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WHO IS THE FIRST MALE PUBLIC FIGURE WHO STIRRED YOUR LOINS AS A CHILD?

No, I don't care about the lesbians. Start your own thread.

I think my first ever crush as a little boy was Scott Schwartz. I was like 6 or 7 when The Toy came out and I ached for him. It's funny looking back on that because I am pretty sure he is a fat ass now. But I would still do him, just to cross it off my bucket list.

I would!

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by Anonymousreply 598December 15, 2022 4:10 PM

Lee Majors aka Steve Austin - chest hair.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 18, 2022 8:18 PM

The actor, Kent McCord, from Adam 12

by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2022 8:22 PM

and Gil Gerard, aka Buck Rogers - chest hair + treasure trail (I didn't even know that was a description, but my eyes always drifted down to his pants)

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by Anonymousreply 3November 18, 2022 8:25 PM

John Heard in Cat People. He was not a bad-looking guy in general but he was so hot in this movie.

I would have turned into a cat if he fucked me.

by Anonymousreply 4November 18, 2022 8:25 PM

George Jetson

by Anonymousreply 5November 18, 2022 8:28 PM

Christopher Plummer in SoM.

by Anonymousreply 6November 18, 2022 8:30 PM

The cool, Hispanic one from Sandlot.

by Anonymousreply 7November 18, 2022 8:32 PM

Tim Considine (Swamp Fox, Hardy Boys, Spin and Marty).

by Anonymousreply 8November 18, 2022 8:36 PM

The guy from Jasons Lyric.

by Anonymousreply 9November 18, 2022 8:40 PM

Burt Ward, who played Robin on television. I'm old.

by Anonymousreply 10November 18, 2022 8:46 PM

Back in the insular, desperate, deprived, sad, 'sixties.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 18, 2022 9:08 PM

Michael B Jordan

by Anonymousreply 12November 18, 2022 9:10 PM

Lou Grant

by Anonymousreply 13November 18, 2022 9:11 PM

The OP's paramour.

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by Anonymousreply 14November 18, 2022 9:19 PM

Parker Stevenson

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by Anonymousreply 15November 18, 2022 9:21 PM

Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 18, 2022 9:26 PM

Ivan Drago.

by Anonymousreply 17November 18, 2022 9:27 PM

Also Willis. Todd Bridges had amazing tight jeans.

by Anonymousreply 18November 18, 2022 9:28 PM

When I was a little kid, there was an animated show on television called The Mysterious Cities of Gold. The main character, Esteban, held my attention I think a lot more than he would've other boys.

Then my father started collecting James Bond movies, and Sean Connery was a... revelation.

by Anonymousreply 19November 18, 2022 9:29 PM

Shaun Cassidy on the Hardy Boys. Yum.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 18, 2022 9:29 PM

Elvis -- the younger, hot version with the pompadour, not the bloated, drug-addled mess on the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 21November 18, 2022 9:30 PM

Freddie Prinze Jr.

by Anonymousreply 22November 18, 2022 9:31 PM

Hardy Boys spit-roast going on! Would prefer not have to see Shaun, so he could take me from behind. Parker Stevenson was glorious.

by Anonymousreply 23November 18, 2022 9:31 PM

Burt Mustin

by Anonymousreply 24November 18, 2022 9:38 PM

Vincent Van Patten on Apples way. Lawd I ached.

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by Anonymousreply 25November 18, 2022 9:39 PM

1 more Vincent

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by Anonymousreply 26November 18, 2022 9:43 PM

Another from the insular, desperate, deprived, sad, 'sixties.

22 year old Peter Egan wearing leather pants so low I thought we could see his pubes in the primitive 1968 version of 'Cold Comfort Farm;.

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by Anonymousreply 27November 18, 2022 9:49 PM

R24-"Gus in the net".

by Anonymousreply 28November 18, 2022 9:56 PM

Tim Considine.

by Anonymousreply 29November 18, 2022 9:59 PM

James MacArthur on the Wonderful World of Disney, Sunday nights at 7.

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by Anonymousreply 30November 18, 2022 10:10 PM

R19, Esteban was always a loins stirrer for me as well. Sport Billy, was another ink and paint dynamo who had me glued to the screen.

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by Anonymousreply 31November 18, 2022 10:24 PM

Max Gail and his ass on "Barney Miller" - it was a revelation!

by Anonymousreply 32November 18, 2022 10:27 PM

John Travolta in Grease

by Anonymousreply 33November 18, 2022 10:29 PM

Jan-Michael Vincent

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by Anonymousreply 34November 18, 2022 10:46 PM

[quote]Esteban was always a loins stirrer for me as well.

That's so cool, I really thought it would just be me.

I was so little at the time I didn't know what it meant, just that I wanted to be his friend and be around him all the time. It's funny when you look back and realise just how early gayness starts in us.

by Anonymousreply 35November 18, 2022 10:48 PM

James Darren in The Time Tunnel.

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by Anonymousreply 36November 18, 2022 10:54 PM

Petticoat Junction’s Mike Minor.

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by Anonymousreply 37November 18, 2022 10:58 PM

Ponch and or John, depending on my mood

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by Anonymousreply 38November 18, 2022 11:08 PM

Steve Reeves as Hercules.

by Anonymousreply 39November 18, 2022 11:11 PM

R38 - ever both at the same time?

by Anonymousreply 40November 19, 2022 12:09 AM

Even when a young gayling I fantasized about an Apollo and Starbuck swordfight.

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by Anonymousreply 41November 19, 2022 12:19 AM

^^^ While the daggit watched.

by Anonymousreply 42November 19, 2022 12:21 AM

David Groh on 'Rhoda' - I was 10 years old when the show first aired.

by Anonymousreply 43November 19, 2022 12:23 AM

Kurt Russel in Follow Me Boys. I was 6 . I fell instantly in love.

by Anonymousreply 44November 19, 2022 12:29 AM

Ron Ely as Tarzan. Too lean for me now, but as a kid...

by Anonymousreply 45November 19, 2022 12:30 AM

Elliott Gould, M*A*S*H

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by Anonymousreply 46November 19, 2022 12:35 AM

[quote] Too lean for me now, but as a kid..

Anyone who went shirtless in those days would have stirred our hungry loins.

by Anonymousreply 47November 19, 2022 12:35 AM

R30 James MacArthur was my first crush, too. Specifically from Swiss Family Robinson. My dad bought me the vhs tape around 1988 when I was about 5 and I watched it all the time. I had such a crush on Fritz.

I thought Tommy Kirk was cute as well, but his character was such a brat. I wanted to be friends with the youngest kid, Francis.

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by Anonymousreply 48November 19, 2022 12:56 AM

Guy Smiley from Sesame Street.

But Wild World of Sports used to have high diving and cliff diving on quite often so those divers in their speedos were pretty special too.

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by Anonymousreply 49November 19, 2022 1:01 AM

Allan Kayser, in a baby blue leotard performing on the trapeze on Circus of the Stars 1988.

by Anonymousreply 50November 19, 2022 1:08 AM

Clint Walker

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by Anonymousreply 51November 19, 2022 1:09 AM

There were a few from when I was around six. Dennis Quade as Jerry Lee Lewis, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt but only specifically in Cool World. I liked how he was styled in that and was shocked to see how unkempt he looked in other roles. It funny because as an adult I’m mostly into Asian and Latino guys.

by Anonymousreply 52November 19, 2022 1:12 AM

I also found Robbie from Dirty Dancing hot but as a kid I didn’t get what an asshole he was.

by Anonymousreply 53November 19, 2022 1:13 AM

Jan Michael Vincent

I first saw him when I sued to watch the Banana Splits on Saturday mornings as a kid. (He was a serial called Danger Island.)

He got prettier as he (and I) got older

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by Anonymousreply 54November 19, 2022 1:19 AM

Starsky and Hutch

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by Anonymousreply 55November 19, 2022 1:20 AM

Another for Jan Michael Vincent. "Baby Blue Marine", co-starring DL fave Glynnis O'Connor.

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by Anonymousreply 56November 19, 2022 1:20 AM

Edd "Kookie" Byrnes on 77 Sunset Strip around 1958 when I was 8 years old. Seems like an odd choice to me now as he never had a shirtless scene on that series.

But I daydreamed constantly about offering him $25 so he'd let me tie him down (face up) to our dining room table in his undies and let me have my way with him. Before "having my way" was really something I could quite comprehend.

by Anonymousreply 57November 19, 2022 1:21 AM

Michael Shea (R) as Huck Finn in the Tom Sawyer & friends series, which I saw in reruns as a 4 or 5 year old in the early ‘70s. The cleavage, the straw hat…about 20 years later I saw a nude photo spread of my DL namesake wearing, you guessed it, a straw hat, & I was instantly smitten.

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by Anonymousreply 58November 19, 2022 1:49 AM

Another vote for James MacArthur......in Light In The Forest and Swiss Family Robinson and Third Man On The Mountain.......all the way through Hawaii Five-O

by Anonymousreply 59November 19, 2022 2:04 AM

Marc Singer from V and Beastmaster. He was VERY yummy. Little me was very impressed.

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by Anonymousreply 60November 19, 2022 2:10 AM

Sam Jones aka Flash Gordon

by Anonymousreply 61November 19, 2022 2:20 AM

oops ^^

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by Anonymousreply 62November 19, 2022 2:21 AM

Ricky Ricardo

by Anonymousreply 63November 19, 2022 2:22 AM

Ugh mine is embarrassing now but when I was very young I happened to catch part of a love scene between a young, frizzy haired ginger named Nicole Kidman & a sexy, hairy chested man named Alec Baldwin. That night I had my first and only wet dream, imagining being ravaged by him lol

by Anonymousreply 64November 19, 2022 2:25 AM

Julio Iglesias and Robert Redford.

Strange, I know. LOL!

by Anonymousreply 65November 19, 2022 2:29 AM

R34 When i saw Jan-Michael Vincent naked in my teens, I think i blew 8 loads in 1 day. ahhhhhh

by Anonymousreply 66November 19, 2022 2:32 AM

Cadet Don

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by Anonymousreply 67November 19, 2022 2:35 AM

Doug McClure and James Drury in “the Virginian”

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by Anonymousreply 68November 19, 2022 2:39 AM

As a kid watching the 1976 Olympics, I truly thought Bruce Jenner was the perfect male specimen.

by Anonymousreply 69November 19, 2022 2:41 AM

My mother NEVER missed an episode of Guiding Light.

I'm gay today because of Dr. Kelly Nelson and his speedos

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by Anonymousreply 70November 19, 2022 2:42 AM

My loins were stirred by this flimsy loin-decoration.

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by Anonymousreply 71November 19, 2022 2:43 AM

Dan-O could book me any time (after Wojo had slapped on the cuffs).

by Anonymousreply 72November 19, 2022 2:44 AM

Alfalfa from the Little Rascals!

I used to touch myself whenever he appeared on screen!

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by Anonymousreply 73November 19, 2022 2:44 AM

I thought Alfalfa was kinda hot as he got older. Then he got his dumb ass killed.I think he was like 32 .

by Anonymousreply 74November 19, 2022 2:45 AM

^Er, um, I was 8 years old.

by Anonymousreply 75November 19, 2022 2:46 AM

Rod Taylor in everything.

by Anonymousreply 76November 19, 2022 2:47 AM

George Washington.

by Anonymousreply 77November 19, 2022 2:47 AM

Very young me was old enough to know, when my parents took us to see One Million Years B.C. at the drive-in, that Jean Wladon was a person of interest. I wish I could find a photo of him with his beautiful, bronzed chest and perfect nipples shown.

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by Anonymousreply 78November 19, 2022 2:53 AM

Robert Vaughn from the tv show “The Man From Uncle.” I was like 4 or 5 when I started watching it. It’s also the first time I can remember getting a boner.

by Anonymousreply 79November 19, 2022 3:01 AM

I love John Richardson's speedo tan line.

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by Anonymousreply 80November 19, 2022 3:01 AM

I thought I was an eldergay, but some/many of you are really old.

by Anonymousreply 81November 19, 2022 3:02 AM

Fuck off, R81.

by Anonymousreply 82November 19, 2022 3:09 AM

Billy Campbell as Luke Fuller on Dynasty.

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by Anonymousreply 83November 19, 2022 3:14 AM

Horst Buchholz, Alan Bates (even before Women in Love!), Luke Halpin.

by Anonymousreply 84November 19, 2022 3:21 AM

Wesley Eure in both "Land of the Lost" and "Days of Our Lives". To prepubescent me he was the hottest thing I ever saw.

And I still would...

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by Anonymousreply 85November 19, 2022 3:21 AM

Or Billy Campbell in Star Trek Next Generation

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by Anonymousreply 86November 19, 2022 3:22 AM

Christopher Atkins!!!!!!!!!!!! Blue Lagoon!!!!!! Are you kidding me!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 87November 19, 2022 3:24 AM

Gilbert O'Sullivan.

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by Anonymousreply 88November 19, 2022 4:10 AM

Jeff Yagher from V

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by Anonymousreply 89November 19, 2022 4:32 AM

Patrick Duffy when he was on Man from Atlantis. Crap show but he was young and shirtless a lot!

by Anonymousreply 90November 19, 2022 4:46 AM

Future deplorables (sadly), Ricky Schroder and Marky Mark.

by Anonymousreply 91November 19, 2022 4:47 AM

Wojo on "Barney Miller". A masculine demeanor and a thikk azz.

by Anonymousreply 92November 19, 2022 4:57 AM

Tony Danza in Taxi.

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by Anonymousreply 93November 19, 2022 4:58 AM

Joe Namath

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by Anonymousreply 94November 19, 2022 5:03 AM

We've had a few references to a useful blog site called "everydayheterosexism.blogspot.com".

It includes a reference to another site called "B.O.Y.S. Boys On Your Screen" which seems creepily similar to that thing known as 'boy-love' so I quickly turned it off.

by Anonymousreply 95November 19, 2022 5:04 AM

r64 He was extremely hot in his 80s movies.

by Anonymousreply 96November 19, 2022 5:05 AM

Spin & Marty. I was very young—6 or 7—and I wanted to be at the ranch with them and be their mutual friend when they were feuding.

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by Anonymousreply 97November 19, 2022 5:17 AM

Here…. I was 18 but…

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by Anonymousreply 98November 19, 2022 5:21 AM

Trajan

by Anonymousreply 99November 19, 2022 5:31 AM

Timothee Chamolet in Call Me By Your Name.

by Anonymousreply 100November 19, 2022 5:39 AM

Greg Louganis. Watching the Summer Olympics became required viewing.

by Anonymousreply 101November 19, 2022 6:03 AM

Oh? Is it time for this thread again? Okay, I'll play!

Miles O'Keefe from Bo Derek's Tarzan. Young me developed my pec fetish upon viewing him in my dad's (hidden) issue of Playboy.

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by Anonymousreply 102November 19, 2022 11:42 AM

James Garner as Jim Rockford

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by Anonymousreply 103November 19, 2022 12:12 PM

Tom Selleck, hands down

by Anonymousreply 104November 19, 2022 12:21 PM

Robert Conrad in the Wild Wild West tv series ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Anonymousreply 105November 19, 2022 12:29 PM

Hugh O'Brian, TV's Wyatt Earp. His hairy chest made me know I was gay at 13.

by Anonymousreply 106November 19, 2022 12:31 PM

Gorgeous Robert Conrad

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by Anonymousreply 107November 19, 2022 12:32 PM

Van Johnson. I still want to fuck him. Also Chris O'Donnell. Where he? Yeah I span generations.

by Anonymousreply 108November 19, 2022 12:35 PM

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MANY TO NAME!

clint walker, steve reeves, reg park, cal bolder, lee majors, robert conrad, gil gerard, jorge rivero, the batman tv show for the homoerotica, robert horton, tom selleck, jan michael vincent, reb brown, hugh o'brian, doug mcclure, mike henry, gordon scott, van williams, the chippendales and various other male strip groups, pro wrestlers, bodybuilders, soap opera actors, etc... i'm sure i'm forgetting others...

by Anonymousreply 109November 19, 2022 12:36 PM

WOW! I am shocked that it took 105 posts before someone mentioned Robert Conrad!

by Anonymousreply 110November 19, 2022 12:36 PM

And Rick Springfield!

by Anonymousreply 111November 19, 2022 12:38 PM

Burt Ward

Robert Conrad

Mike Nesmith

by Anonymousreply 112November 19, 2022 12:42 PM

For me there were three: Sal Mineo (playing a cadet in The Private War of Major Benson) Tim Considine and Tommy Kirk. I was around 9 or 10 when these guys had me drooling. Still can't believve Tim and Tommy both passed away with in months of each other.

by Anonymousreply 113November 19, 2022 1:05 PM

Charlie Chaplin!!

by Anonymousreply 114November 19, 2022 1:10 PM

Charlton Heston’s butt in Planet of the Apes !

by Anonymousreply 115November 19, 2022 1:21 PM

gruff daddies:

Vic Tayback

John Amos

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by Anonymousreply 116November 19, 2022 1:22 PM

Michael Landon from Bonanza!

Those khaki pants showcasing his fire hose cock!!!! I would run to the bathroom and jerk off during commercial breaks!

by Anonymousreply 117November 19, 2022 1:24 PM

Woody Strode. I saw him in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance when I was 10. And it's been lust ever since.

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by Anonymousreply 118November 19, 2022 1:30 PM

Some truly greats who haven't been mentioned yet:

Van Williams on Surfside 6

Robert Logan on Follow the Sun

Doug McClure on CheckMate

Robert Horton on Wagon Train

Robert Fuller on Laramie

James Franciscus on Mr. Novak

Vince Edwards on Ben Casey

David McCallum on The Man from UNCLE

I didn't care much for any of these TV series.....well, except for Mr. Novak....but I'd faithfully watch them each week in the hopes of a shirtless scene.

by Anonymousreply 119November 19, 2022 1:31 PM

Vince Edwards (Dr Ben Casey) hairy chest and arms.

by Anonymousreply 120November 19, 2022 1:33 PM

Another vote for Mike Minor and any shot where we saw the top of a hairy chest. It gave me a gayling tingle down there. James Darrin in “Time Tunnel” in that turtle neck. Mark Goddard as Major Don West in “Lost in Space”, Professor Robinson was pretty hot too, Van Williams as The Green Hornet. Robert Conrad’s historically inaccurate spandex butt hugging pants, even Dick Sargent’s hairy chest which peeked thru the top of his open collared shirts.

by Anonymousreply 121November 19, 2022 1:33 PM

How old are you people?

by Anonymousreply 122November 19, 2022 1:34 PM

Old enough not to be hot for Pokémon characters.

by Anonymousreply 123November 19, 2022 1:36 PM

Michael Hackson. Too bad I never got to meet my idol, eh?

by Anonymousreply 124November 19, 2022 1:38 PM

Nick Karen in the Levy’s ad

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by Anonymousreply 125November 19, 2022 1:42 PM

Robby Benson in Ode to Billy Joe.

I had to roll onto my stomach to watch it in mixed company, especially when his having had sex with a man is discussed.

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by Anonymousreply 126November 19, 2022 1:48 PM

Chad Everett in the episode of Medical Center where he answers the door in a towel!

by Anonymousreply 127November 19, 2022 1:55 PM

I remember Adam before he got tossed out of that Garden and had to wear a fig leaf, so hot! 1st Love 4ever!

by Anonymousreply 128November 19, 2022 1:55 PM

Tony Dow as big brother Wally on Leave It To Beaver. I was watching reruns as a teen and found myself admiring everything about him. His looks, his body, his demeanor. But I didn't necessarily want to be like him, I wanted to be with him.

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by Anonymousreply 129November 19, 2022 2:32 PM

George Maharis

by Anonymousreply 130November 19, 2022 2:37 PM

I’ve only heard of loin of pork.

by Anonymousreply 131November 19, 2022 2:39 PM

I watched old movies with my father. There were tons of gorgeous men in golden age Hollywood. I liked rough and tough and I liked pretty too. Paul Muni's vicious masculinity riveted me. Especially at the end cause he was pretty, too.

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by Anonymousreply 132November 19, 2022 2:40 PM

Robert Conrad

Mike Henry

Gary Conway

by Anonymousreply 133November 19, 2022 2:40 PM

I don’t know. But I do remember being about 11 or 12 and when no one was looking I’d take a look at my mother’s clothes catalogues and spend a fair time staring at the models on the male underwear pages. I didn’t know why, I just found them and the whole underwear region strangely …enticing.

by Anonymousreply 134November 19, 2022 2:41 PM

Brian Cutler on “The Secrets of Isis”.

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by Anonymousreply 135November 19, 2022 2:43 PM

Young Steve Buscemi. He was so hot in Parting Glances and as Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs

by Anonymousreply 136November 19, 2022 2:48 PM

Steve Buscemi has been reported to have cruised the gay dark rooms and reportedly The Bijou. I would have been delighted to have a toss, too.

by Anonymousreply 137November 19, 2022 2:53 PM

I thought Parker Stevenson was dreamy.

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by Anonymousreply 138November 19, 2022 3:01 PM

Larry Storch in "F Troop".

No lie.

by Anonymousreply 139November 19, 2022 3:05 PM

Harry Casey of 'KC' and the Sunshine Band back in the mid-70s. WOW ! Whenever he was on television performing with his shirt unbuttoned and all the beautiful chest hair, by dick would stand at attention and never be the same (I was 10 + years old).

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by Anonymousreply 140November 19, 2022 3:09 PM

I first noticed Oliver Reed as the dad in Burnt Offerings, which was played on TV all the time. But I’ll post a young Oliver Reed pic because he was just so gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 141November 19, 2022 3:13 PM

Alan Young on Mister Ed.

by Anonymousreply 142November 19, 2022 4:04 PM

Luke Halpin on Flipper

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by Anonymousreply 143November 19, 2022 4:15 PM

Woody Harrelson

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by Anonymousreply 144November 19, 2022 4:19 PM

Nobody here had any age appropriate crushes?

by Anonymousreply 145November 19, 2022 4:24 PM

When I was 8 years old, I thought Lee Majors and I would be good friends and could take a naps together.

by Anonymousreply 146November 19, 2022 4:48 PM

R44, when they replaced the actor who played the youngest brother on The Partridge Family in the first season, I boycotted the show. I was 8.

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by Anonymousreply 147November 19, 2022 4:52 PM

R147 should have been for R145.

by Anonymousreply 148November 19, 2022 4:53 PM

My first was Mike Henry as Tarzan back in the mid 60s. Lord how my zipper strained when I saw him in that loin cloth.

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by Anonymousreply 149November 19, 2022 5:01 PM

Bobby Sherman

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by Anonymousreply 150November 19, 2022 5:23 PM

tom jones and his blatant pornographic bulge in spray painted on pants....

and a few I forgot from earlier, (this is R109 ), sam elliott, gary conway, greg harrison, chad everett, paul burke, ty hardin, lee horsley, roger herren, denny miller...

by Anonymousreply 151November 19, 2022 6:00 PM

Rod Taylor

The one. The only.

Enamored of him in “The Time Machine” in 1960. Shirt unbuttoned, hairy chest.

I was 11.

by Anonymousreply 152November 19, 2022 8:38 PM

^^^ And you wanted a ticket to ride!

by Anonymousreply 153November 19, 2022 8:41 PM

OK, another vote for Spin and Marty.

They just don't make shows like that anymore.

by Anonymousreply 154November 19, 2022 9:13 PM

I remember Spin & Marty quite fondly from my childhood, but then I'm 73.

But I'm curious, are other lovers of the show as ancient as me or was the series shown in later reruns to younger generations?

by Anonymousreply 155November 19, 2022 9:28 PM

r1, i second you, and mac davis

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by Anonymousreply 156November 19, 2022 9:32 PM

Joel Crothers.

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by Anonymousreply 157November 19, 2022 9:41 PM
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by Anonymousreply 158November 19, 2022 9:46 PM

R155 - I'm 56 and I've never seen that show. I don't think it was ever shown in reruns.

by Anonymousreply 159November 19, 2022 10:41 PM

Peter Brown, Laredo, Ron Ely, Tarzan- and Ricky Nelson even earlier!

by Anonymousreply 160November 19, 2022 11:49 PM

I wished the boys from The Big Valley would share my bubble bath when I was small. So, I was up for a foursome when I was three. I wonder what that means?

by Anonymousreply 161November 20, 2022 1:28 AM

Actor John Beck who appeared in the films Audrey Rose, Rollerball, The Other Side of Midnight and TV series Dallas.

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by Anonymousreply 162November 20, 2022 2:00 AM

Another vote for Chris Atkins. Yummy in his prime in the early 80s!

by Anonymousreply 163November 20, 2022 2:09 AM

the one and only JON ERIK HEXUM...THEN AND NOW AND FOREVER..

by Anonymousreply 164November 20, 2022 2:11 AM

R27, thank you. I didn't know about this earlier version of "Cold Comfort Farm."

And for my first loin stirring hottie, it's still David Hedison from "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea."

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by Anonymousreply 165November 20, 2022 2:16 AM

R165 It is very tame.

by Anonymousreply 166November 20, 2022 2:21 AM

Oh God I had it bad for John Beck !

by Anonymousreply 167November 20, 2022 2:37 AM

Ooh he’s cute r157. That’s a cool photo.

by Anonymousreply 168November 20, 2022 2:40 AM

WHET John Beck? He was everywhere in the 80s. Is he still with us?

by Anonymousreply 169November 20, 2022 2:46 AM

Lion-O. Lord of the Thundercats.

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by Anonymousreply 170November 20, 2022 2:47 AM

Thighs.

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by Anonymousreply 171November 20, 2022 2:48 AM

R56, this is my favorite BBM scene with JMV and early Richard Gere. Today they'd include the next scene where they get a room.

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by Anonymousreply 172November 20, 2022 2:48 AM

Randolph Mantooth from Emergency

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by Anonymousreply 173November 20, 2022 2:55 AM

Op is a gay male supremacist .

by Anonymousreply 174November 20, 2022 2:58 AM

John Davy as the second Captain Marvel in "Shazam!" really got my attention.

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by Anonymousreply 175November 20, 2022 3:09 AM

This segment from Sesame Street with Gregory Hines and his brother drove me nuts when I was a little kid. I wasn't into the men, just certain parts that I saw.

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by Anonymousreply 176November 20, 2022 3:26 AM

Mitch Gaylord

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by Anonymousreply 177November 20, 2022 3:31 AM

The blonde slut in Madonna's "Material Girl" video.

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by Anonymousreply 178November 20, 2022 3:34 AM

Ricky Martin in his pre-"Livin' la Vida Loca" music videos. Specifically, all the music videos he launched in 1998 belonging to the album "Vuelve". That's where I consider it was his peak hotness.

by Anonymousreply 179November 20, 2022 3:40 AM

Wesley Eure, the guy who played "Will" on the original Land of the Lost TV show. I was but a kid, but I was still entranced by him, and his tight jeans.

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by Anonymousreply 180November 20, 2022 3:43 AM

David Cassidy. I was in love with this guy when I was 6 years old (as was my older sister and female cousins). There was something about him that I knew was a turn on for me. I remember in one episode he opened up his shirt and I was expecting to see hair (I thought all 'older guys had hair) and he was smooth - with big nipples, which I liked even more (that episode aired this summer on Antenna TV).

by Anonymousreply 181November 20, 2022 3:56 AM

Abraham Lincoln

by Anonymousreply 182November 20, 2022 4:04 AM

Lyle Waggoner on Wonder Woman

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by Anonymousreply 183November 20, 2022 4:23 AM

R180, for me it was Uncle Jack in the second season, Ron Harper.

Also, any one of the musclemen who starred in the Hercules movies they used to air on Saturday mornings.

by Anonymousreply 184November 20, 2022 4:25 AM

The first time I laid eyes on Buddy Hackett, I had multiple orgasms.

by Anonymousreply 185November 20, 2022 5:06 AM

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! FRED DREYER from "Hunter"!

The absolute GOAT! of crotch cleavage!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 186November 20, 2022 5:24 AM

Lee Majors in the Six Million Dollar Man, Mike Henry as Tarzan, John Beck on Dallas, all the hairy chested masculine men gave me ideas as a gayling just starting to figure things out. Self discovery is gloriously erotic and full of wonders... :-)

by Anonymousreply 187November 20, 2022 6:11 AM

There was a short lived TV series called Salvage One and Joel Higgins played an ex astronaut and he wore very, very tight jeans most of the time, an open shirt with a hairy chest, he had great hair and was very masculine, but also accessible and the newly teenage me swooned and wanted him as both my Daddy and my boyfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 188November 20, 2022 6:24 AM

Elliot Page

humana humana!!!

by Anonymousreply 189November 20, 2022 6:36 AM

R186.. I CONCUR with FRED DWYER.. outrageous and pornographic and so hot! he rivaled tom jones in this "cough cough" department....

R175... the 2nd shazam John Davy.. total beefy "daddy" .. I'll have to see if those episodes of him on Shazam are available on dvd to see if he had bulge and ass shots as it's been so long ago I don't remember! laugh!...

James Dietz.. the musclebound handsome stud who played the dumb and full of cum character "BUCK" in Madonna's "who's that girl" movie... Also he was one of the strippers in the WeatherGirls video "it's raining men" as well as full nudity (no frontal of course) of that body of his in the b-movie "hot resort"...

Anyone remember that tv host Michael Young from the 1980s and 1990s? damn he was handsome and hot I thought and wore his pants quite snug, bulging always, hairy dark chest too...

by Anonymousreply 190November 20, 2022 12:41 PM

What about all those curly-mopped angelic cuties of the 70s like Peter Frampton, Timothy Bottoms in The Paper Chase, Roger Daltrey in Tommy, John Rubinstein in Pippin? Who didn't want to run their fingers through hair like that?

by Anonymousreply 191November 20, 2022 12:44 PM

Ditto to Billy Campbell in DYNASTY…and everything else he’s been in, ever.

I’m still convinced we’re going to get married some day.

by Anonymousreply 192November 20, 2022 1:06 PM

r109 First? Surely there was a first?

by Anonymousreply 193November 20, 2022 1:40 PM

Guilty as I feel about this...

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by Anonymousreply 194November 20, 2022 2:02 PM

Greg Harrison

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by Anonymousreply 195November 20, 2022 2:07 PM

Kip Pardue in Remember the Titans. I would have been 9 years old and seeing a special screening. My mom won tickets to it via the radio.

Anyway, that failed kiss scene and just hit gorgeous hair and face did ti for me. I'd still do anything he asked if I ever met him in person. Also, not Disney movie showing me one of my first gay kisses!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 196November 20, 2022 2:41 PM

I often fantasized of seeing Randolph Mantooth (Emergency) and Kent McCord (Adam 12) hooking up.

by Anonymousreply 197November 20, 2022 2:42 PM

Kip still looks good, but I think he has issues with alcohol and sexually harassed a co-star (why couldn't it be me) of some film, so Hollywood really won't touch him anymore and he relies on bit parts.

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by Anonymousreply 198November 20, 2022 2:43 PM

James Naughton from the PLANET OF THE APES TV series (1974). WOW ! That curly hair and hairy chest - wow !

by Anonymousreply 199November 20, 2022 3:22 PM

Lee Majors - The Million Dollar Man

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by Anonymousreply 200November 20, 2022 3:49 PM

The Pillsbury Doughboy

by Anonymousreply 201November 20, 2022 4:29 PM

Michael Lembeck as 'Max' on One Day At A Time - 1980. Damn that beautiful hairy chest !

by Anonymousreply 202November 20, 2022 4:52 PM

Speed Racer

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by Anonymousreply 203November 20, 2022 4:55 PM

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom. Especially the scene near the end on the bridge when he’s roughed up and exhausted and his shirt is ripped open.

I don’t want to see an 80 year old Indy in the upcoming part 5. Sounds depressing.

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by Anonymousreply 204November 20, 2022 4:57 PM

Another spit roast fantasy.

The Simon & Simon actors

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by Anonymousreply 205November 20, 2022 4:59 PM

I think I luved him.

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by Anonymousreply 206November 20, 2022 5:01 PM

Did Simon & Simon have a big gay following amongst eldergays?

They seem straight out of central casting for a gay audience; the clone one and the preppy one.

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by Anonymousreply 207November 20, 2022 5:01 PM

Growing up in the 70s was difficult - everyone was hideous (see every post with a 70s pin up above).

But Stuart McGugan in It Ain't Half Hot Mum was IT for me. Scottish, solider, tattooed, frequently topless - what's not to love?

I want to do things to him I didn't even know you were allowed to do or know what the names for them were.

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by Anonymousreply 208November 20, 2022 5:03 PM

Well, we didn’t call Simon and Simon Daddy & the Twink for nothing! Seriously, I don’t think so, I would say Miami Vice drew Gay men more than S&S.

by Anonymousreply 209November 20, 2022 5:05 PM

Let me try that again

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by Anonymousreply 210November 20, 2022 5:05 PM

Oh and he's the one on the right, in case there was any doubt.

by Anonymousreply 211November 20, 2022 5:11 PM

I had a weird fascination with Fred Flintstone when I was really, really young.

by Anonymousreply 212November 20, 2022 5:11 PM

Ike Eisenmann in the Witch Mountain films. I wanted him to be my older brother.

I suppose as true gayling I should have been enthralled by Bette Davis instead.

by Anonymousreply 213November 20, 2022 5:14 PM

Tom Byron the porn legend of the 80s and 90s. Apparently my grandfather was a really big fan because every porno tape I ever stole from him had Tom Byron in it.

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by Anonymousreply 214November 20, 2022 5:28 PM

R207- They BOTH seemed gay in a way especially the TWINK.

I'm definitely more attracted to the Marlboro Man.

by Anonymousreply 215November 20, 2022 5:46 PM

I remember Bo Duke so fondly.... those tight jeans, that ever-present bulge, that smile.

Of course, now the show is just awful (20/20 hindsight), and John Schneider grew up to be an awful hateful bigoted RWNJ moron.

But man, back in the 70s, when he hit the screen, I got all horny.

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by Anonymousreply 216November 20, 2022 6:02 PM

Brian Kelly, the father on "Flipper" whose hairy chest was featured almost as much as Flipper on a rescue mission. Very hot man, unfortunately had an auto or motorcycle accident which basically ended his career for the most part. I didn't know quite why I was responding to him, but in retrospect I sure was.

Seeing Alan Bates at a college screening of "Women in Love" with him full-frontal with his full bush in the woods, even before the famous wrestling match scene, confirmed that I wanted some of that!

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by Anonymousreply 217November 20, 2022 6:15 PM

Greg Evigan, BJ and the Bear!

by Anonymousreply 218November 20, 2022 6:41 PM

R217, Brian Kelly was cast as the lead in “Jacqueline Susann’s The Love Machine”, but he was seriously injured in a vehicle accident and John Phillip Law replaced him.

He’s also the uncle of Broadway hunk Brian d’Arcy James.

by Anonymousreply 219November 20, 2022 6:52 PM

At r205 guy in the back caught looking at some ass, ha.

by Anonymousreply 220November 20, 2022 6:54 PM

Adam

by Anonymousreply 221November 20, 2022 7:13 PM

Harry Hamlin. Where the heck have you guys been???

Earliest recollection of loins being stirred was Richard Simmons, no, not the over-the-top exercise maven, but the actor who starred in "Sgt. Preston of the Yukon." Serious daddy issues with that one.

Clint Walker, as noted by a few up-threaders, was THE king of loin stirrers.

Cowa.

Bunga!

by Anonymousreply 222November 20, 2022 7:20 PM

Were no one's loins stirred by anyone not from the entertainment world? Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 223November 20, 2022 7:31 PM

^My best friend’s football coach, Mr. FitzSimon. But you wouldn’t know him.

He looked like Kyle Chandler.

by Anonymousreply 224November 20, 2022 7:37 PM

R124 Sadly, he died last year

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by Anonymousreply 225November 20, 2022 7:42 PM

This thread radiates Antenna TV viewer energy.

by Anonymousreply 226November 20, 2022 7:46 PM

David

by Anonymousreply 227November 20, 2022 7:48 PM

Additional votes for Parker Stevenson, Sam Elliott, and Jameson Parker.

by Anonymousreply 228November 20, 2022 7:54 PM

R222 I didn't notice Harry until his shaving scene in some movie in the early 90s

by Anonymousreply 229November 20, 2022 7:57 PM

Matthew Laborteaux as Albert on Little House On The Prairie

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by Anonymousreply 230November 20, 2022 8:01 PM

Yul Brynner is Kings of the Sun.

by Anonymousreply 231November 20, 2022 8:08 PM

Shawn Wayans in Scary Movie

by Anonymousreply 232November 20, 2022 8:11 PM

Pete Buttigieg

by Anonymousreply 233November 20, 2022 8:20 PM

STILL threatened by big bad Petey? Sad.

by Anonymousreply 234November 20, 2022 8:22 PM

That didn't take long for the fan club to appear

by Anonymousreply 235November 20, 2022 8:23 PM

Poor troll, did you get your panties in a bunch? Sad.

by Anonymousreply 236November 20, 2022 8:24 PM

This is embarrassing. Andre Agassi was my 13-14 year old crush. It was the late '80s, and he had exploded on the tennis scene. I didn't really understand what being gay was, but I thought about him when I jerked off.

by Anonymousreply 237November 20, 2022 8:25 PM

Shut up, Babs.

by Anonymousreply 238November 20, 2022 8:27 PM

Bubba Higgins

by Anonymousreply 239November 20, 2022 9:32 PM

Edge of Night actors Mark Arnold (Gavin) and Charles Flohe (Preacher).

by Anonymousreply 240November 20, 2022 9:54 PM

In the old days, the 1950s and 1960s, politicians and newscasters and even most athletes were not especially loin-stirring, They were actually successful because of their brains and/or talents.

by Anonymousreply 241November 20, 2022 10:46 PM

^ I agree, Adlai, pollies were chosen because of their brains and/or talents.

I blame JFK for starting this melon-headed trend.

by Anonymousreply 242November 20, 2022 10:48 PM

Even JFK (Sr.) would pale compared to many of today's pols.

by Anonymousreply 243November 20, 2022 10:52 PM

In chronological (I estimate) order, Davy Jones, Burt Ward, Alejandro Rey, Don Grady, Mark Spitz, Joe Namath, Mike Henry, Chad Everett, Tom Jones, Sam Elliott and David Groh.

I hadn't turned 18 yet...

by Anonymousreply 244November 20, 2022 11:21 PM

R230, Matthew Laborteaux for me, too. I was the same age and I was consumed by jealousy of Willie Oleson because I was sure he and Albert were best friends in real life.

by Anonymousreply 245November 20, 2022 11:26 PM

I knew I couldn’t have been the only baby gay transfixed by David Frog’s furry chest.

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by Anonymousreply 246November 21, 2022 12:57 AM

Michael Ontkean from The Rookies and then Twin Peaks

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by Anonymousreply 247November 21, 2022 1:11 AM

And in between, MAKING LOVE!

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by Anonymousreply 248November 21, 2022 1:28 AM

Michael Ontkean bareassed in a jock strap from Slap Shot.

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by Anonymousreply 249November 21, 2022 1:32 AM

Nice to know there were a lot of other eldergays who were into Tim Considine. And I'll add the two Tommys, Kirk and Rettig to that.

by Anonymousreply 250November 21, 2022 1:43 AM

Loved, loved, loved Michael Ontkean. The first time I thought a man was truly beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 251November 21, 2022 1:44 AM

speaking of little house on the prairie, gotta mention jonathan garvey played by ex NFL player Merlin Oleson.... the prairie hairy beefy daddy incarnate! Oh the fantasies I had of him in walnut grove with the ladies, the men and yes even those in school...

by Anonymousreply 252November 21, 2022 2:15 AM

I thought Carl Betz on "The Donna Reed Show" and "Judd for the Defense" was quite hot. Also, Don Galloway on "Ironside" was very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 253November 21, 2022 3:17 AM

R253... hell yeah, carl betz was so handsome and sexy as hell.. Add some muscle to him and he would be the incarnation of suburban muscle daddy hot!..

by Anonymousreply 254November 21, 2022 3:27 AM

Have you never seen a photo of Carl Betz shirtless, r254? He WAS the perfect suburban muscle daddy incarnate!

by Anonymousreply 255November 21, 2022 3:30 AM

This kid.

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by Anonymousreply 256November 21, 2022 3:31 AM

There's one episode of "Donna Reed" where he's locked outside his room in just a towel after showering. Very hot and hairy daddy. The show still holds up, and though I love Carl, his character could sometimes behave like a male chauvinist, before that become a term.

by Anonymousreply 257November 21, 2022 3:32 AM

Nip slip and his hairy hamlins

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by Anonymousreply 258November 21, 2022 3:37 AM

That towel scene was unforgettable, r257! And so unexpected on a show like Donna Reed's. Someone threw us a bone.

by Anonymousreply 259November 21, 2022 3:38 AM

I was so fuckin jealous of that kid

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by Anonymousreply 260November 21, 2022 3:43 AM

Carl Betz

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by Anonymousreply 261November 21, 2022 4:16 AM

Alan Sues

by Anonymousreply 262November 21, 2022 10:31 AM

thanks R261 for the carl betz image in the towel.. In response to my earlier post, I LOVE muscle, so that is why I posted earlier that while he still is in shape in that towel, add 20 to 30 pounds of muscle to him and he would, Betz, would have been even MORE OFF THE CHARTS HOT HOT!!..

so handsome, sexy, confident, masculine and that million dollar smile he had...

by Anonymousreply 263November 21, 2022 12:39 PM

Yesteryear bollywood superstar Rajesh Khanna!! Hairy, cute and handsome!

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by Anonymousreply 264November 21, 2022 1:04 PM

What R260 said. I was glued to the screen every time he was on.

by Anonymousreply 265November 21, 2022 2:54 PM

R 264 , While I agree with you re Rajesh Khanna, I fapped to Vinod Khanna!!

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by Anonymousreply 266November 21, 2022 3:25 PM

R266 - ha ha, I'm the one who put up the YouTube clip of Vinod Khanna many, many years ago. He had the GREATEST ass ever!

by Anonymousreply 267November 21, 2022 4:09 PM

For 8-year-old me... Need I say more?

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by Anonymousreply 268November 21, 2022 4:49 PM

I must concur with the Buddy Hackett troll. I went to see Man of La Mancha to see Buddy on the big screen. I bought his book of poetry because he was nude on the dust jacket. He just plain fucking turns me on.

by Anonymousreply 269November 21, 2022 4:53 PM

I just happened to be watching a Tom Snyder interview this morning from 1979 on youtube and found myself undressing him in my mind. There was something extremely erotic and pansexual about him to this teenager and still was this morning.

Any other Snyder fans?

by Anonymousreply 270November 21, 2022 5:04 PM

I loved that Snyder introduced Meat Loaf as Meatball and NOBODY corrected him during the entire broadcast! But yeah, I’d like to see Tom Snyder undress and meet me in the hot tub.

by Anonymousreply 271November 21, 2022 5:10 PM

R270, I watched Snyder’s 1975 interview with Orson Welles last evening and Snyder’s hair and sideburns looked ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 272November 21, 2022 5:42 PM

It was 1975!

by Anonymousreply 273November 21, 2022 6:17 PM

I remember I was 9 years old in the fall of 1973, in a hospital gift shop waiting for my mother who was making a quick visit 'upstairs' to visit my grandmother. In the magazine rack, hidden way at the bottom (below the comic books) were the 'adult magazines' . First I opened Playboy, and looked quickly - but it didn't hold my interest. Then I opened Playgirl with the handsome man on the cover, and remember within seconds I got an erection - a hairy chested model with a soft penis spread across the centerfold. I put the magazine back quickly, and ran to the waiting area outside - and couldn't get the image of the naked man out of my head. (To this day, I wonder what issue/model he was, since Playgirl had launched earlier that year). That image stayed in my memory for days. I wondered if I was going to grow up to look like that some day.

by Anonymousreply 274November 21, 2022 6:39 PM

R274, Well, did you?

by Anonymousreply 275November 21, 2022 7:04 PM

R274, Fall of 1973? It would not be difficult to track that down.

by Anonymousreply 276November 21, 2022 7:06 PM

John Allen Nelson in Hunk

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by Anonymousreply 277November 21, 2022 7:11 PM

R270 I credit Tom Snyder with talking on tv with someone (I forget who) and mentioning that Milton Berle had the biggest penis in Hollywood; I think they may have mentioned others, including Forrest Tucker. But just talking about it on tv was rather unusual back then.

by Anonymousreply 278November 21, 2022 7:26 PM

Seeing Bill Cable and his hairy chest on the cover of the November 1974 Playgirl at Thrifty's got my attention. I was only 5 at the time, but I was intrigued and kept it in my mind for many years.

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by Anonymousreply 279November 21, 2022 7:28 PM

R279, He was Christian Brando’s fuck buddy, Marlon’s murdering son.

by Anonymousreply 280November 21, 2022 7:47 PM

[R275] I did !

by Anonymousreply 281November 21, 2022 8:33 PM

I think it was Jim Palmer in ads and packaging for underwear. I remember one Kmart ad in which I could see VPL, and I must have wanked off to that for months. Now, I don't even find him attractive in those photos.

Growing up in what was probably the most conservative state in the '80s, it sure was slim pickin's before the Internet came along.

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by Anonymousreply 282November 21, 2022 10:31 PM

R247 Damn that guy is hot!

by Anonymousreply 283November 21, 2022 10:34 PM

Springsteen in the Glory Days video. I thought he looked so hot playing in the bar with the purple shirt and black jeans. And just as hot playing baseball.

MTV played this video about five times an hour back in the day so I was in heaven.

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by Anonymousreply 284November 21, 2022 10:47 PM

^ And now he looks like a grizzled stick. Another millionaire pretending to be a 'working class man'.

by Anonymousreply 285November 21, 2022 10:49 PM

Pinocchio

by Anonymousreply 286November 21, 2022 10:56 PM

Tom Selleck, Sean Connery, John Amos: My youthful holy trinity of lust.

Late 80s.

by Anonymousreply 287November 21, 2022 10:56 PM

Clifton Davis and his massive bulge on That's My Mama got the young gayling in me going.

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by Anonymousreply 288November 21, 2022 10:59 PM

When I saw this picture in Life Magazine when I was 10 years old, I got all tingly inside.

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by Anonymousreply 289November 21, 2022 11:01 PM

R285 I think he looks good for his age- which is 73. He kept fit.

by Anonymousreply 290November 21, 2022 11:04 PM

Gene Barry in ‘Burke’s Law’, Richard Bradford in ‘Man in a Suitcase’, David Janssen in ‘The Fugitive’, James Drury, Henry Darrow and a little later Paul Michael Glaser.

by Anonymousreply 291November 21, 2022 11:08 PM

Eric Heiden was a mid teen tall drink of water for me, and set me off for a lifetime of admiration for thicc thighs.

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by Anonymousreply 292November 21, 2022 11:19 PM

R292 I forgot about him. Yes, those massive legs and that huge muscle ass!

by Anonymousreply 293November 21, 2022 11:25 PM

R288, Michael Jackson had a serious crush on Clifton Davis.

by Anonymousreply 294November 21, 2022 11:26 PM

Robert Rusler as Grady in A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2.

He was too hot to die.

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by Anonymousreply 295November 21, 2022 11:27 PM

R294 MIchael liked someone over the age of 12?

by Anonymousreply 296November 21, 2022 11:38 PM

R288 That guy was so hot

by Anonymousreply 297November 21, 2022 11:51 PM

I worked with Michael Ontkean in the early 80s. He was exceptionally dull, though very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 298November 22, 2022 12:24 AM

That iconic photo of Mark Spitz looks so unappealing to me now.

Of course, I look pretty unappealing myself now.

by Anonymousreply 299November 22, 2022 12:27 AM

The physique of elite swimmers has undergone an astonishing change over the past 50 years.

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by Anonymousreply 300November 22, 2022 12:32 AM

STUPID ME! How in the world did I forget Jim Palmer! those underwear ads got me off so many times I can't count the number....One in particular where he wore a pale blue bikini and sitting showed a HUGE soft bulge.. I think I still have the AD of that particular photo, In fact I know I do...

by Anonymousreply 301November 22, 2022 12:38 AM

The Gerber Baby. What a hot piece of ass!

by Anonymousreply 302November 22, 2022 12:43 AM

R298, On the film “Making Love”?

by Anonymousreply 303November 22, 2022 12:46 AM

Palmer was in good company with those Jockey ads.

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by Anonymousreply 304November 22, 2022 12:47 AM
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by Anonymousreply 305November 22, 2022 12:48 AM

The person who mentioned the Playgirl magazine in the hospital gift shop reminded me of my first encounter with a naked man in an erotic magazine. It was amongst my parent’s belongings and was a softcore early 1970s magazine called Viva that did spreads on couples. The guy was the actor Ben Murphy who was on a western TV show and was very fit and blond. The picture of horsing around in the pool where you can see his pubes made me tingle all over. This blog has the full spread with all the photos.

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by Anonymousreply 306November 22, 2022 1:02 AM

Ben Murphy is also much remembered for this very sexy scene in the western.

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by Anonymousreply 307November 22, 2022 1:03 AM

My loins stirred for Aquaman, I admit it.

by Anonymousreply 308November 22, 2022 1:23 AM

Ben Murphy was beautiful in that layout. Too bad he didn't do full frontal back then.

by Anonymousreply 309November 22, 2022 1:30 AM

I made a fool of myself over this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 310November 22, 2022 1:38 AM

Curt Flood of the St. Louis Cardinals and Craig Morton of the New York Giants showed a little bit of bush in R304. That might have been scandalous if Playgirl hadn't started featuring a lot of bush in the 70s.

I wonder if they were signaling they wanted to be a Playgirl centerfold, showing much more than bush.

by Anonymousreply 311November 22, 2022 2:01 AM

Damien and his cousin Mark in Omen 2. The first males that I jacked off to as a gayling.

by Anonymousreply 312November 22, 2022 2:49 AM

Mark Spitz.

by Anonymousreply 313November 22, 2022 3:06 AM

Mitch Gaylord is (was) fine.

by Anonymousreply 314November 22, 2022 3:10 AM

Every single week, during the opening credits of "Trapper John, MD", this brief shower scene of Gregory Harrison played, and this was literally the only reason I watched the show as a kid:

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by Anonymousreply 315November 22, 2022 3:57 AM

R304 I remember that ad as a teen, and I got so turned on because I could actually see Craig Morton's and Lou Brock's bushes!

by Anonymousreply 316November 22, 2022 10:49 AM

I'm 65, so my earliest stirrings were for Tony Franciosa, Robert Conrad, then Robert Urich (why has no one mentioned him?).

by Anonymousreply 317November 22, 2022 11:11 AM

R137 My crazy aunt lost her mind and believe that Vegas’ Dan Tanna, Robert Ulrich, was going to come by and whisk her away to a new life and she would wait for him by the side of the road at her Pennsylvania farm. Eventually, they had to call the funny wagon to pick her up instead. Sometimes one can be too stirred, if not downright shaken.

by Anonymousreply 318November 22, 2022 11:18 AM

R312’s gayling reminiscence of masturbating to Damien from The Omen 2 is peak DL.

by Anonymousreply 319November 22, 2022 11:59 AM

the actor Matt Dillon

by Anonymousreply 320November 22, 2022 12:01 PM

“Carroll Burnett“

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 321November 22, 2022 12:01 PM

WHET Ben Murphy?

by Anonymousreply 322November 22, 2022 1:34 PM

Sexy Rexy Smith 1979-85

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by Anonymousreply 323November 22, 2022 1:39 PM

R322 He's 80 now, retired many years ago, lives on a ranch in Arkansas, I think.

by Anonymousreply 324November 22, 2022 3:10 PM

Ben had a small role in “The Graduate”.

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by Anonymousreply 325November 22, 2022 3:34 PM

Olympian Mark Spitz, this poster specifically.

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by Anonymousreply 326November 22, 2022 3:59 PM

R326 See R289

by Anonymousreply 327November 22, 2022 4:01 PM

I remember seeing a Playgirl centerfold completely erect for the first time - older, handsome guy with his penis touching his navel. I was in my early twenties and thought only my age group had those kind of erections. I thought men in their 30s had more horizontal not vertical.

by Anonymousreply 328November 22, 2022 4:06 PM

Another vote for Sean Cassidy.

by Anonymousreply 329November 22, 2022 4:21 PM

Mark Wahlberg in Fear, very first realization I wanted dick. Fucked up movie, saw it in the late 90s sometime, on cable. Inappropriate for my age. But damn, he got me going. I grew up to realize he is a psychopath who played a psychopath in that part. I’m a top and not into bad boys, so I’m still confused.

Jay Hernandez in Crazy/Beautiful preoccupied my young mind for a while. More age appropriate and consistent with my tastes today. Not conflicted at all about that attraction.

by Anonymousreply 330November 22, 2022 4:45 PM

I thought Playgirl didn’t do anything beyond 1/2 erections?

by Anonymousreply 331November 22, 2022 4:51 PM

I went to college and did residency with Eric Heiden. Completely dull and devoid of personality.

by Anonymousreply 332November 22, 2022 11:55 PM

^ One can't expect physical gods to have a personality.

by Anonymousreply 333November 23, 2022 12:12 AM

Does anyone remember The Quantum Leap credits? As a gayling, I couldn't care less about the show. But you better believe I watched the opening credits every chance I got. Scott Bakula's hairy chest and naked body drove me insane.

I also remember watching The Terminator whenever it was on in syndication. The opening scene where Arnold shows up naked? Fuck. I jacked off to that too many times to count. It wasn't Arnold that did it for me. Just the idea of a naked man walking around dark alleys.

by Anonymousreply 334November 23, 2022 12:22 AM

I don't know when it started in Playgirl, R331, but well-known International Male model Brian Buzzini had no problem with it.

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by Anonymousreply 335November 23, 2022 12:25 AM

Full vertical erections started in the late 70s / early 80s I believe.

by Anonymousreply 336November 23, 2022 1:10 AM

[quote] Full vertical erections

60% of men never get those.

by Anonymousreply 337November 23, 2022 1:13 AM

Evgeny Kissin.

by Anonymousreply 338November 23, 2022 1:15 AM

[R337] Hence my delightful surprise and shock when I saw these 'older' models in PLAYGIRL with them !

by Anonymousreply 339November 23, 2022 1:37 AM

Speed skater and Olympian, Dan Jansen. More than 25 years later I still l think he's one of the most beautiful men I ever saw.

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by Anonymousreply 340November 23, 2022 1:37 AM

My Aunt Fred.

by Anonymousreply 341November 23, 2022 1:42 AM

R340 - I will NEVER forget the size of his ass. The beauty of it.

by Anonymousreply 342November 23, 2022 2:21 AM

R340 For perspective.

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by Anonymousreply 343November 23, 2022 2:23 AM

R331, I recall that it was a big deal when PLAYBOY first showed pubes on the centerfolds and that was in the 1970s.

by Anonymousreply 344November 23, 2022 3:22 AM

Chipper Jones Atlanta braves. His pants so tight, they looked like they were painted on... Always showing nice bulge, nice ass, cute face with the eye black... He was on a cover of Beckett baseball monthly when he was younger wearing his cap backwards, OMG pure wet dream Jack off material for a horny kid.

by Anonymousreply 345November 23, 2022 3:58 AM

Here's that Chipper Jones cover pic

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by Anonymousreply 346November 23, 2022 4:04 AM

R346 I definitely see what did it for you

by Anonymousreply 347November 23, 2022 4:06 AM

What type of name, pray tell, is Chipper?

by Anonymousreply 348November 23, 2022 4:28 AM

R348

A chip off the old block. The kid being like his father... Real name Larry Wayne Jones Jr. He goes by the hotter nickname Chipper.

by Anonymousreply 349November 23, 2022 5:06 AM

R349 [italic]Larry Wayne Jones Jr[/italic]? That is the white trashiest name I’ve heard since Daryl Earl Pickens III.

It’s got all the pedigree of a welfare check wrapped around a pack of no filter cigarettes

by Anonymousreply 350November 23, 2022 5:15 AM

Shockingly, Chipper is a step up from that name.

by Anonymousreply 351November 23, 2022 5:16 AM

And, stickin' close to those good ole southern boys roots, Chipper has a son named (wait for it) Larry Wayne Jones, III. The originality! Man, Chipper really does have a look of a guy who'd let you suck him off behind a barn and then punch you face after because you're a "fa***t.

I'm not saying that's true, just that it was his "look" back in the playing days.

And, Jesus - to complete the southern boy persona, read his Wikipedia page. Just the Personal section! Marriages, affairs, many children - man likes to fuck and he's fertile.

by Anonymousreply 352November 23, 2022 9:40 AM

It's sad and unfair that cute Nick Kamen's wiki doesn't have a single picture.

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by Anonymousreply 353November 23, 2022 9:56 AM

R345.. back in that era, baseball players wore their pants very very snug, that went out the window for whatever reasons.....

I used to get turned on by mike schmidt and his pants and his shaking his ass hitting stance.... others from that era like steve garvey, of course jim palmer, and others... more recently gorgeous scott erickson...

I always fantasized that eventually baseball would have their players wear the pants of football players! imagine that especially back in the day when football both college and pro only wore a jockstrap and NOTHING ELSE underneath...

imagine the baseball players back then wearing football pants that were literally spray painted on and see thru (white pants) and jockstrap straps and ass skin seen as clear as day! OH YEAH OH YEAH!...

by Anonymousreply 354November 23, 2022 12:21 PM

Ron Ely as Tarzan

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by Anonymousreply 355November 23, 2022 2:26 PM

Kevin Sorbo in Hercules.

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by Anonymousreply 356November 23, 2022 2:41 PM

R356 Fuck that MAGA cunt.

by Anonymousreply 357November 23, 2022 2:45 PM

WHET to Brian Buzzini? God that man was hot.

by Anonymousreply 358November 23, 2022 3:00 PM

R358 Here's an interview with him from four years ago:

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by Anonymousreply 359November 23, 2022 3:07 PM

Darren Daulton of the Philadelphia Phillies was one reason to sit through a baseball game.

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by Anonymousreply 360November 23, 2022 7:18 PM

If I'm not mistaken, I believe one of those two daughters whom Buzzini talks about did eventually OD from heroin in the past couple of years. Very sad.

I remember him on Judge Judy back in 1998-99. He was suing the owners of an adult bookstore because (somehow) they were able to get some of those unreleased nude photos of him from the 80s and published a calendar (or a book) without his permission. He wanted them to cease publication and give him a royalty for the items they did sell.

He was an angry plaintiff, and JJ has zero sympathy for him. No matter how many times he told her how famous he was as a nude model, she was less impressed.

He ended up losing the case - I believe she told him in the end he had to sue the photographer who sold the photos without his permission; not the clients who bought them from the photographer.

by Anonymousreply 361November 23, 2022 8:56 PM

[quote]I believe one of those two daughters whom Buzzini talks about did eventually OD from heroin in the past couple of years.

That's sad to hear. Years ago, I attended a birthday party for my friend's son, and Buzzini was there with his daughter, who was the son's classmate. I knew who he was bc of International Male, but in person, he was even better looking and I couldn't take my eyes off him.

by Anonymousreply 362November 23, 2022 9:20 PM

RIP 😞

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by Anonymousreply 363November 23, 2022 11:15 PM

[quote]What type of name, pray tell, is Chipper?

It was my dog's name. But I called him Chip.

by Anonymousreply 364November 23, 2022 11:33 PM

It's a perfectly fine name.......

Fuck me, Chipper! Fuck me, Chipper! Oh yes, Chip!!! FUCK ME!

by Anonymousreply 365November 24, 2022 2:37 AM

What I think of hearing Chipper.

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by Anonymousreply 366November 24, 2022 3:12 AM

The Professor in Gilligan's Island reruns, followed by Erik Estrada, followed by Peter Frampton shirtless on People Magazine followed by Shaun Cassidy and Parker Stevenson.

by Anonymousreply 367November 24, 2022 3:18 AM

R367 - I TOTALLY forgot the Professor from GIlligan's Island! A smartie-hottie!

by Anonymousreply 368November 24, 2022 4:09 AM

Was the Professor ever shirtless in any episodes, or was it always that button down shirt?

by Anonymousreply 369November 24, 2022 7:25 AM

WKRP’s Andy Travis!

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by Anonymousreply 370November 24, 2022 10:27 AM

R369 There was one episode where The Professor was dreaming, and he woke up and his shirt was open. He quickly buttoned it up, but you could briefly see his nice, tight body.

That's a moment that's burned into my memory, because I had a crush on The Professor when I was a kid, too.

by Anonymousreply 371November 24, 2022 10:40 AM

R370 I used to watch WKRP just to see Gary Sandy in his tight jeans and his nice crotch bulge.

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by Anonymousreply 372November 24, 2022 10:43 AM

FYI on the weekend of December 3rd, The Decades Channel is binging WKRP In Cinncinnati.

by Anonymousreply 373November 24, 2022 1:27 PM

R373 Hooray! I'll be bulge watching while binge watching.

by Anonymousreply 374November 24, 2022 2:10 PM

R372, In her autobiography, Loni Anderson revealed that she and Gary Sandy would often have sex in her dressing room and she would almost always end up with rug burns.

by Anonymousreply 375November 24, 2022 3:39 PM

R375 Whore.

by Anonymousreply 376November 24, 2022 3:59 PM

I used to really fancy Ron Howard as Richie in Happy Days.

Time has not been kind.

by Anonymousreply 377November 24, 2022 5:04 PM

I used to get hard when I was 11 - 12 years old and Fonzie used to come on the screen. Damn !

by Anonymousreply 378November 24, 2022 5:14 PM

I think Ron Howard aged remarkably well, despite losing his hair early.

by Anonymousreply 379November 24, 2022 7:26 PM

Abraham Lincoln

by Anonymousreply 380November 24, 2022 8:55 PM

R332 The best part is no one besides you has ever heard of this person.

by Anonymousreply 381November 24, 2022 8:58 PM

Him.

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by Anonymousreply 382November 24, 2022 9:00 PM

LOL....sorry R370 and R372, I swear I looked at this whole damn thread - and missed your posts near the end!

May I join the Gary Sandy Bulge Appreciation Society?

Gary and Max Gail definitely influenced the type of guys I like. While everyone else loved the young blond jocks, I was always about the more mature guys.

by Anonymousreply 383November 24, 2022 9:03 PM

Speak for yourself R381. I remember seeing Eric Heiden on TV during and after the '80 Winter Olympics. (Though he did slip quickly into obscurity again, as few people have heard much from him in the years since.)

by Anonymousreply 384November 24, 2022 9:04 PM

On one hand, I wasn't immediately attracted to Ed Asner as Lou Grant. I mean, he's a big burly guy. Rough looking.

And yet...something about him made me want to crawl onto his lap, and bury my face in his hairy chest, as his strong, beefy arms held me tight.

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by Anonymousreply 385November 24, 2022 9:07 PM

Andy and Jennifer “frolic” in their bathing suits on WKRP. Gary Sandy sports a speedo!

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by Anonymousreply 386November 25, 2022 12:03 AM

And the photographer takes nude pictures when they’re changing their clothes. They think the pictures are of Jennifer, but they’re of Andy. The photographer is gay. Very funny episode.

by Anonymousreply 387November 25, 2022 12:08 AM

Seeing some of the ancient names on this list really reminds me that Datalounge might be the only place where I still feel like a comparative youngster!

by Anonymousreply 388November 25, 2022 12:14 AM

DL the home for ancients

by Anonymousreply 389November 25, 2022 12:17 AM

One of the first was John James in Dynasty. He got out of a swimming pool in one episode and I suddenly developed an interest in watching Dynasty every week.

I suspect he is a deplorable asshole now, which is a shame, but the heart wants what it wants.

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by Anonymousreply 390November 25, 2022 12:24 AM

Call me crazy but I find the photographer in the tan leisure suit hotter than Gary Sandy is a speedo. Never got his appeal, other than the obvious sock in his crotch.

And could Loni Anderson have had any less shapely legs?

by Anonymousreply 391November 25, 2022 1:51 AM

Daniel Day Lewis turned me on in My Beautiful Laundrette. Keep in mind that was from the poster. I didn’t see the movie until years later.

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by Anonymousreply 392November 25, 2022 2:44 AM

I remember being in my late teens and there was a big push for "Klinton Spilsbury" being the next big heart-throb. He starred in the 1981 movie 'The Lone Ranger' which was supposed to be a summer blockbuster, and he adorned every magazine cover that summer - shirtless photos, 'tight shorts' photos, etc.

The movie bombed and so did his planned 'superstardom'. Scroll down the page in the link for photos of him back then...

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by Anonymousreply 393November 25, 2022 3:12 AM

Irving Berlin, hot as fuck even as an old guy.

by Anonymousreply 394November 25, 2022 3:52 AM

R390, John James today.

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by Anonymousreply 395November 25, 2022 5:20 AM

Clark Brandon of, wait for it, The Fitzpatricks. (Clark played Jimmy McNichol's older brother).

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by Anonymousreply 396November 25, 2022 5:41 AM

Clark was cute. He had a short career though.

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by Anonymousreply 397November 25, 2022 10:29 AM

R381, once again, stop being foolish. Eric Heiden was a multi-gold winning Olympic medalist. He was (briefly) enormously popular. However he (and his sister) almost immediately deviated from the then-traditional path of cheesy stardom exemplified by Bruce Jenner and Dorothy Hamill. He became a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 398November 25, 2022 10:45 AM

Kurt Russell in the Travels of Jaimie McPheeters, and all the Cartwright sons on Bonanza. Something about Sunday night TV westerns………………

by Anonymousreply 399November 25, 2022 11:26 AM

Alasdair Gillis from You Can’t Do That on Television.

That show was must see tv for young me.

by Anonymousreply 400November 25, 2022 11:57 AM

Shaun Cassidy. I bought so many Tiger Beat and Teen Beat magazines because of him. I met my best friend because we both loved Shaun Cassidy. We were assigned seats in study hall next to each other and I had a Teen Beat magazine with him on it. We immediately bonded and are still bonded. I really miss the 70's.

by Anonymousreply 401November 25, 2022 12:21 PM

I remember a issue of TEEN Beat or something like that back in the 70s after the brady bunch had ended and they had Christopher Knight in a photo shoot and one photo in particular showed him with his back turned towards the camera, smiling over his shoulder, shirtless and wearing spray painted on jeans that showed his surprisingly great ass!

aah the 70s! gil gerard, lee majors, reb brown, jan michael vincent and on and on... then the 80s, chippendales and other stripper groups, bodybuilding shown on network tv and on and on.....

by Anonymousreply 402November 25, 2022 12:26 PM

^^^ yes! I remember all of that too. I was also in love with Randolph Mantooth, from the show Emergency! I really do miss the 70's.

by Anonymousreply 403November 25, 2022 12:42 PM

Lee Majors was so damned handsome. He always reminded me of my Dad though. So does Kurt Russel.

by Anonymousreply 404November 25, 2022 12:48 PM

There was a Teenbeat magazine layout with Dirk Benedict in overalls without a shirt that made my mid teen little tightey whitey briefs wet. WET I tell you. Especially the one with one strap down, like a cheap floozy stripper.

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by Anonymousreply 405November 25, 2022 1:04 PM

I also lost my fucking mind over this one too. Did anyone shave their pubes back than? Was Dirk the first? This and also the shower scene in Sssssssss. If there would have been VCRs back then I would have worn that tape out!

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by Anonymousreply 406November 25, 2022 1:07 PM

OMG, poor John James is approaching Brendan Fraser levels thee days.

by Anonymousreply 407November 25, 2022 1:08 PM

LMFAO r 405! I woke my Son up, laughing so loud. ❤

by Anonymousreply 408November 25, 2022 1:13 PM

It's fascinating following these posts through the decades they represent from the late 1950s to the 1990s as we hear from posters of all different ages.

Are you able to discern trends in male pulchritude through them? I've noticed the earliest ones for the 50s and 60s stars tend to lust after more manly men, less the pretty boy twink types. This continued into the 70s but by the end of that decade a more androgynous look seems to take over. By the end of the 80s a slicker male model type seems to be most popular.

Is that a fair assessment? Any other observations?

by Anonymousreply 409November 25, 2022 1:16 PM

Lol, OP. Lesbians still know attractive when they see it. Nicholas of course.

by Anonymousreply 410November 25, 2022 1:18 PM

The Cassidy brothers were OK to me but now, as a grown man.....had I known that they were packing big ones I would have paid closer attention

by Anonymousreply 411November 25, 2022 1:29 PM

R409 - the trouble for me with the choices from the 1970s is the atrocious hair and fashion sense.

If you weren't there at the time (or old enough) I find it very hard to see what the hell was so attractive about men with girly hair.

I appreciate my taste in men is not really mainstream. But there's a certain type of male (typically a type of American actor) who are 'square jawed' and have been cast on their looks first rather than their talent.

Not having a go at R405 / R406 - but the likes of Dirk Benedict do nothing for me. I can see they'd appeal to a mass demographic. But that kind of puts me off - like I'm *supposed* to find them attractive. I think what I'm grasping for, rather inarticulately, is that I tend to like people are aren't sold to me as pin ups. I'm far more likely to fancy the guy next door than some supposed 'hunk'.

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by Anonymousreply 412November 25, 2022 1:36 PM

R406!!!!!!!!!! the infamous most homoerotic shower scene and perhaps most homoerotic scene EVER FILMED in a movie, reb brown's shower scene in "Sssssss".... 1973 film and reb brown's first movie! As you know he always played (except for his 2 captain america tv movies) a smug cocky big beefy jerk, which is in contrast to him in real life as he is know in the industry as a big ole teddy bear sweet as can be...

anyway, I remember the first time I saw this shower scene I was literally in shock, that such a scene would be filmed and that such a scene was shown on TV... back in the day, they would show it late late at night or early morning on one of those "higher up" channels all of this before cable...

I remember every year reading the TV guide in hopes of when they would show this movie again! and making sure I stayed up to watch and furiously masturbate to this scene...

This shower scene LITERALLY has every homoerotic detail and ingredient possible! big handsome beefy stud, nudity and implied nudity (the see thru shower scene), voyeurism, the phallic symbol of a snake, his character's orgasmic reaction in closeups of his face as he looked like he was in utter orgasmic pleasure as opposed to pain and dying from the snake bite, the moment at the end of this scene, his legs are shaking and quivering as he sits bareass dying in the shower, looking like he is going thru a incredible orgasm as his legs react this way (wonder if the director told him to do this to his legs or was that his, brown's, own acting?), then you have the age old story of mind over muscle, the reverse power trip of a old weak man defeating and conquering a much younger bigger handsomer cocky stud and in such a way.... heck, there is even a moment in this scene where the evil old man actually opens the shower curtain with his fingers as he is squatted down to look into the shower to see the stud dying and presumably would see his entire naked body as he/it slides down the shower stall wall...

funny how back then we didn't realize that there would be such things as dvds and vcr's and dvd players, so we could actually get this movie and not have to wait to watch it the one or two times it came on late at night every year.. I NOW HAVE THE DVD OF THIS MOVIE and it still gets me off the shower scene!...

Imagine being on the set to see this filming?! I wonder how many takes they had to do? and I would love to have heard the director's directing comments and suggestions! SURELY everyone involved had to know how this shower scene would be beyond dirty, pervy and kinky wicked homoerotica incarnate!..

by Anonymousreply 413November 25, 2022 4:12 PM

Burt Reynolds and that hairy chest !

by Anonymousreply 414November 25, 2022 4:53 PM

R413 I am right there in the shower with you. I went to the drive in five nights in a row just to see SSSSS.

And yes I am grateful for the DVD. One thing you didn't mention was the slutty girl that Reb dismissed after having sex with her.....and then the walk to the shower in the tighty whities.

She jumped in her VW and drove off - and all I could think of was Reb's hot cum inside her pussy.

by Anonymousreply 415November 25, 2022 5:01 PM

R415... i hear you, i hear you! so great to have another who TOTALLY gets this scene and everything it said visually and what it said not shown mentally...

yeah, if you remember the poor girl at the police station thinking that it was her horny loving of his character, steve randall, that caused him to have a "heart attack" and die in that shower stall (imagine whoever found him like this, sitting nude bare ass in his own shower stall stiff as a board!).... telling the police that she couldn't help herself and the horny pervy policemen saying "well, how many times did you "love him"?...

in the bed, he tells her character when she wants to fuck again, that "i'm sorry, but twice a night is all the coach allows" (strange weird dialogue!) and then he basically shoves her off of him and tells her late as she mopes out of the apartment and he struts in his tighty whities to the shower... course he also tells her "have you ever seen be afraid of anything" when she asked him if he was scared of snakes, because earlier he had killed that snake, that was dr.stoner's daughter's pet and thus set into the motion the ultimate kink revenge plot of the old doctor, yeah, that was a lie to her as well, as he yells "shit" when he sees the snake at his feet! laugh..

and yes, his character's cum in her after having fucked her more than once! what a nice memory she and her pussy had of his character! laugh!....

by Anonymousreply 416November 25, 2022 5:32 PM

LOL that police station scene was hilarious.....

by Anonymousreply 417November 25, 2022 5:51 PM

Any links to the shower scene from Ssssssss someone can provide so we can see for ourselves ?

by Anonymousreply 418November 25, 2022 6:12 PM

R418 here are blogspots and description of the movie.....some are images of this movie and this particular scene and some are short gif's...

i've tried to pose 3 blogspots for you but for whatever reason my posting with the links to these 3 blogspots aren't being allowed on this site datalounge?...

so I guess just do a bing.com search on Sssssss movie shower scene and go to the results... Sorry I tried..

by Anonymousreply 419November 25, 2022 9:01 PM

^^^^^

Thank you so much [R419]

by Anonymousreply 420November 26, 2022 1:52 AM

R418, screenshots

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by Anonymousreply 421November 26, 2022 4:05 AM

^ OMG

Is that, like, 5 decades ago?

by Anonymousreply 422November 26, 2022 4:39 AM

R422... well almost the film came out in 1973...

pretty risque scene to film for that time and even now....

Perhaps the most homoerotic scene ever filmed, surely the most homoerotic shower scene ever filmed..

by Anonymousreply 423November 27, 2022 3:25 AM

^ I don’t think you understand the word homoerotic.

by Anonymousreply 424November 27, 2022 12:59 PM

R424 do tell and explain it to me in detail... I wait for your reply....

by Anonymousreply 425November 27, 2022 2:17 PM

Was there another man in the shower with him?

by Anonymousreply 426November 27, 2022 9:37 PM

A thread like this comes up every so often thread from a random loser.

by Anonymousreply 427November 27, 2022 9:39 PM

R426 From Webster's:

ho·mo·e·rot·ic

/ˌhōmōəˈrädik/

adjective

concerning or arousing sexual desire centered on a person of the same sex.

by Anonymousreply 428November 27, 2022 9:48 PM

The shower scene in A Nightmare on Elmstreet II was more homoerotic

by Anonymousreply 429November 28, 2022 3:27 AM

Shit is of the devil

by Anonymousreply 430November 28, 2022 7:29 PM

Bruce Campbell in Briscoe County. My mum just thought I really really liked cowboys.

by Anonymousreply 431November 28, 2022 8:18 PM

I always thought David Nelson was hot in the Ozzie & Harriett reruns when I was home from school "sick" in the 1970's.

by Anonymousreply 432November 28, 2022 9:48 PM

R429... I will have to respectfully disagree with you on the comparison of which is more homoerotic of a shower scene. The shower scene of "Sssssss" or in NIghtmare on elm street part 2...

The elm street scene has a average guy showering, with no nudity below the waist and his bully violently killed his clothes ripped off of him while he is tied up against the shower stall and while showing his naked backside for a moment nor is the bully great looking or built, that is basically the entire scene...

HANDS DOWN WITHOUT QUESTION, the "shower scene" in Ssssss is more erotic, kinky, pervy, homoerotic...from the music, to the handsome built hunky stud in his underwear and his nude backside in the clear shower curtain and later "dying" sitting bareass on the shower stall floor,

the voyeurism of the old wicked pervy doctor sneaking up on him without him knowing behind him and to where the doctor see his nude backside behind that curtain, to later, actually opening up the shower curtain after he has thrown the snake into the stall and the snake has bit him to see the results of the death bite from that snake on the hunk stud and presumably would have looked up and saw his entire naked body, later the doctor nearly on top of the now dead hunk stud sitting bareass on the shower floor as he picks up the snake and leaves, the now dying hunk stud sitting bareass his big muscled thighs quivering uncontrollaby (as if he is experiencing a incredible orgasm),

when the hunk stud is "in pain" from the killing snake bite, he slowly slumps and slides down against the shower wall and is sliding down and the close-up of his face is instead of incredible pain, is actually a pleasure orgasmic expression, the water from the shower head shooting into his open mouth while he has that orgasmic not in pain facial expression,

the phallic symbol of the snake, and the power trip of mind over muscle, age over youth, physical weakness over strength, quiet intelligence over cocky dumb full of cum manner, and so on and so on...

by Anonymousreply 433November 29, 2022 12:31 PM

Fuck! What did I unleash with the mention of Sssssssss??? Get a thread guys!

by Anonymousreply 434November 29, 2022 1:44 PM

No one seems to mention Richard Crenna as sexy Luke on "The Real McCoys," that hard-working hunk in tight jeans....Speaking of which....there were too many guys in tight jeans to name them all. 50s tv westerns turned on an entire generation. I mean, Peter Brown, Nick Adams....

by Anonymousreply 435November 29, 2022 2:48 PM

R434.. sorry i'm passionate about the movie "Ssssss" and that shower scene! It remains over the years and even decades one of my go to jack off material scenes! EVERYTHING about it is so kinky pervy wicked dirty erotic sexy to me...

by Anonymousreply 436November 29, 2022 3:38 PM

Tom Selleck

by Anonymousreply 437November 29, 2022 3:43 PM

Don Grady in "My Three Sons".

At the age of five, I imagined he had a bird's nest of a bush. (I saw plenty of nude men in the locker room at the YMCA where I went for swim classes.) I already knew what I wanted....

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by Anonymousreply 438November 30, 2022 2:28 AM

I was always surprised that Don Grady didn't go on to more interesting roles after My 3 Sons. He seemed to have the talent, charisma and intelligence. For that matter, I'm surprised he didn't look for an out from M3S to explore other acting opportunities and stayed until the bitter end.

But, then again, perhaps he recognized his limits. I believe he died just a few years ago, barely 70, far too young.

by Anonymousreply 439November 30, 2022 4:31 PM

I got my first boner watching Gene Kelly in "Summer Stock".

by Anonymousreply 440November 30, 2022 4:35 PM

I'm howling over here at you guys who went nuts over Billy Campbell on Star Trek: The Next Generation. The Outrageous Okona! Hahaha

You could have at least lusted after Roga Danar!

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by Anonymousreply 441November 30, 2022 4:38 PM

[quote]reb brown

Hotness personified.

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by Anonymousreply 442November 30, 2022 4:41 PM

He became a scuzzy deplorable as he got older but back in the 1960s, James Best was hot to death.

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by Anonymousreply 443November 30, 2022 4:43 PM

I was reading my grandparent's National Geographic magazine in the 1950s.

I flipped to a page that had at least 5 naked Africans working in a field in Egypt as day laborers.

All of their young tight butts were visable. I was in love instantly. I can still see that page 65 years later.

by Anonymousreply 444November 30, 2022 4:54 PM

Don Grady - one of my first crushes, too , at the age of five or six.

by Anonymousreply 445November 30, 2022 6:20 PM

Robby Benson, Earl Holliman on [italic]Police Woman,[/italic] John Amos on [italic]Good Times,[/italic] and, later on, Hulk Hogan (when Cyndi Lauper made rasslin' a pop culture thing in the '80s)

by Anonymousreply 446November 30, 2022 6:26 PM

R444, I loved to read as a kid and a neighbor gave me a bunch of old [italic]National Geographic[/italic]s. I specifically remember an issue from the late '60s/early '70s that had a feature about the men of Pentecost Island, Vanuatu, in the South Pacific, who bungee-jump from makeshift platforms with vines tied to their feet in order to ensure that the gods bring a good harvest. The men customarily wear nothing but a jockstrap-like thingy that covers their junk but leaves their asses fully exposed.

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by Anonymousreply 447November 30, 2022 6:37 PM

R447 I remember this one vividly! Their asses!

by Anonymousreply 448November 30, 2022 7:12 PM

Edward Asner. He inspired my lifelong love for stocky, hairy daddies.

by Anonymousreply 449November 30, 2022 8:43 PM

Donald Trump Jr.

- Gavin Newsom

by Anonymousreply 450December 1, 2022 1:05 AM

SPEAKING OF DON GRADY, I vaguely remember a episode where he was in a dance/ballet class? or for most of the episode he was in blue ballet tights? OH YEAH! and by the way fred macmurray was a hot suburban masculine dad I always thought..

JAMES BEST! he really was a stunner back in the day, I never knew this since my recollection of him was always playing the bumbling loveable roscoe peco train on dukes of hazzard...

by Anonymousreply 451December 1, 2022 2:07 AM

Bob Eubanks. The Newlywed Game. He looks like such a stud when he walked up at the beginning of the show and took the microphone.

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by Anonymousreply 452December 1, 2022 2:50 AM

Gee, do you think Bob Eubanks dyed his hair?

by Anonymousreply 453December 1, 2022 3:07 AM

Yup, his bush and underarms too.

by Anonymousreply 454December 1, 2022 3:13 AM

r451, I'm pretty sure his character was named Roscoe P. Coltrane.

by Anonymousreply 455December 1, 2022 3:18 AM

Do you think Eubanks scratched and sniffed his bush?

by Anonymousreply 456December 1, 2022 3:53 AM

This is easy—Davy Jones. I can still look at pics of him and get the vapors.

by Anonymousreply 457December 1, 2022 3:56 AM

R457 Yes, Marcia, we know.

by Anonymousreply 458December 1, 2022 10:33 AM

R455... thanks for the proper spelling!

by Anonymousreply 459December 1, 2022 12:23 PM

James Best and the Everly Brothers Don and Phil were first cousins.

by Anonymousreply 460December 1, 2022 4:45 PM

R452 Bob Eubanks had a manner about him that just seemed to say that he was probably a lot of fun in bed.

by Anonymousreply 461December 1, 2022 4:58 PM

He was so good I named myself after his skills, r461

by Anonymousreply 462December 1, 2022 9:03 PM

Steve Martin on SNL

by Anonymousreply 463December 1, 2022 9:23 PM

Hung like a bull moose.

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by Anonymousreply 464December 1, 2022 11:34 PM

????

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by Anonymousreply 465December 2, 2022 12:06 AM

I think it was Steve Guttenberg in some early 80s movie. In addition to that, I seem to recall some poster of Lee Majors sitting in a bathtub with a cigar in his mouth making me tingly down there, also early 80s.

by Anonymousreply 466December 2, 2022 12:09 AM

R467 Was it Can’t Stop the Music? Because that made some straight men turn gay and Bruce Jenner turn into a woman.

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by Anonymousreply 467December 2, 2022 12:24 AM

Probably.

by Anonymousreply 468December 2, 2022 12:26 AM

This sequence alone would have turned me gay if I wasn’t already.

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by Anonymousreply 469December 2, 2022 12:33 AM

Look at Jenner's treasure trail in that photo. He was one hot guy back then.

by Anonymousreply 470December 2, 2022 1:33 AM

Bert Lahr.

by Anonymousreply 471December 2, 2022 1:53 AM

Loins, r471, not lions.

by Anonymousreply 472December 2, 2022 1:54 AM

R472 Good one!!

by Anonymousreply 473December 2, 2022 2:03 AM

[quote] the insular, desperate, deprived, sad, 'sixties.

Skimpy towel

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by Anonymousreply 474December 2, 2022 8:59 AM

Actor Steven Bauer (who turns 66 today and is still a knock-out).

I remember the first time I laid eyes on him was an episode of 'One Day At A Time' in 1981, at 17. He played a refugee from Cuba who lost his permission to stay in America, and the only way he could stay was if he married an American. Barbara agrees to do it, as an 'amnesty' project for college. (In the end, they don't marry).

A few years later I saw him in 'Thief of Hearts' and wow - that was it for me.

by Anonymousreply 475December 2, 2022 6:31 PM

Here's Bauer at his finest....

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by Anonymousreply 476December 2, 2022 6:42 PM

Bauer at his finest was not shrouded in all that blue denim. I challenge posters to link photos in my support.

by Anonymousreply 477December 2, 2022 8:52 PM

As r475 suggests, Thief of Hearts is where you'll find Bauer at his finest. Much semen went into kleenex while replaying certain scenes on my VCR.

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by Anonymousreply 478December 2, 2022 10:22 PM

Oh, how I wished I was on that yacht with him...

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by Anonymousreply 479December 2, 2022 10:39 PM

I remember when Steven Bauer was cute Rocky Echevarría in "¿Qué Pasa, USA?"

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by Anonymousreply 480December 2, 2022 11:10 PM

VPL

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by Anonymousreply 481December 2, 2022 11:13 PM

R475 and R478.. refresh my memory, but not having seen "thief of hearts" for a very very long time, wasn't there a scene (more than one?) where bauer's character was fucking that horny women who rode his lap and alot of hard thrusting done by bauer? I mean his character! laugh..

by Anonymousreply 482December 2, 2022 11:48 PM

R480, I stayed up till midnight to watch ¿Qué Pasa, USA? solely for Steven Bauer.

by Anonymousreply 483December 2, 2022 11:52 PM

r482, yes, I remember a fucking scene. That's the one I would watch over and over until I came.

by Anonymousreply 484December 3, 2022 12:05 AM

Yes, there was one, but it faded into a different scene rather quickly.

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by Anonymousreply 485December 3, 2022 1:28 AM

R484.. thanks! me penis and my right hand are telling my brain "you need to buy this movie asap!" laugh...

by Anonymousreply 486December 3, 2022 12:13 PM

Here's a very brief glimpse of Bauer's cock in Thief of Hearts.

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by Anonymousreply 487December 3, 2022 12:16 PM

What about Juice Newton?

by Anonymousreply 488December 3, 2022 1:46 PM

the opening credits of Maverick came up on MeTV this am.....and I remember how happy I was hearing that music and the opening graphic as a kid.....and then remembering how my parents always watched the show...and my Mom REALLY enjoying James Garner. It's strange thinking that what my Mom found attractive informed me in some way. .... Jim Garner's tight jeans...you know were I'm going with this.

by Anonymousreply 489December 3, 2022 4:23 PM

R489 My mom had a thing for James Garner, too. She never missed an episode of The Rockford Files.

by Anonymousreply 490December 3, 2022 4:28 PM

Who didn't have a thing for young Jim Garner?

by Anonymousreply 491December 3, 2022 6:05 PM

Bert Convy. Instant boner whenever I saw him - loved the curly hair, dimples and smile.

David Cassidy (1970-74), too.

by Anonymousreply 492December 4, 2022 12:05 AM

R177 Mitch Gaylord lived on my floor in the dormitory at UCLA during our Freshman year (1980). It was a single-sex floor and several athletes were assigned space there, especially gymnasts and baseball players. I saw all of them naked in the showers over time. Mitch had a long, thick cock with a huge head. In fact all the gymnasts were short, smooth and hung - swinging, pendulous types.

by Anonymousreply 493December 4, 2022 1:27 AM

Speaking of hunks. Steve Guttenberg was in my Art History class during my Freshman year. I never got the nerve to say anything to him. Also it was in an auditorium of 400 people so talking was awkward.

by Anonymousreply 494December 4, 2022 1:33 AM

George Maharis on Route 66

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by Anonymousreply 495December 4, 2022 2:41 AM

R495 That bio of the so-called American actor fails to mention his consorting with Perfecto Telles.

by Anonymousreply 496December 4, 2022 2:45 AM

I got grabbed by Kevin Spacey but I ran away before her tried to stir anything.

Well, I wasn't a child, really.

Not after that experience.

by Anonymousreply 497December 4, 2022 2:56 AM

r497, when was this?

by Anonymousreply 498December 4, 2022 2:59 AM

Has Armand Assante been mentioned yet? LOVED him in the movie "I, The Jury" from 1982..... where his detective character, Mike Hammer, was seduced by a madam played by beautiful barbara carrera... she got him hooked with her seduction wiles, that made their fucking scene really torrid.... him pumping away and some great hard thrusting thrusts riding out his orgasm and hers... great sexy scene and great jack off material!...

by Anonymousreply 499December 4, 2022 3:54 AM

R493 I think "Gymkata" is on TCM this week with Mitch Gaylord.

by Anonymousreply 500December 4, 2022 3:58 AM

R500.. I thought "gymkata" starred Kurt Thomas?

by Anonymousreply 501December 4, 2022 4:01 AM

Oh, you're right. Didn't Mitch Gaylord do a movie too? He was certainly photogenic enough.

by Anonymousreply 502December 4, 2022 4:10 AM

R502..yes, mitch gaylord did the movie "american anthem" which came out in 1986... I remember mostly gaylord's character in a white "wife beater" tank top looking so pretty and muscular, but getting his ass always handed to him by his beefy masculine asshole father. One scene was pretty sexy when the father grabs gaylord's character and pushes him up against a wall holding him there as he the father is pressed right behind gaylord's son character...

by Anonymousreply 503December 4, 2022 4:34 AM

It's shocking how rarely Bob Conrad and The Wild Wild West has been mentioned here. I guess it's too obvious a choice but who among us between the ages of 50 and 75 didn't salivate over that? Talk about turning me gay....

by Anonymousreply 504December 4, 2022 12:52 PM

Here's Steven Bauer and his furry, shirtless body in the Pointer Sisters' "Dare Me" video.

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by Anonymousreply 505December 4, 2022 4:46 PM

Does anybody remember Lee Horsley? He was like the poor man's Tom Selleck in the 1980s.

I used to love the opening credits for his show "Matt Houston," because it opened on a closeup shot of his bulging crotch.

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by Anonymousreply 506December 4, 2022 4:59 PM

No love for Jethro Bodine?

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by Anonymousreply 507December 4, 2022 5:04 PM

OMG, yeah!!! I lusted after Max Baer, Jr. and would watch Beverly Hillbillies diligently every week praying for a scene at the cee-ment pond with Jethro in his bathing suit. I was always hoping he'd make some movies or do another TV series but I guess Max was smart enough to know his limits.

by Anonymousreply 508December 4, 2022 5:09 PM

R504 I think those that fell for Conrad are now beginning to age out of the DL demographics. But you're right, nearly every gay I knew (and some straight guys) born between, say 1947-1957, lusted after Bob.

by Anonymousreply 509December 4, 2022 5:22 PM

Luke Halpin on Flipper. Unlike some guys here I don't recall being attracted to grown men when I was a child.

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by Anonymousreply 510December 4, 2022 5:34 PM

Actually I think that was from the movie - he was older on the TV show. He's 11 years older than me.

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by Anonymousreply 511December 4, 2022 5:41 PM

Lee Horsely was hot as fuck. The chin cleft tips it for me.

The intro of Matt Houston opening with his crotch is classic. I also love the shot of his attempting to break down the door and then walking away after one try with a hurt shoulder.

by Anonymousreply 512December 4, 2022 6:19 PM

Today, December 4, is Max Baer Jr.’s 85th birthday.

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by Anonymousreply 513December 4, 2022 9:54 PM

R512... yeah, lee horsley was hot hot alright... Didn't have much of a muscular body though or a very hairy chest. If he had both he would be even more of a walking wet dream... Watching the show now, I'm struck by how old he looked during MATT HOUSTON, he looked pushing 40, but was only in his late 20's. The oldest looking late 20's man I think I have ever seen. Now, I don't mean old in a bad way, maybe I mean "mature"...

by Anonymousreply 514December 4, 2022 10:21 PM

It's really funny/cool to me people mentioned both Vince Van Patten and Luke Halpin (I also mentioned Luke, already) who were the only male crushes I really remember strongly from those days.

by Anonymousreply 515December 4, 2022 10:31 PM

For me the fact that Mat Houston looked older was part of his hotness. Also, loved that he wore sexy tailored suits instead of awful Hawaiian shirts like Tom Selleck. And it was always such a pleasure to see Horsley (that name, alone!!) out of those suits in those rare scenes. I guess I had (have) a suit fetish.

by Anonymousreply 516December 4, 2022 10:36 PM

COMPLETELY OFF-TOPIC, but Horsley's co-star was Pamela Hensley, who had been Princess Ardalla on Buck Rogers (starring Gil Gerard). That woman got to send a lot of time with two very sexy men who were often in various states undress and with Gerard, in spandex. I wonder what she knows about those men!

by Anonymousreply 517December 4, 2022 10:49 PM

R517... I hear you, I hear you! Love/Loved Pamela Hensley, such a attractive beautiful entertaining woman... stupid buck rogers creators cancelled her character on season 2 and the show went downhill big time that second season, turning into a bad rip off of star trek, instead of staying with the tone of season one, funny, entertaining, sexy, erotic and so on..

by Anonymousreply 518December 4, 2022 11:05 PM

So many names coming back to me through this thread. Lee Horsley...John James...James Garner...what can I say? I like 'em hairy.

by Anonymousreply 519December 4, 2022 11:33 PM

Poseidon’s Underworld has a great page in Lee Horsley.

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by Anonymousreply 520December 4, 2022 11:40 PM

I remember how embarrassing it was a teen boy buying Teen Beat and Tiger Beat at the local drug store. I would be sweating bullets while paying at the cash register. I was practically cumming in my jeans.

by Anonymousreply 521December 5, 2022 9:03 AM

R521 That’s why I had a subscription!

by Anonymousreply 522December 5, 2022 9:18 AM

I had a subscription to 'After Dark' magazine.

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by Anonymousreply 523December 5, 2022 9:56 AM

Max Baer Jr was in very film projects after Beverly Hillbillies

But he liscensed his image from CBS for a casino!

The plans were for a 40,000-square-foot (3,700 m2) gambling area with 800 slot machines and 16 tables, flanked by various eateries, including "Jethro's All You Ken Et Buffet". The project would feature a showroom, cinema complex and a 240-room, five-story hotel.[5]

Plans for Baer's casino included a 200-foot-tall (61 m) mock oil derrick spouting a 20- to 30-foot (9.1 m) flame.

As of July 2012, development of Jethro's Casino had been suspended. Ongoing litigation involving Baer, the developer and Douglas County has delayed the development of the project indefinitely.

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by Anonymousreply 524December 5, 2022 10:44 AM

R520 Horsley was so much more attractive without the moustache. I imagine they made him grow it to look more like Tom Selleck.

by Anonymousreply 525December 5, 2022 12:37 PM

I don't think he stirred my loins but I was aware Mike Minor on Petticoat Junction was handsome.

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by Anonymousreply 526December 6, 2022 12:20 AM

Lee Horsley had clones of his own!

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by Anonymousreply 527December 6, 2022 12:34 AM

R527... loved me some Geoffrey Scott! Love the episode and scene where Alexis seduced his character Mark Jennings, into fucking her (or was it her who fucked him), while clueless Fallon had no idea that dear ole and old mother was getting a royal screwing from a handsome sexy stud (not to mention the first husband of her rival Krystal! SO you know ole old Alexis got a kinky power trip from this!). as she knocked on the locked door of his place at LaMirage... After she leaves, alexis and mark go at it again and the look of ALexis's face as she wraps her arms around his back as the fucking begins yet again is PRICELESS! a total "i got you stud" smirk of a smile like the cat who ate the canary!

hot scene!..

by Anonymousreply 528December 6, 2022 12:54 AM

ABC was trying desperately to come up with their own Tom Selleck - as we've seen Horsley and Scott. However, Selleck was the original and the best.

Then again, if I could turn back time - I'd love to do a threesome with Selleck, Horsley and Scott!

by Anonymousreply 529December 6, 2022 1:20 AM

Man, Geoffrey Scott was one attractive man. I did a quick google search and there is one beautiful photo after an other. He died at the age of 79, doesn't sound like his last years were very kind, he was afflicted with Parkinson's and before that, was in a bad accident riding a bicycle.

by Anonymousreply 530December 6, 2022 10:49 AM

R529... I SO SO SOOOO HEAR YOU.. DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR ME? perhaps a 5-some, you and I and with that holy trifecta of male charlie's angels!

by Anonymousreply 531December 6, 2022 1:02 PM

R529 Math is hard!

by Anonymousreply 532December 6, 2022 1:04 PM

I never had a crush so I’m not human or something.

by Anonymousreply 533December 6, 2022 1:07 PM

Geoffrey Scott was on Dark Shadows, in 1970 as Lara Parker's husband. He was cute back then, too but they kept his clothes on. His acting was pretty bad then.

by Anonymousreply 534December 6, 2022 1:44 PM

Time machine to my 1977 wank bank:

Patrick Duffy from ‘Man from Atlantis’ Lee Majors from ‘Six Million Dollar Man’ Lyle Waggoner from ‘Wonder Woman’

by Anonymousreply 535December 6, 2022 3:10 PM

Lee Majors? Been there, done that

by Anonymousreply 536December 6, 2022 4:02 PM

Geoffrey Scott by Barnabas’s portrait on Dark Shadows.

Unlike Lee Horsley, he really needs the mustache.

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by Anonymousreply 537December 6, 2022 9:35 PM

I loved the Winston man ads in newspapers and magazines in the 60s and 70s, before they were banned.

This guy, in particular, kept my palm busy while I was inching into puberty.

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by Anonymousreply 538December 9, 2022 1:08 AM

Then in my teen years, he posed for Playgirl, named David White.

I got calluses on my palms.

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by Anonymousreply 539December 9, 2022 1:09 AM

This Winston man, too.

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by Anonymousreply 540December 9, 2022 1:16 AM

He, too, in Playgirl, as Rock Pamplin.

I got so much pleasure from these because, back then, it was hard to see any photo of a good looking man.

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by Anonymousreply 541December 9, 2022 1:17 AM

I took the title of this thread literally, to mean "the first...as a child". Not an adolescen.. I suspect others did, too, which is why they were talking about young teen TV stars. Are some of you talked about teen age? Because I didn't masturbate, as an 8 or 9 year old.

by Anonymousreply 542December 9, 2022 6:30 AM

*adolescent

by Anonymousreply 543December 9, 2022 6:30 AM

Luke Halpin.

I was 6 or 7.

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by Anonymousreply 544December 9, 2022 7:49 AM

God those two Winston/Playgirl men are beautiful. That Rock Pamplin is perfect.

by Anonymousreply 545December 9, 2022 9:01 AM

David Selby as Quentin Collins

by Anonymousreply 546December 9, 2022 9:15 AM

R541 Up until just a few years ago, Rock Pamplin was still working as a hustler in Fort Lauderdale.

by Anonymousreply 547December 9, 2022 10:19 AM

I remember being very taken by Alan Paul on my parents' Manhattan Transfer albums, especially the back of Pastiche where he's dressed as a sailor.

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by Anonymousreply 548December 9, 2022 2:05 PM

R548 He's gay, right?

by Anonymousreply 549December 9, 2022 2:07 PM

He gets campy-sexy in this burlesque (which I can only assume is a satire of something).

The audience applauds during the song to help drown out his awkward vocalising.

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by Anonymousreply 550December 9, 2022 8:23 PM

This moment. Exactly.

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by Anonymousreply 551December 9, 2022 8:51 PM

R551 or this one from Another Country

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by Anonymousreply 552December 9, 2022 9:24 PM

If we're talking childhood, then the three male leads on "77 Sunset Strip". Efram Zimbalist, Jr. (from the acting Zimbalist family), Edd Byrnes (who played the TV host on Grease), and Roger Smith (later Ann-Margret's husband),

All three were shirtless at one point or another. It seemed Roger Smith got the most bare-chest time. Edd Byrnes has a triangle of hair on his chest. Efram Zimbalist, Jr. had memorable nipples. I paid close attention.

Unfortunately, all three have passed on.

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by Anonymousreply 553December 9, 2022 11:32 PM

R533, you and I must be around the same age. My favorite actor as the 1950s turned into the 1960s was Gardner McKay from Adventures in Paradise.

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by Anonymousreply 554December 9, 2022 11:43 PM

“The acting Zimbalist family?”I guess they were to TV the way the Wallendas were to the high wire?

by Anonymousreply 555December 10, 2022 12:18 AM

Shut up r555.

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by Anonymousreply 556December 11, 2022 12:17 AM

I remember being young and sometime in the early to mid 1980's PBS showing a tom jones concert and it was incredible obscene! His huge blatant bulge all off to the side of his zipper in his spray painted on black polyester pants was yes obscene, blatant and pornographic! I'm surprised he was allowed to perform like that on stage in front of a audience (not to mention his wide open shirt showing his hairy tanned chest and his chippendale bumping and grinding moves) and not arrested for public indecency!!..

Around the same time I remember watching the country singer Billy "Crash" Craddock singing his one hit "rub it in" which was while cheesy at the same time incredible dirty and pervy lyrics and him singing it very suggestively and doing some nice body moves as he sang as well! Reminded me a bit of Gil (buck rogers! sigh) Gerard he did at the time...

by Anonymousreply 557December 11, 2022 6:45 PM

R557 - thanks for mentioning Billy Craddock - I'd never heard of him and looked him up at Google Images. What a hot hunk of man!

by Anonymousreply 558December 11, 2022 6:54 PM

Today was the first day I've ever heard of Gardner McKay. He is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 559December 11, 2022 6:56 PM

R555 There wasn't a Zimbalist acting family, really. Just Efrem Jr. and Stephanie. His parents were Efrem Zimbalist, a great violinist, and Alma Gluck, who was a famous opera singer.

Efrem later was on the board of the PTL CLub of Jim and Tammy Baker fame.

by Anonymousreply 560December 11, 2022 6:59 PM

Dolph Lundgren in Rocky. 1985. I was 13. The photo of him on the back of the soundtrack album got splattered In a lot of cum. Thankfully it was a glossy wipe clean cover. So my older brother didn't have a clue.

by Anonymousreply 561December 11, 2022 7:00 PM

I just remembered The Last American Hero from 1971 or so......a movie about early NASCAR racing and Jeff Bridges suddenly showed his butt....once when Valerie Perrine showed up after he took a shower and another time in a bed scene with her. It's the only time in my life I have been jealous of Valerie Perrine.

It was quite nice to look at and I went to see the movie many times.....it was on one of the cable channels today.....and there it was again!

I can't find a photo to link...... :(

by Anonymousreply 562December 11, 2022 10:39 PM

R561.. i'll take dolph in he-man! oh lordy be!

by Anonymousreply 563December 11, 2022 11:03 PM

GIYF, R562

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by Anonymousreply 564December 11, 2022 11:15 PM

Ah R564 thanks! There it is!

by Anonymousreply 565December 11, 2022 11:18 PM

I liked to see Steve Garvey on TV when I was a child. I couldn't explain why at that point. When I became a teenager I realized I was transfixed by his crotch in his baseball uniform. It was so prominent. I figured he had a big dick, rounded balls and a thick patch of black hair around them.

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by Anonymousreply 566December 12, 2022 1:49 AM

R557, I was also infatuated by Tom Jones' performances. Women would throw their underwear onstage to him.

Back at that time, Spencers Gifts had an unwrapped picture of Tom Jones. It boasted you can remove his clothes. There were two clear saloon doors which opened up in layers, showing him fully clothed, then wearing a tee shirt and boxer shorts, then you could open them to show his bare chest. The next layer revealed him full-frontal, with a long thick cock and a large bush.

I don't know if that was a real full-frontal, or some kind of 1960s photoshop job, but I took a real good look and shut those saloon doors. I was eight or nine at the time. I was in the back of the store while my parents were at the front counter, and I rushed back to them, convinced someone had seen me looking at that full-frontal Tom Jones.

That image is still etched in my memory. Jones flirted with nudity in other photoshoots of the time. Some bush was shown in a couple of them.

by Anonymousreply 567December 12, 2022 2:51 AM

Engelbert was the smooth version (chest-wise) of Tom Jones, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 568December 12, 2022 4:34 AM

Weren't a lot of young gay guys supposedly attracted to Don Grady from My Three Sons?

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by Anonymousreply 569December 12, 2022 6:38 AM

I was kind of turned on in a weird way by Johnny Quest and Haji.

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by Anonymousreply 570December 12, 2022 6:39 AM

R549 - apparently not. He has a wife a kid (not that that proves anything).

Was Tim Hauser gay? He put the band together and it was a pretty campy act.

by Anonymousreply 571December 12, 2022 7:56 AM

[quote]STUPID ME! How in the world did I forget Jim Palmer! those underwear ads got me off so many times I can't count the number....One in particular where he wore a pale blue bikini and sitting showed a HUGE soft bulge.. I think I still have the AD of that particular photo, In fact I know I do...

I liked him in these gray briefs.

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by Anonymousreply 572December 12, 2022 8:08 AM

This will date me a bit but my first was George Maharis of Route 66. I was so young I didn't know what was happening to me but felt a tingling inside. Ever since I felt the same way I saw a hot man on TV. Never interested in girls no matter how much I tried. One more was Lloyed Bridges on Sea Hunt. Nice hairy, muscular chest when he when swimming and diving.

by Anonymousreply 573December 12, 2022 8:52 AM

R567! AH YES, SPENCER'S GIFTS!!!!!!!!!! what a great store it was back in the day! I'm sure I wasn't alone and in fact countless guys checking out the risque cards and the chippendales, SKIN DEEP and other male calendars trying not to get caught! laugh!...I Remember seeing well known successful fitness/bodybuilder models like a young mike o'hearn and sagi kalev on the cards...Never saw or heard of the Tom Jones card though! wow, I probably would have tried to shoplift it! laugh!....I bet some guys worked there just to get this stuff and perhaps steal it too!

R573! I SO HEAR you about Lloyd Bridges in "sea hunt"... sexy hairy chested lean muscled daddy he was and his trunks were so damn snug too (which was the style back then)! In fact, plenty of times in scenes you could see his butt cheeks and creases sticking out of them, usually when he was underwater! I remember 2 episodes distinctly! One in which a pretty young girl half his character's age seduces him turns out she's a grifter criminal and another episode where he was quite "friendly' with a young boy total pervy if you really looked at it with such intentions...

I also remember when Bridges appeared in a late 1970/s early 1980's TV cop drama, I think it was called Joe Forrester? one episode had him in a lowlit bathroom taking a bath and this beautiful young woman who he was protecting at his place, came into the bathroom , stood at the doorway in a robe and suggestively asked to join him and started taking off her robe, it was REALLY EROTIC AND SEXY not to mention that at the time lloyd bridges was old enough to be her father if not grandfather, but he still looked damn good and sexy and his sexy half smirk on his face as he subtly nodded for her to join him was so hot! DAMN, I wish I could find this scene on YOUTUBE (no luck so far!) and jack to it!

by Anonymousreply 574December 12, 2022 1:22 PM

I too have just heard of Gardner McKay today and DAAAAMN he was hot.

by Anonymousreply 575December 12, 2022 1:26 PM

We’ve discussed this book by Charles Hix before (the models aren’t famous though). I did do the exercises in the basement of my house using our dumbbells and bench press as a teenager in the early 80s. The models were gorgeous, the photos were hot(!) and way more interesting than the exercises. Surely my parents had a clue at this point.

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by Anonymousreply 576December 12, 2022 10:48 PM

Spencers sold Playgirl full-frontal jigsaw puzzles of Christopher George, Jim Brown, and the two Australian brothers who were on the Aussie Olympic swimming team.

I wanted to ask my parents to buy one for me, but I knew the response I would get...

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by Anonymousreply 577December 12, 2022 10:53 PM

This is from that Christopher George photo shoot.

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by Anonymousreply 578December 12, 2022 11:03 PM

I had a huge crush on Christopher George when was in the TV series "the Rat Patrol".

I was shocked (and very happy) when I saw the photo spread in Playgirl. He left nothing to the imagination. I couldn't believe he actually did it!

by Anonymousreply 579December 12, 2022 11:07 PM

Cheyenne (a/k/a Clint Walker}

by Anonymousreply 580December 12, 2022 11:28 PM

^I should add that I found Zorro quite interesting, as well, but not without the cape and mask.

by Anonymousreply 581December 12, 2022 11:29 PM

In case you lot are too young to remember . . .

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by Anonymousreply 582December 12, 2022 11:31 PM

[quote] I wanted to ask my parents to buy one for me, but I knew the response I would get...

R577, That made me fucking laugh! I spit up my cocktail picturing it…

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by Anonymousreply 583December 12, 2022 11:57 PM

Here are the two Australian brothers who competed in the Olympics. I think one of them won some swimming medals. They were well-known in Australia at the time. A copy of the issue was hard to find there.

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by Anonymousreply 584December 13, 2022 12:48 AM

Competitive swimsuits were much larger than they are today. I wonder if they manscaped in order to swim.

by Anonymousreply 585December 13, 2022 3:20 AM

Bobby Sherman.

by Anonymousreply 586December 13, 2022 3:26 AM

Pete the butcher (actor John Braden), from the '70s Shake-n-Bake commercials. I was only 5 years old, but there was something about him. I used to imagine him in a bathing suit, balancing on a surfboard.

Then I discovered Bill Bixby, from The Courtship of Eddie's Father. I wanted to be Eddie's brother, so I could live in that apartment and walk on the beach holding Bill Bixby's hand.

by Anonymousreply 587December 13, 2022 2:52 PM

R587 This dude?!

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by Anonymousreply 588December 13, 2022 2:54 PM

I always had a thing for Dick Van Dyke. I loved his tall, lanky body on The Dick Van Dyke show. He also had BDF.

by Anonymousreply 589December 13, 2022 3:05 PM

Bobby Sherman was very cute on Here Come The Brides. He didn't stir my loins, maybe I was too young, but he was handsome.

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by Anonymousreply 590December 13, 2022 11:37 PM

Dirk Benedict (he was my first crush)

Ron Howard (I know....gross! But I adored him as Richie Cunningham).

Robert Fuller (I wanted Dr. Brackett to be my "daddy").

by Anonymousreply 591December 13, 2022 11:52 PM

R591 Did you first see Dirk in Sssssss?

by Anonymousreply 592December 13, 2022 11:56 PM

I liked the guy in the Calgon TV ads of the 70s.

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by Anonymousreply 593December 14, 2022 2:53 AM

to think Bobby Sherman and Sal Mineo stripped naked on nude beaches....

by Anonymousreply 594December 14, 2022 2:55 AM

I've been watching episodes of "Here Come The Brides" on YouTubeTV. They are a lot of fun, and the three brothers are eye candy indeed!

by Anonymousreply 595December 14, 2022 6:45 AM

Does there exist of Bobby Sherman a billboard sized nude of him showing his uncut cock? Sal has that.

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by Anonymousreply 596December 14, 2022 8:43 AM

R595 I still remember in 6th grade some kids made a petition and sent it to the network, when they heard the show was cancelled. Got hundreds of signatures. Kids around that age loved that show.

by Anonymousreply 597December 14, 2022 12:37 PM

It's my first ever almost maxed out thread! Thanks to all who participated! I love you all!

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