Oh God, Henry Cavill made a brisket and posted it on Instagram

Oh God, you are a fuckhead OP.

I love that he highlights international men's day with black meat.

OP I had no idea he liked breasts

His girlfriend Natalie is turning him into a down-home, meat-lovin' Texan!

He Is the straightest gay man I've ever seen.

Someone tell him to rest the brisket a little longer. Looks good though. He'll be a fat whore in no time.

R4 on the contrary, I believe this relationship is causing him to eat his feelings.

I heard Natalie is a vegan, so who is going to eat the meat?

Brisket? Hah. I knew he was circumcised.

I love the way you gurls go on about this guy. I wouldn't even know who he is if not for you.

Henry Cavill isn't some obscure indie actor. How would not know not who he is. Go watch The Witcher. S1 is pretty good and he takes a bath in it. S2 he refused to take off his shirt sadly.

he did not rest the meat!

[quote]Henry Cavill isn't some obscure indie actor. How would not know not who he is.

A proper grown up like me, who doesn't like crappy kiddie movies like Batman or whatever he's famous for.

& try to proof read your posts before you send them in.

[quote]I saw him at his New York talk and thought he was getting beefy.

[bold]You went to see him? [/bold]or you saw it online?

R13 Wasn't aware DL had men with such sophisticated taste. A proper grown-up at that. I am in awe.

And I will try to never make a typo again, but I can make no promises. I'm just a pleb who knows about super famous A-list celebs after all.

I saw him in person.

[quote]R4 on the contrary, I believe this relationship is causing him to eat his feelings.

There are worse things to eat.

I'll say one thing. That man knows how to cook. That's the most tender brisket I've ever seen. That's one of the toughest cuts of meat there is and to get it that tender takes someone with know how.

As already pointed out. He obviously did not rest that meat. And why is that bread sitting on the bare table top?

R19 I know, one should only do that on wood block countertops. He’s apparently mistaken his faux plank counter for the same.

He uses his fingers like a lady

^^ because he’s touching a breast. He’s very uncomfortable

R16 the alleged circumcised meat?

Aren't you supposed to let the roast rest?

Don’t you fret OP. Steroids work wonders!

When one thinks that a closet case can't be more pathetic trying to hide his true self, incomes Henry Cavill.

He claims in his "how to" that he rested his meat, but it looks too flabby and bloody to be well-rested.

I don't have Instagram, and can't see the damned picture. He is gorgeous though. I loved him in The Tudors as Charles Brandon.

There are all sorts of different ways to come out

Beefy on Kelly and Ryan

R30. Huh, you're right. He is looking a little out of shape.

I like the Dad look but I wonder if that means his career's a bit on hold for the moment.

Fat Cavill. He said kids at school called him "Fat Cavill" and he called his Mom 4 times a day from School.

[quote] He said kids at school called him "Fat Cavill" and he called his Mom 4 times a day from School.

Oh please. He’s just trying to relate to his superhero fan base - mostly bullied or former bullied kids.

That was unnecessarily cunty and embarrassing R13.

An almost 40 year old actor who has had only PR relationships till date, unmarried, never had kids with ex-gfs that come to meet you occasionally. Tell me you are a closet case without telling me you are a closet case.

He sure handles meat like an expert.

"you were eleven, don't say that" is another way of saying ,"I'd have been okay with it if you were older".

I loved that uncut pinga so much

R37. Man do I love Graham.

Tom and Henry would make a really hot couple.

R39 yes watched the whole interview yesterday, they're both nerds, will get along well.

Tom isn’t big enough for Henry.

Oh, God - this came up in my pinterest feed - I blame you gurls!

R42 = “Invisible Michael Blevins”

Not a fan of Blevins but his intervention may be necessary

How very Texan of him. Never thought of it but is brisket popular in the UK or elsewhere? I know when visitors come to Houston they always want bbq and Tex-Mex first thing.

R13 Right a proper grown up who probably enjoys “Designing Women” and Patty Duke’s TV movies.

Pardon me.

R44 is he becoming a bear like Adam Lambert?

Blevins was trying to keep HC's weight down. He was going for a more fit Supes. Dany's man was going for a overwrought/overstuffed and buffed Supes.

I think Blevins trained him for all his Superman appearances. It’s been such a long time but I remember that Blevins was with him in London when they shot Justice League.

R47 Lambert ain’t a bear. Portly severe goth trans maybe, but no bear.

^ bears don’t wear the Anne Rice coutoure collection

Does he even live with his "girlfriend"?

He lives near me in London. I recognise the streets. But he must live in LA as well.

He can rest his meat on me anytime.

^ hawt!

He lives on one of the Las Olas islands in Fort Lauderdale when he is not in London.

Glasses works full time in Hollywood but she will pop up in London or Florida. You can see her French bulldog in the brisket video.

R57 so they really are dating then, good for him I guess, she seems as nerdy and introverted as him.

She was on My Super Sweet Sixteen and other MTV shows, she’s definitely not an introvert

They probably have nothing in common except show business although don’t underestimate the power of show business to keep a relationship going

[quote] An almost 40 year old actor who has had only PR relationships till date, unmarried, never had kids with ex-gfs that come to meet you occasionally. Tell me you are a closet case without telling me you are a closet case.

That means nothing, actually. We know this queen is gay because he was open about it and left an entire internet presence of his gayness before he became superman and deleted everything, forcing his ex to lie about being just friends.

Well the life in West Hollywood with his little circle of friends was pretty flimsy evidence.

I didn’t believe he was gay until Michael Blevins. OMG he practically turned into Pépé Le Pew.

R60 if what you said had even a little bit of truth to it, there'd have been rumours about the ex, or tweets, you know Twitter doesn't remain quiet if they get a slightest hint about him being gay.

R62 Colton, the Bachelor, was gay, and no one ratted him out.

[quote]Well the life in West Hollywood with his little circle of friends was pretty flimsy evidence.

He has a bunch of gay friends in the UK, as well.

R63 oh yes Colton and Henry are totally in the same league.

Henry is no one's A-lister. Bachelor is a major TV show.

Oh God it made The Daily Beast

Why is he described as "The Herpes King"?

I just watched a very early (2001?) episode of "The Inspector Lynley Mysteries" that featured a very young Cavill.

Reply 43 in the thread linked below could explain it R68

[quote] if what you said had even a little bit of truth to it, there'd have been rumours about the ex, or tweets, you know Twitter doesn't remain quiet if they get a slightest hint about him being gay.

There was/is an entire thread here with the prints. You can easily find his pictures with his ex. Remember the hilarious thread on straights from a working out forum finding out about his "aesthetic beau" being a pathetic fag?

The ex, who was forced to come forward and say they were just friends, currently likes every comment on social media where people talk about them being an actual couple, including on twitter.

I forgot to mention. A couple of months ago, the ex posted a full carousel of pictures with his Hollywood celebrity friends and tagged everyone but Henry in a picture where both hang in the car as the boyfriends they were.

Thanks for the update, you obsessed trash.

R71 give me the link to threads. If there isn't one, I want the name of the ex's social media ID.

Corey was never HC's ex. They were just two gay men living with each other, but I do think Corey caught feelings.

[quote]if what you said had even a little bit of truth to it, there'd have been rumours about the ex, or tweets, you know Twitter doesn't remain quiet if they get a slightest hint about him being gay.

This is olllllllllllllld ancient internet news.

It all happened long before Twitter.

I'm sure if you search Datalounge and Henry Cavill / Corey Spears you can find out everything you want but a lot of those pics were wiped off of the internet when it wasn't quite as "big."

Oh thanks guys I just googled Corey spears cause datalounge threads have been deleted although I did see a poster saying Corey liked tweets that were making fun of Henry's sexuality, I saw pictures of him with Henry on google, I'm convinced Henry is not straight.

I always knew Henry Cavill had the meat, and it looks delicious and tasty, too! I'd devour his hefty meat, and lick his messy fingers and hands clean... Anything he wants, and as much as he wants, I wouldn't say No... :-)

He's a bottom, R78. You better have the meat.