Princess Anne’s Son-In-Law in His Undies

I'd like to see Princess Anne's son in his undies.

Peter Phillips probably has a furry ass and a musky hole.

I'd like to see Mark Tindall OUT of his undies.

He’s gross looking. The Royal family has really fallen since he Queen died.

Swimwear, not undies.

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For his age (44), I'd say he has a killer body. But man, his face looks rough for that age.

He seems to be enjoying himself abit too much.

I like a beefy man, and that is a man with a hell of a lot of muscle... under the fat.

You can keep your Muscle Mary's, I'd rather have this grownup slab of beef!

He’s only 44? Looks older. God body - go him. But he is an athlete. Weird choice - but good for Zara for picking sex over propriety.

[quote] Peter Phillips probably has a furry ass and a musky hole.

He's thicc and handsome and seems to be a devoted dad, son, brother & brother-in-law. And just as rugged, judging by the photo at R6

That's about all I know of him so he seems to be a winner over his cousins.

[quote]. But he is an athlete. Weird choice - but good for Zara for picking sex over propriety.

She's an Olympian

[quote] On 11 June 2012, Tindall was announced as a member of the British Equestrian team for the 2012 London Olympic Games.[21] She competed in the Olympics on High Kingdom and won a silver medal in the team event. Her mother, Princess Anne, presented her medal.[22] Tindall finished second at Luhmühlen Horse Trials 2013, on her top horse High Kingdom.[23] At the World Equestrian Games in 2014, Tindall and High Kingdom were part of the British team that won team silver.[24]

He looks hot. How could anyone say that isn’t a hot body? You only like twinks with sunken chests and 27” waists or something?

Incredibly hot. Jesus. Thick, fit, with just enough layer of fat. It's like the body in all blue collar sex fantasies (or realities).

The mystique of the royals is all gone. Trash

What sort of money do these celebrities get for debasing themselves?

I notice he's using the Kari Lake/Mame filter for his photos.

Hot by my standard—very beefy, and looks like he could really pound you the fuck out.

He has a sexy body, but his face does look really old for under 45 years old.

Great thick body. But I agree face is horribly old and aged looking.

Unrelated but theres a man that goes by Beefy409 on facebook who works at the Tower of London. Similarly beefy with a nicer looking face.

He looks like he fucks like a jackhammer. Now I know why Zara Phillips is beaming in 90% of the pictures I have seen of her.

He is a rugby player, which almost guarantees he's a good fuck.

Daddy 😩

Is he filming a scene for Island Studs? I know Charles is cutting back on royal expenditures, but has it really come to this?

Professional rugby can be hard on a man's face. Mike's got a great body on him, no question about that.

Tindall's all right. Seems like a good guy. He's not a royal, he's royal adjacent. He's not on the payroll, he's never been on the payroll nor has his wife. Now that HMTQ has shuffled off this mortal coil, everything's loosened up a bit. He can do as he likes.

I’ll say those thighs… fuck.

He was a professional rugby player. Rugby players get the shit knocked out of them, broken noses, etc. He looks like it.

Hot? No. But, I've fucked plenty worse. 🤷🏻‍♂️

He made the Queen giggle when he doffed his top hat to reveal a miniature chocolate hat at the Royal Ascot. He's a'ight.

That's a rough 44

Good rough IMO

That 76% of you find him hot says everything you need to know about taste at Datalounge.

Oh excuse the fuck out of us R32. Please tell us the "tasteful" men we're supposed to find hot.

Those rugby boys definitely love their Speedos!

R27 that’s part of the appeal as far as I’m concerned. Rugby players tend to be rough around the edges, but fit and vital where it counts. I much prefer a man who looks like he’s been through some shit over an elven twink who looks like he belongs in a doll case.

Nibble my nuts.

Rugby is the most homoerotic sport I can think of second to wrestling. The players spend half the game desperately grabbing each other’s waists, abdomens, and asses. It’s absolutely titillating to watch.

I’ve been a fan of Mike Tindall for over twenty years - top rugby player and from what I’ve been told - a top bloke.

Zara has great taste.

Uncut meat. Hopefully Mike is good on hygiene.

In my mental scenario of having sex with him, I wouldn't be looking at his face.

R40 has it right. This is the type of man who would have you facedown in a pillow, mercilessly (and rigorously) plowing you into oblivion.

I picture him just splitting my hole open, mounting me from behind with my head pushed in the pillows as he breed me with his balls slapping against my ass.

He is a true bull.

Is he working class? Isn't it odd for a working class bloke to be in the BRF? I, like most Americans, do not get the English class system, or its subtleties, at all.

r32's dream date:

“Uncut meat. Hopefully Mike is good on hygiene.”

Or not.

[quote]I’ve been a fan of Mike Tindall for over twenty years - top rugby player and from what I’ve been told - a top bloke. Zara has great taste.

"A top bloke".

He's got 2 drink driving convictions and has spent a total of 4.5 years banned. That's around 20% of his adult life.

Aged 30 he was banned from driving for 3 years for driving on the M4 motorway drunk, swerving across the lanes.

The Queen just loved him because he always tried to make her laugh, and almost always was able to. He would wear those awful Christmas-themed suits every year to the family Christmas party at Sandringham, and she thought it was funny every single time.

Owen Warner is on the show as well and VERY attractive. He comes across as genuinely nice, doesn't take himself too seriously and is very aesthetically pleasing.

[quote]Is he working class? Isn't it odd for a working class bloke to be in the BRF? I, like most Americans, do not get the English class system, or its subtleties, at all.

He's upper middle class. He is son of a banker and attended private school.

I don’t know why I know this, but he used to do dwarf tossing. He seems like a shitty person.

Rugby is a sport of ruffians played by gentlemen. Football (or soccer for Americans) is a sport of gentlemen played by ruffians. Rugby is very much an upper-class sport like Rugby School where it was invented.

r51 = Nicolas Fairford

I kind of feel sorry for Zara’s pussy. He probably beats it like it stole something.

hot. those panties tho

Lovely. congrats on this very yummy thread, OP. Yes please, and more

He looks like Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue.

IF Dennis Franz somehow had an amazing, athletic body.

Not if. But does.

R49 Middle class, not upper middle.

Those are Speedos OP. NOT undies.

He seems to give no fucks how he comes off.

"Dr Binet" seems to be some Klan Granny Sussexes-obsessed account with 8 followers. I'm sure that frau posts here.

He has a typical rugby body.

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"It's all the same in the dark anyway."

Before I started having sex, based on TV, I honestly thought people only had sex with the lights off, half of their bodies covered by sheets, and only at night. Lol. Sex in the dark would have to be a pretty small percentage of sex I'd think.

I need him inside me quite deeply.

It's filthy but all I want to do is gurgle his sperm. This is a man who was put on this earth to breed.

Mike is doing a fair job of keeping his aversion to Matt Hancock subdued.

He had the perfect body for me ❤️❤️

I'm guessing mike to be be about 6-7inches long but beer can thick with low hangers. Zara has always had that special glow and you know what they say about girls who start riding horses at a young age. Something tells me she did not have an intact hymen.

^ and uncut!

I wonder how long it took before Zara had to tell her mother to stop asking her son-in-law to come over and help with…chores.

R67 omg yes

Good one R72! I bet she wanted him to muck her stable and I state that with a (late) Joan Rivers inflection if you know what I'm saying.

He’s worn less

The artistic shots aren't as hot.

Gross - thanks for the laugh, though

that nude push up photo (despite being dick free) is hot. I want his feet and his fingers in my mouth before he plunges his fat meat inside.

Not hot. Just fine and WOULD, but not hot.

DAMN R75--so hot.

He and Zara are the hottest royal couple ever. Zara's actually damn good looking. They're both superb athletes so the most accomplished members of the Royal family. Tindall also has a well-known rugby podcast and he's no doubt doing this reality show to draw attention to that.

I like the fact he actually played midwife at his son's birth as the kid arrived before the ambulance did. I can imagine him there, telling Zara to punt that kid out!

Rugby and ex-rugby players REALLY do it for me. I don't know if I ever find them unattractive because of everything they are. It's a type of masculinity that really works for me when I'm horny.

The sheer, unbridled lust displayed by you boys here on this thread is making me so hard too. I mean:

[quote]It's filthy but all I want to do is gurgle his sperm. This is a man who was put on this earth to breed.

Yes. Fuck, yes.

Rugby players are like gods on earth to me, who deserve to have every inch of their bodies worshipped.

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I miss the old days when this was the professional attire of the NBA.

R82 same here. When I was a senior in high school, I was a waiter in a restaurant and the owner's friend had three sons around my age who were all drop-dead gorgeous. The eldest was a college rugby player and would sometimes come there with his family when he was back home. He was so gorgeous that even to this day (10+ years later), I still think about him. I am a pretty big guy and was even in high school (6'2", around 190 pounds), but this guy was probably 6'6" and built like a shit brick house—he had a head of thick curly brown hair, dark eyes, and big luscious lips. I remember being flustered to the point of abject embarrassment whenever I had to help them. He would sometimes order beer at the counter which I'd have to pour for him, and every time I felt like I was going to die. He seemed to notice too, but would just smile at me and was always very polite. In retrospect, I'm thankful he wasn't a dick about it.

He sounds so hot, R85. I bet he was in the spank bank for quite awhile, huh?

He loathes Harry and Meghan, so Mike is A+++ as far as I am concerned.

We need a photo, OP!

I'm sure Yearbooks.com has it!

Came back for the nudes...still none.

R89 if only there was a tool where you could type “Mike Tindall nude” and it would search the internet for any images matching that description.

You could call it “Google”!

r89, you seem to be under the misapprehension we are your servants. May I suggest you go fuck yourself.

Tindall called Harry "a bellend". Love that. Going to start using it.

I want to see and taste Mike's bellend.

Zara’s pussy lips probably swelled to the size of rugby balls on her honeymoon. She probably has to put ice cubes in her panties after the hurting to which Mike subjected her.

Not sure what it says about the UK that 3 of the 4 women were voted out first, the first 2 being black women.

My votes are going to Owen (those arms!) Jill, Baba and Matt Hancock, only because I want him to outlast Boy George.

Glad to see that he fixed his nose. It was so distracting.

And his teeth.

[quote] She probably has to put ice cubes in her panties after the hurting to which Mike subjected her.

Lucky, lucky bitch!

The show seemed set on trying to rehabilitate Boy George with its favourable editing of him above other celebrities but the more viewers saw of him the more they disliked him.

George had good anecdotes, and was a lively watch - but was also seen to be the cattiest, amid a basically feelgood crowd.

Still, he'll please DL by wanting Mike to win...

Zara is one lucky gal.

With Mike Tindall being a bull and Zara being a fun-loving girl, their sex life must be just awesome.

So unbecoming. Can’t bear to watch.

I'd never fantasized about rugby players before....

Jill is the clear bookies favourite. She's so genuinely nice. Owen might just nick it as women tend to vote for this, and Mike will will join them in the top 3.

Hopefully Moyles and Sean(n) out next