Dylan covers the latest issue of UK magazine “Man About Town”

Come, see a man, which told me all things that ever I did: is not this the Christ?

Yeah, I guess. He’s hot, but so overexposed and seems like a handful. If I could just suck his ass one quick time and then he leaves; that would be great.

Who dis ho?

Voglio vedere, e mangiare, il suo dong.

Why did you use Google translate to speak Italian?

Great pics

WHO?????

Pepperoni nips, I approve.

Why hasn’t he just done the Pron already?

Those tattoos and the fact that he started dating/fucking women despite claiming to be gay. No thanks.

hole presentation?

R15 he claims he never said gay and always stated he’s bi. And his recent relationships have all been with women.

Yes, 'women' love it when men send them jackoff videos:

They have 21 different covers for that issue, so hardly exclusive.

R19 yes but each cover is sold separately on the website. His is the only one sold out.

LOL why lie? There are plenty of issues sold out (Logan Lerman, Freek Iven, Simone Susinna, Luke Evans, James Yates, Nick Jonas), but Dylan's is not one them

Hi Dylan. Show us your hole.

Wait, he’s str8 now?! He was an insatiable Manhattan pass around bottom with a squeal that could be heard in all five boroughs, I mean…

Who?

He's praising the army experience now saying it taught him how to think under pressure. A reminder that he claimed to have discovered pacifism to get out of the army after one year, during which he only did training.

R23 he isn’t from NY. He lived there for like a year. He’s from Chicago. Living in LA.

Never heard of him before but I’m glad I know him now. He’s special, I’d love to see him overexposed.

Dylan…Who??

R25 he is full of it. And he was in hot waters while in the army. They ended up letting him out after one year. The minimum is usually 2.

So when you say hot water…

Are we talking jacuzzi… superior officers…

Fellow grunts dropping and giving 20 while taking 8…

?

Is this person supposed to be famous?

R21 some of those issues you mentioned are pre-orders. They aren’t even out yet.

PS it cost over $50 to buy it in the states because of shipping costs.

[quote]Dylan…Who??

Exactly! First name only? Honey, no!

He's a whore.

R26 yes, but during that year he was an enthusiastic bottom for big dicked twinks and well heeled elder gays. Wasn’t much of a student though…

He’s not a whore!

IIRC his brother is super hot too!

r32 And that changes you lying about Dylan's being sold out how?

[quote]Living in LA

Sharing a one bedroom apartment in Skid Row with his brother

r29 Right. His claims of being a pacifist were solely to get himself out of his commitment. He even went AWOL while there. And now he's trying to market himself as a veteran, and even claiming he did special operations training

What is his true sexual orientation?

r42 Way back when he started posting here, he admitted to being pan, rather than gay

R43, he posted on here? I want to see

r44 He got most of those threads deleted once he got pissy that no-one cared about his writing, and once his alt IG was exposed with him liking questionably young looking guys (and a tranny)

R41 correct. He kept disappearing, sometimes for a week+. He was on probation before he was discharged and all, because he wouldn’t follow orders or their rules. He was also always late. The biggest issue with that is that the person who is over his group gets in trouble when his new army folk mess up. Dylan kept getting that person in trouble by always being late and disappearing.

They finally just let him go.

Isn’t it an open secret he was recruiting minors for his rich NYC elite men?

These young men with sexual orientation confusion are rather tedious.

Remember when he thought he could take a year off from college and training, and then just waltz back into NCAA competition?

His living in the Lincoln Heights area. Not skid row.

R50 huh??

Who is this person?

[quote]He’s hot, but so overexposed and seems like a handful.

What is your definition of overexposed? He's barely a nobody. He was a nice high school kid who got something of a platform and a great opportunity at college and then was taken in by users who fucked him and then prostituted him.

He tried to be an influencer and that flopped. All he has left is memories of nice trips and being fucked by people he wouldn't have fucked in a million years under normal circumstances for those trips and club access. Who did he fuck to get this shoot?

And now Mr. yachts and private jets is living with his brother. I have no problem with someone being a whore, but be a smart whore and get something out of it. Like a sugar daddy who pays for a nice apartment.

r50 Wrong. He lives in the Santa Fe Lofts building, which is in Skid Row

Here he is saying he's shocked to find crime happening in DTLA

Funny how his defenders always have to lie to try to defend him

r54 LOL he was an asshole in school, he was never nice. And he wasn't "taken in" he jumped in with both feet. Literally everything about his personality tells you he was always going to end up like this.

He misbehaved to the point in school that he had to be shipped off to a military academy, that doesn’t happen to “nice boys.”

And and he also says "covid has really decimated this part of town" - a reminder that he didn't even move to LA until after covid.

He has weird teeth

r59 His sugar daddies bought them for him

I’m confused about the brother living with him? Mason had a great little set up living in an exclusive community of Artist lofts. I think they were just meant to be works spaces, but like artists have done throughout history most of the people lived there as well. Did he loose that space and move in with Dylan?

R56 correct. His “fans” always lie for him and paint him as the victim. He did it to himself. It was all a choice. He’s even spoken out against college. He made his choices. No one else did.

I’d eat his hole until his head caved in.

R61 are you slow? Dylan moved in with Mason, not the other way around. That apartment is Mason’s.

Yes, Mason moved into a new apartment in Skid Row with Dylan when Dylan moved to LA

R65 no. Mason was already living there. Dylan moved in with him.

[quote][R54] LOL he was an asshole in school, he was never nice.

I was using nice sort of ironically, but it's my fault if that didn't through.

[quote]His “fans” always lie for him and paint him as the victim.

I'm not a fan, I just think he's dumb for not turning his whoring into something better than a loft on Skid Row.

Dylan trashed himself down. From beautiful, compact & sexy Ivy League jock, to drop out, to pass around party boy, to army, to army drop out, to washed-up, un-productive, trashy, tattoo'd cover boy among several dozen others.

The loft isn’t his.

He is made to be a warhol/morrissey underground scenester, but that scene is long gone. WTF is he going to do? Looking trashy like that and never having completed anything?

The way his “fan” lies for him (r65) is so cringe.

Mason moved to LA right after HS. At only nineteen years old, he became one of the youngest artists working at Los Angeles' The Brewery Art Colony. Unlike Dylan, he finished college on top of working and pursuing his passion.

The loft is Mason’s. After Dylan left the army he had nowhere to go. He went back home to Chicago for a little while and then NYC with Michael Cohen for a couple of weeks. He was trying to get into that social media influencer house that Charlie & Dixie D’Amelio, Addison Rae, Noah Beck etc. lived in (and they all became famous), even kissing Noah’s ass on social media. When that didn’t pan out he moved in with Mason, who lived in LA since he was 18.

Unlike Dylan, who city hops.

[quote]WTF is he going to do? Looking trashy like that and never having completed anything?

Well, he can't sit with us!

Well, other than the feminine posing in OP's pic, I will concede the guy has a great body.

I didn't even realize he was the DL fav until reading it later in the thread.

Noice nippleage.

[quote]Only he could pull off such a hot cover so effortlessly.

I envy you; a million guys could pull that off, but you believe "only" this guy could. Must be nice to be so deluded.

Seems to have a lot of jack off videos.

R80 = Grubby.

R73 People who claim something as a 'DL fave' are false advertisers.

These photographs tell us more about the photographer and the groomer and retoucher.

The body is in the pictures trying very hard to be more than just a hunk of flesh.

[quote]The way his “fan” lies for him ([R65]) is so cringe.

LOL you might want to check my post history before accusing me of being a fan of Dylan. Meanwhile, your own history shows you're the one who lied about his cover being sold out.

As for the apartment, they both posted stories at the same time of them "decorating" it, moving furniture, asking for stuff to fill their new space. But as you've already shown with your other posts, facts are clearly a problem for you.

Why is he wearing Playboy bunny ears?

[quote] Why is he wearing Playboy bunny ears?

Why isn't he sticking his tongue out and down over his lower lip?

I'd breed him.

But where is the poetry?

Where is the verse?

I'd be verse with him.

The OP has chosen the only attractive photograph.

(now just what is that rubbish on his right flank?)

Dylan is so fine!

Dillon?

Those tattoos!

Best thing on him..the NIPPS.

This guy is not an actor nor a singer nor a dancer. He is a social influencer on youtube. Who gives a fuck about him other than the teenyboppers?

[quote] Who gives a fuck about him…?

I want him, R97

I want him wrapping himself around me.

[quote] This guy is not an actor nor a singer nor a dancer. He is a social influencer…

A "social influencer" who stands in front of a camera uses the same skills as all those other people who stand in front of a movie camera.

There's no reason why one should be considered as having a greater or lesser degree of "celebrity".

Give us a fucking break, r99.

Too shiny.

Those tattoos are particularly dreadful. They’re ugly.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

He was never this “nice kid” who got corrupted by the users in NYC. As if. He was a jerk from the get-go.

Is that a Kokopelli I spy?

^ Whatever it is… it is an abomination.

R102 he sought them out. Not the other way around.

R99 what??? Lmaooooo

Who is it? Something to do with that bad photos and something sprayed in oil?

Someone needs to produce a video where Dylan defiles Micah Plath.

[quote][R73] People who claim something as a 'DL fave' are false advertisers.

"DL fav" doesn't actually mean the person is a favorite, favored, or even liked by DL.

As a matter of fact, most of the time, it's used as a pejorative to connote someone about whom there are multiple threads and we're generally sick of hearing and seeing and is usually often the object of some lunatic stan who keep incessantly posting.

In THAT context, he's a DL fav.

What does that triangle tattoo near his left pec mean?

The Holy Trinity

[quote]What does that triangle tattoo near his left pec mean?

I like blue.

He likes triangles.

Looking rough. Hard living and Father Time have taken their tolls. Getting old is a bitch.

Mason was living in the artists lofts at The Brewery east of Chinatown. I've been there. Interesting place. I went to a party there and a super good-looking jacked dude started fucking a hot woman in front of everyone. It was an "art installation" piece! Lol. Had I not gone to art school in San Francisco, I would've been shocked!

Can I just point out, that Mason, is actually a really amazing artist.

I am not a Dylan "fan", nor do I know his brother, but on a previous thread, years ago, his brother appeared in a vlog, and his art was shown, and it was really impressive. Just sayin'.

No, I am not Dylan stan and I have never met him, and only know who he is through the (toxic) DL threads. (you fuckin' cunts!)

I liked Mason’s art as well, but it looks like he’s forsaken visual art for music now, which is maybe why he had to vacate the Lofts, which was such an amazing locale, I can’t image anyone giving that up.

Didn’t he have hot dad or stepdad, too?

r110 Dylan had a crush on the actor in Shameless who had that tatt, so he got it too

r115 Keep telling us how much you're not a fan of Dylan, someone might believe you

What happened to his ex boyfriend?

I want to see pics of his brother

r119 Which one?

Grant keeps changing his stage name while trying to pursue a career in music, with little success.

Jackson had a brief spell on OnlyFans where he referred to his dick as "The Beast", got too lazy to keep that up, gained weight, then cried online about bodyshaming, and doesn't seem to now do anything aside from creepily hang around younger influencers.

Johnny is also on OnlyFans

He's a big ol' bottom, right?

Someone must have the receipts.

Did Jackson have a big dick?

r123 Judge for yourself

Who is this hobo?

He looks like he's put together like a sort of little-person, cave-trolly Frankenstein with different mismatching body parts. He has the head size/body ratio of a toddler, very narrow shoulders. Rather short T-rex arms. Huuuge, droopy, big, hot plate breastasses, flat pancake ass, short legs, etc. I think he'd be good for a drunk hate-fuck, but he's just too primitive or neanderthaly in his stature and physical traits. Besides that, he's an appropriating grifter, relying on sycophantic gay incel fantasists and middleaged or old sugar daddies.

He’s a short muscled fitness obsessive - he’s doing what he should. Live in LA, make money on your looks, find a sugar daddy. At least he seems to be staying away from hard drugs. Not much of a future after 30 - but let him try it. Beats Wisconsin or Illinois or wherever he grew up. Big mistake leaving Columbia which he will always regret. But I guess that’s done and dusted.

R127 he grew up in a Chicago suburb.

[quote][R127] he grew up in a Chicago suburb.

Columbia the University, not Colombia the country.

R129 that poster said he grew up in Wisconsin or Illinois and LA is better, and Im saying while he may be from Illinois, he’s from Chicago. Not some nothing town.

My apologies, r128/r130!

[quote]Judge for yourself

I never would have guessed that Jackson had that kind of heat.

What does the profile say about him? Do we have the actual article? Or is it just a pictorial?

MAGA faggot whore

R48 You forgot the quotation marks around confusion.

Butter face.

The brother's also cute from what you can see on his IG account but man, what a couple of try-hards. The desperate effort to be 'edgy' is so contrived.

He’s in good company with the covers. Joshua Jackson, Luke Evans, Luke Grimes, Logan Lerman, a bunch of foreign stars etc. are all covering this series of issue covers… and Dylan.

If you scroll you can see all the cover stars and pre-order the copy you want!

Jake Bongiovi is cute. He looks like a young version of the singer Bon Jovi.

Son looking like father shock

Someone wanted proof he was a bottom?

can u post it off Twatter?

Does this work then?

You can't see Twitter porn if you're not a member. And I will never be a Twitter member. I wish Muriel would give them the Daily Mail/Independent treatment. Fuck Twitter right in the ass.

like dylan?

certainly makes him more interesting

yes, R144

damm

What if it’s a deepfake?

Dylan has always said he’s vers. Idk who keeps saying he isn’t a bottom. He bottoms and tops, depending on the person.

And like most guys who say they're vers, he mostly bottoms

^ that's hawt

R145 is Holier than Thou.

Thoughts on this guys thoughts about Dylan?

I have no thoughts on this wannabe celebrity's thoughts on this wannabe celebrity.

[quote] Dylan covers the latest issue of UK magazine …

He covers it with gushing sperm.

Love

In case y’all didn’t know he was recently signed to a talent agency

r153 That account is a bullshitter who basically copies stuff he's read on here and then acts like he has insider knowledge.

Hottie

If that video is legit, i have a feeling one of his old rich buddies leaked it. Supposedly he burned his bridges with Michael Cohen etc. even deleting many of his old pics with them.

but, a sex tape leak ups interest.

^ Michael Cohen?

Dd they both go to the same synagogue?

r160 The top doesn't look blubbery enough to be Michael

R162

Dylan Geick has deleted his Instagram posts from June 2018 where he was shown around the Houses of Parliament in London by Lord Michael Cashman with Anthony Watson, Ryan Fisher and Michael Cohen of Motel23 note.

You didn’t know he was their toy?

Him with his former sugar daddy

What is it with everyone and these fucking tattoos? Why do so many beautiful people want to make themselves look like trash? Please explain, someone.

R166 It's because they're lost and are "rebels without causes".

They have nothing to drive them. No parental discipline, no Russian invasions. They are decadent.

Dylan used to recruit minors for his sugar daddies. It was an open secret Dylan was recruiting hot minors for his rich NYC sugar daddies.

Dylan's dad deserted him.

The Infamous Yachting.

^ Who are these photoshopped store-dummies?

So is it true Dylan is plowing pussy these days and has seen the light so to speak of pansexuality?

R172 yes. He’s been seeing women.

R171 not photoshopped.

???

Geeck-penis in lady-vagine

????

Who’s the guy in R170 with the nasty feet?

So a pic of Dylan getting fucked leaks, and some moron decides to bury it by repeatedly posting stuff we already knew and pics we've already seen?

In those leaked images he doesn’t seem to have his triangle chest tattoo, which if memory serves, he got before he was 18 and would constitute that as child porn.

The tattoo is there, R177.

r177 is a really dumb fuck

R177 the tattoo is there.

The images that everyone wants to leak but never do are the ones where he’s a minor.

The thread on LPSG about him was abruptly deleted.

No doubt the white knight posters there reported it, and the mods are so over-reactive they decided to delete the whole thread. That site is such a shithole now.

The mods there over-react because they are trying to avoid more lawsuits

We're beyond overreacting. The mods have somehow made the simps believe Andrew Neighbors has a right to prevent his name from being mentioned or his person from being discussed. The simps are complying. The insanity.

From Ivy League Poet to BoyToy dressed as a playboy bunny. What a climb!

The source; still no video.

No preview. No reviews.

There's no doubt it's real. He's not exactly a celebrity that could or would warrant anyone undertaking kind of photo processing that would be required to make a deep fake this real. And you can't find images of him with those facial expressions macthing each movement and the stills seamlessly and contextually. Also the body in all its parts and proportion matches him perfectly. But the vidoe will never see the light of day. But the deluded and enabled cave troll prostitute is going to be even more insufferable now, the way this leak is stroking his grandiose ego.

r185 He never deserved to get into an Ivy League college, he only managed it because their wrestling team had a scandal and recruiting him was good PR

R189 is correct. He found it to be too hard too. He said once that HS was easy but college there was hard.

If Dylan had stayed at Columbia he could have mentored this kid.

Not sure we want Dylan mentoring anyone...

Michael J. Cohen mentored Dylan by the hour…

[quote]He's barely a nobody.

I don't think he qualifies even for the 'barely'.

In the nether realm of scrabbling non-entityville, he makes Jason Dottley seem like a superstar.

r191 Did you mean to type 'groomed'?

R195 Dylan just leads them in, Michael does the grooming.

r196 That the best defence you can come up with, Dylan?

DYLAN STOP WITH THE TATTOOS!!! You were so sexy before them.

R198 Agreed. He went from sexy to trashy with those Tatts

We want the fuck clip!

We want the fuck clip!

R191 Dom

Grapplin' fuck boi!

R201 I know, I found him through TikTok where his roommate says he can’t make a video while wearing a shirt. He does seem to be the pick of the litter on the team.

R201, Dom looks about 3" 'tall'.

He’s 5’8” and 149 pounds.

Dom is more approachable than Dylan.

Dylan's verse makes him unapproachable.

If you fancy a laugh, check out the facial expressions Dylan pulls while singing. So much effort being put into basic singing

He's grimacing in order to show that he has "soul".

Better chance of him having soul than having a soul.

I believe Michael or Anthony is now in possession of the latter

Why would Dylan consent to his top recording his dick ride if he didn't want others to see it?

r211 There have been a couple of people who said Dylan sent them videos of him and Jackson fucking, so it's not like it's new. It's just he doesn't want everyone to see.

R201 Dom triumphant!

Dylan looks like a delightful fuckboi.

Where's the tape?

Finally!

A genuinely HAWT dude on DL!

Dom is thick and masculine.

R207 anyone remember John Hamm on 30 Rock? Hot guy in The Bubble who didn’t realize he wasn’t actually good at anything? Hello Dylan!

His trajectory is a cautionary tale for young men of this generation. From New York Times story of LGBT inspiration to oiled up Instahoe plaything in just a few short years.

Years ago when Dylan first appeared, someone here did say this would be his path. Their prediction was, I think (and hope), a little darker than the reality, but otherwise spot on.

Don't get me wrong the rabbit ears and inviting tongue in OPs photo is very sexy, but there are definitely darker elements to his story it seems.

Meh, I'm with Jackson on this hoe somehow being relevant due to a gym membership.

R17 I think he says he's gay or almost says he's gay in this video.

Actually he does say it.

Hore.

Those tattoos look dreadfully fucking ugly. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Is this what he looks like without filters?

Yikes R226. He looks bloated and awful.

Well, he's not Tom Cruise tiny, but he's listed as 5'8", so what do we think - 5'6"-5'7"?

Is that him on the left in R226’s pic? That’s a very unflattering picture if that’s actually him. The tattoo makes him look even worse.

He looks so gross now. Also, I can't believe that people are still discussing the sexuality of this nobody since he said himself that he's still into FTMs/women, he's everything but gay, let's be objective here.

r229 Yes, that's him, and it's not like it was a one off, this is him a month ago in Miami

Self loathing bottom trumptard.

He’s very young to have the lines on either side of his mouth. That really ages him.

used up trash!

[quote]he's still into FTMs/women, he's everything but gay, let's be objective here.

Oh, he's gay. He's full of shit. He was so into getting fucked by Jackson. What is that, straight?

Who the fuck is Dylan?

R235 Correcting, He's everything but straight and gay* He's into very young girls with double mastectomy, he's disgusting and DL should forget this creep.

[quote]He's into very young girls with double mastectomy

R237 Any proof of this, or that he has sex with anyone underage? As long as they're both consenting adults, he can he be into whatever he's into. Why do you care?

You must be a proud, passionate Thespian, R100.

I don't know her.

We've been salivating over Dylan Geeck for almost decade now.

I wish he'd actually do something worthwhile.

I suggest a proper move role directed by Gus van Sant. Or a decent half-hour porn show with Keegan Whicker.

R238 LPSG confirmed that though. He can fuck whatever he wants just not call him 'gay' because he is not, let the bishits have him.

[quote]We've been salivating over Dylan Geeck for almost decade now.

He's 24, so fuck you, no we haven't

600,000 followers salivate over him on Instagram.

190,000 subscribers salivate over him on YouTube.

R237 there's pics of him getting fucked up the ass, he's a typical bottom pretended to like pussy cause it's not cool to gay cause gen z is homophobic Ina different way.

[quote] We've been salivating over Dylan Geeck for almost decade now.

[quote] He's 24, so fuck you, no we haven't

It’s been about six years, since around 2018.

It just seems like it’s been a LOT longer because this bitch is so exhausting.

Michael Cohen, Trump’s former attorney is a fag?

Go figure.

^ and you know that how??

Someone posted years ago in one of the classic Dylan threads that they were seated next to him at a New York gala benefit, they described him as desperate to appear insightful and intelligent but his true demeanor was pure fear at being exposed as a dullard. He evidently was as handsome as expected, but shorter and wearing a suit that didn’t fit him. He was subservient to his obvious benefactor at the table. This was during his Columbia University debacle period.

Remember the remarkable timeline someone built of the Madden/Flynn relationship? Someone needs to set down a definite historic Dylan timeline highlighting the many, many debacle periods of his life. Starting with the high school holiganism that got him sent to military school, the return to public school as the out gay wrestler, the GoFund me summer of launching as a social media star, that turned into the summer of love meeting Jackson, that launched into the NYC Columbia debacle and so on and so forth.

Age happens to us all. Harder when you’ve placed all your value in your looks. A hard life ahead.

R245 Fun Fact: Bisexuals also get fucked in the ass if you don't know... DL always disappoint when is for 'staning' men, It's almost always fugly bisexuals tranny fuckers and not gay males... have some self-respect.

[quote] there's pics of him getting fucked up the ass

Where, R245?

[quote]He was subservient to his obvious benefactor at the table

Shades of him standing silently to the side in the Cartier store in London

Why, if you don't know the guy, do you care if he "does someting worthwhile"? Why do people say this? You're not going to go out with him or be his friend.

R252 Yes except no one cares about fake bisexuals that had behind that label to not be called gay, like this bottom does...

R253, what are we supposed to look at? Another forum with no links to the sex vids?

There's video of him being fucked by Jackson.

Which link?

R259 I'm not going to link to anything, somebody sent it to me. It'll probably come out eventually. It's taken from Dylan's POV of Jackson but you can easily tell by his voice it's him.

I apologize in advance if this gets the thread deleted.

Thanks.

Yes, thanks. That's made the rounds. Porn hounds like me are still snuffling around for the clip of him riding some other guy's cock.

I mean...you don't even see a face.

R264 It's him, cry more frau.

He was just in the USVI at his rich, hippie-looking dad’s modern manse and he looked hot. No idea what happened in the few days between then and that pic posted above.

[quote]Geick served in the United States Army for a brief period of just over one year, before leaving. - Wikipedia

I know we've talked about it before but every time I see this line I think, who "leaves" the Army, after a year? Still don' get it. So you just say, Hey, sorry, I'm leaving?

R266 How rich is his dad? The places he grew up seem typically middle class. Does he have a stepdad?

"Left" the Army? The pussy is a deserter.

USVI = United States Virgin Islands

r267 There's some rule that the military has that if someone is clearly not a proper fit for the military, then they can be released before their commitment is completed. Dylan took advantage of that and after completing training suddenly started claiming he was a pacifist. Of course, now he's out of the army, he still wears army gear, calls himself a veteran, says he enjoys firing guns, etc. Like any pacifist would.

Oh and he also went AWOL for a weekend so he could go party.

R271 More like a paid gig with one of his sugar daddies.

[quote] So you just say, Hey, sorry, I'm leaving?

You quit! It's a job like anything else.

Why’d this thread get lined out? I miss the photo of our lubed up bunny!

R271 Thanks. What was his reason for joining the Army in the first place?

R275 Military school had got him on a good path when he was younger, and when he was again aimless and floundering after trying to return to Columbia and crashing and burning and without a stable relationship he’d hope the structure and discipline would help him again.

r275 Who knows? He seemed to idolise his step-father who had apparently been a Ranger, so likely that played a part.

Oh, he also claims he was special forces too. One year, just did training, and yet he claims he was in special forces. He's a fucking joke.

Hot!

Ironic

R265 FRAU? Are you mad? I'm not obsessed with this kid like you DL octagenarians. Frankly, I think it's pathetic that people twice this punk's age are so involved in his life. He’s hot and THAT’S about it. I mean…I could understand if he was an actual celebrity (it would STILL be kinda weird), but what the fuck has he done for all of you to follow his life like you’re watching a soap opera. I enjoy reading these threads because they're chock full of crazy.

With that being said...the video doesn't even show his face.

Smutty Chic

Or Method Acting

Junkie bathtime blues

🙈 [italic] Playful yet sexy ? ? ?

R283: indeed!

Demo below

R280. Dude. "He's a hot guy and THAT's about it". Yes, that is about it. Do you understand influencer culture?

[quote] I could understand if he was an actual celebrity (it would STILL be kinda weird), but what the fuck has he done for all of you to follow his life like you’re watching a soap opera."

Self-made fame - started in high school. Vlogs, social media. Eventually he got representation, management. He's on magazine covers (see this thread). How did that happen if he's not an actual celebrity? Nobody stalked or asked him to reveal his life, he willingly gives it out on a regular basis. Fame whore, call it what you want but it's there if you want to follow it.

[quote]What the fuck has he done

It's usually just about somebody being hot or cute while also doing gossip-worthy things. They don't have to dance with the NYC Ballet.

[quote]I'm not obsessed with this kid like you DL octagenarians. Frankly, I think it's pathetic that people twice this punk's age are so involved in his life.

I'm not involved in his life, I sometimes talk about it. Then I forget about it when I'm not here. And I'm not an octogenarian. There's an age when people are at their peak hotness, surely you're aware of that. Enjoying that is healthy, not pathetic. Means you're still alive.

R274: go to ‘Settings/ Permissions’

Then turn ‘Flames& Freaks’ all the way to the right to ‘Asbestos Eyeballs’

Then voilà the grey line disappears!

r280 It's his voice and the bottom has the same knee tattoo as Dylan. It's him.

In yer face

R285 Yeah....the mini-biography and all that rationalizing pretty much confirms what I posted. Oh, wait...I apologize for assuming that you're in your 80s.

New York Ballet? GOTCHA

Get in da FloW

Off topic, but can anyone explain that IMGBB thing at e.g. R281? When I click on one of those it shows the image for about a split second (if it even loads fully by then), then it's covered up by ads that play out of scale so I can't even see the whole picture or text. What's the point of this?

R291: IMGBB image hosting is one of the few free hosting services that’s compatible with DL’s rather problematic Preview panel/functionality; that’s why many of us are using it. It means you can actually see the picture in Preview mode, and not just a boring URL link

Personally it works fine for me, and I haven’t even installed as ad blocker

I’m viewing on an iPad Air

R289 I'm in my early 60s. The "mini-biography" applies to most influencers. I don't know anything about Dylan, tbh. Other than he was a high school wrestler, went to Columbia, was in the Army and went out with Jackson.

Same for me R292 — no viewing problems on my iPad.

Having a photo hosted on IMGBB is easier than searching for some pic that will appear in preview mode.

R294 I’m on an iPad too, but I’ve never understood what is IMGBB and how it works. How do you search it to see if the image you want is there in the first place? And how do you begin to decider those extreme number/letter combinations, is there a code somewhere?

I usually read the forum on my laptop and I just have to click on the rectangle or whatever it is, below the post. Not hard.

I never understand the codes that come with the IMGBB image, so I just ignore them

R295, you don’t need to search it — I’m not even sure where you would do that. But rather, you create an account and add your own photos. For each one that you upload, the site will generate a link that you post here in DL in the box after the signature box.

Two caveats: (1) You should choose the private/incognito option for posting so it doesn’t generate an identifier with your email. That’s why you see those bizarre codes with letters and numbers at the bottom of the pics. (2) Make sure for the autodelete option that you have “do not delete” checked.

I often know what pic I want to use, but I gave up on finding one that would preview. Now, I don’t have that problem.

He needs to back away from the "edgy" photoshoots and just do the All American (slutty) Boy stuff that got him fame in the first place. More singlets, less fishnet underwear and eyeliner!

Who is this person?

R299: like this, right?

This is from Dylan’s Instagram Story

He obviously has a type: this boy he films looks like a younger and butcher version of Jackson

Dylan with good friend Andrew Warren at the Vivienne Tam show from the recent NYFW

What Daily Mail would have described as ‘toned midriff!’

Yikes! Is that what he looks like without filters?

Oh no goodness no what has he done to himself. Ghastly

WTF happened to his face? Did he fall on it from the roof?

Very square-jawed.

He can't wear clothes. They just don't work on him.

I don’t know, I think the mahjong tiles shirt goes well with the goofy hair

Like the non-pet equivalent of ‘Totes Adorbs’!

Throwback: 2018, with socialite Peter Brant Jr

All-American

He's really lantern-jawed. But cute.

Steroids and hgh will just make that jaw bigger.

Groovy baby

It’s sad really, his eyes are just so dead. That hollow core reveals itself in those empty pupils.

R316 Maybe he just had a hard night.

R314 If he was on steroids wouldn't he probably be bigger?

Throwback: Handcuffs and Whips

R319 His efforts at being edgy are so tedious.

His efforts at being tedious are so edgy.

He looks more like an emo lesbian these days.

Was very funny watching his sex tape with Jackson. He's so occupationally damaged that he even calls adolescent, femme twinks Daddy as they dump their come in his trafficked bussy.

He's sunk so low as to rent himself out as a 'close friend' of nepo z-list gay youngsters to appear at their birthday parties and posting excessive, smarming, celebratory musings about their long-lasting deep connection. The grift is endless as it hollows him out.

R324 It still beats being a wage slave. What do you all expect this guy to be? A surgeon? Or the junior congressman from Wisconsin?

R324: OMG is that what it is? I’m so naive that I just thought, wow it’s nice he’s becoming sociable again, going out with friends, partying and enjoying himself, finally beating his depression for the past year or so

R326 Oh, come on.

Well he and friends are definitely out eating some good stuff

This Instagram Story is so pretty I just had to screen grabbed it

^ * screen grab

R323: Jackson [left] is quite nerdy-cute

[R326]

He doesn't have and never had major depression. It's another thing he shamelessly appropriates as a grifting, social tool for clout and perceived relatability. Taking the absolute piss on people who are debilitated by that condition.

his irrelevance is compounding.

evidenced by this thread continuing and not being deleted.

Why would it be deleted?

he's a sensitive pan?

Pan in the ass?

pan bottom

Living his Best Lyfe

And one for the FeetS FanS

Is he on so much Thorazine that causes the hooded eyes look or is that some makeup choice?

^ OMG Thorazine - that’s so old-skool! Positively Bret Easton Ellis during his 80s prime

Peace

IMPROV-ing on his new toy

R323 When did he call Jackson Daddy?

R343 While taking his load.

R344 I think he just calls him Baby.

What is this "Baby?" Dylan never called anyone "Baby!"

Bob Dylan? Dylan Farrow?

Once upon a time: so young looking

^ do we have to have photos that include that idiot Bryce Hall????

Didn't realize Bryce Hall was that short.

Ass still as flat as a pancake 🥞

He doesn’t have his sugar daddies to get him proper haircuts or facials anymore, hence his hobbit like appearance. Tragic.

Nobody needs a sugar daddy to get a good haircut.

Wrestling in 2014:

R349: I’m not entirely sure, but I think Bryce is one of the two right?

Ok here you go, from left:

Ex-bf Jackson, Bryce, Dylan, and Mikey Barone

I see, Bryce seems to have turned straight, or at least have become a father

^ I didn't realise Bryce was so short. Certainly don't believe that kid is his.

R358: artificial insemination? No physical contact needed then

Hi Dylan, why the long face?

"Empty Vessels" comes to mind when looking at the expressions on R348

With extra added Tyler Oakley

From the very beginning I found Tyler Oakley repulsive on so many different levels to the point I still throw up in my mouth a little even at seeing pictures of him.

Thanks for the explanations. I must be using some incompatible software on my laptop (not a tech person here), because when I click on the image below R290 (or any other IMGBB link) the image appears but is immediately covered up by an out-of-scale video.

Web browser applications have been known to burst into flames at the mere typing of "Tyler Oakley."

exactly, he got threads about him shut down in a second in the past.

incongruence from him now

Back in the day…

Man in the Mirror

Likely not his first time on the rodeo

Back to Worshiping

Liminal lEaTherboy

Tatterdemalion blues

Daddy's home

R371/372/373: Dylan looks great in those latest snaps

If these are new pictures they need to update the thread title, those are no longer the latest images.

He looks better getting his butt fucked or masturbating:

award-winning!

R375: yes, these new shots are meant for his OF account

R372 he definitely wearing ass pads

^ A Beauty is made, not born

He’s calling that twink Daddy?

R381: hot right? Anyway the way these late millennials/zoomers use ‘Dad/Daddy’ has almost nothing to do with age and everything to do with attitude/desirability of the person so addressed

“If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire can ever warm me, I know that is poetry.”

R377 I've seen that somewhere before.

In color

In deep thoughts

He’s really needs to be the centerfold and not the cover, with a staple through the navel.

I hardly recognize him in those photos.

I'm not really a fan of overtly sexualized photo shoots. They've been overdone. A phot shoot of him wearing chinos and a cotton shirt would be more sexy for me nowadays. Everybody has to be overtly sexy now. Not merely handsome or pretty, the sort of thing that has more under-the-surface sexiness. Subtler. Wonder if the pendulum will ever swing back. The clothes look awful.

That’s what he charges $100s for?

Looks like a nasty junkie makes a final cash grab. Allegedly.

He always looks mean. Even when he is smiling, he looks mean. I bet he is a nasty bully.

A bully bottom.

How short is he?

The freaky and chavy genetics are jumping out more and more

R393: depending on which showbiz website one consults, it ranges from 5’ 8 to 6’ 1

Hanging with photog @smiggi

Can be studiously handsome

Is he ultimately going to be this generation’s Edie Sedgwick, seemingly getting his life together and then dying mysteriously only to have an author interview a hundred or so people about him to try to discover who he really was, while remaining completely elusive?

Geick is a variant of Giek from the Middle High German surname Giege, meaning ‘foolish bewitched person.’

Does anybody remember when being vain, exhibitionistic, and narcissistic were considered a totally unattractive personality traits. or no?

*ignore the "a".

narcissistic bishit trash who will never let men go, but will spend his life complaining about gay men.

He's hot as fuck! Everyone deserves a second chance!

Even though they are no more, I don’t think Dylan is ever going to surpass this relationship in terms of compatibility and affection

With some Gaysian drag Queen

Dylan is taking on another big project, a fundraiser/memorial for his stepfather where he’s going to walk 2,4000 miles over ten states.

^ so Walt Whitman/Jack Kerouac of him

A girl left this quite insightful comment underneath the video at r406:

[quote] Sofhie Krygsman Jaroszýnski Sofhie Krygsman Jaroszýnski 3 hours ago (edited)

[quote]happy for your achievements, but you're losing yourself, you came out as gay, and suddenly you're hooking up with women, we understand your disappointments, but cheating on you, your feelings of rebellion will not be cool, I loved seeing you dating a man, seeing you with a woman is sad, because I know you don't like it, Good luck on your journey, hope you are that man boy again For the cause, and get a handsome boyfriend who is one with you, boyfriend you Matches a man. 💓😘

At least taking a vow of silence and no social media for the first month will allow a period of time for us to forget and not know if he’s dropped out of doing this too. Then he can triumphantly say he’s making a difference in a month if he’s still on schedule, or it can fade away and be forgotten like the big book club, podcast, vlogger, wrestler, college, army, (insert other activity here)

Much like everything he starts and never finishes, I predict this walk with last about 6 miles.

R404 Didn't they beat each other up?

It's not unusual for a straight-acting gay boy like Dylan to attract women and sometimes (or often) the woman initiates it. He has a cute face, low voice, killer body so it's almost inevitable he would hook up with chicks, though I think it's a phase.

411R No, Jackson beat up his mother and sister, Dylan initially pulled an “I don’t know her” situation and distanced himself from their relationship. He was originally quoted in some of the news coverage, but powerful friends got it wiped from the inter webs.

Oh, okay. I forgot that. R413

Did Jackson's family fight back? Because he got bruised up pretty bad.

I think the cops arrived, maybe they used extreme force to extricate him, supposedly he was completely blotto at the time so didn’t feel anything until later.

R415 That's your average influencer right there, though. So many of them are fucked up, really.

Of course maybe wanting to put a fake version of your life online that usually only includes the good parts is a sign of being fucked up?

Poor Jackson’s mugshot

More here: it happened in 2018, he was only 20, so young people made mistakes

Dylan’s internalized homophobia will search and search for a reason that he’s gay and not “straight and normal”.

What will happen during Dylan’s trek when two path in the woods diverge? That could really hang up a poet like him, it could take days of meditation and journal writing.

This is why I scoff at people who say that pretty privilege isn't real. How else does this guy survive? Where does the money come from? Who pays for the trips to fashion week? I know how much models make and it's not a lot, unless you're a name.

Latest vid on his Instagram, showing him at the start of the Journey

^ 30 days of SILENCE

No Social Media

I thought he was sober, then he said 420 is his favorite number. Is weed not considered in sobriety anymore?

Is he going to have a handler for the first 30 days who explains who he is and asks the needy questions like “where can I shit?” and “where can I plug in my phone that I’m only using for GPS, music, audiobooks and podcasts?”

[quote]How else does this guy survive? Where does the money come from? Who pays for the trips to fashion week? I know how much models make and it's not a lot, unless you're a name.

I think you should google how influencers make money.

R421^^^

R406, Well...will be interesting to see how much dick he gets in his travels over 10 states!

I know how influencers make their money. I guess I missed the memo that Dylan was an influencer. I know he wanted to be an influencer, but are you an influencer with just 602K followers? Noah Beck is an influencer with 9 million followers and you see him everywhere. I'm not trying to be shady, but I thought you needed, at the very least, a million followers. And I didn't see any sponsored posts.

But if you guys say he's an influencer, I have no reason to doubt you.

R429 Well, up until the Army, at least, he described himself as an influencer and YouTuber. Wikipedia describes him as an American social media personality. Not a lot of influencers have as many followers as Noah Beck. He still has a lot of followers across Instagram, TikTok, YouTube. I don't know, I may be wrong. But people with his number of followers are way above the follower count of most people.

How far is he supposed to be going in 30 days?

Who pays his bills?

Without the gay wrestling article, any chance he gets into Columbia?

There was that one porn star, like many he was named Colby, who fucked his way across America in a camper van or as they call them in the UK a caravan and did videos about the experience. Dylan really should have done something like that.

R434:thanks for the mention!

How do we know he's "dating" women? He has his picture taken with them, but that doesn't mean they're dating. I know he changes from gay, to bi, to pan, to open, to whatever, but those are just GenZ buzzwords.

Quite the piece of basic white trash.

Raw

R436 His official partners are men but some people say he cheated on jackson with a girl.

He also came out as gay and identified as gay, then started saying he liked women too and labels don't work and blah-de-blah.

R438 And inking up too. Poor Dylan, he'll find that he just isn't anything special.

R108 Micah's semen would probably burn Dylan like holy water.

Ordinarily I'd suggest some gronking to sort out his attitude, but he might be too loose even for me.

r436 I think he had flings with girls.

"Knowing Dylan, he'll probably walk out of the front door and down the street. Then he'll get a pebble in his shoe. He'll retreat back into his home and claim that there were unsurmountable odds that prevented his journey. He'll then go back to reading poetry. "

R445 Oh the oppression, oh the injustice!

No doubt he will quit this quest and hide for the month so no one knows. Expect he’ll be hiding away in a sugar-daddy funded suite in some city soon.

His "vow of silence" will be taking sugar daddies' cocks for a month.

I guess all of you think he got that body by sitting around reading poetry. He can be dedicated and committed when necessary.

R449 He knows no one would give him any time of any day if he wasn't pretty.

R450 That doesn't change anything I said. Staying in that kind of shape reuires a lot of commitment and work.

R451 Fair enough, perhaps he'll surprise us and actually complete his thing.

R452 If he doesn't we'll have plenty to talk about, though. Haha

449 No. He is incapable of sustained effort with anything. Regarding his physique it's genetic privilege. He's naturally cave-trolly built, only smaller. Same with his Dad who's twice his age and without doing much looks pretty much the same. It's just a case of losiing a little weight.

R454 I have no idea what "cave-trolly built" means but there's video evidence he works out a lot.

Dylan’s step father Tom Bauer apparently committed suicide at age 41 in 2021, due to untreated PTSD

Now it begins to make sense: why Dylan spiralled into depression last year, and why the charity beneficiaries of his cross country walk being mental health organisations

First 100 miles

I guess he doesn’t have time to swing by Mt. Baldy and find Julian huh?

Why isn’t Mason undertaking this walk with him?

What is it about forums and asking why someone *isn't* doing something?

I mean...how do you people know this guy's father is "cave-trolly" built? Seriously, someone needs to check under your floorboards OR your closets for clown shoes.

Loose trumpie faggot.

[quote] Geick is a variant of Giek from the Middle High German surname Giege, meaning ‘foolish bewitched person.’

Never came across that word Giege in the German language. There's Geige (= violin) and then there's gaga which could fit your foolish bewitched person.

I don't know what cave trolly means but shouldn't it be trolley?

Dylan Geick?

Dylan Nasty!

R455 I'm assuming the point that is trying to be made is that Dylan is a natural mesomorph. It's true that there are guys who just tend to look gym-fit, and who can get there with less work. Of course, less work isn't no work.

Dylan is in my opinion a perfect example of the "useless thirsty prettyboy" stereotype, one that social media has allowed to make a living or even get rich just on their looks and their willingness to gaybait.

All of that being true, it doesn't mean that he's incapable of choosing to do something worthwhile with himself.

We'll see.

466 Dylan is good at expressing himself, verbally - he's good at relating to his audience, he's got a likable personality and doesn't usually take himself all that seriously, even when he's taking himself seriously. He doesn't seen full of himself, and is capable of making an intelligent observation. I don't think he's "all that" physically even with his worked-out looks. Maybe you come for the model shots but stay for something else.

R466^