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Let’s be Fraus in the workplace

I’m the poly-blend “dress” that is basically a mix of a caftan and a nightgown. I’m comfy.

by Anonymousreply 269August 6, 2023 8:55 PM

I’m the disgusting lack of pantyhose.

I force you to see lumpy flesh, errant hairs, cellulitic knees, and webs of spider veins .

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2022 2:20 PM

I'm the nonstop social media poster who hasn't done a lick of work since the laptop was invented.

I complain a lot about my coworkers and post amputated kitty videos showing them triumphing over their disabilities.

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2022 2:24 PM

Ikr?

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2022 2:26 PM

I'm the last potluck, which was nothing but crockpots full of indeterminate brown goo that seemed to have been collected from the outskirts of Hiroshima after the bomb, still warm.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2022 2:26 PM

I’m the passive aggressive notes left by the printer, in the kitchen, on the mail bin….

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2022 2:32 PM

I’m the homophobia that they don’t even understand is homophobia. “We have to make some cuts. We’ll let Brian (the token gay) go, he doesn’t have any kids. Leslie’s husband makes a lot, but she’s got 2 kiddos in pre-K!”

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2022 2:33 PM

I’m the ones that’ll post in this thread to scream down gay men and tell them what they’re allowed to say on a gay site.

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2022 2:40 PM

I'm the annual football pool.

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2022 2:41 PM

I'm the secretary spread.

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2022 2:42 PM

^^^ passive aggressive ^^^ R7

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2022 2:42 PM

I’m the flinty voices.

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2022 2:43 PM

I’m the baby voice when the Big Daddy Dick District Manager comes to visit, we’re putty when a big alpha male is around. #GirlBoss just means we’re going to be total cunts and rule over homos and other Fraus.

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2022 2:46 PM

I'm the Scentsy catalogue in the tea room.

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2022 3:04 PM

I'm looking for a tampon

by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2022 3:06 PM

I'm one of the notes R5 mentioned.

[bold]REPORT PRINTER JAMS! DON'T JUST WALK AWAY. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2022 3:47 PM

I’m the Frau’s spawn running around the office screaming and writing on your papers with a crayon.

“Sorry! There was water leak at the daycare and they closed early. I didn’t have anywhere else to take him… Jaxyen! Quit running!”

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2022 3:52 PM

I am the gay guy tired of the disgusting stink from the lunches of the Frauen and the cunt who burns her popcorn every afternoon because "I like it that way."

Before leaving for lunch Thursday I put five generic-brand microwave popcorn sacks, a wedge of Limburger cheese and a bag of Kangaroo Jerky someone brought back from Australia into the break-room microwave and set it at 30 minutes on high.

Of course no one saw me and I am unsuspected. No work was done the rest of the week, two Frauen went home "sick," and most suspicion was first aimed at the only nonwhite girl in the office because she did NOT appreciate someone saying her catfish leftovers smelled funny when she was heating them up on Wednesday.

I brought her a latte on Friday morning and commiserated. I whispered to one especially angry woman, "It's not her and that's all I'm saying." Confusion ensued.

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2022 3:56 PM

^tbh the frau would just stay home (for as long as she needs) and get a pass. But if you dare call in sick you better have a doctor's note and full CT to prove it.

by Anonymousreply 18November 19, 2022 3:59 PM

I need to report Bob to HR. Even with my tightly-gotten back KN95 on, I can smell the GLUTEN he brings into the break room! Some disabilities are invisible, BOB.

by Anonymousreply 19November 19, 2022 4:01 PM

I'm a cubefag. I'm basically a frau, but I start threads on DL mocking my female coworkers for the very traits I possess and hobbies I enjoy, because I am subconsciously rabidly jealous that they get to live their lives authentically as women and have access to the straight dick I crave.

by Anonymousreply 20November 19, 2022 4:10 PM

R20 oh, Dear. You’re so angry.

by Anonymousreply 21November 19, 2022 4:11 PM

R20 hates fags

by Anonymousreply 22November 19, 2022 4:12 PM

I'm the laughter coming from the young vixens by the water cooler about the cube frau's dated hairstyle and clothing.

by Anonymousreply 23November 19, 2022 4:17 PM

uh-oh R20 only has that one post, that means she’s undercover here… her cube is close to TS or FI… 😉

by Anonymousreply 24November 19, 2022 4:17 PM

I'm the MAGA coffee mug.

by Anonymousreply 25November 19, 2022 4:18 PM

I’m the post that hit too close to home for R20

by Anonymousreply 26November 19, 2022 4:21 PM

I’m the strict adherence to petty rules and protocols.

by Anonymousreply 27November 19, 2022 11:55 PM

I’m so tender to the touch

by Anonymousreply 28November 19, 2022 11:59 PM

It’s all about you isn’t it.

by Anonymousreply 29November 20, 2022 12:02 AM

R20 = Jennifer North = Dead of Tit Cancer

by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2022 12:18 AM

I’m the groundhog day frau thread.

by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2022 12:48 AM

I’m every type and technique of relational aggression. Also for some reason the frauen get super angry if someone wears the same clothing or accessories as they do by random coincidence.

by Anonymousreply 32November 20, 2022 1:05 AM

I'm the act of asking to go home early because of my migraine (headache).

by Anonymousreply 33November 20, 2022 1:22 AM

I'm the fainting couch in the lady's room that has contributed to so many cases of head lice, crab lice and scabies among the women, which have at times been shared one way or another with some of the men in the office.

No gay man has been affected, except being disgusted by Frauen scratching their cooter holes through their tights.

by Anonymousreply 34November 20, 2022 1:27 AM

I'm the "migraine" that sends me home early every other Friday.

by Anonymousreply 35November 20, 2022 1:30 AM

I’m their gunt.

by Anonymousreply 36November 20, 2022 1:39 AM

I'm OP. I post the same shit over and over. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 37November 20, 2022 1:49 AM

I’m so toxic …I should have an environmental warning label stapled to my forehead

by Anonymousreply 38November 20, 2022 2:46 AM

I'm the thundering herd of frauen charging toward the conference room in search of bagels, donuts, and danish left over from the early-morning senior management meeting.

by Anonymousreply 39November 20, 2022 3:49 AM

I'm a story about her kid which goes on too long

by Anonymousreply 40November 23, 2022 8:47 AM

I'm the frau manager who organized pizzas for the whole team and asked the 55 year old male senior employee (me) to collect them because she didn't want offend any of the the young female team assistants by getting them to do something so demeaning.

by Anonymousreply 41November 23, 2022 8:55 AM

Where the hell do you poor souls work? An '80s sitcom office?

by Anonymousreply 42November 23, 2022 8:57 AM

im annoyed bc i had 2 b @ a meeting, i have been waiting all day online 4 taylor swift tix!

by Anonymousreply 43November 23, 2022 9:07 AM

I'm the Frau who wastes every other Frau's lunch break by trying to recruit them into the latest MLM.

by Anonymousreply 44November 23, 2022 9:18 AM

I’m “the AIDS” they all think you have.

by Anonymousreply 45November 23, 2022 12:35 PM

I’m the buttplug worn during lunch out

by Anonymousreply 46November 23, 2022 12:40 PM

I’m the endless prattle all day long.

by Anonymousreply 47November 23, 2022 1:44 PM

I’m the nothing that gets done before 11:30am. On Monday mornings we catch up on the kiddos & the weekend, every other day we talk about streaming shows and the news. We go to lunch around noon, enter a food coma around 1:30pm, and are really only functional in our job from around 3-4pm, then we checkout for the day. We’re inefficient and overpaid.

by Anonymousreply 48November 23, 2022 1:49 PM

I voted for Jill Stein, because I love being “unpredictable.”

by Anonymousreply 49November 23, 2022 1:53 PM

I am the huge “Mama Bear” tumbler full of sugary coffee that is on the work station at all times.

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by Anonymousreply 50November 23, 2022 2:01 PM

I'm the black swetapants.

by Anonymousreply 51November 23, 2022 2:31 PM

Yes, r450, because gay men NEVER drink sugary drinks! You obviously resent us for being women and our ability to attract straight men. Just have the operation already and get it over with! I promise you, sweetie, you'll be a lot less bitter.

by Anonymousreply 52November 23, 2022 2:42 PM

Do you think Mommy boards ever have posts about "Let's Be Eldergays In The Workplace"

If they did, they'd be all about dignity and support and "being a good ally" and "they do too want to be called LGBTQ, Emily!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 53November 23, 2022 2:45 PM

Show some respect for straight women, please!!! The straight women you ridicule as "fraus" are the same women who have traditionally been your allies in the workplace. They accepted you in the workplace while straight men with offices/office doors shunned and mocked you, and they stood by you, side by side, and nursed you during the worst of AIDS when all straight people wouldn't touch you with a 90-foot pole.

by Anonymousreply 54November 23, 2022 2:51 PM

I'm the nude yoga class.

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by Anonymousreply 55November 23, 2022 2:51 PM

R54 Frau triggered

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by Anonymousreply 56November 23, 2022 2:53 PM

R52 and a lot more limber

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by Anonymousreply 57November 23, 2022 2:55 PM

I’m Cheryl. My BMI over 30, hair sits above my shoulders, and you must eat the crap I bring in.

by Anonymousreply 58November 23, 2022 3:07 PM

R54 oh please… show me a Frau who is nice to a gay man who isn’t a flamboyant court jester and I’ve got a bridge to sell you

by Anonymousreply 59November 23, 2022 3:12 PM

I'm the hairy mole on the fringe of R20's cooch, which every man who's feeling desperate must navigate before sinking his Popsicle stick in the loose tub of prolapsing she-guts she calls her "tight little pussy."

And she's R54's twin sister. The moles are genetic.

by Anonymousreply 60November 23, 2022 6:39 PM

I'm office chairs which lack arm rests. I'm there because a certain contingent of the office can't get their buttocks into the other kind.

by Anonymousreply 61November 23, 2022 6:44 PM

I’m the internal comms Frau who is a nosy, snitching bitch. Everyone has to go in to the office two days and not only does she point out who didn’t but she’s always got an out: “the boys” or “hubby needs car” or “the dog” or her latest: “the menopause” she’s a lazy cunt with a team who are just as bad including the pig-faced junior Frau who claims “fibromyalgia” rather than admitting she’s just an obese beast.

by Anonymousreply 62November 23, 2022 6:47 PM

I’m the one in the corner, shivering theatrically in her t shirt as température tops 28 c

by Anonymousreply 63November 23, 2022 6:49 PM

I’m the pile of shoes under the desk.

by Anonymousreply 64November 23, 2022 9:42 PM

I’m the mystery illness of the moment. Somehow I’ll always strike as soon as frau is starting to feel better and able to work again.

by Anonymousreply 65November 23, 2022 10:33 PM

[quote] [R20] hates fags

No, R20 is sick of women hating threads about "fraus." They are indeed tiresome and lame and reveal how painfully fucked up "frau" haters are.

by Anonymousreply 66November 23, 2022 10:58 PM

I’m the “fancy” email signature she spent hours designing on company time. I have six different fonts, eight different colors, a zoo of emoji, and conclude with “Smiling is Contagious— Frowninf is Outrageous!”

by Anonymousreply 67November 23, 2022 11:08 PM

R30 ethered you bitches. My sides hurt.

by Anonymousreply 68November 23, 2022 11:28 PM

I meant r20.

by Anonymousreply 69November 23, 2022 11:28 PM

R42, you beat me to it. That's what be so funny about these resentful threads. Must be very flyover.

by Anonymousreply 70November 23, 2022 11:30 PM

I'm your boss!

by Anonymousreply 71November 23, 2022 11:51 PM

I'm that spoiled Bouillabaisse smell wafting thru the elevator that certain time every month.

by Anonymousreply 72November 23, 2022 11:55 PM

I'm taking calls on the hour every hour from 12-year-old Kaylee:

"Yes, you can have some cereal. Just don't spoil your dinner."

"No, Chips can't be on the sofa with you. He sheds too much."

"I don't know anything about math! Have you tried Googling it?"

by Anonymousreply 73November 23, 2022 11:56 PM

I am the vocal fry and going "up " at the same end of a sentence so it always sounds like I'm asking a question. I know I am annoying but like I can't help it!

by Anonymousreply 74November 24, 2022 12:10 AM

[quote] Where the hell do you poor souls work? An '80s sitcom office?

I don't think they DO work. They probably live in their parent's basement and have never had a lover or a friend.

by Anonymousreply 75November 24, 2022 12:52 AM

I’m Ginny in Billing with the fat bookkeeper’s arse. She’s wider than she is tall.

by Anonymousreply 76November 24, 2022 2:24 AM

I’m the stupid bitch who sits at her desk spraying perfume even though it’s a scent free office. I can’t even be considerate enough to do this in a secluded area.

by Anonymousreply 77November 24, 2022 2:33 AM

Perfume that smells like wine coolers!

by Anonymousreply 78November 24, 2022 2:34 AM

I'm the constant complaints about how it is too cold, even though the temperature is set at 77 degrees due to previous complaints.

by Anonymousreply 79November 24, 2022 2:37 AM

I'm the pitch for joining some stupid MLM scheme, when you least expected. You know, like when a cobra corners a mongoose.

by Anonymousreply 80November 24, 2022 2:37 AM

I’m the cankles

by Anonymousreply 81November 24, 2022 2:40 AM

I'm the label on the stapler, the keyboard, the back of the chair, etc. that says

[bold]"BORROWED" FROM CONNIE GABRIEL'S DESK[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 82November 24, 2022 2:44 AM

I'm the gray crusty folds on the cankles,

flaking, flaking.

by Anonymousreply 83November 24, 2022 2:44 AM

I'm their "empathy."

Oh, dear.

Or, rather,

Oh, cunts.

by Anonymousreply 84November 24, 2022 2:45 AM

It's been awhile but I remember they mostly wore comfortable shoes but there was one who wore fuck me boots.

by Anonymousreply 85November 24, 2022 2:45 AM

I'm synchronized menzies and the collective bad mood that inevitably grips the herd every 28 days. I stay for as long as they can realistically string me out for and never respond to the perfectly normal social expectation of just trying to be a bit nice, though no-one can adequately explain why.

by Anonymousreply 86November 24, 2022 2:47 AM

R55 thanks for the vomit inducing post, now i can save time with not having to stick my finger down my throat.

by Anonymousreply 87November 24, 2022 3:04 AM

I'm the fat cubequeen. While all the normal straight guys with their own offices bullshit about sports, chicks, and the the stock market and generally shun me, I gravitate toward the fraus and their conversations about the Royal Family, Real Housewives, and soaps. I will toil in my cube among the fraus for the rest of my miserable work life, and will never gain the friendship or respect of the straight guys with offices.

by Anonymousreply 88November 24, 2022 3:15 AM

I’m the constant fart smell coming from fat Jimmy’s cubicle.

by Anonymousreply 89November 24, 2022 3:18 AM

Many of the straight guys in offices hate their lives, and are dead inside. It's not always what it's cracked up to be.

by Anonymousreply 90November 24, 2022 3:30 AM

I’m the frau who never answer your emails, but who pops by your desk to tell you the answers verbally. There is no proof of what I told you when everything turns out to be wrong.

by Anonymousreply 91November 24, 2022 3:42 AM

R86 at a prior job the herd was all synced, one of the heifers told me it was that time to begin once, so I marked it in my calendar monthly and walked on eggshells during that time. I gave lots of syrupy compliments like “cute shoes!” and they ate it up. Women on their period is like a man with blue balls, except the goal isn’t to cum, it’s to inflate their ego.

by Anonymousreply 92November 24, 2022 4:24 AM

I'm the delicate flower tattoo buried in the back fat as dainty as the swastika on the Hindenburg.

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by Anonymousreply 93November 26, 2022 7:14 PM

I work in midtown and every Friday night me and the other Fraus from the office unwind by getting roaring drunk at LIPS 👄 and bond with the FABULOUS drag queens 👸.

by Anonymousreply 94November 26, 2022 7:37 PM

I'm OP. Women threaten me because I identify as one and I hate myself for it.

by Anonymousreply 95November 26, 2022 7:53 PM

I’m the note taped above the kitchen sink reminding all to keep the kitchen clean and to wash your dishes, to clean the microwave, and to throw out food once it has spoiled in the fridge...

And I’m the kitchen. Despite being an office full of wives and mothers, I am always disgustingly filthy.

by Anonymousreply 96November 26, 2022 9:13 PM

I thought Diane retired, R91.

I'm the huge fan of drag queens, a full-on RPDR aficionado. I'll corner one of the gay guys to drone on about this subject, whether that particular gay guy is interested or not, then proclaim myself his office hag. Also, I have IBS.

by Anonymousreply 97November 26, 2022 9:29 PM

I'm the group hug at the Golden Corral.

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by Anonymousreply 98November 26, 2022 10:33 PM

r98

by Anonymousreply 99November 26, 2022 10:36 PM

I’m the herpes and HPV. We were all huge sluts in high school and college, but that’s all a secret and in the past now. We believe in good Christian morals now. Sex is bad and nasty.

by Anonymousreply 100November 26, 2022 10:42 PM

"I’m the passive aggressive notes left by..."

I saw one this week by the trash can: "Please don't put pizza boxes in the trash bin. They fill it up too fast and tear the trash bags. Break them down and put them in the freight elevator for housekeeping. Thanks".

by Anonymousreply 101November 26, 2022 10:52 PM

I’m brevity in text exchanges, you won’t find me here.

by Anonymousreply 102November 26, 2022 11:00 PM

I’m the giggling.

by Anonymousreply 103November 27, 2022 1:09 AM

I’m fat Ginny in Billing who farts in her cubicle all day long.

by Anonymousreply 104November 27, 2022 1:20 AM

""I’m the passive aggressive notes left by..." Please don't put pizza boxes in the trash bin. They fill it up too fast and tear the trash bags. Break them down and put them in the freight elevator for housekeeping. Thanks".

What's passive-aggressive about this? There isn't any veiled hostility punctuated by cutesy emoticons or hearts.

by Anonymousreply 105November 27, 2022 7:08 PM

R105, there's nothing passive aggressive about it except the fact that is was made by a woman. If Dan from finance made it, it would be common sense logic. These faggots, and yes Im a gay man, hate women for some reason. Hate makes you unable to respect a person.

by Anonymousreply 106November 27, 2022 7:11 PM

Shut up, cocksucker R106

by Anonymousreply 107November 27, 2022 7:13 PM

Btw some of this stuff are things that bother straight men too which really illustrates the sexism that some gay men have. I've seen straight bros react to the things like pizza box postings with the same contempt. People hate being told what to do by a woman especially American white men. It's so freaking illogical.

by Anonymousreply 108November 27, 2022 7:14 PM

Let’s just ignore how women bitch about and criticize EVERYTHING! They’re the superior beings and all us cocksuckers really just want to be them. You win.

by Anonymousreply 109November 27, 2022 8:02 PM

Most women create and thrive on drama. It's their nectar.

by Anonymousreply 110November 27, 2022 8:05 PM

Bitch, please. The 3 biggest gossips and trouble makers on our campus are 3 Boomer guys, all failed actors.

by Anonymousreply 111November 27, 2022 8:06 PM

Says R111 who is part of a gaggle of Fraus and gays who probably bait straight men all day with passive aggressive bullshit. Let’s hear a REAL example of what these straight men have allegedly done…

by Anonymousreply 112November 27, 2022 8:08 PM

R112. Bro get the fuck outta here. So women and gay men are always the problem? I'm assuming you are a gay man. Do you know how self hating you sound.

Then again this is the internet. You could very well be a straight man.

by Anonymousreply 113November 27, 2022 8:17 PM

R20, I don't know even know why I came back here after r20 ethered you flamers. She hit it on the nail.

by Anonymousreply 114November 27, 2022 8:19 PM

Straight guys can't even compete with straight women and gay men when it comes to petty, passive-aggressive, drama-stirring in the workplace. Most straight men want to be left alone to do their jobs, and bullshit about sports and what have you now and then. Straight women and gay men live for stirring the pot and sitting back and watching the consequences of their shit stirring.

by Anonymousreply 115November 27, 2022 8:22 PM

[quote]Let’s hear a REAL example of what these straight men have allegedly done…

Lied to parents when confronted on their mistreatment of students, started fights with coworkers who refused to put up with their verbal abuse, got reported for making sexual remarks to female paraprofessionals in front of student witnesses, put hands on a staff member because she wouldn't allow a student to be yanked out of her wheelchair, tried to get a behaviorist removed when she reported that her client was being ridiculed in front of classmates for a health issue he had no control over, running to office over every little disagreement and playing the "I'm being discriminated against because I have mental illness" card, etc., etc...

by Anonymousreply 116November 27, 2022 8:36 PM

[quote]Most straight men want to be left alone to do their jobs, and bullshit about sports and what have you now and then.

You've obviously never worked in education.

by Anonymousreply 117November 27, 2022 8:38 PM

R116 any examples of normal, not mentally ill men? That’s one crazy person.

by Anonymousreply 118November 27, 2022 9:17 PM

It was 3 crazy people. Unfortunately, not every job is an office job and nutty men can be just as problematic as nutty women.

by Anonymousreply 119November 27, 2022 9:35 PM

[quote] Straight women and gay men live for stirring the pot

This is half true.

by Anonymousreply 120November 27, 2022 10:01 PM

I'm the Brooklyn Fraucow. Ed.winna.

by Anonymousreply 121November 27, 2022 10:20 PM

R118 "any examples of normal, not mentally ill men?"

You're on the DL dear.

by Anonymousreply 122November 27, 2022 10:41 PM

So many get so sensitive if anyone tries to point out the incessant emotional manipulation that many fraus use in any and every situation.

So, so sensitive.

by Anonymousreply 123November 28, 2022 12:00 AM

^No one can DARE suggest the Frau Troll is a HYSTERICAL CUNT himself, can they?

by Anonymousreply 124November 28, 2022 12:01 AM

Don't troll the Frau Troll. He has a yeast infection.

by Anonymousreply 125November 28, 2022 12:03 AM

Frau Troll is everything he claims he hates. Manipulative, excessive, angry, hysterical, vindictive, homophobic, toxic, passive aggressive, with a lumpy gunt with errant stary hairs and a stretched, blown out infected hole. That's Ed alright.

by Anonymousreply 126November 28, 2022 12:15 AM

It’s hilarious how we can rip every white man to fucking shreds, but point out one thing about a woman or POC and the Spam Mammies go nuts.

by Anonymousreply 127November 28, 2022 12:41 AM

I'm this DVD stuck in the breakroom player since last Christmas.

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by Anonymousreply 128November 28, 2022 12:47 AM

Fraus which are a particular type of women are annoying to anybody with good sense. Even other women who aren’t insane don’t like them.

by Anonymousreply 129November 28, 2022 2:49 AM

r129

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by Anonymousreply 130November 28, 2022 3:04 AM

I'm the permanently glazed crazy eyes and creepy wide smiles, head tilted slightly to the side, frozen from their last video conference. Not even tech support can figure out how to reboot her.

by Anonymousreply 131November 28, 2022 3:14 AM
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by Anonymousreply 132November 28, 2022 3:18 AM

The irony is that OP Edwwin doesn't even have a job.

by Anonymousreply 133November 28, 2022 3:19 AM

I'm the elderLez frau, who lives at home with my domineering 87 year old mother. Every morning I grab my coffee mug with a white-knuckle grip and tell anyone around me what my mother said to me the night before which I found 'triggering' because she has never understood 'boundaries'. Monday mornings are the worst, since I feel the need to rattle off every minute of my weekend spent with Mommy Dearest. When people suggest I put Mommy Dearest in a home, or assisted living, I get more riled up and remind them I love my mother too much to do something like that. I then go to my cube and sulk, because my coworkers know no boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 134November 28, 2022 3:26 AM

We're all 'Ally'. We're the twelve Zoomers who work in the office, and it's hard to tell us apart since we have the same haircuts, same nose rings, same tattoos, same wardrobe. 3 of us go by 'She / Hers', 4 of us go by 'They / Them' and the last five don't believe in identifying by pronouns. We get 'super upset' when you can't remember our preferences, and skirt around the issue by just referring to us as 'Ally'. And by the way, some of us spell it 'Ally', some spell it 'Aly', some spell it 'Allie', some spell it 'ALee', some spell it 'Al'ee' and some of us just us the initial 'A'. And once again, we're super-sensitive about how we spell our names, and get 'super upset' when you spell our name wrong in an email. So upset, that we forward each erroneous spelling of our names to HR.

by Anonymousreply 135November 28, 2022 3:34 AM

R135 we’ve also never eaten pussy and get dick from our straight cis male boyfriends regularly. We run the company Pride group. Step aside, ancient white gays!

by Anonymousreply 136November 28, 2022 3:55 AM

Yes to R 54. The fraus you viciously attack who ARE allies to gay men ( ya know , mothers of gay sons are painfully aware of homophobia)

And those fraus are not only mercilessly mocked and attacked by you all, but by the same lame ass “straight men” at the office who mock you.

Stop fucking acting like your the only ones who suffer and are tormented for being gay. Ask a mother who has heard her son cry, mocked by his school friends when his idiot psychologist told him to just come out to them.

I overheard my son come out to an alleged friend . I wanted to slut my wrists . Decades later … the pain doesn’t go away .

So even though I know I will be viciously slammed and attacked by many here ( as I have in the past ) I have compassion for you all…. So if you want to hate on me and make me feel even worse , have fucking at it

by Anonymousreply 137November 28, 2022 4:01 AM

R137 Frauen Ali Ally,Allie,ALee et al

by Anonymousreply 138November 28, 2022 4:02 AM

R137 my god, lady. Go to a mommy pride group. This is one of the most ruthless sites on the internet.

“I wanted to *slut* my wrists.” Is this parody?

by Anonymousreply 139November 28, 2022 4:07 AM

r137

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by Anonymousreply 140November 28, 2022 4:08 AM

R137 maybe you’re supportive but for every one of you there are 100 cunts who are homophobic as fuck, who use Homophobia to keep straight men in line and inflame their bigotry, Who see us as accessories and 2nd class citizens.

by Anonymousreply 141November 28, 2022 4:09 AM
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by Anonymousreply 142November 28, 2022 4:12 AM
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by Anonymousreply 143November 28, 2022 4:13 AM

The fraus still refer to us as "my gays." Seriously, how condescending and clueless can they possibly be?

by Anonymousreply 144November 28, 2022 4:15 AM

This Frau mommy wants us to accept her because she has unhealthy boundaries with her son.

by Anonymousreply 145November 28, 2022 4:16 AM

R127 "It’s hilarious how we can rip every white man to fucking shreds, but point out one thing about a woman or POC and the Spam Mammies go nuts."

Poor racist, misogynist Frau Troll. Such a snowflake. So, so sensitive.

by Anonymousreply 146November 28, 2022 4:17 AM

Ed.winna has her panties in a bunch.

by Anonymousreply 147November 28, 2022 4:18 AM
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by Anonymousreply 148November 28, 2022 4:18 AM

I’m the constant parade of maternity leaves — which leave the colleagues who AREN’T disappearing for 3-6 months at a time to hole the line.

by Anonymousreply 149November 28, 2022 4:19 AM

^^^ hold

by Anonymousreply 150November 28, 2022 4:19 AM

Yes, Special Ed, we've all seen these old drag clips a fucking million times before.

by Anonymousreply 151November 28, 2022 4:19 AM

I'm the sad troll who's also a Junior. I resent mommy.

by Anonymousreply 152November 28, 2022 4:21 AM

We're Bring Your Kid to Work Day, when the cubefraus let their crotch droppings run amok, totally undisciplined. The fraus think it's cute when their brats spread their germs on every keyboard they touch and draw on the walls.

by Anonymousreply 153November 28, 2022 4:24 AM

Well look who's talking about spreading germs...

by Anonymousreply 154November 28, 2022 4:26 AM

When anyone asks me how I’m doing, it’s never good and also involves a long detailed story as to why.

by Anonymousreply 155November 28, 2022 4:30 AM

R146 (insert meme of two Spider-Mans pointing at each other)

by Anonymousreply 156November 28, 2022 4:35 AM

When I had my boy Eddie, I was so happy. But it quickly became obvious he wasn't like other boys. He wanted to be a girl. He liked the things girls like and was angry when we tried to make him a boy. He says he loves me but I know he hates me. He hates me.

by Anonymousreply 157November 28, 2022 4:35 AM

R154 oh… an AIDS joke. Cute. I guess we’ll stop being misogynistic now.

by Anonymousreply 158November 28, 2022 4:36 AM

You have AIDS? Oh, of course you do. You must be one of the biggest whores of old Holly North.

by Anonymousreply 159November 28, 2022 4:38 AM

I think it's funny that the guy who has a complete emotional breakdown every time he sees the phrase "Klan Granny," insisting that he doesn't have a racist bone in his body and therefore being teased by being called a "Klan Granny" is hurtful and mean, has created his own phrase, "Spam Mammy," to prove that he's not a racist.

by Anonymousreply 160November 28, 2022 4:59 AM

And what race is HE, exactly? Sad, sad troll. Pity the thing.

by Anonymousreply 161November 28, 2022 5:02 AM

And no aunt Jemimas in here. Don't be calling us mammies. This ain't 1943.

by Anonymousreply 162November 28, 2022 8:26 AM

Super sad trolling. Give it up. You just sound retarded.

by Anonymousreply 163November 28, 2022 8:27 AM

STOP IT CLAN GRANNIES! STOP IT RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!

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by Anonymousreply 164November 28, 2022 1:00 PM

I’m an exaggerated sigh followed by a trite remark about the pain of Mondays.

by Anonymousreply 165November 28, 2022 1:15 PM

I'm the "did you hear..." about some celeb. The only people who care are other fraus and gay men. Us straight acting guys pretend to be disinterested though we are listening intently and occasionally chime in with brilliant one liners.

by Anonymousreply 166November 28, 2022 1:44 PM

I'm the chorus of "She's gorgeous" after Caitlyn Jenner's reveal.

by Anonymousreply 167November 28, 2022 1:47 PM

I'm their absolute knowledge that Richard Simmons is the only "gay" male in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 168November 28, 2022 2:02 PM

I'm their absolute knowledge that Marilyn Monroe was a size 18, Same as them!

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by Anonymousreply 169November 28, 2022 2:13 PM

I'm the Diet Coke to wash down the fried mac n' cheese and red velvet cupcakes.

by Anonymousreply 170November 28, 2022 2:27 PM

I'm Rachel. I'm 41, 5' 5", q little over 350 pounds, and my arms, legs and neck are covered in tattoos. I'm grabbing a third jelly donut in the employee break room, and ask whomever is in there with me "Why the look ?" even though they're not looking at me. Before I leave the room with the donut in my hand, I warn them: 'Don't judge!'

by Anonymousreply 171November 28, 2022 2:41 PM

r171 is beautiful and inspirational.

by Anonymousreply 172November 28, 2022 2:57 PM

I've had a laugh at some of the posts here, even if some are a little mean.

I'm not surprised to see the defensive replies, though. Pretty sure no one's saying all women behave like this in the workplace, but anyone who's worked in an office will have seen at least some of the behaviour highlighted here.

Also, I'm pretty sure women make derogatory comments about *some* of their male colleagues. No one's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 173November 28, 2022 3:26 PM

I'm a Carrie (gorgeous, stylish, big hearted, bubbly, full of life, looking for love, love my gays) with a hint of Samantha (a little naughty from time to time).

by Anonymousreply 174November 28, 2022 3:35 PM

R173 WOMEN ARE PERFECT!!!!! YOU AIDS-INFESTED MISOGYNISTIC COCKSUCKER!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 175November 28, 2022 3:36 PM

R175 Heh, yes I noticed how quick they are to wheel out the homophobia. Because being homophobic is fine, but sexism is awful.

by Anonymousreply 176November 28, 2022 3:49 PM

R176 there is a lowest common denominator factor with gay men for Fraus. They only like you if you’re submissive, flamboyant, and femme. While they get to approach the world with their #girlboss attitude, believing women can be and do anything, we’re locked into hairstylist.

by Anonymousreply 177November 28, 2022 3:54 PM

I'm h.r.

by Anonymousreply 178November 28, 2022 4:26 PM

I don't know where you people work. Is this the front office for a factory in a fly-over state? I freelance and have contact with a few offices remotely. Their mishagoss is about zoomers wanting to have conversations about menstruation and feeling oppressed if they have to tote their tampons in a purse to the bathroom instead of brandishing them proudly.

I thought most offices didn't have cubicles any longer but had people working communally at tables. I would hate that.

Carry on..

by Anonymousreply 179November 28, 2022 5:17 PM

R179, no most places still have cubicles.

by Anonymousreply 180November 28, 2022 5:22 PM

I'm Y&R and B&B on back to back in the break room. Everyone knows not to disturb her when her stories are on.

by Anonymousreply 181November 28, 2022 6:43 PM

I'm Meegyn. I'm 43 and a single mother to 8 year old Samantha, and my specialty is to take advantage of playing the victim. That way I can get away with anything I want.

So for the next week, I'm going to take my time decorating the office for Christmas, including hanging up Samantha's decorations she made in school the past few years so everyone says how cute they are. By decorating the office and cubicles. I can get others to do my work for me - which is my other specialty. Once I finish with the decorating, I'm going to start a 'can goods' drive at the company which will take up the week of December 5 (lots of emails and phone calls to organize for the drive!) , and then I will organize a 'coat drive' for the week of December 12 (again, busy with emails and phone calls )- and again, pass off all my work onto my colleagues. This should take us up to the week of December 18, which I will take the week off due to 'exhaustion'.

And that's how I will get out of doing any end-of-the-year work, such as balancing books and setting up budgets for 2023, for the month of December.

by Anonymousreply 182November 28, 2022 6:50 PM

I'm the competing catalogs for chocolates, wrapping paper, and popcorn balls brought in by Teri, Sherry, and Gina with the Bad Breath. We don't stand a chance against Melissa's poster for Girl Scout cookies, but we're all here to squeeze a few nickels out of your wallets.

Each of those broads' kids is trying to reach their bullshit fundraising goal this year, and they're going to remember who bought what from which catalog, so watch your ass! If Colton doesn't "earn" enough to pay for baseball camp, and Brynnleigh doesn't sell enough to get to tuba camp, it's YOUR FAULT!!!

by Anonymousreply 183November 28, 2022 6:58 PM

R179 The word is "meshugas," you harridan.

And yes, most drones still work in cubicles with regrettably minimal fart buffering.

by Anonymousreply 184November 28, 2022 7:01 PM

LOL no r184

"Mishegoss" means "crazy made up crap" - think Trump's "Truths"

"Meshuggah" means "crazy" but a person who is crazy is a "Meshugunneh"

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by Anonymousreply 185November 28, 2022 7:13 PM

Don't forget, fraus are your allies in the workplace. Who else is going to be a shoulder to cry on about your grindr hookup gone wrong the other night or about your suspicions that your bf is cheating on you or about those mysterious "pimples" on your upper lip? Certainly not straight guys who want nothing to do with you.

by Anonymousreply 186November 28, 2022 7:14 PM

This thread is unfunny. Why do gay men hate women so much? The only conclusion I can make is that you're seethingly jealous of their lives.

by Anonymousreply 187November 28, 2022 7:21 PM

R176 both are wrong, if not sometimes accurate. But if you start with misogyny, homophobia should be expected, no? Tit for tat.

by Anonymousreply 188November 28, 2022 7:21 PM

R188 Not really. If a black guy was misogynist, not sure many would support a woman for calling him the N word in return.

by Anonymousreply 189November 28, 2022 7:31 PM

What's the female equivalent of the N word? Frau? Bitch? Cunt?

by Anonymousreply 190November 28, 2022 7:32 PM

That's completely illogical R189 to give one group a pass for bigotry.

by Anonymousreply 191November 28, 2022 7:33 PM

R191 I'm not giving anyone a pass for bigotry, I'm just saying that criticising someone for doing something wrong, only to then do the same thing, is a bit nonsensical.

by Anonymousreply 192November 28, 2022 7:38 PM

R192 ok maybe you're not. But to me nonsensical is a gay man insulting frauen (catchall phrase for women) and then getting pissy when anyone insults gay men. If you dish it, expect to take it.

by Anonymousreply 193November 28, 2022 7:42 PM

R7= passive aggressive queen

by Anonymousreply 194November 28, 2022 7:47 PM

I'm the seething hatred of the new "girl" that was hired to management because she graduated at the top of her class but unfortunately, is also young and attractive. From day one, rumours will be spread about how she slept with the male heads, she's a whore, a slut, anorexic, a druggie and how the frauen should have been promoted but fraus have integrity because they won't sell out to patriarchy and be a babylonian whore for capitalism.

by Anonymousreply 195November 28, 2022 8:23 PM

[R186] Not true at all. They're too self-absorbed to care about anyone else's problems. A gay man can start talking about a problem, and the next thing you know the frau looks at her smartphone 'for the time' and says, 'oooooh - hate to cut you off but I have to prepare for a meeting!' . They turn their heel and they're gone - leaving you with your opening sentence and coffee mug in your hand.

When they want to complain to you about how all their kid's father missing the 'parent-teacher' conference last night, they have all the time in the world.

by Anonymousreply 196November 28, 2022 8:25 PM

R195 this a thread about frauen, not gay men and their attitude towards hot young women.

by Anonymousreply 197November 28, 2022 8:48 PM

I agree that young gay guys are especially jealous of the new hot young girl. In my last place, the femme twink was sweating our really good looking straight UPS guy. He'd make sure to be at the reception desk every day at 4 when he arrived, to flirt with him. He might as well have been invisible to the UPS guy, who clearly wanted to fuck one of the young, blonde, pretty female admins. The gay guy was seethingly jealous of her because of that.

by Anonymousreply 198November 28, 2022 9:01 PM

Oh yes the older dumpy women and their seething hatred of the hot young women in the office. I've seen it in action many times.

by Anonymousreply 199November 28, 2022 9:39 PM

R193 In everyday situations I'd agree, but to get to this site and this thread, a person has already made several choices. If they don't realise the type of humour they'll face, that's on them for not pausing to do some research.

by Anonymousreply 200November 28, 2022 10:07 PM

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by Anonymousreply 201November 29, 2022 3:36 PM

This one fat cow frau gave me side-eye this morning because of my healthy breakfast. While she was inhaling a stack of pancakes smothered in syrup that would make a lumberjack blush, as well as bacon and hash browns, I ate an egg white omelet with spinach and an Ezekiel English muffin, along with a handful of fresh blueberries. These fraus simply cannot stand it when they see someone eating healthy and in good shape.

by Anonymousreply 202November 29, 2022 4:30 PM

Perhaps she was side eyeing you because you just have to let the world know you are eating healthy breakfast and thus superior to others.

I eat McDonald's breakfast about twice a week and am slim with a swimmers built. Jealous much?

by Anonymousreply 203November 29, 2022 4:39 PM

R202 where do you work that you have the time to eat complete breakfasts?

by Anonymousreply 204November 29, 2022 4:44 PM

^^I'm wondering the same thing. I have never in my life seen anyone one eat a complete, hot breakfast in an office.

by Anonymousreply 205November 29, 2022 5:33 PM

R205, I definetly have.

That Queen probably brought his fancy breakfast to Mcdonalds where his frau coworker was chowing down on the shit they are gna serve at the Golden arches.

by Anonymousreply 206November 29, 2022 5:46 PM

R20 is one of the most deadly reads I have ever read on this site. It's still freshly funny.

by Anonymousreply 207November 29, 2022 5:49 PM

[quote]because I am subconsciously rabidly jealous that they get to live their lives authentically as women and have access to the straight dick I crave.

Gay men have no interest in being women.

The straight dick fraus get is not any kind of dick a gay dude would want.

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by Anonymousreply 208November 29, 2022 5:55 PM

R208 married straight dick is the hottest

by Anonymousreply 209November 29, 2022 5:58 PM

R209, lol you see. I love it when a whore shits on the argument of a resentful queen.

by Anonymousreply 210November 29, 2022 6:00 PM

[quote] married straight dick is the hottest

Not the kind of dick fraus get. A fat tubby schlubby idiot? No thanks.

And r210 honey, my whoring ways would've probably put yours to shame. The straight dick *I* got was always hot. White collar, fit professional types.

I'm partnered now and not a whore anymore, but I fucked plenty hot guys on two continents.

by Anonymousreply 211November 29, 2022 6:04 PM

I’m Ruthie in purchasing who has cunt odor all the time. She she ever wash down there????

by Anonymousreply 212November 29, 2022 6:06 PM

You don't have a job, Special Ed, why are you wallowing indoor own shit again?

by Anonymousreply 213November 29, 2022 6:58 PM

R211 once a whore always a whore.

by Anonymousreply 214November 29, 2022 7:35 PM

Let's be Ed.win on The DataLounge. I'm the hypocrisy/self-loathing I can't see because I'm a fuckhead who never amounted to shit.

by Anonymousreply 215November 29, 2022 7:39 PM

I don't know if is on here but he is annoying as well as the cunt always talkin bout him.

by Anonymousreply 216November 29, 2022 7:41 PM

I'm the "But I'm just a girl" default whenever something requires manual labor.

by Anonymousreply 217November 29, 2022 9:38 PM

I'm the delusion that every fag wants to be me and every dyke wants to sleep with me.

by Anonymousreply 218November 29, 2022 10:14 PM

R218 and every fag wants to sleep with my burping, balding, obese, illiterate, unshowered husband who has dingleberries on his ass and a 4-inch dick.

by Anonymousreply 219November 30, 2022 3:08 AM
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by Anonymousreply 220November 30, 2022 4:29 AM

I'm her DH who trolls the Home Depot men's room for cock on Saturday mornings. He is there ostensibly to browse the power tools, but not the type she is thinking.

by Anonymousreply 221November 30, 2022 2:34 PM

DL seems to have this fantasy where most women are married to downlow or closeted men.

by Anonymousreply 222November 30, 2022 3:48 PM

I’m her frozen entree heating up in the microwave and filling the office with that putrid radioactive tomato sauce smell.

by Anonymousreply 223November 30, 2022 4:03 PM

Begone, clueless frau at r222.

by Anonymousreply 224November 30, 2022 6:21 PM

I'm Becca, the 5'2", 300 pounds of human cabbage patch doll. Everyone says I look just like one, with my stringy no-style hair, small eyes, button nose, wire specs and tiny mouth between two fat cheeks. I'm 47 years old, and asexual: which means I'm offended by everyone and offensive to everyone. I live at home with my older spinster sister and elderly mother. Our house is filled with cats which are named after spices in the spice cabinet (Coriander, Cinnamon, Paprika, Salty, Pepper).

I start the day by sorting out the mail for the office which I stretch out to a nearly two hour job while I sip my latte and eat a corn muffin. I then waddle around the office going by each cubicle to say 'good morning' and chat, with an armload of very old file-folders in my arm for a prop - as though I'm very busy. I finally make it to my cubicle in time for lunch. When I finally come back from lunch, I waddle around for another hour or so with more faux folders in my arm, before I tell everyone I have a migraine (which they believe). At least once a week, my boss allows me to go home early because of my 'faux' migraine.

by Anonymousreply 225November 30, 2022 6:34 PM

R225 so accurate

by Anonymousreply 226November 30, 2022 9:32 PM

I'm Ed.win. I don't have a job or a life, I'm just waiting to die of, you know, and in the meantime, I lash out at what I really am, a frau with an infected little nub.

by Anonymousreply 227November 30, 2022 10:53 PM

R227 So accurate.

by Anonymousreply 228November 30, 2022 10:57 PM

R227 You sound like the one who's lashing out. Maybe get a sense of humor or, if that's impossible, steer clear of the thread rather than bitching about it not being to your taste.

by Anonymousreply 229December 3, 2022 12:31 PM

I'm her DH/BF/SO. That parking lot in the complex in the industrial part of the next town over that turns into a cruising area after dark is my only escape from her shrill voice, passive aggressive behavior, and constant nagging. There I can meet men who understand me and give into my secret desires. She'll never be the wiser, since she labors under the delusion that she is "the perfect catch" whom no man can resist.

by Anonymousreply 230December 3, 2022 12:45 PM

I’m the mean passive aggressive mean bitch who just wants to make everyone’s life miserable because I’m a miserable person. I hate my cheating husband, I hate my children, I hate my relatives, I hate my neighbors, I hate my coworkers, I hate my boss. I’m getting older, fatter, uglier, and smellier. I hate my life and I want everyone to suffer. How dare those minorities dark skinned people are more successful, more beautiful, more welll to do, and more educated than me? How dare they are leading a happier life than me. They are dark skinned after all. The world should revolve me.

by Anonymousreply 231December 3, 2022 1:58 PM

R231 oh my. Do you live below the mason dixon line in the deep south?

by Anonymousreply 232December 3, 2022 5:50 PM

[quote]I'm synchronized menzies

I loved her in [italic]The Sound of Music[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 233December 27, 2022 7:46 PM

[quote] I'm the laughter coming from the young vixens by the water cooler about the cube frau's dated hairstyle and clothing.

R23 so like a side part and a floral dress with leggings?

by Anonymousreply 234April 2, 2023 8:29 PM

R95 has mocked and harassed female posters on DL before though? Weird that he's whiteknighting for Fraus in this thread, Make it make sense and stick to a gimmick, at least.

by Anonymousreply 235April 2, 2023 8:30 PM

I'm charged with sexual harassment because dykes and men have more privilege than me. They stared at me for five seconds that real harassment not a casual joke how they could eat all night at my body buffet

by Anonymousreply 236April 2, 2023 8:42 PM

I'm the lack of promotion: sexism

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by Anonymousreply 237April 2, 2023 8:43 PM

This thread is funny. Probably because a lot of it is true.

by Anonymousreply 238April 2, 2023 9:04 PM

I'm the fast food breakfast brought in with a mega jumbo diet soda by an overweight cube frau. Throughout the day I will consume 3 or 4 more diet sodas.

(true story) this particular person ended up developing severe health issues due to her consumption of diet sodas.

by Anonymousreply 239April 2, 2023 9:08 PM

I'm the bitch who attends her "hybrid workplace" Zoom meetings with a cat flashing its asshole filling her screen.

by Anonymousreply 240April 2, 2023 10:57 PM

I’m Ginny in billing, farting in my cubicle all day because I have a shitty diet.

by Anonymousreply 241April 3, 2023 10:07 AM

Poor Ginny, she's been used for so many 'examples' in this topic!

by Anonymousreply 242April 3, 2023 11:00 AM

I am the insecure cunt who thinks her male coworkers are secretly judging her work ability when they just don't care.

by Anonymousreply 243April 3, 2023 11:50 AM

R243 the male employees are busy doing the bare minimum and offloading work onto others (probably female coworkers they don’t want to fuck) so they can spend more time hooking up with hot interns or browsing p0rn in their office.

by Anonymousreply 244April 3, 2023 12:26 PM

I'm all the work she pushes off on her gay male coworkers so she can leave early to pick up one of the sick kiddos from school. This is a mear-daily occurrence for her.

by Anonymousreply 245April 3, 2023 12:46 PM

I'm the dreaded Simul-Red-Tide events when the herd achieves synchronous menstruations and the office has to be hosed down and exorcized after four days of horror and calumny each month.

The company will go under in four months if the pattern doesn't change because of the loss of revenue and clients. increased costs and lawsuits from the male employees injured in the constant melees and slipping on the clots scattered across the office floor. It usually takes two pregnancies or a very vocal claim of menopause.

No one dares to ask why Manny, the janitor, ended up on long-term disability after attempting to clean the ladies restroom on the customer service floor.

by Anonymousreply 246April 3, 2023 1:35 PM

If men were menstruators, no one would have to work on period days by law. That tells you everything you need to know.

by Anonymousreply 247April 3, 2023 1:39 PM

I'm the sensible short haircut. It's so easy, I can just wash and go!

by Anonymousreply 248April 3, 2023 1:40 PM

I'm the new marketing team. We're the fresh, young talent that replaced all the 'dinosaurs' who were considered overpaid and out of touch. We've got multiple degrees in communications, worked in fashionable startups and consider ourselves budding entrepreneurs on the up and up.

We've put our heads together and next Friday is dress in a colorful shirt day!

by Anonymousreply 249April 5, 2023 10:57 AM

I'm the complaining about the "migraine".

by Anonymousreply 250April 5, 2023 1:58 PM

I’m the thin, rough-around-the-edges, overly made-up office whore. The fat busybodies in the office hate me because they’re just jealous. Fuck them.

You saw me clock you from across the office when you came in on your first day, didn’t you? We’ve locked eyes a few times since.

Within hours of your arrival I’ve cornered you in the break or copy room so I can grill you for as much information as possible. Girlfriend? Kids? Ex-wife? Boyfriend?

Once I realize you’re gay I never speak to you or look at you again unless it’s work related. But you can always find me outside the front entrance enjoying a cigarette.

by Anonymousreply 251April 5, 2023 2:13 PM

I'm every insipid remark about how women are superior or men would do this/that if they had the biological functions of a woman but according to my coworkers my only function is being a cubical dutch oven

by Anonymousreply 252April 5, 2023 3:03 PM

r251

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by Anonymousreply 253April 5, 2023 3:05 PM

The road to office hell is paved with the peanut shells tossed onto the floor for the allergy-mavens to endure.

Or not.

by Anonymousreply 254April 5, 2023 3:30 PM

R251

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by Anonymousreply 255April 5, 2023 3:30 PM

I'm the pussy-blocking she does when the scorchingly hot UPS driver arrives at 4pm, not allowing the gay men in the office the opportunity to outrageously flirt with him.

by Anonymousreply 256April 5, 2023 5:40 PM

I’d rather kill myself than living with the birch in R231

by Anonymousreply 257April 6, 2023 1:05 PM

I'm my Mom, a rare heroic good loveable elderFrau, sticking up for the homely hardworking intern girl in her office who keeps getting passed over for promotion and overloaded with work that her prettier skinnier coworker peer isn't bothering to do.

by Anonymousreply 258April 6, 2023 1:18 PM

I'm the ambrosia salad at the monthly pot luck.

by Anonymousreply 259April 6, 2023 1:39 PM

R4 for the win!

Oh, hells bells, R Everyone for the win! Morning off from the cube for this frau, and I'm loving this thread while cradling my mug.

by Anonymousreply 260April 6, 2023 1:58 PM

I’m the new, well-dressed frau at the biz with an anything-goes dress code. Suddenly, coworker fraus start “trying” and blow one paycheck on better quality garb before reverting.

by Anonymousreply 261April 6, 2023 2:52 PM

R260 Trying too hard.

by Anonymousreply 262April 6, 2023 5:43 PM

I'm the parade of kids marched through every floor of the office during a frau's vacation time when she comes in "to show the baby" to everyone.

by Anonymousreply 263April 7, 2023 1:50 AM

R262, I'm a frau. What do you expect? Knock it off or I'll show you my scrapbook.

by Anonymousreply 264April 7, 2023 3:02 AM

I’m the baked beans in the crockpot. Ready for the monthly potluck. My co workers will be farting all afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 265April 7, 2023 4:38 AM

I'm her husband. I've got a nickname that betrays the fact that I'm a man-child. Jimmy, Tommy, Billy etc. While she's at work talking shit about her female coworkers and discussing the Hosewives, I can be found cruising the local men's rooms and parks for dick. She is not even remotely self-aware enough to realize that the family she puts out for public consumption is all a lie.

by Anonymousreply 266April 7, 2023 11:00 AM

Off topic, but a reminder that the stereotypes have a basis in fact.

I once had two low Frauen over for lunch at my house as a thank you for their being helpful while I was starting my job. One tried to steal a silver salad fork by putting it on the floor by her purse, but I noticed when clearing the table and found it. She just sat there.

Then when returning to the office they told their coworkers that they were nervous because they didn't want to catch AIDS from eating at my house. (They ate like horses.)

Most people are just dull and stupid, men and women alike. But there is a certain type that simply is hateful and hurtful and low, and they play the old sneak-and/or-bully games to undermine workplaces. The environments are perfect for passive-aggressive gaming and one ends up with places that feel like low-security prisons with indifferent wardens.

I did quickly get three promotions and ended up managing their managers. The two (and others) were shaken out like dirt from a rug.

by Anonymousreply 267April 7, 2023 12:18 PM

I'm R5 and all the other W&W cunts agreeing about "passive-aggressive" (sic) office notes, and we all are the reason why people get frustrated at slovenly, selfish, lazy, dishonest office behavior.

I also do not know what passive-aggressive means, despite my and my cohort embodying it. So I get an oh, dear for that.

But with any luck, the last claws of COVID have dragged me to hell and taken the W&W cunts with it.

by Anonymousreply 268August 6, 2023 6:48 PM

I’m the frau who lost 75 pounds. I’m shunned.

by Anonymousreply 269August 6, 2023 8:55 PM
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