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Princess Anne’s Son-In-Law in His Undies

Mike Tindall is married to the princess’ daughter, Zara (niece of King Charles III and granddaughter of the late Queen Elizabeth II).

Hot or not?

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by Anonymousreply 105November 23, 2022 8:17 PM

I'd like to see Princess Anne's son in his undies.

by Anonymousreply 1November 18, 2022 1:54 AM

Peter Phillips probably has a furry ass and a musky hole.

by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2022 2:01 AM

I'd like to see Mark Tindall OUT of his undies.

by Anonymousreply 3November 18, 2022 2:02 AM

He’s gross looking. The Royal family has really fallen since he Queen died.

by Anonymousreply 4November 18, 2022 2:04 AM

Swimwear, not undies.

by Anonymousreply 5November 18, 2022 2:05 AM

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by Anonymousreply 6November 18, 2022 2:05 AM

For his age (44), I'd say he has a killer body. But man, his face looks rough for that age.

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by Anonymousreply 7November 18, 2022 2:09 AM

He seems to be enjoying himself abit too much.

by Anonymousreply 8November 18, 2022 2:11 AM

I like a beefy man, and that is a man with a hell of a lot of muscle... under the fat.

You can keep your Muscle Mary's, I'd rather have this grownup slab of beef!

by Anonymousreply 9November 18, 2022 2:12 AM

He’s only 44? Looks older. God body - go him. But he is an athlete. Weird choice - but good for Zara for picking sex over propriety.

by Anonymousreply 10November 18, 2022 2:15 AM

[quote] Peter Phillips probably has a furry ass and a musky hole.

He's thicc and handsome and seems to be a devoted dad, son, brother & brother-in-law. And just as rugged, judging by the photo at R6

That's about all I know of him so he seems to be a winner over his cousins.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 18, 2022 2:17 AM

[quote]. But he is an athlete. Weird choice - but good for Zara for picking sex over propriety.

She's an Olympian

[quote] On 11 June 2012, Tindall was announced as a member of the British Equestrian team for the 2012 London Olympic Games.[21] She competed in the Olympics on High Kingdom and won a silver medal in the team event. Her mother, Princess Anne, presented her medal.[22] Tindall finished second at Luhmühlen Horse Trials 2013, on her top horse High Kingdom.[23] At the World Equestrian Games in 2014, Tindall and High Kingdom were part of the British team that won team silver.[24]

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by Anonymousreply 12November 18, 2022 2:20 AM

He looks hot. How could anyone say that isn’t a hot body? You only like twinks with sunken chests and 27” waists or something?

by Anonymousreply 13November 18, 2022 2:21 AM

Incredibly hot. Jesus. Thick, fit, with just enough layer of fat. It's like the body in all blue collar sex fantasies (or realities).

by Anonymousreply 14November 18, 2022 3:22 AM

The mystique of the royals is all gone. Trash

by Anonymousreply 15November 18, 2022 3:29 AM

What sort of money do these celebrities get for debasing themselves?

by Anonymousreply 16November 18, 2022 3:45 AM

I notice he's using the Kari Lake/Mame filter for his photos.

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by Anonymousreply 17November 18, 2022 4:00 AM

Hot by my standard—very beefy, and looks like he could really pound you the fuck out.

by Anonymousreply 18November 18, 2022 4:06 AM

He has a sexy body, but his face does look really old for under 45 years old.

by Anonymousreply 19November 18, 2022 4:25 AM

Great thick body. But I agree face is horribly old and aged looking.

Unrelated but theres a man that goes by Beefy409 on facebook who works at the Tower of London. Similarly beefy with a nicer looking face.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 18, 2022 4:43 AM

He looks like he fucks like a jackhammer. Now I know why Zara Phillips is beaming in 90% of the pictures I have seen of her.

by Anonymousreply 21November 18, 2022 4:46 AM

He is a rugby player, which almost guarantees he's a good fuck.

by Anonymousreply 22November 18, 2022 4:46 AM

Daddy 😩

by Anonymousreply 23November 18, 2022 4:46 AM

Is he filming a scene for Island Studs? I know Charles is cutting back on royal expenditures, but has it really come to this?

by Anonymousreply 24November 18, 2022 4:50 AM

Professional rugby can be hard on a man's face. Mike's got a great body on him, no question about that.

Tindall's all right. Seems like a good guy. He's not a royal, he's royal adjacent. He's not on the payroll, he's never been on the payroll nor has his wife. Now that HMTQ has shuffled off this mortal coil, everything's loosened up a bit. He can do as he likes.

by Anonymousreply 25November 18, 2022 4:51 AM

I’ll say those thighs… fuck.

by Anonymousreply 26November 18, 2022 4:54 AM

He was a professional rugby player. Rugby players get the shit knocked out of them, broken noses, etc. He looks like it.

by Anonymousreply 27November 18, 2022 4:56 AM

Hot? No. But, I've fucked plenty worse. 🤷🏻‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 28November 18, 2022 4:58 AM

He made the Queen giggle when he doffed his top hat to reveal a miniature chocolate hat at the Royal Ascot. He's a'ight.

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by Anonymousreply 29November 18, 2022 4:59 AM

That's a rough 44

by Anonymousreply 30November 18, 2022 4:59 AM

Good rough IMO

by Anonymousreply 31November 18, 2022 5:06 AM

That 76% of you find him hot says everything you need to know about taste at Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 32November 18, 2022 5:06 AM

Oh excuse the fuck out of us R32. Please tell us the "tasteful" men we're supposed to find hot.

by Anonymousreply 33November 18, 2022 5:12 AM

Those rugby boys definitely love their Speedos!

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by Anonymousreply 34November 18, 2022 5:15 AM

R27 that’s part of the appeal as far as I’m concerned. Rugby players tend to be rough around the edges, but fit and vital where it counts. I much prefer a man who looks like he’s been through some shit over an elven twink who looks like he belongs in a doll case.

by Anonymousreply 35November 18, 2022 5:17 AM

Nibble my nuts.

by Anonymousreply 36November 18, 2022 5:19 AM

Rugby is the most homoerotic sport I can think of second to wrestling. The players spend half the game desperately grabbing each other’s waists, abdomens, and asses. It’s absolutely titillating to watch.

by Anonymousreply 37November 18, 2022 5:23 AM

I’ve been a fan of Mike Tindall for over twenty years - top rugby player and from what I’ve been told - a top bloke.

Zara has great taste.

by Anonymousreply 38November 18, 2022 5:28 AM

Uncut meat. Hopefully Mike is good on hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 39November 18, 2022 5:51 AM

In my mental scenario of having sex with him, I wouldn't be looking at his face.

by Anonymousreply 40November 18, 2022 5:59 AM

R40 has it right. This is the type of man who would have you facedown in a pillow, mercilessly (and rigorously) plowing you into oblivion.

by Anonymousreply 41November 18, 2022 6:04 AM

I picture him just splitting my hole open, mounting me from behind with my head pushed in the pillows as he breed me with his balls slapping against my ass.

He is a true bull.

by Anonymousreply 42November 18, 2022 7:23 AM

Is he working class? Isn't it odd for a working class bloke to be in the BRF? I, like most Americans, do not get the English class system, or its subtleties, at all.

by Anonymousreply 43November 18, 2022 8:27 PM

r32's dream date:

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by Anonymousreply 44November 18, 2022 8:34 PM

“Uncut meat. Hopefully Mike is good on hygiene.”

Or not.

by Anonymousreply 45November 18, 2022 8:39 PM

[quote]I’ve been a fan of Mike Tindall for over twenty years - top rugby player and from what I’ve been told - a top bloke. Zara has great taste.

"A top bloke".

He's got 2 drink driving convictions and has spent a total of 4.5 years banned. That's around 20% of his adult life.

Aged 30 he was banned from driving for 3 years for driving on the M4 motorway drunk, swerving across the lanes.

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by Anonymousreply 46November 18, 2022 8:57 PM

The Queen just loved him because he always tried to make her laugh, and almost always was able to. He would wear those awful Christmas-themed suits every year to the family Christmas party at Sandringham, and she thought it was funny every single time.

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by Anonymousreply 47November 18, 2022 9:01 PM

Owen Warner is on the show as well and VERY attractive. He comes across as genuinely nice, doesn't take himself too seriously and is very aesthetically pleasing.

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by Anonymousreply 48November 18, 2022 9:03 PM

[quote]Is he working class? Isn't it odd for a working class bloke to be in the BRF? I, like most Americans, do not get the English class system, or its subtleties, at all.

He's upper middle class. He is son of a banker and attended private school.

by Anonymousreply 49November 18, 2022 9:07 PM

I don’t know why I know this, but he used to do dwarf tossing. He seems like a shitty person.

by Anonymousreply 50November 18, 2022 9:45 PM

Rugby is a sport of ruffians played by gentlemen. Football (or soccer for Americans) is a sport of gentlemen played by ruffians. Rugby is very much an upper-class sport like Rugby School where it was invented.

by Anonymousreply 51November 18, 2022 9:51 PM

r51 = Nicolas Fairford

by Anonymousreply 52November 19, 2022 12:14 AM

I kind of feel sorry for Zara’s pussy. He probably beats it like it stole something.

by Anonymousreply 53November 19, 2022 12:36 AM

hot. those panties tho

by Anonymousreply 54November 19, 2022 12:49 AM

Lovely. congrats on this very yummy thread, OP. Yes please, and more

by Anonymousreply 55November 19, 2022 12:53 AM

He looks like Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue.

by Anonymousreply 56November 19, 2022 12:59 AM

IF Dennis Franz somehow had an amazing, athletic body.

by Anonymousreply 57November 19, 2022 1:32 AM

Not if. But does.

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by Anonymousreply 58November 19, 2022 3:11 AM

R49 Middle class, not upper middle.

by Anonymousreply 59November 19, 2022 3:56 AM

Those are Speedos OP. NOT undies.

by Anonymousreply 60November 19, 2022 3:57 AM

He seems to give no fucks how he comes off.

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by Anonymousreply 61November 19, 2022 4:00 AM

"Dr Binet" seems to be some Klan Granny Sussexes-obsessed account with 8 followers. I'm sure that frau posts here.

by Anonymousreply 62November 19, 2022 4:10 AM

He has a typical rugby body.

by Anonymousreply 63November 19, 2022 4:17 AM

Oh man with a body like that I'd gladly ignore his face. It's all the same in the dark anyway.

by Anonymousreply 64November 19, 2022 4:50 AM

"It's all the same in the dark anyway."

Before I started having sex, based on TV, I honestly thought people only had sex with the lights off, half of their bodies covered by sheets, and only at night. Lol. Sex in the dark would have to be a pretty small percentage of sex I'd think.

by Anonymousreply 65November 19, 2022 4:56 AM

I need him inside me quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 66November 19, 2022 5:13 AM

It's filthy but all I want to do is gurgle his sperm. This is a man who was put on this earth to breed.

by Anonymousreply 67November 19, 2022 8:03 AM

Mike is doing a fair job of keeping his aversion to Matt Hancock subdued.

by Anonymousreply 68November 19, 2022 8:23 AM

He had the perfect body for me ❤️❤️

by Anonymousreply 69November 19, 2022 8:33 AM

I'm guessing mike to be be about 6-7inches long but beer can thick with low hangers. Zara has always had that special glow and you know what they say about girls who start riding horses at a young age. Something tells me she did not have an intact hymen.

by Anonymousreply 70November 19, 2022 8:34 AM

^ and uncut!

by Anonymousreply 71November 19, 2022 8:42 AM

I wonder how long it took before Zara had to tell her mother to stop asking her son-in-law to come over and help with…chores.

by Anonymousreply 72November 19, 2022 9:15 AM

R67 omg yes

by Anonymousreply 73November 19, 2022 3:13 PM

Good one R72! I bet she wanted him to muck her stable and I state that with a (late) Joan Rivers inflection if you know what I'm saying.

by Anonymousreply 74November 19, 2022 3:20 PM

He’s worn less

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by Anonymousreply 75November 19, 2022 3:34 PM

The artistic shots aren't as hot.

by Anonymousreply 76November 19, 2022 4:16 PM

Gross - thanks for the laugh, though

by Anonymousreply 77November 19, 2022 4:17 PM

that nude push up photo (despite being dick free) is hot. I want his feet and his fingers in my mouth before he plunges his fat meat inside.

by Anonymousreply 78November 19, 2022 4:18 PM

Not hot. Just fine and WOULD, but not hot.

by Anonymousreply 79November 19, 2022 4:19 PM

DAMN R75--so hot.

by Anonymousreply 80November 19, 2022 6:08 PM

He and Zara are the hottest royal couple ever. Zara's actually damn good looking. They're both superb athletes so the most accomplished members of the Royal family. Tindall also has a well-known rugby podcast and he's no doubt doing this reality show to draw attention to that.

I like the fact he actually played midwife at his son's birth as the kid arrived before the ambulance did. I can imagine him there, telling Zara to punt that kid out!

by Anonymousreply 81November 19, 2022 7:23 PM

Rugby and ex-rugby players REALLY do it for me. I don't know if I ever find them unattractive because of everything they are. It's a type of masculinity that really works for me when I'm horny.

The sheer, unbridled lust displayed by you boys here on this thread is making me so hard too. I mean:

[quote]It's filthy but all I want to do is gurgle his sperm. This is a man who was put on this earth to breed.

Yes. Fuck, yes.

Rugby players are like gods on earth to me, who deserve to have every inch of their bodies worshipped.

by Anonymousreply 82November 19, 2022 10:10 PM

Is he shaved or naturally hairless?

by Anonymousreply 83November 20, 2022 12:45 AM

I miss the old days when this was the professional attire of the NBA.

by Anonymousreply 84November 20, 2022 12:55 AM

R82 same here. When I was a senior in high school, I was a waiter in a restaurant and the owner's friend had three sons around my age who were all drop-dead gorgeous. The eldest was a college rugby player and would sometimes come there with his family when he was back home. He was so gorgeous that even to this day (10+ years later), I still think about him. I am a pretty big guy and was even in high school (6'2", around 190 pounds), but this guy was probably 6'6" and built like a shit brick house—he had a head of thick curly brown hair, dark eyes, and big luscious lips. I remember being flustered to the point of abject embarrassment whenever I had to help them. He would sometimes order beer at the counter which I'd have to pour for him, and every time I felt like I was going to die. He seemed to notice too, but would just smile at me and was always very polite. In retrospect, I'm thankful he wasn't a dick about it.

by Anonymousreply 85November 20, 2022 2:28 AM

He sounds so hot, R85. I bet he was in the spank bank for quite awhile, huh?

by Anonymousreply 86November 20, 2022 6:45 AM

He loathes Harry and Meghan, so Mike is A+++ as far as I am concerned.

by Anonymousreply 87November 20, 2022 6:53 AM

We need a photo, OP!

I'm sure Yearbooks.com has it!

by Anonymousreply 88November 20, 2022 1:51 PM

Came back for the nudes...still none.

by Anonymousreply 89November 20, 2022 2:13 PM

R89 if only there was a tool where you could type “Mike Tindall nude” and it would search the internet for any images matching that description.

You could call it “Google”!

by Anonymousreply 90November 20, 2022 7:10 PM

r89, you seem to be under the misapprehension we are your servants. May I suggest you go fuck yourself.

by Anonymousreply 91November 20, 2022 8:09 PM

Tindall called Harry "a bellend". Love that. Going to start using it.

by Anonymousreply 92November 21, 2022 2:48 AM

I want to see and taste Mike's bellend.

by Anonymousreply 93November 21, 2022 5:09 AM

Zara’s pussy lips probably swelled to the size of rugby balls on her honeymoon. She probably has to put ice cubes in her panties after the hurting to which Mike subjected her.

by Anonymousreply 94November 21, 2022 9:24 PM

Not sure what it says about the UK that 3 of the 4 women were voted out first, the first 2 being black women.

My votes are going to Owen (those arms!) Jill, Baba and Matt Hancock, only because I want him to outlast Boy George.

by Anonymousreply 95November 22, 2022 12:50 PM

Glad to see that he fixed his nose. It was so distracting.

by Anonymousreply 96November 22, 2022 5:09 PM

And his teeth.

by Anonymousreply 97November 22, 2022 7:37 PM

[quote] She probably has to put ice cubes in her panties after the hurting to which Mike subjected her.

Lucky, lucky bitch!

by Anonymousreply 98November 23, 2022 10:44 AM

The show seemed set on trying to rehabilitate Boy George with its favourable editing of him above other celebrities but the more viewers saw of him the more they disliked him.

by Anonymousreply 99November 23, 2022 10:45 AM

George had good anecdotes, and was a lively watch - but was also seen to be the cattiest, amid a basically feelgood crowd.

Still, he'll please DL by wanting Mike to win...

by Anonymousreply 100November 23, 2022 7:25 PM

Zara is one lucky gal.

by Anonymousreply 101November 23, 2022 7:45 PM

With Mike Tindall being a bull and Zara being a fun-loving girl, their sex life must be just awesome.

by Anonymousreply 102November 23, 2022 7:46 PM

So unbecoming. Can’t bear to watch.

by Anonymousreply 103November 23, 2022 7:51 PM

I'd never fantasized about rugby players before....

by Anonymousreply 104November 23, 2022 8:15 PM

Jill is the clear bookies favourite. She's so genuinely nice. Owen might just nick it as women tend to vote for this, and Mike will will join them in the top 3.

Hopefully Moyles and Sean(n) out next

by Anonymousreply 105November 23, 2022 8:17 PM
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