Guess who's at Trump's "big announcement" event?

Jesus, this is like the political version of washed up D-list celebrities being on dancing with the stars. So sad.

Is Kari Lake there, she is needed to make this a real embarrassment.

It's like Broadway!!

They're nearly all pretty OLD...

Pretty skimpy crowd, too...

Indicted or dead. Those are my options for him.

There is a pathetic air about this event...

There is no "storm" Matt Gaetz is lying

He's COMPLETELY INSANE!! COMPLETELY!

Sitler! All hail!

Is Lady Bug there kissing ass? Linds must be in a tough spot choosing who to go with.

China was reeling, back on its heels...LOL. He is SO FULL OF SHIT, so unbelievably STUPID. Now he's claiming they meddled in the election for Biden.

I'd normally say I don't want to hear what he has to say and fuck him, but if he takes a blowtorch to DeSantis and other Republicans, I'll watch!

I can't watch this, I need something to wipe the smug look off Gaetz's face

With ADA approved pulley systems, grizzled donors won’t even have to lift his ankles.

It’s a working night for Maddie. She’s prelubed.

To start the show Dr. Oz will cure Madison through deplorable faith healing, and Cawthorn will then run to the stage and join Kim in some sexy twerking before Trump and Sarah Sanders start their KFC eating contest as a fun prelude to the special announcement.

Any Cousin Stephen sitings?

Someone needs to massage Maddie's crouch.

[quote]It's like Broadway!!

Yeah, Broadway in Tarrytown.

[quote] Yeah, Broadway in Tarrytown.

Foreign Broadway!

I was hoping it would be held at Four Seasons Landscaping

The County Center in Westchester!

Is Ramona Singer there?

Rudy must have gotten cut off

Is Kirstie Alley raiding the buffet table? Is Scott Baio working valet?

They couldn’t get Nipsy Russell or Gallagher.

"Rebuild this soil, Mr. President!" -- keynote speaker Jon Voight

Recent Maddie sightings: at a club in Naples Florida

I want to see the Sedition Shuffle again!!

It’s not like Maddie has anything else to do.

Fox is cutting away for comments as Trump.starts mindlessly rambling. I was just thinking how boring this was when Fox cut away.

Is Gaetz still pissed that Trump didn't pardon him? Way to hold a grudge, perv.

Is Madison doing a sex show?

So when does DeSantis announce? I don't want either to win but I will enjoy seeing them attack each other

Who's the tranny on the right at R26?

History

R33: I think she’s the girlfriend of the guy holding her

Meanwhile, Maddie seems to have gone native, fashion wise, wearing that very festive floral Hawaiian shirt, and what seems like cute capris pants

Maybe Maddie thinks he will be Trump’s pick for transportation secretary.

Maddie thinks he's qualified for VP.

I heard the speech was complete dreck. Worse than his usual shit shows.

Trump's "big announcement" event, aka "Loser Con"!

Hey Don, give Maddie a spin for VP.

I could see Trump getting angry and pushing Maddie outside and then turning the wheelchair over dumping the Congressman into the street.

^ "Get outta here you loser gimpy bastard".

We really need to compress campaigns…we cannot always be in this “mode.” A year before the election should be the absolute earliest one can start.

I haven't seen that many zeros lined up somewhere since Elon Musk wrote the check to buy Twitter.

Where was "My Pillow" guy?

A demonic-looking Maddie says he'll follow Trump til the day he dies!

Gurl's got it bad

Crying in his pillow.

R32, it already started. DeSantis took a swipe at Trump's election day losses.

He bled for you, Maddie? Really??

R35, Madison wears Hawaiian shirts often, likely a tip of the hat to the anti-government, gun nut Boogaloo Boys group, who consider the shirts part of their uniform much like the Proud Boys co-opted the black and yellow Fred Perry shirts.

I'm coming, Mr. President.

From, R46:

[quote] I want a president who people are terrified of, who’s gonna push people out of the way.”

He’ll find it much easier to push someone out of the way who is on wheels, Roller Nazi. He’ll dispose of you like he has so many others including Pence.

Pillow Guy was there

Trump's fascination with being called 'sir' is based on his envy of the military. He hated that all 'his' generals were addressed as 'sir' - except, of course, Michael Flynn, who was addressed as a felon.

Is that where his "sir" stories come from? It's usually some big masculine guy who comes up to Dump with tears in his eyes "sir thank you for....."

R55 Yep. He loved the idea of the little guy bowing before him, viewing him as a 4-star. Oh, wait - he'd promote himself to a 6-star if he could!

R46: the lighting is EXTRAordinry!

Never seen Maddie so Blond and Aryan before

Maddie really puts lame in lame duck doesn't he?

In the pic at R26 it sort of looks like Maddy's dick is out......or cousin Stephen's finger is there.

Of course Maddy was at the party - he always knows where to find the boys AND the booze!

^ the Hispanic guy behind Maddie is sorta hawt, I like Maddie likes the darker dudes. Cousin Stephen definitely looked Native American. Maddie has a type.

Closeup

"Outgoing". And that's for the best...

R60: astute observation indeed

Gurl appears to be wearing blush

^Drinking.

That picture at R61 is a good closeup and allows me to look more at the crowd. That’s inside of the ballroom where Trump gave his speech and everyone is in the expected business dress except for the two teen girls just behind him who seem to be on their way to Claire’s.

Tennis shoes, tights, t-shirts, sweatshirts and short shorts? Who let them in? Are they lost? Why aren’t they in school?

I have so many questions.

In the video at R46, he looks like Max Headroom.

R66: maybe they were regular tourists visiting Mar-a-lago and just happened to be caught up with the event

At the same event

R68, it’s a private club. The general public can’t just walk in to snap a few pictures and get a magnet at the gift shop.

Omg

[quote] Omg

Dyatlov right?

Huh, it's almost like he didn't give a shit about legislating or doing any real work

^ He's not looking as hawt either. DL will soon lose interest.

^ still looks quite presentable here though

Is Madison’s butt crack still furry

Last one out turn off the lights!

And by the way - in R71's pic, it looks like somebody had trouble getting the key in the hole.

How soon before the inevitable "beaten to death by hustlers" death?

How many Madison Cornhole worship threads are you going to start this week OP? Did you tire yourself out on the other one?

Happy Thanksgiving!

^ that pregnant pause after shooting though

"I won this election. By a lot!"

Pathetic. A former republican president A MAGA homo-cripple

Anyone followed Cousin Stephen's Instagram ? The account is private now, wondering if he would move in the new house in Florida