Andrew Garfield for British GQ

Contemplative.

How much do you want him?

is leather the in thing right now?

If he's a whore, I'm a john! Where do I make an appointment??

This is one hell of a midlife crisis. He obviously is having a masculinity crisis too given the jaw implant and huge new tits.

he looks like a vacuous rent boy

This is also the most stereotypically gay kind of mid-life crisis

Lee Pace has been having one for the past year

He posed for GQ in a mesh shirt

We had hoped Andrew Garfield would embrace his new body positivity with dignity and casually staged beach shots. But Andrew had other ideas.

Stop saying he should play me in a biopic.

On the plus side, he's gotten big enough that he could probably pursue Henry Cavill.

I've said it before but you can see him trying too hard to look hot. As if he's all too aware that social media likes him for the time being.

He is so fucking self-conscious as a model, I believe I’ll no longer be able ignore his awkwardness as an actor.

Will this cause his father to die too?

Someone’s already gunning for the next People Magazine’s Sexy Man of the year.

R14 More like gurning for.

His looks have improved with age. I saw nothing when I looked at him years ago. Now, suddenly, he's hot. That happens sometimes.

Yeah the death of mum + middle age = most stereotypical gay midlife crisis ever

Oh God! I pray he doesn’t get a tribal tattoo!

His poses look stiff and unnatural. He does have a good body, but some people are just inflexible.

I hope he keeps the pants.

I agree he looks stiff. I'm surprised, because he was a decent dancer in "Tick, Tick... BOOM!"

The stiffness is intentional I think, they want to draw some distance between the stereotype he is embodying, which is blatantly "Gay Stud", and the actor himself.

It is extremely uncommon to see an actor do a "Gay Stud" photoshoot, it's so uncommon that people still talk about Chris Evans's twenty year old Flaunt photoshoot (which was more "Rentboy Stud" than "Gay Stud" but close enough) Even out gay actors tend not to do it. Luke Macfarlane did the cover of Attitude recently and they put him in a wifebeater in some fairly benign poses with his arms folded.

Hot bod. Just toned enough for me.

He's beautiful. He's my favorite actor, and has been for some time.

Still love the kiss between him and Stephen Colbert.

Is it too late to redo my midlife crisis?

It’s incredible to me that I find him utterly boring even in this shoot. Like a dead fish.

He has a weak jaw/chin. Not hot.

R27 Not anymore. He's got a shiny new jaw implant under that beard.

And talking about his desire for a BAYBEE! He couldn't help but wonder, is 40 too old to be a dad? Maybe he should learn from Jen's mistake and freeze his sperm.

Bad lid.

r29, on the day the world reaches 8 billion people.

*SMH*

I couldn’t figure out who that was at R21 until I read the post. I thought maybe it was Colin Farrell. And I had just watched Bros. Just goes to show that Luke has a forgettable face that doesn’t make an impression. Bad for an actor trying to distinguish himself.

Flat ass.

R29 Who’s sperm did Jen freeze?

Is he a Jewish artist?

r34, no one's. She failed to freeze her eggs in time and recently expressed regret for it. That's the mistake, r29, is referring to, but because Garfield doesn't have eggs, the lesson would apply to the male equivalent, so, sperm.

Jennifer Aniston looked ridiculous and so does AG. Good grief, they look ridiculous.

The body is delicious. I would like to take off his leather pants and spend some time with it.

Those pits need some nuzzling.

No bulge at all.

R39 Maybe he’s a Transman?

What if he's just straight?

In those pants?

He’s good looking and attractive and gets better with age which doesn’t happen often to other actors. Good for him.

For those who said he’s desperate, for what? It’s a fashun mag, what do you expect? The model is expected to look really good and sexy in a fashun magazine 😏

OP wants prople to pose like her -- a dying beached whale.

HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA are they actually trying to brand one of the fugliest and charisma free actors working as a stud??? Those pictures are utter nonsense. The posing, the lighting, the photoshop. RIDICULOUS.

R27 he looks like this now

Exactly R46. He’s basically Paul Lynde.

The interview itself is beyond pretentious.

The timing of the feature is odd, given that he has nothing to promote

He’s probably trying to keep himself out there for SAG and Globes nominations, his Under the Banner of Heaven performance is eligible. And he’s generally kind of an attention whore.

r44 That might've been a clever comment if I was a woman or anything close to overweight, you dumbfuck.

[quote]Flat ass.

And tiny penis because as R39 suggests, the front part of those pants is really flat too.

R11

It's too bad that magazines aren't willing to admit: "It just didn't work out. We're not publishing these."

It worked out perfectly, r53. More pics, please. More Andrew Garfield.

The magazine was probably thrilled they got a celeb who wanted to take his shirt off. Many PR’s will flat out refuse to allow their clients to do shirtless editorials. It’s literally the first thing they tell the magazine- “Do not ask him to take his shirt off.”

He's a geeky nerd trying to look sexy and it ain't workn.

R40 Even transvestigators agree that he is a real man.

Is a Calvin Klein underwear campaign next?

Is he trying to be a robot at R46?

Maybe bangs would fix some of his “issues.”

Given that Garfield has no projects to promote, it’s entirely likely he only got this feature because he promised to pose shirtless.

What does the PR possess?

La Belle Garfield took his new jaw to a GQ event tonight

He looks like someone tried to draw him from memory

Is this one of those threads where one person has made 50 comments?

Garfield is super cute, talented, and rich. My only strike against him is being in GQ, which is a garbage periodical.

I have to jerk off every time I see these photos, please stop bumping the thread

I downloaded a large version of this photo and I’m convinced Mr. Ice Cube was introduced to Mr. Nipples

r66 = Andrew's "bestie" Jamie Dornan

Terrible face. Fug!

Very stupid pics. He is cute, though.

Can someone post before and after photos that clearly show his supposed new jawline? I’m not saying he didn’t have it done, but I don’t see it (due to beard obfuscation).

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He looks like an old man at R46. Aging really badly.

R66 = Andrew Garfield

There's no "like a desperate whore" when it comes to Ms. Aniston.

Slap that equal sign in there, OP.

For r71

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Its all bullshit being sharted out by some OCD DLer troll.

Yep. He's definitely had his chin done.

It won't help him but it's his face, he can implant whatever he wants into it.

He’s not attractive enough for these edgy poses.

He looks like a youngish, handsome college professor. Maybe arty, who wears leather trousers every once and awhile to the campus.

Once and a while

For all intensive purposes

Could of

Irregardless

I could care less.

He looks good with his curly hair and AMAZING body but he has the charisma of a dead fish; he even shares the same glassy-eyed stare.

I really want to see this implant minus the beard. Any pics?

[quote] Can someone post before and after photos that clearly show his supposed new jawline? I’m not saying he didn’t have it done, but I don’t see it (due to beard obfuscation).

There's no jawline enhancement besides the beard.

I haven't seen any, perhaps it's new. Make yourself useful, R83, go look, find a few, and post them here to the Datalounge.

Never thought he was hot and I agree he looks uncomfortable in those pictures

Christ I have to do everything for you people

Thank you, R87, I'm sure that R-whatever who originally requested this will be along to thank you at any moment.

Thanks, R87!

If he’s had any work done to his jawline, it’s subtle compared to the hatchet job of the Disney kid.

I think Garfield is the type that will get better looking the older her gets. Sad about his lack of sex appeal.

Which Disney kid, R89?

Looks like the photographer knew to hide his flat ass.

[quote] Looks like the photographer knew to hide his flat ass.

No. See R1.

r90 They’re probably talking about Zac Efron.

Thank you, R93.

I suspect R89 was referring to Zac Efron.

R90 The best guess is maybe Zac Efron?

I don’t get it.

There’s a reason why Garfield gets cast as unsexy Mormans and Jim Bakker.

Aging and desperately trying to stay relevant. At least he has his money.

Garfield has that giant misshapen head!

I cannot get over how everyone swooned over his bizarre and really awful performance in "Angels in America". He must have thought gay New Yorkers in the 80s were from another planet! His weird femmy characterization was hard to describe, or watch!

[quote] Mormans

Has he ever been cast as a merman or as Merman?

I h8 jews

Sorry! I meant Zac Efron, R90.

I refuse to believe he paid someone to do that to his face.

Thanks, R87! I can definitely see the difference in his chin.

The whole “Andrew Garfield as fashion model” thing needs to end here. The misshapen head will never allow it.

[quote]I cannot get over how everyone swooned over his bizarre and really awful performance in "Angels in America". He must have thought gay New Yorkers in the 80s were from another planet! His weird femmy characterization was hard to describe, or watch!

They just wanted to see his dick. For the same reason Jesse Williams has a Tony.

"For all intensive purposes."

Thank you for the chuckle R82.

[quote] Aging and desperately trying to stay relevant

Every human being on the planet is aging, unless they’re a stone statue.

Not true. I haven’t aged from 20 to 40. Still get carded.

R43. Aren't people supposed to look sexy in, I don't know, CLOTHES?

Not saying I don't enjoy the view - I really do - but this is supposed to be a fashion magazine right?

Less of the desperate OP!

This whole thing is giving midlife crisis. The bulking up, the leather pants, the poses and shirtlessness, the comments about not having kids yet.

r100 He actually said his research was watching Drag Race and that "I am a gay man right now just without the physical act" - again, because he watched Drag Race.

Translation: I am a human gloryhole

Do jaw transplants have to be taken out at some point? Do they become moldy? But don't get men bigger jaws through steroids sometimes too (and chest hair)?

Video from last night shows how much his face has changed

[quote] If he’s had any work done to his jawline, it’s subtle compared to the hatchet job of the Disney kid.

He's had no work done on his jawline. Many of you can look forward to mother nature's plastic surgery. For certain tight, round faces aging can be your friend. Your face will become more gaunt around 40, your chin, cheekbones and jawline will become more prominent. I had a scar on my lower cheek at 30. By 45 that scar was below my mandible and my skin was still reasonably taught. Look at the photos at r87, the same thing is happening to AG.

If you don't drink (excessively) or use meth, these changes can result in a more mature, masculine (i.e. handsome) appearance. The trick will be making it last because by this time you are well on the road to decrepit old age.

R117 = Stevie Wonder

[quote] [R100] He actually said his research was watching Drag Race and that "I am a gay man right now just without the physical act" - again, because he watched Drag Race.

How is this any different than a man saying “I am a woman now” just because he put on a dress and wore makeup?

R117 I hope this happens to me because I have a round face and I am not a druggie.

If one has a bone implant, can it be easily removed?

[quote]He actually said his research was watching Drag Race and that "I am a gay man right now just without the physical act" - again, because he watched Drag Race.

Andrew Garfield played Prior Walter like a Ginger Grant impersonator. It was appallingly bad.

There were other Walters?

R123 quiet you medieval gnome.

Yikes it’s giving clueless college girl trying to flirt with a musical theater major

He'll always be the awkward needy virgin band-geek kid from SUGAR RUSH to me.

He looks like Andrew Naybors.

Wait , what? She killed his dog?!? WTF! What a psychopath. I hope she went to jail.

This closet case…

R125 that is such a delightfully awkward exchange.

He's giving major "girls are icky" vibes at R125.

oh my god, is this one of those threads where it’s OP talking to himself in 8 post spurts at a time? An unearned level of vitriol over his looks in this thread

I did a trolldar, R132. Nope, OP has only posted 7 times.

1:13 he has bad grammar R125

Oh lord

R135 I think they were just watching drag race together

He and Andrew Neighbors should hook up and marry, and be known as the Andrews Garfield-Neighborses.

Huge Mommy issues

Do all British people pronounce raspberries like this or just the gay ones?

I’m trying to envision him going down on, or fucking a woman.

I just don’t see it….but if he has and it’s on film, I’d gladly take a peek to see how his hard uncut unit measures up.

Uncut, r140? Andrew is Jewish.

r140 He fucks a woman doggystyle in Under the Silver Lake.