DL fave Alexander Skarsgard is a dad now!

Ummmm 🤨

Oh, good gene choice.

Was he just friends with Elliott Page or was he a beard for, at the time, her? I don't get it. What would he gain by being a beard or a merkin?

Bisexual men impregate women all the time. Why is this newsworthy?

And more importantly, how will he convert this news into one of his requisite nude photo ops?

Is Jack braying?

Yes, R5, I thought he was making butt babies already with Jack too?

He’s generous with his spermatozoa.

Who is Jack?

Genetic lottery: that baby has won it.

R8 Jack McBrayer

This thread is useless without an AusCap of the penis that little baby gots its start in.

Wow, I remember when Tuva was the Swedish IT-girl in the 2000s. EVERYBODY wanted a trashy tribal tattoo like her.

How did she go from this R12 to now? She's only 42!?

DILF.

So, was there actual dick penetration?

Alexander Skarsgård Confirms He Welcomed First Baby with Girlfriend Tuva Novotny

Wasn't he with that Alexa Chung woman for years?

I just assumed he is sexy and gorgeous because he was presented to us that way in Tarzan and the dumb vamp show, but ever since I saw him in On Becoming a God in Central Florida, I have not been able to see him as any sexier than William H. Macy. He obviously has a beautifully elegant, elongated muscular body. But...but.

I wondered who bought that turkey baster in Stockholm. Now we know.

I knew he wasn't seeing that guy from 30 Rock.

Are you black, r16

[Quote] Was he just friends with Elliott Page or was he a beard for, at the time, her? I don't get it. What would he gain by being a beard or a merkin?

Have you heard of this thing named "publicity"?

Thank goodness those genes have been passed on.

That's what they said about Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.

Ha, good point, R24! My own best example for that kind of thing is Viggo Mortensen (who was beautiful, to me, in Lord of the Rings) and his son.

Latuda.

R22 But he had to know that Ellen/Elliot will either be outed one day or come out. And people will automatically start to question his sexuality because of it.

Hasn't he always been fairly private about his dating life? He's a Swede. He's unlikely to have the "no homo" fear.

Those Swedes have such awful skin.

More's the pity, given how beautiful they otherwise are.

Coming in June.

At your service r19!

What is a Tuva Novotny?

Is that a new weight loss medication?

Pavel's sister.

[quote] Oh, good gene choice.

Oh no, the Eugenics troll.

R30. Those bangs are tragic. Is he balding in the front?

I don't know how long it takes to kick in, but women like her often develop male-pattern baldness when they start taking those astronomical doses of testosterone.

Didn't he used to be gay?

R36 Page always had five-head.

Apparently butt babies live in Sweden.

And you all swore he was gay

IVF; turkey baster; etc.

R30 Good god.

[quote]And you all swore he was gay

I don't know enough about this guy to tell whether or not he's gay, but just because he impregnated a woman certainly doesn't absolve all doubt about that. Tons of gay guys have married, had families, and came out later in life. This is nothing new.

R43 Lots of gays would argue with you that those men are bi, not gay.

R41 How do you know it was IVF?

Enty says it was IVF.

He is “A-list”?

A ~*minus*~

Still generous - realistically a solid B - but I see it.

R46 that blind item was also guessed to be Tom Hiddleston/Zawe Ashton but that site basically makes up shit so probably not true of either couple.

R52 R53 Why post only the screencaps when there’s a full video on YouTube?

R46 That's a blind item. I thought there was some real proof

Does he have to be gay? Can't he be bisexual?

I was surprised that even with the stigma of gay and transgender identities fading waning—and bisexuality seeming to be off the radar for men to this day—that big recent study showed a huge spike in people among Gen Z identifying as LGBT, and a majority of those identify as bi. To me, that says a lot of people really are bi, not just gay people coping with shame they feel, because a lot of gen Z doesn't associate any shame at all with any sexuality at all.

Skarsgard has always shown off his body liberally and, to be totally honest, I have never found him to be very sexually appealing because to me he has the energy of a Labrador retriever—just affable, happy, silly, horny all the time. Visually, he's got all the goods, but I get the sense he isn't that bright and will probably just happily stick his thing in any warm wet orifice.

Crazy Days and Nights confirms what I suspected: he never knocked her up. This guy is not heterosexual, which you could tell when he licked that man's back, hit KitKat club in Berlin and hung out with that tranny. No wonder he hid his "GF" until the announcement!

He lewks like a wrinkly ferret. If he were 5'9", no one would give him a second lewk

Maybe, R58, but he's not 5'9".

He has an unusual physique, being both lean-muscular and elegantly elongated.

I think his cervine build is a huge part of his appeal and it's why he is unclothed in most of his roles, even though he doesn't exactly have a sex-god type of image.

r59 Before clicking on the image, I knew it would be that one lol And yeah, my point is that his "beauty" mostly lies in his height and his body from the neck DOWN

where r the bitchy comments, hv dl finally taking medications on time

Will this baby be a bastardo?

R60 That's the image that makes the most of his assets. It emphasizes his length from toe to crown.

But if you google his name with the word body, it becomes evident that he is usually cast in great part for his naked body.

I think he's a good-enough actor. I love Melancholia and he's good in that, and also On Becoming a God in Central Florida, and neither role is dependent on him being naked.

However, we all know that sex sells better than anything, and then violence, babies, puppies and kittens, and a movie can increase its profits many times over with just one exploitive scene. Ben Affleck's partial dick being shown for half a second in Gone Girl probably quadrupled the movie's profits. And Skarsgard has that human-gazelle figure that certainly draws a lot of viewers.

It's funny; every time I see he is in a movie or TV show, I immediately assume he will be flaunting his body in it. It's interesting that male actors can effectively have the same appeal as someone like Pamela Anderson or Sharon Stone, but they're judged to be lesser actors with less to offer because they sell sex, and Skarsgard and other men who show themselves off routinely are not thought of as bimbos.

R56 Does he have to be bisexual? Can't he be straight?

R64 He can't. He tried, but as it turns out, no.

DL fave Alice Evans went through IVF. I guess that means that Iwan Dafydd or whatever he's called is secretly gay.

Odds of him being straight, bi and gay. Give the percentages

I've always suspected he was gay (or at least hoped). But now, after the back-licking video and the IVF blind item, I'm almost positive (or feeling very optimistic at the very least). Especially because an extroverted guy like him would've never needed to hide his GF all these years like this if she were legit

HBO seems to really like him. True Blood, Big Little Lies and Succession.

r69 The channel of nudity and perversion

R68 I don't think I've seen a single picture of him making out with any of his exes/beards in public.

Is that proof?

R71 So he really is gay

I told you he was straight.

I've been willing to let Alexander Skarsgård try impregnating me for years. It's just unfortunate our paths have never crossed.

His movements in "the back-licking video" are very awkward and not at all arousing.

I've always heard people say that he is Swedish and has no hangups about sex or sexuality, and if he were gay, then he would just be openly gay.

Those people don't consider that big-budget Hollywood studios are not that liberal, and he would not be cast by HBO as Sexgod Vampire if he were openly gay, he would not have been cast by Warner Bros. as Tarzan in a big-budget feature if he were openly gay, and he certainly would not have been cast as Kirsten Dunst's husband by Lars Von Trier if he were openly gay.

Just like [for a time openly gay] Cary Grant so many decades before, he has a financial incentive to play it straight whether he is or not.

He'll probably be a great dad. On Big Little Lies, the scenes of him playing with the kids didn't seem one hundred percent to be acting and they looked delighted.

R77 Even though he's gay

Luke Evans is a West End Wendy. He still went back in the clo$et.

R77 Everyone is a great dad play-acting around kids they don’t have to live with 24/7.

I hope Jack is looking forward to his first Mother's Day in May. You just know he bagged that date, and Alex will have Father's Day in June.

He ain't straight. This was IVF

A lot of heterosexual, happily married, happily coupled-up men go to sex clubs once in a while. It's no big deal.

[quote]because a lot of gen Z doesn't associate any shame at all with any sexuality at all.

Unless it's male homosexuality. They associate shame with that.

Anyone's seen him with this chick other than a few "alleged" sightings in Sweden and the pap walk in NY?

What he said about fatherhood was pretty lame to say the least:

“It feels good. We have a son who is eight months old now. It's going well, even though it's quite unusual.”

It also says he refused to comment on his relationship with the mother of his child, which just adds another layer of mystery to the whole thing.

[quote] he refused to comment on his relationship with the mother of his child [quote]

Big red flag! Huge!

r86 Anyway, he has a very interesting lewk to him: those eyes bags under those feline-ish eyes suit him

[quote]What he said about fatherhood was pretty lame to say the least

Perhaps but give me understatement over paeans to the joys of fatherhood. I recently saw an interview where a new father claimed to be unable even to say his child's name because of the emotions it provoked in him.

[Quote]What he said about fatherhood was pretty lame to say the least

They do not look like a couple who have several nannies and a night nurse. They look like hands-on parents who actually get up at night and feed their kid. He probably had to change hundreds of dirty diapers in the past 8 months so his statements were normal and realistic for new parents.

r90 And you assume this because...? Even if that were the case, he would've picked the adjective "tiring", not "unusual". "Unusual" was a very unusual (case in point) word choice!

Apparently, "ovan", the word that's being translated as "unusual", means something like the opposite of "used to", so he's saying that he's unaccustomed to fatherhood.

r92 But that's obvious for someone who has just become a dad for the very first time. It was a weird thing to point out

R90 Er how do you know he’s a hands-on dad? All I’ve seen on the internet these past few months are photos of him filming, going to premieres, partying. He didn’t seem like he was home that often.

r94 Because of the occasional contractual NYC pap stroll with his beard

R83 Those aren't straight men

R87 Nate, everything is a big red flag to you

At 42, she would potentially have to do IVF regardless of his sexuality.

She already has a 16 year old daughter with some longterm ex though, so I’m not sure I’m buying her desperately wanting a baby at her age, and him agreeing to give her sperm so he could have a kid. At 46, if he really wanted a kid he could find some younger woman to knock up.

The whole thing is strange.

Maybe he’s just a whore darlin?

You're one to talk about what's unusual, Nate, when it's a normal day at the office for you to harrass people in their DM's.

[Quote] Maybe he’s just a whore darlin?

By that logice, he'd have multiple children.

[Quote]The whole thing is strange

They're a middle-aged couple who started dating a couple of years ago and then decided to have a baby. This happens all the time. People are having kids in their 40s today.

Is this strange because he's a good looking middle-aged actor who decided to start a family with a woman his own age and not a young girl in her early twenties? I guess we're so used to Hollywood actors dating girls in their 20s that it's strange now that someone is dating a woman in her 40s.

I think some people were really feeling the Jack McBrayer bromance.

R98 I had no idea about that, because she ain't famous (and neither is he, for that matter). Yeah, it makes no sense for her to wanna start all over again with a newborn at her age; and yeah, he would've picked someone a lot shorter in the tewth if all he wanted was a child. Weird!

You know what? Calling it: he gay and bearding 🤷🏻‍♂️

^ of course you do. What a surprise

R101 What’s strange is his behaviours after the baby was born

R105 As in?

I suppose he’s living in NY full-time and they’re bring up their child there. But I’ve only seen two sets of pap photos of him, the baby, and the mother of the baby, and he wasn’t engaging with either the child or the mother and his face was all agony. Worse than those cringey photos with his former beard Chung. But maybe agony is his normal look.

R101 I don’t know when they started dating but there are photos of him looking cozy with Alexa Chung in 2019, so I guess the safe bet is 2020? And this Tuva woman was knocked up in 2021. Doesn’t sound like the baby is a foregone conclusion of a long-term relationship.

Move over McBrayer, it’s Henrik Lundqvist now!

[Quote]I suppose he’s living in NY full-time and they’re bring up their child there. But I’ve only seen two sets of pap photos of him, the baby, and the mother of the baby, and he wasn’t engaging with either the child or the mother and his face was all agony.

He's been in NYC to film the 4th season of Succession. I think they live full time in Stockholm.

I look at this photo and I see an affectionate, loving father who kisses his baby boy. How people see agony on his face is a mystery to me. Are you guys mentally ill that you can't see a man who obviously loves his child in these photos? He's on a stroll with his girlfriend and holding the baby in his arms. How is he miserable and not engaging? You guys are sick.

R108 Interesting 🤔

R110 I can tell you’re not from here. Go back to Tumblr or whatever delusional fan sites you sprung from.

And no, he doesn’t look overjoyed in those pictures. And he’s not engaging with his baby momma, who in some shots are smiling wide at the camera.

[112]Jesus, fucktard. Why would grown ass people have to be affectionate on a random stroll? They're not teenagers. And the mother is clearly talking to her older daughter in these photos. Grow up, idiot.

KitKat is more of a swingers club if you’re looking for gay sex that’s Berghain. I hear each of those clubs has its initiation rite and for KitKat no first-timer can exit the place without getting with another first-timer. They nickname them jungfräuliche babys, the virgin babies. I don’t know if it was his first time or not but with a child and a gf I don’t think he would take the risk.

R114 Not what the doting father of a newborn would do

Forgot to mention that my info was 5-6 years old, it may be different now. Back then blowjobs count as actual penetration in the club so if the newbies don’t want to do the deed they can just give heads.

[Quote][R114] Not what the doting father of a newborn would do

Chill. They were promoting his new provocative movie "Infinity Pool" at Berlinale, and this club visit was obviously part of the promotion. The director and several cast members also attended.

R117 Knew it!

R117 You must be wrong. I just checked the club’s website and it was business per usual during the film festival. I doubt it would stooped itself to opening door exclusively to film people. For all I know those clubs disdain celebrities.

If the visit was part of the promo, like you said, why no one was reporting it?

LOL look what I found when I googled his name and Berghain. “It really is the best club in the world. Time just flies there, even if I haven't managed to celebrate two days in a row.” Apparently he’s no stranger to those clubs.

R120 And that is a GAY club as per a poster upthread!!! 😧😧😧

[119] Yes, it's obviously unheard of that anyone would promote a movie with a kinky theme at a well known kinky club.

Again, KitKat club is not a gay club.

R122 Show me the actual receipts that they were “promoting” the film in KitKat because all the photos I’ve seen came from the theatre, at Berlinale. Is that photo you posted from KitKat? Doesn’t look like the club to me.

Google shows me the film’s after-party took place at Soho House Berlin, so KitKat was the after-afterparty, you mean?

R122 Ewwwww So is he a straight slut or a gay one?

I soooo Wish he were gay, since I'd lost hope After he became a father. I would gladly lick that Viking bod from head to toe

R117 R122 You must not be very familiar with how things normally work in those clubs. KitKat does various theme parties all year long. It would be atypical of them to break up that busy schedule just to host a film event, which is almost unheard-of on every level.

But let’s say the cast went there to party…unlike Berghain, KitKat usually has 3-4 professional photographers on rotation. So the goings-on in the club are recorded, officially. Of course not everyone wants to be captured in flagrante but if like you said the visit was part of the promo, wouldn’t there be pics of the cast on their website? I looked everywhere and found nothing.

Who saw him tonight on Succession in a shexy white tank top?

I was the one who thought he was into guys, but it seems we were wrong, it looks like he really is in relationship with baby momma.

As for debate on his looks, I think he is handsome all over, not just because of his height, though his height and lean muscular built are his main assets. But I like his face, too. These are good features, he looks classy.

If he really was in a sex club I’m willing to wager it’s more of an open relationship, or plain old fuckship

spill more tea

R131 Not tea but Tuva used to date Ola Rapace on/off after he divorced Noomi. She likes her men hot and problematic, it seems.

she is beautiful, is this a real relationship or for pr, is she a lesbian, what the rules for surrogacy there, like some places only allowed surrogacy if there is no money involved n nate, this might be a real relationship, so brave urself, even though f he is bisexual n fucks men, the bisexuals will always choose being in the straight relationship, even when knowing they will be miserable fr the rest of their life, y do u think there is so much homophobias, they r bcoz these bisexual guys in the straight relationship r miserable by their own choice n want others to be miserable just like them

R133 Troll 😒

R134- nate, don't let ur feeling cloud ur judgements, there r out actors who needs ur love, let's support those. Let's compare body language bcoz he has been openly affectionate to other males as evident from all the pictures n videos available online

R235 No, troll because I understood NOTHING of what you wrote. There's not even one full stop in 18 lines 🤯

R235- there r commas, don't be a dick

^ R137, not R235

R137 Learn your grammar, illiterate troll 🖕

R137- u literally r obsessing over the guy who is straight, unless someone has proof. U sounds unhinged

R140 What country are you from? 🤔

Is tuva his surrogate?

to anyone reading my posts, sorry for the spelling mistakes, my ADHD keeps kicking in during mid sentences n the ipad keypad does not help. I am thinking of ditching my ipad

How is Jack dealing with all of this?

R144- see for urself at that instagram link at r135

R142- that's what I wanna know, bcoz surrogates are hired based on their health n people will always opt for younger, healthier surrogates if they are available. But she is over 40, is this a real relationship or was she his last option for surrogacy bcoz as I mentioned above I heard some places do not allow surrogacies solely done for monetary benefits

R144 Not well, bitch!

I don't think any of the Skarsgaards are handsome.

R143 Geez, there are some weird folks on there 😐

Who's Jack?

R150 McBrayer

Speaking of surrogates, has Shemar featured his on his social networks since the birth of his daughter? 😏

R149- pot meet kettle

It really must kill his brother Gustav that his bimbo brother hit it big in Hollywood while his plain, balding ass probably never will do better than Vikings.

that scene of gustav in vikings, where he is tied stand up, he is rly long