I’m the poly-blend “dress” that is basically a mix of a caftan and a nightgown. I’m comfy.
Let’s be Fraus in the workplace
by Anonymous | reply 269 | August 6, 2023 8:55 PM |
I’m the disgusting lack of pantyhose.
I force you to see lumpy flesh, errant hairs, cellulitic knees, and webs of spider veins .
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 19, 2022 2:20 PM |
I'm the nonstop social media poster who hasn't done a lick of work since the laptop was invented.
I complain a lot about my coworkers and post amputated kitty videos showing them triumphing over their disabilities.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 19, 2022 2:24 PM |
Ikr?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 19, 2022 2:26 PM |
I'm the last potluck, which was nothing but crockpots full of indeterminate brown goo that seemed to have been collected from the outskirts of Hiroshima after the bomb, still warm.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 19, 2022 2:26 PM |
I’m the passive aggressive notes left by the printer, in the kitchen, on the mail bin….
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 19, 2022 2:32 PM |
I’m the homophobia that they don’t even understand is homophobia. “We have to make some cuts. We’ll let Brian (the token gay) go, he doesn’t have any kids. Leslie’s husband makes a lot, but she’s got 2 kiddos in pre-K!”
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 19, 2022 2:33 PM |
I’m the ones that’ll post in this thread to scream down gay men and tell them what they’re allowed to say on a gay site.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 19, 2022 2:40 PM |
I'm the annual football pool.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 19, 2022 2:41 PM |
I'm the secretary spread.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 19, 2022 2:42 PM |
^^^ passive aggressive ^^^ R7
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 19, 2022 2:42 PM |
I’m the flinty voices.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 19, 2022 2:43 PM |
I’m the baby voice when the Big Daddy Dick District Manager comes to visit, we’re putty when a big alpha male is around. #GirlBoss just means we’re going to be total cunts and rule over homos and other Fraus.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 19, 2022 2:46 PM |
I'm the Scentsy catalogue in the tea room.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 19, 2022 3:04 PM |
I'm looking for a tampon
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 19, 2022 3:06 PM |
I'm one of the notes R5 mentioned.
[bold]REPORT PRINTER JAMS! DON'T JUST WALK AWAY. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.[/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 19, 2022 3:47 PM |
I’m the Frau’s spawn running around the office screaming and writing on your papers with a crayon.
“Sorry! There was water leak at the daycare and they closed early. I didn’t have anywhere else to take him… Jaxyen! Quit running!”
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 19, 2022 3:52 PM |
I am the gay guy tired of the disgusting stink from the lunches of the Frauen and the cunt who burns her popcorn every afternoon because "I like it that way."
Before leaving for lunch Thursday I put five generic-brand microwave popcorn sacks, a wedge of Limburger cheese and a bag of Kangaroo Jerky someone brought back from Australia into the break-room microwave and set it at 30 minutes on high.
Of course no one saw me and I am unsuspected. No work was done the rest of the week, two Frauen went home "sick," and most suspicion was first aimed at the only nonwhite girl in the office because she did NOT appreciate someone saying her catfish leftovers smelled funny when she was heating them up on Wednesday.
I brought her a latte on Friday morning and commiserated. I whispered to one especially angry woman, "It's not her and that's all I'm saying." Confusion ensued.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 19, 2022 3:56 PM |
^tbh the frau would just stay home (for as long as she needs) and get a pass. But if you dare call in sick you better have a doctor's note and full CT to prove it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 19, 2022 3:59 PM |
I need to report Bob to HR. Even with my tightly-gotten back KN95 on, I can smell the GLUTEN he brings into the break room! Some disabilities are invisible, BOB.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 19, 2022 4:01 PM |
I'm a cubefag. I'm basically a frau, but I start threads on DL mocking my female coworkers for the very traits I possess and hobbies I enjoy, because I am subconsciously rabidly jealous that they get to live their lives authentically as women and have access to the straight dick I crave.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 19, 2022 4:10 PM |
R20 oh, Dear. You’re so angry.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 19, 2022 4:11 PM |
R20 hates fags
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 19, 2022 4:12 PM |
I'm the laughter coming from the young vixens by the water cooler about the cube frau's dated hairstyle and clothing.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 19, 2022 4:17 PM |
uh-oh R20 only has that one post, that means she’s undercover here… her cube is close to TS or FI… 😉
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 19, 2022 4:17 PM |
I'm the MAGA coffee mug.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 19, 2022 4:18 PM |
I’m the post that hit too close to home for R20
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 19, 2022 4:21 PM |
I’m the strict adherence to petty rules and protocols.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 19, 2022 11:55 PM |
I’m so tender to the touch
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 19, 2022 11:59 PM |
It’s all about you isn’t it.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 20, 2022 12:02 AM |
R20 = Jennifer North = Dead of Tit Cancer
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 20, 2022 12:18 AM |
I’m the groundhog day frau thread.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 20, 2022 12:48 AM |
I’m every type and technique of relational aggression. Also for some reason the frauen get super angry if someone wears the same clothing or accessories as they do by random coincidence.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 20, 2022 1:05 AM |
I'm the act of asking to go home early because of my migraine (headache).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 20, 2022 1:22 AM |
I'm the fainting couch in the lady's room that has contributed to so many cases of head lice, crab lice and scabies among the women, which have at times been shared one way or another with some of the men in the office.
No gay man has been affected, except being disgusted by Frauen scratching their cooter holes through their tights.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 20, 2022 1:27 AM |
I'm the "migraine" that sends me home early every other Friday.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 20, 2022 1:30 AM |
I’m their gunt.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 20, 2022 1:39 AM |
I'm OP. I post the same shit over and over. Sad.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 20, 2022 1:49 AM |
I’m so toxic …I should have an environmental warning label stapled to my forehead
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 20, 2022 2:46 AM |
I'm the thundering herd of frauen charging toward the conference room in search of bagels, donuts, and danish left over from the early-morning senior management meeting.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 20, 2022 3:49 AM |
I'm a story about her kid which goes on too long
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 23, 2022 8:47 AM |
I'm the frau manager who organized pizzas for the whole team and asked the 55 year old male senior employee (me) to collect them because she didn't want offend any of the the young female team assistants by getting them to do something so demeaning.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 23, 2022 8:55 AM |
Where the hell do you poor souls work? An '80s sitcom office?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 23, 2022 8:57 AM |
im annoyed bc i had 2 b @ a meeting, i have been waiting all day online 4 taylor swift tix!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 23, 2022 9:07 AM |
I'm the Frau who wastes every other Frau's lunch break by trying to recruit them into the latest MLM.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 23, 2022 9:18 AM |
I’m “the AIDS” they all think you have.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 23, 2022 12:35 PM |
I’m the buttplug worn during lunch out
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 23, 2022 12:40 PM |
I’m the endless prattle all day long.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 23, 2022 1:44 PM |
I’m the nothing that gets done before 11:30am. On Monday mornings we catch up on the kiddos & the weekend, every other day we talk about streaming shows and the news. We go to lunch around noon, enter a food coma around 1:30pm, and are really only functional in our job from around 3-4pm, then we checkout for the day. We’re inefficient and overpaid.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 23, 2022 1:49 PM |
I voted for Jill Stein, because I love being “unpredictable.”
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 23, 2022 1:53 PM |
I am the huge “Mama Bear” tumbler full of sugary coffee that is on the work station at all times.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 23, 2022 2:01 PM |
I'm the black swetapants.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 23, 2022 2:31 PM |
Yes, r450, because gay men NEVER drink sugary drinks! You obviously resent us for being women and our ability to attract straight men. Just have the operation already and get it over with! I promise you, sweetie, you'll be a lot less bitter.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 23, 2022 2:42 PM |
Do you think Mommy boards ever have posts about "Let's Be Eldergays In The Workplace"
If they did, they'd be all about dignity and support and "being a good ally" and "they do too want to be called LGBTQ, Emily!!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 23, 2022 2:45 PM |
Show some respect for straight women, please!!! The straight women you ridicule as "fraus" are the same women who have traditionally been your allies in the workplace. They accepted you in the workplace while straight men with offices/office doors shunned and mocked you, and they stood by you, side by side, and nursed you during the worst of AIDS when all straight people wouldn't touch you with a 90-foot pole.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 23, 2022 2:51 PM |
I’m Cheryl. My BMI over 30, hair sits above my shoulders, and you must eat the crap I bring in.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 23, 2022 3:07 PM |
R54 oh please… show me a Frau who is nice to a gay man who isn’t a flamboyant court jester and I’ve got a bridge to sell you
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 23, 2022 3:12 PM |
I'm the hairy mole on the fringe of R20's cooch, which every man who's feeling desperate must navigate before sinking his Popsicle stick in the loose tub of prolapsing she-guts she calls her "tight little pussy."
And she's R54's twin sister. The moles are genetic.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 23, 2022 6:39 PM |
I'm office chairs which lack arm rests. I'm there because a certain contingent of the office can't get their buttocks into the other kind.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 23, 2022 6:44 PM |
I’m the internal comms Frau who is a nosy, snitching bitch. Everyone has to go in to the office two days and not only does she point out who didn’t but she’s always got an out: “the boys” or “hubby needs car” or “the dog” or her latest: “the menopause” she’s a lazy cunt with a team who are just as bad including the pig-faced junior Frau who claims “fibromyalgia” rather than admitting she’s just an obese beast.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 23, 2022 6:47 PM |
I’m the one in the corner, shivering theatrically in her t shirt as température tops 28 c
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 23, 2022 6:49 PM |
I’m the pile of shoes under the desk.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 23, 2022 9:42 PM |
I’m the mystery illness of the moment. Somehow I’ll always strike as soon as frau is starting to feel better and able to work again.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 23, 2022 10:33 PM |
[quote] [R20] hates fags
No, R20 is sick of women hating threads about "fraus." They are indeed tiresome and lame and reveal how painfully fucked up "frau" haters are.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 23, 2022 10:58 PM |
I’m the “fancy” email signature she spent hours designing on company time. I have six different fonts, eight different colors, a zoo of emoji, and conclude with “Smiling is Contagious— Frowninf is Outrageous!”
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 23, 2022 11:08 PM |
R30 ethered you bitches. My sides hurt.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 23, 2022 11:28 PM |
I meant r20.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 23, 2022 11:28 PM |
R42, you beat me to it. That's what be so funny about these resentful threads. Must be very flyover.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 23, 2022 11:30 PM |
I'm your boss!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 23, 2022 11:51 PM |
I'm that spoiled Bouillabaisse smell wafting thru the elevator that certain time every month.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 23, 2022 11:55 PM |
I'm taking calls on the hour every hour from 12-year-old Kaylee:
"Yes, you can have some cereal. Just don't spoil your dinner."
"No, Chips can't be on the sofa with you. He sheds too much."
"I don't know anything about math! Have you tried Googling it?"
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 23, 2022 11:56 PM |
I am the vocal fry and going "up " at the same end of a sentence so it always sounds like I'm asking a question. I know I am annoying but like I can't help it!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 24, 2022 12:10 AM |
[quote] Where the hell do you poor souls work? An '80s sitcom office?
I don't think they DO work. They probably live in their parent's basement and have never had a lover or a friend.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 24, 2022 12:52 AM |
I’m Ginny in Billing with the fat bookkeeper’s arse. She’s wider than she is tall.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 24, 2022 2:24 AM |
I’m the stupid bitch who sits at her desk spraying perfume even though it’s a scent free office. I can’t even be considerate enough to do this in a secluded area.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 24, 2022 2:33 AM |
Perfume that smells like wine coolers!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 24, 2022 2:34 AM |
I'm the constant complaints about how it is too cold, even though the temperature is set at 77 degrees due to previous complaints.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 24, 2022 2:37 AM |
I'm the pitch for joining some stupid MLM scheme, when you least expected. You know, like when a cobra corners a mongoose.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 24, 2022 2:37 AM |
I’m the cankles
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 24, 2022 2:40 AM |
I'm the label on the stapler, the keyboard, the back of the chair, etc. that says
[bold]"BORROWED" FROM CONNIE GABRIEL'S DESK[/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 24, 2022 2:44 AM |
I'm the gray crusty folds on the cankles,
flaking, flaking.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 24, 2022 2:44 AM |
I'm their "empathy."
Oh, dear.
Or, rather,
Oh, cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 24, 2022 2:45 AM |
It's been awhile but I remember they mostly wore comfortable shoes but there was one who wore fuck me boots.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 24, 2022 2:45 AM |
I'm synchronized menzies and the collective bad mood that inevitably grips the herd every 28 days. I stay for as long as they can realistically string me out for and never respond to the perfectly normal social expectation of just trying to be a bit nice, though no-one can adequately explain why.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 24, 2022 2:47 AM |
R55 thanks for the vomit inducing post, now i can save time with not having to stick my finger down my throat.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 24, 2022 3:04 AM |
I'm the fat cubequeen. While all the normal straight guys with their own offices bullshit about sports, chicks, and the the stock market and generally shun me, I gravitate toward the fraus and their conversations about the Royal Family, Real Housewives, and soaps. I will toil in my cube among the fraus for the rest of my miserable work life, and will never gain the friendship or respect of the straight guys with offices.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 24, 2022 3:15 AM |
I’m the constant fart smell coming from fat Jimmy’s cubicle.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 24, 2022 3:18 AM |
Many of the straight guys in offices hate their lives, and are dead inside. It's not always what it's cracked up to be.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 24, 2022 3:30 AM |
I’m the frau who never answer your emails, but who pops by your desk to tell you the answers verbally. There is no proof of what I told you when everything turns out to be wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 24, 2022 3:42 AM |
R86 at a prior job the herd was all synced, one of the heifers told me it was that time to begin once, so I marked it in my calendar monthly and walked on eggshells during that time. I gave lots of syrupy compliments like “cute shoes!” and they ate it up. Women on their period is like a man with blue balls, except the goal isn’t to cum, it’s to inflate their ego.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 24, 2022 4:24 AM |
I'm the delicate flower tattoo buried in the back fat as dainty as the swastika on the Hindenburg.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 26, 2022 7:14 PM |
I work in midtown and every Friday night me and the other Fraus from the office unwind by getting roaring drunk at LIPS 👄 and bond with the FABULOUS drag queens 👸.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 26, 2022 7:37 PM |
I'm OP. Women threaten me because I identify as one and I hate myself for it.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 26, 2022 7:53 PM |
I’m the note taped above the kitchen sink reminding all to keep the kitchen clean and to wash your dishes, to clean the microwave, and to throw out food once it has spoiled in the fridge...
And I’m the kitchen. Despite being an office full of wives and mothers, I am always disgustingly filthy.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 26, 2022 9:13 PM |
I thought Diane retired, R91.
I'm the huge fan of drag queens, a full-on RPDR aficionado. I'll corner one of the gay guys to drone on about this subject, whether that particular gay guy is interested or not, then proclaim myself his office hag. Also, I have IBS.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 26, 2022 9:29 PM |
r98
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 26, 2022 10:36 PM |
I’m the herpes and HPV. We were all huge sluts in high school and college, but that’s all a secret and in the past now. We believe in good Christian morals now. Sex is bad and nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 26, 2022 10:42 PM |
"I’m the passive aggressive notes left by..."
I saw one this week by the trash can: "Please don't put pizza boxes in the trash bin. They fill it up too fast and tear the trash bags. Break them down and put them in the freight elevator for housekeeping. Thanks".
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 26, 2022 10:52 PM |
I’m brevity in text exchanges, you won’t find me here.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 26, 2022 11:00 PM |
I’m the giggling.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 27, 2022 1:09 AM |
I’m fat Ginny in Billing who farts in her cubicle all day long.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 27, 2022 1:20 AM |
""I’m the passive aggressive notes left by..." Please don't put pizza boxes in the trash bin. They fill it up too fast and tear the trash bags. Break them down and put them in the freight elevator for housekeeping. Thanks".
What's passive-aggressive about this? There isn't any veiled hostility punctuated by cutesy emoticons or hearts.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 27, 2022 7:08 PM |
R105, there's nothing passive aggressive about it except the fact that is was made by a woman. If Dan from finance made it, it would be common sense logic. These faggots, and yes Im a gay man, hate women for some reason. Hate makes you unable to respect a person.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 27, 2022 7:11 PM |
Shut up, cocksucker R106
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 27, 2022 7:13 PM |
Btw some of this stuff are things that bother straight men too which really illustrates the sexism that some gay men have. I've seen straight bros react to the things like pizza box postings with the same contempt. People hate being told what to do by a woman especially American white men. It's so freaking illogical.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 27, 2022 7:14 PM |
Let’s just ignore how women bitch about and criticize EVERYTHING! They’re the superior beings and all us cocksuckers really just want to be them. You win.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 27, 2022 8:02 PM |
Most women create and thrive on drama. It's their nectar.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 27, 2022 8:05 PM |
Bitch, please. The 3 biggest gossips and trouble makers on our campus are 3 Boomer guys, all failed actors.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 27, 2022 8:06 PM |
Says R111 who is part of a gaggle of Fraus and gays who probably bait straight men all day with passive aggressive bullshit. Let’s hear a REAL example of what these straight men have allegedly done…
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 27, 2022 8:08 PM |
R112. Bro get the fuck outta here. So women and gay men are always the problem? I'm assuming you are a gay man. Do you know how self hating you sound.
Then again this is the internet. You could very well be a straight man.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 27, 2022 8:17 PM |
R20, I don't know even know why I came back here after r20 ethered you flamers. She hit it on the nail.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 27, 2022 8:19 PM |
Straight guys can't even compete with straight women and gay men when it comes to petty, passive-aggressive, drama-stirring in the workplace. Most straight men want to be left alone to do their jobs, and bullshit about sports and what have you now and then. Straight women and gay men live for stirring the pot and sitting back and watching the consequences of their shit stirring.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 27, 2022 8:22 PM |
[quote]Let’s hear a REAL example of what these straight men have allegedly done…
Lied to parents when confronted on their mistreatment of students, started fights with coworkers who refused to put up with their verbal abuse, got reported for making sexual remarks to female paraprofessionals in front of student witnesses, put hands on a staff member because she wouldn't allow a student to be yanked out of her wheelchair, tried to get a behaviorist removed when she reported that her client was being ridiculed in front of classmates for a health issue he had no control over, running to office over every little disagreement and playing the "I'm being discriminated against because I have mental illness" card, etc., etc...
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 27, 2022 8:36 PM |
[quote]Most straight men want to be left alone to do their jobs, and bullshit about sports and what have you now and then.
You've obviously never worked in education.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 27, 2022 8:38 PM |
R116 any examples of normal, not mentally ill men? That’s one crazy person.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 27, 2022 9:17 PM |
It was 3 crazy people. Unfortunately, not every job is an office job and nutty men can be just as problematic as nutty women.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 27, 2022 9:35 PM |
[quote] Straight women and gay men live for stirring the pot
This is half true.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 27, 2022 10:01 PM |
I'm the Brooklyn Fraucow. Ed.winna.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 27, 2022 10:20 PM |
R118 "any examples of normal, not mentally ill men?"
You're on the DL dear.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 27, 2022 10:41 PM |
So many get so sensitive if anyone tries to point out the incessant emotional manipulation that many fraus use in any and every situation.
So, so sensitive.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 28, 2022 12:00 AM |
^No one can DARE suggest the Frau Troll is a HYSTERICAL CUNT himself, can they?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 28, 2022 12:01 AM |
Don't troll the Frau Troll. He has a yeast infection.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 28, 2022 12:03 AM |
Frau Troll is everything he claims he hates. Manipulative, excessive, angry, hysterical, vindictive, homophobic, toxic, passive aggressive, with a lumpy gunt with errant stary hairs and a stretched, blown out infected hole. That's Ed alright.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 28, 2022 12:15 AM |
It’s hilarious how we can rip every white man to fucking shreds, but point out one thing about a woman or POC and the Spam Mammies go nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 28, 2022 12:41 AM |
I'm this DVD stuck in the breakroom player since last Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 28, 2022 12:47 AM |
Fraus which are a particular type of women are annoying to anybody with good sense. Even other women who aren’t insane don’t like them.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 28, 2022 2:49 AM |
I'm the permanently glazed crazy eyes and creepy wide smiles, head tilted slightly to the side, frozen from their last video conference. Not even tech support can figure out how to reboot her.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 28, 2022 3:14 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 28, 2022 3:18 AM |
The irony is that OP Edwwin doesn't even have a job.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 28, 2022 3:19 AM |
I'm the elderLez frau, who lives at home with my domineering 87 year old mother. Every morning I grab my coffee mug with a white-knuckle grip and tell anyone around me what my mother said to me the night before which I found 'triggering' because she has never understood 'boundaries'. Monday mornings are the worst, since I feel the need to rattle off every minute of my weekend spent with Mommy Dearest. When people suggest I put Mommy Dearest in a home, or assisted living, I get more riled up and remind them I love my mother too much to do something like that. I then go to my cube and sulk, because my coworkers know no boundaries.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 28, 2022 3:26 AM |
We're all 'Ally'. We're the twelve Zoomers who work in the office, and it's hard to tell us apart since we have the same haircuts, same nose rings, same tattoos, same wardrobe. 3 of us go by 'She / Hers', 4 of us go by 'They / Them' and the last five don't believe in identifying by pronouns. We get 'super upset' when you can't remember our preferences, and skirt around the issue by just referring to us as 'Ally'. And by the way, some of us spell it 'Ally', some spell it 'Aly', some spell it 'Allie', some spell it 'ALee', some spell it 'Al'ee' and some of us just us the initial 'A'. And once again, we're super-sensitive about how we spell our names, and get 'super upset' when you spell our name wrong in an email. So upset, that we forward each erroneous spelling of our names to HR.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 28, 2022 3:34 AM |
R135 we’ve also never eaten pussy and get dick from our straight cis male boyfriends regularly. We run the company Pride group. Step aside, ancient white gays!
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 28, 2022 3:55 AM |
Yes to R 54. The fraus you viciously attack who ARE allies to gay men ( ya know , mothers of gay sons are painfully aware of homophobia)
And those fraus are not only mercilessly mocked and attacked by you all, but by the same lame ass “straight men” at the office who mock you.
Stop fucking acting like your the only ones who suffer and are tormented for being gay. Ask a mother who has heard her son cry, mocked by his school friends when his idiot psychologist told him to just come out to them.
I overheard my son come out to an alleged friend . I wanted to slut my wrists . Decades later … the pain doesn’t go away .
So even though I know I will be viciously slammed and attacked by many here ( as I have in the past ) I have compassion for you all…. So if you want to hate on me and make me feel even worse , have fucking at it
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 28, 2022 4:01 AM |
R137 Frauen Ali Ally,Allie,ALee et al
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 28, 2022 4:02 AM |
R137 my god, lady. Go to a mommy pride group. This is one of the most ruthless sites on the internet.
“I wanted to *slut* my wrists.” Is this parody?
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 28, 2022 4:07 AM |
R137 maybe you’re supportive but for every one of you there are 100 cunts who are homophobic as fuck, who use Homophobia to keep straight men in line and inflame their bigotry, Who see us as accessories and 2nd class citizens.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 28, 2022 4:09 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 28, 2022 4:12 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 28, 2022 4:13 AM |
The fraus still refer to us as "my gays." Seriously, how condescending and clueless can they possibly be?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 28, 2022 4:15 AM |
This Frau mommy wants us to accept her because she has unhealthy boundaries with her son.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 28, 2022 4:16 AM |
R127 "It’s hilarious how we can rip every white man to fucking shreds, but point out one thing about a woman or POC and the Spam Mammies go nuts."
Poor racist, misogynist Frau Troll. Such a snowflake. So, so sensitive.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 28, 2022 4:17 AM |
Ed.winna has her panties in a bunch.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 28, 2022 4:18 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 28, 2022 4:18 AM |
I’m the constant parade of maternity leaves — which leave the colleagues who AREN’T disappearing for 3-6 months at a time to hole the line.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 28, 2022 4:19 AM |
^^^ hold
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 28, 2022 4:19 AM |
Yes, Special Ed, we've all seen these old drag clips a fucking million times before.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 28, 2022 4:19 AM |
I'm the sad troll who's also a Junior. I resent mommy.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | November 28, 2022 4:21 AM |
We're Bring Your Kid to Work Day, when the cubefraus let their crotch droppings run amok, totally undisciplined. The fraus think it's cute when their brats spread their germs on every keyboard they touch and draw on the walls.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 28, 2022 4:24 AM |
Well look who's talking about spreading germs...
by Anonymous | reply 154 | November 28, 2022 4:26 AM |
When anyone asks me how I’m doing, it’s never good and also involves a long detailed story as to why.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | November 28, 2022 4:30 AM |
R146 (insert meme of two Spider-Mans pointing at each other)
by Anonymous | reply 156 | November 28, 2022 4:35 AM |
When I had my boy Eddie, I was so happy. But it quickly became obvious he wasn't like other boys. He wanted to be a girl. He liked the things girls like and was angry when we tried to make him a boy. He says he loves me but I know he hates me. He hates me.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 28, 2022 4:35 AM |
R154 oh… an AIDS joke. Cute. I guess we’ll stop being misogynistic now.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 28, 2022 4:36 AM |
You have AIDS? Oh, of course you do. You must be one of the biggest whores of old Holly North.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | November 28, 2022 4:38 AM |
I think it's funny that the guy who has a complete emotional breakdown every time he sees the phrase "Klan Granny," insisting that he doesn't have a racist bone in his body and therefore being teased by being called a "Klan Granny" is hurtful and mean, has created his own phrase, "Spam Mammy," to prove that he's not a racist.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 28, 2022 4:59 AM |
And what race is HE, exactly? Sad, sad troll. Pity the thing.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | November 28, 2022 5:02 AM |
And no aunt Jemimas in here. Don't be calling us mammies. This ain't 1943.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 28, 2022 8:26 AM |
Super sad trolling. Give it up. You just sound retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 28, 2022 8:27 AM |
STOP IT CLAN GRANNIES! STOP IT RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 28, 2022 1:00 PM |
I’m an exaggerated sigh followed by a trite remark about the pain of Mondays.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 28, 2022 1:15 PM |
I'm the "did you hear..." about some celeb. The only people who care are other fraus and gay men. Us straight acting guys pretend to be disinterested though we are listening intently and occasionally chime in with brilliant one liners.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | November 28, 2022 1:44 PM |
I'm the chorus of "She's gorgeous" after Caitlyn Jenner's reveal.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | November 28, 2022 1:47 PM |
I'm their absolute knowledge that Richard Simmons is the only "gay" male in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | November 28, 2022 2:02 PM |
I'm their absolute knowledge that Marilyn Monroe was a size 18, Same as them!
by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 28, 2022 2:13 PM |
I'm the Diet Coke to wash down the fried mac n' cheese and red velvet cupcakes.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | November 28, 2022 2:27 PM |
I'm Rachel. I'm 41, 5' 5", q little over 350 pounds, and my arms, legs and neck are covered in tattoos. I'm grabbing a third jelly donut in the employee break room, and ask whomever is in there with me "Why the look ?" even though they're not looking at me. Before I leave the room with the donut in my hand, I warn them: 'Don't judge!'
by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 28, 2022 2:41 PM |
r171 is beautiful and inspirational.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 28, 2022 2:57 PM |
I've had a laugh at some of the posts here, even if some are a little mean.
I'm not surprised to see the defensive replies, though. Pretty sure no one's saying all women behave like this in the workplace, but anyone who's worked in an office will have seen at least some of the behaviour highlighted here.
Also, I'm pretty sure women make derogatory comments about *some* of their male colleagues. No one's perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | November 28, 2022 3:26 PM |
I'm a Carrie (gorgeous, stylish, big hearted, bubbly, full of life, looking for love, love my gays) with a hint of Samantha (a little naughty from time to time).
by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 28, 2022 3:35 PM |
R173 WOMEN ARE PERFECT!!!!! YOU AIDS-INFESTED MISOGYNISTIC COCKSUCKER!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 28, 2022 3:36 PM |
R175 Heh, yes I noticed how quick they are to wheel out the homophobia. Because being homophobic is fine, but sexism is awful.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | November 28, 2022 3:49 PM |
R176 there is a lowest common denominator factor with gay men for Fraus. They only like you if you’re submissive, flamboyant, and femme. While they get to approach the world with their #girlboss attitude, believing women can be and do anything, we’re locked into hairstylist.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | November 28, 2022 3:54 PM |
I'm h.r.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | November 28, 2022 4:26 PM |
I don't know where you people work. Is this the front office for a factory in a fly-over state? I freelance and have contact with a few offices remotely. Their mishagoss is about zoomers wanting to have conversations about menstruation and feeling oppressed if they have to tote their tampons in a purse to the bathroom instead of brandishing them proudly.
I thought most offices didn't have cubicles any longer but had people working communally at tables. I would hate that.
Carry on..
by Anonymous | reply 179 | November 28, 2022 5:17 PM |
R179, no most places still have cubicles.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | November 28, 2022 5:22 PM |
I'm Y&R and B&B on back to back in the break room. Everyone knows not to disturb her when her stories are on.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | November 28, 2022 6:43 PM |
I'm Meegyn. I'm 43 and a single mother to 8 year old Samantha, and my specialty is to take advantage of playing the victim. That way I can get away with anything I want.
So for the next week, I'm going to take my time decorating the office for Christmas, including hanging up Samantha's decorations she made in school the past few years so everyone says how cute they are. By decorating the office and cubicles. I can get others to do my work for me - which is my other specialty. Once I finish with the decorating, I'm going to start a 'can goods' drive at the company which will take up the week of December 5 (lots of emails and phone calls to organize for the drive!) , and then I will organize a 'coat drive' for the week of December 12 (again, busy with emails and phone calls )- and again, pass off all my work onto my colleagues. This should take us up to the week of December 18, which I will take the week off due to 'exhaustion'.
And that's how I will get out of doing any end-of-the-year work, such as balancing books and setting up budgets for 2023, for the month of December.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | November 28, 2022 6:50 PM |
I'm the competing catalogs for chocolates, wrapping paper, and popcorn balls brought in by Teri, Sherry, and Gina with the Bad Breath. We don't stand a chance against Melissa's poster for Girl Scout cookies, but we're all here to squeeze a few nickels out of your wallets.
Each of those broads' kids is trying to reach their bullshit fundraising goal this year, and they're going to remember who bought what from which catalog, so watch your ass! If Colton doesn't "earn" enough to pay for baseball camp, and Brynnleigh doesn't sell enough to get to tuba camp, it's YOUR FAULT!!!
by Anonymous | reply 183 | November 28, 2022 6:58 PM |
R179 The word is "meshugas," you harridan.
And yes, most drones still work in cubicles with regrettably minimal fart buffering.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | November 28, 2022 7:01 PM |
LOL no r184
"Mishegoss" means "crazy made up crap" - think Trump's "Truths"
"Meshuggah" means "crazy" but a person who is crazy is a "Meshugunneh"
by Anonymous | reply 185 | November 28, 2022 7:13 PM |
Don't forget, fraus are your allies in the workplace. Who else is going to be a shoulder to cry on about your grindr hookup gone wrong the other night or about your suspicions that your bf is cheating on you or about those mysterious "pimples" on your upper lip? Certainly not straight guys who want nothing to do with you.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | November 28, 2022 7:14 PM |
This thread is unfunny. Why do gay men hate women so much? The only conclusion I can make is that you're seethingly jealous of their lives.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | November 28, 2022 7:21 PM |
R176 both are wrong, if not sometimes accurate. But if you start with misogyny, homophobia should be expected, no? Tit for tat.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | November 28, 2022 7:21 PM |
R188 Not really. If a black guy was misogynist, not sure many would support a woman for calling him the N word in return.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | November 28, 2022 7:31 PM |
What's the female equivalent of the N word? Frau? Bitch? Cunt?
by Anonymous | reply 190 | November 28, 2022 7:32 PM |
That's completely illogical R189 to give one group a pass for bigotry.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | November 28, 2022 7:33 PM |
R191 I'm not giving anyone a pass for bigotry, I'm just saying that criticising someone for doing something wrong, only to then do the same thing, is a bit nonsensical.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | November 28, 2022 7:38 PM |
R192 ok maybe you're not. But to me nonsensical is a gay man insulting frauen (catchall phrase for women) and then getting pissy when anyone insults gay men. If you dish it, expect to take it.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | November 28, 2022 7:42 PM |
R7= passive aggressive queen
by Anonymous | reply 194 | November 28, 2022 7:47 PM |
I'm the seething hatred of the new "girl" that was hired to management because she graduated at the top of her class but unfortunately, is also young and attractive. From day one, rumours will be spread about how she slept with the male heads, she's a whore, a slut, anorexic, a druggie and how the frauen should have been promoted but fraus have integrity because they won't sell out to patriarchy and be a babylonian whore for capitalism.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | November 28, 2022 8:23 PM |
[R186] Not true at all. They're too self-absorbed to care about anyone else's problems. A gay man can start talking about a problem, and the next thing you know the frau looks at her smartphone 'for the time' and says, 'oooooh - hate to cut you off but I have to prepare for a meeting!' . They turn their heel and they're gone - leaving you with your opening sentence and coffee mug in your hand.
When they want to complain to you about how all their kid's father missing the 'parent-teacher' conference last night, they have all the time in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | November 28, 2022 8:25 PM |
R195 this a thread about frauen, not gay men and their attitude towards hot young women.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | November 28, 2022 8:48 PM |
I agree that young gay guys are especially jealous of the new hot young girl. In my last place, the femme twink was sweating our really good looking straight UPS guy. He'd make sure to be at the reception desk every day at 4 when he arrived, to flirt with him. He might as well have been invisible to the UPS guy, who clearly wanted to fuck one of the young, blonde, pretty female admins. The gay guy was seethingly jealous of her because of that.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | November 28, 2022 9:01 PM |
Oh yes the older dumpy women and their seething hatred of the hot young women in the office. I've seen it in action many times.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | November 28, 2022 9:39 PM |
R193 In everyday situations I'd agree, but to get to this site and this thread, a person has already made several choices. If they don't realise the type of humour they'll face, that's on them for not pausing to do some research.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | November 28, 2022 10:07 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 201 | November 29, 2022 3:36 PM |
This one fat cow frau gave me side-eye this morning because of my healthy breakfast. While she was inhaling a stack of pancakes smothered in syrup that would make a lumberjack blush, as well as bacon and hash browns, I ate an egg white omelet with spinach and an Ezekiel English muffin, along with a handful of fresh blueberries. These fraus simply cannot stand it when they see someone eating healthy and in good shape.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | November 29, 2022 4:30 PM |
Perhaps she was side eyeing you because you just have to let the world know you are eating healthy breakfast and thus superior to others.
I eat McDonald's breakfast about twice a week and am slim with a swimmers built. Jealous much?
by Anonymous | reply 203 | November 29, 2022 4:39 PM |
R202 where do you work that you have the time to eat complete breakfasts?
by Anonymous | reply 204 | November 29, 2022 4:44 PM |
^^I'm wondering the same thing. I have never in my life seen anyone one eat a complete, hot breakfast in an office.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | November 29, 2022 5:33 PM |
R205, I definetly have.
That Queen probably brought his fancy breakfast to Mcdonalds where his frau coworker was chowing down on the shit they are gna serve at the Golden arches.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | November 29, 2022 5:46 PM |
R20 is one of the most deadly reads I have ever read on this site. It's still freshly funny.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | November 29, 2022 5:49 PM |
[quote]because I am subconsciously rabidly jealous that they get to live their lives authentically as women and have access to the straight dick I crave.
Gay men have no interest in being women.
The straight dick fraus get is not any kind of dick a gay dude would want.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | November 29, 2022 5:55 PM |
R208 married straight dick is the hottest
by Anonymous | reply 209 | November 29, 2022 5:58 PM |
R209, lol you see. I love it when a whore shits on the argument of a resentful queen.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | November 29, 2022 6:00 PM |
[quote] married straight dick is the hottest
Not the kind of dick fraus get. A fat tubby schlubby idiot? No thanks.
And r210 honey, my whoring ways would've probably put yours to shame. The straight dick *I* got was always hot. White collar, fit professional types.
I'm partnered now and not a whore anymore, but I fucked plenty hot guys on two continents.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | November 29, 2022 6:04 PM |
I’m Ruthie in purchasing who has cunt odor all the time. She she ever wash down there????
by Anonymous | reply 212 | November 29, 2022 6:06 PM |
You don't have a job, Special Ed, why are you wallowing indoor own shit again?
by Anonymous | reply 213 | November 29, 2022 6:58 PM |
R211 once a whore always a whore.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | November 29, 2022 7:35 PM |
Let's be Ed.win on The DataLounge. I'm the hypocrisy/self-loathing I can't see because I'm a fuckhead who never amounted to shit.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | November 29, 2022 7:39 PM |
I don't know if is on here but he is annoying as well as the cunt always talkin bout him.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | November 29, 2022 7:41 PM |
I'm the "But I'm just a girl" default whenever something requires manual labor.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | November 29, 2022 9:38 PM |
I'm the delusion that every fag wants to be me and every dyke wants to sleep with me.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | November 29, 2022 10:14 PM |
R218 and every fag wants to sleep with my burping, balding, obese, illiterate, unshowered husband who has dingleberries on his ass and a 4-inch dick.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | November 30, 2022 3:08 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 220 | November 30, 2022 4:29 AM |
I'm her DH who trolls the Home Depot men's room for cock on Saturday mornings. He is there ostensibly to browse the power tools, but not the type she is thinking.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | November 30, 2022 2:34 PM |
DL seems to have this fantasy where most women are married to downlow or closeted men.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | November 30, 2022 3:48 PM |
I’m her frozen entree heating up in the microwave and filling the office with that putrid radioactive tomato sauce smell.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | November 30, 2022 4:03 PM |
Begone, clueless frau at r222.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | November 30, 2022 6:21 PM |
I'm Becca, the 5'2", 300 pounds of human cabbage patch doll. Everyone says I look just like one, with my stringy no-style hair, small eyes, button nose, wire specs and tiny mouth between two fat cheeks. I'm 47 years old, and asexual: which means I'm offended by everyone and offensive to everyone. I live at home with my older spinster sister and elderly mother. Our house is filled with cats which are named after spices in the spice cabinet (Coriander, Cinnamon, Paprika, Salty, Pepper).
I start the day by sorting out the mail for the office which I stretch out to a nearly two hour job while I sip my latte and eat a corn muffin. I then waddle around the office going by each cubicle to say 'good morning' and chat, with an armload of very old file-folders in my arm for a prop - as though I'm very busy. I finally make it to my cubicle in time for lunch. When I finally come back from lunch, I waddle around for another hour or so with more faux folders in my arm, before I tell everyone I have a migraine (which they believe). At least once a week, my boss allows me to go home early because of my 'faux' migraine.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | November 30, 2022 6:34 PM |
R225 so accurate
by Anonymous | reply 226 | November 30, 2022 9:32 PM |
I'm Ed.win. I don't have a job or a life, I'm just waiting to die of, you know, and in the meantime, I lash out at what I really am, a frau with an infected little nub.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | November 30, 2022 10:53 PM |
R227 So accurate.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | November 30, 2022 10:57 PM |
R227 You sound like the one who's lashing out. Maybe get a sense of humor or, if that's impossible, steer clear of the thread rather than bitching about it not being to your taste.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | December 3, 2022 12:31 PM |
I'm her DH/BF/SO. That parking lot in the complex in the industrial part of the next town over that turns into a cruising area after dark is my only escape from her shrill voice, passive aggressive behavior, and constant nagging. There I can meet men who understand me and give into my secret desires. She'll never be the wiser, since she labors under the delusion that she is "the perfect catch" whom no man can resist.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | December 3, 2022 12:45 PM |
I’m the mean passive aggressive mean bitch who just wants to make everyone’s life miserable because I’m a miserable person. I hate my cheating husband, I hate my children, I hate my relatives, I hate my neighbors, I hate my coworkers, I hate my boss. I’m getting older, fatter, uglier, and smellier. I hate my life and I want everyone to suffer. How dare those minorities dark skinned people are more successful, more beautiful, more welll to do, and more educated than me? How dare they are leading a happier life than me. They are dark skinned after all. The world should revolve me.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | December 3, 2022 1:58 PM |
R231 oh my. Do you live below the mason dixon line in the deep south?
by Anonymous | reply 232 | December 3, 2022 5:50 PM |
[quote]I'm synchronized menzies
I loved her in [italic]The Sound of Music[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 233 | December 27, 2022 7:46 PM |
[quote] I'm the laughter coming from the young vixens by the water cooler about the cube frau's dated hairstyle and clothing.
R23 so like a side part and a floral dress with leggings?
by Anonymous | reply 234 | April 2, 2023 8:29 PM |
R95 has mocked and harassed female posters on DL before though? Weird that he's whiteknighting for Fraus in this thread, Make it make sense and stick to a gimmick, at least.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | April 2, 2023 8:30 PM |
I'm charged with sexual harassment because dykes and men have more privilege than me. They stared at me for five seconds that real harassment not a casual joke how they could eat all night at my body buffet
by Anonymous | reply 236 | April 2, 2023 8:42 PM |
This thread is funny. Probably because a lot of it is true.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | April 2, 2023 9:04 PM |
I'm the fast food breakfast brought in with a mega jumbo diet soda by an overweight cube frau. Throughout the day I will consume 3 or 4 more diet sodas.
(true story) this particular person ended up developing severe health issues due to her consumption of diet sodas.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | April 2, 2023 9:08 PM |
I'm the bitch who attends her "hybrid workplace" Zoom meetings with a cat flashing its asshole filling her screen.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | April 2, 2023 10:57 PM |
I’m Ginny in billing, farting in my cubicle all day because I have a shitty diet.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | April 3, 2023 10:07 AM |
Poor Ginny, she's been used for so many 'examples' in this topic!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | April 3, 2023 11:00 AM |
I am the insecure cunt who thinks her male coworkers are secretly judging her work ability when they just don't care.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | April 3, 2023 11:50 AM |
R243 the male employees are busy doing the bare minimum and offloading work onto others (probably female coworkers they don’t want to fuck) so they can spend more time hooking up with hot interns or browsing p0rn in their office.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | April 3, 2023 12:26 PM |
I'm all the work she pushes off on her gay male coworkers so she can leave early to pick up one of the sick kiddos from school. This is a mear-daily occurrence for her.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | April 3, 2023 12:46 PM |
I'm the dreaded Simul-Red-Tide events when the herd achieves synchronous menstruations and the office has to be hosed down and exorcized after four days of horror and calumny each month.
The company will go under in four months if the pattern doesn't change because of the loss of revenue and clients. increased costs and lawsuits from the male employees injured in the constant melees and slipping on the clots scattered across the office floor. It usually takes two pregnancies or a very vocal claim of menopause.
No one dares to ask why Manny, the janitor, ended up on long-term disability after attempting to clean the ladies restroom on the customer service floor.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | April 3, 2023 1:35 PM |
If men were menstruators, no one would have to work on period days by law. That tells you everything you need to know.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | April 3, 2023 1:39 PM |
I'm the sensible short haircut. It's so easy, I can just wash and go!
by Anonymous | reply 248 | April 3, 2023 1:40 PM |
I'm the new marketing team. We're the fresh, young talent that replaced all the 'dinosaurs' who were considered overpaid and out of touch. We've got multiple degrees in communications, worked in fashionable startups and consider ourselves budding entrepreneurs on the up and up.
We've put our heads together and next Friday is dress in a colorful shirt day!
by Anonymous | reply 249 | April 5, 2023 10:57 AM |
I'm the complaining about the "migraine".
by Anonymous | reply 250 | April 5, 2023 1:58 PM |
I’m the thin, rough-around-the-edges, overly made-up office whore. The fat busybodies in the office hate me because they’re just jealous. Fuck them.
You saw me clock you from across the office when you came in on your first day, didn’t you? We’ve locked eyes a few times since.
Within hours of your arrival I’ve cornered you in the break or copy room so I can grill you for as much information as possible. Girlfriend? Kids? Ex-wife? Boyfriend?
Once I realize you’re gay I never speak to you or look at you again unless it’s work related. But you can always find me outside the front entrance enjoying a cigarette.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | April 5, 2023 2:13 PM |
I'm every insipid remark about how women are superior or men would do this/that if they had the biological functions of a woman but according to my coworkers my only function is being a cubical dutch oven
by Anonymous | reply 252 | April 5, 2023 3:03 PM |
The road to office hell is paved with the peanut shells tossed onto the floor for the allergy-mavens to endure.
Or not.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | April 5, 2023 3:30 PM |
I'm the pussy-blocking she does when the scorchingly hot UPS driver arrives at 4pm, not allowing the gay men in the office the opportunity to outrageously flirt with him.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | April 5, 2023 5:40 PM |
I’d rather kill myself than living with the birch in R231
by Anonymous | reply 257 | April 6, 2023 1:05 PM |
I'm my Mom, a rare heroic good loveable elderFrau, sticking up for the homely hardworking intern girl in her office who keeps getting passed over for promotion and overloaded with work that her prettier skinnier coworker peer isn't bothering to do.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | April 6, 2023 1:18 PM |
I'm the ambrosia salad at the monthly pot luck.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | April 6, 2023 1:39 PM |
R4 for the win!
Oh, hells bells, R Everyone for the win! Morning off from the cube for this frau, and I'm loving this thread while cradling my mug.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | April 6, 2023 1:58 PM |
I’m the new, well-dressed frau at the biz with an anything-goes dress code. Suddenly, coworker fraus start “trying” and blow one paycheck on better quality garb before reverting.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | April 6, 2023 2:52 PM |
R260 Trying too hard.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | April 6, 2023 5:43 PM |
I'm the parade of kids marched through every floor of the office during a frau's vacation time when she comes in "to show the baby" to everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | April 7, 2023 1:50 AM |
R262, I'm a frau. What do you expect? Knock it off or I'll show you my scrapbook.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | April 7, 2023 3:02 AM |
I’m the baked beans in the crockpot. Ready for the monthly potluck. My co workers will be farting all afternoon.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | April 7, 2023 4:38 AM |
I'm her husband. I've got a nickname that betrays the fact that I'm a man-child. Jimmy, Tommy, Billy etc. While she's at work talking shit about her female coworkers and discussing the Hosewives, I can be found cruising the local men's rooms and parks for dick. She is not even remotely self-aware enough to realize that the family she puts out for public consumption is all a lie.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | April 7, 2023 11:00 AM |
Off topic, but a reminder that the stereotypes have a basis in fact.
I once had two low Frauen over for lunch at my house as a thank you for their being helpful while I was starting my job. One tried to steal a silver salad fork by putting it on the floor by her purse, but I noticed when clearing the table and found it. She just sat there.
Then when returning to the office they told their coworkers that they were nervous because they didn't want to catch AIDS from eating at my house. (They ate like horses.)
Most people are just dull and stupid, men and women alike. But there is a certain type that simply is hateful and hurtful and low, and they play the old sneak-and/or-bully games to undermine workplaces. The environments are perfect for passive-aggressive gaming and one ends up with places that feel like low-security prisons with indifferent wardens.
I did quickly get three promotions and ended up managing their managers. The two (and others) were shaken out like dirt from a rug.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | April 7, 2023 12:18 PM |
I'm R5 and all the other W&W cunts agreeing about "passive-aggressive" (sic) office notes, and we all are the reason why people get frustrated at slovenly, selfish, lazy, dishonest office behavior.
I also do not know what passive-aggressive means, despite my and my cohort embodying it. So I get an oh, dear for that.
But with any luck, the last claws of COVID have dragged me to hell and taken the W&W cunts with it.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | August 6, 2023 6:48 PM |
I’m the frau who lost 75 pounds. I’m shunned.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | August 6, 2023 8:55 PM |