousreply 32November 20, 2022 6:28 PM

OMG WTH

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by Anonymousreply 33November 23, 2022 10:30 AM

This is why you never let other people take your photo with their phone that you have no access or control. Who knows what filters they will use.

by Anonymousreply 34November 23, 2022 10:40 AM

[quote] "Facetune’d six ways to Sunday"

I can't look at it, R1. And to think I once thought him attractive!

by Anonymousreply 35November 23, 2022 10:43 AM

That's what he looks like when he takes the photo himself.

This is what he looks like when someone else takes the picture. Far left. Courtesy of Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.

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by Anonymousreply 36November 23, 2022 10:48 AM

In a couple of these shots he looks like a mash-up of Shaun and David Cassidy in a very, VERY bad way.

by Anonymousreply 37November 23, 2022 10:55 AM

I don’t see him in that photo. Are you talking about the fat balding lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 38November 23, 2022 11:04 AM

If you swipe left there’s a vintage photo of them decades ago when they were younger. He looked so much better.

by Anonymousreply 39November 23, 2022 11:05 AM

Damn r4! Since Roman rarely takes pics with that pudgy fugly obnoxious husband of his, Jon Lovett, I thought they had broken up and Ronan proceeded to find better.

by Anonymousreply 40November 23, 2022 11:06 AM

I don't think he is, but he looks like he could be transitioning; he kind of reminds me of Bruce just before Caitlin showed up.

The sad thing is, I don't think he/she wants to be a serious person; he/she just wants to be a celeb, partying with equally obnoxious Susan Sarandon, which is kind of sad because I think there as a time that he wanted to be a serious person.

by Anonymousreply 41November 23, 2022 11:15 AM

I thought he was cute in his MSNBC days, but he just looks plasticky now. Not a fan of his longer hairdos of late, but to each his own.

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by Anonymousreply 42November 23, 2022 11:22 AM

I think it's one of his better more recent photos.

by Anonymousreply 43November 23, 2022 11:39 AM

He has Frank’s eyes.

by Anonymousreply 44November 23, 2022 12:25 PM

R44 = idiot

His real eye color is shown in the photo at r33

by Anonymousreply 45November 23, 2022 12:59 PM

He's six months away from either a TRANSition or a cocaine overdose.

And that cunt Mia will blame it all on Woodsy.

by Anonymousreply 46November 23, 2022 2:32 PM

Serious men have short, trim haircuts. Long hair says "I'm trying to look young!" or "I'm on a journey to find my true gender identity."

by Anonymousreply 47November 23, 2022 2:37 PM

This just screams "daddy issues" and being unhinged.

Do we still think his accusations and assertions against Woody are credible - I don't think so.

by Anonymousreply 48November 23, 2022 2:38 PM

Nose job? Caps? Extensions?

by Anonymousreply 49November 23, 2022 2:38 PM

r33 this thread is about Ronan Farrow. Why did you post a picture of Jane Lynch?

by Anonymousreply 50November 23, 2022 2:45 PM

R48 He never accused Woody of anything personally. He merely backed up his lunatic sister's nonsense, but always in an indirect and vague sense - as if he knew it was unreliable, but loved his sister enough to pretend it happened.

Not even Woody Allen would touch this freak.

by Anonymousreply 51November 23, 2022 2:46 PM

Who says Woody didn't molest Dylan?

by Anonymousreply 52November 23, 2022 2:49 PM

He looks like a South African sponsor of apartheid.

by Anonymousreply 53November 23, 2022 2:51 PM

R52 Social workers, police officers, Moses Farrow, and Woody himself.

by Anonymousreply 54November 23, 2022 2:51 PM

Many eyewitnesses said Woody was obsessed with Dylan and they were creeped out about it.

by Anonymousreply 55November 23, 2022 2:53 PM

I don't know why, but I don't think he has experienced the pleasure of active insertion.

But Mia's upbringing would have left him with the cleanest bottom in the dungeon.

At least to start.

by Anonymousreply 56November 23, 2022 2:55 PM

R55 What does that even mean? You can twist that vague claim to suit any accusation.

A neighbor or nanny having a "funny feeling" about someone isn't evidence of a crime. It's irrational gossip.

The people who investigate crimes looked into this. They looked for over a year, and interviewed dozens of people including the victim herself. They came to the easy and unanimous conclusion that no sexual abuse took place.

You can go ahead and keep believing these randos and their funny feelings. I'll believe the trained social workers and detectives who know what they're doing.

by Anonymousreply 57November 23, 2022 3:13 PM

[quote]Serious men have short, trim haircuts. Long hair says "I'm trying to look young!" or "I'm on a journey to find my true gender identity."

JFC you need to get out more.

by Anonymousreply 58November 23, 2022 3:23 PM

This isn’t photoshopped at all.

by Anonymousreply 59November 23, 2022 3:25 PM

He's very cute - that weird facetune filter wasn't necessary

by Anonymousreply 60November 23, 2022 3:28 PM

If Ronan is going through something, his husband can’t be making it better. Or maybe its marriage issues. Imagine being married to that yappy ass fug.

by Anonymousreply 61November 23, 2022 5:56 PM

He has man boobs! Yick!

by Anonymousreply 62November 23, 2022 6:11 PM

[quote] He has man boobs

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 63November 23, 2022 6:21 PM

R61 They're not yet married. They've been together/engaged for several years now.

Long enough to make you wonder why they haven't sealed the deal.

by Anonymousreply 64November 23, 2022 6:44 PM

Wow r64, that’s interesting. Didn’t know that.

by Anonymousreply 65November 23, 2022 7:09 PM

Yes, r49.

by Anonymousreply 66November 23, 2022 7:23 PM

R52, her brother says it was all part of the sickness of control and Mommy's viciousness about losing her pussy warmer and "I'm not alone" man, who happened to be famous and the only man who would go near here.

by Anonymousreply 67November 23, 2022 7:30 PM

It's more like MADONNA is becoming the new Ronan.

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by Anonymousreply 68November 23, 2022 11:19 PM

[quote] Not a wrinkle to be seen!

His skincare routine includes moisturizing with half a stick of European creamy butter.

by Anonymousreply 69November 23, 2022 11:27 PM

I think Mia is nuts, but I also think Woody molested Dylan. There were flaws in the Yale/New Haven investigation, such as all the notes being destroyed (which never happens in an investigation such as this) and people connected to the case, such as other psychiatrists and social workers, said the whole thing was handled terribly.

Watching "Manhattan" now, it's just amazing how this film was so critically respected. Teenage Mariel Hemingway and fortysomething Woody Allen? It looks disgusting, viewing it from a modern perspective. If this film were made today it would torn to shreds.

by Anonymousreply 70November 24, 2022 1:33 AM

R70 Good for you. Your opinion is worthless, so hang on to as much of it as you wish.

Is the Mia/Woody/Dylan saga going to become gay men's JFK Assassination? Will queens be dissecting it half a century later, penning lengthy rants about this or that forgotten piece of evidence?

by Anonymousreply 71November 25, 2022 5:04 AM

r71? Get some sleep, hon.

by Anonymousreply 72November 25, 2022 5:20 AM

R71 the answer to your second paragraph is a resounding YES.

by Anonymousreply 73November 25, 2022 5:38 AM

Balding. Plus his hair is baby fine.

by Anonymousreply 74November 25, 2022 5:41 AM

r36 hahahaa he is chubs

by Anonymousreply 75November 25, 2022 5:43 AM

in the OPs pic his face has been smoothed out so that any individuality is no longer there.

by Anonymousreply 76November 25, 2022 5:43 AM

You know she's smart and serious because she rocks the working-woman ash-blonde bob that every woman in every corrner office has.

by Anonymousreply 77November 25, 2022 4:12 PM

Maybe Ronan is the Clark and Madonna is the Super

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by Anonymousreply 78November 25, 2022 4:17 PM

Love Mia!

But really Ronan is one of those people that has to be thin to be cute, as well as cannot wear long hair. He needs to be thin, with short hair.

by Anonymousreply 79November 25, 2022 4:23 PM

I just can't believe that Ronan is Woody's biological son.

by Anonymousreply 80November 25, 2022 5:01 PM

I think Ronan should change his name back to Satchel.

by Anonymousreply 81November 25, 2022 5:09 PM

Looking at that family Thanksgiving photo, where’s Ronan’s fiancé? Hmmm.

by Anonymousreply 82November 25, 2022 6:06 PM

R63 the link is at R36

by Anonymousreply 83November 25, 2022 6:13 PM

Thank you, R83.

by Anonymousreply 84November 25, 2022 6:14 PM

R84 You're welcome

by Anonymousreply 85November 25, 2022 6:16 PM

R27, just a brilliant man with an incredible voice.

by Anonymousreply 86November 25, 2022 6:18 PM

He looks like it's next stop Tommy Dorfman. SAD!

by Anonymousreply 87November 25, 2022 6:46 PM

R80 I'm inclined to believe he is his son. If not, he would've screenshotted the 23 and me results and posted them on Twitter by now. The fact that he hasn't says volumes.

by Anonymousreply 88November 25, 2022 8:32 PM

He has a beautiful smile. He is handsome too.

by Anonymousreply 89November 25, 2022 8:35 PM

I think Ronan is very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 90November 25, 2022 8:53 PM
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