Mike Tindall is married to the princess’ daughter, Zara (niece of King Charles III and granddaughter of the late Queen Elizabeth II).
Hot or not?
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Mike Tindall is married to the princess’ daughter, Zara (niece of King Charles III and granddaughter of the late Queen Elizabeth II).
Hot or not?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 23, 2022 8:17 PM |
I'd like to see Princess Anne's son in his undies.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 18, 2022 1:54 AM |
Peter Phillips probably has a furry ass and a musky hole.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 18, 2022 2:01 AM |
I'd like to see Mark Tindall OUT of his undies.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 18, 2022 2:02 AM |
He’s gross looking. The Royal family has really fallen since he Queen died.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 18, 2022 2:04 AM |
Swimwear, not undies.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 18, 2022 2:05 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 18, 2022 2:05 AM |
For his age (44), I'd say he has a killer body. But man, his face looks rough for that age.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 18, 2022 2:09 AM |
He seems to be enjoying himself abit too much.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 18, 2022 2:11 AM |
I like a beefy man, and that is a man with a hell of a lot of muscle... under the fat.
You can keep your Muscle Mary's, I'd rather have this grownup slab of beef!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 18, 2022 2:12 AM |
He’s only 44? Looks older. God body - go him. But he is an athlete. Weird choice - but good for Zara for picking sex over propriety.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 18, 2022 2:15 AM |
[quote] Peter Phillips probably has a furry ass and a musky hole.
He's thicc and handsome and seems to be a devoted dad, son, brother & brother-in-law. And just as rugged, judging by the photo at R6
That's about all I know of him so he seems to be a winner over his cousins.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 18, 2022 2:17 AM |
[quote]. But he is an athlete. Weird choice - but good for Zara for picking sex over propriety.
She's an Olympian
[quote] On 11 June 2012, Tindall was announced as a member of the British Equestrian team for the 2012 London Olympic Games.[21] She competed in the Olympics on High Kingdom and won a silver medal in the team event. Her mother, Princess Anne, presented her medal.[22] Tindall finished second at Luhmühlen Horse Trials 2013, on her top horse High Kingdom.[23] At the World Equestrian Games in 2014, Tindall and High Kingdom were part of the British team that won team silver.[24]
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 18, 2022 2:20 AM |
He looks hot. How could anyone say that isn’t a hot body? You only like twinks with sunken chests and 27” waists or something?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 18, 2022 2:21 AM |
Incredibly hot. Jesus. Thick, fit, with just enough layer of fat. It's like the body in all blue collar sex fantasies (or realities).
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 18, 2022 3:22 AM |
The mystique of the royals is all gone. Trash
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 18, 2022 3:29 AM |
What sort of money do these celebrities get for debasing themselves?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 18, 2022 3:45 AM |
I notice he's using the Kari Lake/Mame filter for his photos.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 18, 2022 4:00 AM |
Hot by my standard—very beefy, and looks like he could really pound you the fuck out.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 18, 2022 4:06 AM |
He has a sexy body, but his face does look really old for under 45 years old.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 18, 2022 4:25 AM |
Great thick body. But I agree face is horribly old and aged looking.
Unrelated but theres a man that goes by Beefy409 on facebook who works at the Tower of London. Similarly beefy with a nicer looking face.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 18, 2022 4:43 AM |
He looks like he fucks like a jackhammer. Now I know why Zara Phillips is beaming in 90% of the pictures I have seen of her.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 18, 2022 4:46 AM |
He is a rugby player, which almost guarantees he's a good fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 18, 2022 4:46 AM |
Daddy 😩
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 18, 2022 4:46 AM |
Is he filming a scene for Island Studs? I know Charles is cutting back on royal expenditures, but has it really come to this?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 18, 2022 4:50 AM |
Professional rugby can be hard on a man's face. Mike's got a great body on him, no question about that.
Tindall's all right. Seems like a good guy. He's not a royal, he's royal adjacent. He's not on the payroll, he's never been on the payroll nor has his wife. Now that HMTQ has shuffled off this mortal coil, everything's loosened up a bit. He can do as he likes.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 18, 2022 4:51 AM |
I’ll say those thighs… fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 18, 2022 4:54 AM |
He was a professional rugby player. Rugby players get the shit knocked out of them, broken noses, etc. He looks like it.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 18, 2022 4:56 AM |
Hot? No. But, I've fucked plenty worse. 🤷🏻♂️
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 18, 2022 4:58 AM |
He made the Queen giggle when he doffed his top hat to reveal a miniature chocolate hat at the Royal Ascot. He's a'ight.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 18, 2022 4:59 AM |
That's a rough 44
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 18, 2022 4:59 AM |
Good rough IMO
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 18, 2022 5:06 AM |
That 76% of you find him hot says everything you need to know about taste at Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 18, 2022 5:06 AM |
Oh excuse the fuck out of us R32. Please tell us the "tasteful" men we're supposed to find hot.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 18, 2022 5:12 AM |
Those rugby boys definitely love their Speedos!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 18, 2022 5:15 AM |
R27 that’s part of the appeal as far as I’m concerned. Rugby players tend to be rough around the edges, but fit and vital where it counts. I much prefer a man who looks like he’s been through some shit over an elven twink who looks like he belongs in a doll case.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 18, 2022 5:17 AM |
Nibble my nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 18, 2022 5:19 AM |
Rugby is the most homoerotic sport I can think of second to wrestling. The players spend half the game desperately grabbing each other’s waists, abdomens, and asses. It’s absolutely titillating to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 18, 2022 5:23 AM |
I’ve been a fan of Mike Tindall for over twenty years - top rugby player and from what I’ve been told - a top bloke.
Zara has great taste.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 18, 2022 5:28 AM |
Uncut meat. Hopefully Mike is good on hygiene.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 18, 2022 5:51 AM |
In my mental scenario of having sex with him, I wouldn't be looking at his face.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 18, 2022 5:59 AM |
R40 has it right. This is the type of man who would have you facedown in a pillow, mercilessly (and rigorously) plowing you into oblivion.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 18, 2022 6:04 AM |
I picture him just splitting my hole open, mounting me from behind with my head pushed in the pillows as he breed me with his balls slapping against my ass.
He is a true bull.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 18, 2022 7:23 AM |
Is he working class? Isn't it odd for a working class bloke to be in the BRF? I, like most Americans, do not get the English class system, or its subtleties, at all.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 18, 2022 8:27 PM |
“Uncut meat. Hopefully Mike is good on hygiene.”
Or not.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 18, 2022 8:39 PM |
[quote]I’ve been a fan of Mike Tindall for over twenty years - top rugby player and from what I’ve been told - a top bloke. Zara has great taste.
"A top bloke".
He's got 2 drink driving convictions and has spent a total of 4.5 years banned. That's around 20% of his adult life.
Aged 30 he was banned from driving for 3 years for driving on the M4 motorway drunk, swerving across the lanes.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 18, 2022 8:57 PM |
The Queen just loved him because he always tried to make her laugh, and almost always was able to. He would wear those awful Christmas-themed suits every year to the family Christmas party at Sandringham, and she thought it was funny every single time.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 18, 2022 9:01 PM |
Owen Warner is on the show as well and VERY attractive. He comes across as genuinely nice, doesn't take himself too seriously and is very aesthetically pleasing.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 18, 2022 9:03 PM |
[quote]Is he working class? Isn't it odd for a working class bloke to be in the BRF? I, like most Americans, do not get the English class system, or its subtleties, at all.
He's upper middle class. He is son of a banker and attended private school.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 18, 2022 9:07 PM |
I don’t know why I know this, but he used to do dwarf tossing. He seems like a shitty person.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 18, 2022 9:45 PM |
Rugby is a sport of ruffians played by gentlemen. Football (or soccer for Americans) is a sport of gentlemen played by ruffians. Rugby is very much an upper-class sport like Rugby School where it was invented.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 18, 2022 9:51 PM |
r51 = Nicolas Fairford
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 19, 2022 12:14 AM |
I kind of feel sorry for Zara’s pussy. He probably beats it like it stole something.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 19, 2022 12:36 AM |
hot. those panties tho
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 19, 2022 12:49 AM |
Lovely. congrats on this very yummy thread, OP. Yes please, and more
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 19, 2022 12:53 AM |
He looks like Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 19, 2022 12:59 AM |
IF Dennis Franz somehow had an amazing, athletic body.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 19, 2022 1:32 AM |
R49 Middle class, not upper middle.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 19, 2022 3:56 AM |
Those are Speedos OP. NOT undies.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 19, 2022 3:57 AM |
He seems to give no fucks how he comes off.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 19, 2022 4:00 AM |
"Dr Binet" seems to be some Klan Granny Sussexes-obsessed account with 8 followers. I'm sure that frau posts here.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 19, 2022 4:10 AM |
He has a typical rugby body.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 19, 2022 4:17 AM |
Oh man with a body like that I'd gladly ignore his face. It's all the same in the dark anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 19, 2022 4:50 AM |
"It's all the same in the dark anyway."
Before I started having sex, based on TV, I honestly thought people only had sex with the lights off, half of their bodies covered by sheets, and only at night. Lol. Sex in the dark would have to be a pretty small percentage of sex I'd think.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 19, 2022 4:56 AM |
I need him inside me quite deeply.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 19, 2022 5:13 AM |
It's filthy but all I want to do is gurgle his sperm. This is a man who was put on this earth to breed.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 19, 2022 8:03 AM |
Mike is doing a fair job of keeping his aversion to Matt Hancock subdued.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 19, 2022 8:23 AM |
He had the perfect body for me ❤️❤️
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 19, 2022 8:33 AM |
I'm guessing mike to be be about 6-7inches long but beer can thick with low hangers. Zara has always had that special glow and you know what they say about girls who start riding horses at a young age. Something tells me she did not have an intact hymen.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 19, 2022 8:34 AM |
^ and uncut!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 19, 2022 8:42 AM |
I wonder how long it took before Zara had to tell her mother to stop asking her son-in-law to come over and help with…chores.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 19, 2022 9:15 AM |
R67 omg yes
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 19, 2022 3:13 PM |
Good one R72! I bet she wanted him to muck her stable and I state that with a (late) Joan Rivers inflection if you know what I'm saying.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 19, 2022 3:20 PM |
The artistic shots aren't as hot.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 19, 2022 4:16 PM |
Gross - thanks for the laugh, though
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 19, 2022 4:17 PM |
that nude push up photo (despite being dick free) is hot. I want his feet and his fingers in my mouth before he plunges his fat meat inside.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 19, 2022 4:18 PM |
Not hot. Just fine and WOULD, but not hot.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 19, 2022 4:19 PM |
DAMN R75--so hot.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 19, 2022 6:08 PM |
He and Zara are the hottest royal couple ever. Zara's actually damn good looking. They're both superb athletes so the most accomplished members of the Royal family. Tindall also has a well-known rugby podcast and he's no doubt doing this reality show to draw attention to that.
I like the fact he actually played midwife at his son's birth as the kid arrived before the ambulance did. I can imagine him there, telling Zara to punt that kid out!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 19, 2022 7:23 PM |
Rugby and ex-rugby players REALLY do it for me. I don't know if I ever find them unattractive because of everything they are. It's a type of masculinity that really works for me when I'm horny.
The sheer, unbridled lust displayed by you boys here on this thread is making me so hard too. I mean:
[quote]It's filthy but all I want to do is gurgle his sperm. This is a man who was put on this earth to breed.
Yes. Fuck, yes.
Rugby players are like gods on earth to me, who deserve to have every inch of their bodies worshipped.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 19, 2022 10:10 PM |
Is he shaved or naturally hairless?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 20, 2022 12:45 AM |
I miss the old days when this was the professional attire of the NBA.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 20, 2022 12:55 AM |
R82 same here. When I was a senior in high school, I was a waiter in a restaurant and the owner's friend had three sons around my age who were all drop-dead gorgeous. The eldest was a college rugby player and would sometimes come there with his family when he was back home. He was so gorgeous that even to this day (10+ years later), I still think about him. I am a pretty big guy and was even in high school (6'2", around 190 pounds), but this guy was probably 6'6" and built like a shit brick house—he had a head of thick curly brown hair, dark eyes, and big luscious lips. I remember being flustered to the point of abject embarrassment whenever I had to help them. He would sometimes order beer at the counter which I'd have to pour for him, and every time I felt like I was going to die. He seemed to notice too, but would just smile at me and was always very polite. In retrospect, I'm thankful he wasn't a dick about it.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 20, 2022 2:28 AM |
He sounds so hot, R85. I bet he was in the spank bank for quite awhile, huh?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 20, 2022 6:45 AM |
He loathes Harry and Meghan, so Mike is A+++ as far as I am concerned.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 20, 2022 6:53 AM |
We need a photo, OP!
I'm sure Yearbooks.com has it!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 20, 2022 1:51 PM |
Came back for the nudes...still none.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 20, 2022 2:13 PM |
R89 if only there was a tool where you could type “Mike Tindall nude” and it would search the internet for any images matching that description.
You could call it “Google”!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 20, 2022 7:10 PM |
r89, you seem to be under the misapprehension we are your servants. May I suggest you go fuck yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 20, 2022 8:09 PM |
Tindall called Harry "a bellend". Love that. Going to start using it.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 21, 2022 2:48 AM |
I want to see and taste Mike's bellend.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 21, 2022 5:09 AM |
Zara’s pussy lips probably swelled to the size of rugby balls on her honeymoon. She probably has to put ice cubes in her panties after the hurting to which Mike subjected her.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 21, 2022 9:24 PM |
Not sure what it says about the UK that 3 of the 4 women were voted out first, the first 2 being black women.
My votes are going to Owen (those arms!) Jill, Baba and Matt Hancock, only because I want him to outlast Boy George.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 22, 2022 12:50 PM |
Glad to see that he fixed his nose. It was so distracting.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 22, 2022 5:09 PM |
And his teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 22, 2022 7:37 PM |
[quote] She probably has to put ice cubes in her panties after the hurting to which Mike subjected her.
Lucky, lucky bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 23, 2022 10:44 AM |
The show seemed set on trying to rehabilitate Boy George with its favourable editing of him above other celebrities but the more viewers saw of him the more they disliked him.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 23, 2022 10:45 AM |
George had good anecdotes, and was a lively watch - but was also seen to be the cattiest, amid a basically feelgood crowd.
Still, he'll please DL by wanting Mike to win...
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 23, 2022 7:25 PM |
Zara is one lucky gal.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 23, 2022 7:45 PM |
With Mike Tindall being a bull and Zara being a fun-loving girl, their sex life must be just awesome.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 23, 2022 7:46 PM |
So unbecoming. Can’t bear to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 23, 2022 7:51 PM |
I'd never fantasized about rugby players before....
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 23, 2022 8:15 PM |
Jill is the clear bookies favourite. She's so genuinely nice. Owen might just nick it as women tend to vote for this, and Mike will will join them in the top 3.
Hopefully Moyles and Sean(n) out next
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