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Let's be the bionic shows!

I'm a Fembot

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by Anonymousreply 78November 23, 2022 3:01 AM

I'm this crazy, indescribable sound. That's all I got. Well, except to say it would be interesting to hear the bionics really going at it.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 18, 2022 11:44 PM

I forgot about Lindsay Wagner.

by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2022 11:54 PM

R2 sacrilege!

by Anonymousreply 3November 18, 2022 11:55 PM

I'm the song that Dusty Springfield did for Six Million Dollar Man.

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by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2022 12:27 AM

I’m Lee Majors’s dulcet tones.

(You’re doing God’s work, OP. Bless you.)

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by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2022 12:32 AM

^ Oh my God.

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2022 12:34 AM

i'm lee majors sexy tanned hairy chest BLATANTLY shown off as the seasons went by.... workout jacket unzipped? check! shirtless? check! dress shirts at work unbuttoned 3 to 4 buttons? check!.....

one of my favorite episodes was in season 5 "rollback" where steve austin dressed as one of the most homoerotic "robin hood" costumes of all time as he was infiltrated/involved in a gang of halloween characters trying to get into the O.S.I. building....

black mask over his eyes, brown leather vest open to show his hairy chest, a robin hood cap on his head and with a HUGE bird feather sticking out (talk about flamboyant!) of the cap and him wearing light green tights!... in one scene, his character climbs into a hole in a wall and you can see lee majors is wearing ONLY a jockstrap under those tights! the straps of his jockstrap are seen and they LITERALLY shape each butt cheek upclose!... incredibly homoerotic!..

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2022 12:43 AM

I’m a stone-faced Sada Thompson ready to collect my just desserts on Emmy night 1977.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2022 12:52 AM

Steve's shorts

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by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2022 12:52 AM

The crossover episodes where one of them has to come help the other are the best - the fembot ones for Jamie and the Big Foot ones for Steve.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2022 12:57 AM

I'm the Lesbionic Woman

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by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2022 1:06 AM

I'm Jeff Yagher - a hot for a short time actor in the '80s. I play Sandra Bullock's love interest in 1989's Bionic Showdown.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2022 1:15 AM

Trying for a better Jeff Yagher pic - fingers crossed.

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by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2022 1:18 AM

I'm Lisa Galloway, sugah.

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by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2022 1:26 AM

Veering off the point of this thread for a minute - I wonder what Lindsay was/is like in real life - married 4 times, all very brief.

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by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2022 1:32 AM

It always cracked me up that whenever she used her bionic ear she had to gently push the hair away from it.

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2022 3:02 AM

R16 now that's acting!

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2022 3:14 AM

She was told to do that by the showrunners. She hated doing it and actually tried to stop, but the bosses edited in previous clips of her moving her hair anyway. She’s talked about this in interviews.

by Anonymousreply 18November 19, 2022 3:18 AM


by Anonymousreply 19November 19, 2022 3:32 AM

[quote]Veering off the point of this thread for a minute - I wonder what Lindsay was/is like in real life - married 4 times, all very brief.

As much as I like her, this suggests that she may have some impulse control, co-dependence, and narcissism problems. It suggests she "falls in love" at the drop of a hat, but then self-centered attitudes and behaviors once the honeymoon period ends results in the marriage falling apart.

OR, it suggests she has very bad taste in men and dates losers who she eventually dumps.

by Anonymousreply 20November 19, 2022 2:38 PM

Most of her husbands were industry people, which suggest they may have been strategic marriages.

by Anonymousreply 21November 19, 2022 2:41 PM

R20, I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.

by Anonymousreply 22November 19, 2022 2:47 PM

I'm the oh-so-grateful DL'er who gets to post this fabulous shit every time someone starts a Bionic thread!

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by Anonymousreply 23November 19, 2022 3:20 PM

I’m guest star Monte Markham, kicking ass as the Seven Million Dollar Man!

It’s wild, Steve! It’s wild!

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by Anonymousreply 24November 19, 2022 3:34 PM

I heard The Seven Million Dollar Man singing in the shower. He's the only man I ever knew who knows all the words to "Send In the Clowns".

by Anonymousreply 25November 19, 2022 4:04 PM

I’m Oscar Goldman

by Anonymousreply 26November 19, 2022 4:05 PM


R5’s post is super embarrassing!


by Anonymousreply 27November 19, 2022 4:11 PM

I’m Ojai

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by Anonymousreply 28November 19, 2022 4:26 PM

I’m the action figures of Steve and Jamie being made to bump non-existent uglies by some mouth-breathing, reclusive child ensconced in her beanbag throne.

by Anonymousreply 29November 19, 2022 4:33 PM

And I’m the graham cracker crumbs on above little mouth-breathing recluse’s unicorn t-shirt.

by Anonymousreply 30November 19, 2022 4:33 PM

R29 So incredibly specific...

by Anonymousreply 31November 19, 2022 4:36 PM

Lee Majors with the mustache js highly preferable to LM clean shaven.

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by Anonymousreply 32November 19, 2022 5:00 PM

I'm the merch! Behold...

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by Anonymousreply 33November 19, 2022 5:07 PM

I'm robot Bigfoot

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by Anonymousreply 34November 19, 2022 5:21 PM

R29 r30 r31 same loser

by Anonymousreply 35November 19, 2022 5:33 PM

I'm the Universal Studios tour in CA that used to drive you through Bigfoot's tunnel.

by Anonymousreply 36November 19, 2022 5:35 PM

Lindsay’s sons.

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by Anonymousreply 37November 19, 2022 6:02 PM

The man on the left is not Lindsay’s son. He’s her stepson. His dad is Lindsay’s former husband stuntman Henry Kingi. Lindsay’s sons are Dorian and Alex Kingi, pictured here.

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by Anonymousreply 38November 19, 2022 7:16 PM

R37 just got six million dollar served!

by Anonymousreply 39November 19, 2022 7:20 PM

I was a good, loyal secretary to Oscar Goldman and was copied as a fembot! As a Fembot, I tried to kill my BFF Jamie Summers!

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by Anonymousreply 40November 19, 2022 9:51 PM

^Isn't that Rudy Welle's secretary?

by Anonymousreply 41November 19, 2022 10:26 PM

Oscar Goldman was a hot daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 42November 19, 2022 11:33 PM

I'm Helen Hunt

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by Anonymousreply 43November 20, 2022 2:19 AM

I’m feelings. Wo-oh-oh-feelings.

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by Anonymousreply 44November 20, 2022 2:29 AM

Jamie entered a beauty pagent...and won.

She was a professional tennis player who dated a famous astronaut. Seems like EVERYONE would know who she is. I mean, it would have been like Chris Evert dating Neil Armstrong in the 1970s, then Chris deciding to enter Miss America.

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by Anonymousreply 45November 20, 2022 2:30 AM

I'm chloroform, and I was EVERYWHERE on 70s TV.

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by Anonymousreply 46November 20, 2022 2:33 AM

We are Jim and Helen. We hope our son Steve will marry our daughter Jaime! 💕

by Anonymousreply 47November 20, 2022 2:39 AM

I'm Steve's mustache.

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by Anonymousreply 48November 20, 2022 2:54 AM

I am the final dose of Neotraxin 3, which Stefanie Powers gives to Steve so that his big bionic cock can live.

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by Anonymousreply 49November 20, 2022 2:58 AM

R45 and yet become a secret spy! laugh...

in the later seasons, the powers that be really REALLY pushed the sexiness of lee majors... the mustache, the hair highlights, the open shirt even more so and so on....

by Anonymousreply 50November 20, 2022 3:13 AM

He was married to the Thalberg's daughter, r42.

by Anonymousreply 51November 20, 2022 3:18 AM

How did a drug that looked liked chewing gum give an emotionally unstable secret agent bionic level powers?

by Anonymousreply 52November 20, 2022 4:36 AM

^ If you're referring to Lisa Galloway, She was never an OSI agent. But a two bit tramp, who had major plastic surgery, and was trained to impersonate Jamie Sommers!

by Anonymousreply 53November 20, 2022 4:46 AM

She was trained as an agent, though.

by Anonymousreply 54November 20, 2022 4:49 AM

J'adore all of these...even as an adult watching "in syndication". Fembots episodes were my all-time faves, followed by The Probe, and Bigfoot. Cheers, OP.

by Anonymousreply 55November 20, 2022 6:22 AM

I'm inflation and responsible for making Steve Austin more worthless every year. I had a good run in the 70s and I'm Baaaaaaaack!

by Anonymousreply 56November 20, 2022 6:52 AM

We need more Fembots!

by Anonymousreply 57November 20, 2022 10:21 AM

Callahan was Rudy's secretary? Really? I've been mistaken all these years?

From the WEHT (or DL's WHET) category, I'm Dr. Michael Marchetti (actor Richard Lenz). I help bring Jaime back to life after she dies on the operating table because her body has been rejecting the bionics.

And yes, I starred in the film "Cactus Flower" (I was also in the B'way production!).

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by Anonymousreply 58November 20, 2022 11:02 AM

I'm the Love Boat worthy cast of guest stars in The Bionic Boy episode, featuring Vincent and Dick Van Patten, Frank Gifford, Greg Evigan and Joan Van Ark.

by Anonymousreply 59November 20, 2022 11:11 AM

Wow, I watched both shows religiously, I was about 12yo, and thought Lee Majors was the sexiest man on tv, just looking at him up and down with that hairy chest and tight pants made me very happy. But I was Crushing on Lindsay Wagner at the same time, I even had a few of her posters. Memories of a carefree childhood in the 1970s... :-)

by Anonymousreply 60November 20, 2022 11:34 AM

I’m Lewis Carroll’s poem, The Walrus and the Carpenter that Jamie knows because she’s a teacher and when she goes to an island that has a An Then There Were None plot and the poem is used as a clue so she’s able to decode it and track the killer.

by Anonymousreply 61November 20, 2022 12:51 PM

I’m the ridiculous wig that Lindsay wears in the episode where she suspects a hair salon of illegally obtaining top secret info from the OSI. Callahan is the suspected leak but turns out she is being used by the owner of the salon who is too attractive to really be interested in her. But he might be interested in Jamie who is taller and oh so prettier, that bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 62November 20, 2022 3:22 PM

Ooops sorry, Linda Wilson is Rudy's secretary! She was the first woman replaced!

by Anonymousreply 63November 20, 2022 3:32 PM

Where is this shit streaming?

by Anonymousreply 64November 20, 2022 3:51 PM

R64 Lat time I tried to watch the Bionic Woman I had to do it through the ABC app with lots of commercials, and not even period ones. If they have to do commercials I wish they would be from the time period.

by Anonymousreply 65November 20, 2022 3:57 PM

Does the ABC app stream the entire series or just the ABC seasons?

by Anonymousreply 66November 20, 2022 4:30 PM

We’re the dream crossover that would have blown all your gayling minds in the 70s. But super friends for life anyway!

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by Anonymousreply 67November 20, 2022 4:57 PM

I'm the Bionic Man and I swear I did not give the ass cancer to FF.

by Anonymousreply 68November 20, 2022 7:28 PM

I'm the Death Probe!

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by Anonymousreply 69November 20, 2022 11:30 PM

They made the Death Probe look like Darth Vader’s head!

by Anonymousreply 70November 20, 2022 11:55 PM

It was always so funny how the fembot's true faces looked like repurposed Radio Shack crystal radio kits when their human faces came off.

by Anonymousreply 71November 21, 2022 12:15 AM

I’m Oscar Goldman’s bionic tan.

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by Anonymousreply 72November 21, 2022 1:04 AM

One of Lee’s sons.

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by Anonymousreply 73November 21, 2022 1:57 AM

I'm Jamie Sommers classroom. She put the student chairs in a circle because she is a cool teacher.

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by Anonymousreply 74November 21, 2022 2:29 AM

I’m DL sexy fave John Saxon, delightfully hamming it up as the supreme gay baddie of the week!

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by Anonymousreply 75November 21, 2022 4:14 PM

R74, I find it interesting that they're labeling that model as being the "1974 classroom" from The Bionic Woman when the show didn't premiere until 1976.

by Anonymousreply 76November 22, 2022 3:36 AM

I’m the hot doctor played by young Bryan Cranston who operates on Steve’s son after his tragic accident.

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by Anonymousreply 77November 23, 2022 1:53 AM

Similar to to r46 Chlorophyl, Im Quicksand! I was a very real threat to a lot of actors in the 70's.

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