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Oh God, Henry Cavill made a brisket and posted it on Instagram

I saw him at his New York talk and thought he was getting beefy. He’s going to have a hell of a time getting into shape for Superman.

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by Anonymousreply 70December 4, 2022 7:48 PM

Oh God, you are a fuckhead OP.

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2022 8:31 PM

I love that he highlights international men's day with black meat.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 21, 2022 5:21 PM

OP I had no idea he liked breasts

by Anonymousreply 3November 21, 2022 5:53 PM

His girlfriend Natalie is turning him into a down-home, meat-lovin' Texan!

by Anonymousreply 4November 21, 2022 6:05 PM

He Is the straightest gay man I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 5November 21, 2022 6:07 PM

Someone tell him to rest the brisket a little longer. Looks good though. He'll be a fat whore in no time.

by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2022 6:09 PM

R4 on the contrary, I believe this relationship is causing him to eat his feelings.

by Anonymousreply 7November 21, 2022 6:09 PM

I heard Natalie is a vegan, so who is going to eat the meat?

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2022 7:16 AM

Brisket? Hah. I knew he was circumcised.

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2022 7:22 AM

I love the way you gurls go on about this guy. I wouldn't even know who he is if not for you.

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2022 7:26 AM

Henry Cavill isn't some obscure indie actor. How would not know not who he is. Go watch The Witcher. S1 is pretty good and he takes a bath in it. S2 he refused to take off his shirt sadly.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2022 7:29 AM

he did not rest the meat!

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2022 7:32 AM

[quote]Henry Cavill isn't some obscure indie actor. How would not know not who he is.

A proper grown up like me, who doesn't like crappy kiddie movies like Batman or whatever he's famous for.

& try to proof read your posts before you send them in.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2022 7:33 AM

[quote]I saw him at his New York talk and thought he was getting beefy.

[bold]You went to see him? [/bold]or you saw it online?

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2022 7:41 AM

R13 Wasn't aware DL had men with such sophisticated taste. A proper grown-up at that. I am in awe.

And I will try to never make a typo again, but I can make no promises. I'm just a pleb who knows about super famous A-list celebs after all.

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2022 8:01 AM

I saw him in person.

by Anonymousreply 16November 24, 2022 11:12 AM

[quote]R4 on the contrary, I believe this relationship is causing him to eat his feelings.

There are worse things to eat.

by Anonymousreply 17November 24, 2022 11:34 AM

I'll say one thing. That man knows how to cook. That's the most tender brisket I've ever seen. That's one of the toughest cuts of meat there is and to get it that tender takes someone with know how.

by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2022 11:45 AM

As already pointed out. He obviously did not rest that meat. And why is that bread sitting on the bare table top?

by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2022 1:41 PM

R19 I know, one should only do that on wood block countertops. He’s apparently mistaken his faux plank counter for the same.

by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2022 1:58 PM

He uses his fingers like a lady

by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2022 2:04 PM

^^ because he’s touching a breast. He’s very uncomfortable

by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2022 2:08 PM

R16 the alleged circumcised meat?

by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2022 3:44 PM

Aren't you supposed to let the roast rest?

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2022 3:46 PM

Don’t you fret OP. Steroids work wonders!

by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2022 4:52 PM

When one thinks that a closet case can't be more pathetic trying to hide his true self, incomes Henry Cavill.

by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2022 7:00 PM

He claims in his "how to" that he rested his meat, but it looks too flabby and bloody to be well-rested.

by Anonymousreply 27November 25, 2022 1:24 PM

I don't have Instagram, and can't see the damned picture. He is gorgeous though. I loved him in The Tudors as Charles Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 28November 25, 2022 1:36 PM

There are all sorts of different ways to come out

by Anonymousreply 29November 25, 2022 1:42 PM

Beefy on Kelly and Ryan

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by Anonymousreply 30November 25, 2022 4:56 PM

R30. Huh, you're right. He is looking a little out of shape.

I like the Dad look but I wonder if that means his career's a bit on hold for the moment.

by Anonymousreply 31November 26, 2022 8:47 AM

Fat Cavill. He said kids at school called him "Fat Cavill" and he called his Mom 4 times a day from School.

by Anonymousreply 32November 26, 2022 9:02 AM

[quote] He said kids at school called him "Fat Cavill" and he called his Mom 4 times a day from School.

Oh please. He’s just trying to relate to his superhero fan base - mostly bullied or former bullied kids.

by Anonymousreply 33November 26, 2022 9:24 AM

That was unnecessarily cunty and embarrassing R13.

by Anonymousreply 34November 26, 2022 9:28 AM

An almost 40 year old actor who has had only PR relationships till date, unmarried, never had kids with ex-gfs that come to meet you occasionally. Tell me you are a closet case without telling me you are a closet case.

by Anonymousreply 35November 26, 2022 4:18 PM

He sure handles meat like an expert.

by Anonymousreply 36November 26, 2022 4:27 PM

"you were eleven, don't say that" is another way of saying ,"I'd have been okay with it if you were older".

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by Anonymousreply 37November 26, 2022 6:02 PM

I loved that uncut pinga so much

by Anonymousreply 38November 27, 2022 3:34 AM

R37. Man do I love Graham.

Tom and Henry would make a really hot couple.

by Anonymousreply 39November 27, 2022 11:09 AM

R39 yes watched the whole interview yesterday, they're both nerds, will get along well.

by Anonymousreply 40November 27, 2022 1:13 PM

Tom isn’t big enough for Henry.

by Anonymousreply 41November 27, 2022 2:01 PM

Oh, God - this came up in my pinterest feed - I blame you gurls!

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by Anonymousreply 42November 27, 2022 4:22 PM

R42 = “Invisible Michael Blevins”

by Anonymousreply 43November 27, 2022 5:07 PM

Not a fan of Blevins but his intervention may be necessary

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by Anonymousreply 44November 27, 2022 5:17 PM

How very Texan of him. Never thought of it but is brisket popular in the UK or elsewhere? I know when visitors come to Houston they always want bbq and Tex-Mex first thing.

by Anonymousreply 45November 27, 2022 5:22 PM

R13 Right a proper grown up who probably enjoys “Designing Women” and Patty Duke’s TV movies.

Pardon me.

by Anonymousreply 46November 27, 2022 5:22 PM

R44 is he becoming a bear like Adam Lambert?

by Anonymousreply 47November 27, 2022 5:56 PM

Blevins was trying to keep HC's weight down. He was going for a more fit Supes. Dany's man was going for a overwrought/overstuffed and buffed Supes.

by Anonymousreply 48November 29, 2022 8:00 AM

I think Blevins trained him for all his Superman appearances. It’s been such a long time but I remember that Blevins was with him in London when they shot Justice League.

by Anonymousreply 49November 29, 2022 11:38 AM

R47 Lambert ain’t a bear. Portly severe goth trans maybe, but no bear.

by Anonymousreply 50November 29, 2022 11:45 AM

^ bears don’t wear the Anne Rice coutoure collection

by Anonymousreply 51November 29, 2022 11:52 AM

Does he even live with his "girlfriend"?

by Anonymousreply 52November 29, 2022 1:43 PM

He lives near me in London. I recognise the streets. But he must live in LA as well.

by Anonymousreply 53November 29, 2022 1:48 PM

He can rest his meat on me anytime.

by Anonymousreply 54November 29, 2022 1:52 PM

^ hawt!

by Anonymousreply 55November 29, 2022 1:56 PM

He lives on one of the Las Olas islands in Fort Lauderdale when he is not in London.

by Anonymousreply 56November 29, 2022 1:58 PM

Glasses works full time in Hollywood but she will pop up in London or Florida. You can see her French bulldog in the brisket video.

by Anonymousreply 57November 29, 2022 2:03 PM

R57 so they really are dating then, good for him I guess, she seems as nerdy and introverted as him.

by Anonymousreply 58November 29, 2022 2:45 PM

She was on My Super Sweet Sixteen and other MTV shows, she’s definitely not an introvert

They probably have nothing in common except show business although don’t underestimate the power of show business to keep a relationship going

by Anonymousreply 59November 29, 2022 3:01 PM

[quote] An almost 40 year old actor who has had only PR relationships till date, unmarried, never had kids with ex-gfs that come to meet you occasionally. Tell me you are a closet case without telling me you are a closet case.

That means nothing, actually. We know this queen is gay because he was open about it and left an entire internet presence of his gayness before he became superman and deleted everything, forcing his ex to lie about being just friends.

by Anonymousreply 60December 1, 2022 1:33 PM

Well the life in West Hollywood with his little circle of friends was pretty flimsy evidence.

I didn’t believe he was gay until Michael Blevins. OMG he practically turned into Pépé Le Pew.

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by Anonymousreply 61December 1, 2022 1:57 PM

R60 if what you said had even a little bit of truth to it, there'd have been rumours about the ex, or tweets, you know Twitter doesn't remain quiet if they get a slightest hint about him being gay.

by Anonymousreply 62December 2, 2022 6:45 AM

R62 Colton, the Bachelor, was gay, and no one ratted him out.

by Anonymousreply 63December 2, 2022 7:30 AM

[quote]Well the life in West Hollywood with his little circle of friends was pretty flimsy evidence.

He has a bunch of gay friends in the UK, as well.

by Anonymousreply 64December 2, 2022 7:30 AM

R63 oh yes Colton and Henry are totally in the same league.

by Anonymousreply 65December 2, 2022 9:17 AM

Henry is no one's A-lister. Bachelor is a major TV show.

by Anonymousreply 66December 4, 2022 12:06 PM

Oh God it made The Daily Beast

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by Anonymousreply 67December 4, 2022 12:13 PM

Why is he described as "The Herpes King"?

by Anonymousreply 68December 4, 2022 2:57 PM

I just watched a very early (2001?) episode of "The Inspector Lynley Mysteries" that featured a very young Cavill.

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by Anonymousreply 69December 4, 2022 6:21 PM

Reply 43 in the thread linked below could explain it R68

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by Anonymousreply 70December 4, 2022 7:48 PM
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