Flatulence Most Foul
As my life journey unfolds, I can't help but wonder if room-clearing, relationship-ending, stunningly obscene flatulence has held me back from reaching my highest potential
Upon realization, I immediately took to The DL to inquire with the Loungers if there is, like, a Breath Assure....for my butt?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 18 | December 23, 2022 2:57 AM
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I'm sure several DataLoungers are in a similar quagmire
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 17, 2022 10:34 PM
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My partner has horrific gas since being out on a smorgasbord of drugs, one being metformin. I should get him some activated charcoal tablets.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 17, 2022 11:12 PM
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Activated charcoal will absorb the meds, could be risky. This stuff actually works, so I’m told.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | November 17, 2022 11:47 PM
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A satisfied customer writes:
“I have had to suffer humiliation and self-imposed isolation for years resulting from vile smelling uncontrollable farts and fecal incontinence due to irritable bowel syndrome. I was constantly surrounded by a horrible odor. The entire house stank all the time, and no air-freshener helped at all. I even used to spray a heavy duty odor removing spray on my body and on the inside of my clothing several times a day....to no avail. Although they were very kind about it, my family did not even want to be in the house or car with me. I was told repeatedly by internal medicine doctors and even gastroenterologists that nothing could be done to treat this condition. I accidentally saw a bottle of Devrom® in the office of a gastric-bypass surgeon and decided to try it. The dosage which is effective for me is three or four capsules twice a day. This dosage was arrived at by trial and error. It has totally freed me from the constant all pervasive stench that I have had to live with for years."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 17, 2022 11:52 PM
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It's really juvenile, but laughed when Janbot referred to Madonnas "Rebel Heart" tour as "Rebel Fart" with Madge onstage cutting huge wet smelly loud farts that could be heard and smelled all over the arena.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 18, 2022 12:31 AM
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I learned this week there is nothing cuter than beagle puppy flatulence
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 18, 2022 10:42 PM
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You don't mean chomping down on a charcoal briquette, right?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 8 | November 18, 2022 10:45 PM
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Avoid gluten, take charcoal and also take clorophyll every few hours.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 24, 2022 2:27 AM
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[quote]I'm sure several DataLoungers are in a similar quagmire
So is at least one Hamptons cookbook author and noted hostess.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 24, 2022 2:29 AM
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Greg's cooking gives me "the runs."
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 24, 2022 4:42 AM
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Lots of folks are lactose intolerant and don’t realize it. Cut back on dairy for a few weeks and see if you notice a difference.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 24, 2022 4:47 AM
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Bean-o? I thought I heard it's not just for beans...
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 24, 2022 4:51 AM
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Eating Oreos with whole milk gives me the worst smelling farts. They could be used as weapons.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 24, 2022 5:13 AM
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Could be lactose intolerance. Cut dairy out and see if there’s any relief or a noticeable difference.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 24, 2022 5:20 AM
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