Let's be the bionic shows!

I'm this crazy, indescribable sound. That's all I got. Well, except to say it would be interesting to hear the bionics really going at it.

I forgot about Lindsay Wagner.

R2 sacrilege!

I'm the song that Dusty Springfield did for Six Million Dollar Man.

I’m Lee Majors’s dulcet tones.

(You’re doing God’s work, OP. Bless you.)

^ Oh my God.

i'm lee majors sexy tanned hairy chest BLATANTLY shown off as the seasons went by.... workout jacket unzipped? check! shirtless? check! dress shirts at work unbuttoned 3 to 4 buttons? check!.....

one of my favorite episodes was in season 5 "rollback" where steve austin dressed as one of the most homoerotic "robin hood" costumes of all time as he was infiltrated/involved in a gang of halloween characters trying to get into the O.S.I. building....

black mask over his eyes, brown leather vest open to show his hairy chest, a robin hood cap on his head and with a HUGE bird feather sticking out (talk about flamboyant!) of the cap and him wearing light green tights!... in one scene, his character climbs into a hole in a wall and you can see lee majors is wearing ONLY a jockstrap under those tights! the straps of his jockstrap are seen and they LITERALLY shape each butt cheek upclose!... incredibly homoerotic!..

I’m a stone-faced Sada Thompson ready to collect my just desserts on Emmy night 1977.

Steve's shorts

The crossover episodes where one of them has to come help the other are the best - the fembot ones for Jamie and the Big Foot ones for Steve.

I'm the Lesbionic Woman

I'm Jeff Yagher - a hot for a short time actor in the '80s. I play Sandra Bullock's love interest in 1989's Bionic Showdown.

Trying for a better Jeff Yagher pic - fingers crossed.

I'm Lisa Galloway, sugah.

Veering off the point of this thread for a minute - I wonder what Lindsay was/is like in real life - married 4 times, all very brief.

It always cracked me up that whenever she used her bionic ear she had to gently push the hair away from it.

R16 now that's acting!

She was told to do that by the showrunners. She hated doing it and actually tried to stop, but the bosses edited in previous clips of her moving her hair anyway. She’s talked about this in interviews.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-DOOT-doot-doot-DO!!

[quote]Veering off the point of this thread for a minute - I wonder what Lindsay was/is like in real life - married 4 times, all very brief.

As much as I like her, this suggests that she may have some impulse control, co-dependence, and narcissism problems. It suggests she "falls in love" at the drop of a hat, but then self-centered attitudes and behaviors once the honeymoon period ends results in the marriage falling apart.

OR, it suggests she has very bad taste in men and dates losers who she eventually dumps.

Most of her husbands were industry people, which suggest they may have been strategic marriages.

R20, I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.

I'm the oh-so-grateful DL'er who gets to post this fabulous shit every time someone starts a Bionic thread!

I’m guest star Monte Markham, kicking ass as the Seven Million Dollar Man!

It’s wild, Steve! It’s wild!

I heard The Seven Million Dollar Man singing in the shower. He's the only man I ever knew who knows all the words to "Send In the Clowns".

I’m Oscar Goldman

OMG!

R5’s post is super embarrassing!

LMAO!

I’m Ojai

I’m the action figures of Steve and Jamie being made to bump non-existent uglies by some mouth-breathing, reclusive child ensconced in her beanbag throne.

And I’m the graham cracker crumbs on above little mouth-breathing recluse’s unicorn t-shirt.

R29 So incredibly specific...

Lee Majors with the mustache js highly preferable to LM clean shaven.

I'm the merch! Behold...

I'm robot Bigfoot

R29 r30 r31 same loser

I'm the Universal Studios tour in CA that used to drive you through Bigfoot's tunnel.

Lindsay’s sons.

The man on the left is not Lindsay’s son. He’s her stepson. His dad is Lindsay’s former husband stuntman Henry Kingi. Lindsay’s sons are Dorian and Alex Kingi, pictured here.

R37 just got six million dollar served!

I was a good, loyal secretary to Oscar Goldman and was copied as a fembot! As a Fembot, I tried to kill my BFF Jamie Summers!

^Isn't that Rudy Welle's secretary?

Oscar Goldman was a hot daddy.

I'm Helen Hunt

I’m feelings. Wo-oh-oh-feelings.

Jamie entered a beauty pagent...and won.

She was a professional tennis player who dated a famous astronaut. Seems like EVERYONE would know who she is. I mean, it would have been like Chris Evert dating Neil Armstrong in the 1970s, then Chris deciding to enter Miss America.

I'm chloroform, and I was EVERYWHERE on 70s TV.

We are Jim and Helen. We hope our son Steve will marry our daughter Jaime! 💕

I'm Steve's mustache.

I am the final dose of Neotraxin 3, which Stefanie Powers gives to Steve so that his big bionic cock can live.

R45 and yet become a secret spy! laugh...

in the later seasons, the powers that be really REALLY pushed the sexiness of lee majors... the mustache, the hair highlights, the open shirt even more so and so on....

He was married to the Thalberg's daughter, r42.

How did a drug that looked liked chewing gum give an emotionally unstable secret agent bionic level powers?

^ If you're referring to Lisa Galloway, She was never an OSI agent. But a two bit tramp, who had major plastic surgery, and was trained to impersonate Jamie Sommers!

She was trained as an agent, though.

J'adore all of these...even as an adult watching "in syndication". Fembots episodes were my all-time faves, followed by The Probe, and Bigfoot. Cheers, OP.

I'm inflation and responsible for making Steve Austin more worthless every year. I had a good run in the 70s and I'm Baaaaaaaack!

We need more Fembots!

Callahan was Rudy's secretary? Really? I've been mistaken all these years?

From the WEHT (or DL's WHET) category, I'm Dr. Michael Marchetti (actor Richard Lenz). I help bring Jaime back to life after she dies on the operating table because her body has been rejecting the bionics.

And yes, I starred in the film "Cactus Flower" (I was also in the B'way production!).

I'm the Love Boat worthy cast of guest stars in The Bionic Boy episode, featuring Vincent and Dick Van Patten, Frank Gifford, Greg Evigan and Joan Van Ark.

Wow, I watched both shows religiously, I was about 12yo, and thought Lee Majors was the sexiest man on tv, just looking at him up and down with that hairy chest and tight pants made me very happy. But I was Crushing on Lindsay Wagner at the same time, I even had a few of her posters. Memories of a carefree childhood in the 1970s... :-)

I’m Lewis Carroll’s poem, The Walrus and the Carpenter that Jamie knows because she’s a teacher and when she goes to an island that has a An Then There Were None plot and the poem is used as a clue so she’s able to decode it and track the killer.

I’m the ridiculous wig that Lindsay wears in the episode where she suspects a hair salon of illegally obtaining top secret info from the OSI. Callahan is the suspected leak but turns out she is being used by the owner of the salon who is too attractive to really be interested in her. But he might be interested in Jamie who is taller and oh so prettier, that bitch!

Ooops sorry, Linda Wilson is Rudy's secretary! She was the first woman replaced!

Where is this shit streaming?

R64 Lat time I tried to watch the Bionic Woman I had to do it through the ABC app with lots of commercials, and not even period ones. If they have to do commercials I wish they would be from the time period.

Does the ABC app stream the entire series or just the ABC seasons?

We’re the dream crossover that would have blown all your gayling minds in the 70s. But super friends for life anyway!

I'm the Bionic Man and I swear I did not give the ass cancer to FF.

I'm the Death Probe!

They made the Death Probe look like Darth Vader’s head!

It was always so funny how the fembot's true faces looked like repurposed Radio Shack crystal radio kits when their human faces came off.

I’m Oscar Goldman’s bionic tan.

One of Lee’s sons.

I'm Jamie Sommers classroom. She put the student chairs in a circle because she is a cool teacher.

I’m DL sexy fave John Saxon, delightfully hamming it up as the supreme gay baddie of the week!

R74, I find it interesting that they're labeling that model as being the "1974 classroom" from The Bionic Woman when the show didn't premiere until 1976.

I’m the hot doctor played by young Bryan Cranston who operates on Steve’s son after his tragic accident.

Similar to to r46 Chlorophyl, Im Quicksand! I was a very real threat to a lot of actors in the 70's.